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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,130 --> 00:00:03,665 SouthParkNews.net SouthPark-TV.com 2 00:00:04,217 --> 00:00:06,710 Season 12 Episode 13 "Elementary School Musical" 3 00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:39,600 Look at Kenny's lunch! A bologna sandwich and water! 4 00:00:39,976 --> 00:00:41,578 Goddamn, your family's poor! 5 00:00:41,838 --> 00:00:44,325 You wanna go see HSM3 tonight? 6 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,668 Bunch of kids from school are gonna go see it again. 7 00:00:46,788 --> 00:00:47,959 What's HSM3? 8 00:00:48,810 --> 00:00:51,087 You know, the sequel to HSM1 and 2. 9 00:00:51,347 --> 00:00:52,797 What's HSM1 and 2? 10 00:00:53,380 --> 00:00:56,530 There's not even condiments on his bologna sandwich! 11 00:00:57,450 --> 00:00:59,320 What's HSM1 and- Dude! 12 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,250 It's only the most popular thing with kids in our age group! 13 00:01:02,370 --> 00:01:04,985 Yeah, where the hell have you guys been? 14 00:01:05,105 --> 00:01:06,105 Peru. 15 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:12,956 Then I saw HSM3 again on Friday and guess who was there? 16 00:01:13,076 --> 00:01:16,446 - Bridon Guermo. - Bridon Guermo? He's such a dream! 17 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:18,657 I'd give anything to be with Bridon Guermo. 18 00:01:18,777 --> 00:01:20,688 But he'd never go for me, I'm nobody. 19 00:01:20,808 --> 00:01:23,828 That's not true, Red. Everyone has something that makes them unique. 20 00:01:24,516 --> 00:01:26,956 Everyone is special in their own way 21 00:01:27,216 --> 00:01:29,959 Move to the beat and let your spirit out 22 00:01:30,219 --> 00:01:33,890 As long as we got each other We'll never have any trouble 23 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:37,346 - That's what being friends is about - Oh, yeah 24 00:01:37,466 --> 00:01:40,470 Everyone is special in their own way 25 00:01:40,730 --> 00:01:42,560 And we'll always be together as one 26 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,100 - What the hell are they doing? - I have no idea. 27 00:01:45,942 --> 00:01:47,514 Together we'll stay 28 00:01:47,939 --> 00:01:51,523 And every kid in school is special in their own way 29 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:54,659 Dude, girls are such fags. 30 00:01:54,896 --> 00:01:56,403 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 31 00:01:56,663 --> 00:02:00,194 Boys... are special in their own way 32 00:02:00,314 --> 00:02:03,500 Girls... are special like a birthday 33 00:02:03,620 --> 00:02:06,371 We'll always be dancing and singing it loud 34 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:10,520 Here he comes! 35 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:13,950 I like having fun in the hot summer sun 36 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:17,105 And grooving to the beat when my homework is all done 37 00:02:17,225 --> 00:02:18,866 If you ask me what I know... 38 00:02:18,986 --> 00:02:21,292 - Who the hell is that? - That's Bridon Guermo. 39 00:02:21,412 --> 00:02:24,305 He's just a 3rd grader, but he can sing and dance better than anybody. 40 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,892 He's already seen HSM3 over 100 times! 41 00:02:28,152 --> 00:02:30,694 Everyone is special in their own way 42 00:02:30,814 --> 00:02:33,210 Special in their own way! 43 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,811 Let it out party people! 44 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:40,309 Are we the only ones here who are completely confused? 45 00:02:40,429 --> 00:02:43,229 Yeah. I guess we better check that movie out. 46 00:02:44,841 --> 00:02:47,674 You gotta go with the status quo 47 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:51,184 If you wanna be a regular Joe Come on now 48 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:54,192 And your dreams are only a beat away 49 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:56,421 Don't let them tell you no 50 00:02:56,807 --> 00:02:59,822 You gotta go with the status quo 51 00:02:59,942 --> 00:03:02,885 Keep singing about the status quo 52 00:03:03,331 --> 00:03:06,351 That's the phrase we know Get down now 53 00:03:06,977 --> 00:03:08,683 This is cool? 54 00:03:09,238 --> 00:03:11,603 Singing about what we know 55 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,128 This is cool. 56 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:16,608 We are really getting old. 57 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:19,944 Go with the status quo 58 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:22,822 That's where we should go 59 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,815 It says this DVD sold more copies than any DVD ever made. 60 00:03:26,935 --> 00:03:30,330 They just released part 3 in theaters and it made 80 million opening weekend. 61 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:33,417 I'm out, guys. If this is what's cool, I think I'm done. 62 00:03:33,537 --> 00:03:35,564 I no longer have any connection to this world. 63 00:03:35,684 --> 00:03:38,834 I'm gonna go home and kill myself. Goodbye, friends. 64 00:03:41,184 --> 00:03:43,845 I don't care how popular being like these kids becomes. 65 00:03:43,965 --> 00:03:46,234 - I'm not doing it. - Me either. Kenny? 66 00:03:46,354 --> 00:03:48,640 - (No fucking way I'm doing it.) - We promise? 67 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,256 We have to swear to each other we'll never become this. 68 00:03:51,376 --> 00:03:53,305 - I swear. - (I swear, too.) 69 00:03:53,425 --> 00:03:54,425 OK. Good. 70 00:04:04,632 --> 00:04:06,619 I thought you were gonna kill yourself. 71 00:04:06,739 --> 00:04:10,835 I tried. Went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine turned on. 72 00:04:10,955 --> 00:04:12,405 But you didn't die? 73 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,084 Freaking hybrids, man. They just don't do the trick anymore. 74 00:04:17,010 --> 00:04:19,128 All right, kids in seats. Kids in seats. 75 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:22,780 Today we are going to discuss the Berlin wall. 76 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:25,436 This was a wall in Germany that actually separated 77 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:28,221 the communist east side and the democratic west side. 78 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:31,850 East side west side Whatever side that you're on 79 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:34,911 As long as we care about each other We can still all have some fun 80 00:04:35,031 --> 00:04:36,031 Ah, man. 81 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,232 Don't sweat what you might get By seeing the other side as a threat 82 00:04:39,492 --> 00:04:40,859 Oh, you kids! 83 00:04:41,119 --> 00:04:43,611 We gotta learn to all get along 84 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:47,797 East side, west side It doesn't matter to me 85 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:51,550 We gotta learn to power through Set each other free 86 00:04:52,026 --> 00:04:55,498 Don't care what other people wear Or the way they like to style their hair 87 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:59,168 Neither side is right or wrong That's why we gotta all get along 88 00:05:01,285 --> 00:05:02,383 This sucks! 89 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:12,607 Do you feel like maybe you're losing her, Stan? 90 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:16,348 I don't know. There's nothing I can do about it anyway. 91 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:19,940 Maybe you should just talk to her. You know, a little conversation. 92 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,710 Tell her what you feel. 93 00:05:22,644 --> 00:05:25,300 Sometimes you feel like there's a burn inside you like a- 94 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:26,680 Just stop. 95 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:28,710 All righty then. 96 00:05:29,769 --> 00:05:31,272 - Wendy? - Hey, Stan. 97 00:05:31,392 --> 00:05:33,288 Look, I just want you to know. 98 00:05:33,408 --> 00:05:36,882 If you want to, you know, be with that Bridon kid, then you should. 99 00:05:37,002 --> 00:05:38,002 What? 100 00:05:38,122 --> 00:05:41,240 I see the way you two are together and I don't wanna be in your way. 101 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:43,167 Stan, that's ridiculous. 102 00:05:43,570 --> 00:05:45,979 - It is? - I would never leave you for Bridon. 103 00:05:46,099 --> 00:05:48,430 - Really? - No way! That'd be stupid! 104 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:52,650 I wouldn't have a chance with Bridon. He can be with any girl he wants! 105 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,706 There you go. Feel better, pal? 106 00:06:00,396 --> 00:06:01,705 What am I supposed to do? 107 00:06:01,825 --> 00:06:04,442 I can't sit and watch some kid steal my girlfriend away! 108 00:06:06,286 --> 00:06:08,714 I mean, Wendy says she'd never leave me for him, 109 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:11,646 but what if she just doesn't wanna hurt my feelings? 110 00:06:11,766 --> 00:06:13,659 She said he could get any girl he wants. 111 00:06:13,779 --> 00:06:16,296 That means if he wanted, he could have my girl. 112 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:20,366 This is all so crazy. I mean really, how could my day get any worse? 113 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:27,548 No! No, I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it! 114 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,950 - Come on! - No, fuck off. I'm not doing it! 115 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:36,314 Aw, jeez. You're no fun. 116 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:41,530 - Hey, Bridon! - Hey. 117 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,280 - Hi, Bridon. - Hi. 118 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,816 - Hey, Bridon! - Hey. 119 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:47,606 Hey, kid. Over here. 120 00:06:48,768 --> 00:06:52,075 Listen. You know this whole singing and dancing thing you do? 121 00:06:52,195 --> 00:06:54,783 I think you need to... ease off a little bit. 122 00:06:54,903 --> 00:06:57,584 Yeah. You think the kids in the school like you, but 123 00:06:57,704 --> 00:06:59,875 actually they're all getting really annoyed. 124 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:01,475 - They are? - You don't know 125 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:05,545 because you're a 3rd grader, but take it from me, you're driving everyone crazy. 126 00:07:06,630 --> 00:07:10,530 I don't blame them. All that singing and dancing. I can't stand it. 127 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,770 - You don't like doing it? - It just isn't me. 128 00:07:13,890 --> 00:07:16,790 What I really wanna do is just play basketball. 129 00:07:16,910 --> 00:07:19,375 - Basketball? - I love it. Always have. 130 00:07:19,495 --> 00:07:22,831 I never miss a game on TV, when my dad isn't making me rehearse. 131 00:07:22,951 --> 00:07:26,075 I'd like to quit singing and dancing forever and just play ball. 132 00:07:26,195 --> 00:07:29,740 You should do that. You should join the basketball team, right now! 133 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:31,620 - I can't. - Yes, you can. 134 00:07:31,740 --> 00:07:33,240 What's stopping you? 135 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:36,589 It's my dad. He thinks basketball is for sissies. 136 00:07:36,709 --> 00:07:38,770 If I don't do what he wants, he beats me. 137 00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:41,992 No, listen. You need to take a stand and tell your dad what you want. 138 00:07:42,112 --> 00:07:44,280 - Really? - When you're a 4th grader, 139 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,035 you'll understand you have to be direct with your parents. 140 00:07:47,155 --> 00:07:51,170 Tell your dad you want to give up singing and dancing and play basketball. 141 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:54,552 You know, you're right. I'll talk to my old man tonight. 142 00:07:55,679 --> 00:07:56,679 Sweet. 143 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:04,830 Sit up properly, Bridon. You know how strict your father is about posture. 144 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:07,050 All right, dear. Dinner's ready. 145 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:11,957 OK, let's eat. 146 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,086 - Dad, I need to talk to you. - That sounds emotional! 147 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,274 What is it, son? What's on your mind? 148 00:08:20,394 --> 00:08:23,122 Whatever it is, you know your dad has the time! 149 00:08:23,763 --> 00:08:27,227 - No, dad. Can we just talk? - If you can talk it, you can sing it. 150 00:08:27,347 --> 00:08:29,462 You can lay down the rhythm and bring it! 151 00:08:29,722 --> 00:08:33,110 Just put a melody to the words that you're saying and soon you'll be- 152 00:08:33,230 --> 00:08:35,680 Dad, I wanna join the basketball team. 153 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,290 What did you say? 154 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,482 This kid at school today told me I should do what I want to do. 155 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:45,686 - That's what I really want to do. - Basketball? 156 00:08:45,946 --> 00:08:48,898 No son of mine is going to be a sweaty little jock! 157 00:08:49,685 --> 00:08:51,225 But it's what I really want. 158 00:08:51,345 --> 00:08:53,653 There's no singing and dancing in basketball! 159 00:08:53,913 --> 00:08:57,257 - That's kind of why I like it. - Don't you even think about it! 160 00:08:57,377 --> 00:09:01,244 If I had a jock for a son, I'd be the laughing stock of the men's choir club! 161 00:09:01,504 --> 00:09:04,413 - It's my life, dad! - Don't make me slap you. 162 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:07,619 I will slap your face so super hard. 163 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:12,170 I am the man of this house! 164 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:14,892 You disrespect me and you're gonna get slapped! 165 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,830 - Maybe you should let him try it. - What did you say, woman? 166 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:22,740 - You aren't being fair. - That's it. I'm gonna slap you! 167 00:09:22,860 --> 00:09:24,100 No, please! 168 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:27,240 I slap you! I slap you! I slap, slap, slap you! 169 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:30,857 I'm slapping you, slapping you silly 'cause you disrespected me! 170 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:34,944 I need to copy your math homework before class. 171 00:09:35,204 --> 00:09:37,192 You're not copying mine, you lazy turd. 172 00:09:37,312 --> 00:09:38,562 Fuck you, Kyle! 173 00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:43,621 And you know We're together at school again 174 00:09:44,022 --> 00:09:45,480 With all of our friends 175 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,958 And you know We'll be doing this forever 176 00:09:49,476 --> 00:09:51,127 My God, shut up! 177 00:09:51,810 --> 00:09:53,337 What a special day 178 00:09:53,597 --> 00:09:57,351 - Shut up! Shut up! - We can say that it's never... 179 00:09:58,950 --> 00:10:00,450 going away! 180 00:10:04,906 --> 00:10:07,690 What happened? I thought you didn't wanna sing and dance anymore. 181 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:11,015 My dad blew a gasket when I told him and then he beat my mom. 182 00:10:11,135 --> 00:10:13,758 What did I tell you? You have to stand up for yourself. 183 00:10:13,878 --> 00:10:14,901 Mr. Garrett! 184 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,835 This kid wants to play basketball. He's really good. 185 00:10:17,955 --> 00:10:20,015 - Really? - I should be getting to class. 186 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:23,836 We sure could use you, kid. I can never find enough kids that wanna play ball. 187 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,983 All the kids and the school funding goes to the theater department. 188 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:29,909 You see? They need you. This is fate, kid. Fate. 189 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,029 I don't know. 190 00:10:31,149 --> 00:10:33,944 Just come in at recess and shoot some balls with the team. 191 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:37,387 Yeah, just go in at recess and shoot some balls with the team, goddammit. 192 00:10:37,507 --> 00:10:38,507 OK. 193 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:45,431 - Hey, that's great, Bridon! - Thanks! 194 00:10:45,551 --> 00:10:47,940 We might have a chance at winning now! 195 00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,060 Bridon! 196 00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:52,688 What are you doing here? What are you doing here? 197 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:55,530 I was just messing around. 198 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:58,784 I drove by the school and saw kids on the playground doing a music number, 199 00:10:58,904 --> 00:11:00,176 and you weren't there! 200 00:11:00,296 --> 00:11:03,200 You're here in the sports gym shooting basketball hoops. 201 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,305 Hey, your kid is really good at this. 202 00:11:05,425 --> 00:11:07,894 Don't talk to me, stupid jock asshole! 203 00:11:08,014 --> 00:11:09,764 Just go easy on him, huh? 204 00:11:11,194 --> 00:11:12,660 You know what this means? 205 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:15,827 It means you're about to get slapped, so you better shut up. 206 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:18,425 If he wants to play ball, you should let him. 207 00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:20,966 I'll do it! I'll slap the shit out of you! 208 00:11:21,086 --> 00:11:24,818 - He's just a kid. - You don't tell me how to raise my son! 209 00:11:24,938 --> 00:11:27,110 - I'll slap it again. - Dad, stop! 210 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:30,754 You trying to turn my son into a little asshole sports person like yourself? 211 00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,963 There. Another slap. Maybe you'll think next time you act you- 212 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,533 Slap it! I slap it! 213 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:39,944 - Dad! Dad, you're hurting me! - Shut up, Bridon! 214 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:42,600 What's going on here, Mr. Guermo? 215 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,870 Get out of my way, Mackey! You want a piece of this? 216 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:50,750 I'll slap everyone in this goddamn school if I have to! 217 00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,940 You are never going to play shooty hoops, do you understand? 218 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:58,553 You are going to sing and dance and be the best at it. 219 00:11:58,673 --> 00:12:01,323 - You're hurting my arm! - Stupid-ass boy! 220 00:12:04,918 --> 00:12:08,046 Oh, that's good. That's good. Yeah, shoot that guy in the face, Kyle. 221 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,216 Yeah, nice. 222 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,117 You guys, this HSM thing isn't gonna go away. 223 00:12:14,237 --> 00:12:16,433 I think we better just get on board with it. 224 00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:18,762 - What? Are you crazy? - No way, dude. 225 00:12:18,882 --> 00:12:21,285 We promised we would never do that. Remember? 226 00:12:21,405 --> 00:12:22,908 - (Yeah!) - I know, but... 227 00:12:23,028 --> 00:12:25,423 We're really starting to become outcasts at school. 228 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,245 We're losing all our credibility. 229 00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:29,612 Look at who you guys are hanging out with now. 230 00:12:29,732 --> 00:12:31,495 Scott Malkinson for Christ's sake! 231 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,794 What so bad about hanging out with me? 232 00:12:35,914 --> 00:12:37,345 Shut up, Scott Malkinson. 233 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,323 "I'm Scott Malkinson. I've got a lisp and I got diabetes." 234 00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:42,248 Hey, don't make fun of my diabetes. 235 00:12:42,368 --> 00:12:45,676 "Don't make fun of my diabetes. I'm Scott Malkinson." 236 00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:48,369 You can rip on him, but you guys are hanging out with him. 237 00:12:48,489 --> 00:12:50,898 Don't you think your clout at school has slipped a little? 238 00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:53,826 You're jealous of that 3rd grader. You think Wendy's gonna go for him 239 00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:55,563 unless you sing and dance, too. 240 00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,724 - (Yeah.) - That isn't true! 241 00:12:59,353 --> 00:13:00,902 OK, that's totally true. 242 00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:04,190 But you guys, we are at risk of becoming the unpopular kids. 243 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,050 Hey, that was my power up pack. 244 00:13:06,170 --> 00:13:09,200 "That was my power up pack. I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes." 245 00:13:12,630 --> 00:13:14,930 HSM is so awesome. 246 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,714 - Mr. Guermo? - What? 247 00:13:23,974 --> 00:13:26,035 We're from Child Protective Services. 248 00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:28,761 There's some concern you might be physically abusing your child. 249 00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,389 What? Who the hell's been saying that? 250 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:35,830 We got a call from a concerned student, who wishes to remain anonymous. 251 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,353 His name is Stan marsh. 252 00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:41,040 You better just turn your asses around and get back in your little car, 253 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,760 because there's a world of hurt about to come your way. 254 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:47,170 Mr. Guermo, we need to come in and have a word with your son. 255 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:48,660 Oh, by all means. 256 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:51,380 You got the balls to come in here, do it. 257 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:52,920 Do it! 258 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,240 Hello, Bridon. My name is Mr. Kelly. 259 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:01,810 We just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes, if that's OK. And just maybe- 260 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:06,180 Yeah! There it is! Slapped you! You probably think I'm finished, huh? 261 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,450 - No! There's another one! - Oh, my God! 262 00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,950 Don't worry, bitch. I didn't forget about you! 263 00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:13,670 There's a slap for you! Slap! Slap! Slap! 264 00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:18,049 Yeah, there you go! Here's a little reach-around back of the head slap! 265 00:14:18,169 --> 00:14:21,580 Oh, God, please! You have to get away. He won't ever stop! 266 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:23,232 Oh, I'm going slap happy! 267 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,400 I'm going slap happy, slap happy! 268 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:29,320 Teaching you a lesson for coming in my house! 269 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:32,352 What are you looking at, Robertson? 270 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:43,930 They're here. The audition results for the school musical are in! 271 00:14:46,273 --> 00:14:48,970 - You got the lead, Wendy! - All right! 272 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:52,075 - Who's the male lead? - No surprise there! It's Bridon! 273 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,400 All right. Bridon, cool! 274 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,170 I get to be a stand-in! 275 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,830 Congratulations, Bridon! Guess we'll be working a lot together. 276 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:03,140 - Yeah, great. - Goddammit! 277 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:07,430 No matter what I do, this kid just won't stop. 278 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:12,509 And now they're gonna be in a show together? Jesus, it's all for me! 279 00:15:12,629 --> 00:15:14,810 They'll probably even have a kissing scene! 280 00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:18,680 What did I do to deserve this? And what am I supposed to do now? 281 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,645 Someone's... 282 00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,589 in the kitchen with Dinah 283 00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,133 Someone's in the kitchen I know 284 00:15:31,393 --> 00:15:35,593 Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah Strumming on the old banjo, and going 285 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,325 Strumming on the old banjo 286 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,373 Go tell Aunt Rhody 287 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,312 Go tell Aunt Rhody 288 00:15:48,612 --> 00:15:52,008 Go tell Aunt Rhody The old gray goose is- 289 00:15:53,690 --> 00:15:56,290 Happy birthday to you 290 00:15:56,627 --> 00:15:58,660 Happy birthday to- 291 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:09,296 Hear the rhythm? Now is the time! The time! 292 00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:11,410 It's time to go to bed! 293 00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:13,640 Yes, time to call it a day! 294 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:17,070 - You the reach the stars- - Please! You have to do something! 295 00:16:17,190 --> 00:16:21,148 - What are you interrupting me for? - It's our son. He's running away. 296 00:16:21,268 --> 00:16:22,268 What? 297 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:25,980 What's going on here? What's this all about? 298 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,741 What do you think you're doing? 299 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,000 - I'm sick of you trying to always- - No. Sing it! 300 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,529 No! I'm sick of singing! 301 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:36,165 Can you believe it? What'd he just say? 302 00:16:36,285 --> 00:16:38,785 What's the matter with kids these days? 303 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:44,164 - Kids these days... - Kids these days! 304 00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:49,206 Just go right back to your room and sing a ballad, mister! 305 00:16:49,326 --> 00:16:50,605 Just let me go. 306 00:16:50,725 --> 00:16:53,173 Go ahead. Make my day. 307 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:57,520 You get upstairs or I will slap you 308 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:02,128 until there's little red hand prints all over your face. 309 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,360 Oh, my God! What was that? 310 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,123 Did you see that? Oh, my God! It hurt so bad! 311 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,603 What the "h" is going on? 312 00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:28,470 - I had to see it to believe it! - I told you guys. 313 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:31,104 He's been watching HSM over and over again. 314 00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:33,992 Actually, this is HSM2. It has a dance-along part. 315 00:17:34,112 --> 00:17:36,690 We said we wouldn't a part of this fad and look at you. 316 00:17:36,810 --> 00:17:38,177 (Look at yourself, man!) 317 00:17:38,437 --> 00:17:42,181 You might be fine with being outcasts and hanging out with Scott, but I'm not. 318 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:45,300 You know what? At least Scott has some self-respect! 319 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:48,687 At least Scott doesn't cave in to peer pressure and start doing musicals! 320 00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:52,066 Scott has a lisp and diabetes! Nobody's gonna let him do a musical! 321 00:17:52,326 --> 00:17:56,144 That's enough. It's not cool. Lots of kids have diabetes, and you shouldn't- 322 00:17:56,264 --> 00:17:59,381 "Don't rip on kids with diabetes. That's not cool. I'm Scott Malkinson." 323 00:17:59,501 --> 00:18:02,156 Look, guys, the world is changing. 324 00:18:02,276 --> 00:18:04,626 We can't fight it. We have to change with it. 325 00:18:04,746 --> 00:18:07,123 I've been watching these movies and from the looks of it, 326 00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:10,125 there's gonna be a lot more singing and dancing in high school. 327 00:18:10,385 --> 00:18:13,156 And if you think we'll gain any respect by ignoring this thing 328 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:16,076 and being individuals, then think about this. 329 00:18:16,653 --> 00:18:21,095 Right now, everyone thinks Butters is way cooler than any of you. 330 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,224 That's a low blow, Stan. 331 00:18:31,595 --> 00:18:34,145 Third team foul on Westchester Bobcats, m'kay. 332 00:18:34,265 --> 00:18:35,818 Ball goes back over to the cows. 333 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:39,120 All right. You ready to get in there, Bridon? 334 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,782 - I'm ready, coach. - Give them hell! 335 00:18:48,732 --> 00:18:50,791 Just a minute to go in the first quarter. 336 00:19:27,379 --> 00:19:30,219 Bridon, how come you weren't at musical rehearsals last night? 337 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:31,917 I joined the basketball team. 338 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,566 I gave up singing and dancing forever. I'm just not into it. 339 00:19:34,686 --> 00:19:36,373 - You gave it up? - That's right. 340 00:19:36,493 --> 00:19:39,508 You know, sometimes you just have to go with what your heart tells you. 341 00:19:39,628 --> 00:19:43,040 There's things we're all good at. We can't keep them bottled up inside. 342 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,609 'Cause you gotta do what you wanna do 343 00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:50,704 Don't let nothing get in your way Chase your dream every day 344 00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,980 True, girl, you know it's true 345 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:56,080 That if you really wanna be you 346 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,901 You gotta do what you wanna do 347 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,103 He was unhappy 'cause he just wanted to play ball 348 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,867 But he finally got the courage to answer his heart's call 349 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,600 Just like me, all I ever wanted was to sing and dance 350 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,680 And now that I stood up for my dream I finally have the chance 351 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,921 You gotta do what you wanna do 352 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,839 Even if other people don't really want you to 353 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:24,092 True, girl, you know it's true 354 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:29,014 That the thing you want to do is the thing that you should do 355 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:33,720 Some kids think I'm strange 'cause I like studying for an exam 356 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:37,022 But I don't let that bother me because it's who I am 357 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,910 And I like nothing better than making fun of Jews 358 00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:44,093 And ripping on black people though some people think it's rude 359 00:20:44,213 --> 00:20:47,339 - But you gotta - Do what you wanna do 360 00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:51,858 Just make sure that what you're doing is what's cool and popular with everyone 361 00:20:51,978 --> 00:20:54,331 Chew, baby, chew and chew 362 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,100 Bridon, can we watch you practice basketball? 363 00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,220 Sure. 364 00:21:00,514 --> 00:21:04,114 - Dude, don't have restraint - Don't stress or you just might faint 365 00:21:04,234 --> 00:21:06,288 (If you wanna get high and jack off, it's cool) 366 00:21:06,408 --> 00:21:10,842 - You gotta do what you wanna do - Do what you wanna do 367 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:15,044 As long as what you wanna do is what everybody wants you to 368 00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:17,608 Glue, baby, buy some glue 369 00:21:18,107 --> 00:21:21,155 - Just in case what you're doing- - Hey, guys. 370 00:21:21,275 --> 00:21:22,433 Hey, guys! 371 00:21:27,499 --> 00:21:28,813 Where'd everybody go? 372 00:21:28,933 --> 00:21:32,493 The girls all wanted to go watch that Bridon kid practice basketball. 373 00:21:32,613 --> 00:21:34,870 But the girls like singing and dancing. 374 00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:39,140 No. I think the girls just like that Bridon kid, no matter what he does. 375 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,496 But- No, we just- 376 00:21:42,029 --> 00:21:44,279 No, wait! 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