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Maybe the four of us can sit down together and we'll just iron it out.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm missing you, I'm missing the kids.

I'm just thinking going home feels like the right decision.

This is my cue to just leave.

It's so nice to see you, Aaron.

I'm not one of the pregnancy moms.

I'm in full nesting mode.

Do you want to go for a little chat?

Things have got really petty and really out of hand.

This should never have started in the first place.

This is what the whole family have been waiting for.

Yeah, we'll sort it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Done.

Yay!

I can't get it out.

Hooray!

I'm so happy that it's finally done.

I think it should speed up.

If that went so well, I think it would be so much better.

then it's the perfect time for me and Ricky to get our closure.

What is the underlying issue with me?

Is it because I do know the ex-partner?

What the fuck?

Just trying to bring my ex-partner into absolutely every conversation.

Leah's just gone over with a hand grenade.

What's the ex going to do with it?

Fuck off.

It was going so well.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God.

I feel for Chloe, because this is meant to be a celebration for her 30th,

but instead it feels like a moody version of Downton Abbey.

No offence, Abby.

I've started packing, cos I'm just done.

What's your thoughts?

Something will be able to just...

I've had enough of everything.

I really don't want Leah to pack up and go,

because at the end of the day,

she was just trying to clear things up with Ricky.

It's not our fault that he's took it the wrong way.

I don't think you should go.

I know, but it's so hard when I can hear people talking about us.

It's not a nice feeling.

I wouldn't go home. Chantel!

I don't even want to get involved.

I'm here for my family, not for all this drama.

What's happened tonight, it's mental.

James made up with Ricky and Ricky made up with James.

I don't know why it won't really carry on after a while.

No, cos me and Ricky were having a conversation about our scenario.

It's nothing to do with James.

But it always spirals out of control.

How did it spiral out of control?

Cos I mentioned his ex.

He said he was trying to squash the beef

and you didn't want to squash it.

Why can't I not speak?

Why don't you just squash it like everyone wants to do?

I'm trying to get to the bottom of why he...

Babe, there's no need to get to the bottom

because James and Ricky have just made up.

It's a complete separate issue.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

So you're a happy little girl, you should be happy for a beautiful squash completely.

That's their bean! That is their bean.

And I told you, I told you not to squash the bean.

But he hasn't had the time to say anything to me.

I feel like she loves the attention.

So if that means drama in the house, then so be it.

If that means I get the attention.

You just said you cried that James and Ricky squashed the bean.

Yes, because I've had to watch my partner be so emotionally drained when he's got shit going on.

Are you ready? Ready!

It's all kicking off again.

But I know if I get involved, it's going to blow up even more.

So I'm going to sit right here and have my chocolate bar.

You don't understand.

You didn't make it clear because you told me you were crying.

Of course I cried!

I said we had to be positive to be positive.

Yes, but then you wouldn't be negative if I'm coming to be positive.

Why are any of my pals getting aggressive now?

I'm not getting aggressive, I'm raising my voice.

So what? I'm not getting aggressive in this state.

So please don't use that card.

Listen!

One o'clock in the morning, we're not fucking doing this.

All fags, we're told tomorrow, OK?

Yeah.

No-one needs to be getting heated, it just needs to be put to bed.

Like everybody's thought, right?

It's looking like another night has been ruined by this drama

and I'm just fucking sick of it.

It's been the full time for me 30th and I can't take it anymore.

Last two days.

Do you want an iced coffee? No.

I woke up this morning so confused.

I really did not want to create any drama last night.

I might not be ready for this

but I want you by my side.

Just fucking...

Absolute fucking idiot.

I can't believe, after finally sorting everything out,

Leah's had to start it again.

At least now, everyone is seeing the real problem.

It's Leah.

I'm apologising for stuff and I'm not getting any apologies back.

She's not getting back. This is what I mean.

She's just took you there and started creating more drama.

The fact that she wants apologies all the time

but then she can't give apologies

shows a lot about her personality.

Look at what we heard upstairs last night.

Why? Because of Leah.

Nobody else, Leah.

You went down there to squash it, as you did with James,

that was all Leah.

She's instigated that.

This is wrong.

This is wrong.

It's just a shame because it wasn't my intention

to go into that conversation for it to end how it did.

Oh, absolutely.

After all of the drama last night,

I think it's good that me and Leah just have a bit of our own space

and let things cool off for a bit

before we go and join the rest of them.

You were just involved in all of this, as I was.

Yeah.

So I've got my closure.

You deserve to have yours as well.

It's been a heavy weight on my shoulders.

And I don't want an apology or nothing like that.

That wasn't my intention.

But the way I'm thinking in my brain,

if we get to the core issue of why he dislikes me so much,

we can work back from that and get some form of closure.

I think we're never going to win these things.

It's just going to go around and around in circles.

The top and bottom of it is we don't want this to drag out any further

cos we've got more exciting things happening in our lives

than having tit-for-tat about what he said and she said.

I just don't want to go back and forth.

It's like schoolyard stuff.

I want it squished.

I don't think Leah's ever going to really get what she wants from Ricky.

So I think it'll get to a point

where we just need to try and forget about it and move on.

I think the best thing to do, I think I might just try and find him

and just, like, have a little chat.

Yeah.

Ooh, it smells good, Clawball.

Nah, not enough for you.

I've got a fair few on.

They're burning!

Don't exaggerate.

Right, so you're going to put them in cold water now?

Excellent.

Cold water now, but not...

Have they not done yet, Sophie?

Yeah, they have.

Why is everyone looking at my eggs?

That's really putting us under pressure.

How do you like your eggs in the morning, then?

A little bit runny.

Well, they're definitely not runny.

They're overcooked.

Right, OK, let's prove a point.

Let's prove a point, right?

I've got to wait.

No, you've got to wait.

My eggs don't just...

See, they are overcooked.

Khloe came in this house and couldn't boil an egg.

Ten years later, she still can't boil a fucking egg.

What are we doing today?

Right, so today I've decided we're going to go to a vineyard.

Nathan, you're going to come.

I love that.

Abi, you as well, Ricky, and Chantel.

Oh, my goodness.

Getting out the villa is exactly what I need.

It is still a bit awkward, really, after last night.

But I don't regret a single for Ricky, one single bit.

All right, well, if yous are going there,

Aaron, Gary, Sophie, Jordan,

we'll go to a health and wellness club.

Oh!

Yeah, yeah, that's all right.

Sauna, steam, cold pool plungers.

Have you done a cold plunge before?

Yeah.

Good for recovery?

Recovery from what?

The wine last night?

Jai, it's good for your sperm.

Cold plunge, there you go.

You two trying for a baby?

Get the swimmers going.

I think taking Jordan's swimmers to the Antarctic

is an absolute amazing idea.

Hopefully they'll wake up now, lazy bastards.

If yous are going there, me and Vicky are just going to head

into Kashgar and get some food and that,

and talk about the wedding and stuff.

Yous two have been sleeping in separate beds, right?

I know.

You actually do deserve a little date together.

Why don't you give your bed up for them?

Why don't you shut the fuck up?

Jack, it's been emotional, my friend.

It has, it's been a blander.

It's been fun.

What do you think about us Jordies?

Yeah, good stuff.

Jack is leaving today.

I do actually feel really good.

It's actually mad to think how much everyone

has moved on with their lives,

and finally it's been my turn to get to do that.

Well, then, shall we start getting ready?

Yeah.

Whoever's coming to the vineyard, dress nice,

let's dress glam.

I come back every time.

Yeah, oh, oh.

Doesn't matter what you do or say.

I come back every time.

Yeah, oh, oh.

Doesn't matter what you do or say.

I know you feel it too.

Lovely day for it, baby.

Very sad.

Very sad.

I love you.

I love you.

Have you enjoyed it?

Yeah.

Everyone loves you, and I'm glad you've come.

You're part of the couple crew now.

I know, yeah.

That's what you're buzzing, aren't you?

That's what you're wanting me for.

Tell everyone I said bye.

I'm not, obviously, everyone's.

I ain't seeing everyone to go, but have a good rest of the time, yeah?

I will.

I love you, I'll see you later, yeah?

Love you.

Bye, darling.

Bye.

Having a boyfriend in here is a massive deal for me

because I've never done it before,

and I think it's made me open up so much more,

and I feel like everyone's seen a different, softer side to us.

Fucking door.

Ah!

Casey's getting prepared.

I'm nesting.

You're nesting?

Yeah, I'm nesting, like.

Casey's nesting.

Me and Casey never do anything by heart.

We're having a new floor added to the house

because I had so many kids, there's no bedrooms left.

I feel like I moved into the house when I was pregnant with Oaks.

That wasn't planned.

Now I'm having a bloody extension put on the house,

and I'm welcoming a new baby.

Since Portugal, I have been non-stop trying to get this nursery finished,

and we actually have gotten...

We've made so much progress.

Here is her beautiful cot.

Then we've also got the...

Chasing table.

Can you believe she's got her own bathroom?

She's got her own bathroom.

How lucky is she?

This is something I've just dreamt of.

Look at all the baby girl's clothes.

Oh, my God.

How do you feel about having a daughter?

I can't believe it.

I thought we were only going to have two kids,

and then baby girl came along.

I don't know how.

I'm really glad that Marnie's come back early,

because I feel like I can finally look after her.

She's carrying my daughter,

and now we can just hopefully have it plain sailing until the birth.

I've actually just started packing my hospital bag.

I'm feeling excited, anxious for a C-section.

It's not an easy process at all,

and I'm trying to prepare myself

for how the boys are going to adjust to having a baby in the house.

They're both very, very clingy to me,

and I just hope that they adapt well,

and I just don't want to get mum guilt,

and I just want to give them all as much attention as I can.

There's, like, a million things running through my brain right now.

Sophie, Jordan, you ready?

Two types of girls in this world,

the wine drink and the punch pool.

I think this is exactly what we need,

have a relaxing day and get away from all the drama that's back in the villa.

MUSIC CONTINUES

This seems like just a stress-free day.

I can think of nothing worse than going and cluing that to a vineyard.

To a vineyard and drinking wine.

In the nicest possible way, me and Finn cluing that.

Pissed on wine all day.

The mad thing is, this is actually, like, my perfect day.

I'm actually excited to go and sit in an ice bath and get in the sauna.

What has life become?

Me and Jordan have done some weird shit trying to get pregnant, right?

Tell them about the wife. Oh, my God, this is brilliant.

They're certainly really going to enjoy this one.

So, obviously, I was ovulating, so I can't miss the peak.

So we're at his dad's and his wife's,

and they've got, like, this tiny little room that we're sleeping in, right?

And the walls are super thin. The walls are, like, thin.

It's, like, one of them old Terrace Houses things.

Anyways, I went to Jordan, I said, I'm ovulating,

I said, I just have to do it. I went, right, I've got an idea.

I'll just want to get off, right?

And then as soon as you're going to come, I'll just sit on it.

What? What the fuck's she talking about?

Imagine being a baby born on a wank.

So, anyway, right, so I'm just going like that.

I was like, how long? He's like, it's coming, it's coming.

I was like, all right. Ready? Yep, go.

And he went, ready? I went, all right, ready?

Spread the cheeks out, spread...

And he went...

And I went...

And then we just looked at each other, I went, done, you went, done.

Imagine that wouldn't have worked.

Oh!

Do I look rich, do I look sexy here?

You've got your abs from Turkey.

You've got your tits from Turkey.

Where are actually, like, real-life action men and Barbie?

Am I Ken?

Yeah, you are Ken till you open your mouth.

What the fuck has that meant to mean?

Just a bit of a charmer, aren't you? How?

Just the way you're getting on, love.

You are.

And I, in ten minutes, I'll never change me.

Never change your ways. Never change.

I'll always remember where I came from.

For all the gravy in the world, never change your ways, right?

Of course.

Ah, this is the life.

Hi.

Hiya.

Do you want to have a chat?

Can do. Yeah?

I really hope Liam wants to squash this now,

because I cannot handle any more beef.

Literally, if I get any more beef,

I'm going to be joining Jay as a fucking vegan.

How are you?

Tired. Yeah.

Honestly, my intention wasn't to, like,

drag it on after you and James had, like, squashed it.

I think it's, like, more, you've got your closure,

James has got his, Jay's got his,

and I sort of just want a closure for myself,

so we can actually walk past each other and go,

hi, you all right?

That's all I want.

OK.

I just feel like we're going round in circles over and over and over,

and not getting anywhere, and...

It's a shame how last night happened,

because obviously the lads had a conversation,

squashed it, and then it's ended up carrying on again, you know,

and ultimately, you know, we need to move on.

No, I know.

At this minute in time, we're not going to see eye to eye. Yeah.

But I think, you know, in terms of for everyone in the house,

you know, there's been a lot of hostility,

and I don't think it's fair if we keep dragging it on and dragging it on.

No, I agree.

I want to draw the line with you.

I do.

Good.

Same.

Good.

Sweet.

So, Sybil, yeah?

Yeah.

Let's enjoy the last, you know...

Couple of days.

Exactly.

Yeah.

A new one.

I feel better.

Right.

I hope you do as well.

Cheers to that.

Cheers.

We'll go up there.

Oh, my God.

Me and Ricky will never be besties,

but I do hope that is the end of all the drama,

cos it is from my side.

Welcome, everyone. Hello.

We are Chrissie and Martha.

And are you fine with your knees?

I'm going to start getting cramp in me leg.

Jesus.

Look, you're enjoying that.

I'm trying to imagine what the Gaz ten years ago,

if he was standing right there,

looking at me now in this pink dressing gown,

he would be so disappointed.

But you know what?

I'm proud.

We're going to do some stretching

to wake up our bodies a little bit,

and then we'll jump into the first club bunch.

Is it good for sperm?

No?

We want to be...

We're trying for a baby.

These women don't look too sure,

but right now, I'll try anything to get that sperm going.

Oh!

You're energised?

Yes, yes, yes.

Go into really cold water now.

Let's go. Let's go.

I grew up in Newcastle, so I'm used to freezing my balls off.

In this water here, we'll just be like Gan in the North Sea.

Ready?

One, two, three.

You go first, I'll go back.

Fucking hell.

Right.

Oh, my goodness, you're in.

Hum-ding-a-mung-a-na-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma.

Oh, my God, it's cold.

Can I have a wee warm-up?

No, you're dead.

The only way to describe an ice bath is, like,

when you get in it, it's like someone has got a dagger

and they're just stabbing it in your feet,

and then it just transfers up your body.

It is the worst thing in the world,

but that is why it feels so good after.

Right, done. Well done.

So, Jordan Spoon, for now, get me in that sauna,

because that is what I'm talking about.

I've got no fucking idea what's going on with the branches in the towels,

but I'm not going to lie, I like it.

These all look lovely.

Come on, time to get me.

Just go and get some wine, baby!

There's a few things that I can't do,

but when it comes to daytime drinking,

I'm a black belt ninja warrior.

Are we up tomorrow?

Well, you look gorgeous. Thanks.

Hearing Chantel stick up for me last night

has just made me realise what a loyal friend she is.

If something romantic was going to happen,

it would have happened by now,

and it would probably fuck up an entire friendship.

And I tell you what, there is plenty more fish in the sea,

especially when you're an international DJ

with real sweet and real tasty teeth.

That's the best sauna I've ever had in my life.

That took me to some places I've never thought I'd ever go to.

I think I was in the rainforest at one point.

Yeah, no rainforest at one point.

That was Galeforce, Wales.

Gary, it's mental seeing you like this.

What?

Well, last time I seen you, obviously I was living with you, weren't I?

And you were drinking, you were going out all the time,

and then now you're just sitting in a pink gown.

Fucking hell, the noise comes from me.

Growing up.

This must be good for your fighting.

Yeah, I don't... I mean, the ice baths,

I don't get in maybe once a week, cos they're not enjoyable.

I'll always go train, ice bath, sauna, shower, done.

I haven't achieved everything that I want in fighting.

I think the last few years, I kind of messed up.

Some of the fights that I lost, I know I could have won

had I not been in a bad place.

Started with MMA, I had seven fights.

Won five, lost two.

Went into the boxing, I had five fights.

Won three, lost two.

And now I've started with the bare-knuckle boxing

and I've already had a couple of wins in that.

In my head, another 12 to 18 months,

and that's my fight career done.

Then I can get my nose fixed.

Shall we just not go back? Yeah.

We're going to go back to all them piss from the vineyard.

Finn's going to be pissed off his head on wine.

Chloe will be doing a headstand on the sofa.

I just really hope when we get back,

it's going to be a lot different, and I hope it's just zen.

Ooh, this is nice. This is absolutely...

Well done, Chloe.

Are you in your bougie era?

Yes, very bougie, classy era.

How fresh is that strawberry?

I've already got diarrhoea and I think that's going to set me off.

I've got the shits, and you know what they say,

a cheeky glass of rosé is the cure.

Well, Chloe, I really appreciate the invite today,

but I don't like wine, I don't like fruit and I don't like cheese.

The trick is to the wine, you don't swallow it,

you put it around your mouth and then spit it out.

I have never spat in my life. Dirty bastard.

It's the last day in Lisbon, we're all together,

I've had a few glasses of wine and I'm loving life.

Chloe, happy birthday!

Thank you, everyone. Thank you for bringing us.

I really appreciate it.

What's been, like, your best part of your birthday?

Best part? I just feel like we've all really, really bonded.

We've made some amazing memories and stuff

and I wouldn't have had it any other way.

I'm just so grateful for the friendships and everyone coming out,

like Gary and Aaron, it's been absolutely amazing.

And thank you again, Nathan, for it.

Does it feel any different being 30?

Still feel the same, but apparently when you get to 30,

that's when your life starts, so I'll let you know, don't you worry.

I think you're in that era now anyway, you've already started the work.

I think you have as well.

To, like, actually prepare yourself for your 30s,

and I don't want to make you cry when I say this,

because this is genuine, like, you've actually put in the groundwork

to become an actual fucking adult.

So have you actually noticed a difference in it?

100%. Look how you've been this time around in the house.

We've not argued once.

Yeah, that's why I think I've enjoyed it so much,

because before I came in I worked on myself, like, a lot,

I did a lot of work on myself. Keep up the good work.

Thank you, guys, that's the best bit ever.

Thank you for saying that.

I got on TV at such a young age, I was only 19,

and I was massively targeted about the way that I looked,

like, I had no bum, I had a big nose, my boobs were saggy,

so I started getting surgery, and I feel like for a long time

I was trying to chase something that I wasn't,

and along the way I lost myself,

and that's why I've been doing a lot of therapy, a lot of healing.

I got my baby elbow removed,

and I feel like I'm starting to get the old Chloe Ferry back,

and I just feel so much better about myself.

Well, there's 48 hours left, let's go out tonight with a big bang.

Let's all just get pissed and I'm out.

And if we do get used, if we go all the way up tonight,

can everyone please fucking dance,

because it's not just me, me and Chantal again.

I love dancing, right?

I'm going to get all my moves out tonight.

You just want the cha-cha.

Bring the cat back before you turn 30,

because once you turn 30 you can't be doing that anymore.

What's the cat?

She does the crab with her legs, and then she does the cat on the floor.

I don't know how I ever know this about myself, don't even ask,

but I did it on the set one time.

Right, ready?

Do you not remember that?

You've got to remember that.

Even the dog didn't like that, Chloe.

The dog's really angry.

The dog thought you were a cat.

Ooh, this looks nice.

It does, doesn't it?

We'll definitely find something here for crew, won't we?

It is nice of me and Vicky to get out the house, away from everyone else,

because, don't get us wrong, I love them,

but I also love my partner more,

and it's been so hard being away from my son, Crew,

so today we just need to get him something special,

like a nice little hat,

something that says, I'm sorry your parents abandoned you,

but he has this hat.

Shot glass of boobs on him. Perfect.

That'd be good for Chloe, actually.

I don't think get him a plate, because he's just going to smash it, isn't he?

I think he'd like that chicken up there, whatever that is.

He would love that. Out of everything, he would love that chicken.

Oh, my God!

That giant toad looks a bit like you.

Oh, yeah!

Made out of the same material, plastic.

What about that chicken thing there?

We could get that.

Stop asking about the chickens. They've got dinosaurs.

Oh, that's what he wants.

Dinosaur, and then we'll get that chicken thing.

Should we get him the big one?

Yeah. OK, you want to get this? Yeah, yeah.

Kyle really has gone above and beyond

what I ever thought he would do as a dad.

He is doing all the school drop-offs,

he's even the one having a gossip with all the mums at the school gates.

I just never expected this much from Kyle as a dad.

Right, shall we go and get a drink? Are you all shopped out?

Yeah, let's get a drink. We'll talk about the wedding and stuff.

Yeah. OK.

Are you sure you don't want to go back and get that chicken?

No.

MUSIC PLAYS

Where are my little scruff bags at?

Hello!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

..the five of the wives.

Surprise, surprise, Nathan is fucking hammered.

And when he's pissed, all he wants to do is annoy me,

so I'm staying well out of his way.

Was it good? Oh, it was great.

Oh, wow, wine eyes.

Yeah, she's... Fuck! She's wine-eye-er.

Oh, my God.

How do you feel about going to the club tonight together?

I'm feeling like him about ten years.

I honestly do not know the last time I was physically in a nightclub.

It was one of the best times of my life.

Bring that Gazbino back to the door!

Where's the Gazbino?!

Ooh, this is nice.

This is lovely.

Let's get that chair for your sugar tits.

Oh, God.

Hold that chair so far away, it's like you're sitting

at a different table.

Cheers to the wedding.

Cheers to the wedding!

Wedding planning.

Vicky talks, I nod and agree with whatever she's got to say,

and that is my job done.

Weddings are just hard work, aren't they?

Yeah, yeah, they're impossible.

I just feel like we're battling and I feel like you always win.

That's such a lie.

This is something that I've literally dreamt about

for years and years and years.

Do you not think I've dreamt about it for years and years?

I don't think it was really in your head when you had

all those years of partying and bijou and birds and...

Bucking.

I wasn't going to go there, Kyle.

Bucking, birds and banter.

I know you're past, I'm not naive to it.

Me and Kyle first met at Tuk Tuk Palace in 2018.

On the way to our first date, Kyle actually got hit by a taxi

and then came hobbling through the door about 20 minutes late.

I thought, who is this guy?

Why have I agreed to go on a date with him?

But then, obviously, I explained what happened

and I actually thought it was quite cute that he still wanted

to go on a date after he'd been knocked over.

Nathan will want to be Master of Ceremony.

Explain what Master of Ceremony is.

Basically narrate the day.

My Geordie family are just like me real family

and I want them each to have a part in me wedding day

because they mean the world to us.

Then, obviously, we want James to be the ring bearer

but we have to put the ring under James' seat

and he's not going to know that until...

Literally, the moment.

God, he'd be a nightmare because you know James is such a dawdler.

And he'll probably take ages to come up to the front of the aisle as well.

Oh, do we sit here outside, do we?

This is where we're sitting.

He's like an old man.

And then we need a job for Sophie.

What about if she did, like, a nice poem as part of the ceremony?

I would like that. I think that's a good idea.

Yeah. How do you feel about, obviously,

not inviting some of the others?

The closeness I've got to Jay again in this house

and the closeness I've got to Aaron,

it makes us feel a bit crap.

And, obviously, Chloe.

In my dream wedding, all of the Geordies would be invited

and all the Geordies would come,

but there's only a certain amount of places we're going to have,

so we have to pick carefully.

If I could, I would have invited everyone.

Except Reggie.

I mean, look, I've obviously grown closer to Chloe.