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Hi, I'm River, and I might be getting a new stepbrother soon.

You know, I'm a real country girl.

I don't just wear the boots.

We're going to be going through my potential stepsister's room. So she's

obviously into music.

That's not a tuner?

Guy. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed!

Definitely not for private consumption.

Oh my god, not that hair!

I am an excellent bull rider.

I'm River, and I might be getting a new stepbrother soon, if he likes what he

sees. You know, I'm a real country girl, and I don't just wear the boots.

I get down and dirty with him on my farm.

But I also have a fun side.

I like to sing and write songs on my guitar. So I really hope that my

stepbrother likes what he sees.

Hey, guys. I'm Jay.

So... Oh, he's cute.

Welcome. We're going to be going through my potential stepsister's room.

She's a good fit.

We've got to see if combining our families is really worth this whole

So we'll see if she can, you know, be as cool as her room makes out to be.

See what we can find in here.

So come on in. Let's check this out.

All right, so we have kind of a dirty room with some guitars and pants

everywhere. Come closer. Come on in.

I mean, I'm going to want my stepsister to be much more clean than this,

but it's okay. It happens to the best of us. It's our room.

I hope you wouldn't judge right off the bat.

All right, so first off, these pictures I'm going to guess is probably her.

Uh, it looks like she's a real cowgirl, guys.

Like, what's this?

Long -lived cowgirls?

Like, who has that? Unless, you know, you're not from the country.

You know what I'm saying?

Do I look good in this hat, guys?

I'm a very real cowgirl, that's for sure.

Oh, he's cute in my hat. I like that.

Well, she probably looks okay in it. So, I mean... Ugh.

We've got some muddy jeans, of course.

You know, what's the cowgirl without the muddy jeans?

I may need the hazard kit for this one, guys.

Thank you.

Seems like she rolls around with the pigs or something, guys.

I don't know if that's dirt or sand or... I

don't know. Farm girls, you never know.

All right.

Move this out of the way.

Cool. And they're overalls.

What do you know? Leave that with that one. I'm going to leave this on in case

there's anything else.

Guilty as charged, but wow.

He's being a little bit ridiculous with the glove.

I guess he can't handle the dirt.

All right, let's check the stuff out over here.

We have the...

Guitar so she's obviously into music and we have this weird tuner up here.

We have this other tuner down in the middle This tuner in the middle

that's not a tuner oh

My god, I'm so embarrassed oh

My god

Guys.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah,

just a little vibrator, guys.

Good thing I wore the hazard gloves.

All right, we'll just pretend like we didn't see that for now.

She's old enough to have that stuff. I'm sure her mom knows.

So let's check out more of her stuff.

Maybe some drawers. That'll be very interesting.

Based on what we have, I mean, it looks like she probably has no clothes in the

drawers based on clothes being kind of everywhere else.

But it's okay. I'm sure she's smart and busy and into sports and all that, and

maybe she can help me do my homework.

But let's check out her drawers.

I don't even know what to say right now. I'm so embarrassed.

Um, we have bras and panties. Oh my God, not that pair.

And they're different colors and sparkly and

like, what's this one?

Yeah, that's definitely not for private consumption.

Who is this man? Oh my God.

Maybe she's got this for a boyfriend or something, which that's not my issue.

Okay, I can tell that she's a freak.

But we'll close that for now.

Maybe some other drawers.

Definitely another guitar.

That's empty.

Cool.

I don't want to break anything.

Got a cute little horse.

Awesome. So I think we got an idea of what we're working with here.

She obviously likes country music.

Of course, who doesn't like country music?

She likes the dirt and she likes to get her boots wet.

Hell no, I'm not from the city.

Who does this boy think I am?

Hopefully she's not too much of a farm girl and doesn't track mud in and always

have to clean up around the house, but maybe we'll get along. Maybe this is all

worth it in the end.

I mean, her parents have to get along one way or another.

So I guess find out soon if she's fit out to be my stepsister.

All right, guys. I think I'm ready to meet my potential stepsister.

Well, howdy there.

Nice to meet you.

Say, you forgot your hat.

Well, at least I don't find anything like that.

So what do you think? Do you think we can make it a stepbrother and sister?

Well, what I think is that you do like to roll around in the mud.

And you know how to have fun around here.

Well, I may be a simple country girl, but I do know how to keep things

interesting.

Yeah? How so?

Well, I know how to wrestle some hay and I can wrestle

a pig.

Oh, is that right?

And...

I'm an excellent bull rider.

Oh my god.

Yeehaw.

Oh,

my gosh.

I bet you don't mind a dirty girl now, do you?

Oh my God, I prefer it.

Yes.

Thank you.

Rough around the edges.

It's not a bad thing. It's a great thing, but it might be a little too much

me.

So I think I've made my decision, and I will not be your stepbrother.

What?

I'm sorry, but it's a little too much for me. I'm just a city boy.

I guess I should have seen this coming.

City boys and country girls only work out in songs.

Nice to meet you.

Don't let the door hit your cute ass on the way out.

Oh, well.

That's why I got my trusty Dusty right here.