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Santa is coming, I can hear his sleigh a-homing.

We're the Foddle-oddy-dee, Foddle-oddy-dee-doddy-day.

The season is here dressed up in cheer holly and mistletoe.

The lights are stung up so don't be all hung up and feeling low.

Don't you know, popcorn is baking and the Christmas tree is shaking.

We're the Foddle-oddy-dee, Foddle-oddy-dee-doddy-day.

We're the Foddle-oddy-dee, Foddle-oddy-dee-doddy-day.

Coming up on KTLA 5, this season's hottest Christmas gifts.

It's November 1st people, give us a break.

Hi,

how's your day so far?

You heard, right?

Barely into my first episode and already it's a mess.

Potential mess.

Anyway, why do you think I recommended you for this job?

Because I haven't worked in almost a year and

my career was vanishing before my very eyes?

Yes, again.

Because I'm your oldest friend?

Because you're smart and resourceful and good at troubleshooting.

There's plenty of trouble to shoot around here.

Ah, now you tell me.

It's true, you can handle it.

Except for getting over that cheat Marco and the whole man embargo.

It's been way too long, so over Marco, no embargo, not looking.

Please, if you're living, you're looking.

Ah, Sophia, sit, please, help.

I always thought the Sexy Santa Society sounded a little sketchy.

Who knew they were going to get busted for running an illegal escort ring?

And we thought they just serviced shopping malls.

And they certainly put the ho in ho ho ho.

To be honest, I always thought doing a whole

episode on the group seemed a little exploitive.

Even for a show called Extreme Holidays.

Oh, I'm sorry we aren't as noble as the cooking shows that you are working on.

Yeah, well, there's nothing noble about getting cancelled.

Or being unemployed.

You get that right.

Now, check out the article I just sent you, okay?

I forgot all about this guy, but it just might work.

Guy celebrates Christmas 365 days out of the year?

Yeah.

I can hardly handle it one day.

That's why we're not doing a show about you.

What kind of oddball is this Will Saunders?

A devoted one, apparently.

His house is a shrine to all things Yuletide.

And he does charity work.

Kids, pets, and homeless people.

So, he should want to do this.

And if he's not a complete freak, we should want to too.

I can't even tell what he looks like underneath this reindeer getup.

Nothing about his personal life except for 33.

Has a history in production and carpentry in scenic design.

That makes sense, I guess.

I just sent you the number from the studio where he works.

I want you to find him, meet him, and sell him.

You have one day.

Sorry.

I'm on it.

Oh, and don't forget that the entire Bravada TV deal, not to mention your

future as a producer here, hinges on the success of this show.

So, no pressure.

Thank you.

No Twitter, no Instagram.

Social media ghost.

Hi, is this Will?

Will, this is Sophia Worthy.

I'm with Super Real Productions.

I am producing a new reality TV show about the holidays and we...

I got your phone number from your work.

I hope that's okay.

Anyway, this whole everyday is Christmas thing you do sounds really fascinating.

And I wondered if we could meet and talk about filming you for the show.

Oh, can I ask you why not?

Well, yeah.

It's reality TV, but not how you think.

That's a drag.

You know, it really could have brought a lot of

attention to all that great charity work you do.

Oh, yeah.

It could have been a big part of it.

Amazing.

How does tomorrow morning sound?

Yes, I do know that place.

10 a.m.?

Perfect.

I'll see you then.

Okay, bye.

Charmer.

Yes.

Excuse me, Will?

Sofia from Superhero Productions.

Sorry, my bad.

I thought you were someone else.

Sofia?

Your Will?

You're expecting an elf?

Yes, maybe.

What can I get you?

Oh, no.

It's on me.

Okay, bye.

Well, it's on Super Real Productions, actually, but what do you want?

Thanks, Super Real, but it's on me.

No arguments.

Okay.

Medium, non-fat, half-calf, no-foam latte with a teaspoon of agave.

Coming right up.

Hey.

Hi.

Could I get a medium, non-fat, no-foam, half-calf latte with a teaspoon of agave.

Christmas blend.

And just a regular Christmas blend.

For me.

And one of those.

And one of those, too.

Oh.

Good choice.

There you go.

Thanks.

What's this?

Just a little something.

For you.

Open it.

My first gift from Mr. Christmas.

I could get used to this.

Is that so?

I mean... I mean... I meant, um... The gifts you must give.

I know what you mean.

I know what you mean.

Pink one's strawberry, yellow's lemon, and the orange is passion fruit.

How did you know I like macaroons?

Just a guess.

You seem kind of fancy.

Like you.

Fancy?

Interesting.

Hope you like Christmas blend.

Use it for your latte.

It may or may not surprise you that I wait for it all year long.

I love Christmas blend.

It's my favorite.

Yay!

So you live around here?

Yeah.

I'm in Vista Gardens.

Little bungalow right in the canyon.

I don't know the place, actually.

Really?

Yeah.

A friend of mine used to live right next door, I think.

Beautiful spot.

Queen.

So the show?

The show?

Right.

Look, I don't want to disappoint you, but I'm a pretty low-key guy, and the

whole reality show deal just isn't really my thing.

And honestly, people don't understand what I do or why I do it.

Then let's change their mind.

You could create a whole new massive wave of Christmas enthusiasm.

I'm sending it for you, exactly.

No.

Skeptic, are we?

Down this road before.

Okay.

The truth?

Mm-hmm.

Our story just fell through, and if we don't find a new one ASAP, we're screwed.

My last show went belly up, and I need to prove myself.

To be honest with you, I don't know if you are right for the show.

Not until I see your house.

But after meeting you, I think you could be great on television.

How's that, mystery man?

I was honest.

I'm impressed.

And between you and me, I am cuckoo for Christmas.

Producing a show like this would be a dream come true.

If you like my house.

Right.

I'd have to see your house first.

So can I?

Not sure.

I'll have to think about it.

Right, of course.

Think about it and let me know.

But I have to know by the end of the day.

So, he's not the oddball you thought he was going to be?

Nope.

He's actually just kind of a regular guy with an irregular hobby.

Hmm.

And he's also kind of on the hot side.

Really?

How hot?

Like fireman meets GQ model meets superhero hot.

Oh.

You're going to like him.

I'm married.

I don't have the luxury of liking anyone anymore.

4.45.

End of day.

Will?

Hi, it's Sophia Worthy.

Ah, Sophia Worthy.

Is it the end of the day already?

We're getting there.

So, what did you decide?

Wow.

Cutting right to the chase.

Listen, Will.

If you're not going to do it, please just tell me now.

Okay.

I don't want to do it.

Oh.

Thank you.

But that doesn't mean I won't.

Or that I will.

I'm confused.

At this point, all I can offer is an invitation for you to see my home.

How's half an hour?

Nothing like playing hard to get.

Is that what you're doing?

Let me give you my address.

Hi.

Hey.

Welcome to my humble abode.

Humble?

More like amazing.

It was my grandparents' home.

I inherited it.

And who's this?

This is Romeo.

A vicious guard dog.

And a pretty good judge of character.

Come on.

I say holy cow, but I'm assuming you've probably heard something like it.

Doesn't get old.

Trust me.

How do you keep those floating like that?

They're suspended on a filament that washes out in the light.

Tricky.

Tricks in the drain, isn't it?

In the movie business.

Follow me.

Oh, and don't mind the mistletoe.

It's everywhere.

Thanks for the warning.

Wow.

How do you keep those snowing like that?

Wait, don't tell me.

More trade secrets?

So, how did this all start?

Honestly, I've always loved Christmas.

You could call me a Christmas enthusiast.

And seven or eight years ago I was working on

this small Christmas movie that ran out of money.

So, they paid me with scenery, special effects, which was cool.

But then I thought, where the hell am I

going to put it all when it's not Christmas?

And the rest is history?

Or hysteria.

Take your pick.

It's gorgeous.

And a little trippy.

But in a good way.

Okay.

Over here.

Come on.

May I present...

Christmas Under the Sea.

It is so romantic and peaceful.

Unless you're the seasick type.

Which I'm not.

A friend of yours?

Oh, yeah.

That's my second cousin, Ariel.

Aww.

He loves the ladies, that one.

Little Romeo.

Did you teach him everything he knows?

Just gave him the name.

Good answer.

So, how long have you lived here for?

You said you inherited it?

From my grandparents.

It's right there.

It's so modern.

I had to gut the entire home.

Interior, exterior.

But I kept the original bones.

So now, it's modern with a heritage spine.

What about your parents?

They didn't want those?

I'm sure they would have, but... They died when I was a kid.

Long story.

But... I actually grew up here with my grandparents.

Who were major Christmas fans.

And my inspiration when I decided to turn my home into a Christmas extravaganza.

Extravagant it is.

Okay, pop quiz, Miss Cuckoo for Christmas.

Who is your favorite ornament maker?

Me?

Um... You know, I don't know.

I would say I'm kind of like an equal opportunity ornament fan.

Ah, I get it.

Wouldn't want to offend any of Santa's helpers.

Exactly.

Okay.

And here we have the train room.

All aboard.

It's amazing.

My grandpa was a big collector and got me going on it.

And when I started doing all this to my home, the train set grew like crazy.

I'm always working on it.

It keeps me busy.

And out of trouble!

Oh, sorry about that.

Hank meets Sophia.

Sophia Hank, my right hand man.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Sophia.

Sophia wants to make us TV stars.

Well, Will hasn't agreed to it yet.

Help me out, would you?

You guys, this looks so good.

It's going to look amazing on TV.

Which I haven't agreed to yet.

Sorry, I know.

I'm a producer.

Wheels are always turning.

Right.

Want to see it in action?

Yeah.

Check it out.

It's so good.

Thank you.

Hank seems nice.

He's the best.

Stays here sometimes when the shelter's full.

And I hire him for odd jobs here and there.

He's homeless?

Without a permanent home.

For now.

Had one and lost it.

Amongst other things.

We're working on it.

Will, your house is wonderful.

I would love for you and your home to star in our show.

So what do you think?

I think...

How do I know you won't make me look like an idiot?

You just gotta trust me, I guess.

Yeah?

Yeah.

For what it's worth, I'd like to mention that

I was a documentary film major in college.

So I know how to get to the truth.

Really?

So why reality TV?

I suppose real life got in the way.

Something called paying the bills came knocking.

Fair enough.

I'd also like to mention that we are willing to

make a serious donation to a charity of your choice.

You're killing me.

I just...

I don't know.

Your house is unbelievable, Will.

The way you do Christmas and the legacy of your grandparents.

How great would it be to on screen show everybody the beauty of that?

I just know that people would flip over you and your

home and your story and why you do it and how you do it.

Your house is one of a kind.

You're one of a kind.

I have to confer with my business manager.

Okay.

Okay?

We'll do it.

Will, this is amazing.

Thank you.

You are not going to regret this.

Who's the happy camper?

Oh, you'll find out.

Wow, what a beauty.

Imagine when it's all decorated and lit up.

I bet the crowds are crazy.

Yes, but his crabby neighbor hates those crowds.

He got an injunction, so he's not allowed to start decorating until Thanksgiving.

Nice neighbor.

So, plan accordingly, Linz.

I know the type.

He'll be the first to want a location fee.

Guaranteed.

Let's go.

The gang.

Yes.

Will, this is Lindsay, Kayla, and Aaron.

Our A-team of lights, camera, and... Action.

Sound.

Action is good too, Will.

And this is Romeo, our Extreme Holidays mascot.

Romeo, are you ready for your close up?

At least one of us is.

Let me know if you have any questions, okay?

Yeah, I got one.

Got any idea what a nightmare it is to shoot all this white on white on white?

Sorry, I didn't design it with TV in mind, dude.

Relax, Aaron.

I've seen you shoot tougher.

Though these projections could be pretty tricky to light.

Thanks, boomer.

You okay?

Yeah, just taking it all in.

Um, do you mind if they get a little lay of the land?

Check things out a bit?

Okay, that'd be great.

Give us some more time.

Fan out, everyone.

Just don't go into any rooms that are being redone.

And watch out for wet paint.

It's okay.

Your beautiful house is in good hands.

I promise.

As are you.

I'm not gonna hold you to that.

Um, I'm gonna go follow them.

You wanna join?

Sure.

Back to you.

Thanks a lot, Will.

We'll, uh, see you Monday morning.

Monday?

Like, four days from today, Monday?

Didn't you say your hiatus started in four days?

Yeah, but I got a ton of work to do on the house.

No worries, Will.

That's why the crew is here.

To help.

No.

No crew.

Just me and Hank only.

Please.

You know what?

Why don't you guys go?

I'm just gonna grab an Uber and stay and chat with Will about a few things.

Shotgun.

Okay.

Don't touch me.

You wish.

Okay.

Fred!

What's all the hubbub, Saunders?

Reality TV show.

This is my producer, Sophia.

Sophia, meet Fred.

Hi.

Television, huh?

How much are you paying for our inconvenience?

Don't worry.

You'll be compensated for your trouble.

And, um, the producer's gonna reach out to you shortly.

She better.

Put up with enough as it is around here.

It's okay.

So, you want a drink?

Yeah, I could have some water.

I can facilitate that.

So, you should have your contract by tomorrow.

Just let me know if you have any questions.

So I can still back out?

Seriously?

Listen, Christmas means all the world to me.

Obviously, you can see, and I do this to share it with others.

But, personally, one-on-one.

My way.

What's that supposed to mean?

Maybe I jumped into this too quickly.

I do that sometimes.

Listen, this is gonna be hectic, inconvenient,

and a total disruption of your nice, cozy life.

But you won't regret it.

I promise.

Oh, thanks.

I've gotta go.

I should go.

Bye.

Alright.

I will see you later, I guess.

I'll look forward to it.

Okay.

These people haven't given you much time to get ready, have they?

They'll never really be ready.

Don't ask me why I'm doing this.

Oh, I know why you're doing this.

Not obvious.

She's beautiful.

And smart.

And persuasive.

The way I see it is if I can help promote the charities

I work with, I can get her to use the show for good.

And I guess it's worth it.

Hey, maybe it's a good opportunity to talk about the shelter?

That's a good idea, Hank.

Yeah.

I'll put that on my wish list.

Along with Sophia?

Come on.

Oh my gosh.

It is perfect.

There he is.

I'm Paul Rivera.

I'm the executive producer and creator of the show.

Hi.

AKA my boss.

So you gotta be nice to him.

I absolutely love you.

I love what you've done with the place.

It is wonderful.

Our only hope is that we can do it justice.

And you, too, of course.

Why don't you come with me?

I'm gonna give you a rundown of the day.

Great.

We'll see you in a bit.

Nice to see you again, Miss Producer.

It's nice to see you again, too.

Okay, so, today is mostly just gonna be shots of the house, bits and pieces of you

talking and explaining, and we're gonna get

a shot of you greeting us at the front door.

Does that sound good?

Yeah, I guess.

As the old saying goes, if it doesn't work, we'll just fix it in post.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Don't worry.

I figured you like to make lists.

Here's mine.

These are some of the charities I work with.

I think it would be good to put them in the interviews.

Got it.

Okay, while they're getting set up, let's get you in hair and makeup.

Makeup?

No.

No, I don't wear makeup.

On camera, everyone wears makeup.

Is this our boy self?

Yes.

Gia, this is Will.

Sit.

Smile.

Look pretty.

Which shouldn't be a problem for you.

Well, look, I know a lot of guys don't like the whole makeup idea, but the point

is to make you look like you don't have makeup on.

Let me get this straight.

You want to put makeup on me so I look like I don't have makeup on me.

That is why they call it reality TV.

How we doing?

Good.

Just getting golden boy ready.

So, what do you think?

Dude or dwarf?

What for?

For Will to wear in the opening shot.

We never discussed a costume.

Please hold still, Will.

I'm not wearing a costume.

What about the reindeer suit that you wore in that article?

That was a costume.

I was playing Rudolph for the kids for charity one time.

Yeah, well, now you'd be playing Christmas dude or dwarf.

Ta-da!

Adorable.

I don't want to look adorable.

Okay, honey, that ship has sailed.

She just means that we love the way you look already.

We do, but the audience has a certain expectation, namely holiday cheer.

So, let's be cheery, shall we?

I'll do this one.

Thank you.

Did you know about this?

I had no idea.

Look, you told me that sometimes you can be impulsive.

So, how about now?

Hmm?

That's the one.

Okay, Will, Sofia's going to call action.

You're going to open the door, say your first line.

Then you're going to step back, open the door a little more, you're

inviting us into your home, and Aaron is going

to do a beautiful tracking shot right inside.

Cool?

What's my line?

Oh, sorry, it's...

Hi, I'm Will Saunders.

Welcome to my magical Christmas wonderland.

Isn't that a little corny?

Christmas is corny.

Not to me.

Why don't we just drop the magical and stick with the rest?

Okay.

Okay?

And... action.

Hi.

I'm Will Saunders, and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

Cut.

Okay, let's go again, Will, this time just a little livelier.

Ready... and action.

Hi, I'm Will Saunders, and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

Again?

Okay, that was a lot better, Will.

We're just going to go one more time.

Good work.

And... action.

Hi, I'm Will Saunders, and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

Cut!

Okay, well, this is television.

You need to pretend to be happy, okay?

You're super excited about your house, and you can't wait to share it with the world.

But I'm not, and I look ridiculous.

Well, fake it.

Well, it's TV.

How about we get rid of the shirt?

We love the shirt.

Not all of us love the shirt.

Yuko!

Um, can you please get his shirt from the green room?

On it.

Okay, uh, let's try that again.

Ready, and action.

Hey, I'm Will Saunders, and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

And cut!

That was perfect, Will.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Super.

Okay, so, Will, first things first.

What do you think sets you apart from other Christmas enthusiasts?

I don't know.

I guess when it comes to Christmas, I'm all in, 110%.

You could say 365%.

Very true.

But I can't take all the credit.

I've had a lot of help along the way, starting with my grandparents.

My grandma actually... I'm sorry, grandparents?

Well, I'm curious.

You're a young, strapping lad.

You're single.

You probably have a very active dating life.

How do women react when you bring them back here?

Women?

Um, they like it, I guess.

But usually everyone does.

So... So you could say that this place is kind of a chick magnet?

A chick magnet?

Yeah.

You know, they come and see all the Christmas joy,

and they're like, which way to the sleigh bed?

Am I right?

I'm sorry.

What kind of questions are these?

Fun ones.

Will, come on.

We love hearing about your grandma and all that stuff.

Yada, yada, yada.

It's great.

But look at you.

You're a fireman meets GQ model meets superhero.

So Christmas aside, the folks are gonna want to hear a little dirt.

I think I need a break.

Yeah, of course.

Everyone take five.

Really?

What?

I thought it was a legitimate question.

You asked where the sleigh bed was.

I know that was kind of weird, but...

Paul was just doing his job.

What, are you two, like, good cop and bad cop?

What?

No.

Wait, I'm the good cop, right?

Tell me.

Look.

We had a deal, and it didn't work out.

It didn't include me talking about my love life.

He's just trying to loosen you up in his own way.

I'm sure none of it's gonna end up on the show.

Sophia, this is my life.

It's important to me.

I don't pretend to be perfect.

Far from it.

But I try to stand for a few good things.

And that comes across loud and clear.

Look, just say what you want to say.

Forget about the questions.

Don't listen to Paul.

Don't slide off him like Teflon.

Just take a deep breath.

Okay.

Okay.

I know this is weird and new.

That sure feels nice.

I meant... I know what you meant.

But it still feels nice.

Hey, maybe we could, um, donate the leftover lunch food to the shelter.

I could get Hank to pick it up.

Yeah.

I mean, I'll have to ask Lindsay, but I don't see why not.

Thanks.

You bet.

Bye.

Great.

Alright.

You ready to face the big bad cameras again?

I only need you for one more shot.

Alright.

No one has ever asked to donate leftovers to

any other place than their own refrigerator.

This guy is... Sexy.

And-sincere.

So we can do it then?

Keep our star happy?

Sure.

Oh no.

I left him with Paul.

I really hope he's okay.

See?

You don't have to worry about Paul.

That's all I know about Paul.

He knows how to charm the people.

You can take your pants off of anyone.

I have a feeling those particular pants are going to be staying on.

Maybe for Paul.

What's that supposed to mean?

I've seen the way he looks at you.

So what are you going to do about it, sunshine?

I'm going to get this last shot and stay away from all mistletoe at every cost.

Is that a professional decision or that whole all

hot dudes or heartbreakers thing you got going on?

Sweetie, not every guy you like is going to turn into Marco.

It is statistically and physically impossible.

Thank you.

Have a good day.

You too.

Bye.

Alright, let's go.

Up top, Will.

Now.

You're the fist bump type.

I'm good with that.

I know there were some hiccups, but you actually kind of rocked it.

You're welcome.

Is that what I'm supposed to say?

You were making a calling with Paul.

You were making friendly.

It's a good sign.

There were only a few fleeting pockets of horrible.

Better than I expected.

How's that?

I'm going to give you some advice.

Have a beer.

Or six.

And a nice dinner.

And get a good sleep.

Want to join me on that?

Join you for dinner?

Actually, I can't.

As much as I kind of really want to.

I'll take really kind of wanna for the future.

Goodnight, Sophia.

Goodnight, Will.

Hi.

Will.

Sophia.

What are you doing here?

How do you know where I live?

A.

I get nicer greetings at the DMV.

B.

You told me when we first met.

C.

Can I come in?

Yeah, sure.

You look like irises.

I do?

They're beautiful.

From my front lawn, but flowers all the same.

Okay, then go with you.

What are they for?

An apology for being such a grouch today.

Grouch?

I kind of was.

But I also needed an excuse to come over here.

Right.

Thinking about the questions Paul was asking today.

About me being a chick magnet.

And I just wanted to clarify that I am not some sort of player.

Thank you.

I think.

I felt like Paul was kind of trying to make me seem like one.

You know, for television and everything.

Entertainment.

Maybe he just thinks you're cute.

I like your place.

It's quirky.

Elegant.

Yeah?

Even without gifts hanging from the ceiling and mermaid murals on the wall?

Oh, I can arrange that.

I know people.

Do you want to sit?

Yeah.

Just for a minute.

I'm doing this reality TV show and these people show up with their crackadons.

Sounds like it sucks.

Oh, it does.

But there's this hot producer lady who kind of makes it all worthwhile.

Oh, stop.

I can't, Paul.

I can't.

Okay.

This is really bad.

It's really bad for the show.

And for me, professionally.

Okay.

No.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

You don't like the way I kiss?

I do.

I like the way you kiss.

Too much.

A lot.

Which is why you need to go.

Thank you for the flowers and the kiss.

I will see you tomorrow.

Wow.

You are an undisciplined girl.

No, you will thank me later.

Thank you.

Goodbye, Will.

God.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Are you sure I don't look silly sitting in the middle of it all like this?

You look great, I promise.

Okay.

Okay, ready?

So, Will, you've been collecting this train set your entire life.

At what point did it become a Christmas village?

When my house became Holiday Central, so did the trains.

It keeps the kid alive in me too.

Absolutely.

The kids that come through on our fundraising

tours, this is their favorite stop.

Fundraising.

Why don't you tell us a little bit about the charities you work with?

Well, the first and key charity I work with is at the Union Hope Shelter.

That's downtown at 3rd and Lucas.

Look at him go.

I guess there is some personality attached to those pecs.

There's definitely more to Christmas Dude than meets the eye.

It just takes the right energy to bring it out of him.

Of course, on the other hand, we don't want him to get too comfortable.

Okay, great.

Let's go over here and get some more stuff.

Okay.

All you have to do is watch and learn.

Okay.

So, this room is really theatrical.

It's almost a Little Mermaid meets the Christmas Story.

Yeah, it was really fun to design.

It's got kind of a feminine vibe to it for such a manly man like yourself.

Wouldn't you say, Will?

Well, I just wanted a little something for everyone.

Hmm.

What exactly was the inspiration?

Truth.

Always.

I had this girlfriend and she loved mermaids.

I think she actually thought she was one in her past life.

So, the idea came from her.

Some people think mermaids are kind of sexy.

Does this room double as a fantasy suite for you sometimes?

Well, any room can feel special if you're in it with the right person.

Wouldn't you agree, Paul?

Works for me.

No further questions, Your Honor.

You gave it right back to Paul in there.

I got some good advice from a smart producer right now.

You should listen to her.

So, a mermaid girlfriend?

It was ages ago.

Water under the bridge.

I just wanted to toss your nosy boss a bone.

Good job.

Come on.

I want to show you something.

Okay.

So, picture all this stuff covering the entire

front of the house and you get the idea.

A Santa's workshop has got nothing on you.

Who do you think it goes for reinforcements?

Hey, I remember this.

This was what you were working on the day of our walkthrough.

I was.

It's a gingerbread house.

My mom and dad bought it for me for Christmas before they passed away.

Your last year with them?

It was.

Anyway, my grandpa and I added a whole bunch of details to it over the years.

Maybe we could do something special with it on camera.

Absolutely, we can.

Um, wait five minutes and then come on.

I was just checking out all the millions of

Christmas things that Will had in the garage.

You would not believe all the things that he has stashed away in there.

Crazy.

I cannot wait until we get a shot of him decorating the house.

It's going to be insane.

I really hope we schedule enough time for it.

Did we schedule enough time?

Why are you talking so fast?

Am I?

Yeah, you are.

It's just a really strong coffee this morning.

Yeah, I know.

No matter how much sugar I put in.

In our next hour, the season's hottest Christmas recipes.

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Hey Fred.

Can I lend a hand?

Not on your life.

I better not see any of these lights shining before they're supposed to.

You know what the injunction says.

The lights will be up, not on.

It's just for some quick filming.

And can I give you a little piece of neighborly advice?

And what might that be?

How about this Christmas?

I don't know.

Enjoy yourself.

I had it made for you to wear on the show.

Try it on and tell me what you think.

I love it.

Oh.

Oh.

How's it look?

Like a million bucks.

I think it's amazing.

Maybe we need to make it a little tighter.

Put it in the dryer.

Or maybe hot wash it.

We can dry it on your abs.

You know what I mean?

How are you today?

Doing well.

How are you?

Hi, I'm Paul.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Pleasure.

So, how do you feel about Will's Christmas extravaganza?

It's kind of crazy time for my taste.

He can decorate my bush anytime.

I'll tell you one thing.

I wouldn't want to pay his light bill.

No way.

What do you think of Will's majestic Christmas wonderland?

I hate the whole thing.

Oh.

Is that everything?

Yep.

That just about covers it.

Great.

Great.

Do we get that?

Great.

Can we try it one more time with a smile?

With a smile?

I hate the whole thing.

You happy?

Not unhappy.

Definite improvement.

I'll take it.

So you're heading back to the office?

Uh, no.

Home.

Want to stick around?

Maybe.

Got to eat, right?

You cook, too?

Oh, yeah.

I cook.

No measuring cups or cookbooks.

I'm impressed.

I swing it.

Usually works out.

Are you sure I can't help with anything?

I am sure.

All right.

I'm on dishes, then.

I guess.

So, other than the mermaid wannabe, are there

any other serious relationships in your past?

A few, for sure.

I was actually engaged in college.

Really?

Engaged?

That is serious.

Yeah, we were young.

And it would have been a disaster.

It missed since then.

And lately, it's just been me and Romeo.

Oh.

What about you?

Anyone serious?

Uh, yeah, but no one I wanted to go the distance with.

The last relationship was a disaster.

He was a cheating mess.

It kind of tainted relationships and trust for me, so... Want me to kick his ass?

No, he was not worth the energy.

How did your parents die?

Sorry, was that way too personal?

You don't have to answer that question.

No.

It's fine.

Um...

It was a car accident.

Truck driver.

Sorry.

How old were you?

Eight.

Do you have any siblings?

Just me.

Any other family?

No.

Well, that's sad.

What I've experienced in my life, it's all relative

to what you've experienced, what Hank's experienced.

The kids from the charities I work with, what they're experiencing.

We only know what we know if we have nothing else to compare it to.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Grandparents swooped me up, moved me in here, raised me like champs.

I was always loved, that's for sure.

Even though I was a pretty challenging teenager.

Challenging how?

Fell in with a bad crowd, drugs, booze.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

I was a shithead.

I even broke into a house once.

Hit rock bottom when I was in my late teens.

Grandparents kicked me out.

Went from one friend's couch to the next.

Spent a few nights on the street.

Long story short, it was definitely an eye-opener.

I was lucky my grandparents took me back.

Yeah.

Well, worst I ever did was get a week's detention.

And I swear it wasn't my fault.

I'm sure it wasn't.

We were lucky to have them.

Your grandparents.

I honestly don't know where I would have ended up without them.

So, I try to help others the way they help me.

Pay it forward, you know?

And keeping the meaning of Christmas alive every day just ties it all together.

That's beautiful, Will.

I wonder what your grandparents would think

about everything that's going on here now.

Are you kidding?

They'd love it.

They were the happiest, chattiest pair you've ever met.

How about your parents?

Uh, not the happiest, chattiest pair you've ever met.

They were divorced when I was in third grade, so...

Will, I have a confession to make.

Should I be sitting down?

Um, it's just...

I am not cuckoo for Christmas.

I just said it so that you would do the show and so that you would like me.

I have something to confess, too.

I already knew.

Any true Christmas nut could have immediately

named their favorite ornament maker.

You went generic.

It's okay, really.

I won't hold it against you.

Well, thank you.

Although I'm not sure that I deserve that.

My parents.

Um, every year they would argue over who got me a Christmas time.

And it was a big competition.

Who had the bigger house, better gifts, fancier vacation.

And it made me dread Christmas every year.

I still do.

Maybe this year will be different.

Maybe it will.

I don't just paint for Christmas.

I get the food out of the home.

I knew he looked so good on a ladder.

Wait, we shouldn't be letting him do that.

Yeah, it's not really the best time for our star to end up in a full body cast.

This is going to be gold.

It'll cut together great.

Plus, we are insured up the wazoo, so...

Smiley today.

Maybe our boy got a little lucky last night.

Why do you say that?

Well, that glow?

It ain't from the Christmas lights.

Well, you know one thing.

It's that T-shirt.

And we left him in it.

Good job, Sophia.

Oh, my God.

Oh, so good.

How's that?

Did we want?

Oh.

That was scary.

That was hilarious.

And our cameras got every second.

Great job, Will.

That was perfect.

He could've killed himself.

Sophia, come on.

We need a little excitement and some action.

Yeah, that you can manipulate.

Don't try this at home, kids.

Oh, no.

What?

Well, let's go again.

What is it?

What is wrong?

You know what?

I don't trust Paul.

I understand that we're just making television

here, but there are real lives at stake.

Okay, uh, I'm just gonna take a stab here.

This isn't about Paul, is it?

It's about you and Will?

What about me and Will?

I asked you first.

Oh, my God.

You slept with him?

Shh!

Why didn't you say something?

This is fantastic!

When was it?

It was last night, and it was off the charts.

I'm in it really deep here, Linz.

Okay, yeah, I mean, maybe this isn't the best career move for you at this very

second, but you'd have to be made of cement not to respond to Will.

But that doesn't make it right.

Look, you deserve to be happy.

Just be careful.

Don't let it affect the work.

Enjoy.

I'm gonna get the shit out of it.

Not Peter.

You got it, sister.

Here's the countdown, man.

Three, two, one!

Merry Christmas!

No need to think it over, babe.

Don't want to wait.

Don't hesitate.

Don't hesitate.

No need to take it slow.

Hey leaving without a goodbye?

Goodbye is if you get me in trouble.

You want to stay?

I can't stay.

I understand.

I was thinking, if you want, I can help you pick out a Christmas tree this weekend.

Like a date?

Call it work.

All right.

My grandpa and I used to go out after Thanksgiving and chop down our own tree.

My biggest thrill was when I was old enough to chop it myself.

Just a boy and his ex.

Until I discovered girls.

Lucky us.

So, how do I know which one to pick?

Which one looks best to you?

I kind of like that one.

Noble fur.

Good traditional choice.

How tall?

About your height.

It's perfect.

And you like the shape?

Oh, yeah.

So symmetrical.

Okay.

Now you have to check the branches and make sure

they're soft and pliable and not brittle in any way.

There's nothing brittle about this one.

Do you always travel with a hundred spare ornaments?

I just figured given your humbug history, you'd

be a little light in the ornament department.

I figured right.

Thank you.

I grabbed you one of my favorites.

A movie theater.

You know, this reminds me of It's a Wonderful Life.

My favorite Christmas movie.

So she does like Christmas.

I never said I didn't like Christmas.

Just aspects of it.

Pick a place of honor for the movie house.

Perfect.

Come here.

I'm following, Sofia.

I'm following for you.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Can't say anyone's ever told me I'm beautiful before.

No.

Romeo.

Is Romeo home alone?

No.

Can I say that I love that you think about my dog?

I think about you.

And how lucky I am.

That you found me?

Well, technically Paul found you.

I just followed up.

Remind me to thank him.

How about after the show airs, okay?

Got it.

Hey.

Want to maybe go for a hike or something this morning?

We can grab Romeo, we can hit up Griffith Park.

I'm still thinking low profile is the way to go.

Yeah, I think so.

Or we could just stay in.

I could definitely have at Savannah Hills.

And here we have Frosty and his little brother Norman.

I think Frosty is a more appropriate Christmas name

but, you know, Norman is still, he's nice and gear.

You don't want to fold these edges down.

Weeeeee!

Wooo!

Oh my gosh!

We love you, Norman.

Our man certainly got charisma, no question.

Once we opened him up.

Or should I say, once you did.

Me, you, the crew.

Teamwork.

We still need some more drama.

Conflict.

A little chaos.

Chaos?

We have one more day of shooting.

See what you can get.

I don't want it to have to be manufactured.

Like this... snow.

Everything you see here has a history, a meaning, a purpose.

So how long have you been collecting all this stuff for?

33 years old, so 33 years.

Since you were a baby?

Well, maybe not that far back, but my first words were Santa Claus.

Why don't you tell us about this gingerbread house?

My parents gave me this incredible gingerbread

house for Christmas when I was a kid.

I was too young then to know how to put it

together, so my dad and grandpa showed me how.

Every Christmas since, I've assembled it.

Last few years, Hank's lent me a hand.

Push in a little bit.

Kayla, your boom's in the shot again.

I'm not in the shot.

I'm looking through the frame.

Kayla, just back up.

Well, I... I can't really back up.

Kayla, just put your boom up.

Okay, I guess I'm getting out of this.

Okay.

No worries.

It's all good.

No one got hurt.

House can be fixed.

Kayla, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

I'm fine.

Yes, the house.

It's fine.

Is everything okay?

Yep.

How's the house?

Getting fixed.

Kayla feels so bad.

We all do.

If I wouldn't have told her to back up, none of this would have happened.

I'm so, so sorry.

Sorry about what?

I just told you for your house.

How about being sorry you kept rolling?

Why didn't you stop the filming the second you saw what happened?

Listen, I gotta fix this.

I'll see you inside.

So, do you need a ride home?

Don't you live in the opposite direction?

Yeah, but I could give you a ride there if you need one, obviously.

I guess I could put up with you for a little longer.

He's in the garage.

I should have stopped rolling immediately.

That's not what Paul would say.

Yeah, well, Paul isn't secretly involved with our lead.

Shit.

What?

Oh, my God.

That's not good.

That's...

That's good, but that's not good.

That's bad for the show.

Who you're with is really none of his or anyone else's business.

That's just it.

It is his business.

And it just looks bad.

I mean, I know it wasn't exactly the smartest choice to make, but...

I made a choice.

You sorry you did?

No.

You sorry that you decided to do the show?

A little.

But then I wouldn't have met you.

Unless, of course, we're breaking up.

No.

I am an excellent multitasker.

You are.

But I have a show to produce.

I have to stay focused.

There is a lot riding on it.

Like my career.

Sophia Worthy.

You are one of the most determined, capable, inspiring people I've ever known.

You can do it all.

I know it.

It's one of the sweetest things anyone's ever said to me.

I knew I liked you for a reason.

I know.

I'm sorry I got so intense about the gingerbread house.

It meant a lot to you.

It's a big part of your past.

Yeah.

But it's a decoration.

You were just doing your job.

I should have stopped rolling.

And I knew the history of the house.

And if it's broken... I'll fix it.

It's what I do.

There you are.

I want you to call this person.

Who's Helena Miller?

She's a shrink.

She's great.

Paul, I know I've got issues, but I don't need a shrink.

Not for you.

For the show.

She's great.

I want you to set up a quick sit down with her.

Get her to talk about Christmas.

How it messes with people, gets in their head, makes them go nuts.

And by people, I'm assuming you mean Will.

Sophia, we still need more dimension.

Unless you're scared you're going to find out something you don't want to know.

I call the holidays my tax season.

It's my busiest time.

Why is that?

Why do you think the holidays are such a difficult time for people?

Christmas time is kind of a perfect emotional storm.

Another year's gone.

What have I accomplished?

Who do I have to celebrate with?

Why does everybody seem so happy but me?

And then there are the childhood triggers that pop up.

They can really derail you.

Of course.

So, for example...

Say if someone wanted to celebrate Christmas every day of the year.

What do you think's the deeper meaning there?

Two words.

Dysfunction.

Junction.

Thank you.

Cut.

That was great.

Sophia, this is so wrong.

I know.

It wasn't my idea.

How is the show looking so far?

We have a lot of great footage.

You're looking like a major star.

Everyone loves Christmas, so...

What can go wrong?

Even I'm getting into it.

Yep.

Anything important?

My buddy CJ saw a promo for the show.

Texted it to me.

A promo?

You're kidding.

I didn't know we had one.

Wait.

Maybe I shall watch it first.

Why?

Afraid of something?

No.

I just...

Okay, fine.

Let's watch it.

Buckle up this Christmas as Bravada Television presents... Extreme Holiday.

With an eye-opening look at one sexy stud who

celebrates Yuletide 365 crazy days a year.

Hi, I'm Will Saunders, and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

It's kind of crazy town for my teeth.

But my kids love it.

So what are you gonna do?

I wouldn't want to pay his light bill.

I hate the whole thing.

No, wait.

Two words.

Dysfunction.

Junction.

You've never seen a guy so hopelessly devoted in your life.

Catch the series premiere Christmas Eve.

I don't know.

Maybe I'm nuts.

Can I do that again?

The hell was that?

So you knew about this?

Well, I knew they were cutting promos.

I didn't know when they were airing them.

Well, they have to pull it.

Well, that's not happening.

It has to.

Not only does it misrepresent Will, but it misrepresents the show.

Okay, Sophia, calm down.

Just...

Look, the network got a hold of me late last night.

The new promos had tested through the roof.

The network immediately slapped them online, on air.

But it's not the show we're making.

Well, I hate to tell you, but it is.

At least it's the tone they want.

What about what we want?

We want our deal renewed.

What if I disagree?

Well, you could quit.

And have absolutely no say in the direction we take.

Or you can stay.

And cut a great show.

One that Bravado will really, really love.

So you're letting them make me look like a complete idiot on national TV?

The one thing I was worried about from the start.

I'm going to be there every step of the way.

And make sure that the show looks as good as it possibly can.

Within my power.

This was such a mistake.

I never should have said yes.

Why did you then?

Truth.

Because of you.

I believed you saw something in me that maybe I didn't.

So when you told me to trust you, I did.

And I also feel kind of used.

Used?

By who?

By Paul.

By you.

I know how you feel, Will.

I do.

I was blindsided, too.

I really just don't want this to come between us.

It already has.

There you go.

I knew it was too good to be true.

You can't be that surprised by it.

I can?

He was a little... prickly.

Very much his own man.

Which is, you know, not necessarily a bad thing.

But there were some red flags flying amid that first-rate hunkiness.

There were?

What red flags?

Well, he's Christmas crazy.

That's unusual.

He's creative and nostalgic.

Not crazy.

Don't call him that.

You know what I mean.

I don't know, Linz.

He's honestly all-around perfect.

It's just your judgement got a little clouded.

That's all.

I've never felt this way.

Ever.

Guys like Will don't come around every day.

Good thing.

Because how could we keep up with them all?

Will told me that he thought that I saw

things in him that he hadn't seen in himself.

Honestly, it was the other way around.

And I was starting to love him for it.

At least I thought I was.

Men.

Men.

Still haven't fixed that yet.

The roof's busted.

For as long as I've known you, Will, you've never been a quitter.

Some things are just broken beyond repair.

You talking about the house or Sophia?

What are we if we can't be trusted to do the right thing?

People make mistakes, Will.

Doesn't mean they can't learn from them, can't change.

Yvette and I might still be together if I'd just made some different choices.

I might know my kids.

My grandkids.

Just don't be like me, Will.

Don't have regrets.

Come on.

Let's fix this old gingerbread house already.

You know what?

Just give me a sec.

Need some help?

Damn gophers.

One of these days they're gonna eat the whole damn mailbox.

Maybe you could get an injunction against them.

Really is quite the deal you put on there.

I didn't think I'd quite realize that until that TV show came along.

All those cameras, right?

I, uh...

I gave them an interview, you know.

I saw.

Nice work.

Very quotable.

Ginny always talked about how great it was on the inside.

I've been missing her a lot this last little while.

Feel like a quick tour?

Yeah.

I'd like that.

Don't worry.

It'll stay there.

I don't always succeed, but it's what I try to do.

So, how's it going?

Good.

Just trying to decide what to use from this clip.

Oh, is this when he waxes poetic about peace

on Earth and goodwill hunting or whatever?

Can we please use as little of this as possible?

Yeah.

You know, it's only his entire philosophy and reason for being...

I get it.

Laughs, gaffes, and thrills.

I'm on it, Paul.

Look.

I know I've been hard on you.

But it's because I really want you to succeed.

You have real ability.

And I want everyone to see it.

Okay?

So, you gonna bring Superman to the Christmas party?

Oh, that would be a little hard right now.

We're not exactly speaking.

Oh.

Is that because of the show?

The show?

Expectations?

Trust issues?

And don't date the talent.

You were right.

Yeah.

Well, I had to learn that one the hard way.

But then I married the guy.

So, it's not always a train wreck.

Laughs.

Claps.

Claps.

Claps.

Claps.

Claps.

So, Sofia.

Will.

I was just, um, getting a latte.

Medium.

Non fat.

Half caff.

No foam.

Tea spoon of Agave.

Good memory.

So how have you been?

How's Romeo?

Excited to see you.

Yeah, I miss him too.

So the show is looking really good.

Paul was asking me if you would do publicity

for it, but I assumed it was a fat no.

Whatever the opposite of publicity is, that's what I'll be doing.

Fixed a gingerbread house.

Looks almost good as new.

It's really good.

Well...

Merry Christmas, Sophia.

You too, Will.

Bye, Romeo.

Hey, I just downloaded some extra b-roll that must have got lost in the shuffle.

You should check it out.

Okay.

Thanks, I will.

The file's named new.

You know, Will, he's like, it's his tall, good-looking young man.

You wouldn't expect it, but he's got a heart of gold.

And, uh, I just love the guy.

And, uh, I just love the guy.

Hey!

I got your text, what's up?

Rivada moved up the viewing meeting, it's in two hours.

Two hours?!

No, it's not for two days.

Bentley has to leave town tonight.

Wants to see a cut in person with us... No, no, no.

It's no problem.

We can do it.

No, we're close to being ready.

Not even for you.

It's not like they haven't seen the footage already.

They cut the promos.

Remember?

They're expecting rough.

How rough is it?

I mean, it's long but watchable.

Fine, just wrap it up.

Okay, Paul, I've been meaning to tell you... I don't have time.

I need to crunch numbers with Lindsay before the meeting.

Okay.

Thank you.

Our goal is to launch with a subject and a situation so unique and strange yet

relatable that it will set the bar for an entire year of extreme holiday madness.

At the same time, we've tried to split the

difference between sentiment and sensationalism.

Entertaining but authentic.

And I think you'll all agree that we have found a major star in Will Saunders.

See what you got.

Of course.

Hi, I'm Will Saunders and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

Hi, I'm Will Saunders and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

Welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

This shirt sucks.

Hey, I'm Will Saunders and welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

Christmas Wonderland.

You sure I don't look silly?

I love it.

How's it look?

It's kind of crazy town for my taste.

But my kids love it.

So what are you gonna do?

I wouldn't want to pay his light bill.

I hate the whole thing.

You know, Will, he's like...

he's this tall, good-looking young man and...

you wouldn't expect it, but...

he's got a heart of gold.

And, uh... I just love the guy.

It's Christmas in every way.

Imagine if we could keep the spirit of Christmas...

with all its joy and generosity and goodwill...

alive all year round.

Think how much better off we'd be.

I don't always succeed.

But it's what I try to do.

Wow.

That, uh...

really wasn't, like, the promise we cut, now, was it?

No, Jayla, um, let me explain.

Actually, Sophia.

Why don't you explain?

Well, I suppose... You know, that won't be necessary.

I know what I expected, I know what I saw, and I know how I feel.

I loved it.

Yeah, those promos that we cut drew eyeballs, but now it is clear...

that we can't sustain that broad a tone for a whole show.

Oh.

Paul, you and your team, you found the, uh, sweet spot in the story.

You made it engaging and vivid...

without sacrificing the charge of reality TV.

Heck, you almost kind of redefined the genre.

And just in time for Christmas, well done, people.

Congratulations.

We are thrilled that you, uh, enjoyed the presentation.

You've got a plane to catch?

And, Sophia, thank Will for me, would you?

It is clear that you really brought out the best in him.

Well, that was a surprise all the way around.

I tried to warn you before we went in.

Well, it's a good thing you didn't.

I probably would have freaked out.

Actually, I still might.

I was just trying to do the right thing for everyone, including you.

And Will.

Not really.

He doesn't care anymore.

Well, you know what?

His loss.

Anyway, once we get picture locked, we have to jump on Valentine's Day.

Now, I have got a couple of romance freaks, but I want to know what you think.

I think... I quit.

Great.

Quit what?

My job.

Excuse me?

I realized in there that this isn't the place for me.

I don't want to sneak around behind my boss's back to do what I think is right.

What are you talking about?

I somehow thought that I could take my love of

documentary film and bring it to reality TV.

And that was very wrong.

What happened in there was a one-off.

I got lucky, and I know that.

We're going to go right back to chasing ratings.

Which is fine for some people.

Which is not for me.

I'm sorry.

Did Will put you up to this?

Hardly.

If anything, it was you.

You're a sharp, talented guy, Paul.

But your eyes are on the prize, not the passion.

Don't worry.

I'm going to help you deliver the show.

On Friday.

And if you're thinking about replacing me, consider Lindsay.

She's the best.

Merry Christmas, Paul.

What does Christmas have to do with it?

Dear Will, I hate that the idea of your last

thoughts on me are such disappointing ones.

As I got to know the man you truly are, my respect and my feeling for you grew,

and took shape in ways that honestly surprised me.

Now my greatest wish is that I can be a person you'd respect with equal measure.

Even if I never see you again, I want to be

a woman who deserves an amazing man like you.

Thank you for being that man.

Love, Sophia.

Welcome to my Christmas wonderland.

This shirt sucks.

I only wanted...

You know, Will, he's like... He's this tall, good-looking young man, and...

I wouldn't expect it, but...

He's got a heart of gold.

I just love the guy.

Hi.

I was in the neighborhood.

I thought I'd drop by.

With irises.

Yep.

So, did you watch the show?

I did.

And?

It wasn't half as bad as I expected.

Oh, hold off on the praise, okay?

I'm saying I got what you were going for.

You tried to keep it real, make me seem okay, but give the

audience enough of that dopey stuff they'd need to keep watching.

And I know it wasn't what you were told to do, but you did it anyway.

And now you did that for me.

I didn't do it for you.

I did it because of you.

Because of who you showed the cameras you were.

I didn't go to film school for nothing.

And you didn't get in trouble?

The network flipped over it.

Paul folded like a deck chair.

They're already on to Valentine's Day.

So that must make you super real as new Golden Girl.

Oh, it totally did.

I'm happy for you, Sophia.

But I quit.

You quit?

What do you mean you quit?

I want to get excited about what I do.

I want to solve problems with my art, not make them.

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I am sure about one thing.

Oh yeah?

What's that?

That I really miss you.

And I hope you know that no matter what, you can trust me again.

I do.

I understand now what you were up against.

How much was truly out of your control and...

what happened wasn't intentional.

More personal.

Until it was personal.

Yeah, I think I remember those.

They were pretty good, weren't they?

They were okay.

Are we okay?

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking...

about you.

And me.

Without all that noise from the show between us.

I like that thought.

If you'll have me, Sophia...

I'm yours.

365 days a year.