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- [knocking on door]
- TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY!
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I'M COMING, I'M COMING!
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[knocking continues]
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YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG
APARTMENT. THERE'S NO PARTY HERE.
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Man: SOMEBODY'S AFTER
ME. I NEED YOUR HELP.
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LET ME IN, PLEASE!
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LISTEN, WRANGLER, I DON'T
WANNA BE A PARTY POOPER,
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BUT YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE IN
YOUR BACK. DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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MUST TALK! MUST TALK!
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- TAKE IT EASY NOW,
TAKE IT EASY!
- MUST TALK!
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ALL RIGHT, JUST LET ME GET
YOU UP HERE TO THIS COUCH.
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- NOW, THERE YOU GO.
- NO, THEY MIGHT
COME BACK.
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- PLEASE, ANOTHER ROOM.
- ANOTHER ROOM. UH...
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I'LL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS
TO THE BEDROOM.
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NOW WAIT A MINUTE,
I'VE GOT A PLAN HERE.
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I'LL JUST TAKE YOU UP WITH
THE OLD FIREMAN'S CARRY.
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[grunts]
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I'VE GOT AN ALTERNATE PLAN.
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TAKE A HOLD OF ME
THERE. THERE YOU GO!
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NOW IT'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
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I ONCE KNEW A GUY WHO
HAD A KNIFE IN HIS HEART
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AND LIVED FOR 15 YEARS.
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?
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THAT'S HARD TO BELIEVE!
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WOULD YOU BELIEVE 15 MINUTES?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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HOW ABOUT A PIN IN HIS NOSE?
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING
TO CHEER ME UP.
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LET'S TAKE IT EASY, FELLA!
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YOU'RE GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT. THERE WE GO.
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IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
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MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH
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MUST TALK!
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FIRST YOU'LL SLEEP,
THEN YOU'LL TALK.
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NOW JUST LIE
BACK, YOU'LL FEEL...
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- [groans]
- OOH!
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I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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YEAH... UH.
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SORRY, PARTNER.
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NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW
WHAT HE WANTED TO TELL ME.
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INFORMATION. MUST TALK!
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YES! I'M LISTENING. GO AHEAD.
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THEY'RE GOING TO POISON HIM.
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POISON? POISON WHO?
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WELL, YOU TRIED. AT LEAST I KNOW
THEY'RE GONNA POISON SOMEONE.
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- I'D BETTER
NOTIFY THE CHIEF.
- THE AMBASSADOR!
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THE AMBASSADOR?
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- THEY'RE GOING
TO POISON THE AMBASSADOR?
- YES, THE AMBASSADOR.
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ARE YOU FINISHED?
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AT LEAST I KNOW THEY'RE
GOING POISON THE AMBASSADOR.
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BUT WHICH AMBASSADOR?
WHICH AMBASSADOR?
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WHICH AMBASSADOR?
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HELLO, CHIEF? THIS IS MAX.
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LISTEN, CHIEF,
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I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU THIS,
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BUT I'VE GOT A DEAD
COWBOY IN MY BED,
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AND THEY'RE GOING TO
POISON THE AMBASSADOR.
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NO, CHIEF, A DEAD COWBOY.
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NO, CHIEF, I'M NOT
CRAZY WITH FATIGUE.
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I'M TELLING YOU, THERE'S
A DEAD COWBOY IN MY BED.
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YES, WELL I THINK YOU'D BETTER
GET OVER HERE ON THE DOUBLE.
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10 MINUTES. RIGHT, CHIEF.
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THE CHIEF IS ON HIS WAY.
HE'LL BE HERE RIGHT...
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COWBOY? WHERE ARE YOU, COWBOY?
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COME ON, OLD
WRANGLER! NO HIDING NOW!
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[theme music playing]
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MAX, YOU'VE GOT
TO FACE THE FACTS.
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YOU'VE JUST BEEN HAVING
A NIGHTMARE! A BAD DREAM!
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CHIEF, I'M WIDE AWAKE!
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MAX, LISTEN TO ME. FOR
THE PAST FOUR MONTHS
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YOU'VE BEEN ON ONE OF THE
TOUGHEST CASES OF YOUR CAREER.
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YOU'VE TRAVELED THOUSANDS
OF MILES GATHERING EVIDENCE
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THAT WILL PUT THE LEADERS
OF KAOS BEHIND BARS.
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WELL, I GOT THE
EVIDENCE, DIDN'T I, CHIEF?
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WORKING, DRIVING,
PUSHING, STRIVING, STRAINING,
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WORKING, MOVING, MOVING, MOVING,
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MOVING!
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I'M SORRY, CHIEF, FORGIVE ME.
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I'M NOT MYSELF. I'M SO TIRED.
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MAX, THE ONLY THING
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THAT WILL MAKE OUR
CASE AGAINST KAOS STICK
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IS YOUR TESTIMONY AT THAT
HEARING TOMORROW MORNING.
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NOW YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE
YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU IN COURT
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OR ALL YOUR FIELDWORK WILL...
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WILL JUST BE GONE
RIGHT DOWN THE DRAIN.
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BUT, CHIEF, THE AMBASSADOR!
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THERE IS NO AMBASSADOR
AND THERE IS NO COWBOY.
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THERE'S ONLY YOUR OWN EXHAUSTED
MIND PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU.
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- YOU REALLY THINK SO?
- YES, I DO.
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MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME SLEEP.
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YES, I THINK YOU OUGHT
TO GET SOME SLEEP
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BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO
HAVE YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU
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TOMORROW AT THAT COURTROOM.
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, CHIEF.
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I MUST HAVE IMAGINED
THE WHOLE THING.
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YES, NOW GO ON
UPSTAIRS AND GET SLEEP
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AND YOU'LL BE IN
SHAPE FOR TOMORROW.
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THANK YOU, CHIEF, I
APPRECIATE YOUR COMING OVER.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.
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GOTTA GET A GRIP ON MYSELF.
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WHOLE THING MUST'VE
BEEN JUST A BAD DREAM.
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[sighs]
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OH. PARDON ME, FELLA.
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"PARDON ME, FELLA"?
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YOU'RE BACK!
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I'VE GOTTA TELL THE
CHIEF. WAIT RIGHT HERE!
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CHIEF! CHIEF!
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TOO LATE, HE'S GONE.
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THAT MEANS I WON'T
BE ABLE TO REACH HIM
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UNTIL HE GETS BACK TO HIS HOUSE.
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THE CHIEF IS...
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
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FIRST HE WAS HERE,
AND THEN HE WAS GONE
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AND NOW HE'S BACK! WHERE
COULD HE HAVE GONE TO?
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Cowboy: HID ON THE LEDGE
OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.
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OUTSIDE THE WINDOW, OF COURSE.
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NO WONDER I COULDN'T FIND YOU.
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- BUT WHY?
- I HEARD NOISES, VOICES.
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I WAS AFRAID THEY WERE
COMING BACK TO FINISH ME OFF.
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I'VE GOT A FEELING
NOBODY CAN FINISH YOU OFF.
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THEY'RE COMING BACK FOR ME.
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THEY? WHO ARE THEY?
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- KAOS.
- KAOS!
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YOU MEAN KAOS IS GOING
TO POISON THE AMBASSADOR?
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YES, TONIGHT AT A MASQUERADE
PARTY AT THE EMBASSY.
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I WAS ON MY WAY THERE
WHEN THEY GOT ME.
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HOW ARE THEY
GOING TO POISON HIM?
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A TOAST AT MIDNIGHT...
POISON PUNCH.
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POISON PUNCH AT THE EMBASSY.
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WHAT EMBASSY?
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- WHAT EMBASSY?
- MOROVIAN EMBASSY!
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MOROVIAN EMBASSY.
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QUICK, GET ME A DOCTOR.
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DON'T WORRY, JUST STAY
HERE AND REST AND TAKE IT EASY
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THERE'S A DOCTOR
DOWNSTAIRS, I'LL GET HER.
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TAKE IT EASY AND REST,
AND DON'T GET EXCITED.
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JUST LIE RIGHT THERE.
I'LL GET THE DOCTOR.
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NOW... NOW, JUST LIE
STILL AND DON'T MOVE.
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AND AVOID STARCHY FOODS.
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OH! I'M SORRY, BUT I
DON'T HAVE ANY TIME.
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BESIDES, I HAVE ALL
THE BRUSHES I NEED.
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OH... NO NO NO. I'M
DR. ANDREW FISH.
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- MAY I SEE MRS. DAWSON?
- I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
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BUT MRS. DAWSON LIVES IN THE
APARTMENT DOWN AT THE END OF THE HALL.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH. TERRIBLY
SORRY I DISTURBED YOU.
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YOU DIDN'T DISTURB ME. I WAS JUST
ON MY WAY OUT TO FIND A DOCTOR.
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- OH.
- "DOCTOR"?
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DOCTOR, I THINK YOU'D
BETTER STEP INSIDE.
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BUT MRS. DAWSON
HAS BROKEN HER ANKLE.
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I UNDERSTAND
SHE'S IN GREAT PAIN.
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YOU SEE, THE POOR WOMAN
TRIPPED OVER HER CAT.
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I REALLY THINK I SHOULD GO.
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UH, DOCTOR, A MAN
HAS BEEN STABBED.
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- WHERE?
- IN MY BEDROOM.
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LEAD THE WAY, SIR.
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I'M SORRY. I'M
AFRAID I'M TOO LATE.
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HE'S DEAD.
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THAT'LL BE $12, PLEASE.
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- $12?
- WELL, THAT'S STANDARD
FOR A HOUSE CALL.
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HMM. I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
HIM DOWN TO YOUR OFFICE.
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IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME
THE NECESSARY DETAILS
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I'LL PREPARE THE DEATH
CERTIFICATE AND NOTIFY THE POLICE.
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- I'M AFRAID
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, DOCTOR.
- I'M REQUIRED TO BY LAW!
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- DOCTOR, DO YOU KNOW
WHO I AM?
- NO.
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MY CARD.
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"AHN KIPNESS,
FURRIER TO THE STARS."
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- YOU'RE A FURRIER?
- NO, DOCTOR.
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IF YOU'LL JUST HOLD THIS
CARD UP TO THE LIGHT,
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YOU'LL SEE MY TRUE IDENTITY.
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MAXWELL SMART, SECRET AGENT 86.
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OH. HMM.
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IS THIS A... THIS IS
A SECURITY MATTER.
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THAT'S RIGHT, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO FORGET
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EVERYTHING YOU'VE SEEN
OR HEARD HERE TONIGHT.
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WIPE IT COMPLETELY
FROM YOUR MEMORY.
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NOW REMEMBER, DOCTOR,
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I WANT YOU TO WIPE
EVERYTHING FROM YOUR MEMORY.
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WIPE EVERYTHING FROM MY MEMORY.
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ER... EVEN MY $12?
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ESPECIALLY YOUR $12.
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THANK YOU, DOCTOR. GOOD NIGHT.
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UH... GOOD NIGHT.
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I'VE GOTTA CONTACT
THE CHIEF IMMEDIATELY.
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HELLO, CHIEF? MAX.
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LISTEN, CHIEF, YOU KNOW THAT
DEAD COWBOY I TOLD YOU ABOUT?
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YEAH. WELL, HE'S DEAD AGAIN.
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THAT'S NOT NICE, CHIEF.
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WELL I HAVE PROOF THIS TIME.
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I BROUGHT IN A DOCTOR, AND
THE DOCTOR EXAMINED HIM,
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AND PRONOUNCED HIM DEAD.
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WHAT DOCTOR?
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ER, DR. FISH.
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IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE
ME, I'LL GET THE DOCTOR
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AND HE CAN TELL
YOU HIMSELF. HOLD ON.
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00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,334
[doorbell rings]
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MRS. DAWSON, I'M TERRIBLY
SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
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YES, BUT I KNEW YOU'D
STILL BE UP WITH YOUR ANKLE.
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I'M RARELY UP WITHOUT IT.
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I HOPE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE DOOR.
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NO, I TOOK A BUS
FROM THE LIVING ROOM.
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MRS. DAWSON, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
THAT I SPEAK WITH DR. FISH.
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- DR. WHO?
- FISH. FISH!
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DR. FISH IS OUT WITH LAWYER BIRD
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AND FARMER FOX.
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00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,310
BUT, MRS. DAWSON,
WHAT ABOUT YOUR ANKLE?
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- WHAT ABOUT IT?
- OH.
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WELL, IT'S QUITE LOVELY.
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I'D LOVE TO STAY
AND TALK ABOUT IT,
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00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,482
BUT I HAVE SOMEBODY
ON THE PHONE.
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WHY DON'T YOU TRY AND GET
SOME SLEEP, MRS. DAWSON?
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HELLO, CHIEF?
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DR. FISH WAS GONE,
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BUT THE BODY IS STILL...
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,298
YOU'D BETTER STAND BY, CHIEF.
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00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,690
AND SWITCH TO PHONE X-B-B.
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HELLO, CHIEF? MAX.
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LISTEN, JUST FORGET
THE WHOLE THING.
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JUST PRETEND YOU'RE
DREAMING I'M TALKING TO YOU.
219
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BECAUSE I'M DREAMING
THAT YOU'RE DREAMING
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THAT I'M TALKING TO YOU.
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00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:44,529
IT CAN'T BE A DREAM.
NOT TWICE IN A ROW!
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CAN I BE THAT I'M
LOSING MY MIND?
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WELL THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
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HELLO, OPERATOR?
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
225
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GET ME THE MOROVIAN EMBASSY.
226
00:13:07,887 --> 00:13:10,899
Max: Hello? Morovian Embassy?
227
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:13,402
YES? THIS IS THE
MOROVIAN EMBASSY.
228
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LISTEN, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT IF
THERE'S A MASQUERADE PARTY
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FOR THE AMBASSADOR TONIGHT.
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00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,910
YES, IT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
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00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,611
I HAVE TO SPEAK TO
THE AMBASSADOR.
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I'M SORRY, SIR. WHY
DON'T YOU TRY TOMORROW?
234
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,116
BUT YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND. THIS IS VITAL!
235
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,918
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!
236
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,486
I'll come right over.
237
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,254
IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD, SIR.
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00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,957
THIS IS A PRIVATE PARTY.
EVEN IF YOU WERE INVITED,
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00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,593
YOU COULDN'T GET IN
WITHOUT A COSTUME.
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00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,782
I'M SORRY.
241
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,541
I'VE GOT TO GET
INTO THAT EMBASSY.
242
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,229
"THE ALL-NIGHT COSTUME COMPANY."
243
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,166
THE COWBOY MUST
HAVE DROPPED THIS!
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HE TOOK THE BAIT.
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00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,884
OF COURSE HE DID. NO
CONTROL AGENT CAN STAND UP
246
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,719
TO THE LOGIC AND
PLANNING OF KAOS.
247
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,721
AND WHEN SMART GETS
ON THAT STAND TOMORROW,
248
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:08,124
THE WHOLE CASE AGAINST KAOS
WILL BE THROWN OUT OF COURT.
249
00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,492
ISN'T THAT SO, DR. FISH?
250
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,930
RIGHT. EVEN HIS CHIEF
THINKS HE'S CRACKING UP.
251
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,665
AND NOW HE'S FALLING INTO
OUR TRAP AT THE EMBASSY.
252
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,289
I'VE GOTTA CHANGE AND GET
OVER THERE. IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
253
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,674
AFTER TONIGHT, THE
WHOLE WORLD WILL BELIEVE
254
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:29,234
MAXWELL SMART IS
A BABBLING LUNATIC!
255
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,353
I DON'T HAVE ANY
LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIES.
256
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,955
I'M TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT
A FELLA CAME IN HERE THIS MORNING,
257
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,891
KIND OF WEIRD-LOOKING
GUY, WITH DARK GLASSES,
258
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,293
AND A SCAR ON HIS FACE, AND
HE CLEANED ME OUT COMPLETELY.
259
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,762
I'VE GOT TO HAVE A COSTUME,
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
260
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:49,431
DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL?
261
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,134
HE DID LEAVE THIS ONE COSTUME,
AND I DON'T THINK YOU WANT IT.
262
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,258
IT'S A RETURN FROM
THE 4-H CLUB PICNIC.
263
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,806
I'LL TAKE IT. WHERE'S
THE DRESSING ROOM?
264
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,275
IN THERE. BUT NOW LISTEN, YOU...
265
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,444
LET US RAISE OUR GLASSES
HIGH. TO OUR HONORED HOST,
266
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,247
THE AMBASSADOR OF MOROVIA.
267
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,248
THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS.
268
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,917
THIS IS A PROUD AND WONDERFUL
MOMENT FOR ME TO BE WITH...
269
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,053
DON'T DRINK THAT
PUNCH! IT'S POISON!
270
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,589
I KNOW THAT MAN.
THAT'S MAXWELL SMART!
271
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:16,492
MR. AMBASSADOR, AS SOON AS I FOUND
OUT ABOUT THE MASQUERADE PARTY...
272
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,394
- WHAT MASQUERADE PARTY?
- THIS MASQUERADE PARTY!
273
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,778
THAT'S WHY I HAD THE
FORESIGHT TO TAKE THIS CHICKEN...
274
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,836
THESE ARE THE WORST
COSTUMES I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
275
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,139
YOU AND I ARE A CINCH FOR
FIRST AND SECOND PRIZES.
276
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,029
GRAB HIM. HE'S GONE BERSERK!
277
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:36,545
MR. AMBASSADOR, THIS IS
A PLOT AGAINST YOUR LIFE.
278
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,047
ONE SIP FROM THAT PUNCH
MEANS INSTANT DEATH.
279
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,005
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
280
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,385
WOULD YOU BELIEVE TWO SIPS?
281
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:52,995
VERY TASTY.
282
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,496
THE MAN IS OBVIOUSLY A LUNATIC.
283
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,765
NOW KINDLY REMOVE
THIS MAD CHICKEN!
284
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,600
I'M NOT A CHICKEN!
I'M A SECRET AGENT.
285
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,602
MR. AMBASSADOR,
THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL YOU.
286
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,004
THE DEAD COWBOY TOLD ME.
287
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,828
THEY KILLED HIM TWICE!
288
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:12,080
GENTLEMEN, THIS PRETRIAL HEARING
289
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,916
IS AN EXAMINATION OF EVIDENCE
290
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,518
TO DETERMINE WHETHER
OR NOT A TRUE INDICTMENT
291
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,754
SHALL BE DRAWN UP AGAINST
CERTAIN ALLEGED LEADERS OF KAOS,
292
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,857
AN INTERNATIONAL
ORGANIZATION OF EVIL.
293
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,461
YOUR HONOR, I THINK WE CAN
END THIS HEARING VERY QUICKLY.
294
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,030
THE GOVERNMENT'S
ENTIRE WOULD-BE CASE
295
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,099
IS BASED ON THE
TESTIMONY OF ONE MAN...
296
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,101
MAXWELL SMART.
297
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,203
NOW WE INTEND TO SHOW
298
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,606
MR. SMART'S TESTIMONY
IS INADMISSIBLE
299
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,077
BY VIRTUE OF THE FACT THAT
HE IS INCOMPETENT, DERANGED,
300
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:44,280
AND NOT IN FULL
POSSESSION OF HIS FACULTIES.
301
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,882
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
THEY HAVEN'T GOT A CASE.
302
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,719
THE ODDS AGAINST
THEM ARE 1,000 TO ONE.
303
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:53,644
MY FIRST WITNESS WILL BE
THE MOROVIAN AMBASSADOR.
304
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,280
MAKE THAT EIGHT TO FIVE.
305
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,763
HR BURST INTO THE ROOM
DRESSED AS A CHICKEN,
306
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:03,131
ATTACKED ME, KNOCKED
THE DRINK FROM MY HAND,
307
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:04,966
AND MUMBLED
SOMETHING ABOUT POISON.
308
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:07,969
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
HE BANGS ON MY DOOR
309
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:10,194
WITH A WILD LOOK IN
THEM BEADY EYES OF HIS...
310
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,276
SCREAMING FOR A "DR. FISH,"
311
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,212
AND TELLS ME I'VE
GOT A BROKEN ANKLE.
312
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:20,082
WHEN I DRANK THE
PUNCH, HE GOT FURIOUS.
313
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:22,718
IT'S APPARENT THAT HIS
ACTIONS CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED
314
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,553
AS THE RAVINGS OF A MADMAN.
315
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,421
NO, THERE WAS NO DEAD COWBOY,
316
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,624
AND THERE WAS NO DR. FISH.
317
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,759
- BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER...
- THAT'S ALL, CHIEF.
318
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:33,150
- BUT I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT...
- PLEASE, STEP DOWN.
319
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,865
A MAN WHO SEES
IMAGINARY COWBOYS,
320
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,867
SOME LIVING, SOME DEAD,
321
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,903
WHOSE OWN TWISTED MIND
322
00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:44,673
MANUFACTURES PLOTS
TO POISON AMBASSADORS
323
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,409
AND WHO LIKES TO
DRESS UP LIKE A CHICKEN,
324
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,011
THAT'S THE GOVERNMENT'S
STAR WITNESS
325
00:17:50,035 --> 00:17:52,080
AND THE REASON WHY
THIS PRETRIAL HEARING
326
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,917
IS NOTHING MORE
THAN AN EMPTY FARCE.
327
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,153
YOUR HONOR, I BEG THE
COURT'S INDULGENCE.
328
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,221
I DEMAND THE RIGHT
TO CROSS-EXAMINE
329
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,390
SOME OF THESE WITNESSES
WHOSE TESTIMONY
330
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:06,027
HAS MADE MY FUTURE
SEEM... SHALL WE SAY DIM?
331
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,664
LET'S SAY JET BLACK.
332
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,398
YOUR HONOR, MAY I CONTINUE?
333
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,801
WELL IT'S MOST UNUSUAL
PROCEDURE, MR. CHICKEN...
334
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,036
MR. SMART. IT'S AN
INTRIGUING CASE,
335
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,738
SO YOU HAVE THE
COURT'S PERMISSION.
336
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,007
THANK YOU, YOUR
HONOR. I PLAN TO PROVE
337
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,376
THAT I AM IN COMPLETE
POSSESSION OF MY WITS.
338
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,111
AND SO AS MY FIRST WITNESS,
339
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,813
I SHOULD LIKE TO
CALL TO THE STAND
340
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,015
MY OLD FRIEND AND GOOD NEIGHBOR,
341
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,285
MRS. HARRIET EULALIE DAWSON.
342
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,253
NOW, MRS. DAWSON,
343
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,089
EXACTLY HOW LONG
HAVE WE BEEN NEIGHBORS?
344
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,391
TOO LONG!
345
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,493
I WONDER IF YOU COULD
BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC?
346
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,117
SIX YEARS TOO LONG!
347
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,032
NOW, MRS. DAWSON,
348
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,901
I'D LIKE YOU TO THINK
VERY CAREFULLY
349
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,036
ABOUT THE NEXT QUESTION
THAT I'M GOING TO ASK YOU.
350
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,705
TAKE YOUR TIME, THINK IT
OVER BEFORE YOU ANSWER.
351
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,441
IN ALL THE YEARS THAT WE
HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER
352
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,043
HAS THERE BEEN ANY TIME
353
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,279
THAT I HAVE EVER GIVEN
YOU CAUSE OR REASON
354
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:58,814
TO SUSPECT MY SANITY?
355
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:01,472
[cackling]
356
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,678
[gavel bangs]
357
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,943
NEXT WITNESS, YOUR HONOR.
358
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,366
NOW YOU ARE THE
CHIEF OF CONTROL.
359
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,167
- IS THAT CORRECT?
- THAT IS CORRECT.
360
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,669
WOULD YOU KINDLY TELL THIS COURT
361
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,805
YOUR COMPLETE AND FULL NAME?
362
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,273
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T. THAT'S
CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION.
363
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,576
THEN TELL THE COURT
YOUR FIRST NAME.
364
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,679
MY IDENTITY IS CLASS-A SECURITY.
365
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,748
COME ON, CHIEF, TELL
US YOUR FIRST NAME.
366
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,806
CHIEF, IT CAN'T HURT TO
GIVE JUST YOUR FIRST NAME!
367
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,543
THADDEUS.
368
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,549
- THADDEUS?
- [gavel bangs]
369
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,465
SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF.
370
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:53,235
HOW MANY CASES HAVE I
WORKED ON FOR CONTROL?
371
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:55,871
I'D SAY MORE THAN 100.
372
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,173
AND HOW WOULD YOU
EVALUATE MY SERVICES
373
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,097
AS A SECRET SERVICE AGENT?
374
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,816
NOW LET ME ASK
YOU THIS QUESTION...
375
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,653
AND CHIEF, TRY AND KEEP
YOUR ANSWERS BRIEF.
376
00:20:11,677 --> 00:20:13,989
IN ALL OF THOSE CASES
377
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,991
WAS THERE ANY TIME
WHEN YOU WISHED
378
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,982
THAT THERE WAS SOMEONE
ELSE ON THE CASE BESIDES ME?
379
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,167
LET ME SEE IF I CAN
THINK OF A QUESTION
380
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,169
THAT YOU CAN ANSWER.
381
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,170
WHAT IS MY NAME?
382
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,205
Chief: MAXWELL SMART.
383
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,274
THANK YOU, THADDEUS,
YOU CAN STEP DOWN.
384
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,075
AND NOW, YOUR HONOR...
385
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:36,045
MR. SMART, IF YOU CAN SHOW
386
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:38,047
THAT THIS UNUSUAL
LINE OF QUESTIONING
387
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,915
HAS ANY DIRECT
BEARING ON YOUR CASE...
388
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,139
I'M GETTING TO THAT, YOUR HONOR.
389
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,654
I HAVE HERE IN MY HAND,
390
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,590
EXHIBIT "C"... THE
CHICKEN HEAD MASK
391
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,393
THAT I WORE ON THE
NIGHT IN QUESTION.
392
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,228
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO PUT THIS MASK ON
393
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,533
AND RECREATE THE
EVENTS OF THAT EVENING.
394
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,599
YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT!
395
00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,534
HE'S TURNING THIS
HEARING INTO A CIRCUS.
396
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,269
I KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING, YOUR HONOR.
397
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:03,872
MR. SMART, IF YOU
HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY,
398
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,075
REMOVE THAT
RIDICULOUS CHICKEN HEAD
399
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,732
SO THAT I CAN SEE YOUR FACE!
400
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:13,302
BUT YOUR HONOR, I'M
SURE THAT IF I COULD...
401
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,553
OF COURSE! THAT'S IT!
402
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:21,156
YOUR HONOR, I SHOULD LIKE TO
HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF CALLING
403
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,125
ONE LAST WITNESS TO THE STAND.
404
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,128
ALL RIGHT, SMART.
ONE MORE WITNESS.
405
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,896
AND THEN DID YOU, OR DID YOU NOT
406
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,397
RUSH ACROSS THAT CROWDED ROOM
407
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,566
AND SHOUT, "I KNOW THAT
MAN, IT'S MAXWELL SMART"?
408
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:33,301
YES, I DID.
409
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:35,737
BUT HOW COULD YOU HAVE
POSSIBLY RECOGNIZED ME
410
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:39,141
WHEN MY FACE WAS COMPLETELY
HIDDEN BY THIS CHICKEN MASK?
411
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,743
- WELL, I...
- AND WHAT'S MORE,
412
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,578
WHAT MAN WOULD DRINK PUNCH
413
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,122
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POISON?
414
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,416
ONLY A MAN WHO KNEW
415
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,920
THERE WAS NO POISON
IN THE FIRST PLACE;
416
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:53,722
A MAN WHOSE WHOLE SCHEME
417
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,225
WAS TO DISCREDIT ME AND MY
TESTIMONY IN THIS COURTROOM;
418
00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,417
A MAN WHO TRIED TO TAMPER
WITH A FEDERAL WITNESS.
419
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,699
AND IF MY CALCULATIONS
ARE CORRECT,
420
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,701
YOU ARE THAT MAN;
421
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,802
A MAN WHO OWES HIS
ALLEGIANCE TO KAOS.
422
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,873
WELL, YOUR HONOR,
MY CASE IS COMPLETE.
423
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,275
THIS IS YOUR VILLAIN.
424
00:22:13,299 --> 00:22:14,909
THIS IS YOUR CULPRIT
425
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,567
AND THIS IS HIS GUN.
426
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,548
STAY BACK! GET
OVER THERE, BAILIFF!
427
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,183
- KEEP YOUR HANDS UP!
- YOU'RE CRAZY!
428
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,951
YOU'LL NEVER GET THROUGH
THE GUARDS AT THE DOOR!
429
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,275
I HAVE MY OWN MEANS OF ESCAPE!
430
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,625
MR. SMART, I MUST SAY THAT
YOUR LOGIC WAS QUITE BRILLIANT.
431
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,528
HOWEVER, I REGRET
I CAN'T STAY HERE
432
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:34,796
AND HELP YOU
CELEBRATE YOUR VICTORY.
433
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:37,833
I'M AFRAID I MUST... I MUST
TAKE MY LEAVE OF YOU NOW!
434
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,334
DON'T BE A FOOL!
435
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,237
IT'S FIVE STORIES STRAIGHT
DOWN TO A HARD PAVEMENT.
436
00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,606
- I'M IN A HURRY!
- OH.
437
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:46,830
WELL, THAT IS THE
QUICKEST WAY DOWN.
438
00:22:48,634 --> 00:22:50,445
YOU REALLY THINK I'M
STUPID ENOUGH TO JUMP
439
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:52,047
OUT OF A WINDOW
FIVE STORIES HIGH
440
00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:55,284
WITHOUT HAVING TAKEN
CERTAIN SAFETY PRECAUTIONS?
441
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,520
BELOW THIS WINDOW IS A KAOS
TRUCK FULL OF MATTRESSES.
442
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,444
WELL, GENTLEMEN, FAREWELL!
443
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:03,091
[screams]
444
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,815
Judge: ORDER ORDER ORDER!
445
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,754
MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH.
446
00:23:15,494 --> 00:23:17,339
[knocks on door]
447
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:19,908
WAIT A MINUTE!
448
00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,910
DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME
TO FIX MY BREAKFAST!
449
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,166
[knocking continues]
450
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,020
OH, HI, CHIEF! GOOD
TO SEE YOU. WHAT'S UP?
451
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,888
THE TRIAL DATE
HAS BEEN SET, MAX.
452
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,990
WE'VE REALLY GOT KAOS
ON THE RUN THIS TIME,
453
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:38,493
- THANKS TO YOU.
- NO THANKS NECESSARY.
454
00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,362
OH, YES THEY ARE.
455
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:43,064
I'M AFRAID I LOST FAITH IN YOU
456
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,867
FOR A LITTLE WHILE THERE, BUT...
457
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,935
I MUST SAY, THOSE KAOS
BOYS DID A REMARKABLE JOB
458
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,870
OF MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU WERE CRACKING UP.
459
00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:51,306
I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY, CHIEF.
460
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,208
YOU KNOW, MAX, IT'S
AMAZING HOW MUCH
461
00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,110
YOU DID SEEM TO THINK
YOU WERE A CHICKEN.
462
00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,812
YOU KNOW, CHIEF,
THERE WERE TIMES
463
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,747
WHEN I REALLY
THOUGHT I WAS A CHICKEN.
464
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,748
- [teakettle whistling]
- EXCUSE ME, CHIEF.
465
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:02,739
- MY TEA IS READY.
- YEAH.
466
00:24:16,322 --> 00:24:20,257
[theme music playing]
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