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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:12,970 Hey guys, it's Avery Wilds, and I am so excited for you guys to join me today on 2 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:13,970 Don't Tell Mom. 3 00:00:13,990 --> 00:00:18,710 This is all about the things you shouldn't tell your wife or your mother, 4 00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,290 picking up sexy hitchhikers. 5 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:25,310 I can't wait for you guys to tell me what you think about it, and thank you 6 00:00:25,310 --> 00:00:27,090 again for joining me. See you later. 7 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:34,490 Well, don't be too disappointed, okay? I am disappointed. We didn't catch any 8 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:35,490 fish. 9 00:00:36,730 --> 00:00:39,530 Well... It's a good lesson to learn for next time. 10 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,830 What lesson is that? Learn how to put the bait on correctly? 11 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:43,810 No, I think you're too loud. 12 00:00:44,230 --> 00:00:46,270 You've got to be quiet while you're fishing. 13 00:00:46,490 --> 00:00:49,010 Not be blabbing your mouth. You're scaring them all away. 14 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,670 Come on. Don't make excuses. 15 00:00:51,990 --> 00:00:55,070 We both know that the reason why we didn't catch any fish is because you 16 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:56,330 unable to put the bait on correctly. 17 00:00:57,490 --> 00:00:58,490 All right. 18 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:04,590 Maybe that's true. But either way, we should tell Mom, right? So your mom 19 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:06,850 thinks we at least caught one. 20 00:01:07,290 --> 00:01:09,370 But we put it back because we were being kind. 21 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:13,070 We don't let anyone else know. This is between me and you that we didn't really 22 00:01:13,070 --> 00:01:13,949 catch anything. 23 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:17,530 Why? Because nothing's more embarrassing than going fishing and then everyone 24 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:19,050 says, did you catch anything? And you say no. 25 00:01:19,290 --> 00:01:20,290 So we say yes. 26 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:25,370 You see, son, fishing is like hunting. You've got to thought your prey. 27 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:27,610 You've got to be quiet and silent. 28 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:30,950 Oh, hello. 29 00:01:32,630 --> 00:01:35,570 Check out that little piece of ass. 30 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:38,870 Dude, she's hot. We should go pick her up. 31 00:01:39,190 --> 00:01:40,190 Pretty, pretty girl. 32 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:44,410 Come on, after such a boring weekend, we didn't catch any fish, we didn't get 33 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:45,410 any pussy. 34 00:01:45,930 --> 00:01:47,610 Let's just pick up this girl and have some fun. 35 00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:51,850 Back in my day, I would be banging babes like that. 36 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:53,568 Okay, relax. 37 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:54,610 Mom barely kisses you. 38 00:01:55,370 --> 00:01:56,370 Hey, now. 39 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:58,630 You seriously want to pick her up? 40 00:01:59,110 --> 00:02:00,110 Hell yeah. 41 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:01,410 Well, 42 00:02:01,770 --> 00:02:04,530 then it will be up to you to make the moves on her. 43 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:06,720 Whatever you say, stepdad. Whatever you say. 44 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:08,340 Alright. 45 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:22,900 Hello, hello. 46 00:02:23,860 --> 00:02:24,759 Hi, guys. 47 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,300 I'm heading north into the next town. Do you think you could take me? 48 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,920 We are going that way. 49 00:02:29,640 --> 00:02:30,640 Come on in. 50 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,220 Okay, you made me laugh. Of course. You're the most beautiful girl I've seen 51 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,920 week. Oh my goodness, thank you. 52 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:53,460 As you said, I'm so hot right now. It's so hot out there. I know, but what did 53 00:02:53,460 --> 00:02:54,299 your name was? 54 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,860 My name is Avery. Nice to meet you. I'm Nick. Nice to meet you. 55 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,300 So I'm heading north. Can you guys take me? 56 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,580 Sure. Awesome. 57 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,880 We're happy to give you somewhere comfortable outside of that desert heat. 58 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,520 Thank you. 59 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,100 It is so hot out there. 60 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,360 Do you guys mind if I change? 61 00:03:12,970 --> 00:03:14,350 Of course not. Go ahead. 62 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:16,730 Okay, awesome. Thank you. Yeah. 63 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:20,510 Thank you. I am just feeling so gross and sticky. 64 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:27,950 I'm... Well, Robe, we actually caught a really big fish. 65 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:29,970 A big fish? 66 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:32,830 Do you know what kind it was? 67 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:35,590 Uh, just a really, really big one. 68 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:38,970 Wow. 69 00:03:39,770 --> 00:03:40,770 Okay, okay. 70 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,170 Was it a big fish? 71 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,300 Massive. Gargantuan. Yep. 72 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:49,800 Okay. But that's why we put it back. Because we were doing the right thing. 73 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,940 Yeah, we care about the environment. 74 00:03:51,220 --> 00:03:52,220 I think these are yours. 75 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,920 Oh my gosh, thank you so much. 76 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,420 Yeah, well we're happy we can help you out. 77 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,120 Yeah, I really appreciate it. I was like dying out here in the sun. 78 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:06,460 Just sweating my tits off, you know? 79 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:07,940 Literally, yeah. 80 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,340 Wow. Yeah, we're so happy to help you. 81 00:04:14,410 --> 00:04:18,870 Oh my goodness. Well, thank you again so much. It's so brutal out there. 82 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:27,470 Alright. This feels so much better. Yeah. 83 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:29,810 So where are you guys headed? 84 00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:34,930 We are two or three towns more down this highway, but we'll drop you off in town 85 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:38,910 here. Okay, okay. So, um, are you single? 86 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:41,210 Oh, no, I'm married. 87 00:04:41,510 --> 00:04:42,469 You're married? 88 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:43,590 Yeah. Are you single? 89 00:04:44,010 --> 00:04:45,010 Mm -hmm. Yeah? 90 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:47,030 Yeah. How old are you guys? 91 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:51,170 34. Oh, 34. 92 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:54,490 And you? 22. Oh, my gosh, me too. 93 00:04:56,670 --> 00:04:58,110 That is so crazy. 94 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:02,790 Oh, my gosh. I am so grateful you guys picked me up. It's so hot out there. 95 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,070 It's starting to cool down a little bit, though. It's getting darker. 96 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:07,730 Yeah, the sun is setting. 97 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:09,570 Yeah. Yeah. 98 00:05:10,630 --> 00:05:14,170 Well, maybe we should get going soon. Are you guys going to head home? 99 00:05:15,050 --> 00:05:18,790 Yeah, after we drop you in this next town, we're heading straight home. 100 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:23,850 Okay, well, I know of a motel pretty close by if you guys need to rest. 101 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:26,790 Sure. Oh, that's a good idea. 102 00:05:27,150 --> 00:05:28,210 Yeah? Yeah. 103 00:05:28,490 --> 00:05:30,610 Okay, well, I'd love to show you this motel. 104 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:32,030 Okay. Yeah. 105 00:05:32,230 --> 00:05:33,230 Cool. 106 00:05:33,690 --> 00:05:34,690 Awesome. 107 00:05:38,670 --> 00:05:40,890 This place is pretty nice. Yeah, it's a nice room. 108 00:05:41,630 --> 00:05:43,110 There you go. There's your bags. 109 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:46,430 Yeah, beautiful. 110 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:48,430 Yeah. We should be comfortable here. 111 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:53,450 Nick, if you want to sleep in the car and make yourself comfortable, this has 112 00:05:53,450 --> 00:05:54,450 got to be a joke. No. 113 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:57,210 You can take this back. What are you talking about? 114 00:05:57,770 --> 00:06:00,770 Well, I just thought we'd be staying in here for tonight. 115 00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:05,770 She touched my leg in my car. 116 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:09,240 No. She even touched my dick. 117 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,280 Don't make me tell mom, okay? She's into me. 118 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,640 Hey, can someone grab me a towel, please? 119 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:21,340 Yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it, no problem. 120 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,520 Be glad. 121 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,020 Get some towels. 122 00:06:28,420 --> 00:06:30,160 You know, I didn't want him in here anyway. 123 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,300 How did a smart guy like you end up with a son like that? 124 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,040 He's not my son. He's my stepson. 125 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:40,380 Yeah, but nothing to do with me, really. 126 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,880 You know what I like about hitchhiking? 127 00:06:43,980 --> 00:06:47,340 What? You go on all different kinds of crazy adventures. 128 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,620 And when you're in the middle of the road, no one knows your secret. 129 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:12,030 I'm married. I have a wife. 130 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:14,030 What? You don't love this? 131 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:16,390 Oh. 132 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:18,390 I do like this. 133 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,150 Um. 134 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,010 Ah. 135 00:07:25,850 --> 00:07:26,850 I just. 136 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,090 Trying. 137 00:07:31,350 --> 00:07:36,350 As long as no one would know about this. Right? I mean. 138 00:07:37,150 --> 00:07:38,150 No one. 139 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:39,650 No one would know. 140 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:40,980 No, no 141 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,960 I like your little adventures, Nicole. 142 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:13,060 I 143 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:20,080 can 144 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:24,680 be pretty adventurous myself, you know? 145 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,320 How does this undo? 146 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,600 Take this off. 147 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:33,940 Oh yeah. 148 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:37,220 Boing! 149 00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:33,360 Is my dad still around? 150 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,480 Um, no. No, he's still around. 151 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:23,030 It feels so good. 152 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:37,180 I can't believe you thought you had a chance. 153 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,620 I bet you that old geezer couldn't keep his dick hard. 154 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,640 Okay. Okay, that's enough. 155 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,060 That's enough of that. What the fuck? What the fuck are you doing here? 156 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,980 Why? She heard me first. 157 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,680 No, she was coming on to me. 158 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,560 No, she wasn't. 159 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,480 I was coming on to both of you. 160 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,620 What? I was coming on to both of you. No. 161 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:04,860 Yeah. You're grounded, son. Go back in. Don't make me. I'll tell mom. 162 00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:10,590 No, look, instead of fighting, you guys should be working together. 163 00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:15,210 Are you cool with that? 164 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,930 Okay, I guess I could be cool with that. Just don't tell mom. 165 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:23,390 Okay, I won't tell anyone. 166 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:31,480 Hmm. 167 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,280 Mmm. 168 00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:27,220 Wow. 169 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,920 Yeah. 170 00:19:36,940 --> 00:19:38,180 oh my god 171 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,250 Ooh, Hitchhikers are such good slots. 172 00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:26,530 You know what I mean? 173 00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:28,270 She's a little adventure, this one. 174 00:21:01,309 --> 00:21:04,110 Oh, yes. 175 00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:05,330 I'm just like... 176 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:56,440 Turn you around. 177 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,920 I want you both inside me now. 178 00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,420 Okay. Okay. 179 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,960 I like that idea. 180 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,540 She is adventurous. 181 00:27:33,780 --> 00:27:34,920 Very. Wow. 182 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:53,170 So that's really... 183 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,260 Yeah. Bye. 184 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:30,100 Bye. Using you like a little Hitchhiker's slut should be here. 185 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,680 It is. 186 00:36:08,270 --> 00:36:11,950 I'm so fucking tired 187 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,600 Oh my god. 188 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,780 That's so fucking funny. 189 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640 Oh, yeah. 190 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:52,030 We should definitely go fishing again. 191 00:37:52,570 --> 00:37:54,710 Yeah. We sure should, son. 192 00:37:55,110 --> 00:37:57,070 And we pick up more hitchhikers. 13050