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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:17,040 Hey, baby! 2 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:23,780 Here, go ahead and put your stuff up here. 3 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:31,940 Um... Aren't you excited? 4 00:00:33,420 --> 00:00:39,540 Uh, yeah, but, uh... Where am I going to sleep? 5 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:44,620 Well, this is the only room left, so you're going to sleep here with me. 6 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,240 I gotta sleep on the floor? 7 00:00:48,220 --> 00:00:50,880 No, sweetie. Sleep in bed with me. 8 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:53,480 It's a big bed. We can all sit. 9 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:56,780 I can't sleep in the same bed as my mom. 10 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,780 I'm your stepmom. 11 00:01:01,660 --> 00:01:06,720 And you most definitely can and will sleep in the same bed. I mean, come on. 12 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,060 Like a queen -size bed. It's going to be okay. 13 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:14,480 Why don't I just... The whole family's here. I can just go sleep with my 14 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,640 cousins. No, no, no. 15 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,940 I know exactly what you're going to do. When you get with your cousins, you stay 16 00:01:20,940 --> 00:01:21,940 up all night. 17 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,140 We've driven hours. 18 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,840 It's late. They're in bed right now. 19 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,680 Just unpack your stuff. 20 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:32,160 It's just for one night. 21 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,480 Tomorrow's your big day. 22 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,380 Yeah, but I... 23 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:43,320 Like, I can just, like, I can go to sleep with them, and then it'll just, 24 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:44,500 promise I'll go to sleep. 25 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:50,840 Sweetie, every time you're with your cousins, it's video games all night, you 26 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,720 don't go to sleep at all, and then the next day, you're super cranky. 27 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:59,360 Tomorrow, we're going to be outside all day, walking around the theme parks, 28 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,900 which we've driven all this way for. 29 00:02:03,140 --> 00:02:05,060 So, that's not happening. 30 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,500 Come on, it's just from the night. 31 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:10,340 Okay? 32 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:12,740 Okay. 33 00:02:14,180 --> 00:02:16,220 Come on, tomorrow's your birthday. 34 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:22,360 You were so excited for this trip and you've been so good the entire way. 35 00:02:23,140 --> 00:02:26,820 Helping me navigate, not complaining about the long drive. 36 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:28,320 So don't start now. 37 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:33,840 Just get unpacked and... 38 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:35,570 Get a good night's rest, okay? 39 00:02:36,770 --> 00:02:38,150 Okay. Come here. 40 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:44,850 Well, 41 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,310 your aunt says hi. 42 00:02:53,470 --> 00:02:54,470 Hi. 43 00:02:54,910 --> 00:03:01,330 She has quite the day planned out for us tomorrow, so we definitely need to get 44 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:02,650 a full night's sleep. 45 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Now she gets. 46 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:07,420 Maybe a full day. 47 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,620 It's supposed to be my birthday. Do you want me to do whatever I want? 48 00:03:11,260 --> 00:03:13,160 Yeah. Yeah. I promise. 49 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,700 We're going to do everything you want. 50 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:22,440 And if her plan is too crazy, then we'll just sneak off. Just you and I, okay? 51 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:28,460 Okay. But seriously, she wants to go to everything. 52 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:41,470 Are we going to get to go to the pizza place that I wanted to go 53 00:03:41,470 --> 00:03:46,710 to? Sweetheart, I promise you're going to get to do everything that you want. 54 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:54,750 It's just your aunt. She has an agenda, and she has everything scheduled out 55 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:59,630 for the entire day starting around 6 in the morning. 56 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:02,490 Oh, that's early. 57 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:05,580 It's super early and that's why everyone's asleep right now. 58 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,120 I'm telling you. 59 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:10,440 There's people sleeping on the couch. The whole family is here. 60 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,380 Just to celebrate you. 61 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,020 Aww. 62 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,920 That's nice of them. 63 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:26,620 Can I... Are we going to get to like... Can I go on the go -karts and stuff with 64 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,060 my cousins? 65 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,940 Yes, you can go on the go -karts. You can go on every ride. 66 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,140 Every single thing, you get to skip the line, whatever those are called. 67 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,140 So, yes, it's going to be an amazing day. 68 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:42,319 That's going to be cool. 69 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:46,200 It's going to be so cool. We can do, like, all the things. All the things. I 70 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,200 told you. 71 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,760 You just have to bear with us. 72 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:57,580 The whole family's here, so it's going to be, you know, a little hectic, but 73 00:04:57,580 --> 00:04:58,419 know how it goes. 74 00:04:58,420 --> 00:05:03,540 Like I said, if there's anything that we're missing that you want to do, you 75 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:04,540 I will just go. 76 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,920 Antiparas isn't going to get mad or anything? 77 00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:11,820 No, Antiparas is not going to get mad. You just know how she gets. 78 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:20,160 We definitely need to get some sleep or else we're going to be 79 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,140 super tired. 80 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,600 Okay. 81 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:36,720 Will you hit the light? 82 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:47,020 It's right over there. No, I don't like it when it's dark. 83 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:55,080 I forgot you need your nightlight. I didn't even realize there's nothing in 84 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,080 here. 85 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,540 You're so sweet. 86 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,240 Okay, well. 87 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,180 Get some shut -eye, okay? Mommy loves you. 88 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,960 I love you too, Mommy. Good night. 89 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:07,240 Good night. 90 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,840 Do you have an erection right now? 91 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,180 Yeah. 92 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,660 That is so inappropriate, 93 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:28,380 sweetie. 94 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,180 Why'd you make it go away? 95 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:35,410 I don't know how. 96 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:38,530 Honey, just think of something different. 97 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:41,390 I'm not thinking of anything. It just happened. 98 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:47,270 I know that these things happen at this age, but we need to get some rest, and 99 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:48,270 it's poking me. 100 00:06:48,650 --> 00:06:49,650 I'm sorry. 101 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:54,150 Just think of something different. Think of your grandma or something. You know, 102 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,150 whatever. 103 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,320 Okay, it's still there. I can still feel it. 104 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:20,680 Just... You can't make it go down? 105 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:25,980 No, I don't know how. I normally... It's just stuff. 106 00:07:27,220 --> 00:07:28,220 What? 107 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:30,720 How do you normally make it go away? 108 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:35,240 I... I don't want to talk about it with my mom. 109 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:42,920 I need to get some rest. I'm keeping you awake. 110 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:47,780 Well, I can just, like, go to the bathroom. 111 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:49,020 No, no. 112 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:52,340 Don't go to the bathroom. You'll wake everyone up. Everyone's asleep. It's got 113 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,900 to be, like, 3 o 'clock in the morning right now. 114 00:07:56,460 --> 00:08:01,300 Here, just... Put it... Just put it against me. 115 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:05,000 And don't move. Maybe it'll go down. 116 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:09,580 Okay? Okay. Just... Just put it, like... 117 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,280 Right there. 118 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,720 Okay? 119 00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,880 And just don't move. 120 00:08:20,220 --> 00:08:21,800 Okay. Stay still. 121 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:26,340 Please, just close your eyes and get some rest. 122 00:08:39,299 --> 00:08:40,440 You're not staying still. 123 00:08:40,820 --> 00:08:42,059 I'm trying. 124 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:43,320 You're not staying still. 125 00:08:43,850 --> 00:08:45,110 And it's definitely still there. 126 00:08:46,490 --> 00:08:47,490 It's always there. 127 00:08:48,870 --> 00:08:50,630 You need to make it go away. 128 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:54,870 But you don't want me to go to the bathroom? 129 00:08:55,170 --> 00:08:58,370 No, it's too loud. You're even being too loud right now. Shh. 130 00:09:00,050 --> 00:09:01,050 Here. 131 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:03,370 I need you to stop moving, okay? 132 00:09:03,570 --> 00:09:09,950 Okay. So just... Here, put it... 133 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,910 Just put it in here. 134 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640 And stay still. 135 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,400 Okay? Mm -hmm. 136 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,800 Just leave it. 137 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:28,260 Okay? And don't move. 138 00:09:29,540 --> 00:09:30,540 It'll go away. 139 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:39,860 It popped out. 140 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,940 You should know how to take care of us. 141 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,300 Better? Yeah. 142 00:09:58,820 --> 00:09:59,820 Go to bed. 143 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,560 I'm just trying to get comfortable. I gotta adjust. 144 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:37,750 I'm moving. 145 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:41,010 I can't help it. Honey, come on. 146 00:10:42,970 --> 00:10:46,270 This has to go away. 147 00:10:47,390 --> 00:10:50,470 I need you to stay still, okay? 148 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:54,070 So just stick it in a little bit. 149 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,730 What do you mean? Just stay still. 150 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,170 That's going to keep you from moving. 151 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,049 What do you mean? 152 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,170 Just stick it in. 153 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:27,920 I'm sorry. 154 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,380 Oh, my God. 155 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,040 Oh, my God. 156 00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,460 Wow. 157 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:44,620 That is much bigger than I'm used to. 158 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,500 Oh. 159 00:11:49,420 --> 00:11:50,420 Oh, sweetie. 160 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:51,940 Wow. 161 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,840 That is... 162 00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,470 Much, much bigger than your father's. 163 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:02,450 Just... Oh! 164 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:09,630 Just... Put it in a little and leave it. 165 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:14,990 I promise, it'll go down. 166 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,300 Mommy was definitely not ready for this. 167 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,240 It doesn't seem to want to fit. I know, it's so big. 168 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:48,060 I didn't expect it to be so big for such a little boy. 169 00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,700 Oh, wow. 170 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,740 But mommy wants to help you. 171 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,680 Yeah, just get it wet. 172 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,010 Maybe if you, like, spread it. 173 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,210 Oh, my God. 174 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,110 Just a little, okay? 175 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:28,590 Just a little bit. 176 00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:31,290 It is a little bit. Just a little. 177 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:52,880 Hey, you said I'm not supposed to move. 178 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,100 Uh -huh. 179 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,120 You're not. 180 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,360 Just let, just let me move. 181 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,760 Just, just a little. 182 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,920 That's, that's helping, right? Mm -hmm. 183 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,380 That feels good, right? Mm -hmm. 184 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:23,700 That feels great, Molly. 185 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:28,540 That feels great for me, too. 186 00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:55,990 This is really good for mommy. 187 00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,980 I felt this good at one time. 188 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:18,770 really good. 189 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:20,930 It feels really good, mommy. 190 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,930 Oh, yeah. 191 00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,550 Oh, 192 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:27,490 I had no idea. 193 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:29,810 This is such a big problem. 194 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:31,550 It's so big. 195 00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:33,610 Oh, it's so big. 196 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,250 Oh, yeah. 197 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,670 Just let mommy help you. 198 00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,620 Thanks, Mommy. 199 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,240 Oh, 200 00:16:50,440 --> 00:17:00,760 my 201 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,980 God. Yeah. 202 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,400 Yeah. 203 00:17:08,859 --> 00:17:13,160 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 204 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,160 I just thought you'd be up all night with that. 205 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:24,079 Yeah. 206 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,700 Oh, yes. 207 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:30,880 Yeah. 208 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,580 I'm just keeping it ceremonial, okay? 209 00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:39,579 Mm -hmm. 210 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,160 Make sure it stays in there. 211 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,900 Okay. Oh, yeah. 212 00:18:04,430 --> 00:18:05,650 I promise it'll be better soon. 213 00:18:55,340 --> 00:18:58,140 Oh well. 214 00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:23,130 You keep this between you and I, okay? 215 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,850 I just want it to be so we can go to bed. 216 00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:29,390 We need to take care of this. 217 00:19:32,730 --> 00:19:34,810 Here, let me get on top of it. 218 00:19:43,410 --> 00:19:47,670 Remember to be quiet. 219 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,960 Eek! 220 00:26:03,470 --> 00:26:04,470 So good. 221 00:26:09,070 --> 00:26:11,050 This will be our little secret, okay? 222 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,710 Nobody can know. 223 00:26:21,990 --> 00:26:25,930 Do not open your cousins or your friends, okay? 224 00:27:18,950 --> 00:27:19,950 sleep. 225 00:27:20,670 --> 00:27:24,090 It was just all that stress from the traveling. 226 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:48,720 Let me see how wet you made mommy. 227 00:29:21,390 --> 00:29:22,390 Amen. 14894