Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:05,537
[suspenseful music playing]
2
00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,479
[siren blaring]
3
00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:26,770
- [siren stops]
- CHIEF, IT LOOKS LIKE
4
00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:29,272
SOMEONE'S TRIED TO MAKE
AN IMPRESSION OF THIS LOCK.
5
00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,507
GENTLEMEN, AS OF THIS MOMENT
6
00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:33,777
ALL MEMBERS OF CONTROL
ARE ON THE MAGENTA ALERT.
7
00:00:33,801 --> 00:00:35,912
YOU DON'T THINK WE'VE BEEN
INFILTRATED, DO YOU, SIR?
8
00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,047
I DON'T KNOW, HODGKINS, BUT
WE'RE NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.
9
00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,950
AT 4:00 THIS AFTERNOON OUR
GOVERNMENT IS BRINGING TOGETHER
10
00:00:40,974 --> 00:00:43,352
SIX OF THE WORLD'S
TOP SCIENTIFIC GENIUSES.
11
00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,522
THE ULTIMATE DEFENSE
OF OUR NATION MAY DEPEND
12
00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,225
UPON OUR ABILITY TO
PROTECT THIS CONFERENCE
13
00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,660
AND THE SIX GREAT MINDS
WHO ARE ATTENDING IT.
14
00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:53,196
IF SOMEONE WAS IN FACT
TAMPERING WITH THIS LOCK,
15
00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,832
WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHO
IT WAS AND WHY IMMEDIATELY.
16
00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:58,201
THERE'S ONLY ONE KEY
THAT WILL OPEN THESE LOCKS,
17
00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,436
AND THAT'S IN THE POSSESSION
OF THE CONTROL AGENT
18
00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,672
WHO'S IN CHARGE OF
INTERNAL SECURITY THIS MONTH.
19
00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,808
I WANT TO SEE HIM IN
MY OFFICE RIGHT AWAY.
20
00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,343
THE FUTURE OF OUR
COUNTRY MAY DEPEND
21
00:01:07,367 --> 00:01:10,046
UPON THAT KEY AND THAT
MAN. WHO IS IT, HODGKINS?
22
00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,249
UH, AGENT 86, MAXWELL SMART.
23
00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,340
- [phone ringing]
- [whistling]
24
00:01:28,455 --> 00:01:29,888
UH, COMING.
25
00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:38,497
UH, IN A MINUTE.
26
00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,034
I SAID I'M COMING.
27
00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,285
YES?
28
00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,287
HELLO?
29
00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,010
HELLO.
30
00:01:57,551 --> 00:02:00,385
TWO, FIVE...
31
00:02:23,444 --> 00:02:25,377
[phone ringing]
32
00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,236
SMART HERE.
33
00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,903
YES, CHIEF.
34
00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,373
A MAGENTA ALERT? YES, SIR,
35
00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:46,042
THE EMERGENCY
LIST, THE DUTY ROSTER
36
00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,111
AND THE KEY TO THE
CONFERENCE ROOM.
37
00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:50,113
FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK, CHIEF.
38
00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,682
I HAVE THEM ALL RIGHT
AT MY FINGERTIPS.
39
00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,684
UH, CHIEF,
40
00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:57,787
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO
NEED A DRAWER, WOULD YOU?
41
00:02:57,811 --> 00:03:00,312
OH. I DIDN'T THINK SO.
42
00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,984
[theme music playing]
43
00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,219
WHAT'S UP, CHIEF? WHY
THE MAGENTA ALERT?
44
00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:05,288
86, I'M DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT
THE CONFERENCE THIS AFTERNOON.
45
00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:08,458
WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT
CONTROL MAY HAVE BEEN INFILTRATED.
46
00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,794
- WHY?
- THE ALARM WENT OFF
ON THE CONFERENCE ROOM DOOR.
47
00:04:11,818 --> 00:04:14,063
NOW IT MAY HAVE BEEN A
MALFUNCTION IN THE ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT,
48
00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,799
- BUT ON THE OTHER HAND...
- YES, I SEE WHAT YOU
MEAN, CHIEF.
49
00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:19,101
I ASSUME YOU HAVE THE KEY
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM DOOR.
50
00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:22,538
THAT'S RIGHT, CHIEF, AND NO
ONE CAN TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME.
51
00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,041
NOT AS LONG AS I HAVE
IT ON THIS SECURITY CHAIN
52
00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,110
THAT WAS DEVELOPED
BY PROFESSOR WINDISH.
53
00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:29,111
GOOD. NOW FROM HERE ON
54
00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,280
EVERYTHING IS
CLASS "A" SECURITY.
55
00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:33,283
HERE'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO...
56
00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:34,984
WAIT A MINUTE, CHIEF.
57
00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:37,586
DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
"CLASS 'A' SECURITY"?
58
00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,877
I DID.
59
00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:43,059
WELL, THEN SHOULDN'T WE...
60
00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,961
DO YOU WANT ME
TO LEAVE THE ROOM?
61
00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:47,930
THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY, HODGKINS.
62
00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,966
WE CAN TALK UNDER
THE CONE OF SILENCE.
63
00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,001
THE CONE OF SILENCE?
64
00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:54,437
WELL, THIS IS A
MAGENTA ALERT, ISN'T IT?
65
00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,373
THE CONE OF SILENCE.
66
00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,330
[whirring]
67
00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:05,002
I AM DEEPLY CONCERNED
ABOUT THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
68
00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,640
- WHAT?
- I'M CONCERNED ABOUT
THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
69
00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:15,858
- HOW'S THAT?
- HE'S CONCERNED ABOUT
THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
70
00:05:15,882 --> 00:05:18,194
OH.
71
00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,196
I WANT IT THOROUGHLY INSPECTED
72
00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:22,740
FOR HIDDEN DEVICES...
MICROPHONES, BOMBS.
73
00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:27,703
- WHAT?
- CHECK FOR MICROPHONES
AND BOMBS.
74
00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,539
OH.
75
00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,974
WELL, DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT'S NECESSARY, CHIEF?
76
00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:35,078
I MEAN, ISN'T THAT AN
ANTI-INFILTRATION TACTIC?
77
00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,180
- WHAT?
- HE WONDERS
78
00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:40,015
IF THAT'S AN
ANTI-INFILTRATION TACTIC.
79
00:05:40,039 --> 00:05:41,684
OH.
80
00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,288
WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU?
WILL YOU GET THIS THING OFF ME?
81
00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,257
- [whirring]
- YOU KNOW THIS THING
DOESN'T WORK.
82
00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:50,093
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
INSIST ON USING IT?
83
00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:52,228
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
84
00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,564
IT'S 20° COOLER INSIDE.
85
00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,487
ALL RIGHT, HODGKINS.
86
00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,857
CONE OF SILENCE!
87
00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,072
LISTEN, MAX, THE MERE CHANCE
88
00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,574
THAT AN ENEMY AGENT MAY
HAVE INFILTRATED CONTROL...
89
00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:09,245
CHIEF, WHY DON'T YOU JUST
CANCEL THE CONFERENCE?
90
00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,247
IF I HAD TO ADMIT I WAS AFRAID
91
00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,316
TO HOLD A MEETING HERE
IN OUR OWN BUILDING...
92
00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,419
THE VERY AGENCY THAT'S RESPONSIBLE
FOR OUR NATION'S SECURITY...
93
00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,188
I'D BE LAUGHED RIGHT
OUT OF THE BUSINESS.
94
00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,656
- CAN I MAKE
A SUGGESTION, CHIEF?
- WHAT IS IT?
95
00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,992
DON'T CANCEL THE CONFERENCE.
96
00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,027
MAX, I WANT YOU
97
00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,063
TO GIVE THE CONFERENCE
ROOM A COMPLETE EXAMINATION.
98
00:06:28,087 --> 00:06:30,700
WELL, I'LL NEED SOME SPECIAL
EQUIPMENT FOR THAT, CHIEF.
99
00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,635
GET IT FROM THE LAB.
BUT, MAX, REMEMBER...
100
00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,338
CLASS "A" SECURITY. DON'T LET
WINDISH KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
101
00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:38,874
CHIEF, YOU DON'T MEAN
THAT PROFESSOR WINDISH...
102
00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:42,011
MAX, THAT MEETING THIS
AFTERNOON IS VITAL TO OUR COUNTRY.
103
00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,080
THOSE SIX MEN MUST BE PROTECTED.
104
00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:46,149
ONE MAN WITH AN ORDINARY GUN...
105
00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,884
SIX BULLETS... COULD DESTROY
THE HOPES OF THE FREE WORLD.
106
00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,510
WELL, THEN NO ONE
IS ABOVE SUSPICION.
107
00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,426
FOR THE TIME BEING, YOU
ARE THE ONLY MAN I CAN TRUST.
108
00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,427
WELL, CHIEF, I
CERTAINLY APPRECIATE
109
00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,697
YOUR TAKING ME INTO
YOUR CONFIDENCE LIKE THIS.
110
00:07:00,721 --> 00:07:02,732
MAX, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
111
00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,001
IN WHOM WE MUST HAVE FAITH.
112
00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:08,004
WELL, I CERTAINLY AM GLAD
YOU FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT ME.
113
00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,805
MAX,
114
00:07:09,829 --> 00:07:12,230
I THINK I KNOW YOU
WELL ENOUGH TO SAY...
115
00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,867
I TRUST YOU COMPLETELY.
116
00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,792
THIS IS IT, ONE OF
THE MOST INCREDIBLE
117
00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:31,960
OF MY MANY
INCREDIBLE INVENTIONS.
118
00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:34,430
OH, PROFESSOR, IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
119
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,932
THANK YOU, MY DEAR.
120
00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,202
12 YEARS' WORK HAS
GONE INTO PERFECTING IT...
121
00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,137
THE WORLD'S FIRST
122
00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,139
ELECTRO-RETROGRESSOR GUN.
123
00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,641
JUST THINK OF IT, 99. AT LAST,
124
00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:47,976
AT LAST, AN ACTUAL WORKING
125
00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,813
ELECTRO-RETROGRESSOR GUN.
126
00:07:50,837 --> 00:07:52,915
- ONE THING, PROFESSOR.
- WHAT?
127
00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:55,818
JUST WHAT IS AN
ELECTRO-RETROGRESSOR GUN?
128
00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:58,421
AIM IT, PRESS THE TRIGGER...
129
00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,423
[buzzes]
130
00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:04,627
THE VICTIM RECEIVES
ONE SECOND OF THIS RAY;
131
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,196
HE'LL BE TEMPORARILY INCAPABLE
132
00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,365
OF THINKING BEYOND THE
LEVEL OF AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD.
133
00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:11,934
- EVEN ADULTS?
- ANYONE.
134
00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:15,004
THE MOST BRILLIANT MIND
RETROGRESSES TO THE AGE OF EIGHT.
135
00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,338
AMAZING!
136
00:08:16,362 --> 00:08:18,763
YES, I AM.
137
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:23,179
LET'S PUT IT AWAY NOW.
138
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,748
THERE ARE SOME MINOR
ADJUSTMENTS THAT I WANT TO MAKE,
139
00:08:25,772 --> 00:08:28,251
BUT THEY CAN WAIT
UNTIL TOMORROW.
140
00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,107
ALMA, UNLOCK THE CABINET.
141
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,890
HENRY, TAKE THE GUN.
142
00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,515
- BE CAREFUL NOW.
- YES, PROFESSOR.
143
00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,997
CAREFUL, CAREFUL.
144
00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,333
WHAT DO YOU THINK WE NEED
FOR THE CONFERENCE ROOM?
145
00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,235
WELL, I'D LIKE TO USE
146
00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,803
THE MAGIC EAR LISTENING DEVICE.
147
00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,273
OH, YES. AND WHAT ABOUT
THE POCKET DISINTEGRATOR
148
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,841
IN CASE WE HAVE TO TAKE
APART SOMETHING THAT'S SOLID?
149
00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,510
GOOD IDEA, 99,
150
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,613
UH, BUT LET ME ASK. I DON'T WANT
151
00:08:57,637 --> 00:09:00,349
- THE PROFESSOR TO KNOW
WHAT WE'RE USING THEM FOR.
- OKAY.
152
00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:02,540
OH, WINDISH?
153
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,322
- PROFESSOR? PROFESSOR?
- YES, SMART?
154
00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:09,925
PROFESSOR, I'D LIKE TO BORROW
SOME OF YOUR EQUIPMENT.
155
00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:12,728
I WONDER IF YOU'D MIND IF I USED
YOUR POCKET DISINTEGRATOR PEN
156
00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,197
AND YOUR MAGIC EAR LISTENING
DEVICE FOR A FEW HOURS.
157
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,633
- WHAT FOR?
- WELL, I'D LIKE
TO TELL YOU, PROFESSOR,
158
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,135
BUT IT'S ALL PRETTY TOP SECRET.
159
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,836
OH, THESE ARE NOT TOYS, 86.
160
00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,900
I'M AFRAID THAT YOU'LL
NEED A REQUISITION FOR THEM.
161
00:09:26,032 --> 00:09:28,177
UM, PROFESSOR,
162
00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,079
I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE SUCH FUN
163
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,747
TO SEE HOW THOSE DEVICES WORK.
164
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:34,116
OH YEAH? WELL...
165
00:09:34,140 --> 00:09:35,918
OH.
166
00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:38,287
Windish: THERE WE ARE.
167
00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,723
JUST BRING THEM BACK WHEN
YOU'RE THROUGH, MY DEAR.
168
00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,991
OH, THANK YOU, PROFESSOR.
169
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:44,182
OH, ANYTHING FOR THE SERVICE.
170
00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,685
COMING, 86?
171
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,570
NOTHING HERE, MAX.
172
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,572
NOTHING HERE EITHER, 99.
173
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,640
I THINK WE'D BETTER
USE THE MAGIC EAR.
174
00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,244
- HOW DOES THAT WORK?
- WELL, IT'S REALLY
QUITE SIMPLE.
175
00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,312
SEE, THIS PART
FITS OVER THE EAR.
176
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,082
NOW TAKE THE CONTROL AND
TURN THE INDICATOR TO ONE.
177
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,750
- RIGHT.
- NOW WATCH THIS.
178
00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,752
I TAKE A HAIR FROM MY HEAD.
179
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,343
NOW LISTEN TO WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN IT HITS THE TABLE.
180
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,957
[crash]
181
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,493
WOW, THAT'S REALLY INGENIOUS.
182
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,495
YES, AND THAT'S
ONLY AT HALF VOLUME.
183
00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,530
WELL, I THINK I'D
BETTER GIVE THE WALLS
184
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,321
A QUICK CHECK.
185
00:10:29,262 --> 00:10:31,374
I DON'T SEEM TO BE
GETTING ANYTHING.
186
00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,010
I THINK YOU'D BETTER TURN
THE VOLUME UP TO FULL.
187
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,666
RIGHT.
188
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,107
SORRY.
189
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,847
MA...
190
00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:54,330
NOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING
191
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,765
MECHANICAL OR
ELECTRICAL IN THESE WALLS,
192
00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:59,123
THE MAGIC EAR WILL
PICK UP THE NOISE.
193
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,905
UH-OH.
194
00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,107
WHAT'S THAT?
195
00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:07,576
I DON'T KNOW. LOOK
AT THE CONTROL
196
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,145
AND SEE WHAT THE INDICATOR SAYS.
197
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,147
IT'S POINTING TO "ELECTRICAL."
198
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,915
ELECTRICAL, EH?
199
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:16,385
WELL, IT COULD BE A BOMB WITH
AN ELECTRICAL TIMING DEVICE.
200
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,387
WE'D BETTER USE
THE DISINTEGRATOR.
201
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,622
DON'T YOU THINK WE'D BETTER
CHECK IT OUT WITH THE CHIEF?
202
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,992
NO TIME FOR THAT. THAT BOMB'S
LIABLE TO GO OFF AT ANY MOMENT.
203
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,394
I'VE GOTTA TAKE THIS DISINTEGRATOR
AND CUT THROUGH THAT WALL
204
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,663
- AND SEE WHAT'S
MAKING THAT NOISE.
- WHAT'S BEHIND THAT WALL?
205
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,364
I DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT
BE THE SUPPLY ROOM,
206
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:32,401
THE CHIEF'S OFFICE OR THE
OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING.
207
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,459
BE CAREFUL, MAX.
208
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,114
[shaver buzzing]
209
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:49,018
IT'S THE CHIEF'S OFFICE.
210
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,552
HI, CHIEF.
211
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:52,989
UH, SORRY ABOUT THIS. [chuckles]
212
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,257
I SEE YOU'RE SHAVING.
213
00:11:55,281 --> 00:11:57,281
MISSED A LITTLE
SPOT RIGHT THERE.
214
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,197
WELL, CHIEF, NO PROBLEM SO FAR.
215
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:05,134
WE'VE GOT THE CONFERENCE ROOM
COMPLETELY SAFE AND SEALED OFF.
216
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:08,171
EXCELLENT. I THINK WE'VE
TAKEN EVERY PRECAUTION.
217
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,006
BUT THE MAGENTA
ALERT IS STILL ON.
218
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,874
YES, WELL, WE ALL APPRECIATE
YOUR CONCERN, CHIEF,
219
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,010
BUT I THINK YOU CAN
RELAX FOR A WHILE.
220
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,012
AS AGENT IN CHARGE
OF INTERNAL SECURITY,
221
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,181
I CAN GIVE YOU MY
PERSONAL ASSURANCE
222
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:22,451
THAT EVERYTHING IS
UNDER PERFECT CONTROL.
223
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,442
[alarm blaring]
224
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,249
UH, WOULD YOU SETTLE
FOR ALMOST PERFECT?
225
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,764
HODGKINS, WHO THREW THE ALARM?
226
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,788
It came from the
laboratory, sir.
227
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,571
- Are you there, Chief?
- WHAT IS IT, WINDISH?
228
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,974
Someone has stolen
my retrogressor gun.
229
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,043
PROFESSOR, DIDN'T
YOU HAVE IT LOCKED UP?
230
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,744
Yes, I did.
231
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,180
But I wanted to do some
work on one of the mechanisms.
232
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,815
I just started to
work on it when...
233
00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:54,750
HOLD ON, PROFESSOR.
234
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,254
HODGKINS, SEAL OFF
THE ENTIRE BUILDING.
235
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:01,090
PROFESSOR, DO YOU HAVE
ANY IDEA WHO STOLE THE GUN?
236
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,059
Yes. I can't believe it,
237
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:04,994
but it was one of
our own people.
238
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,296
WHO, PROFESSOR, WHO?
239
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,898
- It was...
- [buzzes]
240
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:12,790
I want my mommy.
241
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:18,073
Mommy, where are you, Mommy?
242
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,931
I want my mommy.
243
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,114
I want my mommy.
244
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,784
HOW LONG WILL THE EFFECTS
OF THE RETROGRESSOR GUN LAST?
245
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,420
THERE'S NO WAY OF KNOWING, AND
NOW THE PROFESSOR CAN'T TELL US.
246
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,455
HIS MIND IS THE MIND OF
AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD CHILD.
247
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,891
86, THERE IS DEFINITELY AN
ENEMY AGENT IN OUR MIDST
248
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,626
AND HE HAS THE RETROGRESSOR GUN.
249
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,628
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THAT GUN, CHIEF.
250
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,330
START WITH EVERY AGENT
ON DUTY OUTSIDE THE BUILDING.
251
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:45,167
FIND OUT IF ANYONE HAS LEFT THE
BUILDING IN THE LAST FEW MINUTES.
252
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,436
WE'VE GOT ONLY TWO HOURS
UNTIL THAT CONFERENCE STARTS.
253
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,393
RIGHT, CHIEF.
254
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,141
HOW MANY AGENTS HAVE
WE CHECKED OUT SO FAR?
255
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,810
ALL CLEAR EXCEPT AGENT 17.
256
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,612
HOLD IT.
257
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,569
[organ grinder playing]
258
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,653
RECOGNIZE HIM?
259
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,322
YES, THAT'S AGENT 17.
260
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,224
WOW, WHAT A DISGUISE.
SHOULD WE QUESTION HIM?
261
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,559
NO, NOT NOW.
262
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,117
THE ORGAN GRINDER IS
WATCHING HIM TOO CLOSELY.
263
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,802
MAX, IF NONE OF OUR
AGENTS ON THE OUTSIDE
264
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,703
SAW ANYONE LEAVING THE BUILDING,
265
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,774
THAT MEANS WHOEVER STOLE THE
RETROGRESSOR GUN IS STILL IN HERE.
266
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:27,243
YES, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS THINKING, 99.
267
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,611
AND THAT MEANS THAT
THE THIEF IS PROBABLY
268
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,714
- PLANNING TO USE IT
ON THE DELEGATES.
- OR US.
269
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,673
MAX, YOU'RE IN DANGER.
270
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,221
SO ARE YOU, 99.
271
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:42,258
OH, MAX.
272
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,393
- [alarm ringing]
- OH, WHAT'S THAT?
273
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,395
IT'S THE CHIEF'S
OFFICE. COME ON.
274
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,719
CHIEF, HAS SOMETHING
HAPPENED TO YOU?
275
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,396
- CHIEF.
- I WANNA GO OUT
AND PLAY.
276
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,176
OH, NO.
277
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,178
THEY GOT HIM TOO.
278
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:06,715
WELL, AT LEAST THE PROFESSOR
WILL HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH.
279
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,383
OH, MAX, THERE'S
NO ONE IN CHARGE.
280
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,452
WHO'S GOING TO TAKE OVER?
281
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,377
- I AM.
- OH.
282
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,092
- 99.
- YES.
283
00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,161
TAKE THE CHIEF DOWN
TO THE INFIRMARY.
284
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,197
- I WANNA GO OUT AND PLAY.
- COME ON, CHIEF, COME ON.
285
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:24,600
HODGKINS, GET IN
HERE RIGHT AWAY.
286
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,268
- 99.
- YES.
287
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,571
I WANT A COMPLETE
CHECK ON EVERY AGENT
288
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,439
WHO'S BEEN ON
DUTY IN THIS BUILDING
289
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,374
- FOR THE PAST 24 HOURS.
- RIGHT.
290
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,811
NOW HEAR THIS: THIS
IS AN EMERGENCY.
291
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,481
NO ONE WILL LEAVE
THIS BUILDING. I REPEAT,
292
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,584
NO ONE WILL LEAVE THIS BUILDING.
293
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,140
- HODGKINS!
- AHEM.
294
00:15:44,476 --> 00:15:46,455
OH. HODGKINS,
295
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,458
I WANT THE OFFICER RESPONSIBLE
FOR INTERNAL SECURITY
296
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,226
IN HERE ON THE DOUBLE.
297
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:55,164
YOU'RE THE INTERNAL
SECURITY OFFICER.
298
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,132
FAST WORK, HODGKINS.
299
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,835
NOW I WANT A COMPLETE
CHANGE OF PERSONNEL
300
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,104
ON THE ENTRANCES AND EXITS.
301
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,473
RELAY ALL CALLS
THROUGH THIS OFFICE.
302
00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,731
[phones ringing]
303
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,679
NOT SO FAST, PLEASE.
304
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,848
UH, CAN YOU HOLD
ON FOR A SECOND?
305
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,950
UH, I'LL BE WITH
YOU IN A MINUTE.
306
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,653
ARE YOU STILL THERE?
307
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,056
UH, LISTEN, I'LL HAVE
TO CALL YOU BACK LATER
308
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,478
YEAH.
309
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,531
UH, CORRECTION. CORRECTION:
310
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,156
NO CALLS WILL BE RELAYED
THROUGH THIS OFFICE.
311
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:36,271
CODE ROOM.
312
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,206
[whirring]
313
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:41,977
CODE ROOM, I WANT NEW
PASSWORDS AND COUNTERSIGNS.
314
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,046
RADIO COMMUNICATIONS
WILL BE TRANSFERRED
315
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,848
TO EMERGENCY FREQUENCY.
316
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,183
I WANT ALL AGENTS ON THE
OUTSIDE BROUGHT INSIDE.
317
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,386
I WANT ALL AGENTS ON THE
INSIDE BROUGHT OUTSIDE.
318
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,456
MAX! MAX!
319
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,324
MAX, THE DELEGATES
HAVE JUST ARRIVED.
320
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,059
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
321
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,995
THEY'VE ALREADY PASSED
EXTERNAL SECURITY.
322
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:02,298
- SAY WHAT?
- THE DELEGATES,
THEY'VE ALREADY ARRIVED.
323
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,400
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
324
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,802
THE MEETING BEGINS
IN FIVE MINUTES, MAX!
325
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,770
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT, 99.
326
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,639
I CAN HEAR YOU.
327
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,674
THEY MUSTN'T FIND
OUT ABOUT THE CHIEF.
328
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,878
I'VE GOTTA GO DOWN TO THE
CONFERENCE ROOM AND LET THEM IN.
329
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,047
HODGKINS, TAKE OVER.
330
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,815
- COME ON, 99.
- RIGHT.
331
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,884
GENTLEMEN, AS OFFICER IN CHARGE
332
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,619
OF INTERNAL SECURITY HERE,
333
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,988
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO WELCOME
YOU AND TO ASSURE YOU
334
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,757
THAT YOUR CONFERENCE
WILL BE SAFE AND PLEASANT.
335
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,193
THE CHIEF WOULD HAVE BEEN
HERE HIMSELF TO WELCOME YOU,
336
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,195
BUT I'M SURE THAT HE'LL JOIN US,
337
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,731
UH, AS SOON AS HE'S HAD HIS NAP.
338
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,232
HIS NAP?
339
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:38,901
UH, N.A.P.
340
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:43,072
NATIONAL AREA PROGRAM REPORTS.
341
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:45,340
WELL, IN THE MEANTIME
342
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,643
IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE
343
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,712
TO UNLOCK THE
CONFERENCE ROOM DOOR
344
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,347
AND LET YOU GENTLEMEN
GET ON WITH YOUR WORK.
345
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:54,049
I SHALL BE IN CHARGE OF SECURITY
346
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,007
DURING THE ENTIRE CONFERENCE.
347
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,560
UH, AS YOU'LL NOTICE,
348
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,796
THIS IS A GOOD FIRM, SOLID DOOR.
349
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,633
IT'S PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO
GET INTO THIS CONFERENCE ROOM.
350
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,791
HOWEVER, I HAVE A PLAN.
351
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,027
I HAVE AN ALTERNATE PLAN.
352
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,154
RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN.
353
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,490
AND I'D APPRECIATE
IT IF YOU'D HURRY.
354
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,447
IT'S A LITTLE DRAFTY OUT HERE.
355
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:44,533
ARE YOU HAVING A
LITTLE TROUBLE, 86?
356
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,701
UH, NO, 99.
357
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,271
I'M JUST TRYING TO GET
THE KEY OUT OF THE LOCK.
358
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,840
I WONDER WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF YOU PUSHED THE KEY IN
359
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,575
AND THEN TURNED IT.
360
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:56,711
IF YOU DON'T MIND, 99, I'D
LIKE TO HANDLE THIS MYSELF.
361
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,813
YOU SEE, I'M JUST
GONNA PUSH THE KEY IN
362
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,183
AND TURN IT.
363
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:04,019
86, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
364
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,654
- WHAT IS IT, RADCHECK.
- TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
365
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,589
- WHAT IS IT?
- CLAY, THE KIND
366
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,925
THAT'S USED FOR MAKING
IMPRESSIONS OF LOCKS.
367
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:12,494
- WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?
- IN ALMA SUTTON'S PURSE.
368
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,496
ALMA SUTTON? YOUR COWORKER?
369
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,498
I'VE SUSPECTED
HER FOR A LONG TIME.
370
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,467
SHE'S IN THE LAB RIGHT NOW.
371
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,602
RADCHECK, YOU STAY HERE
AND GUARD THE CONFERENCE.
372
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,793
- 99, WE'LL GO GET ALMA.
- RIGHT.
373
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,142
ALL RIGHT, ALMA...
374
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,600
DID YOU COME DOWN
TO PLAY WITH ME?
375
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,783
OOH, I LOVE TO JUMP
ROPE. NEXT TO WATCHING
376
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,552
"CAPTAIN KANGAROO" ON TELEVISION
I LOVE JUMPING ROPE THE BEST.
377
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,489
SHE'S BEEN HIT BY THE
RETROGRESSOR GUN TOO.
378
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,658
IT'S NOT HER.
379
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,793
AND IF IT'S NOT HER,
380
00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,795
THEN IT'S GOT TO BE RADCHECK.
381
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,765
99, HE'S OUR MAN AND I LEFT
HIM GUARDING THE MEETING.
382
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,855
- COME ON.
- OH!
383
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,571
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
384
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,306
RADCHECK, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
385
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,408
YOU'RE A SPY, A TRAITOR
AND A DOUBLE-DEALER.
386
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,942
YOU MIGHT AS WELL CONFESS.
387
00:20:00,966 --> 00:20:02,845
I'M COMPLETELY INNOCENT!
388
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,802
THAT'S A GOOD START.
389
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,284
OKAY, 99,
390
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,186
I THINK WE CAN START WITH
THE INTERROGATION NOW.
391
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,587
CHECK, 86.
392
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,131
OKAY, RADCHECK, START TALKING.
393
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,894
- 99: WHO PAYS YOU?
- WHO DO YOU REPORT TO?
394
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,730
- WHOM.
- WHOM?
395
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:23,732
LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
396
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,735
JUST A MINUTE, RADCHECK.
ARE YOU SURE IT'S WHOM, 99?
397
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,103
OH YEAH, I THINK SO,
398
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,838
BECAUSE WHOM IS THE
OBJECTIVE, YOU SEE,
399
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,007
- AND IF YOU HAVE
A PREPOSITION...
- I WOULD LIKE
400
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,708
TO MAKE A STATEMENT.
401
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,745
WHO DO YOU REPORT TO?
WHOM DO YOU REPORT TO?
402
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,413
IT'S WHOM.
403
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,383
IT IS? OH.
404
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,419
WELL, THEN IN THAT CASE
PERHAPS YOU CAN TELL US
405
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,823
WHOM HAD ACCESS TO
THE RETROGRESSOR?
406
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,514
I TELL YOU IT WAS ALMA SUTTON.
407
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,696
DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, RADCHECK.
408
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,998
YOU'VE TURNED ALMA SUTTON
INTO AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD CHILD
409
00:20:57,022 --> 00:21:00,622
WHO WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN
TO WATCH "CAPTAIN KANGAROO."
410
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:05,908
- "CAPTAIN KANGAROO."
- WHAT IS IT, MAX?
411
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,977
OR COURSE, THAT'S IT!
412
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,479
WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE?
413
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,436
UNLOCK HIM, 99.
414
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,936
WELL, ALMA,
415
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,838
ARE YOU STILL AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD
416
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:38,707
OR HAVE YOU DECIDED
TO ACT YOUR AGE?
417
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,442
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?
418
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,045
WELL, YOU HAD ME
FOOLED FOR A WHILE,
419
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,779
BUT YOU MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE.
420
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,383
WHEN YOU SAID THAT YOU
WATCH "CAPTAIN KANGAROO,"
421
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,951
I REALIZED THAT IF
YOU'D ACTUALLY BEEN
422
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,520
SHOT BY THE RETROGRESSOR GUN
423
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,822
YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY
HAVE SEEN THAT SHOW,
424
00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,524
BECAUSE "CAPTAIN KANGAROO"
425
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,459
WAS NOT ON WHEN YOU
WERE EIGHT YEARS OLD.
426
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,528
VERY CLEVER, MR. SMART,
427
00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,031
BUT YOU ALSO MADE
ONE LITTLE MISTAKE.
428
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:04,933
- OH? WHAT WAS THAT?
- COMING HERE.
429
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,935
THE DOOR TO THE
CONFERENCE ROOM IS LOCKED.
430
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,603
I WOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN ABLE TO GET IN,
431
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,239
BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE
HERE WITH THE KEY...
432
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:13,575
ALMA, YOU WANT TO GET
INTO THAT CONFERENCE ROOM?
433
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:16,411
JUST GIVE ME ONE GOOD
REASON WHY I SHOULD LET YOU IN.
434
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,079
HERE'S ONE.
435
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,604
YOU WANT TO TRY FOR
TWO OUT OF THREE?
436
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,507
OPEN THE DOOR, SMART.
437
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,521
ALL RIGHT, ALMA.
438
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:29,023
JUST THINK OF IT, 86,
IN JUST A FEW MINUTES
439
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:31,426
SIX OF THE GREATEST
SCIENTISTS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
440
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:33,862
WILL BE RUNNING AROUND
THE ROOM PLAYING HOPSCOTCH.
441
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,731
- ALMA...
- QUIET.
442
00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:38,555
TURN AROUND. PUT YOUR
HANDS UP. YOU'RE NEXT.
443
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,331
[buzzing]
444
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,648
BANG BANG.
445
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,650
OKAY, ALMA,
446
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,752
YOU'D BETTER COME ALONG
WITH YOUR UNCLE MAX.
447
00:22:57,776 --> 00:23:00,021
LITTLE GIRLS LIKE
YOU BELONG IN JAIL.
448
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,285
I'LL GO IF YOU'LL SKIP WITH ME.
449
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,372
IT WAS AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE,
MAX. SIMPLY AMAZING.
450
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,140
YES, WELL, THANK YOU, CHIEF.
451
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:20,876
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT NOW.
452
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,378
- DID I GIVE YOU
ANY TROUBLE?
- NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
453
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,780
YOU WERE A DELIGHTFUL CHILD.
454
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:27,082
THANK YOU. WHAT ABOUT
PROFESSOR WINDISH?
455
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,117
OH, HE CAME OUT OF
IT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
456
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:30,785
YES, AND I UNDERSTAND
457
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,988
HE'S GOING TO DESTROY
THE RETROGRESSOR GUN.
458
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,589
WHY?
459
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,992
WELL, APPARENTLY HE
HAD A ROTTEN CHILDHOOD.
460
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,761
WELL, YOU BOTH DID
A REMARKABLE JOB.
461
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,896
I HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
462
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,898
WHAT'S THAT, CHIEF?
463
00:23:43,922 --> 00:23:45,900
BECAUSE OF THE
EXCELLENCE OF YOUR WORK
464
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,102
IN PROTECTING THOSE MEN
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM,
465
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,771
WE'VE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU
466
00:23:49,795 --> 00:23:52,195
THIS CERTIFICATE OF
MERITORIOUS SERVICE.
467
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,178
OH, GOSH, CHIEF, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
468
00:23:56,202 --> 00:23:57,913
DON'T SAY ANYTHING, MAX.
469
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,937
JUST READ IT OVER
AND THEN DESTROY IT.
470
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,985
DESTROY IT?
471
00:24:03,009 --> 00:24:05,308
THIS IS A SECRET ORGANIZATION.
472
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:08,812
OH.
473
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,687
[theme music playing]
35011
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof