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- ANYTHING YET?
- NO, SIR.
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- HI, CHIEF.
- HELLO, MAX.
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WELL, WE GOT HERE AS FAST
AS WE COULD. WHAT'S UP?
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WELL, I'M SORRY TO DISTURB
YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
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BUT WE'RE FACING
A TERRIBLE CRISIS...
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THE POSSIBLE DESTRUCTION
OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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WELL, COULDN'T IT HAVE
WAITED UNTIL MORNING?
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WHAT HAPPENED, CHIEF?
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- KAOS HAS A NUCLEAR BOMB.
- DOESN'T EVERYBODY?
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MAX, KAOS IS THE ONLY PRIVATE
ORGANIZATION TO HAVE THE BOMB.
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DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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THEIR STOCK WILL GO WAY UP.
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IT MEANS THAT THEY
CAN USE THE BOMB
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WITHOUT FEAR OF RETALIATION.
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THEY ARE NOT A COUNTRY
AND WE DON'T KNOW
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THE LOCATION OF
THEIR MISSILE BASE.
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COULD KAOS BE BLUFFING, CHIEF?
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WELL, THEY PROMISED TO PROVE IT
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IN EXACTLY 72 HOURS
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- IF WE DON'T GIVE
THEM WHAT THEY WANT.
- HOW?
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BY BLOWING UP ONE OF
AMERICA'S LARGEST CITIES.
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DID THEY SAY WHAT CITY?
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ALL WE KNOW IS THAT
THEY THREATENED
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TO WIPE OUT THE CITY CONTAINING
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OUR FINEST INTELLECTUAL
MINDS AND GREATEST LEADERS.
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WELL, AT LEAST
WASHINGTON IS SAFE.
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WHAT DOES KAOS WANT, CHIEF?
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KAOS WANTS THE TOTAL DISARMAMENT
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OF EVERY NUCLEAR
NATION IN THE WORLD.
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BUT CHIEF, IF WE GIVE THEM THAT,
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THEY'LL BE THE ONLY
ONES WITH THE BOMB.
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WHY, THEY COULD RULE THE WORLD.
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AND IF WE DON'T, THEY'LL
BLOW IT UP CITY BY CITY.
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WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO, CHIEF?
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WAIT A MINUTE. THAT
MUST BE COLLINS.
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- WHO'S COLLINS?
- COLLINS IS OUR
AGENT IN ALGIERS.
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HE'S CHECKING OUT A LEAD
THAT THE KAOS MISSILE BASE
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MAY BE SOMEWHERE
IN THE SAHARA DESERT.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, LARRABEE?
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I DON'T KNOW. HE
STOPPED SENDING.
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THAT MEANS KAOS MUST
HAVE CAUGHT UP WITH HIM.
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IT'S IRONIC. TODAY MARKED HIS
10th YEAR AS A CONTROL AGENT.
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- SEND THAT, LARRABEE.
- WHAT'S THAT?
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"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY."
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THIS IS IT.
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IT'S NOT MUCH TO GO ON.
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BUT FORSYTHE, THE BRITISH AGENT
WHO WAS WORKING WITH COLLINS,
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LOCATED THE ARAB INFORMER. AND
FROM WHAT HE WAS ABLE TO LEARN,
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WE'RE QUITE SURE
THAT THE MISSILE BASE
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IS LOCATED SOMEWHERE
IN THAT AREA.
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WELL, THAT'S GREAT, CHIEF.
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO
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IS TO SEND IN SOME
LOW-LEVEL BOMBERS...
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NO, THAT WON'T DO IT, MAX.
THE BASE IS UNDERGROUND.
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NOW, WE'LL HAVE TO SEND IN
TWO AGENTS TO DO THE JOB,
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AND WE'VE GOT LESS
THAN 72 HOURS LEFT.
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THE PENTAGON HAS ORDERED
ME TO HAND-PICK TWO PEOPLE...
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TWO PEOPLE WHO CAN
WORK TOGETHER AS A TEAM,
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WHO KNOW HOW EACH
OTHER WILL THINK AND REACT...
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TWO PEOPLE WHO WILL FORM
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A PERFECTLY BALANCED
COORDINATING TEAM.
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- CHIEF, I KNOW
JUST THE TEAM.
- WHO?
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HUNTLEY AND BRINKLEY.
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MAX, I NEED TWO CONTROL AGENTS.
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WE COULD SWEAR THEM IN.
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PLEASE, MAX, I'VE
MADE UP MY MIND.
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- YOU AND 99 ARE GOING.
- RIGHT, CHIEF.
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NOW I REALLY HATE TO
HAND YOU THIS ASSIGNMENT,
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BUT I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE. YOU'RE
THE BEST WORKING TEAM I'VE GOT.
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WELL, WE WON'T LET
YOU DOWN, CHIEF.
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MAX, THIS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY BE
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THE MOST DANGEROUS
MISSION YOU'VE EVER GONE ON.
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YOU PROBABLY
WON'T GET BACK ALIVE.
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IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE ME,
CHIEF, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME.
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I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF THE WORD "FEAR."
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YOU'LL HAVE TO
PARACHUTE FROM 6,000 FEET.
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I THINK I JUST LEARNED IT.
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MAX, HAVE YOU EVER
JUMPED FROM A PLANE?
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- YES, CHIEF,
ONCE DURING THE WAR.
- WHEN?
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JUST BEFORE IT TOOK
OFF FOR OVERSEAS.
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MAX, WILL YOU AND 99 GO DOWN TO THE
LAB AND CHECK OUT YOUR EQUIPMENT?
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HERE'S SOMETHING YOU CAN
EAT IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.
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- OUR UNIFORMS?
- NO, THE BUTTONS.
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MMM. SALTED. GOOD.
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IN EXTREME HEAT, SALT
IS ESSENTIAL TO THE DIET.
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BUT BE SURE YOU DON'T EAT THE
TOP BUTTON OF YOUR UNIFORM, 86.
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WHY?
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IT'S A GEIGER COUNTER.
WHEN YOU COME CLOSE
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TO WHERE THE MISSILES ARE
BURIED, IT WILL START BEEPING.
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OH, THE OLD
BEEPING-BUTTON TRICK.
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WELL, THAT'S IT. YOU'D
BETTER GET STARTED.
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YOUR PLANE TAKES
OFF IN 30 MINUTES.
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99, I WONDER WHERE FORSYTHE IS.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE AN HOUR AGO.
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MAX, LOOK. IS THAT HIM?
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I HOPE SO.
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FORSYTHE?
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MAXWELL SMART?
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- YES, AND THIS
IS AGENT 99.
- HELLO.
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SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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WE HAD SOME DIFFICULTY SLIPPING
OUT OF CASABLANCA LAST NIGHT.
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I SEE. WHO'S THAT?
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OH, THIS IS HASSEIN. HE'LL
GUIDE US TO THE MISSILE BASE.
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OH, GLAD TO HAVE
YOU ALONG, HASSEIN.
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- DOESN'T HE
UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?
- PERFECTLY,
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BUT KAOS HAD HIS TONGUE CUT OUT
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BECAUSE HE WAS AN INFORMER.
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I SEE.
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HE'S TELLING US
WE'D BETTER MOVE ON.
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AND I THINK HE'S
RIGHT. COME ON, 99.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WE'RE
COMING HASSEIN. NO NEED TO HOLLER.
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FORSYTHE, I THINK
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED.
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99, FORSYTHE'S BEEN HIT.
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FORSYTHE, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN HIT?
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HE'S TRYING TO SAY
SOMETHING, MAX.
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- HE'S DEAD.
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HE ASKED ME TO GET
MY KNEE OFF HIS CHEST.
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DO YOU THINK THEY'RE
STILL FOLLOWING US, MAX?
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PROBABLY, 99. THEY'RE
NOT GOING TO GIVE UP
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UNTIL THEY GET
EVERY LAST ONE OF US.
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IF ONLY THEY'D COME OUT
AND SHOW THEMSELVES,
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AT LEAST WE'D HAVE A
CHANCE TO FIGHT BACK.
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THAT'S THEIR STRATEGY, MAX.
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THEY UNDERMINE THEIR ENEMY
AND MAKE THEM MORE VULNERABLE.
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WHAT WE'VE GOT TO DO IS KEEP
FAR ENOUGH AHEAD OF THEM
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- SO THAT WE ARE
OUT OF RANGE.
- RIGHT, MAX.
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IT ISN'T GOING TO BE EASY,
99. THIS HEAT IS VICIOUS.
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WE'VE GOT TO KEEP GOING, MAX.
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- WAIT A MINUTE, 99.
- WHAT IS IT?
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- I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
- WHAT?
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WHY DON'T WE SLEEP DURING
THE DAY AND WALK AT NIGHT?
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- OH, MAX,
THERE'S NO TIME.
- OH, OKAY.
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HOW ABOUT SLEEPING DURING
THE DAY AND RUNNING AT NIGHT?
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MAX, THERE'S NO
TIME TO SLEEP AT ALL.
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- WE'VE GOT TO
KEEP GOING.
- RIGHT, 99.
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- MAX!
- WHERE'S YOUR CANTEEN?
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OH, IT'S IN MY PACK WITH
THE REST OF MY GEAR.
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WELL, DON'T YOU THINK YOU
OUGHT TO KEEP YOUR WATER HANDY?
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NOT NECESSARILY, 99.
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YOU SEE, BECAUSE OF
MY RUGGED TRAINING,
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I HAVE TREMENDOUS ENDURANCE.
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WHY I AM PRACTICALLY IMPERVIOUS
TO SUN, HEAT AND THIRST.
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I CAN GO MILES AND MILES AND MILES
WITHOUT TOUCHING A DROP OF WATER.
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- YOU CAN?
- I HAVE TO.
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I FORGOT TO FILL MY
CANTEEN BEFORE WE LEFT.
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HERE, USE MINE.
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OH, NO NO NO, 99. I
WOULDN'T TOUCH THAT.
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IT'S A WELL-KNOWN FACT THAT MEN CAN
STAND THE HEAT A LOT BETTER THAN WOMEN.
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MAX, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
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IT IS?
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BE CAREFUL, MAX. SOME OF
THAT IS GETTING IN YOUR MOUTH.
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THANK YOU, 99.
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YOU'RE WELCOME, MAX.
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MAX, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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MAX, LOOK, HASSEIN IS WAVING TO
US. HE'S TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING.
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COME ON, 99.
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IT'S GETTING WORSE, MAX!
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WE'LL NEVER LIVE THROUGH IT.
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99, MY THROAT IS SCORCHED.
I CAN HARDLY SWALLOW.
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I KNOW, MAX.
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LISTEN, 99, I KNOW
THIS IS A LONG SHOT,
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BUT I'VE GOT TO ASK YOU ANYWAY.
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WHAT IS IT, MAX?
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YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A
CAN OF COLD BEER ON YOU, DO YOU?
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MAX!
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MAX, WHERE ARE YOU?
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RIGHT HERE, 99.
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OH, MAX.
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YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, 99,
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BUT I'M STANDING ON MY TOES.
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MAX.
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MAX, I DON'T SEE
HASSEIN ANYWHERE.
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HE MUST HAVE GONE
OFF AND LEFT US.
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MAX, WE'RE LOST. WE
DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
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I KNOW, 99.
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I'M GOING TO TAKE A LOOK
OVER THAT SAND DUNE.
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WHAT IS IT, MAX?
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WHAT IS IT, MAX?
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IT'S HASSEIN. THEY
BURIED HIM UP TO HIS NECK
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AND PUT A CANTEEN OF
WATER JUST OUT OF HIS REACH.
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OH, THOSE DIRTY, EVIL,
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ROTTEN, BARBARIC...
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99, SHH. KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.
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WE DON'T WANT TO GET THEM
ANY MADDER THAN THEY ARE NOW.
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MAX, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BUTTONS?
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I WAS HUNGRY, 99.
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BUT, MAX, WHY DID
YOU EAT THEM ALL?
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE
SOME FOR LATER?
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DID YOU EVER TRY TO EAT
JUST ONE SALTED BUTTON?
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ONCE YOU GET
STARTED, YOU CAN'T STOP.
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MAX, YOU DIDN'T
EAT THE TOP BUTTON.
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OH, NO, 99, I...
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OH, MAX, YOU ATE
THE GEIGER COUNTER!
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I THOUGHT ONE
TASTED A LITTLE STALE.
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NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
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I DON'T KNOW, 99, BUT I'VE GOT
TO HAVE ANOTHER SALTED BUTTON.
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I'VE JUST GOT TO
HAVE ONE MORE...
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JUST ONE MORE SALTED BUTTON.
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NO, MAX, DON'T.
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99, I'VE GOT TO
HAVE THAT BUTTON.
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MAX, IF YOU EAT THAT
BUTTON, MY CLOTHES WILL...
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I DON'T CARE, 99. I'VE GOT
TO HAVE THAT BUTTON.
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I'M WARNING YOU, MAX. IF
YOU COME ONE STEP CLOSER...
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99, GIVE ME THAT BUTTON.
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THANK YOU, 99. I NEEDED THAT.
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NOW CAN I PLEASE
HAVE THAT BUTTON?
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GET HOLD OF YOURSELF!
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WE'VE GOT 24 HOURS TO FIND
THAT MISSILE BASE AND DESTROY IT.
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YOU'RE RIGHT, 99.
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COME ON. LET'S GET MOVING.
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GOOD THINKING, MAX.
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KEEP GOING, 99. WE'VE
GOT TO KEEP GOING.
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OH, GO ON WITHOUT ME, MAX.
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I CAN'T GO ANY FURTHER.
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OF COURSE YOU CAN, 99.
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YOU SAID THAT AN HOUR AGO
AND LOOK HOW FAR WE'VE COME.
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- HOW FAR HAVE WE COME?
- ABOUT 30 YARDS.
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WE'RE USING UP ALL OUR ENERGY
GETTING UP AND FALLING DOWN.
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I THINK WE'D DO A
LOT BETTER IF WE
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JUST STAYED DOWN
HERE AND CRAWLED.
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT, MAX.
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THEY'RE GOING TO
FIND US HERE DEAD.
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MAX, LOOK!
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LOOK! WE'RE SAVED!
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- WHERE? WHERE, 99?
- OUT THERE, STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
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OH, MAX, CAN'T YOU SEE
IT? AS CLEAR AS DAY...
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AN ORANGE JUICE STAND!
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- AN ORANGE JUICE STAND?
- YES, I CAN SEE IT. RIGHT OUT THERE.
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WHERE? WHERE, 99? I
DON'T SEE ANYTHING.
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OH, MAX. STRAIGHT AHEAD.
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NO, IT'S A MIRAGE,
99. IT'S A MIRAGE.
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YOU'RE SEEING THINGS.
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- ARE YOU SURE?
- I'M POSITIVE, 99.
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ONE LARGE ORANGE, PLEASE.
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MAX, WHERE ARE WE?
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HEAVEN?
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00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,718
I DON'T THINK SO.
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00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,121
THEN IT MUST BE AN
ARABIAN PLAYBOY CLUB.
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00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:15,557
YOU ARE IN THE
HUMBLE TENT OF AHMAD,
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00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,392
A SIMPLE BEDOUIN TRADER.
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00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:20,396
I SEE. HOW LONG
HAVE WE BEEN HERE?
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00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,664
A MERE HOUR OR SO.
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00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:25,501
WE FOUND YOU LOST
AND DYING IN THE DESERT.
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00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:29,125
WELL, WE'RE CERTAINLY INDEBTED
TO YOU FOR SAVING OUR LIVES.
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00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,407
TELL ME HOW IT CAME TO BE
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00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,442
THAT THE TWO OF YOU
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00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,177
WERE WANDERING
ALONE IN THE DESERT.
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00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,280
UH, YES, WELL, YOU SEE...
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00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,749
WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON.
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00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,517
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA?
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00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,820
YES...
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00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:47,890
WELL, YOU SEE MY WIFE HAPPENS
TO BE CRAZY ABOUT THE BEACH.
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00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,558
YOU ARE WELCOME
IN THE CAMP OF AHMAD
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00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,727
FOR AS LONG AS YOU WISH TO STAY.
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00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:54,329
WE WILL DO EVERYTHING TO
MAKE YOUR STAY ENJOYABLE.
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00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,865
WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, AHMAD.
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00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,067
BUT I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT
BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF,
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00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,601
AND I'M AFRAID IT CAN'T WAIT.
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00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,371
IF YOU MUST MOVE
ON, MAY I SUGGEST
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00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:05,074
YOU WAIT UNTIL DARK AND
TRAVEL IN THE COOL OF THE NIGHT?
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00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,644
WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
AHMAD, BUT WE MUST BE MOVING ON.
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00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,379
- TIME IS OF
THE ESSENCE.
- AHMAD.
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00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,115
IF MR. SMART'S
BUSINESS IS SO URGENT,
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00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:17,452
THEN PERHAPS IT WOULD
BE RUDE OF US TO DELAY HIM.
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00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,055
NONSENSE, JAMAL. WHERE
IS YOUR HOSPITALITY?
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00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,624
OUR GUESTS WILL DINE
WITH US THIS EVENING,
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00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:26,061
AND I SHALL HAVE MY DAUGHTER
FATIMA DANCE FOR THEM.
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00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:29,965
WELL, WE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T
WANT TO OFFEND YOUR GENEROSITY.
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00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,168
WE'D BE MOST HAPPY TO DINE
WITH YOU AND LEAVE TONIGHT.
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00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,712
SPLENDID. I SHALL MAKE THE
ARRANGEMENTS FOR YOUR DEPARTURE.
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00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,878
WOULD YOU LIKE A CAMEL?
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00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,202
NO THANKS. I'M
TRYING TO CUT DOWN.
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00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,397
AHMAD, WHY ARE WE
BEING SO NICE TO THEM?
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00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,532
THEY ARE CONTROL AGENTS.
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00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,502
WHY DO WE NOT CUT THEIR THROATS?
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00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,905
NO. IF WE KILL THEM, OTHER CONTROL
AGENTS WILL TAKE THEIR PLACE.
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00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:14,210
BUT IF WE OVEREXTEND OURSELVES
WITH KINDNESS AND HOSPITALITY,
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00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,213
THEY WILL LEAVE HERE NEVER
SUSPECTING THAT WE ARE KAOS.
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00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:20,216
BUT IS IT NOT DANGEROUS
THAT THEY BE HERE?
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00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,018
THEY ARE LIABLE TO
FIND OUR MISSILES.
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00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,921
HARDLY. THE MISSILES
ARE WELL DISGUISED,
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00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:28,157
AND THEY COULD NEVER FIND
THE UNDERGROUND ENTRANCE
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00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,792
AS NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO ENTER
THE TENT OF MY DAUGHTER'S.
285
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,328
BESIDES, THEY'RE NOT SUSPICIOUS.
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00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,962
WHAT IF THEY GET SUSPICIOUS?
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00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,864
THEN THEY WILL DIE.
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00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,300
NOW PUT YOUR DAGGER
BACK IN YOUR SCABBARD.
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00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,702
AHMAD...
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00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,538
WHAT IS IT?
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00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,541
I DO NOT HAVE A SCABBARD.
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00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,366
YOU DO NOW.
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00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,813
WE MUST SEE TO IT THAT
SMART AND THAT GIRL
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00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,915
MAKE THEIR WAY
BACK TO CIVILIZATION
295
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:57,853
AND REPORT THAT THERE IS NO KAOS
MISSILE BASE HERE IN THE SAHARA.
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00:17:57,877 --> 00:18:00,956
THEN WHEN THEY SEARCH
THE REST OF THE WORLD,
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00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,358
WE WILL BE FREE TO
UNLEASH OUR MISSILES
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00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:06,562
AND DESTROY THEIR
CITIES ONE BY ONE.
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00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,565
YES. FIRST NEW YORK,
300
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,934
THEN LONDON, PARIS, ROME...
301
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,837
- TEL AVIV.
- NO, NOT TEL AVIV.
302
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,994
WHY NOT TEL AVIV?
303
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,869
REALLY? YOU DON'T LOOK IT.
304
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,993
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY FRIEND?
305
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,561
NOT FEELING WELL?
306
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:15,497
I'M AFRAID I'VE HAD A LITTLE
TOO MUCH WINE, AHMAD.
307
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:18,266
I WONDER IF YOU WOULD THINK
IT WAS TERRIBLY RUDE OF ME
308
00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,368
IF I STEPPED OUTSIDE
FOR A BIT OF FRESH AIR.
309
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:22,504
MAY ALLAH GO WITH YOU.
310
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:25,129
OH, THANK YOU, BUT
I'D RATHER GO ALONE.
311
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,550
HI.
312
00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,937
NOW LOOK, FELLA, I
DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE.
313
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,401
BUT I'M GOING TO
SEARCH THIS TENT.
314
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:02,711
DO THE WORDS, "GET OUT"
MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
315
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:06,615
OKAY, THERE'S A LITTLE
SAYING YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF.
316
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:10,675
IT GOES LIKE THIS... "THE BIGGER
THEY COME, THE HARDER THEY FALL."
317
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:17,092
HAVEN'T HEARD OF THAT ONE, EH?
318
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,695
OKAY, HERE'S ONE YOU MAY LIKE...
319
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:23,020
"THE QUALITY OF
MERCY IS NOT STRAINED."
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00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:50,752
GOOD.
321
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:54,011
MOVE OUT WITH THE CARAVAN.
WE'LL JOIN YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.
322
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,792
THE MISSILE IS SET TO
GO OFF IN 30 MINUTES.
323
00:21:57,816 --> 00:22:00,128
NEW YORK IS THE TARGET.
324
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,030
SPLENDID.
325
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:05,900
NOW THE WORLD WILL KNOW
THAT KAOS KEEPS THEIR THREATS.
326
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,837
AS FOR YOU AND THE
YOUNG LADY, MR. SMART,
327
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,574
I LEAVE YOU TO THE MERCY OF
THE UNMERCIFUL DESERT SUN.
328
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,809
YOU'LL NEVER GET
AWAY WITH THIS, AHMAD.
329
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,235
GOODBYE, MR. SMART.
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00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,508
I GUESS THIS IS IT, MAX.
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00:22:29,248 --> 00:22:33,128
IT'S NO USE, 99. I CAN'T
GET THESE ROPES UNTIED.
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00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:35,130
MAX, LOOK. SOMEONE'S COMING.
333
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:39,735
FATIMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
334
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:41,670
I SNEAKED AWAY AND
CAME BACK TO SAVE YOU.
335
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,305
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
SAVE US? YOU'RE AHMAD'S DAUGHTER.
336
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:47,109
HE LIED. I AM NOT HIS
DAUGHTER. I WAS HIS SLAVE.
337
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,945
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE
RIGHT OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE.
338
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:53,081
THEN IT WAS YOU WHO INSCRIBED THE
MESSAGE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GOBLET.
339
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,584
- YES.
- HERE, CUT 99'S ROPES.
340
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,641
I'M GOING TO THE CONTROL PANEL.
341
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,906
MAX! MAX!
342
00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,809
WELL...
343
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,811
THAT DOES IT, 99.
344
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,114
THAT'S MARVELOUS, MAX.
HOW DID YOU DO IT SO FAST?
345
00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,315
WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
TO DISMANTLE THE MISSILE
346
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,351
SO I RESET THE
DIRECTIONAL CONTROL.
347
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,819
IT'S SET TO GO OFF
IN A FEW MINUTES.
348
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,888
- FOR WHERE?
- STRAIGHT UP THEN
STRAIGHT DOWN.
349
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,523
IT WILL WIPE OUT EVERYTHING...
THE CONTROL ROOM AND THE MISSILE.
350
00:23:35,547 --> 00:23:37,525
AND US!
351
00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:39,661
OH, MAX, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
352
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:40,685
RUN 99, RUN.
353
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:53,374
WELL, THERE IT GOES, 99.
354
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:57,545
OH, MAX. WHAT A TERRIBLE
WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION.
355
00:23:57,569 --> 00:24:00,949
YES. YOU KNOW, CHINA,
RUSSIA AND FRANCE
356
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:03,118
SHOULD OUTLAW ALL
NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
357
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,552
WE SHOULD INSIST UPON IT.
358
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:06,321
WHAT IF THEY WON'T, MAX?
359
00:24:06,345 --> 00:24:08,289
THEN WE MAY HAVE TO BLAST THEM.
360
00:24:08,313 --> 00:24:11,713
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO
KEEP PEACE IN THE WORLD.
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