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old buddy we need to get a place that doesn't spin

oh oh the head why do I always

smoke so much when I drink or do I always drink so much when I smoke oh why

it hurt to think hey Scoob hey Scoob old buddy

Scoob old boy

Where did you see him last?

Last night, I think.

You think?

Well, yeah. I was at this Halloween party, and there were things.

What kinds of things, Shag?

Things, you know. Stuff.

Ah, drugs and alcohol.

Yes, yes. And boobs. Lots of boobs. And vagina.

Vagina everywhere.

Oh, is anyone else feeling nauseous?

So tell us what you remember from the party. In detail.

Okay. I was at this party.

And there were boots.

Yeah. And vagina.

Ugh, can we please move on here?

Okay, okay.

I was at this spooky Halloween party.

D. Cindy.

So do you want to party with me?

Do I want to party with you?

Or should we just fuck?

Or should we just... Let's fuck first. We have all night to party.

Wow. I must be really high, Scoob.

Naked fairy wants to fuck me.

Reality check, please.

Cocktails. Is this real enough for you?

Zoinks.

That's a pretty weird reality check, buddy.

Tell Scoob.

Well, he's just my, uh... You find he can come up later.

Maybe if he's you, I'll fuck him, though.

But he's, uh... Enough!

Enough! I don't... need to hear this.

I do.

I mean, we should hear everything.

So did you and Scoop have sex with that girl?

Whoa. What?

No, no. What is wrong with... Oh, excuse me while I go throw up.

Somebody's pregnant.

Somebody is clinically retarded.

Sticks and stones.

Don't tempt me.

Girls, focus.

Shag. Continue, please.

Okay. Um, she was on top of me, and...

This place is kind of creepy.

Halloween.

Now shut up and fuck me.

Oh, shit.

You actually came on her body?

After how long?

About an hour.

You can have sex for a full hour?

Is it possible you lost track of time?

What is this about her having multiple orgasms? Are you currently

Look guys, I have a very big dick and can go for a long time without cumming.

my contact lens.

But you... You wear glasses, not contacts.

Right. Because I lost them just now.

Again.

I'll find them.

That's what I do. I find stuff.

Oh, no, no, no, no. There's no need. You don't have to.

I got this. What do they look like? Um, thin, clear, mostly invisible.

Invisible. Got it.

What happens next?

Found them.

No, wait.

It's just water.

Look, I'm not sure.

I don't even remember how I got back home.

But you so clearly remember all of the details of the sex?

Men!

Did I miss anything important?

This is useless as usual!

Red.

Boob, vagina, and a freeway.

What the fuck, people?

Get on the case.

Well, let me see your nose.

Nothing.

Why is it wet?

And it smells like... Were there any distinguishing marks on her body? We

to find this slut.

Well, I'm not totally sure, but I think I remember a birthmark by her vagina.

So you want to... to go to every hospital and find out who was born with

birthmark on her vagina?

I have a birthmark on my vagina.

No, wait.

I know.

My bad.

She could have been born at any hospital in the world.

Do you have a better idea?

A phone number, perhaps?

I have an idea.

Did you shower yet?

Maybe you have her DNA on your junk.

Why don't we just go to the mansion and ask around?

Surely someone has seen the Great Dane.

Okay, we can do that.

Yeah, maybe the slut will still be there.

You seem a little angry, Velma.

Is it that time?

She's pregnant.

What did I do to deserve you people?

Speaking of pregnant, it's high noon and I'll be waiting, though.

Can we cut with the pregnant crap?

Pregnant? Javi, what?

What she means is, it's time for us to have sex.

We're going to make babies, huh, Fruttles?

Fruttles?

Yes, dear. We just need to keep trying new ways.

Does this mean we're not going to have sex in my ass anymore? Because I don't

think that's working.

Well, I bet if I come in your mouth and you swallow, it'll go right down into

your tummy.

Where the baby is.

Shag, what's the best place to give my girl what she needs?

Like, have you tried them all?

The free clinic?

I'm gonna take her downtown to meet Freddie Brown.

I have no idea what that means, because all my blood's in my penis right now.

I'm peaking.

No!

No! They're not gonna do this right here!

I can just feel the mental scarring!

I think I'm still totally high!

Reality check!

I don't think my mom.

I don't think I've ever called my mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah. Love that.

whatever you want.

I put two fingers in there.

Uh -huh.

And I put three fingers in my ass. Help

me stretch it out. And on the other side, you stretch my ass with me. On the

other side, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You want to stretch my ass more? Uh -huh.

Oh, yeah. I love that.

See what a nasty slut I'm being for you.

Yeah. Good nasty slut. Oh, God, I love that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Oh, God, what's going to make me cry?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm being a filthy slut for you.

There's nothing good for you.

Oh, yeah.

I'll stick it in deeper and grind it.

That's what they want.

Oh, be gentle with me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, be gentle with me.

Uh -huh. They love it so much.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we can fuck together.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Spread that pussy apart.

Yeah, while you're inside my asshole.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Oh, wow, I fucking love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

of loving it still, you know, just let me pop one in there.

Oh, I'll let you fuck it as long as you want to. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you can keep on taking my ass over and over.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, God.

Oh, I want it all in my mouth. I'm going to blow it off in you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't sleep at night.

Yeah, yeah.

Are you ready?

I'm pregnant now?

Well, sweetheart, we definitely got to come where the babies go.

Did that just happen?

I believe it did.

Your hand is on my crotch.

Oh, and you're very... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I mean, I

didn't. I wasn't. I just... Hey, it's okay.

I kind of liked it.

You did?

Pervert. Put that big horn thing away.

We have a mystery to solve.

Are you sure this is the place?

What a place.

Pretty sure this is the place.

This is the place where you screwed that girl for hours?

Can you please not?

He said he gave her multiple orgasms.

Do you have an off button?

Girl, please.

We need to search for clues.

Goob probably decided to move in.

You aren't kidding.

Let's try to find a way in.

All right.

Velma, you go around the side and see if there's another door.

Shaggy, you climb the roof and see if there's an open window.

I'll go around the back and see if there's another way in.

Come on gang, I found a way in.

I love what they've done with the place.

Alright gang, let's split up. See if we can find some clues.

Hey gang, find any clues?

Nope, not a clue.

Nope.

Quick, find someone's coming!

A demon's taking Scoob!

Shh! Shut up and get back inside before someone or something sees us!

Baby, you are so cute.

Like, this is a pretty odd time to change your underwear.

I'm tired of pretending, Shaggy. I am very attracted to you. When you told

the...

Somebody's pregnant.

Somebody is clinically retarded.

Sticks and stones.

Don't tempt me.

Girls, focus.

Okay, continue, please.

Okay.

Um, she was on top of me.

It starts going crazy.

I didn't even know what to do. She rode me cowgirl two days sideways.

Never been ridden like that before by anyone.

from behind.

I wish Scoob would have been there to see, but he was still missing, nowhere

be found.

I loved it. She ate that shit up, literally and metaphorically.

So, you actually came on her body? And for how long?

About an hour.

You can have sex for a full hour?

Is it possible you lost track of time?

What is this about her having multiple orgasms?

Are you currently hallucinating?

Look, guys, I have a very big dick that can go for a long time without coming.

Definitely not the right time, but there never seems to be a right time.

You look different naked.

I bet you do too.

Jinkies, you do have a big cock.

I can't believe I just said cock.

I'm going to make you forget all about that slut.

Who? Exactly.