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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,515 SIT DOWN PLEASE, GENTLEMEN. I WANT TO BRIEF YOU 2 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,550 ON THIS SITUATION AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 3 00:00:07,574 --> 00:00:09,919 - WHERE'S AGENT 86? - HE HASN'T CHECKED IN YET. 4 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,654 WE'LL HAVE TO PROCEED WITHOUT HIM. 5 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:14,124 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME, AND I'VE ALREADY BEEN FULLY BRIEFED. 6 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,993 CAN I CHECK OUT SOME WEAPONS? 7 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:19,817 OH, OF COURSE. USE THE SPECIAL WEAPONS CLOSET. 8 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:25,102 - CHIEF, WHO WAS THAT MAN? - THIS MISSION IS SO IMPORTANT 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,903 THAT EVEN HIS NUMBER IS TOP SECRET. 10 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,840 - IS HE NEW IN CONTROL? - NO, HE'S FROM OUR EUROPEAN SECTION. 11 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,975 NOW, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY. 12 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:34,978 KAOS HAS CRACKED OUR UNIVERSAL CODE. 13 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,881 ALL SECRET COMMUNICATIONS WILL HAVE TO STOP UNTIL A NEW CODE 14 00:00:37,905 --> 00:00:40,851 CAN BE DELIVERED TO OUR COMMUNICATIONS CENTER IN GREENLAND. 15 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:43,487 AGENT X HAS BEEN SELECTED TO DELIVER THAT CODE. 16 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,889 WHY HIM? WHY NOT ONE OF US? 17 00:00:45,913 --> 00:00:48,057 BECAUSE KAOS PROBABLY KNOWS ALL OF YOU. 18 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,593 - IN FACT WE'RE COUNTING ON THAT TO HELP US. - HOW? 19 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,829 BY SEEING TO IT THAT THEY CAPTURE THE WRONG MAN. 20 00:00:52,853 --> 00:00:56,233 OUR REAL COURIER, AGENT X... A MAN WHOSE FACE THEY'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH... 21 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,868 WILL LEAVE FOR GREENLAND WITH THE NEW CODE TOMORROW MORNING. 22 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,838 AT THE SAME TIME WE'LL BE SENDING OUT ANOTHER MAN AS A DECOY. 23 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,774 EXACTLY. THE DECOY WILL BE CAPTURED BY KAOS 24 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,476 AND PROBABLY TORTURED, 25 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,945 BUT THAT WILL GIVE AGENT X THE TIME HE NEEDS TO COMPLETE HIS MISSION. 26 00:01:09,969 --> 00:01:12,615 I'M SORRY I'M LATE, CHIEF, BUT I WAS STUCK IN THE CAR 27 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,485 - FOR ALMOST 20 MINUTES. - I KNOW, 86, THE TRAFFIC. 28 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:18,821 NO, THE SEAT BELT. I CAN NEVER GET THAT DARN THING UNBUCKLED. 29 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:21,058 MAX, SIT DOWN. I'LL FILL YOU IN AS WE GO ALONG. 30 00:01:21,082 --> 00:01:22,681 RIGHT, CHIEF. 31 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:30,300 GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NOW UNDER SPECIAL CLASS "A" TOP SECURITY. 32 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,770 WE'VE GOT TO DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO PROTECT AGENT X. 33 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,705 KAOS WILL DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN 34 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,974 TO ELIMINATE HIM. 35 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,849 - MAX, YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? - HE'S PROBABLY A KAOS ASSASSIN 36 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:49,619 - OUT TO GET OUR AGENT X. - MAX, THAT'S AGENT X! 37 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,623 HE MUST BE FROM OUR EUROPEAN SECTION. 38 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,414 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE'S SAYING. 39 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:02,220 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 40 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:06,263 THAT'S IT, GENTLEMEN. 41 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,299 IF EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDING TO SCHEDULE, AGENT X WILL REACH GREENLAND 42 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,268 WITH THE NEW CODE AT 5:00 P.M. TOMORROW. 43 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,869 GOOD MAN AGENT X. 44 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:16,038 SUCKER FOR A RIGHT CROSS TO THE STOMACH, BUT GOOD MAN. 45 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,774 PLEASE, MAX. 46 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,409 YOU FOUR MEN ARE THE ONLY AVAILABLE AGENTS. 47 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,679 - ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO ACT AS A DECOY. - WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. 48 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:26,983 WHAT IF KAOS FINDS OUT IT'S A DECOY? WHAT'LL THEY DO TO HIM? 49 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:31,087 - THEY'LL PROBABLY KILL HIM. - HUH... TALK ABOUT SORE LOSERS. 50 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,623 THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS ASSIGNMENT SO DIFFICULT FOR ME. 51 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,225 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SEND ONE OF YOU MEN ON WHAT MAY VERY WELL 52 00:03:36,249 --> 00:03:37,660 BE A SUICIDE MISSION. 53 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:40,229 - AGENT 58, ARE YOU MARRIED? - YES, SIR. 54 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:42,498 - CHILDREN? - FOUR, SIR. 55 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:45,901 - AGENT 58? - I HAVE THREE CHILDREN, SIR. 56 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,070 - AGENT 71? - 17, SIR. 57 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,908 - WHAT? - I'M AGENT 17, SIR. 58 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,743 OH... YES, OF COURSE. 59 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,679 I HAVE TWO CHILDREN. 60 00:03:56,703 --> 00:04:00,350 I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO PICK A FAMILY MAN. 61 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:03,386 I'M ASKING FOR A VOLUNTEER, A MAN WITH NO RESPONSIBILITIES, 62 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:05,710 NO WIFE, NO CHILDREN. 63 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:11,902 I HOPE THERE'S SOMEONE STANDING BEHIND ME. 64 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:15,064 YOU KNOW, CHIEF, YOU'VE GOT A LOT TO LEARN 65 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,623 ABOUT ASKING FOR VOLUNTEERS. 66 00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:21,238 WE DID A STUDY IN-DEPTH ON THE SUBJECT OF TORTURE. 67 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:24,241 WE FOUND IF YOU'RE FAMILIARIZED WITH WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO UNDERGO, 68 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,809 - YOU'LL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND IT LONGER. - THAT MAKES SENSE. 69 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,811 SAY, WHAT IS THIS THING OVER HERE? 70 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:31,914 THIS IS A RATHER PRIMITIVE INSTRUMENT, BUT IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE. 71 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,258 PUT YOUR WRIST IN HERE. 72 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:37,253 OOH, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. 73 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:40,723 - THAT'S VERY PAINFUL. - THAT'S NOT IT, SMART. 74 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,681 JUST WATCH THIS. 75 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:48,064 "DON'T WEAR WRISTWATCH." 76 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,066 NOW DO YOU SEE THIS CHAIR? 77 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,068 AFTER THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF TORTURE, 78 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,903 THEY'LL ASK YOU TO SIT DOWN AND RELAX IN IT FOR A WHILE. 79 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:56,038 - BUT THAT'S ONLY A TRICK, RIGHT? - EXACTLY. 80 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,508 WATCH THIS. 81 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,810 "DON'T WEAR... 82 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,945 NEW SUIT." 83 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,781 - NOW IF YOU STEP THIS WAY... - THAT'LL BE ENOUGH, CARLSON. 84 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:08,951 I GET THE IDEA. ARE YOU SURE THAT KAOS HAS ALL THESE DEVICES? 85 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:12,322 OH, YES, IT'S STANDARD EQUIPMENT FOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATIONS. 86 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,324 WELL, WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? 87 00:05:14,348 --> 00:05:16,948 FROM THE BUREAU OF INTERNAL REVENUE. 88 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,232 BEFORE WE GO INTO MY OFFICE, 89 00:05:22,256 --> 00:05:25,235 I WANT YOU TO KNOW IT WAS BUGGED BY KAOS A LITTLE WHILE AGO. 90 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:27,670 RIGHT, CHIEF... BUGGED BY KAOS? 91 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,906 BUGGED BY KAOS, BUT HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN, CHIEF? 92 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,243 WE LET IT HAPPEN. WE WANT THEM TO LISTEN IN. 93 00:05:33,267 --> 00:05:36,179 THAT'S THE WAY WE'RE GONNA TRICK THEM INTO BELIEVING THAT YOU 94 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,881 ARE THE NEW COURIER WHO'S GONNA DELIVER THE NEW CODE. 95 00:05:38,905 --> 00:05:41,117 OH, I GET YOU. I GET YOU. 96 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:44,820 WHILE THEY'RE LISTENING IN, I VERY CLEVERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF 97 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:46,822 AS THE COURIER WITH THE NEW CODE. 98 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:48,824 EXACTLY. NOW REMEMBER, MAX, 99 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:52,395 TRY TO MAKE IT SOUND CONVERSATIONAL AND NATURAL. 100 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:55,953 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, CHIEF. I HAPPEN TO BE A PRETTY FAIR ACTOR. 101 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,664 SIT DOWN, 86. 102 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:09,201 THANK YOU, CHIEF OF CONTROL. 103 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,817 - THIS SURE IS A SWELL PLACE YOU HAVE HERE. - THANK YOU. 104 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,153 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME ABOUT? 105 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:20,723 THE MISSION, MAX. ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE EVERYTHING COMPLETELY CLEAR? 106 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:23,193 YES, I HAVE. 107 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:26,429 I WILL LEAVE MY HOUSE AT 7:30 IN THE MORNING 108 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:28,832 AND PROCEED TO THE NEWSSTAND. 109 00:06:28,856 --> 00:06:31,835 - THEN I WILL... - YES, MAX, YES. DO YOU HAVE YOUR AIRLINE TICKET? 110 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:34,070 YES, I HAVE. 111 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,604 AND THE NEW CODE? 112 00:06:35,628 --> 00:06:39,108 YES, I WILL BE HAVING THAT IN THE SECRET POCKET 113 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,110 OF MY GRAY SERGE SUIT. 114 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,112 YOU'D BETTER MEMORIZE IT, MAX. 115 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,714 WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET IT GET 116 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,682 INTO THE HANDS OF THOSE KAOS FIENDS. 117 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,052 OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT, CHIEF. 118 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:52,255 SOME OF THOSE KAOS FIENDS ARE PROBABLY NICE, FRIENDLY, 119 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,590 HARDWORKING FELLOWS LIKE US. 120 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,393 MAX, I WILL WALK YOU TO YOUR CAR. 121 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,528 I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE RIVALS 122 00:06:59,552 --> 00:07:01,719 IS NO NEED TO CALL THEM FIENDS. 123 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,903 "FRIENDLY, HARDWORKING FELLOWS LIKE US"? 124 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,671 IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, CHIEF. 125 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:12,508 I'D RATHER THEY WEREN'T ANGRY WHILE THEY WERE TORTURING ME. 126 00:07:12,532 --> 00:07:14,777 IS THERE ANYTHING AT ALL I CAN DO FOR YOU TONIGHT, MAX? 127 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,546 NO, NOTHING AT ALL, CHIEF. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 128 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:20,383 THERE'S NO TORTURE INVENTED THAT CAN MAKE ME CRACK. 129 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,386 - I'M IMPERVIOUS TO PAIN. - GOOD LUCK, MAX. 130 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,988 - AAH! - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 131 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,145 SQUEEZED MY PINKY. 132 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:35,198 "CANCEL MILK DELIVERY, GIVE HUGO THE SWEATER, 133 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,401 RESIGN FROM CHRISTMAS CLUB, 134 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:41,570 MAKE OUT LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT." 135 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,245 - WHO IS IT? - IT'S ME, MAX. 136 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:52,648 OH, COME ON IN, 99. 137 00:07:52,672 --> 00:07:55,818 - HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? - OH, MAX, I JUST HAD TO SEE YOU BEFORE... 138 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:01,257 COME ON NOW, 99. CUT THAT OUT. NOW STOP IT. 139 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:02,892 I'M SORRY, MAX. 140 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:05,328 IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE HAD SO LITTLE TIME TOGETHER. 141 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,063 IT COULDN'T BE HELPED, 99. 142 00:08:07,087 --> 00:08:09,065 AFTER ALL, THERE ARE NO HOLIDAYS 143 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,067 IN THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL. 144 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,803 YOU'RE SO BRAVE, SO DEDICATED, 145 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,839 - SO WONDERFUL. - I KNOW. 146 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,475 - MAX... - LOOK, 99, IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE 147 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,510 AND I HAVE A BUSY DAY AHEAD OF ME TOMORROW. 148 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,980 - I THINK YOU'D BETTER RUN ALONG NOW. - ALL RIGHT. 149 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:27,450 99, WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 150 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,553 - RETURN THESE DEPOSIT BOTTLES FOR ME. - RIGHT. 151 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,122 DO YOU REALIZE THAT WE MAY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN? 152 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:35,558 WELL, THAT'S OKAY, 99. IT'S ONLY 12¢. 153 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:37,648 YOU CAN KEEP IT. 154 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,673 13, ARE YOU THERE? 155 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,255 NO, I'M HOME, STRETCHED OUT ON A NICE SOFT BED 156 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,058 LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. OF COURSE I'M HERE! 157 00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:12,061 HAVE YOU SEEN ANYBODY AROUND HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE A KAOS AGENT? 158 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,698 - NO, I HAVEN'T. - WHAT ARE YOU SO GROUCHY ABOUT TODAY? 159 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,768 BECAUSE I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK LAST NIGHT, THAT'S WHY. 160 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:22,137 EVERY TIME I DOZED OFF, SOMEBODY DROPPED GARBAGE ON ME. 161 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,307 WILL YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN? 162 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:27,510 HOW'D YOU LIKE TO SPEND 12 HOURS HOLDING YOUR BREATH? 163 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:30,012 LISTEN, THERE ARE WORSE ASSIGNMENTS THAN THIS. I ONCE KNEW AN AGENT 164 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:32,448 WHO WAS LOCKED IN A WASHING MACHINE FOR THREE DAYS. 165 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,950 THAT WAS ME, 86! 166 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:38,253 - YES, I FORGOT. - I CAME OUT SO WRINKLED, I HAD TO IRON MY SKIN. 167 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:41,924 WOULD YOU STOP COMPLAINING? I'M ABOUT TO BE CAPTURED BY KAOS. 168 00:09:41,948 --> 00:09:44,694 86, LOOK. OVER THERE AT THE MAGAZINE COUNTER. 169 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,896 GUY IN THE TRENCH COAT, DARK GLASSES, READING THE MAGAZINE. 170 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,666 COULD BE A KAOS AGENT. 171 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:54,203 REPORT MY CAPTURE TO CONTROL HEADQUARTERS IMMEDIATELY. 172 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:56,160 GOOD LUCK, 8... OW! 173 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,430 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 174 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,719 - MORNING, HUGO. - OH, LITTLE EARLY FOR YOU, ISN'T IT, MR. SMART? 175 00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,454 YES, WELL, I'M OUT ON SOME SECRET BUSINESS. 176 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:14,456 I WOULDN'T WANT THIS TO GET AROUND, 177 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,481 BUT I MAY HAVE A DATE IN GREENLAND. 178 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,564 - NOSY CHARACTER. - WELL, YOU GET ALL KINDS. 179 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:25,234 BY THE WAY, HUGO, HERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU 180 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,403 IN APPRECIATION FOR LETTING ME READ MY HOROSCOPE EVERY MORNING. 181 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,339 - A PRESENT. - YES. 182 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:32,708 I WON'T BE USING IT MUCH LONGER. IT'S BRAND-NEW. 183 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,509 HEY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 184 00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:38,313 - WELL, WEAR IT IN GOOD HEALTH, HUGO. - GEE, THANKS, MR. SMART. 185 00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,249 OH, BY THE WAY, 186 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,352 IN CONNECTION WITH THAT SECRET BUSINESS I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT, 187 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,754 I MAY BE GONE FOR A FEW DAYS, 188 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:47,089 AND I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D PICK UP MY MAIL. 189 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:50,059 THE NAME IS SMART, MAXWELL SMART. 190 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,327 CAPITAL "S," SMALL "M," 191 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:55,498 SMALL "A," SMALL "R," SMALL "T." 192 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,455 SMART. 193 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,572 LIKE TO LOOK UP YOUR HOROSCOPE, MR. SMART? 194 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,273 OH, THANK YOU, HUGO. 195 00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:07,098 NOW LET'S SEE. 196 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,313 "SCORPIO." 197 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,748 UH-HUH. "GOOD FOR BUSINESS, 198 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,784 MEETING PEOPLE AND BE PREPARED 199 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,742 FOR SURPRISES." 200 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,680 HUGO, WHAT HAPPENED? 201 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:48,083 A LITTLE SURPRISE FROM KAOS, MR. SMART. 202 00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,619 OF COURSE. THE OLD 203 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,355 GAS-BOMB-IN-THE-HOROSCOPE TRICK. 204 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,390 COME ON. LET'S GET GOING. 205 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,392 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GOING WITH YOU? 206 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,794 THE OLD GUN-IN-THE-HAND TRICK. 207 00:11:58,818 --> 00:12:00,751 GOOD TRICK. 208 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,754 COME ON. 209 00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,593 WELL, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I EVER GIVE YOU A SWEATER. 210 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,429 COME ON. 211 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:27,090 WELL? 212 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:29,092 YOU DIDN'T FIND THE CODE. 213 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,260 WE SEARCHED HIM THOROUGHLY. NOTHING. 214 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,130 YOU LOOKED IN THE SECRET POCKET OF HIS GRAY SERGE SUIT? 215 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,100 EVERY INCH OF IT. 216 00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,668 SHOULD I TAKE SMART TO THE TORTURE ROOM NOW? 217 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,670 THERE WILL BE NO TORTURE. 218 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:44,373 - WHAT HAVE YOU GOT AGAINST TORTURE? - IN THE FIRST PLACE, 219 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,375 IT MAKES TOO MUCH NOISE. 220 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,978 WE HAVE MORE INTERESTING METHODS. 221 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,013 - NO TORTURE? - NO. 222 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,415 BRING SMART IN HERE. 223 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,683 NO TORTURE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 224 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,208 THIS USED TO BE A FUN OUTFIT. 225 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,991 IF ALL ELSE FAILS, 226 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,926 WE WILL USE THE NEW SERUM. 227 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,519 YES, I AM MOST ANXIOUS TO TRY IT. 228 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:13,302 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY OR DO, 229 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,771 - I'M NOT TALKING. - WE WILL SEE. 230 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,141 SIT DOWN, MR. SMART. 231 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:21,810 WELL, YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO GET STARTED, COULD YOU? 232 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:25,815 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY TORTURED MY COAT. 233 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,183 WE HAVE HOURS TO GO. IF SMART CAN ONLY HOLD OUT 234 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,986 TILL AGENT X GETS TO GREENLAND. WHERE'S AGENT X NOW? 235 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,988 CHANGING PLANES IN NEWFOUNDLAND, SIR. 236 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,391 - YOU SAID THAT 10 MINUTES AGO. - THE PLANE'S BEEN DELAYED. 237 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,061 - DELAYED, WHAT NOW? - MECHANICAL PROBLEMS WITH THE MOVIE PROJECTOR. 238 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,730 GOOD GRIEF. 239 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,765 ANY WORD ABOUT POOR MAX, CHIEF? 240 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:46,768 NO, 99, NOT SINCE AGENT 13 REPORTED HIS CAPTURE. 241 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:50,306 - OH, POOR MAX. - 99, YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 242 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,641 - DON'T DWELL ON IT. - LIFTOFF FROM NEWFOUNDLAND. 243 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,210 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 99, WHY DON'T YOU GET A CUP OF COFFEE? 244 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,113 RIGHT, CHIEF, BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW THE MINUTE YOU HEAR ANYTHING 245 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,438 - ABOUT POOR MAX. - I WILL, 99. 246 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,154 I WONDER HOW HE'S DOING. 247 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,957 - WHO, SIR? - POOR MAX. 248 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,026 THE NEW CODE, MR. SMART, 249 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,928 WHAT IS IT? 250 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,763 I'M NOT TALKING. 251 00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:18,067 YOU CAN SAVE US ALL A LOT OF TROUBLE. 252 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,901 TROUBLE IS MY MIDDLE NAME. 253 00:14:19,925 --> 00:14:22,838 - LET'S TORTURE. - NO, THAT IS NOT NECESSARY. 254 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,574 MR. SMART IS A REASONABLE MAN. ARE YOU NOT? 255 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,809 I ARE NOT. 256 00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:30,045 PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE A CIGARETTE. 257 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,480 I DON'T SMOKE. 258 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:35,351 - A GLASS OF WATER. - I DON'T DRINK. 259 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,020 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE. 260 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,288 GRETA? 261 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,125 HOW ABOUT GRETA? 262 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:46,361 SUIT YOURSELF, BUT I'M NOT TALKING. 263 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,264 WE SHALL SEE. 264 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,388 GRETA... 265 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,975 - WELL, MR. SMART? - I'M NOT TALKING. 266 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,190 I'M LOOKING, BUT I'M NOT TALKING. 267 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:18,426 - ANYTHING? - PILOT REPORTS HEADWINDS OVER THE ATLANTIC. 268 00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:20,428 WHAT'S THE ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL? 269 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:22,386 STILL 5:00, SIR. 270 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,636 - ALL RIGHT, 99, SAY IT. - I WONDER HOW POOR MAX IS, CHIEF. 271 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:31,239 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, CARLSON? - HE'S BEEN UNDER TORTURE FOR THREE HOURS NOW. 272 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,341 HE'S PROBABLY CLOSE TO THE BREAKING POINT. 273 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:36,912 IF KAOS FINDS OUT HE'S MERELY A DECOY, THEY CAN STILL INTERCEPT AGENT X. 274 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,903 IT'S JUST A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH A MAN CAN TAKE. 275 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,020 THE CODE, MAX. 276 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,289 TELL ME THE CODE. 277 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:51,148 - PLEASE... - NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 278 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,263 PLEASE. 279 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,898 NO, YOU CAN TORTURE ME ALL YOU LIKE, 280 00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,535 BUT THE ANSWER IS STILL NO. 281 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,171 OH, MAX, PLEASE TELL ME. 282 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,555 I DON'T WANT THEM TO HURT YOU. 283 00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,245 TELL ME THE CODE. 284 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:13,170 NO NO NO. 285 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,220 ENOUGH! 286 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,422 WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL SAY WHEN IT'S ENOUGH. 287 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:23,092 QUIET! WE WILL USE THE SERUM. 288 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:26,361 - GOOD GOOD. - THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS MONTH 289 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,363 - YOU HAVE FAILED. - WAIT A MINUTE, KIMMEL. 290 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,300 I THINK GRETA DID A SWELL JOB. 291 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,002 - THANK YOU, MAX. - YOU'RE WELCOME, GRETA. 292 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,638 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HUG HIM AND KISS HIM, NOT GET FRIENDLY. 293 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,630 OUT! UNTIE HIM. 294 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,946 THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, MR. SMART. 295 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,916 I'M NOT TALKING. 296 00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:49,840 YOU MAY PROCEED, SEIDLITZ. 297 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,878 WHAT'S THAT? 298 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,328 AN INJECTION, MR. SMART. 299 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,131 I HATE NEEDLES. 300 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,332 YOU WILL TALK? 301 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,789 NO, I WILL FAINT. 302 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:12,474 WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 303 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,709 THIS SERUM IS A MODIFICATION 304 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,646 OF THIOPENTAL SODIUM. 305 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,648 IT WILL MAKE YOU TALK. 306 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,783 YOU CANNOT HELP YOURSELF. 307 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,786 YOU'LL RECITE WHATEVER YOU'VE COMMITTED TO MEMORY. 308 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,190 GOOD GOOD. SO YOU SEE, LUDEN, 309 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,659 WE MUST PROGRESS WITH THE TIMES. 310 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,828 WAIT WAIT. 311 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:36,153 - HE'S COMING TO. - GET READY TO COPY DOWN THE CODE. 312 00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,369 WE WILL NOW HEAR 313 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:43,527 WHAT'S IN THE SUBCONSCIOUS MIND OF MAXWELL SMART. 314 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,942 TWO TIMES ONE IS TWO. 315 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,679 TWO TIMES TWO IS FOUR. 316 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,847 TWO TIMES THREE IS SIX. 317 00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:56,051 TWO TIMES FOUR IS EIGHT. 318 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,754 TWO TIMES FIVE IS 10. 319 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,190 STRANGE, VERY STRANGE. 320 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:02,391 WHAT IS THIS? 321 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,393 HE'S GONE BACK TOO FAR. 322 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,962 HE MEMORIZED THAT IN HIS CHILDHOOD. 323 00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:10,299 BUT HE WILL PROGRESS TO THE PRESENT VERY QUICKLY. 324 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,636 TWO TIMES SIX IS 12. 325 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:16,060 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS... 326 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:19,163 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS... 327 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,611 14, STUPID. 328 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:26,081 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS 14, STUPID. 329 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,585 YOU AND YOUR SERUM. LET'S TORTURE. 330 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,354 RIGHT. NOTIFY SECURITY IN GREENLAND. 331 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:35,457 - I WANT AN ARMORED CAR WAITING AT THE AIRPORT FOR AGENT X. - YES, SIR. 332 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,958 IF SMART CRACKS, 333 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:39,395 KAOS WILL BE DESPERATE TO GET THAT CODE. 334 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,797 - HOW LONG NOW? - TWO HOURS AND 28 MINUTES, SIR. 335 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:46,635 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS... 336 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,405 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS... 337 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,640 KIMMEL, KIMMEL, I'VE GOT IT. 338 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,175 - WHAT WHAT WHAT? - THIS IS NO ORDINARY MAN. 339 00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:56,645 THIS MAN IS BRILLIANT. HE'S A GENIUS. 340 00:18:56,669 --> 00:19:00,115 - WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? - HE HAS TRAINED HIMSELF SO THOROUGHLY, 341 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,285 THAT EVEN HIS SUBCONSCIOUS COMES OUT IN CODE. 342 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:06,454 RED ROVER, RED ROVER. 343 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,556 RED ROVER, RED ROVER... 344 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,959 "RED ROVER, 345 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,727 RED ROVER." 346 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,764 LET BARNEY KAUFMAN COME OVER. 347 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,600 LET BARNEY KAUFMAN COME OVER. 348 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,537 "LET BARNEY KAUFMAN COME OVER"? 349 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,373 YEAH, NOW... 350 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,975 IF WE TRANSPOSE THE VOWELS 351 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,477 IN "RED ROVER" AND SUBSTITUTE THEM 352 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,914 FOR THE CONSONANTS IN "BARNEY KAUFMAN"... 353 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,450 YOU AND YOUR SERUM. LET'S TORTURE. 354 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,086 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE RECEPTION. 355 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,088 KAOS MAY BE JAMMING THE FREQUENCY. 356 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:43,525 - ALL I KEEP GETTING IS LAWRENCE WELK MUSIC. - KAOS HAS NO MERCY. 357 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:46,161 WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE GOT GREENLAND NOW. 358 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,997 CONTROL TOWER REPORTS A PERFECT LANDING. 359 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,766 - GOOD, NOW IF... - WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S MORE. 360 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:55,137 AGENT X SAFELY INSIDE ARMORED CAR. 361 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:58,773 - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. - OH, WOW, WHAT A RELIEF. 362 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:02,210 WELL, IN A FEW MOMENTS CONTROL CAN RESUME NORMAL COMMUNICATIONS 363 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,646 - THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. - WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF. 364 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,915 WHAT ABOUT MAX? 365 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:10,152 - I'M SORRY, 99. - DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MAX THAT WAY, CHIEF! 366 00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,321 - HE'S NOT DEAD. - 99, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 367 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,423 NO MAN CAN SURVIVE WHAT THEY PUT HIM THROUGH. 368 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,124 WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE, CHIEF. 369 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,427 - I'M GOING TO FIND OUT. - YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 370 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:20,028 IF YOU DON'T GO WITH ME, I'LL GO ALONE. 371 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,030 NO NO, WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL GO WITH YOU, 372 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,532 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE WORST. 373 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,868 HE MAY HAVE CRACKED UNDER THAT TORTURE. 374 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,471 HE MAY HAVE THE MIND OF A FOUR-YEAR-OLD. 375 00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,862 HE'S STILL BE THE SAME MAX TO ME. 376 00:20:33,699 --> 00:20:36,678 A, B, C, D, E, F... 377 00:20:36,702 --> 00:20:40,015 - G. - G, H, I, J, K, 378 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,783 L, M, N, O... 379 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,885 P. 380 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:47,456 THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET EQUALS X. 381 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,093 THEN THIS LITTLE PIGGY WHO STAYED HOME EQUALS Y, 382 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:53,828 AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY WHO HAD ROAST BEEF 383 00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:56,231 MUST EQUAL Z. 384 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,935 STOP, STOP EVERYTHING! 385 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,038 - I WAS JUST... - NEVER MIND WHAT YOU WAS JUST. 386 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,940 YOUR BRILLIANT GENIUS IS A FAKE, 387 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,344 A DECOY. WORD JUST CAME IN. 388 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:13,114 CONTROL'S NEW CODE HAS BEEN DELIVERED BY THE REAL MESSENGER. 389 00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:16,818 AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OUR FAILURE. 390 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,821 BUT I NEVER KNEW A MAN WHO WAS SO MUCH IN LOVE WITH HIS CHILDHOOD. 391 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,891 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. 392 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:26,294 - I DO. - YOU WILL DO THE HONORABLE THING. 393 00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,319 I WILL. 394 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,874 LUDEN, I AM NOW IN CHARGE OF KAOS. 395 00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,498 - Luden: WHAT ABOUT HIM? - FINISH HIM OFF. 396 00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,280 - NO TORTURE? - NO. 397 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:51,675 NEXT TIME I SAY TORTURE, MAYBE YOU'LL LISTEN. 398 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,907 MAX... OH, YOU'RE ALIVE! 399 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:15,077 - I'M SO HAPPY! - WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, 400 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,744 BUT 99 INSISTED WE COME FOR YOU. 401 00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:19,147 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CHIEF. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 402 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,915 I COULD HAVE TAKEN A CAB BACK. 403 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,917 BY THE WAY, HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS HERE? 404 00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,953 WE JUST TOOK A WILD GUESS. 405 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,689 MAX, WHAT YOU DID TODAY WILL GO DOWN IN CONTROL HISTORY. 406 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,524 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ALIVE. 407 00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:32,160 I'M ABOUT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS, OUTSIDE OF LUDEN HERE. 408 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,762 WE'LL TAKE HIM DOWN TO CONTROL HEADQUARTERS FOR QUESTIONING. 409 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:37,199 NO TORTURE? 410 00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,923 ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT. NOBODY MOVE! 411 00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:51,413 WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE SHOOTING? 412 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:54,904 - I GOT HIM, DIDN'T I? - YES, RIGHT THROUGH MY SWEATER. 413 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:04,927 MAX, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WHAT YOU DID TODAY WAS VERY BRAVE. 414 00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:06,795 NO, NOT REALLY, 99. 415 00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:09,131 IT'S ONLY WHAT ANY WELL-TRAINED HEROIC AGENT 416 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,133 - WOULD HAVE DONE. - DO YOU REALLY THINK SO? 417 00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:13,068 99, EVERYTHING THAT I BELIEVE IN, 418 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,070 EVERYTHING THAT I HOLD SACRED 419 00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,940 IS BASED UPON MY BELIEF IN THE HONESTY AND NOBILITY 420 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:21,210 OF MY FELLOW AGENTS, AND THAT BELIEF IS UNSHAKABLE, 421 00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:23,979 UNARGUABLE AND INCONTROVERTIBLE. 422 00:23:24,003 --> 00:23:27,015 OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG. 423 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,184 STILL, MAX, I DON'T THINK THERE ARE MANY MEN 424 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,186 THAT WOULD HAVE FACED WHAT YOU FACED TODAY. 425 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:34,022 WELL, 99, IN OUR BUSINESS, WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED 426 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,391 TO FACE CAPTURE AND TORTURE. 427 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,827 BUT HOW CAN YOU BE PREPARED FOR THAT, MAX? 428 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:41,964 BECAUSE, 99, PAIN IS ALL IN THE MIND. 429 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:45,601 IT'S ALL IN THE MIND. IF YOU HAVE CONTROL OVER YOUR BRAIN 430 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:48,003 THE WAY THAT I HAVE CONTROL OVER MY BRAIN, 431 00:23:48,027 --> 00:23:50,672 THEN THE BODY CAN FEEL NO PHYSICAL PAIN. 432 00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:54,309 - I SEE. - LISTEN, DO YOU MIND IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE? 433 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,901 - WHY NOT? - I'M GETTING A TERRIBLE HEADACHE. 434 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,416 WELL, I'M OFF ON VACATION. 435 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,887 OH, MAX, TWO WHOLE WEEKS. I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 436 00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:07,489 WELL, TWO WHOLE WEEKS ISN'T TOO LONG, 99. 437 00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:09,691 TWO WHOLE WEEKS IS ONLY... LET'S SEE... 438 00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:11,192 THERE'S SEVEN DAYS IN A WEEK, 439 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:13,150 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS, UH... 440 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,888 TWO TIMES SEVEN IS, UH... 33981

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