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Kirk: SPACE:
THE FINAL FRONTIER.
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THESE ARE THE VOYAGES
OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE.
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ITS FIVE-YEAR MISSION:
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS,
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TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE
AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS,
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TO BOLDLY GO
WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.
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Kirk: CAPTAIN'S LOG,
STARDATE 3183.3.
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OUR PRESENT MISSION,
A ROUTINE GEOLOGICAL SURVEY
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OF TYPE-4 ASTEROIDS,
IS NEARING COMPLETION.
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THE CRUISE HAS BEEN UNEVENTFUL,
AND WE ARE NOW APPROACHING
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THE FINAL ASTEROID
IN OUR ASSIGNED SECTOR,
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A FULL 72 HOURS
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
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[RUMBLING]
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SCOTTY,
GIVE US MAXIMUM SHIELDING.
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Scotty: AYE, CAPTAIN!
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MR. SULU, BRING US ABOUT TO
A NEW HEADING OF 9-0-2 MARK 6.
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AYE, AYE, SIR.
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MR. SPOCK!
WHO THE DEVIL'S ATTACKING US?
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ROMULANS, CAPTAIN.
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THEY WERE APPARENTLY LYING
IN WAIT ON THE FAR SIDE OF THAT ASTEROID.
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A COLD-BLOODED AMBUSH!
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LET'S GIVE THE HEATHENS A FIGHT
THEY WON'T SOON FORGET!
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NEGATIVE. WE'VE SUFFERED
DAMAGE AND WE'RE OUTNUMBERED THREE TO ONE.
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I THINK THIS IS AN INSTANCE
WHERE DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.
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CAPTAIN,
I'VE ESTABLISHED CONTACT WITH THE ROMULAN COMMANDER.
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[BEEPING]
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I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
FOR THIS UNPROVOKED ATTACK!
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UNPROVOKED? MY DEAR CAPTAIN,
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YOUR SHIP TRESPASSED
INTO ROMULAN TERRITORY,
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IN DEFIANCE OF
YOUR OWN TREATY.
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WE HAD NO CHOICE
BUT TO DEFEND OURSELVES.
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WE CAME NOWHERE NEAR
ROMULAN TERRITORY.
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I DENY ALL CHARGES
AND PLAN TO FILE
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A DETAILED COMPLAINT
WITH THE FEDERATION.
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YOU SEEM TO FORGET THAT
INVASION OF ROMULAN TERRITORY
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IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
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[CRASHING]
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CAPTAIN, THE ROMULAN SHIPS
ARE OVERTAKING US.
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AT CLOSE RANGE
OUR DEFLECTORS WILL BE UNABLE TO REPEL THEIR ATTACK.
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Sulu: CAPTAIN KIRK!
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AN UNIDENTIFIED ENERGY FIELD
IS DRIFTING INTO OUR PATH.
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STRANGE.
IT'S NOT ON THE CHARTS.
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BUT IT MAY BE
JUST WHAT WE NEED TO SHAKE THE ROMULANS.
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BATTEN DOWN.
WE'RE GOING THROUGH.
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[EXPLOSIVE BUZZING]
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MR. SPOCK,
WHAT ARE OUR CHANCES?
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THE FIELD IS COMPOSED OF HIGHLY
CHARGED SUBATOMIC PARTICLES.
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IF THE DENSITY GROWS
NO WORSE, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO RIDE IT OUT.
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HOLD TOGETHER,
LITTLE DARLING, HOLD TOGETHER.
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IT WORKED--
THE ROMULANS TURNED BACK
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RATHER THAN RISK
THE ENERGY FIELD.
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REDUCE SPEED TO
SUB-WARP CRUISE.
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WE'LL LAY BY HERE
FOR REPAIRS.
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AFTER THAT RIDE
I COULD USE SOME REPAIRS.
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HOW ARE THE REPAIRS
PROGRESSING, SCOTTY?
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JUST FINE, CAPTAIN.
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WE SHOULD BE IN TIPTOP SHAPE
IN ANOTHER 24 HOURS,
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NO THANKS TO THOSE
ROMULAN VULTURES.
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NEVERTHELESS, WE'RE
STILL IN BUSINESS
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AND I PROPOSE A TOAST
TO OUR NARROW ESCAPE.
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Uhura: CHEERS!
SALUD!
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Uhura and Kirk: TO US!
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[LAUGHING]
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HEY, THIS GLASS JUST
LEAKED ALL OVER ME.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
SO DID MINE.
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AND MINE!
IT APPEARS WE'RE ALL VICTIMS
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OF A RATHER
BIZARRE COINCIDENCE.
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THE ODDS AGAINST
SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENING ARE ASTRONOMICAL.
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WHAT COINCIDENCE?
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WE USED TO PULL
STUNTS LIKE THIS
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IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
WITH TRICK GLASSES.
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DON'T LOOK NOW,
BUT WE'VE GOT A PRACTICAL JOKER IN OUR MIDST.
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NOW, LET'S NOT JUMP
TO CONCLUSIONS, BONES.
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YES, WE ALL GOT WET,
SO WHAT'S THE JOKE?
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'TWAS PROBABLY A MINOR SLIP-UP
OF THE FOOD SYNTHESIZERS.
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I'LL CHECK IT OUT
AFTER LUNCH.
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FINE. RIGHT NOW
WHY DON'T WE ALL EAT UP BEFORE OUR FOOD GETS COLD.
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[CREAKING]
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[CHUCKLING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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ANOTHER COINCIDENCE, JIM?
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I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER,
BONES,
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I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER.
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Kirk: CAPTAIN'S LOG,
SUPPLEMENTAL.
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UNUSUAL INCIDENTS
HAVE CONTINUED TO PLAGUE OUR CREW.
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EVEN THE PERCEPTIVE MR. SPOCK
HAS FALLEN VICTIM
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TO THESE
SIMPLE-MINDED PRANKS.
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CURIOUS. VERY CURIOUS.
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WHAT HAVE YOU
GOT THERE, SPOCK?
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CAPTAIN, I FOUND THIS DEVICE
ON MY CONSOLE.
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IT SEEMS TO SERVE
NO USEFUL FUNCTION AND...
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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CAPTAIN?
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[LAUGHING] I'M SORRY, SPOCK.
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IT'S YOUR...
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Kirk: AS THESE LITTLE
SURPRISES HAVE GROWN MORE AND MORE FREQUENT,
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OUR CREW MEMBERS HAVE FOUND THEM
LESS AND LESS AMUSING.
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OFFICER SCOTT,
WON'T YOU JOIN US FOR LUNCH?
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NO, THANKS, AREX.
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I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB
A SANDWICH
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AND GET ME BACK TO WORK.
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VERY GOOD.
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ONE GRILLED CHEESE ON RYE.
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[RATTLING]
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WHAT THE BLAZES?
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HOLD IT JUST
A DOGGONE MINUTE!
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I SAID ONE SANDWICH,
THAT'S ALL!
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SOMEBODY TURN OFF
THIS INFERNAL FOOD FACTORY!
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[LAUGHING]
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EXCUSE ME FOR LAUGHING, BUT...
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GO AHEAD AND LAUGH.
BIG JOKE!
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I'LL BET YOU TWO
ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS, HEY?
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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WE DIDN'T CAUSE THIS TO HAPPEN.
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TELL THAT TO THE CAPTAIN.
I'M REPORTING BOTH OF YOU JUST AS SOON AS I...
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[SPLATTING]
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Kirk: THE SITUATION
HAS REACHED THE POINT
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WHERE FRIENDS
ARE ACCUSING FRIENDS.
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THE ENTIRE CREW IS ON EDGE,
MYSELF INCLUDED.
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OKAY, THIS WHOLE THING
HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
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SIR?
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I'VE JUST PICKED UP MY CLEAN
UNIFORMS FROM THE SERVICE CHUTE
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AND WHEN I PUT THIS ONE ON,
I DISCOVERED THIS.
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[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]
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WHEN YOU ALL FINISH LAUGHING,
I'D APPRECIATE AN EXPLANATION.
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CAPTAIN, I NEVER LAUGH.
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WELL, SOMEBODY CERTAINLY DID.
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CAPTAIN KIRK,
LOOK BEHIND YOU.
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REALLY, M'RESS, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE CLEVER THAN THAT.
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THIS IS NO JOKE, SIR.
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NOW WHAT?
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IT APPEARS TO BE
A LEGITIMATE FOG.
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PERHAPS THE HUMIDIFICATION
SYSTEM IS... HMM.
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HERE, SPOCK. WHOOPS!
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AMAZING. THIS DECK
IS COVERED WITH ICE!
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Kirk: AND IT WAS ALMOST
COVERED WITH US.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
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BUT IT'S GOING TO STOP
BEFORE SOMEONE'S HURT.
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[JUBILANT LAUGHTER]
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THERE'S THAT LAUGH AGAIN.
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SOMETHING AWFULLY
FAMILIAR ABOUT IT.
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WHAT DO YOU MAKE
OF ALL THIS, SPOCK?
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THE EVIDENCE ALL POINTS
TO ONE GUILTY PARTY, CAPTAIN.
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YOU MEAN YOU KNOW
WHO'S BEHIND THESE STUNTS?
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NOT WHO, WHAT.
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I BELIEVE OUR PRACTICAL JOKER
IS THE ENTERPRISE ITSELF.
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OF COURSE!
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THAT LAUGH, IT'S THE VOICE
OF OUR MAIN COMPUTER!
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PRECISELY.
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SPOCK, I WANT ALL HANDS
AT THEIR STATIONS.
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WE'RE GOING TO RUN
A COMPLETE SYSTEMS CHECK
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FROM BOW TO STERN
AND GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
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Uhura: GOOD. THE REC ROOM
IS UNOCCUPIED.
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AT LEAST WE CAN ENJOY
OUR OFF-HOUR
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WITHOUT WORRYING
ABOUT PRACTICAL JOKES.
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JUST WHAT
THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
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Spock over PA:
ALL HANDS TO YOUR STATIONS. THIS IS A GENERAL ALERT.
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REPEAT, ALL HANDS TO YOUR...
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Sulu: WELL, WHAT'LL IT BE,
A SWIM AT THE BEACH?
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[BEEPING]
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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IT IS LOVELY,
BUT I'M MORE IN THE MOOD
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FOR A NICE, QUIET WALK
IN THE WOODS.
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DOCTOR, THAT SOUNDS PERFECT.
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THEN WOODS IT IS.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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McCoy: AH.
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NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
SHALL WE?
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CAPTAIN, CREWMEMBERS McCOY,
SULU AND UHURA
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ARE STILL IN
THE RECREATION ROOM
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AND DO NOT ANSWER
THE CALL TO STATIONS.
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THAT'S STRANGE.
REPEAT THE CALL.
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DR. McCOY, LIEUTENANT UHURA
AND HELMSMAN SULU,
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REPORT TO THE BRIDGE
IMMEDIATELY.
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DR. McCOY,
LIEUTENANT UHURA AND...
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
SO RELAXING.
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AND BEST OF ALL,
NO PRACTICAL JOKES.
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[CHUCKLING]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
Sulu: I'M NOT SURE.
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IT ALMOST SOUNDED
LIKE SOMEONE CHUCKLING.
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IT WAS PROBABLY
JUST ONE OF THE AUDIO TAPES REWINDING.
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COME ON, THERE'S LOTS MORE
TO SEE.
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[COMPUTER CHUCKLES]
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McCoy: LIEUTENANT UHURA,
I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU.
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THIS IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR
WOULD HAVE ORDERED.
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[UHURA SCREAMS]
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[COMPUTER LAUGHING HEARTILY]
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THERE IT IS AGAIN!
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SOMEONE IS DEFINITELY
LAUGHING AT US!
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I'M GOING TO GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS RIGHT NOW.
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Computer:
"GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS."
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[LAUGHING]
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OKAY, WHOEVER YOU ARE,
SO WE FELL FOR YOUR JUVENILE JOKE.
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NOW GET US OUT!
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"FELL" FOR MY JOKE!
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[LAUGHING]
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SPOCK,
QUIZ THE CENTRAL COMPUTER ABOUT McCOY AND THE OTHERS.
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YES, CAPTAIN.
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QUESTION, WHY ARE WE
UNABLE TO COMMUNICATE
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WITH CREWMEMBERS McCOY,
SULU AND UHURA?
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ANSWER. THAT IS FOR ME TO KNOWAND FOR YOU TO FIND OUT.
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DID I HEAR THAT RIGHT?
AFFIRMATIVE.
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THE DYSFUNCTION IS MORE SEVERE
THAN I THOUGHT.
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QUESTION, ARE YOU
DELIBERATELY HOLDING
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OUR MISSING CREWMEMBERS
PRISONER?
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I'LL NEVER TELL.
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LET ME TRY.
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THIS IS CAPTAIN
JAMES T. KIRK SPEAKING.
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YOU ARE PROGRAMMED TO OBEY
ANY DIRECT ORDER I MAY GIVE, CORRECT?
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CORRECT.
VERY WELL.
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I ORDER YOU TO RELEASE
CREWMEMBERS McCOY, SULU AND UHURA IMMEDIATELY.
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SAY "PLEASE."
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WELL, I'LL BE...
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I SUGGEST COMPLIANCE,
CAPTAIN.
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PLEASE!
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SAY "PRETTY PLEASEWITH SUGAR ON."
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SCOTTY!
AYE, CAPTAIN?
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WE'VE GOT SERIOUS TROUBLE
WITH THE MAIN COMPUTER.
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WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
IT'S KIDNAPPED THREE OF OUR CREW.
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KIDNAPPED? BLUE BLAZES!
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00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,883
TO PREVENT ANY FURTHER TROUBLE,
I WANT YOU TO SHUT DOWN ALL LOGIC FUNCTIONS
221
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,677
UNTIL WE CAN GET A HANDLE
ON THE PROBLEM.
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00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,178
AYE, AYE, SIR.
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00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,265
THERE!
224
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,433
WHEN I GET MY HANDS
225
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,767
ON THE CLOWN
WHO'S BEHIND ALL THIS,
226
00:12:06,934 --> 00:12:08,645
I'LL PUT HIM IN SICKBAY
FOR A WEEK!
227
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,979
TEMPER, TEMPER!
228
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,107
PERHAPS THISWILL COOL YOU OFF.
229
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,569
[LAUGHING]
230
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,659
WE'VE GOT A WHITEOUT
CONDITION HERE!
231
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,369
HOW WILL WE EVER
FIND THE EXIT?
232
00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,621
[LAUGHING GLEEFULLY]
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TIME FOR A NAP, OLD GIRL.
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CAPTAIN'S ORDERS.
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[RATTLING]
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00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,140
ENGINEERING TO BRIDGE!
EMERGENCY!
237
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,184
SCOTTY, WHAT THE DEVIL
IS GOING ON?
238
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,730
BEATS ME, SIR!
OUR GRAVITY JUST REVERSED POLARITY ALL BY ITSELF.
239
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,566
AN OBVIOUS DEFENSIVE MANEUVER
BY THE COMPUTER.
240
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,858
THIS IS CRAZY.
241
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,652
OUR OWN COMPUTER'S
DECLARED WAR ON US,
242
00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,404
AND I HAVEN'T
THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHY.
243
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,155
I HAVE A THEORY, CAPTAIN,
244
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,865
BUT FIRST I SUGGEST
245
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,285
THAT IF OFFICER SCOTT
MOVES AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER,
246
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,078
IT MIGHT FEEL
LESS THREATENED.
247
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SCOTTY,
VACATE THE COMPUTER ROOM.
248
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,582
VACATE, SIR? BUT...
249
00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,459
ON THE DOUBLE,
OFFICER SCOTT.
250
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,834
Scotty: AYE, SIR.
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00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,511
[GRUNTING]
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00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:26,180
YOU BLOODY BIG SCATTERBRAIN!
253
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,015
MAKE UP YOUR MONUMENTAL MIND!
254
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,850
CONGRATULATIONS, SPOCK.
YOUR STRATEGY WORKED.
255
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,103
NOW WOULD YOU TELL ME
WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY SHIP?
256
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,439
YOU RECALL THAT ENERGY FIELD
WE PASSED THROUGH?
257
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,232
CERTAINLY.
258
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,192
APPARENTLY, SUBATOMIC PARTICLES
FROM THAT FIELD
259
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,236
HAVE INVADED
OUR COMPUTER'S CIRCUITS,
260
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,281
MUCH LIKE BACTERIA
INFECT LIVING MATTER.
261
00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,450
AS A RESULT, THE ENTERPRISE
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00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:49,370
IS SUFFERING
THE ELECTRONIC EQUIVALENT OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
263
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,622
WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP IT?
264
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,373
I'M AFRAID I DON'T KNOW,
CAPTAIN.
265
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:56,544
ITS ILLOGICAL BEHAVIOR
PRECLUDES A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
266
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:11,309
[WIND HOWLING]
267
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,895
THE TEMPERATURE MUST BE 20 BELOW
AND IT'S STILL DROPPING.
268
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:16,690
[SHUDDERS]
269
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,276
LOOK, THIS IS STILL A ROOM,
NO MATTER HOW IT APPEARS.
270
00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,904
IF WE CAN TRAVEL LONG ENOUGH
IN ONE DIRECTION,
271
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,865
WE'RE BOUND TO REACH A WALL.
272
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,326
THEN WE CAN FEEL
OUR WAY TO AN EXIT.
273
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,496
THEN LET'S MOVE
BEFORE WE ALL TURN INTO ICICLES!
274
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,206
[UHURA SHUDDERING]
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00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,138
Crewman: SEARCH PARTY 7
TO BRIDGE.
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00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,473
BRIDGE HERE. REPORT.
277
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:51,932
Crewman:
CAPTAIN, OUR SENSORS SHOW
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00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,435
THE MISSING CREWMEMBERS
ARE IN THE REC ROOM, ALL RIGHT,
279
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,854
BUT THE DOOR'S JAMMED.
280
00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:57,938
OKAY, STAND BY.
Scotty: ENGINEERING.
281
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:01,192
SCOTTY, WE NEED A WORK CREW
WITH POWER TOOLS TO OPEN A FROZEN DOOR.
282
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,694
HAVE THEM REPORT TO...
283
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,780
[SNICKERING] REPORT TO...
284
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,533
Scotty: CAPTAIN, WHAT IS IT?
ARE YOU ALL...
285
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,868
[LAUGHING]
286
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:11,285
ARE YOU...
287
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,079
[GUFFAWING]
288
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,541
[LAUGHING]
289
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,337
[LAUGHING]
290
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,049
[LAUGHING] COME ON,
SPOCK, WHERE'S...
291
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:29,387
WHERE'S THAT VULCAN
SENSE OF HUMOR?
292
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,681
[ALL LAUGHING]
293
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,059
[PURRS]
294
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,857
HMM. JUST AS I THOUGHT.
295
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,444
SPOCK, WHAT...
296
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,280
WHAT ARE YOU MUMBLING ABOUT?
297
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,199
OUR AIR IS BEING PUMPED
FULL OF NITROUS OXIDE.
298
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,619
BETTER KNOWN AS
"LAUGHING GAS."
299
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:57,415
BUT IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER,
ESPECIALLY FOR VULCANS.
300
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,460
[ALL LAUGHING]
301
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:05,924
Uhura: [LAUGHING]
THIS BLIZZARD KEEPS GETTING WORSE!
302
00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:11,137
Sulu: [LAUGHING]
I KNOW! IF WE DON'T...
303
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,223
IF WE DON'T KEEP MOVING
WE'RE GOING TO FREEZE!
304
00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:16,434
[ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]
305
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,821
Kirk: CAPTAIN'S LOG,
SUPPLEMENTAL.
306
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,906
SOMEHOW SPOCK MANAGED
TO SWITCH ON OUR EMERGENCY AIR
307
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,157
BEFORE COLLAPSING
FROM THE EFFECTS OF THE GAS.
308
00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,992
THE FRESH AIR
QUICKLY REVIVED US,
309
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,828
ALTHOUGH IT'LL BE EXHAUSTED
IN ANOTHER SIX HOURS.
310
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,871
WE MUST CURE
OUR COMPUTER BY THEN
311
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,415
OR THERE'S NO TELLING
WHAT WE'LL BE FORCED TO BREATHE NEXT.
312
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,792
SCOTTY,
HOW'S THE DOOR COMING?
313
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,335
Scotty: CAPTAIN,
NONE OF OUR POWER TOOLS WORK.
314
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,712
SOME KIND OF ENERGY DRAIN
SET UP BY THE SHIP.
315
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,173
WE'RE GIVING IT A MIGHTY GO
WITH THE CROWBARS, THOUGH.
316
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:50,593
Kirk: KEEP AT IT. WE'VE GOT
THREE PEOPLE IN THERE WHOSE LIVES MAY DEPEND ON IT.
317
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,638
YOU TWO BETTER GO ON
WITHOUT ME.
318
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,056
MY OLD LEGS
HAVE GIVEN OUT.
319
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,644
BUT, DOCTOR, WE CAN'T.
320
00:17:02,772 --> 00:17:05,399
WELL,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
321
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:08,778
COME ON, DOCTOR,
WE'RE FINALLY GETTING OUT OF HERE!
322
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,822
I HATE TO BE A PESSIMIST,
323
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:14,534
BUT, UH, THAT MAY NOT BE
AS EASY AS YOU THINK.
324
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,913
AH, THEN AGAIN...
325
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,923
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW GOOD IT IS TO HAVE YOU BACK ON THE BRIDGE,
326
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,424
ALIVE AND WELL.
327
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,927
WE'RE AS HAPPY ABOUT IT
AS YOU ARE, JIM.
328
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,888
I'D JUST LIKE
TO MAKE ONE REQUEST.
329
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,515
SURE, BONES. WHAT?
COULD YOU TURN UP THE HEAT?
330
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,766
[CHUCKLING]
331
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,267
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN...
332
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,353
CAPTAIN, WE'RE UNDERWAY.
333
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:49,402
ENGINE ROOM REPORTS
ALL ENGINES SHUT DOWN,
334
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,987
YET THEY'RE FIRING.
335
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:55,783
CAPTAIN,
THE HELM NO LONGER RESPONDS.
336
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,535
WE'RE COMING ABOUT
TO A NEW HEADING.
337
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,079
AS SOON AS OUR COURSE
STABILIZES, GIVE ME A READING.
338
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,718
COURSE STABILIZING
AT 1-1-4 MARK 12.
339
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,595
WE'RE HEADING BACK
TO THE NEUTRAL ZONE.
340
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,347
AND YOU CAN BET
THOSE ROMULAN SHIPS WILL BE GUNNING FOR US.
341
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:20,558
[COMPUTER LAUGHING]
342
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,065
SENSORS ARE PICKING UP
THREE SHIPS, CAPTAIN.
343
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,276
MAGNIFICATION SHOWS THEM
TO BE ROMULAN WARSHIPS.
344
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,736
WE'RE DECELERATING, SIR.
345
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,863
MAIN CARGO HATCHES
ARE OPENING.
346
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:36,032
I'LL PUT THEM ON
THE VIEWING SCREEN.
347
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,576
[BEEPING]
348
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,829
JIM, WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME
IS GOING ON?
349
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,082
YOU KNOW AS MUCH
AS I DO, BONES.
350
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,757
THE ROMULAN SHIPS
HAVE HALTED THEIR ATTACK.
351
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:56,176
APPARENTLY
THE SIGHT OF A SPACECRAFT 20 TIMES THEIR SIZE
352
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:58,096
HAS GIVEN THEM
SECOND THOUGHTS.
353
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,307
OKAY, I ADMIT
IT'S AN EFFECTIVE BLUFF, BUT SO WHAT?
354
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,558
AS SOON AS THEY
FIGURE IT OUT,
355
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,518
THEY'LL DESTROY
THE BALLOON AND US.
356
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,313
WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE IS A METHOD TO THIS MADNESS.
357
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,023
PLEASE ELABORATE, CAPTAIN.
358
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:13,319
Kirk: THE ENTERPRISE
IS PULLING HER BIGGEST PRACTICAL JOKE OF ALL,
359
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,154
AND THIS TIME, THE JOKE'S
ON THE ROMULANS,
360
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,824
THE SAME ROMULAN SHIPS
THAT DAMAGED THE ENTERPRISE.
361
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:21,452
ARE YOU SUGGESTING
THAT THE ENTERPRISE IS SEEKING REVENGE?
362
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,703
WHAT ELSE?
363
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,831
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE
FOOLS OF THE ROMULANS
364
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,540
BY HAVING THEM
ATTACK A BALLOON,
365
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,128
AND ROMULANS FEAR DISGRACE
MORE THAN DEATH.
366
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,422
Romulan: COMMANDER,
THERE'S NO RADIO RESPONSE FROM THE LARGE SHIP.
367
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,050
VERY WELL.
IT HAS REFUSED SURRENDER.
368
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,052
ADVANCE AT ATTACK SPEED.
369
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,604
[COMPUTER LAUGHING]
370
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,776
WE'VE BEEN TRICKED.
AFTER THEM!
371
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,155
I WANT THAT FEDERATION SHIP
BLASTED INTO SPACE DUST!
372
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,824
[COMPUTER GUFFAWING]
373
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,041
THE ROMULANS
ARE GIVING CHASE.
374
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,834
THEY MUST BE FURIOUS
TO FOLLOW US
375
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,919
THIS DEEP INTO
FEDERATION TERRITORY.
376
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,754
I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE ROMULANS.
377
00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:17,717
I--I--I JUST WANT
TO AVOID THAT ENERGY FIELD WE PASSED THROUGH BEFORE.
378
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,677
HELMSMAN, DO YOU HAVE
A FIX ON IT?
379
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,305
YES, CAPTAIN.
380
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:25,516
OUR COURSE WILL TAKE US
NOWHERE NEAR IT.
381
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:26,600
GOOD!
382
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,395
I COULDN'T FACE GOING
THROUGH THERE AGAIN.
383
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,065
THE ENERGY FIELDFRIGHTENS YOU?
384
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,025
IT PETRIFIES ME.
385
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,860
HOW INTERESTING.
386
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:41,949
WE'RE CHANGING COURSE,
TO A DIRECT BEARING ON THE ENERGY FIELD!
387
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,160
NO! WE CAN'T!
388
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,015
COMMANDER, OUR--OUR INSTRUMENTS
ARE USELESS IN THIS FIELD.
389
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,308
WE'VE LOST CONTACT
WITH THE FEDERATION SHIP.
390
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,978
WE'VE GOT TO CLEAR THIS FIELD
BEFORE OUR SHIPS BREAK UP.
391
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,231
BRING US ABOUT
ON A HEADING FOR HOME.
392
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,485
[COMPUTER LAUGHING]
393
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:24,575
MY CIRCUITS!YOU TRICKED ME, KIRK!
394
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,410
HOW COULD YOU!
395
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,912
WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON?
396
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,206
BONES, THE WORST THING
YOU CAN DO TO A PRACTICAL JOKER
397
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,332
IS TO PLAY
A PRACTICAL JOKE ON THEM.
398
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:38,798
[FADING] IT'S NOT FAIR.
399
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,013
Sulu: THE CONTROLS
ARE RESPONDING NOW.
400
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,267
AND I'M GETTING NORMAL FUNCTION
IN ALL COMPUTER MODES.
401
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,393
THAT LAST PASS
THROUGH THE ENERGY FIELD
402
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,854
APPARENTLY REVERSED
ALL EFFECTS.
403
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:55,397
WELL DONE, JIM.
404
00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,858
CAPTAIN, I'M PICKING UP
STRANGE TRANSMISSIONS
405
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:00,111
FROM THE ROMULAN WARSHIPS.
LISTEN.
406
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:02,196
Romulan commander: TURN OFF
THOSE FOOD SYNTHESIZERS!
407
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,865
WE'RE KNEE-DEEP IN DESSERTS,
AND THEY'RE STILL POURING OUT!
408
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,785
[CHUCKLES] SHALL WE TELL THEM
HOW THEY CAN REVERSE
409
00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:09,495
THE EFFECTS
OF THE FIELD, JIM?
410
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,247
YES, BUT LATER.
411
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,292
LET'S NOT SPOIL
THEIR FUN JUST YET.
412
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,877
[ALL LAUGHING]
413
00:22:16,927 --> 00:22:21,477
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