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Original subtitles

Korean is also known as Koryo

That means the girls here are tall & beautiful

It's also known as Chosun

That means girls look fresh everyday

Here, Ginseng are like grass

Look how much grass

Grass is cheap

In Korea the streets are full of pigs

But the people here

When doing business are hot stupid like pigs

Several hundred dollars for a leatherjacket with no brand name

All brand name sports shoes are imitations

That's why our CARLO RINO

After this famous brand successfully entered the Taiwan market

It's now entering into Korea as well

Finish now

Difficult assignment

Pleasure goes along with my work

In Korea, we can do something for our country

In HK. It's not as excited

In Korea

The girls are real nice

They don't treat you like customer

But like good friends

Holding you tight and calling you

Wonderful, very nice

It's wonderful...

Show much gratitude when you paid them

Parting you reluctantly

Treating you much better than your girlfriend

Mr. K0 How about you?

How about the project in Korea

I have packed my luggage already

There can only be success

But no failure

We cannot fail. We had to follow you

We all rely on you

There's a kind of Kinseng Party

Where you don't have to move a finger

The lady next to you

Can be kissed

Can be touched

And they will feed you

After dinner, all you think of is sex

I'm thrill

Please take us there

No. I don't want you to learn bad things from me

We don't think so

we are bad enough

Don't get involved

like I used to be

Involved with chicks destroy my marriage

It's sad, do you understand

We understand

You don't

No, sorry

Buddy, wanted to destroy me

from using it many many times

I dated my girlfriend to have dinner with my family

Get my visa too

My girlfriend is very punctual, had to leave now, bye

It's already 9 pm, May hasn't come yet

You think they have split up

Right, when are you getting married

MAY is very busy

mind your own business

Look, here she comes

Where you don't have to move a finger. In the TV screen

As the travel and transportation business booms

Kai Tak Airport has already become overloaded

Still do show, of course she won't be back then

Come

Auntie, please excuse me,

there's still work in the station

It's OK, all we care is your arrival

Cho, I've got tickets for 9:30 movie

Oh really Yes

Auntie, Cho & I are going to movie and have to leave now

Sure, but finish the shark's fin first

It tastes good

Are you through, ifs time to go

I'll help you and finish the soup

It's hot

Auntie, we really have to leave, bye

Where are we going for the movie

Actually I need to work

over night

I made it up so that we can leave

It's time, lefs go and be quick

Come on

You go home first

TAXI

MAY

If you are still hungry, there's salad in the fridge

Broadcast Drive please, bye! Bye

MAY, I have to leave for Korea day after tomorrow

My dear! The company send me abroad for an assignment

Business trip? To where

Don't know yet, but will know when I get the air ticket

There's allowance on business trip

US$50 per day

You better behave

If I know you misbehave

I'm going to cut your Dick

Goodnight

Whafs the matter

My dear, you look beautiful tonight

What date is today

It's Tuesday

Tuesday? lt's Wednesday

You promised we only make love on Tuesday, Thursday & Saturday

Let tomorrow be today then

No... Treat it as an advance

You make me so dirty

Have to wash

No, it's cold to undress

ifs too troublesome

Please don't say no

No, don't bother me please

You promise we will have kids only in 3 years time

My dear

The shades are so shabby

when can we replace them

There's reduction in Wing On, I'll take you there tomorrow

There's no reason that Leslie Cheung retire so early

What? Early retirement

My god, you're so heavy

It's like that in HK

Male out-number Female

You have to service her, and not the other way round

In Korea

Even impotent turns on

But I'm desperate now

Let's go out and pick up girls

But where

Billiard Room

Space museum

Italian spaghetti

Roller coaster

Let's go prostitution

prostitution is OK

once in a while

But don't get hooked

We have to pay

Don't get involved

We understand

I don't think you do

OK OK, we'll all listen to you

you're the leader

You are our innocent, Godfather

What do you mean

That mean you are our teacher of sexual practices

I need to ask you

a man's question what?

How can we be more powerful and recharge faster

Nutrition

How can we be more powerful and recharge faster

If there is no nutrition, we'd be finished soon

How about Spanish Flies

Everyone knows that, but where can we get it

Even my mother knows that

Peanut is good for kidney

That mean there's any special formula

First, no whisky,

because it kills sperms

Please Brandy

Brandy

Second, no papaya coconut and mist

All these kill sperms

Whafs good then

ls there anything at all

Yes, there's cow penis

That means having oral sex with a cow, any alternative

Steam eel's head

With eel's head, you're get excited even

with an 80 years old lady

One more, one pat of Brandy with 7 dry lychee

Can dry grapes do

You like dry grapes

Do you like Anita Mui

Taxi

ls everything OK

She looks dead, only 70% for looking

Only 10% performance

Totally is 80%, lefs have some food, Taxi

One dish of steam eel's head

No such order

Please steam eel with head

Order as you please

OK, whafs the price for one tael of garoupa

$30 a tael

Get me a catty of garoupa, meat with congee

And add one abalone, scallop lobster bamboo shoot plus

sparrows nest

It's good food complexion

A bottle of X.O., please

Too much nutrition

So

Let's share and be nutrition

Come

Sampan congee

Fish congee

Beef congee

You lost, drink

The eel's head seems not effective

Sampan congee

Fish congee

Beef congee

They could play for a long time

Let's be frank

Miss, how much for a night

Go if price is right, we leave first

Bye-bye Sampan congee

Fish congee

You better stop this game

Don't bother him

Beef congee

Fish congee

US$2,000

$2,000? You worth $2,000

She's too

Fish congee

I mean $500

$500? Do my toes

It's late, you have to go to Korea tomorrow

I have to work tonight

you have to pack yourself and sleep early

It's cold there, bring a thick coat

Your toiletries is

in the toilet

Sports shoes arc cheap there, and get me a pair

I'll leave the size on the TV top

Ladies and gentlemen live on TV are t

he homeless people of HK

They sleep beneath the flyovers

In open air, under the sun and the rain

MAY

There is nobody to look after them

they can't even apply for social welfare

We have a lot of sympathy on these homeless people

You should have sympathy on me too, there is nobody to look after me

They are notjust poor, but lonely also

Throughout their lives they have no relative

no friend, no one to love them

Me too, no one cares for me as well

Come back soon

I'll wait for your return

Korea? The people say women are cheap there

Why you bring mousse there? No

Cologne? You don't need it there, no

Why do you bring along with dry lychees

There's no fruits, very dry

Alright, you can bring some fruits

Why so sexy? What for?

And black as well, mystery oh?

I've dressed up like this before, my dear

N0.

I'll only let you to bring a few shorts then

Sleepy now, let's sleep

My dear, it's for me

Sure, it's for you not for me

But you have to finish it tonight

Please, I really can't do it anymore

Try harder

I beg you, let me sleep please

No, it's the last one, be quick

I'm dry out

Do it now

Why do you need to bring so much money for meeting

You can use credit card

Take off your shoe

It's a faint if I take off the shoe

Take it off quick

Pinch you

This $2,000 is penalty for being disloyal

To confiscate, OK?

Come there

It late already, MAY

You said you were busy

I rush here by taxi, I say drink coffee in the canteen

Remember to can me

It's cold there, wear it around your neck

Uncle Chung, this naughty is under your custody now

Please keep an eye on him for me

Rest your heart, I'll look after him for you

Feed him right

Give him warmth

Make sure he won't get sick

What

Bath every night, morning exercise everyday

In good physical and mental condition

Time's up, better go now

Give me a kiss

Help you through again

She's smart but I'm smarter

Let's go

Planes are for flying not shooting

Save energy, we only have 3 nights

This street looks like Tsimshatsui, woman...

This whore looks for money and pleasure

Most of them will to go bed with you

as long as you are willing to pay

ls that so

Why not

A woman wonder surely she's a hooker

Must be right, she wears make up

If not, why does she wear make up

This one too, she looks bitchy

These two look like twin sisters

Either homosexual, or with both chicks

I like big breast

Bigger than a handful is a waste

Big breast are all no brain

I go for breast not brain

You don't go to bed with brains

But you need communication

Communicate with your Dick

Depend you communicate with which organ

How about this girl

How can you pick this girl, look at her

She looks pall and white

Hatch back and learning on a lamp post

If she doesn't have V.D., she must have aids

Go and pick her up

Policeman! Don't go

Same, she pick him up

I'm staying in room 308, my no. is 798-5555

I miss you so

Call me when you are free

Be quick

It's only 2 degrees

It's cold, I had to go out for dinner now

Come on! Hurry up bye

The Korean ladies are waiting for us to console

Godfather, lefs go

Don't rush

One needs to polish the tools before use

It's difficult for boys to chase girls

Whafs that

Each one a box

A dozen for us, do we need these many

Better be prepared

Otherwise you will find it difficult in middle of the night

Place this around here

So you find one when you're ready

You can find one there

And put on here

You are surely a Godfather and good teacher

You are all bright students

Right...

Let's go

Welcome to Korea, let me introduce

our Marketing Manager, Madam Tsui

Be my guest, this is a special programme for you

Kinseng Party

Come in

They're all coming to serve you, be my quest

You come here

This petty girl is great

Why don't you choose one

Don't feel guilty conscience

See it in a different angle

If you don't pick her another one will

If no one pick her

She don't have income, no food for her family

No, this is not good

If you couldn't find one

ask for another selection

I do some charity tonight

You, you... all come here

Excuse me

I am sick, I have to go home

Come in

This group is much better

Godfather, is there my replacement

Avoid replacement in prostitution

ifs a big mistake

Fresh prostitute doesn't do a good job

Prostitutes have dignity too

Prostitute wanted to be respected as well, is that right

It's only short time, ifs OK

I think I better go back

and wait for MAY's call

Hey Bird

There's one more

Sorry she's late because she is sick

Bird, please come here

Good kid, let you find the best one

You have picked the best girl finally

She's OK

OK! Ifs OK

You silly kid really had your luck

Cheers

Yan Chi Cho. According to Korean tradition

If you like the girl next to you

You should fill her a cup of wine

Thank you

You speak English

A little

Whafs your name

Hey Bird

Bird, l'm Cho

Cho

Yes, Cho...

This is a King's treatment

Watch the girl next to you

See whether she drinks and eat hot food or not

What does it mean

If she doesn't drink and eat hot food

That mean she had V.D.

Godfather, she might have T.B.

Everyone will sick if drinking like this

Drink this cup of Ginseng wine

It'll give you girls and strength

I've not been unfaithfully to MAY before

After this drink, you won't feel guilty any more

I believe that every body is very tired

If you want to take your partner to the hotel room

Just write down your room number on the match box and give it to her

We have paid them already except tips

Waiter

Give me 3 boxes of matches

The sex hunters, let's go

Godfather, how should we tip them it's embarrass

It's up to you

but keep the rest

If she finds it insufficient tell her you loss all your money in the Casino

She can't do anything seeing you have no more money

She might pity you and give to a little allowance in return

You are exaggerating

You two had to remember, hide the rest of your money

Don't tell me in the morning

Godfather, my money had been stolen

Little chick, let me have you

Welcome

1,2,3, follow me

Godfather, whafs next

Just make Love

Let's go back to my room

sorfY

Sit, here

You sick

No

Drink? Drink

What

Forget it

You hot? Hot

Come on. Sit

OK

Wife

No wife

Girlfriend

Yes

Where to put this money

It's too obvious

Too stupid

Too easy

Too stinky

If you can laugh, don't cry

Bull, shit

Why crying if someone making love with me

Come, hurry up, I'm hungry

You are not that hungry, are you

I'm hungry, Here I come...

You come from Ethiopia

Bill

Bill? Pen

Sorry, you must pay cash

Cash? Cash

I have to pay for watching X-rated tapes

Pay TV dirty, we watch the news

No, tips first, $50

Are you kidding? $50?

You're so funny

No funny, no kidding, $50 come on

I'll give you $10

because I pay for dinner

$10, hands only

Why do I have to pay you for using my hand! Crazy

US$50

My charm is more than $50

kiss my dick

What are you doing

What? You're leaving just like that

Your company paid you

right

Yes, but no tips, no make love

I'll give you $20

You filthy pitch

Shit

Cho, let's have mid-night supper

Godfather, lefs have mid-night supper

I'm eating chickens now

Quick, come on, hurry up

You look pretty good

I'm dead if I take three of them all

You. Taxi money, you go home

Taxi money, bye-bye

Don't torture me

You student

Yes

What you

You know, my home no money

Me student, no income

So, I have to earn money for my home

Yes

Pain

No pain

I like you, Bird

Get up, it's time for meeting

You go and check the luggage

I'll see if the car has arrived or not

You're really super

you're so noisy that I couldn't sleep at all

Of course, the whore makes a lot of noise

Screening something like โ€œJa-mo-nor-so-yung?

Yes, I heard that too

Whafs โ€œJa-mo-nor-so-yung?

That mean I'm super

ls it true

Ja-mo-nor-so-yung

Even old lady knows l'm super

She said you went into the wrong hole

It's just don't look right

Come

Lets see who is the HK superman

Do it for our country, by counting

Last night I had three

I need to record it down

3 girls with 6 shots

That is 3.6

I had this recorded in the souvenir book

Did you only girl treat you good last night

Good! She's a student

She even washed my under pant

You are really lucky

How many shots did you make

You silly kid looks unexpectedly great

One girl 3 shots, that 1.3 right

What about you

Can I not speak up

Mine is 0.1, that's no girl but I shot

He do himself

Bastard

It's time for meeting

Why don't you ask her to leave

Bird, you go home first

No, I go with you

Today no school

She doesn't want to leave

Let her be

Thank you

Pick up, don't waste your time

There only business here

Don't hang around

Taxi, Taxi, how much to Yu-Yee Island

$10,000

OK

She can help us bargain

we don't be cheated by Korean

Let's go, ifs too troublesome

Bird

Cho

You go home first

No

No

Come on, take it

No

Keep it

You wait for me

I'll call you tonight

OK

OK! Take care

Bye-bye, good-bye

It's terrible

after 6 hours of meeting there's still no conclusion

I think he's colour blind

This is a big project

careful consideration is necessary

Anyway we only leave day after tomorrow

let's wait

After that Kinseng Party, there's new excitement tonight

Fantastic

For you

Thank you

It hurts! It hurts

What are you doing? How can you open the door like that

I'm sorry

I don't understand, do you speak English

You've crashed my bicycle, what are you gonna do

My car is scratched by you, you have to pay for it

I'm sorry

That's enough, I will pay you

Here

What do you want, looking so closely

Godfather, can I not go? I want

You don't need to tell me

Being your godfather, I can read your mind

This is for fun, not looking for wife

Fun is OK, but don't get involved. Understand or not

Sure, don't be long winded Godfather

We arc now going to a place

Have fun with girls and new excitement

Let's go

Bird, whafs happened

Bird

Cho

MAY

Why is your voice like this

Nothing

I was too tired and fell asleep

Are you OK

I'm afraid

What are you doing?

Nothing

I've turned on the hot I have to go and turn it off

I'll call you later

Bye

You'd better cool down

OK

Godfather, the girls over there are looking at us

All the girls here are waiting to pick up

Your name

Me? Kam? She, Kamdy

Kam, Kamdy

What does that mean

Have you heard that

Check the quality first

A dick

Are they coming

What happened to your hand

That's dirty

Don't come over

sorfY

You'd better pay

You'd better pay more for your younger brother's sake

Otherwise be will be trouble

This is you second night already

Cheap bastard

You'll be no girls with 2 shots tomorrow morning

No girl 2 shots

Money money

Chds girl washed his underpants for him

I'll have to give her a test

You shower OK

You have special hobbies

Where is it hang

Special service you want

Yes

Give me $50

OK

US$50

What is your name

My name Chung Kow Shing, Shing

Shing! Shing! Shing

Please, No Shing

No Shing? OK

No Shing, no Shing

Don't torture me anymore

Even $30

I should have given $20 more, it would stil1 be under budget

ls it Mr. Koo

Excuse me, I'm Madam Tsui

Yes

I'm sorry, I think we'd change our file and

I need the file now

Would you please kindly return the files to me now

OK, no problem, your address please

The door is open

Please come here

Please help me

Please help me

Do you want something to drink

Yes

Whafs happened to be true

ls this a set-up? Be careful

You drink

You wet

Yes, very wet

You want me to make it dry

Follow me

I will follow you

I'd be dead if she continues to squeeze like that

$orfY~~~

Wet, dry

I'm not

Me wet, you wet

let's go to โ€œWET WET?

G0 t0 bed โ€œWET WET? OK

Who's that man

My husband

Husband

He's dead already

Dead

Go ahead to die

You're so cute, I had 1.3 last night

Two nights together, I goy 4.9

That many? I was super last night

How super'? How many times

One and half

An)' Progress

You called the girl last night

She called me

Madam Tsui

Wonderful

I can't believe even she's a whore

How much did she want

With my charm, I don't have to pay a penny

You'd better be careful

If you get too involved, it'll be painful

Here comes your sample

Godfather, I don't feel too good today

You must be having too much sex, where's the girl

She's gone

You'd better go back to the room and have some Ginseng tea

No meeting today

We are listening to the Boss solo anyway

ls that right

You'd better do what you can

You're married, don't follow his example

If you don't say goodbye to her tonight

you'll be in trouble

Son-of-a-bitch, cheating on me

One word a day

What does prostitution mean

That means pay after sex

No, she didn't ask me to pay

Don't insult her

Maybe she's not a whore

Maybe she likes me

Wanna have free sex

Watch out for pregnancy

That's dangerous

Tsui knows everything about you

if she follow to HK

Or if she pregnant, what are you gonna do

I'll only admit a little finger

When we are having fun outside

we have to be very careful

Otherwise there will be trouble

OK, l'll pay her later

You scarred the shit out of me

She is not that horrible

Still have over 2,000 times unused

Will have to use 3 times tonight, damn Korean

Good morning

Where is Tsui Ching Chi

She fly to Singapore

And she fly to HK next week

I see

You bastard

What can I do for you

My name is Kam Tai Wok

Woman is trouble

You see

This way

Yam Chi Cho

Godfather has finished his long cursing

Had the Boss decided yet

It's ready, he's figured out the budget and signed the contract

He needed all 3 drafts from you

And do it in 3 stages

You certainly don't want it to be finished

so that you can stay for a couple more days

Wanna come back now

Still wanna her one more night

Wanna have more fun

Falling in love with a whore

Look at him

He's in a bad mood, can't find her to pay

Falling in love with everyone! Look at him

The professional girls are like tissue paper

Once you use it, you gonna throw it away

I go home first

Tonight l'll go to your room

What do you say now? Before departure

You two said that you would listen to me

Now all of you broke the rules

One fell in love with a whore

The other got involved

I do this for your own good

Tonight, no matter what happens, you have to follow me

Alright, you're the Godfather

I'll follow what you say

OK, l'll go

This is looking like a man

This is the last night, let's do what we want

OK, lefs go

These are the hookers of Korea

Different types, all are fresh

They all possess special skills

They all sit on the door for people to choose

That's why they are called front door

They are different from the nightclubs in HK

Guarantee that you'll come back after trial

The whole street here

Wherever you go, they are all the same

There are over two hundreds of them

Hei, she's calling us

This is the one

Drink one first

My girl is a shrunken Yip Tung

This is our last night in Korea, let's have great fun

Thanks

We'll not take a penny back to HK

That's great

The ball is bursting

Doesn't it look good

That's another good one

Look at that

Vacuum treatment, thafs great

More

Don't you think that's great

Yes...

That's right, it looks like a real man

You shouldn't have to think about that girl all day

We're running out of time, let's hurry up

I'll go to my room, you two care of yourself

Remember, walking into the room

turn off the TV set immediately

Otherwise when you are doing it

She's watching the TV then the service will not be as good

N0 TV

Are you alright

N0 TV

Come up, hurry up

No time

How can we be quick like this

Come on

Shut up

Hurry up, quick... no time

Rise, rise

The one who doesn't rise

Rise, rise

Don't rise

Never mind

I'll pay, you massage me

Thank you

Rise, rise

What are you singing again

Handsome

Rape? Let's g0

The sooner is better

He's a maniac, all he needs is a woman

Forget it, we're just not in the mood

Bird is really nice

Madam Tsui is nice too

But Godfather really scared the hell out of me

Actually we just want to get

what we can't get in HK

Whafs wrong with that

You're still single and can choose

I wanna change room with you tonight

So that the hooker can't have you tonight

otherwise you'll be hopeless

This girl is in business

She is mine

We walk own way tonight

Your room 1101

1101 my friend

He already fly HK

He's gone

YOU, you come my FOOITI, same same

Your room

Same same

Whafs your name

Nama

Nama

Good name

I'll screw you tonight

Hi, you want to see Cho

Cho fly back to HK, he's gone

Really

Yes

You come into my room, same same

Come

Give it back to Cho

OK, but you come in tonight

Come in, come in to my room

I pay $50

One deal

No over night

Isn't that you this time, Nama

It's good that I don't have to waste the last one

Turn down the light and I'll look better

Come, Nama

Nama

Do you have another one

No

The advertisement said that you're safe

I believe you

Nama

Delay again

we have almost two hours

let's have a cup of coffee

You have a great time your private service

Did you put on the rubber

Of course, no one will do such stupid thing

How about you

Yes

The rubber I used last night was great

It was absolutely safe

It was so impenetrable that it could even hold hot soup

Your girl was crying and asked me to give it back to you last night

Forget it, after a few hours

You'l1 have to go back to HK

To live the same old life and meet the same old people

Stupid kid, what are you thinking of

Where is only a whore, there is no love between them

I'll go to washroom

Bird, this is Cho

Cho. Are you in HK

No. l'm in Kampu Airport, can you come

Godfather, I really couldn't find her last night

Wanna do it one more time

I just feel uncomfortable

It's like I owe someone

I've told you if you don't pay you're gonna get involved

Find a lawyer when you go back to HK

In case if Madam Tsui looks for you

Just like me, get really for a divorce

Where's my luggage

Good luck

Hurry HP

Bird

Crying again

I wanna cry too

No

For you to buy books

No Take it...

Please always remember me

You take care

I'll be back soon

I love you

Honey, time to take a bath

I'll set up for you

It's too early for a bath crazy

Be good, take a bath

Take a bath, today is Saturday

You have to make up for last Thursday

Are you crazy

I was advanced till next Tuesday already

This is the 1st day of the month, we'll start again

It's difficult to start, dear

So are you washing or not

I know, you've been taking too many baths over there

you've been unpeeled

Unpeeled

Cho, do you have dirty cloths for laundry

Right, where's my shoes

Shoes

Didn't I give you the size for you to buy me a pair

Yes, I didn't do it

Forget it, I know you were busy

It's not too expensive in HK either

I have taken half day expecting this

Are you to think of me?

Cho, do you have time now

Whafs the matter

Shit, I think l'm sick

How can it be so quick

My head is itchy

Scratch it then

Not this head, ifs another head

It's also painful there

Which head

Idiot, don't you understand

See you in Gun Bar! Bye

Are you going out

Yes!

That's a waste

Don't be like this

The Godfather taught us

Drink a little more beer, it will come out soon

Waiter, 3jars a beer please OK!

Will it be due to the dry weather

so that you feel itchy

No, it pains when I piss

The beer

May be you're sick and need some herbal medicine

Didn't you wear a condom over there

I've had enough of that home

I get' excited under the situation, can't worry too much

How about you

Me

When I get involved, I couldn't care less too

Now I understand why is it, so difficult for men to get women

This is Saturday, there's no doctor at this time of the day

How about Monday

Ask Godfather. for some instruction

Don't do it, he'll scold us to death

You got it

Shit! l've mixed my underpants with my wife's for laundry

Kill the germs

Wash, wash

Honey, why are you washing the cloths in the middle of the night

are you crazy

No, l'm not

I'm washing my face

You'd better sleep first

It's hot, this germicide is hot

It must be that kind of disease

This kind of doctors are making a fortune

Oh yes, there're two here

What do we do then

I'd say lefs wait until Monday

I can wait, but it can't

Who's it

We have the disease

Come in

Godfather

What a coincidence

I woke up this morning and sneezed 8 times, then I found that

Some liquid is coming out from there

Godfather, how could you be so careless

Haven't you told us a rubber between men and women

How could I know the cling wrap in Korea is not safe

Orange juice, thanks

Coke, thanks

You think this is the coffee shop

Testing your urine

You are too young to fool around you didn't even wear a condom

If your family is infected, then you have trouble

Who's Yam Chi Cho

That's me

You... OK

You will not be so lucky everything

I'm alright

Who's Koo Hon Dot

That's me

Look at it yourself

Doctor, whafs that

That's blood

Blood? AIDS

If you have stones in Kidney or Bladder

then you may bleed when you urinate

Remember to drink more water

never hold your urine

Shit, how can you got that

Many kinds of germs? Where did you get them

What do I do then

Look at it yourself

Godfather

You need an injection, oil based, double portion

I haven't had the shot yet

Did you feel dizzy

Oh yes, doctor

There will be more injections

Give you another vitamin shot

Don't feel bad, Godfather

All men will have V.D., one way or the other

Godfather

What do we do then

Whafs the matter

Whafs the matter

Look at it yourself

Tell me, why

ls this your girlfriend outside

MAY is a good girl

She is a capable girl and she's not a big spender

It's very fare in these days

You have lived together for a year already

Now you are saying that you don't love her

Don't you feel ashamed of yourself

ls the other girl very good

What does she do

Are you saying that the 4 days you had together

is more important than your four years with MAY

Take care

I love you

Cho

Why you lie to me

You've said you love me

You don't understand

Out love is only short time

We came from different world

We don't have future

Want to find true love

Why don't you go back to your girlfriend

MAY

It's my fault

I'm sorry

I will never leave you again

Spend more time with me

Mom has made some soup, come on up

Now? I can't

I think I need at least 4 hours

Where are you

I'm in Yuen Long

I have to punish myself

I'll walk to Kowloon to repent myself

It takes 4 hours to walk

Then you walk faster, we won't wait for you for dinner

OK, Bye-bye

Delay

Delay No More

My dear

I have some insiders information

I'll be promoted having a raise and an overseas assignment

Always like to go overseas, do you have a woman outside

I wouldn't dare

Open the door, dear, I am busy

That's OK, I can open anything

Why are you here

It's very difficult to find you

Who's it, dear

The milkman

What do you want

Your wife

What do you want

I want to see you

There's nothing much to see

I have something to tell you

Oh no, aren't you telling me you're pregnant

Come. See you tonight

OK

Dear

Why does the milkman have so much to say

They are having a price increase

He speaks English too

It's a Holland brand, of course they speak English

Holland milk

Holland milk?

I talked too much

If she's pregnant do I have to be responsible for the little finger

You still dare to pick up girls

Give it back to me

Please give it back to me

No, give it back to me

That's too long, give me back

Too small

Too big, give it back to me

Honey, what's the matter'? Why are you screaming

That's a horror movie, thafs horrible

I have to go out, you'd better sleep first

Come back early

Sir, please buy some banana, they're good

No, thanks

Too long Too long?

Too small Too small?

Does the dream come true

Please come in

OK, let me see what you can do

What do you want

It's all over Fin-nee-dor

You know I have a wife in HK, you understand

I come to HK because l'll get marry tomorrow

I'll never see you

What

I will go to Singapore with my husband

I want to spend one more night with you

You got it

l, also want to make love with you

Let's do it

You are the best man l've ever met

Finally, there's someone who appreciate my charm

WhY

lam a pig killer

Pig killer, you know

Pig killer

Pig killer

Wait a minute, safety first

The crucial moment

Once for every time, keep the doctors away

I'll do my very best this time

Nine shots a girl

Don't forget to pay this time

For you

No No?

Is it enough

It's all for you, for your wedding gift

Present, OK

Thank you

Dolhaveto1.10

And then I

l'll help

Thank you

Here had people wedding

The bride very beautiful

Right

Ready

Smile

Look at the bridegroom who would may someone like him who looks so fool

That's right, foolish looking

You look foolish too and I've married to you

I have a lovely personality

Then tell me who is more beautiful, she or me

She looks more beautiful

But you are better

I'll take it

Honey, what a coincidence, that's beautiful

What beautiful? Thafs only a wild flower

Let's go

Don't take it, it belongs to others

Honey, Happy Birthday

lt.s pretty

Yes, I know you like this kind of car

That's why I bought it for you, ifs rare

Thanks

Why are you suddenly so good to me, dear

We are husband and wife

Since you are so good to me, I'll give you a present

What?

I've decided to have a baby for you

That's great

Let's go home to make it

Men usually treat the wives better

if they are guilty

Do you agree

The Korean project, three of you have done well

The company has decided to give each of you a 50% raise

That's great Thank you!

Now our head office has decided to develop the Thailand market

We'll send you to Bangkok

I want you to do even better than last time

Doctor, is my germ destroyed

Then I can do it again

Thank you, doctor

That's great I will not have to waste

the remaining 2,000 times

Let's go to Thailand

I'll take you to massage, floor shows

Godfather, can we refuse to go

Of course not

as soon as we arrive l'll take you to body massage

The body in Thailand, the body

Body massage is great

Have you hurt

I'm sorry

sorry

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