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Jealousy can be an ugly thing.

It's been called the green -eyed monster for a reason.

It instills doubt where there shouldn't be and insinuates infidelity into the

most loyal of hearts.

However, sometimes it's good to have that monster rear its head.

It makes you realize what you have and what it would take for you to give it

This is the story of my second novel.

I can't believe this is really happening.

I can't believe I never followed before.

You're absolutely the most amazing woman I've ever met.

Sasha, I love you.

I'm sorry I didn't know you felt this way before.

But you do now.

It's not like we weren't friends.

You didn't ignore me.

We got to hang out.

I got to enjoy you.

Just not as much as I get to now.

Yeah, but I can't believe I didn't consider that you and me could be we.

I feel like we wasted so much time that we could be together when we were

together.

But we're together now.

We are together now, aren't we? Yeah.

And you know what would make up for all the lost time?

What's that?

For you to tell me you love me.

I love you.

Do you really?

Really and truly.

Then say it again.

I love you, Bobby.

I remember the first time I met you.

I craved you so much.

We were at Emily's party about a year ago.

And you brought a date.

Yeah, but I forgot about her as soon as you said hello.

I think she still might be at that restaurant.

That laugh.

I could listen to you laugh all day.

And that smile.

I love that smile.

And that face it's attached to.

And the neck that holds your face up.

And the rest of your body.

Hmm.

Can I just use this pussy, baby? Can I just use this pussy, baby?

Can I just use it? Oh, God.

Oh, God, baby. Look at my dick. This is so warm.

So warm for me.

How about tomorrow morning, before we go on a camping trip?

That's fine.

But don't call here until I call you.

If she finds out... Look, just get me the ring you said you were going to get

me, and everything will be fine.

Cynthia, you screwed up the birthstone.

Just don't screw this up. Let's fix the problem so I can give it to her already.

coffee if you'd like.

No, thanks. We're good. We were actually just heading out of town and thought we

could come by and say hi.

Aw, Phil.

Where are you two headed?

Somewhere terribly romantic, I bet.

Costa Rica?

Rome?

Paris. I hear Paris is great this time of year.

Well, it's really great all year round.

Even better than that.

I'm taking her camping.

That's a good one.

Oh, you're serious?

Oh, Bobby, you have your work cut out for you.

The roughest accommodations Sasha's ever had still came with a little bar of

complimentary soap.

Sasha, really?

I know, I know, but Bobby loves camping, and I love Bobby, and I guess I can

pretend to love the outdoors and bugs and lack of

plumbing.

Speaking of lack of plumbing, can I use your facility?

We got a long drive ahead of us. Of course. You know the way.

I never thought I was going to leave.

I really need to talk to you.

What's wrong? You look upset.

It's Bobby.

Things are just not going right between us.

I feel like he's been cheating on me.

Bobby? No, Sasha, he loves you. He would never cheat on you, right?

Well, that's the thing. I used to be so sure, but we never get along.

We can't ever agree on anything, and our love life is miserable.

Oh, God. I got this gut feeling that he's seeing somebody else, and that's

did this whole camping thing.

I don't know.

I thought if we did something that he really enjoys, that'll bring us closer

together.

You all set, little camper?

Yep, maybe. We've got a long drive ahead of us, and we've got to get set up

before sundown.

Thanks for talking to me.

You're welcome.

Go back. Love you.

Goodbye, Emily. We'll see you soon. We'll do something when we get back.

Of course.

Be safe.

Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

Bye.

And I don't.

It was good to see Emily.

Mm -hmm.

You know, it's a shame we don't get to see her more often. I know how close you

two are.

We should plan to do something fun when we get back.

Like another camping trip or something.

Yeah, I'm sure she'd love that.

Man, she sure is looking good, isn't she?

Like, really good.

And what is that supposed to mean?

Nothing. I didn't mean it like that. I mean, she looks good.

Happy. Healthy.

Like, maybe she's been working out or something.

Or got some work done. Okay, just stop.

Come on, I didn't... Seriously, just stop talking.

See, baby?

It's not so bad. It's beautiful.

Peaceful, too.

Do you hear that?

Hear what?

I think there's a couple having sex over there.

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought I heard.

No, I really don't.

Those poor people probably want some privacy.

They don't want some peeping toms checking them out. If they wanted

they'd go somewhere more secluded. Maybe a place with walls.

Let's go.

Absolutely not.

Are you serious?

Fine.

I'm out of here.

Oh, that's fucking good.

Let me see your eyes, baby.

That's so good. Keep doing that.

That's perfect.

Keep doing that.

They got bigger and bigger.

Oh yeah, feel it, feel it.

Which corner are you on?

There you are.

Sasha, this is Margo.

She's the owner.

Margo, Sasha.

His girlfriend.

Oh, yeah, he mentioned.

You're a lucky lady. You know, we don't get too many like him in these parts.

Oh, yeah? What kind do you get?

Oh, you know, mountain men.

Unabomber type.

Guys who like the movie Deliverance.

Oh, those people that come up from down the road to do it in the woods.

Ooh, you know about that.

God, you must think it's some crazy perv.

Oh, no, don't be silly.

You'd be surprised how often it happens, actually.

You know, there's rumors about these woods.

They do say that if you come here to find love, chances are you'll find it.

But I don't know how much I believe in all that silliness.

But I do know that you do find love in the strangest of places.

Margo, I don't know about that new horse.

He's got my spirit.

I'm going to think he can't be broke.

Oh, Steve. Man, he'll wear me to the bone today.

Yeah, Steve.

Maybe we need to send him back out to the wild and get us a new stud.

I hear that.

Steve, we do have company, in case you didn't notice them.

Well,

we sure do.

So rude of me.

I'm so sorry, folks, going on and on about the operations like that.

I know y 'all out here just trying to relax.

My name's Steve.

I train the horses out here.

And if you guys want to go for a ride, just let me know. Man, we have some

beautiful trails around here.

Hi, I'm Sasha.

Why, hello, Miss Sasha.

Pleasure's certainly all mine.

And that's Bobby? Her boyfriend, if you say so.

Okay, I like you, I do.

I know you don't need to be hanging out in the office all day. You came here to

explore, so there's so many fun things to do.

You need to get along and go check it out. Have fun.

Bye -bye, guys.

Cute couple, huh?

Well, the girl part of the couple, anyway.

I really don't think you're in any position to be giving me orders. You

humiliated me back there. I humiliated you?

Really? I wasn't the one to find you three seconds away from sleeping with

strange woman.

Will you get off it? We weren't going to have sex. We were having a discussion.

And that's more than I can say for you and Buffalo Bill back there. You

take your eyes off his chest long enough to breathe, let alone have a

conversation.

At least he treats me like a lady.

Oh, lady, huh? Last time I checked... Ladies don't watch strangers have sex in

the woods. I wouldn't have to if my boyfriend gave me spontaneous, amazing

forest sex once in a while. Damn, you have no romance in your system. What the

hell, Sasha? I'm romantic.

A boner in the back is not romance, Bobby.

Okay. Clearly there's no magic in these woods. I think I'm done with this.

Clearly you brought me camping. I hate camping, and right now I hate you. You

hate me, huh? You hate me?

Fine. We'll get our stuff.

We'll pack up the car, and I'll never see you again.

Bobby, I don't hate you.

It's just that you're seeing someone else, aren't you? Are you nuts?

I would never cheat on you. I love you.

Sure, sure.

I'm tired, Bobby. I'm tired of trying.

Well, I'm tired too. But for some reason, I thought maybe our relationship

worth being tired for.

But if you think I'm cheating on you...

Maybe we shouldn't move forward at all.

I can't.

Just can't.

Okay. Whatever.

Sasha! Sasha!

Sasha!

Sasha!

Jealousy. Is there another human emotion that has caused as many relationship

battles? It is the ultimate unification of opposing feelings, love and hate.

But mostly, it can destroy even the most solid of relationships.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

um um

Oh yeah.

Bye -bye.

Shit, baby. Oh,

fuck yeah.

Fucking hot.

Just like that.

Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

Oh,

fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Miss Austin, you alright?

I don't know.

Come on, tell me what's going on.

I'm fine, I promise.

Scout's honor.

Scout's honor?

You ever a scout?

No.

Well, it doesn't count.

Honestly though, you okay?

Because I wouldn't want to send a sad woman off sad and lonely.

Don't send me off?

What if that boyfriend heard you talking in such a way?

I don't think it matters anymore.

What do you mean by that?

I don't know.

I think we just broke up.

We just got in a fight.

We're always fighting.

The only reason I came on this trip was... It doesn't matter. It's stupid.

It's never stupid.

Go on.

I think he's cheating on me.

I don't know. Women's intuition, I guess.

The thought of him with another woman just drives me crazy.

I get so jealous I can barely see straight.

It's probably why we've been fighting so much.

Well, that's quite a pickle.

Only one thing I just can't figure out for the life of me, though.

What's that?

Why would any red -blooded man ever think of even cheating on you?

Steve! I can't do this.

Bobby and I, we have our problems.

But I have to give him a chance.

Or I will regret where this would lead for the rest of my life.

I'm sorry.

Cause I wasn't one to send a bad one off, damn.

Damn, how did they get these things in here?

I don't know. I think we should just throw those up.

Thank you.

Oh.

Fuck yeah

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

um oh

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

No.

Thank you.

Uh huh.

Oh dear.

Oh, it's the same thing!

Hey, whatever it is, it can't be so bad.

Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.

It's okay.

I'm Faye, and this is my boyfriend Mike.

We were just about to set up our camp when we saw you storming through the

woods.

I'm Bobby, and the girl over there on top of the hill, about to get it on with

the ranch hand, is my soon -to -be ex -girlfriend Sasha.

Those two up there?

You know, I saw them having a conversation with an upset woman.

That's your girl?

Yeah.

Uh, I gotta tell you, it didn't seem like it was going anywhere.

Are you sure you saw something, or are you just assuming?

I mean, I think so, but I could be assuming things.

Well, you know, jealousy in a fertile mind is a seed that grows a thousand

unfortunate thoughts.

Good one, babe.

I saw it on a calendar.

You know, you're right.

I owe it to her to trust her.

I love her, and I know she loves me.

I'm going to head back over to Hill.

Well, then go get her. Go.

Nice meeting you. Good luck.

Baby, if you ever think I'm being unfaithful to you, just ask me.

Oh, I will.

You're absolutely the most amazing woman I've ever met.

That laugh.

I could listen to you laugh all day.

And then that smile.

I love that smile.

And then the faces attached to them.

And then the neck that pulls your face off.

Hey there, handsome.

How's it going?

Oh, hey Margo.

It could be better.

Magical woods didn't work out for you, did they?

No, ma 'am.

I think you better get them tested.

There's no magic here.

I made all that up anyway.

Oh, yeah?

Why would you do that?

I'm a helper.

You know, you guys look like you were in trouble, so I just told you what I

thought you needed to hear.

I don't think all the help in the world is going to work now.

I think it's just better off the way it is. What way is that?

I don't know.

Maybe just going through life alone for a while and see what comes my way.

I don't think it's good to spend your life totally alone, do you?

It's not so bad.

There are no arguments.

You can always listen to your music.

I don't have to eat sushi if I don't want to.

Maybe it's better that way.

Well, that's all true, but...

You can't do everything alone.

I mean, there are some things that are better off with somebody else.

Of course. And I'm sure I could find someone to come and play poker or clean

sheets or... Bobby, can't you see I'm trying to seduce you?

Can't you see I'm trying to avoid it? Look, you're a beautiful lady. I mean,

you're a knockout.

And normally I would jump at the chance to be with you, but I love Sasha.

And I just can't find it in my heart to stray.

I wish I could, and part of me is kicking myself for it, but I just can't.

I'm sorry.

Wow, I have to admit this is a little embarrassing, and I don't embarrass

easily, so... Sasha, how long were you here?

I've been here long enough.

So you'd really never cheat on me?

Really.

Sasha, I don't know how many times I could say this, but I'll say it every

for the rest of our lives.

I love you.

My heart is yours, my mind is yours, and my body is yours.

Only yours.

If I wanted something else...

Well, I wouldn't be kneeling here in front of you.

You're not kneeling.

Oh, my God.

Sasha, will you stay with me, alone with me forever?

Forever and ever, yes.

And that is the story of my second novel. They found that their love runs

than their jealous tendencies.

They found trust, and thus they found each other again.