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That's so funny.
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Hmm.
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Hello. You are not going to believe
this.
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Guess what I'm doing right now.
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I don't know. You're watching The Matrix
and jerking off to the thought of a man
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in a dress co -directing you? No,
numbskull.
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Remember that hot girl from work I was
telling you about from the science lab?
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The one that wasn't my type?
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Well, she's lying in my bed right now as
we speak, and she's horny, and she's
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about to ski off to fall on the wide
world of Howard.
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The formula worked?
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Precisely. I took her back to the lab
and, uh, let her drive the Mars rover.
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You did what?
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You heard me.
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I took her to the bodega to get a six
-pack, and I told her what she wanted to
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hear. I said, here's the keys to the
rover, and here's the keys to the club
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the steering wheel. You let her drive
around in a NASA Mars rover?
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Yeah, and everything went great until
she ran that bus full of nuns right off
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the road.
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Anyway, we're here now, and we're about
to do the dirty deed, so I thought I
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would just call you two losers and let
you know that I'm about to boldly go
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where no geek has ever gone before.
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Howard, honey.
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I'm all wet, and I'm bored of playing
with your toy dinosaur.
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I gotta go.
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So, my little chicks is all ready for
the kosher salami, huh?
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Ready for Howard's summer sausage?
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Howard!
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What's going on down here?
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Uh, nothing, Ma. Just have a friend
over.
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No, Ma, just trying to do some work down
here.
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Ma,
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for God's sake, I'm 27 years old.
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And it's not even a school night.
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Anyway, where were we?
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I think we were right here.
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Why don't you stand up?
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Let me in. Let me in.
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Hmm.
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Oh, puppy.
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Puppy.
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Heidi,
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I never knew you.
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What's to say there, Astro Boy?
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Oh.
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Hello.
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So, what are you going as for Comic
-Con?
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I don't know. I haven't really thought
about it.
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You didn't think of it yet?
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Really?
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It's that sarcasm again.
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No, I just haven't decided yet.
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But we're going over there this
afternoon, after you get off work. Don't
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think that's kind of important?
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Yeah, but if I don't figure it out, I'll
just go with myself, okay?
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Why would you want to go? That's a
college dropout.
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What did you say?
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Oh boy.
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That is not what you said.
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And for your information, Lynn nerd, the
only reason I'm going to this geek fest
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is because I wanted to spend time with
you and get to know you a little better.
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So maybe you'd take your head out of
your comic books and put it between my
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legs. But instead, you can shove it up
your ass.
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And one more thing, I'm not going to
Comic -Con with you now or ever.
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That seemed to go well.
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See, I can do Stargarden too.
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And then the girl dressed up like a
zombie and then she wanted to eat my
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So I told her my brains are in my pants.
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Slutty Leia.
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Hey, guys.
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Hi. Howard,
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what are you dressed as?
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Ninja Hefner.
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Banging bunnies and kicking silently.
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Want to touch my nunchuck?
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What are you supposed to be, Father
Time?
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Thou shall not pass.
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Oh, Moses.
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So how was the show?
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It was great until Sheldon got into a
fight with an 11 -year -old over the
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origins of Yoda.
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Isn't that the second time this week?
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They were behaving like children.
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Because they were children.
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The show would have been a lot better if
you would have came.
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Why are you wearing that?
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I did it for you.
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Look, I'm really sorry about what I said
earlier, Penny.
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Sometimes I just don't think before I
speak, you know?
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It's okay.
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I'm really sorry that I overreacted.
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Well, what do you say you come with us
tomorrow back to the show? It's the
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second day, and I'm sure Brad will still
be there.
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Well, I say sure.
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But first, why don't you come to my room
and tell me why you're dressed like
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Sonny Bono.
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Oh, no, it's Super Mario.
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Darken.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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um um
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,
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my God.
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um um
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You are my
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only hope.
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You are my only hope.
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So hard in the throat.
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Uh -huh.
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um um
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, my
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God. Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Yeah,
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yeah, look at myself like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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You don't want to...
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Oh god.
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We'll be right back.
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That was good.
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You put me so deep.
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um um
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Yeah. Oh,
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yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god, yeah Oh
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my god, yeah
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I fucking love it when you spray it.
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Grab it.
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Grab it. Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh.
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01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:45,370
Oh. Oh.
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01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:47,270
Oh. Oh.
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Fuck, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, keep grabbing that eye. Don't
fucking stop grabbing my eye.
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Yeah.
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Tia. Tia.
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um um um
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh,
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God,
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yeah, you're fucking so good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh God, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah,
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right there, right there.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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I want you to come along.
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I want you to come along.
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Give me a kiss.
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Now would you fucking come all over my
fucking dirty face?
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Thank you.
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I love the magic of modern technology.
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Poor she's old.
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