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Hello, sir.

I'm here to talk to you about my Lord Jehovah, if you have a minute.

I'm sorry, what?

Well, I'm not sure if you've chosen the righteous path of our great Lord

Jehovah, but I would love to discuss it further with you, if you have a minute.

Here.

You're one of these people.

Okay.

How did you get in here?

Oh, your gate was open, and again, sir... My wife...

Again, I don't want to intrude on you, and... Sorry, are you okay?

You seem a little uncomfortable. I know it's pretty hot outside.

Oh, no, I'm fine, actually. Thank you for asking.

But if you would just... You know what? Why don't you come inside?

Yeah, you can tell me about your fate.

Sure, thank you.

Yeah.

Hey.

I'll show her my fate.

Tell me about this religion of yours.

Well, I'm so thrilled that you are so enthusiastic about learning the correct

way to practice.

If you would like, we could just open this pamphlet together here.

I'd love that.

So, Jehovah's Witnesses, they actually have a

history of about 6 ,000 years long.

Oh, really?

That's fascinating.

Yeah, so it dates back pretty far.

So there's a lot of background to our practicing.

And as you can see in the pamphlet, we have different... Are you

okay?

I'm fine. I'm really sorry. It's been just kind of an off day.

I've been having some issues, personal.

Is it personal? Are you feeling okay? Do I need to grab you a glass of water?

Oh, no, no, that's very kind of you.

Actually,

I just feel a little uncomfortable talking about it because Jehovah likes

us to remain very sheltered. I like to be a private woman.

I'm experiencing some things I just haven't experienced before.

Okay. Doesn't Jehovah tell you to let people know and share your knowledge?

He does. So if you have knowledge of what's wrong, maybe if you share it with

as a Jehovah Witness, I can help you.

Well, are you saying you're considering converting?

Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, I'm very interested. Very interested. That's great news.

I mean, if you're actually considering conversion, you

know, this is...

This is something I would be a little bit more comfortable discussing with a

woman, but, I mean, if you're considering it, I could open up to you,

I would love for you to open up to me.

I don't know where to start. I woke up this morning, and I had a very,

how do I say, tingling sensation in my...

Down there?

Yeah, in my private area, and, you know, it's...

I have to tell you this.

This is amazing.

They work in mysterious ways, do they not?

Yes, we do.

Do you know what I do professionally?

I'm a gynecologist.

Can you believe that?

Your savior Jehovah today saved your life.

He led you to me.

I can help you.

Let me get this straight.

You're a doctor that looks at...

Women's vaginas for everything?

Not looks at. I help. I cure.

You cure?

Yeah. Jehovah will cure your soul.

I cure the body.

Oh. Wow.

I... I... You know, what's funny is I actually said before I left the house

today, I said my answer to this weird sensation would be through spreading the

word. And here we are. It's funny how things work.

You know, I'm so relieved that you are, A, you're interested in converting, and

B, maybe you can help me. I can absolutely help. I need you to remove

sweater. Just your sweater. I can tell because your body's temperature is a

little hot right now. So if you could just remove your sweater.

Okay. And set it over there. Then I can get started and kind of see what we can

do to help you.

Yeah, and with the sensation it does, I feel heat on my body.

That's one of the symptoms.

It's natural.

Yeah, absolutely.

I respect these, but if you could just... Put him over there? Oh, yeah.

thanks. Yeah, absolutely. I'm safe there. Yeah.

Okay, now go ahead and lie back a little bit.

It's okay.

I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing, okay? I'm trained for this. Just like

you're trained to spread the word, I'm trained to help. I just, okay.

Now, go ahead and lay back.

Okay, there we go.

Would you do that? I don't even want to touch you. You could just go ahead and

do that for me. I want you to be as comfortable as possible.

Yeah, how about like there? Yeah, absolutely.

I tell you what, you know, I said to these over here, but I think this would

help relax you if you just hold that. You know, the closer Jehovah is to my

heart, the more blessed I feel. That's what I'm thinking, right? Yeah. Just

close your eyes. Okay. Pray to Jehovah, you know, or worship, whatever it is

that you need to tell me exactly what happens there.

Relax. I cannot thank you enough for doing this. I just feel so blessed and

lucky that...

You're doing this for me because our religion doesn't allow us to go to

hospitals. So the fact that you're taking the time to give me a home exam,

just very nice of you. I really appreciate it.

That's perfect.

There you go. It kind of works out, right? I'm going to move these here. Are

pushing? Yeah, we're going. Okay. That's how it works. Just calm down, relax.

Close your eyes.

There you go.

Just think of Jehovah.

I'm gonna go ahead and put these on

I forgot that the whole hospital thing and not being allowed to go, that, you

know, a lot of religions don't do, you know, practical, common -sense things.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yes, and I do take my religion very seriously, so I just...

That's the... There you go. There you go. Okay.

I'm just going to kind of probe around here a little bit. Okay. Just kind of

what... Now, is that sensation you're feeling? Um... A little bit?

Yeah. Yep, it's still there.

Yeah, it's there.

This is very nice.

I'm sorry?

Well, there's no, like, there's no outer rash or anything. It's a good sign is

what I mean. Oh, great. It's a sign from above.

You've got a good one, right?

Yeah, thank you.

Just relax. Okay.

Everything's okay.

This is something that we do to make sure that there's no... A lot of things

be tasted, and you can taste the poison inside of you or anything like that.

You know, any type of infection. So I just have to, you know, sense the smell.

It's natural.

Oh. Oh.

That's...

That's part of the gynecology. You know what?

I'm very good. Good job.

Good job. You're taking very good care of yourself.

Uh -huh. Okay.

I still feel the sensation and it seems it's grown a little more prevalent.

I'm just very... Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Yes, wait.

Um... Yeah.

I think you're going to be okay. Oh, okay.

Well, a lot of times you just relax there.

It's good to kind of build up a little bit of speed.

Try to, you know, slow your reactions.

Oh, is my reaction normal?

Your reaction's very normal.

Very normal. I'm impressed.

Just a button or two. Yeah. Yeah.

Close your eyes.

Oh,

what happened to your gloves?

Oh, now we're just moving on to the second part, which is a non -latex part

the evaluation.

Okay.

How does that feel?

It feels... I'm not sure the sensations are going away. It's just getting

stronger. Uh -huh.

Oh!

This is normal. It's normal?

It's completely normal, yeah.

Okay. Just relax.

Last time for the third.

This is the final part here. I just have to make sure.

What?

Is there something wrong? No, no, no, no.

Nothing's wrong.

Okay. It's okay. You're fine. There you go. Close your eyes.

Okay. Close your eyes.

You trust in Jehovah, correct?

Yes. And he brought you here for a reason, correct?

Yes. I'm hoping if there's an issue, you can cure it. Absolutely. Me too. Now

close your eyes. Okay.

very very a lot of money okay so i wouldn't just give away my third of it

okay right yeah yeah obviously yeah like i said i'm doing you a favor here

so the fact that i'm even going this far in the procedure without charging you

it's a jehovah's blessing you're a witness to it

to cure myself of this sinful feeling I'm feeling. I just... Let me ask you a

question. Sure.

Is it intensifying?

Is what you're feeling, is it getting more intense?

Why, yes, yes.

Especially since we've gotten to this... Do you want to be cured?

Absolutely, doctor, of course.

Then we have to go all the way.

Oh, okay.

And you know what?

If you could just take all of your clothes off as well, that would really

you pull down completely.

All of them?

Absolutely.

You can leave your little kicks on.

It's okay.

Okay. I understand.

Anything to make the procedure flow easier.

I'm sure that's what Jehovah would want.

Okay.

Is this part of your normal...

Is this an outfit that you wear normally for this? Yes.

Oh, thank you very much. As a Jehovah's Witness, I like to remain as modest as I

can. Oh, absolutely.

So I find that this outfit really helps to just keep everything

quite reserved.

You'll have to excuse me. I'm quite shy in this situation. It's not expected.

If you like them covered up, I can cover them up for you.

Oh.

Is that okay? Yeah, that's great.

Oh, sorry. You look comfortable now. Yeah.

Selfishness and hate. I'm just trying to find that, the love.

I'm hoping your religion can bring that. Is that what Jehovah is about?

Well, yes, but I'm not sure what my religion has to do with you medically

helping me.

Oh, I just... It's a complicated process.

Okay. I mean, are you a gynecologist?

No. No, doctor. It's just like, yeah. Like, you wouldn't understand it,

Okay. But you do feel, you are feeling better.

Yes, I am.

Okay.

Sure where you're going with that. Oh, okay.

You need to be healed.

It's a full process.

So, I mean, if you stop now, you wouldn't fully be there. You understand

mean, you don't go halfway with your religion, do you?

Well, no, we don't. Then how can you go halfway with getting better physically

if you didn't go the full way, which is just the next step here.

Oh, okay. So it's part of the...

You jerk. It's hard.

You've got a lot of pent -up energy inside of your body. I can feel it, and

that's why you're having these feelings today.

Okay. So you need to be able to release them.

Sure. So what do I need to do to release them? Do I just look?

We're looking at it to start.

I've never seen a penis before. That's okay. Well, listen, if you're going to

look at something, you should get a little closer and really examine it.

So go ahead and just come down here.

Give me your hand. There you go.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Sorry, this is just all. That's okay.

Let me get this. You're more comfortable.

Is that better?

Sure. Okay, great.

Now, kind of examine it and get comfortable and breathe.

There you go. Well, that's okay. Use your hand. That's good. That's good.

part of the process.

Just kind of use your mouth.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

There you go.

I know you've never done something like this before.

It's okay. You're doing good. You're doing good.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, Jehovah.

Oh, yes.

You've got me feeling very religious right now, I've got to admit.

I think it's working both ways.

Sorry, are you feeling a little warmer down there? Does the tingling sensation

continue to grow?

You don't know? Why don't you go ahead and check?

Use your own fingers like I use my fingers.

It's okay. There you go.

And?

Yeah, it's really wet down there. I don't know.

You can't even describe it, right? There you go.

You want to get a little comfortable too?

Okay. Uh -huh.

There you go. Off your knees here.

And go ahead and sit up here. Okay.

There you go.

You're very pretty. I don't mean that, you know.

Make a pass at you or anything, but you're very pretty. I'm sure a lot of

will tell you that. It's very nice. Jehovah has blessed you with some very

beautiful looks.

Thank you.

It's very nice. It helps give me faith.

Okay. So, yeah, just continue what you were doing.

Same thing? Same thing, yeah.

Okay.

Now, you're passionate towards your religion, right?

Mm -hmm.

In order for you to heal better, you have to use that same type of passion

really put it towards the process.

It would help you go quicker and heal quicker.

Really? Absolutely.

So just like... Mm -hmm.

And really, really, you have to really feel it and be into it. Mm.

There you go. Good job.

The more you're into it, the quicker you will heal.

Just like that.

power of Jehovah in the healing process?

Yes. I need you to turn around for me.

Okay.

Come back in.

Are you ready to feel Jehovah's power?

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