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Hey, baby!

Here, go ahead and put your stuff up here.

Um... Aren't you excited?

Uh, yeah, but, uh... Where am I going to sleep?

Well, this is the only room left, so you're going to sleep here with me.

I gotta sleep on the floor?

No, sweetie. Sleep in bed with me.

It's a big bed. We can all sit.

I can't sleep in the same bed as my mom.

I'm your stepmom.

And you most definitely can and will sleep in the same bed. I mean, come on.

Like a queen -size bed. It's going to be okay.

Why don't I just... The whole family's here. I can just go sleep with my

cousins. No, no, no.

I know exactly what you're going to do. When you get with your cousins, you stay

up all night.

We've driven hours.

It's late. They're in bed right now.

Just unpack your stuff.

It's just for one night.

Tomorrow's your big day.

Yeah, but I...

Like, I can just, like, I can go to sleep with them, and then it'll just,

promise I'll go to sleep.

Sweetie, every time you're with your cousins, it's video games all night, you

don't go to sleep at all, and then the next day, you're super cranky.

Tomorrow, we're going to be outside all day, walking around the theme parks,

which we've driven all this way for.

So, that's not happening.

Come on, it's just from the night.

Okay?

Okay.

Come on, tomorrow's your birthday.

You were so excited for this trip and you've been so good the entire way.

Helping me navigate, not complaining about the long drive.

So don't start now.

Just get unpacked and...

Get a good night's rest, okay?

Okay. Come here.

Well,

your aunt says hi.

Hi.

She has quite the day planned out for us tomorrow, so we definitely need to get

a full night's sleep.

Now she gets.

Maybe a full day.

It's supposed to be my birthday. Do you want me to do whatever I want?

Yeah. Yeah. I promise.

We're going to do everything you want.

And if her plan is too crazy, then we'll just sneak off. Just you and I, okay?

Okay. But seriously, she wants to go to everything.

Are we going to get to go to the pizza place that I wanted to go

to? Sweetheart, I promise you're going to get to do everything that you want.

It's just your aunt. She has an agenda, and she has everything scheduled out

for the entire day starting around 6 in the morning.

Oh, that's early.

It's super early and that's why everyone's asleep right now.

I'm telling you.

There's people sleeping on the couch. The whole family is here.

Just to celebrate you.

Aww.

That's nice of them.

Can I... Are we going to get to like... Can I go on the go -karts and stuff with

my cousins?

Yes, you can go on the go -karts. You can go on every ride.

Every single thing, you get to skip the line, whatever those are called.

So, yes, it's going to be an amazing day.

That's going to be cool.

It's going to be so cool. We can do, like, all the things. All the things. I

told you.

You just have to bear with us.

The whole family's here, so it's going to be, you know, a little hectic, but

know how it goes.

Like I said, if there's anything that we're missing that you want to do, you

I will just go.

Antiparas isn't going to get mad or anything?

No, Antiparas is not going to get mad. You just know how she gets.

We definitely need to get some sleep or else we're going to be

super tired.

Okay.

Will you hit the light?

It's right over there. No, I don't like it when it's dark.

I forgot you need your nightlight. I didn't even realize there's nothing in

here.

You're so sweet.

Okay, well.

Get some shut -eye, okay? Mommy loves you.

I love you too, Mommy. Good night.

Good night.

Do you have an erection right now?

Yeah.

That is so inappropriate,

sweetie.

Why'd you make it go away?

I don't know how.

Honey, just think of something different.

I'm not thinking of anything. It just happened.

I know that these things happen at this age, but we need to get some rest, and

it's poking me.

I'm sorry.

Just think of something different. Think of your grandma or something. You know,

whatever.

Okay, it's still there. I can still feel it.

Just... You can't make it go down?

No, I don't know how. I normally... It's just stuff.

What?

How do you normally make it go away?

I... I don't want to talk about it with my mom.

I need to get some rest. I'm keeping you awake.

Well, I can just, like, go to the bathroom.

No, no.

Don't go to the bathroom. You'll wake everyone up. Everyone's asleep. It's got

to be, like, 3 o 'clock in the morning right now.

Here, just... Put it... Just put it against me.

And don't move. Maybe it'll go down.

Okay? Okay. Just... Just put it, like...

Right there.

Okay?

And just don't move.

Okay. Stay still.

Please, just close your eyes and get some rest.

You're not staying still.

I'm trying.

You're not staying still.

And it's definitely still there.

It's always there.

You need to make it go away.

But you don't want me to go to the bathroom?

No, it's too loud. You're even being too loud right now. Shh.

Here.

I need you to stop moving, okay?

Okay. So just... Here, put it...

Just put it in here.

And stay still.

Okay? Mm -hmm.

Just leave it.

Okay? And don't move.

It'll go away.

It popped out.

You should know how to take care of us.

Better? Yeah.

Go to bed.

I'm just trying to get comfortable. I gotta adjust.

I'm moving.

I can't help it. Honey, come on.

This has to go away.

I need you to stay still, okay?

So just stick it in a little bit.

What do you mean? Just stay still.

That's going to keep you from moving.

What do you mean?

Just stick it in.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

That is much bigger than I'm used to.

Oh.

Oh, sweetie.

Wow.

That is...

Much, much bigger than your father's.

Just... Oh!

Just... Put it in a little and leave it.

I promise, it'll go down.

Mommy was definitely not ready for this.

It doesn't seem to want to fit. I know, it's so big.

I didn't expect it to be so big for such a little boy.

Oh, wow.

But mommy wants to help you.

Yeah, just get it wet.

Maybe if you, like, spread it.

Oh, my God.

Just a little, okay?

Just a little bit.

It is a little bit. Just a little.

Hey, you said I'm not supposed to move.

Uh -huh.

You're not.

Just let, just let me move.

Just, just a little.

That's, that's helping, right? Mm -hmm.

That feels good, right? Mm -hmm.

That feels great, Molly.

That feels great for me, too.

This is really good for mommy.

I felt this good at one time.

really good.

It feels really good, mommy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

I had no idea.

This is such a big problem.

It's so big.

Oh, it's so big.

Oh, yeah.

Just let mommy help you.

Thanks, Mommy.

Oh,

my

God. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I just thought you'd be up all night with that.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

I'm just keeping it ceremonial, okay?

Mm -hmm.

Make sure it stays in there.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

I promise it'll be better soon.

Oh well.

You keep this between you and I, okay?

I just want it to be so we can go to bed.

We need to take care of this.

Here, let me get on top of it.

Remember to be quiet.

Eek!

So good.

This will be our little secret, okay?

Nobody can know.

Do not open your cousins or your friends, okay?

sleep.

It was just all that stress from the traveling.

Let me see how wet you made mommy.

Amen.