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Hey, where are you going? We needed to walk. Oh, really? We only have a dollar

between us. Show me. We don't have it anymore.

Sorry, Jeff.

Hey, the poster.

That's Robert Turnbin. Yeah.

Robert!

Robert! Darling.

I want you to talk to me while I shave.

I know, but I don't want to. It bores me to talk when you're shaving.

If I talk to you, how will you give me an answer?

If you're re -elected president, will I have to wear underwear?

What does my becoming president have to do with your underwear?

Well, it will influence how I dress on the outside.

You will be with me, with or without your underwear.

It will be a serious night. Yes, it will be that.

Frankie! Frankie!

Yeah, Mom?

Are you coming to our party tonight?

No, Mom, I can't come.

Oh, my girlfriend is so upset.

I'm sure.

Upset, my ass.

Martine? You're making me mad. Oh, fuck off.

Shut up. A lady doesn't talk like that.

As long as I can't pay for my coffee, I'm not a lady.

Remember?

I might as well take advantage of it.

You only wanted to get me into bed.

You fool.

Martine?

Get off.

Oh, hi.

Does it bother you? I'm hungry. Want some noodles?

Okay.

Dinner is served.

Dinner is served.

Oh, I do hope you're all starving. Marie has outdone herself tonight.

He has the girl with the big ass, and she has giant tits that will fall down

when she gets older.

I like the white wine because it's nice and dry.

Yes. Oh, a great chamois.

I'll be sad when it's all gone.

It has all the right ingredients.

It tastes good, it smells good, and it only has to age a little first.

A little.

To your happiness.

Your folks won't worry?

No, they're open -minded, especially my father.

Oh, yeah?

How do you know?

He made love to my girlfriend.

Oh. My girlfriend is also my boss at the liquor store.

Oh, you have a job? Mm -hmm.

You sell whiskey?

Yes, why?

You know, could you get me some sometime?

Do you think I'm dishonest?

Oh, I was only kidding you.

What are you doing?

I wanted to see your panties. They're sexy, huh?

Let's make love later.

I want to do it now.

Stop it.

Do you have on a bra?

That's none of your business.

Oh, no. You're not the kind of a girl that wears a bra.

And you really don't need one.

Xavier.

Oh, no, no.

Hey,

not so fast. Look at my hole.

That's great.

I can't wait to try it. Hurry, come on. Oh, boy, help me.

Oh, terrific.

Come on.

Hurry up, hurry up, Xavier.

Oh.

Oh, do you like that?

Yes, I do.

Let's go someplace more private.

Okay. Let's go to Frankie's room. Oh, that's a good idea.

Shall we go? Yeah, let's go.

Oh,

Margaret!

Is Frankie in his bedroom? Oh, yes. He's down the hollow. Over there. See it?

Oh, I feel so bad.

Oh, I can't breathe. I can't breathe.

I'm leaving.

President Roberts' biography, if you please.

Shell 48.

That's where it should be.

What do you mean, that's where it should be? It's being used.

Will it be free soon?

Ask the small brunette there on the left.

Thank you.

Well, girls, working hard?

Hey. Excuse me, but you're finished with this book, aren't you? No, if we were,

we would put it back on the shelf.

But you're talking to each other. You're not reading this book at all.

Who do you want, her or me?

I'll tell you something. I can pick up girls almost anywhere I please.

My poor friend here hasn't had a good fuck in a long time.

She longs for it. Couldn't you take her to a motel or something?

Do you always talk like this, or do you have a serious side?

I have a serious side, and you're looking at it.

So go away and leave us alone to talk.

Excuse me, but I warned you before.

Be quiet in my library.

Did you hear her? In her library?

It isn't your library. It belongs to the president.

You know, the friend of you. Does he pay you to police his library? Get out.

We're leaving.

We're leaving. Get out.

Put those books back on the shelf.

We're tired. We have to go home. Why don't you put them back?

It's your library, remember?

You do it. No, you do it. You do it. No, you do it. You do it. Let's have the

young man.

Helper, he has nothing to do.

You, young man.

You forgot your card.

Is that your correct name?

Yes, that is my name.

You're related to the president?

Yes, the friend of youth, yes.

I'm sorry. I did not know.

Oh, shit. What will I do?

Yeah.

Thank you.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Why do you want to know?

Are you asleep?

Not now. How can I sleep when you're talking?

Tell me, what are you doing tomorrow?

Oh, I have to help my father.

Hey,

Julie. How come I'm the only one not served?

You don't want to give a drink to your old father?

Oh, Lord, oh, Lord. Take a look at yourself if you want to see old.

Come on, Dad, don't be so crabby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, let's get on with this game.

What class is she in? First year at the university.

That's good.

Is she studying something worthwhile?

Or does she just study the boys? We just study.

It looks like times have changed. You assholes want to play cards.

I will open for ten dollars, faggots. Are you in?

Oh, shit.

I don't have any cigarettes. I want to go get some.

Oh, my poor darling. I'll only be gone for a minute, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Well, I don't know.

This may be the last time I come down here to play cards with you.

Well, I like that one.

I think you got these cards marked the way you're winning all the time. I tell

you the truth.

Just let's play something. Every time we come down here, he wins and we lose,

and he can't buy the drink.

Play some low ball, will you? Low ball? I'm tired of them corn balls.

Can't we play a Texas game like five parts?

Next time I feel, it's going to be Deuces and Jacks, man with the axe, all

while.

Hey,

it's your turn to bet.

You'll get something bigger than three jacks. Here's something bigger than

jacks.

Daddy, I'm sorry to bother you, but could you please lend me five dollars?

I really needed to buy some books for school.

Could you please?

Sure,

I could. Did the customer pay?

Don't worry. Yes, he did.

Don't you have any noodles left for me?

Not again.

But I'm a growing boy. I need food to grow.

I want you to meet Agnes. Javier.

Here, grate the cheese.

Of course.

Come in. Who could that be?

Flowers?

Good bread.

Glad you like it.

We're not used to flowers. We're a liberated woman.

You're a liberated?

Yes.

Will you take us to the movies? Yeah, Brooke.

You're kidding.

Hey, I spend every night at home with my mother.

Come on, I'll treat you.

Oh, you doubt.

Let's just stay here instead.

Yeah.

I can't believe.

Oh. Oh.

Thanks, Julie.

Okay, now help me fix the bed.

Will you?

Come on.

Now the sheet.

Okay, I'll do this side.

It won't fall down.

Can I have a pillow?

Here.

Good night, Julie, my friend.

Night.

What the hell is that noise?

Well, hey, what about me? Find one somewhere else.

I'm going out. I can't sleep with all that noise. Okay.

You know my name.

Shh. I guessed it.

Really? Yes. You guessed my name was Frank.

Can I have Robert's bibliography?

Yes. It's in Braille. Here. Let me read it for a moment.

You are blind?

Yes.

I am blind.

Both of you?

Yes.

Both of us.

Good scratchy pages.

Would you like some coffee?

Do you have some in your pocket?

No. Let's go somewhere else.

Okay, come on.

Give us both our cards, please.

Don't you have time to read the books in my library?

Or do you use it just to be boys?

Come on, you'd think you'd personally written all those books. Don't be

impertinent, young lady.

Here are the cards.

Oh, you're the son of the president?

Give us both our cards. We'll make love elsewhere.

I'm sorry once again.

Doesn't matter.

We're leaving.

President, huh?

One's perfect.

Who's he?

Oh, just a friend.

Who cares?

The other day I was sad and I really needed to speak to you.

Because I wanted to say I love you a lot.

Please keep in touch.

Okay.

Well, hello.

Want a drink? I'm sitting with my friends on the patio.

You make me sick.

How could you say that?

They're not my friends. Oh.

Who was that?

Who? On the telephone.

What telephone?

The guy.

My father.

You sure?

Only my father.

I want a drink.

No. Why?

Because I like you and I'd like to introduce you to my friends.

Will you see me tonight?

Maybe.

Pick me up at my house. Where is your house?

Let's see if you can get.

Anyway, I'm never going to get that fucking car.

Marcel, how much is the coffee?

One dollar.

Oh, dear.

Don't worry.

Okay? Yeah, it's okay.

Her house is at 1300...

Avenue B, apartment Q.

May I help you?

I'm sorry, wrong apartment. No, no, no.

That's okay, I'll be back later. Don't go.

Goodbye, we'll see you later. Okay.

Come on, let's go.

What is he to you?

For the hundredth time, just my friend.

I see.

I love you.

What does that mean?

Help me pull the bed out.

Not that heavy.

You know, it's not just that I want to sleep with you.

I love you very much.

You want the top or the bottom?

Well, whatever you want.

Marie?

Marie?

Don't open it if it's my son, Frankie.

Okay.

Of course, madame.

Are my parents awake?

They are not asleep, but not in bed yet.

Too much starch in the apron.

Frankie, you know you can sleep with anyone you want, but don't...

leave with anybody?

I'm not leaving with anyone, Mother Dearest.

I'm moving out.

Oh, it's so sudden.

On the contrary, Mother, I've wanted to leave for a long time.

I've got to lead a life of my own. After all, you taught me to be independent.

Goodbye for now.

How did it go?

Oh, go away.

Who is it?

What do you want?

Didn't you just go to the library?

Yes, but the old lady kicked us out.

Okay.

What are you doing?

Well, there was this fire next door and the room's full of water. Full of water.

I want to join in.

Good to meet you.

Hey, what are you doing?

There was a fire next door. Now it's flooded with water. I must get out of

way so the fire department...

You can mop it up.

Don't mind me. I want to mop it up. Okay.

Oh.

Whoa.

What are you doing?

Well, there was this fire next door, and now the room's full of water.

Oh, I just love women who love each other.

What's your name?

Agnes. Good to meet you.

Hello, Daddy.

Hello.

Hello.

Is this your young man?

This is the one.

This is Justin. It's nice to meet you.

She is my baby.

I'd like to know who she is with.

Mine? Mine?

No, no.

I've grown up.

I want some cognac like everyone else.

Don't pour too much. Tomorrow we must go to work.

No way.

Tomorrow we are going for a swim.

No, we came to work.

I've had it with under -trained personnel and college kids. What can I

them? What are they good for? All that education and no brains.

Can't even play cards with me.

Tomorrow we go for a sail and for a swim.

College kids.

Because I'm too old to show my ass. It has nothing to do with it. Only the

weather. Show me your ass so I'll know what I look like when I'm older.

How long can you stay?

Only for the weekend. Monday morning I have to look for a job.

Don't worry. I'll get a job.

You can depend on me.

I may inherit a father -in -law who's afraid to show his ass and only plays

cards. You get a job and I'll teach you how to play cards. Frankie, finally

you're back.

I hope you plan on staying.

No, Mother, but I wanted you to meet Julie and tell you we plan to be

Frankie, is it possible?

Are you serious?

Yes, I'm very serious.

I can take her. Robert! Oh, Robert!

You ask me a serious question, my children.

Marriage is something very special.

To raise a family is serious business in this day and age.

Our family is at the heart of society.

And everybody knows it. Father, you sound like you're campaigning.

Oh, Frankie, don't tease your father.

Oh, good Lord, you poor child. You didn't get burned.

Julie, I'll take you in for a dry robe.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

Frankie, he's a baby.

Oh, you have such beautiful breasts.

I don't care about the money. They can drown in their pool for all I care.

I don't know.

Maybe you want me to be rich.

Don't worry about what I want. You have enough problems.

True. Yes.

I'm upset right now. Maybe tomorrow.

Man, I won't think about them.

Tomorrow I'll be okay.

Want to go out for noodles?

Yeah.

Good. That's what we'll do. We'll go out for noodles.

I love you.

I really do.

This is since your mother died.

These things don't go out of style.

But this isn't what I wanted, Dad.

I know what you think, but it will look perfect in church.

We have something to tell you.

Well, speak up.

It's that we don't want to be married in church.

You mean no church at all?

Well, you know, we don't believe in it, and it wouldn't be right.

Well, if you say so.

Oh, you're so understanding.

If it makes you happy.

Well, shall I pack it? Maybe I'll put it on for dinner.

If we get dinner.

Well, don't get it dirty. Don't get it dirty.

Oh, stop it. You're going to ruin my sauce. Don't worry.

Come. Young people don't understand.

They won't even notice it.

It's very important to me that my sauce is good, Mr.

Have lunch with us.

Oh, you're drunkard. Why not just tell the children we're having an affair?

They know.

They are grown up.

That's right. They are.

Go on.

You know how to handle women.

Okay.

He put his hands on my ass.

I will protect your ass. Sit down.

She's a liar. I didn't touch her on the ass.

So anyway, it's a slow day, you know. I'm talking, I'm driving down a cab, and

I'm looking for a fare, and I see this good -looking kid standing around the

street corner.

So I pull over, he gets in the cab, and he says, take me to the president's

palace. I figure, well, I'll take him the long way around. He doesn't know

he's going.

So I'm going, and the fare keeps building up, and he doesn't seem to say

anything. So I'm really impressed. I keep taking longer and longer, and I

figure, boy, this kid's loaded, or he's really stupid.

You know, if your father were here, he might be upset with you.

You think so, Justin?

Come on, let me call him and try to make things work.

Father to father.

If you think so.

Hello?

Yes, yes.

This is someone who wants to speak to you about Frankie.

Hello? He had some bad debts.

I warned him about this. He is over 18.

Speak to him personally.

Hang on.

Who was it, Robert?

A man named Jason, concerning my son.

Oh, Frankie!

What about Frankie? Do you know that he's married?

Frankie married?

Kiss me.

Oh, you're nice.

Oh, speak to me, Blackhawk. Say something.

Frankie is married, did you hear?

You are interrupting me.

Don't joke with me about things like that. I am not joking. Marriage is a

serious thing.

Please, no more.

Oh, are you drunk? Yes, I think so.

Let's drink to that.

Oh, there you are, Frank.

You were admitted?

How do you know? Martine told me.

When did you see Martine?

Well, she was... Oh, look, I gotta go.

What should we do?

I can't do much. I have a class at six o 'clock.

Do you think if we continue this way, we'll make it?

If we continue as far as I'm concerned, and as far as you're concerned, oh,

we'll make it. But we'll have to stay in love.

I love you more than life itself.

I'm so unhappy.

Margaret. It's true. I really love my son, and he looks so much

like you. Oh, I miss him.

Margaret, dear.

Maybe it's because I understand better that I love you.

You resemble him so much.

But, Margaret, is this a declaration of love you're making?

I don't know.

Maybe. We have to love to stay young. And maybe we're growing older.

Oh, yes.

I have a proposition for you. Why don't we fire the butler, Montana?

That's not bad.

Especially if we kick out the maid, Marie.

Marie? But of course. But...

You know that according to union rules, she has to have at least eight days'

advance notice.

You understand?

Oh, yes.

My darling. Guess what I found out. They told you that you were wrong and you

really don't need to have a diploma.

It stinks.

That's awful. And I've been there for eight days.

He wouldn't even discuss the wage that I asked for. What are we going to do for

money? I have lots of money. You won't ever teach again.

Here.

What are you doing? Don't. No.

Don't do that.

Oh,

what are we going to do?

Oh, my God. I don't know. Become a woman of leisure.

Or whatever.

Frank, you're crazy.

Marcel, three coffees.

No way. You already owe me $8. No more. Then lend me $8 for a week.

No reason to worry, Marcel. I always pay my debts.

I'll pay you what I owe.

Pay it now.

Lend me $16, I'll give you back eight.

Then you owe me $16.

It's even.

Did he reimburse you?

Oh, anything to do with your money.

Three cups of coffee. Three coffee? No, four.

Four coffee?

It's such a beautiful morning.

I just came in from college. Could you lend me your lecture notes?

Eh, no.

Eh, no.

Eh, no. We haven't gone to lecture since the semester started. What are you

doing here, then?

Nothing, my dear.

Nothing. It's because of our parents. They give us college spending money.

So we use the college money for our pleasures and we don't bother to go to

class. No need to work and no need to study. Work is useless. So is getting a

degree. Bye -bye, university.

Hello, good times. Well, I'll leave you with your good times. See you later,

darling. Hey, could you pay for our coffee like a good girl? No, I'm not

to let you take advantage of me with your bullshit.

I'm not surprised you don't believe me anymore.

A sign of the end of a relationship.

Hey, Julie. What?

Do you want to come fool around with us tonight?

Asshole, you've been fooling around for six months. We love it. We do it every

night. Fucking around brings you luck.

No.

Well, fuck your luck.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Martin, can I join?

never take advantage of it.

What excuse will we get?

Say that I'm pregnant.

Are you?

No.

But, um, if we stay here and make love, I could be.

Okay. You win.

I'll be right back.

Save my place.

No, no, we can't come.

We'll just be unable to come.

My wife is pregnant and she's not feeling too well. Okay? Goodbye.

Okay, I told them you were pregnant.

It isn't nice to lie.

It was only a small one.

Well, that's okay then. It's only small.

It's not your virility. It has nothing to do with it. It's my fault. The

doctor's going to give me some medicine and we'll have a baby after all.

Don't you understand?

Will he be beautiful like you are or intelligent like me?

Whatever you want.

Marie! Hello, Mr. Pranky.

Don't you work for my parents anymore?

Well, no, I've been fired.

That's impossible.

Well, your mother decided to be faithful to your father. Oh, God.

And the butler?

He was fired as well.

Won't get a tip.

We don't have any money.

Only the owner has money.

Marcel!

Give the man a big tip.

Now that your parents have reconciled, why don't we call them up and go see

them? No. Why not? For me, please.

Listen, let's do this.

Yeah, what?

We'll call them and tell them they're going to be grandparents.

Oh, how can you be such a liar? You surprise me.

You don't even know if I'm pregnant yet.

I will when we get the results.

Come in, Mr. Frankie.

Leave us alone, Marie.

Yes, Doctor.

Well, Doctor, whose fault is it?

It is your wife's.

She isn't pregnant?

No. Have you told her?

Not yet, no.

Do you want me to tell her?

Frank, your wife will never be pregnant.

What do you mean, Doctor?

That nothing can cure her. She cannot conceive.

That's not true, Doctor.

It's impossible.

He told me that the test is correct.

They took another one at the lab in Paris.

Does she know about it?

I'll tell her. I'll help you.

No, I'll do it, Justin.

I'll tell her when we're alone.

With our arms around each other. It will break her heart when you tell her.

No, no, no, no.

Want to play cards tonight?

No, I have a girlfriend.

I'll go see her.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to see you.

You?

About Julie,

I know.

Who told you?

Doesn't matter.

Justin? Yes.

Frank, I want to help you.

You can't help.

Do you need some money? No, I feel terrible, but I haven't had the courage

tell Julie. I'll do it without your help.

You will never change.

How is Mother?

She's doing all right.

Your mother loves you.

And I love you, too.

I miss you both.

Tell Mother that.

Hi, when do I get to practice women's live and quit?

I have good news.

Tell me.

I went to the travel agency.

Let's go somewhere.

Where? South America, to discuss a new world. No, Frankie, we can't go.

Can't go why?

Because the one thing I want, you cannot give to me.

What's that?

A baby.

you know about it.

Between your weird behavior and Justin's, I got suspicious, so

I went to see the doctor.

Why don't you ask me to go and tell my parents?

Because you do it.

Because I asked you.

I saw Father.

I told him that I missed you.

So, did you say it because of me?

Maybe.

Should we go visit?

Oh, no. I used to share my husband with everybody.

Now I want to have him for myself.

Give me

the

tickets.

Here, take them.

Give him some money, too.

Hey,

you are taking bread from the mouth of an artiste.

Marie? Montana!

Did you lose your job too?

Well, I don't have a job.

Come to Capri? Too far.

You don't work for the doctor anymore?

No, he fired me.

But why?

Well, for days and days his...

The assistant was after me for sex, and I didn't know.

I didn't want to sleep with him. Well,

anyway, he kept after me.

I was about to give in to him, and after Mr. Frankie left that day, the

assistant chased me all over the house. He caught me in the laboratory, and I

knocked two bottles of blood on the floor, but there were some bottles on

shelf, so I used them to fill up the spilled bottle.

The doctor found out, and he fired me. He had checked the blood.

in the first bottle and had told the woman that her health was very good, and

then she died.

But he told the other family that the woman would never have a baby if it was

Mr. Frankie's wife.

Now he'll have to locate the family and tell them the truth, and he's afraid to

do it. And so that is the story. I'm so sorry I spilled the blood and mixed up

the contents.

I didn't mean so much. He's sorry.

He really is. Forgive her. I am sorry.

Oh, I'm so happy.

Now we can have the child that we wanted.

When we get to the top, we're going to fuck.