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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,448 HYMIE, STAND. 2 00:00:19,786 --> 00:00:22,299 Y-11 CALLING KAOS, 3 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:26,203 Y-11 CALLING KAOS FROM CONTROL HEADQUARTERS. 4 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,105 Man: This is KAOS. Go ahead. 5 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:31,008 HYMIE THE CONTROL ROBOT HAS BEEN PROGRAMMED. 6 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,644 HE'S READY TO BEGIN. WHEN THE JOB IS COMPLETED, 7 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,914 HIS MEMORY BANK WILL AUTOMATICALLY ERASE ITSELF. 8 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:40,417 HE WILL BE UNABLE TO RECALL WHAT HAPPENED. 9 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:42,252 Excellent, proceed as planned. 10 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:44,287 YES, SIR. 11 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:46,611 HYMIE, GO. 12 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:53,730 TO ALL DEPARTMENTS, IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME MEMBERS 13 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,833 OF THE CONTROL ORGANIZATION HAVE BEEN ABUSING THE PRIVILEGES 14 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:58,969 OF THE COFFEE BREAK. ONE, 15 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:02,239 COFFEE BREAKS WILL BE FOR 10 MINUTES DURATION. 16 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:05,909 TWO, COFFEE CUPS WILL NO LONGER BE USED FOR TARGET PRACTICE. 17 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,866 THREE... 18 00:01:10,371 --> 00:01:12,182 HYMIE, WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?! 19 00:01:12,206 --> 00:01:14,084 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. 20 00:01:14,108 --> 00:01:16,074 HEY! 21 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:21,558 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 22 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,693 I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. 23 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,596 HYMIE, I'M THE CHIEF. I'M YOUR FRIEND. 24 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,952 CHIEF! 25 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,169 MAX, MAX, QUICK! 26 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,171 HYMIE'S TRYING TO KILL THE CHIEF. 27 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,641 - HYMIE, STOP IT. IT'S ME, MAX! - WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAX? 28 00:01:38,665 --> 00:01:41,244 I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHORT-CIRCUIT HIS WIRING SYSTEM. 29 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,546 - HURRY HURRY. - HYMIE, ARE YOU A.C. OR D.C.? 30 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:46,249 - I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. - HURRY, MAX. 31 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,984 I THINK HE'S A.C. I'LL PLUG HIM INTO D.C. AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 32 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:50,320 - QUICK! - HOLD ON, CHIEF, 33 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,711 USE THOSE FANTASTIC THROAT MUSCLES. 34 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:58,483 I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. 35 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:03,032 WHAT HAPPENED, CHIEF? 36 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,768 HE CRASHED THROUGH THAT DOOR AND SAID HE WAS GONNA KILL ME. 37 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,437 BUT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, CHIEF. 38 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,140 HYMIE HAS BEEN A LOYAL MEMBER OF CONTROL EVER SINCE WE STOLE HIM FROM KAOS. 39 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:14,277 MAX, HYMIE IS A ROBOT... A MACHINE, AND MACHINES CAN BE DANGEROUS. 40 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,945 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 41 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,180 - WE'LL HAVE TO DESTROY HIM. - DESTROY HIM! 42 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:21,050 YOU CAN'T DESTROY HYMIE. HYMIE'S MY FRIEND. 43 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:24,153 MAX, THIS FRIEND JUST BROKE THROUGH MY OFFICE DOOR, 44 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:26,690 SMASHED MY DESK TO PIECES AND ALMOST STRANGLED ME 45 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,858 WITH HIS BARE HANDS! HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT? 46 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:31,527 I SAID HE WAS MY FRIEND, 47 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:33,818 NOT YOURS. 48 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:36,159 KIRSCH, PHELPS, YOU MEN ARE IN CHARGE OF SECURITY PROCEDURES, 49 00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:38,594 - HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW THIS HAPPENED? - NO, SIR. 50 00:03:38,618 --> 00:03:40,429 - IS HYMIE LOCKED UP? - YES, SIR. 51 00:03:40,453 --> 00:03:43,099 HE'S HARMLESS UNTIL HIS MAIN POWER UNIT IS REACTIVATED. 52 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,301 KEEP HIM THAT WAY. I DON'T WANT HIM BREAKING UP 53 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:48,038 - ANY MORE OF OUR FURNITURE. - YES, SIR. 54 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,006 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT. 55 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,441 - WHY?! - BECAUSE HE'S PROGRAMMED FOR NEATNESS. 56 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:55,745 I DON'T CARE WHAT HE'S PROGRAMMED FOR, HE'S GOT TO BE DISASSEMBLED, 57 00:03:55,769 --> 00:03:57,747 - AND YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. - ME?! WHY ME? 58 00:03:57,771 --> 00:04:00,516 WHY NOT? YOU BROUGHT HIM INTO THE ORGANIZATION, DIDN'T YOU? 59 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,687 I CAN'T DO THAT TO HYMIE, CHIEF. HYMIE IS MY FRIEND. 60 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,354 WHY, HE SAVED MY LIFE ONCE. 61 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,058 - HE'S LIKE A BROTHER TO ME. - MAX, HYMIE IS A CYBERNAUT. 62 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:11,061 WHAT'S HIS RELIGION GOT TO DO WITH IT? 63 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,963 HE'S A ROBOT, A MECHANICAL MAN, AND I WANT HIM DISASSEMBLED. 64 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,665 - I WON'T DO IT. - YOU WON'T? 65 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:19,669 NO, I WON'T! I'D RATHER YOU HAVE ME DISASSEMBLED THAN HYMIE. 66 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,527 - HMM... - I'LL DO IT. 67 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,277 OKAY, HYMIE, COUGH. 68 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:30,213 OH, BOY. 69 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:33,683 MY GUESS IS THAT SOMEONE HAS REALLY BEEN TAMPERING AROUND WITH YOUR INSIDES. 70 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,551 NOW THINK, HYMIE. THINK HARD. 71 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:38,121 DON'T YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED AT ALL? 72 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:41,925 THE LAST THING I REMEMBER I WAS IN THE LAB OILING MY TEETH. 73 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,894 - OILING YOUR TEETH? - I OIL MY TEETH TWICE A DAY 74 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:47,063 AND SEE A MECHANIC EVERY SIX MONTHS. 75 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,599 - OH. - I HAVE A TENDENCY TO RUST. 76 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,768 THE NEXT THING I KNEW WAS A FEW MINUTES AGO, 77 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,037 WHEN YOU REACTIVATED MY MAIN POWER UNIT. 78 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:56,439 YOU DON'T REMEMBER ATTACKING THE CHIEF 79 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:58,274 - AND TRYING TO CHOKE HIM? - NO. 80 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,942 HMM. I'LL TELL YOU THIS MUCH, 81 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,645 UNLESS WE GET SOME CLUES ON HOW THIS HAPPENED, 82 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,680 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO... - I KNOW, MAX. 83 00:05:04,704 --> 00:05:07,305 YOU'LL HAVE TO DISASSEMBLE ME. 84 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:12,422 - I CAN'T DO IT, HYMIE. - YOU HAVE TO DO IT, MAX. 85 00:05:12,446 --> 00:05:14,356 - IT'S YOUR DUTY. - DON'T TELL ME MY DUTY. 86 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:17,794 - I KNOW WHAT IT IS. - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I UNDERSTAND. 87 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,796 THE SECURITY OF THE NATION IS AT STAKE. 88 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,498 - OH, HYMIE. - I'VE HAD A GOOD LIFE. 89 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,634 WILL YOU STOP TALKING LIKE THAT, HYMIE? 90 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:30,205 HYMIE, WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET? I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. 91 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,508 JUST SHUT YOUR TRAP. 92 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:35,411 HYMIE, DO YOU HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING I SAY SO LITERALLY? 93 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,079 I'M SORRY, MAX. 94 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:39,214 OKAY, JUST GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. 95 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:41,639 FORGET IT, HYMIE. 96 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:44,887 THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO. 97 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:48,758 THIS IS THE KEY TO MY APARTMENT... TAKE IT, GET OVER THERE AND STAY THERE. 98 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,315 BUT SOMEONE WILL SEE ME WHEN I LEAVE HERE. 99 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:55,197 NOT IF YOU JUMP OUT THE WINDOW. 100 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,421 IT'S ONLY 10 OR 12 FEET DOWN. 101 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,941 13'10" FROM WINDOWSILL TO POINT OF IMPACT. 102 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,943 MAKE AS LITTLE NOISE AS POSSIBLE. 103 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,579 TRY TO JUMP ON THE GRASS, NOT THE PAVEMENT. 104 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,581 - RIGHT. - OH, HYMIE, 105 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:15,351 IF ANYBODY SEES YOU GOING INTO MY APARTMENT, TELL THEM YOU'RE MY COUSIN. 106 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,319 - RIGHT. - OKAY. 107 00:06:17,343 --> 00:06:19,088 - IS ANYBODY COMING? - NO. 108 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,157 OKAY. NOW REMEMBER, JUMP ON THE GRASS, 109 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,126 NOT THE SIDEWALK. 110 00:06:24,150 --> 00:06:26,061 OKAY... JUMP! 111 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,855 MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH. 112 00:06:47,507 --> 00:06:49,852 OH, HELLO, UH... I WAS LOOKING FOR MAX. 113 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,654 - IS HE HOME? - NO. 114 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:54,590 I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE. ARE YOU A FRIEND OF HIS? 115 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:56,959 I AM MAX'S COUSIN. MAY I HELP YOU? 116 00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:59,461 OH YES, I WANTED TO BORROW SOME SUGAR. 117 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:03,387 - SUGAR. - JUST ENOUGH FOR A CUP OF COFFEE. 118 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,391 OR TWO. 119 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:14,209 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, MEN, THIS HAS BEEN A TRYING EXPERIENCE FOR MAX. 120 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:16,879 WE UNDERSTAND, CHIEF. 121 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,185 I'M FINISHED, CHIEF. 122 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,387 SO LONG, HYMIE. 123 00:07:25,411 --> 00:07:27,523 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MAX? 124 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:31,360 YES, CHIEF, BUT THIS HAS BEEN KIND OF A SAD DAY FOR ME. 125 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,362 I'D LIKE TO GO HOME. 126 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,865 OF COURSE. YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE DAY OFF 127 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,700 AND TAKE TOMORROW OFF TOO. 128 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,435 THANK YOU, CHIEF. 129 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,103 WITH PAY? 130 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,560 OKAY. 131 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:46,041 HOW ABOUT OVERTIME? 132 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:49,078 OVERTIME?! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! 133 00:07:49,102 --> 00:07:51,514 OKAY OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT. 134 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:54,071 I MAY BE GREEDY, BUT I'M NOT DEAF. 135 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,593 - HELLO, HYMIE. - HAVE A NICE DAY AT THE OFFICE? 136 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:08,063 YES, THANK YOU. I THINK I'LL JUST FIX MYSELF A CUP OF COFFEE 137 00:08:08,087 --> 00:08:10,099 AND THEN WE'LL GET DOWN TO WORK. 138 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:12,301 - DO YOU USE SUGAR? - NO. 139 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,969 - GOOD. - WHY? 140 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:16,004 - THERE ISN'T ANY. - THERE ISN'T ANY? 141 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:19,228 BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, I'VE JUST BOUGHT A 10-LB BAG. 142 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,678 LISTEN, HYMIE, I'M GETTING A LITTLE WORRIED 143 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:25,548 THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN TAMPERING WITH YOUR MECHANISM. 144 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,750 MANY HAVE LOOKED AT MY WORKS. 145 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:31,086 DID THEY TOUCH ANY TUBES OR FIDDLE WITH YOUR WIRES? 146 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:33,790 I DON'T THINK SO. 147 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,524 TRY AND REMEMBER, HYMIE, 148 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:38,227 BECAUSE IF SOMEONE HAS BEEN TAMPERING WITH YOUR CIRCUITS, 149 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:40,763 IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SOMEBODY FROM INSIDE OF CONTROL. 150 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,664 THAT MEANS WE'VE GOT A SPY IN OUR MIDST. 151 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,566 I HAVE CHECKED MY MEMORY TAPE. 152 00:08:44,590 --> 00:08:46,936 - THERE'S NO RECORD OF TAMPERING. - HMM... 153 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:50,572 LET'S SEE. I'VE GOT SOME BOOKS HERE ON ELECTRONICS. 154 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:53,864 MAYBE IF I LOOK THROUGH THEM, I CAN FIND OUT SOME... 155 00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:17,400 NOW LET'S SEE, IF WE TAKE THESE TWO WIRES, 156 00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:19,735 AND PUT THEM OVER HERE BY THE CONNECTING ROD, 157 00:09:19,759 --> 00:09:22,038 I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING, HYMIE. 158 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,373 HYMIE, WHERE IS MY CIGARETTE?! 159 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,076 - I PUT IT IN MY POCKET. - YOU PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET. 160 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,345 MAY I ASK YOU WHY YOU PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET?! 161 00:09:29,369 --> 00:09:32,649 IT WAS GETTING THE ASHTRAY DIRTY AGAIN. 162 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,239 OKAY, HYMIE. 163 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,556 AHA, JUST AS I THOUGHT... 164 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,791 - THERE IS A SPY. - REALLY? 165 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:45,995 HE MUST BE VERY SMALL. 166 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,030 NO, HYMIE, I DIDN'T MEAN INSIDE OF YOU, 167 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:50,299 I MEANT INSIDE OF CONTROL. 168 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,401 YOU TICKLE ME. 169 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,070 WILL YOU STOP THAT?! 170 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,705 THAT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION, HYMIE. 171 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,942 NOW IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU'VE BEEN REWIRED. 172 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,978 THAT'S WHY YOU ATTACKED THE CHIEF. 173 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,180 THINK, CAN YOU REMEMBER ANYBODY ELSE BEING 174 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,848 INSIDE OF THERE BESIDES ME? 175 00:10:05,872 --> 00:10:08,839 I HAVE A VAGUE MEMORY OF A PAIR OF COLD HANDS. 176 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,254 THEY PROBABLY ERASED YOUR MEMORY TAPE. 177 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,490 - WHAT DO WE DO NOW? - WELL, 178 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,125 WHOEVER THE SPY IS WHO WAS FOOLING AROUND INSIDE HERE 179 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:19,127 PROBABLY THINKS THAT YOU'RE DESTROYED, 180 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,564 AND WE'VE GOT TO HAVE HIM THINK THAT WAY 181 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:24,066 SO IT'LL GIVE US TIME TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS. 182 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:25,735 - RIGHT. - NOW, 183 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,970 WE'VE GOT TO TAKE EVERY PRECAUTION 184 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,038 TO SEE THAT NOBODY KNOWS THAT YOU'RE HERE. 185 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:32,341 THAT MEANS NO STANDING BY OPEN WINDOWS, 186 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,911 NO LOUD TALKING AND IF SOMEONE SHOULD HAPPEN TO KNOCK AT THE FRONT DOOR, 187 00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,913 DON'T MAKE A SOUND. 188 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:39,871 COME IN. 189 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,285 - HELLO, MAX. - PHOEBE?! 190 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,055 I JUST WANNA RETURN THE SUGAR I BORROWED FROM YOUR COUSIN. 191 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,390 OH, THANK YOU. 192 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,993 MY COUSIN? OH YES OF COURSE, MY COUSIN. 193 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,729 - YOU TWO HAVE MET? - WELL, NOT FORMALLY. 194 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:57,933 - MY NAME IS HYMIE. - HOW DO YOU DO? MY NAME IS PHOEBE. 195 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:00,824 UH, PHOEBE IS THE CHIEF'S NIECE. 196 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,041 BY THE WAY, PHOEBE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE IN WASHINGTON? 197 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,942 I JUST DECIDED TO COME IN FOR A FEW DAYS. 198 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,810 MY UNCLE SUGGESTED I TAKE A ROOM HERE 199 00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,846 AND YOU COULD KIND OF LOOK AFTER ME. 200 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,648 OR IF YOU'RE BUSY, MAYBE HYMIE COULD. 201 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:17,053 UH, YES. WELL, HYMIE, DON'T YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ENGAGEMENT? 202 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:21,157 I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S PROBABLY BEEN ERASED FROM MY MEMORY TAPE. 203 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:25,161 DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO HIM, PHOEBE. HE'S AN ELECTRONICS GENIUS. 204 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,329 OH, ARE YOU IN ELECTRONICS? 205 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,999 NO, ELECTRONICS ARE IN ME. 206 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,002 YES. WELL, PHOEBE, IT WAS CERTAINLY NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY. 207 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,537 - PERHAPS WE CAN HAVE DINNER SOME NIGHT. - I'D LOVE TO. 208 00:11:35,561 --> 00:11:38,081 - GOOD GOOD. BYE, PHOEBE. - BYE-BYE. 209 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:41,410 "ELECTRONICS ARE IN ME"? HMPH. 210 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:44,747 THAT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. NOW ALL SHE'S GOTTA DO IS TELL THE CHIEF 211 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:48,472 YOU'RE HERE AND WE WILL BOTH BE DISASSEMBLED. 212 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,922 HYMIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 213 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,390 WILL YOU STOP CLEANING UP, FOLLOWING ME AROUND 214 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,994 AND PICKING UP? YOU'RE BEGINNING TO GET ON MY NERVES! 215 00:11:58,018 --> 00:11:59,662 I AM PROGRAMMED FOR NEATNESS. 216 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,731 I'M PROGRAMMED FOR SLOPPINESS 217 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:04,588 AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT. 218 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,007 WHAT'S THE MATTER NOW? 219 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,797 OUR FIRST FIGHT. 220 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,578 LOOK, HYMIE, I'M SORRY I RAISED MY VOICE. 221 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,214 I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN UNDER A BIG STRAIN FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS. 222 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,684 A LOT YOU CARE. 223 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,853 I DO CARE. 224 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,310 THEN WHY DON'T YOU EVER TELL ME? 225 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,660 I CARE, I CARE! 226 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,462 THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO SAY IT. 227 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,197 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 228 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,755 THIS IS RIDICULOUS! 229 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,161 SHH, GET IN THE CLOSET. 230 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,845 OH, KIRSCH, HELLO. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 231 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:52,748 - I HEARD SOME NOISE. IS ANYTHING WRONG? - OH NO, NO NO, 232 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,984 NOTHING AT ALL. I WAS JUST TALKING TO MYSELF. 233 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,054 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - CHIEF WANTS YOU BACK AT HEADQUARTERS. 234 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,422 - OH. WHY DIDN'T YOU PHONE? - TOP SECURITY. 235 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:03,915 OH. OKAY, KIRSCH, WAIT HERE. I'LL GET MY COAT. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE. 236 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,704 YES, CHIEF, WHAT IS IT? 237 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:17,940 MAX, DID YOU DISASSEMBLE HYMIE THIS MORNING? 238 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,909 OF COURSE I DISASSEMBLED HYMIE. 239 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,676 I EVEN BROUGHT YOU THE BAG OF PARTS. 240 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,678 WE HAD THOSE PARTS RECONSTRUCTED. 241 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,142 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WE GOT. 242 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,189 - MAX?! - FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE. 243 00:13:34,213 --> 00:13:36,725 DON'T YOU WORRY, HYMIE, I'LL HAVE YOU BACK LOOKING 244 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,961 LIKE YOUR OLD SELF IN NO TIME AT ALL. 245 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:42,364 MAX, KIRSCH AND PHELPS CHARGE YOU WITH ALLOWING HYMIE TO ESCAPE. 246 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:44,900 WE CONTEND THAT YOU NEVER DISASSEMBLED HYMIE. 247 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:46,535 NOR DID YOU INTEND TO. 248 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,238 DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD RESORT TO DELIBERATE LIES, 249 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,973 DECEIT AND DISOBEDIENCE?! 250 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,009 All: YES! 251 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,611 - HOW ABOUT THIS...? - ALL RIGHT, MEN, 252 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:57,968 - I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE. - RIGHT, CHIEF. 253 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,884 WELL, MAX, YOUR LITTLE GAME IS OVER. 254 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,020 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH HYMIE 255 00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:06,044 AND I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW! 256 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,519 MAX, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PUT SOMETHING OVER ON ME... 257 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:40,055 I'M NOT, CHIEF, I'M NOT! I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS REALLY HYMIE. 258 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,391 THEY JUST PUT HIM TOGETHER WRONG. 259 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,393 YOU'D BETTER BE ABLE TO PROVE IT! 260 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:47,496 LOOK, CHIEF, I'VE GOT AN IDEA... WHY DON'T I TAKE THE PIECES HOME 261 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,932 AND TRY TO PUT THEM TOGETHER OVER THE WEEKEND? 262 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,467 NO, MAX, I WANT TO SEE YOU 263 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:54,069 REASSEMBLE HIM HERE AND NOW! 264 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:56,071 WELL, CHIEF, IT'S EASY TO TAKE A GUY APART, 265 00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:58,941 BUT IT'S PRETTY DIFFICULT TO PUT HIM BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. 266 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,076 ASK ANY DOCTOR. 267 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,846 HERE AND NOW. 268 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,249 YES, SIR, I'VE JUST MADE THE NEW ADJUSTMENT. 269 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,252 - How will it work? - THROUGH HIS OWN INGENUITY, 270 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,621 THE ROBOT WILL GET MAXWELL SMART 271 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:15,124 TO TAKE HIM TO A PUBLIC RESTAURANT FOR DINNER. 272 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:19,061 WHEN HE HEARS THE PHRASE "WAITER, THE CHECK," 273 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,897 HE WILL SHOOT THE ONE WHO SAID IT... 274 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,822 - MAXWELL SMART. - Very good. 275 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,252 WELL, THAT'S IT, CHIEF. THAT'S ABOUT THE BEST I CAN DO. 276 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,688 YOU KNOW, MAX, IF THIS THING ISN'T HYMIE, 277 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,090 THEN HE HAS ESCAPED AND YOU'RE AN ACCESSORY! 278 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,526 DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THIS MIGHT BE HYMIE'S WAY 279 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,161 OF PROVING HIS INNOCENCE? 280 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,962 BY RUNNING AWAY? 281 00:15:53,986 --> 00:15:56,666 NO, BY COMING BACK AS A WASHING MACHINE, CHIEF. 282 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,635 THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES... A WASHING MACHINE COULD GO ANYPLACE. 283 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,959 I DON'T THINK... 284 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:06,275 HELLO? OH, YES, HE IS. JUST A MOMENT. 285 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,699 IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S YOUR COUSIN. 286 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,515 EH, HELLO? 287 00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:15,350 MAX, THIS IS HYMIE. 288 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:19,855 YES, I KNOW. I'M IN THE CHIEF'S OFFICE. 289 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,325 - What's the matter? - I'M LONESOME. 290 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,460 YOU'RE LONE... 291 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,728 WELL, I'LL BE HOME IN A LITTLE WHILE. 292 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,631 I WANT TO GO OUT TO DINNER. 293 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,334 I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE WISE. 294 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,670 I DON'T CARE. I'VE BEEN COOPED UP IN THE HOUSE ALL DAY... 295 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,072 SWEEPING, DUSTING, VACUUMING. 296 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,741 I WANT TO GO OUT. 297 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,698 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT WHEN... 298 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,512 WHEN I GET HOME. 299 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,648 GOOD, I'LL ASK PHOEBE TO JOIN US. 300 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,272 - BYE. - UH... 301 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,324 I TELL YOU, WE JUST CAN'T TAKE THE CHANCE. 302 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,727 IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC, HYMIE. 303 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,862 IT'S TOO MUCH OF A GAMBLE, HYMIE. 304 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,864 BUT WE HAVE TO. I PROMISED HER. 305 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,598 HER? WHO'S HER? 306 00:17:03,622 --> 00:17:06,635 HI, MAX. HI, HYMIE. HELLO THERE. 307 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,238 HERE I AM, ALL SET FOR A BIG NIGHT OUT IN THE CITY. 308 00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,707 - HER? - HER. 309 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,542 WHERE ARE WE GOING TO DINNER? 310 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,544 YES, MAX, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO DINNER? 311 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,513 I KNOW A NICE QUIET LITTLE OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACE. 312 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,038 - WHERE? - NOME, ALASKA. 313 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,774 MAX, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT PHOEBE. 314 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,977 MAYBE WE COULD GET HER SOME DANCING LESSONS. 315 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,112 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN, MAX. 316 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,380 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE CHIEF FOUND OUT 317 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,316 THAT YOU LET HIS NIECE GO OUT WITH A ROBOT, 318 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,384 TO SAY NOTHING OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH ONE? 319 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,653 I DON'T KNOW, 99. 320 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,123 PHOEBE'S PARENTS WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER GET MARRIED 321 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:03,092 AND SETTLE DOWN AND HAVE KIDS. 322 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,727 - I CAN SEE IT NOW. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 323 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,164 HYMIE IN THE GARAGE TUNING UP HIS BODY, 324 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:11,534 AND PHOEBE IN THE NURSERY WINDING UP HER CHILDREN. 325 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,536 YOU MAY HAVE A POINT THERE. 326 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,538 LISTEN, 99, THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO... 327 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,373 I WANT YOU TO DANCE WITH HYMIE 328 00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:20,158 - AND I'LL STAY HERE AND TALK TO PHOEBE. - RIGHT, MAX. 329 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,484 - THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN. - IT WAS. 330 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,586 - THANK YOU, HYMIE. - VERY GOOD, HYMIE. 331 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,422 YOU GUYS CAN REALLY DANCE. 332 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,624 HYMIE, MAY I HAVE THE NEXT DANCE? 333 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,548 - YES, MA'AM. - THANK YOU. 334 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,331 OH, ISN'T HE WONDERFUL, MAX? 335 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,333 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE 336 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,135 - I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN LOVE. - LOOK, PHOEBE, 337 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:50,238 YOU AND YOUR UNCLE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS OF MINE FOR A LONG LONG TIME, 338 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,141 AND I'D LIKE TO KIND OF HAVE YOU THINK OF ME AS ANOTHER UNCLE, 339 00:18:53,165 --> 00:18:55,344 SOMEONE WHO HAS YOUR BEST INTEREST AT HEART, 340 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,479 SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T HURT YOU FOR ANYTHING 341 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,181 - IN THE WORLD. - ALL RIGHT. 342 00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:01,683 PHOEBE, I WANT YOU TO FORGET ABOUT HYMIE. 343 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:04,519 BUT UNCLE MAX, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM. 344 00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,388 BUT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. 345 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,424 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS BACKGROUND 346 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,192 AND BELIEVE ME IT'S A STRANGE ONE. 347 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,628 I WOULDN'T CARE IF HE CAME FROM A JUNKYARD. 348 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,831 FUNNY YOU SHOULD PUT IT THAT WAY. 349 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,600 BESIDES, A MAN'S BACKGROUND ISN'T WHAT'S IMPORTANT, 350 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,468 IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS. 351 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,071 WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED. 352 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,875 UNCLE MAX, I'M 19 YEARS OLD. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE UP MY OWN MIND. 353 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:31,080 - HOW OLD IS HYMIE? - HE'LL BE A YEAR OLD IN DECEMBER. 354 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,350 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 355 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,507 LOOK, PHOEBE, I DIDN'T WANNA TELL YOU THIS BUT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. 356 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,391 - HYMIE IS A CYBERNAUT. - UNCLE MAX, 357 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,716 I'M ASHAMED OF YOU. A PERSON'S RELIGION DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE. 358 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:06,248 OH, MAX, HYMIE IS A MARVELOUS DANCER. 359 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:09,418 AND HE'S SO INTELLIGENT... CUTE TOO. 360 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,777 YOU TOO? HYMIE, SEE IF YOU CAN GRAB A WAITER. 361 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,694 NOW LISTEN BOTH OF YOU, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 362 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,496 WE'VE GOT TO GET HYMIE OUT OF HERE 363 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,498 AS INCONSPICUOUSLY AS POSSIBLE. 364 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,633 I'LL PAY THE CHECK AND BRING THE CAR AROUND, 365 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,368 THEN YOU TWO BRING HYMIE OUT. 366 00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,705 AND REMEMBER, DON'T ATTRACT ANY ATTENTION TO HIM. 367 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,762 RIGHT, MAX. 368 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,000 HYMIE, LET HIM GO. 369 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,583 YOU DID TELL HIM TO GRAB THE WAITER. 370 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:44,119 HYMIE, I JUST WANTED YOU TO ATTRACT HIS ATTENTION 371 00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,621 SO I COULD PAY THE CHECK. 372 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,991 - I WILL PAY THE CHECK. - NO, HYMIE, IT'S MY TREAT. 373 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,127 - I WILL PAY THE CHECK. - NEXT TIME, HYMIE. 374 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:56,287 I WILL PAY THE CHECK. 375 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:01,837 EL CHEQUE, POR FAVOR. 376 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,838 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, HYMIE? 377 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,941 IT MEANS "I AM VERY SORRY, WAITER. 378 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:08,298 THE CHECK, PLEASE." 379 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:14,538 OH, COME ON, HYMIE, THE CHECK CAN'T BE THAT MUCH. 380 00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,353 YOU'RE SURE NO ONE CAME TO THE DOOR, HYMIE? 381 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,355 I DON'T REMEMBER. 382 00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:23,725 99, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT SOMEONE HAS BEEN TAMPERING WITH HYMIE AGAIN. 383 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:26,395 BUT NO ONE KNOWS HE'S HERE, EXCEPT YOU, ME AND PHOEBE. 384 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:29,764 ARE YOU SURE THAT NO ONE'S VISITED THE APARTMENT SINCE HYMIE CAME HERE? 385 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,867 NO, NOBODY. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 386 00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:35,938 KIRSCH. OF COURSE, KIRSCH'S BEEN NEARBY 387 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,973 EVERY TIME HYMIE HAS GONE HAYWIRE. 388 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,874 QUITE RIGHT, 86. 389 00:21:39,898 --> 00:21:43,144 - YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? - ON YOUR FEET, PLEASE... ALL OF YOU. 390 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,814 YOU KNOW, OF COURSE, THAT BULLET AT THE RESTAURANT 391 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,717 - WAS MEANT FOR YOU, MR. SMART. - SORRY ABOUT THAT, KIRSCH. 392 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:52,454 NO MATTER. THEY SAY EVERYTHING WORKS OUT FOR THE BEST. 393 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,445 IN A MOMENT, HYMIE WILL KILL YOU BOTH. 394 00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,460 WAIT A MINUTE, KIRSCH, 395 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,395 YOU'RE TALKING WITH A FOREIGN ACCENT. 396 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:03,699 I AM NOT. I AM SPEAKING PERFECTLY. 397 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:06,323 AS SPY IN CONTROL I HAD FOREIGN ACCENT. 398 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,704 YOU OVERLOOKED ONE THING, KIRSCH. 399 00:22:09,728 --> 00:22:12,441 HYMIE, GET HIM. 400 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,576 YOU SEE, MR. SMART, 401 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,840 HE'S IN MY CONTROL NOW. 402 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,741 MAX, GET THE GUN! 403 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,010 GOOD WORK, HYMIE. 404 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,563 I HEARD SOME... OH! 405 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,499 - OH, HYMIE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - BUT, MAX, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 406 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,169 I THOUGHT KIRSCH HAD COMPLETE CONTROL OVER HYMIE. 407 00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:44,139 HE DID, 99, BUT HYMIE'S PROGRAMMING FOR NEATNESS 408 00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:48,243 WAS STRONGER THAN HIS PROGRAMMING FOR EVIL. 409 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:50,879 - MAX! - CHIEF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 410 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,781 I SUSPECTED KIRSCH WAS UP TO SOMETHING. I FOLLOWED HIM HERE. 411 00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,251 YES, CHIEF, IT WAS KIRSCH WHO REWIRED HYMIE 412 00:22:56,275 --> 00:22:58,887 AND PROGRAMMED HIM TO ATTACK YOU. 413 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:01,351 THAT SOLVES THAT PROBLEM. WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? 414 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,094 SHE LOVES HIM, CHIEF. 415 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:07,029 MY NIECE IN LOVE WITH A ROBOT? 416 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,897 WELL, IT'S NOT SO BAD, CHIEF. 417 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,455 IT COULD HAVE BEEN A WASHING MACHINE. 418 00:23:16,261 --> 00:23:17,972 YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN, MAX, 419 00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,475 EVEN THOUGH YOUR METHODS WERE A LITTLE UNORTHODOX. 420 00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:22,511 SORRY I HAD TO DISOBEY YOUR ORDERS, CHIEF, 421 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:25,447 BUT I KNEW HYMIE WAS INNOCENT. I SIMPLY HAD TO GO OUT AND PROVE IT. 422 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:28,417 NOW MY PROBLEM IS WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT PHOEBE? 423 00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,752 YES. WELL, I'VE HAD LONG TALK WITH PHOEBE, CHIEF, 424 00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,721 AND I'VE EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO HER 425 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,889 AND I THINK SHE UNDERSTANDS. 426 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,526 Chief: PHOEBE! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 427 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,494 YES, MAX EXPLAINED EVERYTHING TO ME. 428 00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,463 HE WAS VERY KIND AND PATIENT. 429 00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:43,131 HE MADE ME UNDERSTAND SOMETHING 430 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:45,634 - THAT I HADN'T REALIZED BEFORE. - WHAT? 431 00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:48,136 WELL, I ALMOST MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 432 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,672 I MET A MAN WHO WAS WARM AND CONSIDERATE 433 00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:53,608 AND BECAUSE I HAD A SCHOOLGIRL CRUSH ON SOMEONE ELSE, 434 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:55,777 I ALMOST PASSED HIM BY. 435 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:58,146 BUT NOW I KNOW WHO I REALLY LOVE. 436 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,114 - YOU DON'T MEAN... - YES. 437 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,617 MAX, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 438 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,620 PHOEBE, I'VE KNOWN MAX FOR A LONG WHILE 439 00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:07,889 AND BELIEVE ME, I'M VERY... 440 00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:09,758 FOND OF HIM, 441 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:12,661 BUT IF IT COMES DOWN TO A CHOICE BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, 442 00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,551 PLEASE TAKE HYMIE. 34452

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