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I can't believe I just met you at the beach. I was snacking on your dick.

Oh, yeah,

there you go.

It's so cold!

No, no, no. Maybe I think you tripped, but don't worry about it. Just come on,

baby.

Your husband isn't pulling on anything.

We own the house to ourselves, honey.

Just me and you. Just me and you? Yeah.

Are you fucking kidding me?

It's gonna go away.

I know, right? I'm kind of game tearing up.

Can I hug it?

I swear I heard someone say fuck.

Did you hear that?

No, no, no. That's me, baby. That's me. No, no. I swear someone just said fuck.

And I think it came from my mom's room.

From your mother's room? Yeah. I'm gonna go check it out.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

I heard you fucking.

I heard you fucking. I thought you were supposed to be the piece. I thought you

were supposed to be the person.

What are we going to do?

He's in there right now, isn't he?

Yeah. Really?

Hey, Wilma, we're doing it for fun.

Yeah. Hey.

Oh. What is this? Hey, baby.

Who's this?

Who's this?

Um,

uh, super awkward.

Um, yeah.

You know, you know her?

Yeah, that's my mom.

That's my daughter.

That's your daughter?

Yeah. Who is that? What's wrong with you?

You're not the husband, are you?

No, I'm not the husband.

All right.

That's your boyfriend from school.

Boyfriend? We met at the beach.

How romantic.

You got a gun?

I don't know.

Well, you're wondering where your friends go.

Jack. Jack. You got no problem with me.

You're not the husband, are you?

I'll tell you, I'll tell you what, why don't, shit, we all hear that. Let's

all go in the room and have fun.

I'm down.

We're two down?

Yeah, I'm down.

Okay. I'm down.

Okay. Oh my God. Wow.

I'm down.

We were, we were, you know, we were fucking.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Yay!

How was that head game over there?

Supreme.

Oh, yeah.

This is a monster.

You know what? I mean, we're all here. You know, let's... I mean...

I love it.

Mother,

it has been fun.

Let me have my little young self.

Mwah!

Hello. Hello.

I didn't know you were into younger guys.

I mean, can you blame me? No, I can't. You look good.

Fucking hard.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look at all that creamy shit in there.

Oh my god. They're so hot.

Oh my god.

They were so hot. I know, right? I can't believe they cream puffed those

clothes.

Oh my god, they're like everything.

I know.

It's so creamy. It's like all down my leg. Oh my goodness.

Okay, I promise. As long as you don't tell my boyfriend when we come back.

Of course not. Okay.

And who knows, we might be able to do it again sometime.

Happy Christmas.

I think we should too.

It was so fun. It was awesome.