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Hi, my name's Parker, and I'm the man of the hour.

Today I'll be picking a new stepsister out of the two girls I'll be hanging out

with today.

I'm looking for a stepsister who's going to be nice, outgoing, fun to be around,

hopefully really hot.

Hi, I'm Scarlett, and as weird as it sounds, today I might be getting a new

stepbrother. I like to have fun and stay far away from drama.

Hi. I'm Jade, and whoever else is here today better just head out the door

because I'm the total package.

I'm fun, hot, and I love to have a good time, though.

I'm Scarlett, and you must be my competition today.

I guess you could say that, but I think it's already clear who the real winner

is. Oh, woohoo. Well, we shall see.

Good luck to you.

What's her deal?

Best of luck to you?

I don't need any of her luck. Ew.

Is this girl serious?

I mean, we get it. You're hot. But not as hot as me.

Hi, everybody.

My name is Parker.

Now, who's who?

Hi, Parker.

I'm Jade, and that's the only name that you're really going to need to remember.

Oh, wow, okay.

Watch out. She's hilarious.

I'm Scarlett.

Nice to meet you.

Wow, both these girls are smoking hot.

I would love to have either of them as my new stepsuit.

Well, I do like to laugh, so points to you.

Do you all both have y 'all's timeout card?

Yeah, we do.

Perfect. Just remember to cash those in whenever you want 20 minutes alone with

me.

Otherwise, Jade, I know you chose what we're doing the first half of the day.

what do you have in mind?

Well, I love the outdoors and I love working out to keep my body nice and

I thought that we could take a jog around the park.

Sounds fun.

I'll race you to that tree.

That tree over there? Yeah.

You really know how to move.

Thanks. You almost had me there, even with a head start.

My heart's beating so fast now.

Why? I can't feel it.

Hey, you two.

Did I interrupt something, or are you already cashing in your timeout card?

No, we're just talking.

Why don't we walk from here, though, so we can all stay together?

I like a good man in shape, someone who can keep up with me.

News you lose.

It's not my fault I got to the tree first and he got to play with my tits.

Well, I might not know much about this girl, but she moves really fast.

Does Park not want to get to know me at all?

He's too busy just playing with her tits.

Well, the park was fun.

We got in store for us, Scarlett. So I thought we could play some mini golf.

Oh, okay.

Have you played before?

I've never played before.

Perfect. I'll teach you.

Sounds like fun.

Super, super excited.

Okay, let's play.

Let's go.

Seriously?

Mini golf?

How could she think a guy like that likes mini golf? I'll just have to show

what a real fun time looks like.

I never thought mini golf would be so fun, and me and Scarlett seem to be

really well.

I think she can be a really good fit, you know, in a couple ways.

Yay, I'm so glad he likes mini golf.

I'm starting to think we could really have a lot of fun together.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

We're just having so much fun, aren't we?

Well, I hate to interrupt your guys' fun, but I want to use my timeout pass

Oh.

Okay. Well,

I can go wait inside. No, no, that's okay.

We'll go inside.

I'll come get you.

Oh. Okay.

So, here.

Oh.

Okay.

Am I disappointed to take a break from Scarlet?

Yeah, but I'm interested to see where things go with me and Jade. See if we

click a little bit more one -on -one.

You know, maybe get our heart pounding again?

If you know what I mean.

Ugh, just when things are starting to get good, then whammo!

Jade, coming in hot!

Ugh!

You can just go in here. Oh, yeah.

Sorry, it took a bit. We just moved in.

It's okay. I mean, we even moved around a couple times, too, so I get it.

Yeah, it always gets so lonely having to start over and make new friends, but I

think if I had you around, I wouldn't be so lonely.

I mean, I definitely haven't felt lonely at all today, so...

Well, I would really love to feel something.

Are you sure we have enough time?

Remember, we're really quick.

Yeah, but I mean, Scarlett's just outside.

It'll be okay. We'll go fast.

I'm gonna do my best to fit all of this in my mouth.

Mwah.

If you think I'm good at that, you just wait.

Like...

wraps around your face.

I just haven't really had that much time for decorating.

That's okay. I mean, you just moved in, so it happens.

Yeah. I could definitely do a lot with it. Oh, no, there's definitely a lot of

potential.