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[opening theme music playing]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[Mr. Small Jr.] Like me,
the joyful days of your life
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will slowly bleed
into a strange nothingness,
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leaving you naught
but a barren, desolate husk
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beneath the sterile glare
of a neon office light.
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Your joy, your dedication,
your talent,
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every whisper of a dream,
painfully drained out of you
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by the same soulless machine
that rules us all,
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until nothing else is left
but the ash and taste
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of squandered time
in your mouth. [whimpers]
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[hesitates] Excuse me,
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but what the what
is going on here?
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Oh, I just wanted
to say goodbye before...
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[sobbing] ...I leave this job.
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You two were always
my favorites.
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You're fired?
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Huh. That does explain
the, uh, general aura.
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[spooky rumbling sound]
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Not fired.
That's such a negative word.
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Hmm. Fun-employed?
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That's better.
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[thuds and cries]
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This job was all I had.
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But we... we need
a school counselor.
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Who's gonna stop us
the next time
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we get a stupid idea
like trash our home
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so we don't have
to do homework?
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[sobbing]
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-[brooding music playing]
-Her name was Ms. Combs.
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She came out of nowhere.
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She bewitched
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-the executive staff.
-[gasps]
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[Mr. Small Jr.] Loud,
assertive, invincible.
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She took our job.
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[whimpers]
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I'm sorry. I have to pack now.
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[crying]
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I think he needs a hand dealing
with some, you know, issues.
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There, there. [kissing]
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[Mr. Small sobbing] Thank you.
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[kissing] There, there, Father.
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[Mr. Small sobbing]
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[Mr. Small Jr.] Bye.
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[both] We need to talk
to our principal!
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[militant drums playing]
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-[slams]
-Hey! Mr. Small might be
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a dirty-ponytailed,
flip-flop-wearing slacker,
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but he's our useless,
bongo-playing,
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crystal-worshiping
wellness wizard
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that smells weird.
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-[eerie music playing]
-[whimpers]
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[Ms. Combs] Is that
the two troublemakers
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that everyone talks about?
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-[creaks and shuts]
-[music crescendos]
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[both gasp]
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Well...
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-[tape gun cocks]
-...this is what you get.
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I can't believe
she labeled me as vulnerable.
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And I can't believe you're not
presently flipping tables
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like a goat on fire.
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Aren't you at least
a little bit mad?
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She got Mr. Small sacked,
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and she labeled you
as a bad kid.
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[Gumball] It's straight up
facts, though.
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I'm as bad as they come.
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No! Don't believe the labels.
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[camera shutter
clicking sounds]
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So bad they can't ignore me.
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Labeling kids limits
their vision of themselves.
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And how did you exactly
interpret your bad kid label?
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-I'm a baddy, baby.
-[snapping fingers]
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That's how my mommy made me.
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-[electronic music playing]
-[humming in tune]
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Right.
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Well, looks like you
misinterpreted the meaning
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in an unexpected,
yet somewhat empowering way.
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But trust me,
it's bad to label kids.
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Huh?
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Why?
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Because clearly it ends up
defining who they are.
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Come on. We need to rally
the other kids against this.
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[upbeat techno music playing]
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'Sup, honey?
Want to go bad places
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and do bad things to people?
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[humming in tune]
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He means we need your help
to stop the labeling.
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[grunts and thuds]
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I think.
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[hesitates] I don't know, guys,
if I should really do that,
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I just... I...
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I don't really feel
like, uh, doing that.
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[hesitates] I'm not sure
I should...
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Uh, I should probably
just, you know...
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Sorry.
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Alan, uh, help us, please.
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[barks]
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Oh, hey, guys,
I can help. I can help.
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I can do that for you.
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Wait, wait, wait.
I forgot my locker in my phone.
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[grunting and slamming]
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Oh, a bird.
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Did you know that a pearlfish
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nests inside the backside
of a sea cucumber?
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Shake my booty.
You guys wanna dance?
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-Come dance with me.
-[humming in sing-sing voice]
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Ooh, this is a good dance.
Maybe I can do this one.
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[humming in sing-sing voice]
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Oh, no, Ms. Combs
already got to everyone.
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-[screaming]
-[tense music playing]
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[sobbing]
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-[gasps]
-[grunting]
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[both] Huh?
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Yo, what's going on?
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[grunting and screaming]
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[both gasp]
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[both] Huh?
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[breathing softly]
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[growling loudly]
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Oh, no! This thing
is getting to me too.
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-[screaming]
-[clangs]
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I'm vulnerable. [screams]
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-[thuds]
-[groans]
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-[gasps]
-[buzzes]
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[electricity crackling]
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[screaming]
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Hmm? Mmm.
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Is this seat not taken
by anyone else?
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[gasps]
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Alas, poor yoghurt.
I knew you so well.
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[crying]
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Ooh, yeah.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Making sure I don't choke
on this mashed potato.
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Throwing shade
isn't gonna help you shine.
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Gotta stop giving CPR
to dead situations.
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-Blood type BU.
-[buzzing]
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I can't. It's wormed its way
into my brain.
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Now I feel
constantly vulnerable.
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And unlike you,
there's no weird, deluded way
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of interpreting my label.
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It's actually a curse
to look this good.
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I'm terrified of aging now.
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At least your short future
doesn't involve having kids
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just to exploit their image
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once you're too ugly
for the socials. Hmm.
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[groaning]
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Hey, Tobias, looks like you're
a little lost there.
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Uh, let me help.
I can, just, uh, rip this meat.
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[grunting]
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-[splats]
-[unseen person] Ow!
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That's it!
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[militant drums playing]
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-[music stops abruptly]
-Wait, what are we doing?
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Uh, angrily marching
to Principal Brown's office
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and demanding
he put a stop to this nonsense
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once and for all.
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Oh, right.
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[militant drums continue]
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[sobbing]
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Okay. What the, what the,
what the, what the, what now?
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[sobbing] I'm not quite sure
how it happened,
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but Ms. Combs
convinced me to retire.
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-[somber music playing]
-I tried to protest,
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but she labeled me "defensive."
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Aw, that's tough.
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I'm really sorry that you're
going through this difficult--
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I'm not defensive!
You're defensive!
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[sobbing continues]
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[brooding music playing]
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Ugh! This woman is evil.
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Gumball,
do something bad immediately.
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[upbeat dance music playing]
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Yeah.
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I meant to her.
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I'm not evil.
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I just suggested
Principal Brown
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needed some rest
in his old age.
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Isn't that right?
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[groaning]
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[exhales]
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[snoring]
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You need to stop
with the labels.
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It's turning everyone
into-- [gasps]
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Wait. She's... she's doing this
to take over the school.
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Those are wild accusations,
young man.
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In fact, you both seem
a little dysfunctional.
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[both glitching]
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[disembodied voice] Listen,
the two of you. Listen.
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Okay. I get
this day is cursed,
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but disembodied voices?
No, thank you.
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[Mr. Small Jr.] No, it's me,
Mr. Small Jr.
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I've been living
inside the walls.
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I know it's weird
and possibly concerning,
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but like I said,
this job is all I have.
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But also, I knew my students
would need my advice.
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Open your ears.
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-[uplifting music playing]
-Labels are bad,
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unless you choose them
for yourself.
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You see, their power
goes both ways
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because we become
what we believe.
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[both gasp]
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[both laughing]
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[both] Let's get
our school back.
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[upbeat music playing]
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I know everything!
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-[gasps]
-[groaning]
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Even which anime villain
I would marry first!
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Now go.
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[loud crash and rumbling]
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[groaning]
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[growling]
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[cackling]
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[electricity crackling]
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[screeching]
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[yelling] I have...
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I've got two shoes now.
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Hmm?
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[upbeat music continues]
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[upbeat music ends]
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Well, I stopped by
that school
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because I really
needed the bathroom,
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but they said
it was for staff only,
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so I made up some lies
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about being sent
by the Academy, and...
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[slurps and chuckles]
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...before you know it,
they made me school counselor.
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And I had
the label machine with me,
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so, you know, I improvised
to keep the kids in check,
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but everyone's
completely nuts in here.
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[laughs] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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They take everything
really literally.
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-[giggling]
-[whirring]
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You know, they got themselves
into this massive spiral,
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and I don't know
how to get out of it. [laughs]
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Yeah, yeah,
I'm the school principal now.
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-[knocking at door]
-And apparently-- Oh.
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-Ugh. Wait, hold on.
-[door buzzes]
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Come in.
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[tense music playing]
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[Gumball] Your time is up,
Ms. Combs.
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-Huh?
-[valiant music playing]
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[Gumball] You can't
label us anymore.
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But wait, I can't read it.
What's it say?
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-[beam fires]
-[loud crash]
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[closing theme music playing]
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