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[opening theme music playing]
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[school bell rings]
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Dude, these photos are so good.
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You've really captured
people's best sides.
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Wow!
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Whoa-ho-ho-ho!
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Who's that?
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That's Miss Simian.
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So, you think they'll let me
be photographer
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for the yearbook club?
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Definitely.
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[tearfully] The gift you
possess [sniffles] is magic.
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I'm so proud.
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Off on your very own adventure.
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Thanks, dude.
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[tearfully] I really put
everything I have
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into this portfolio.
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-[cries]
-I just...
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Let me... Let me just get up
on this table.
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Let me help you, dude.
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I can do it on my own. Whoa!
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[grunts]
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Yearbook club, here I come!
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Congratulations, Darwin!
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You've got the job...
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of taking out the trash,
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which includes this portfolio,
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because we've already
got a photographer.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, that was a good one.
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He's a real behind-the-scenes
kind of chap.
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Maybe you could go ask our
pencil sharpening department
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if they have any other
pointless tasks
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that need doing.
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-Huh?
-[laughs]
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Hmm...
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Rising... Rising...
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Levitaticus.
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-Aw!
-[gasps]
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If you'll excuse me, I have to
go and blackmail a teacher
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for a more intimidating
editor's chair.
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-[groans] Why didn't that work?
-[all gasp]
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Did you just make
that book levitate?
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Maybe.
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Or maybe we were just doing
some light reading. [laughs]
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-Can I try?
-Stay away from that!
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This is last year's yearbook,
the content of which is cursed!
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Yeah, we hate that book.
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They voted Hector most likely
to save the environment.
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That dude lifts up more methane
than a commercial cattle farm.
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[farts]
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[groans]
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-Urgh!
-Ew!
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What are you
doing here, anyway?
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I applied to be a photographer
so I could bring love
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and natural beauty
to the yearbook
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and let everyone know
how I see the world.
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Beautiful, sparkly
and super cute.
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But I guess my dream
is dead now.
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[all gasp]
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Wait! Maybe we can help you.
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Yeah, we can relate.
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They rejected us too.
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That's why we're stuck
sharpening pencils.
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Hey, lead heads.
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I hate to be blunt,
but my pencil needs sharpening.
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Oh! [groans]
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Darwin, you've always been
a charming boy,
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but I think some of that charm
might be magic.
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Meet us at Clare's house.
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Two solar heartbeats.
after the crow calls!
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[burbles]
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She means after school.
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[laughing]
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I'll be there.
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[both chanting] Light as
newsprint, stiff as cardstock.
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[gasps] She's floating,
she's floating!
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Hey, guys,
I brought some stuff over.
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[gasps]
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[muffled] Are you guys
practicing magic?
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Darwin, Darwin, Darwin.
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This may come as
a shock to you, but...
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[quietly] We're witches.
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Oh, yeah. I... I got that.
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Wait, you're not scared?
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My girlfriend took me
to the lake
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of eternally lost souls
for our anniversary.
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So I'm good.
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-And look, I bought a hat.
-That's offensive.
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Darwin, I sense magic in you.
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And with you as the fourth
member of our coven,
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we can finally complete
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a spell that will get us
what we deserve!
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Woo-hoo!
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Let's fly, sisters!
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-Also super offensive!
-Ugh, no, no.
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That's like the worst.
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Sorry, it's my first day.
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All right, coven.
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We will now offer a part
of ourselves to the chalice.
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[blows]
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[groans softly]
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[clears throat]
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One second.
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[continues clearing throat]
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[all gasp]
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Oh, don't worry.
It's just a fish parasite.
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He was getting
a little too attached.
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Thanks for all the blood, dude.
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Uhh, maybe just one
of your scales would do?
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Oh! Good idea.
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[parasite] Bye, Darwin,
I love you!
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Spirit of the yearbook,
eternal and all powerful,
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we call you forth to assist us
in attaining all we wish for!
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[nervously] Ehh, sounds cute.
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I drink of my sisters,
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and I ask to be
the yearbook editor!
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[slurping] Ah.
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[both] We drink of our sisters
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and we ask
to be layout editors!
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[both slurp]
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Um...
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I'd like to be
the photographer,
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if it's not too much trouble?
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This year, we will write
our own destinies
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and be remembered
for what we want!
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-[phone beeps]
-[90s rock music plays]
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Let's find you an outfit.
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[girls] Mm-mm.
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All right, you two,
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you're suspended for misuse
of school computers.
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All right? Let's go!
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[Colin] We've been cracked!
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[sighs]
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[both giggling]
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[girls] Mmm?
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What? Huh? [panicked screaming]
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They just keep falling out.
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They just keep falling out!
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-[Leslie screaming]
-[both sigh in relief]
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[girls] Oh!
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[laughing]
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Whoa!
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[laughs nervously] Thanks.
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[all] Ooh.
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-[laughs] Yeah.
-[rock song plays]
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♪ I'm summoning someone ♪
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♪ Summoning my crush ♪
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[Clare laughs]
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[people gasp and chatter]
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Hey, dude. Just wanted to say
I'm proud of you.
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Love the new look.
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-[frog ribbits]
-Uhh...
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I get it. I'll leave you to it.
You do you.
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No! it's not good enough.
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It's not good enough.
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Urgh!
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[slurps]
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[sighs]
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[deep groan]
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Ooh! This one's serving
pure-itanical persecution.
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[evil witch laugh]
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-I've been practicing.
-Hmm.
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Argh, stop that!
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Ahh! Uh...
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Masami, What's wrong?
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We got what we wanted, right?
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Well, I want more.
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[glugging]
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More!
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Whoa, Masami, you've been
hitting that potion too hard.
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Silence, Teri, you're fired!
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Ahh! No! Ah! Ah!
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No, you're just
fanning the flame!
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[Clare groans]
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[Teri sighs]
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[weakly] Thanks, Clare.
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[Masami] I will have my revenge
upon this school
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for the crimes
committed against me
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in last year's yearbook!
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[all screaming]
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Spirit of the yearbook,
master of ultimate cruelty
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and teenage humiliation,
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I invoke your full power!
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What is her deal
with last year's yearbook?
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Don't you remember?
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There! The picture
that started all of this.
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The school voted Masami
least photogenic.
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Oh, yeah. That was
a messed up category.
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Yeah. School's
a messed up place.
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Wait.
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[in deep voice] I think I know
how we can fix this.
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-Aw, thanks, Darwin.
-[normal voice] You're welcome.
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[in deep voice] And I think
we can fix Masami, too.
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[everyone screaming]
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Last year, you all
voted me least photogenic.
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But this year I've got
some categories of my own!
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"Tobias, most likely
to run for president."
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Ahh!
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Oh, I get it. "Run." [groans]
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"Jamie, most likely
to never leave Elmore."
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[yelling]
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[laughing maniacally]
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"Gumball, most likely to
never amount to anything!"
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-Oh.
-Eh.
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[everyone screaming]
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[frog ribbits]
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[Darwin] Masami!
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This has to stop!
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You cannot stop me,
it's too late!
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[all chanting] The power
of three will set you free.
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[continues chanting]
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Haha! You missed.
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Might want to check that,
lead editor.
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Whoa, is that Miss Simian?
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Oh! Uh, sorry. Wrong one.
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Uhh...
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Oh! I... I look amazing.
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How did you do this?
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Is it magic?
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You always
look amazing, Masami.
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It just took a good
photographer to capture it.
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[sobbing]
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-I'm sorry, guys.
-Oh, Masami! It's okay.
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I guess I really let
the coven down, didn't I?
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It's okay, Masami.
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Your morals just became
a little... clouded.
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Yeah, luckily, it wasn't
anything too... cirrus.
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Cloud joke!
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[chuckles softly] I think...
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I think it's time I...
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I finally put
this thing to rest.
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[grunts, chants
in demonic voice]
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[groaning]
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Woohoo!
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Mm? Hm...
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Still don't get it.
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[sighs] So what
do you think, guys?
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You wanna get the yearbook club
back up and running?
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This time, without any
demonic spirits of vengeance?
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Nah, I think I'm done with
school clubs for this semester.
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Hey, Darwin,
we've, uh, got an opening
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at drama club and are...
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[in demonic voice]
thirsty for new talent.
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-[in normal voice] You in?
-Yeah!
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Oh, boy. Ha.
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There he goes again.
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Don't worry, sisters.
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I can coven for him. [chuckles]
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Uh! Ah! Oh! Uh!
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[closing theme music playing]
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