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[hammering]

[? opening theme song playing]

[male singer] ? Armor up! ?

? It's a new day, Tony ?

? Get your boots on, Riri ?

? You're the greatest Amadeus ?

? Armor up! ?

? We're the coolest team ever ?

? Save the world together ?

? Suit's up, mask down ?

? Heroes wanna have fun ?

? Let's go! ?

? It's totally awesome ?

? When I'm with my best friends ?

? It's better than chocolate ?

? It's better than weekends ?

? We're up in the skyline ?

? We're following our hearts ?

? We're having a great time ?

? Nobody can stop us ?

? We're totally awesome! ?

? Iron Man! ?

? Ironheart! ?

? Iron Hulk! ?

? Armor up! ?

? It's totally awesome We're learning and helping ?

? We love it when we stay together as best friends ?

? We're up in the skyline ?

? We're following our hearts ?

? We're having a great time ?

? Nobody can stop us ?

? We're totally awesome! ?

[Riri]"Ultron Ruins Valentine's Day."

[Riri] I can't wait

To give my Granny Williams her Valentine's Day present.

Are you getting her that hoverboard, Riri?

[laughs] No, Amadeus. She already has one.

I'm getting her a Love-N-Hugs bear

For her teddy bear collection.

She's gonna love it and hug it.

[girl giggling]

[teddy bear] Hugs!

How about a bear hug?

Whoa! They walk and talk?

And hug? Totally awesome!

Yup. If you ask it for a hug,

It gives you a hug.

That's bear-y impressive!

[laughs] Bear-y funny, Tony.

[laughs]

[gasps] Granny and I both love purple.

I'm going to get this one.

This is the perfect gift.

Valentine's Day is the best.

Valentine's Day is the worst!

Look at all the happy humans.

Here you go. Aww! - Here you go. Aww!

[both] Samesies! - Blech!

Ugh!

Who cares?

Humans don't deserve adorable teddy bears.

I, Ultron, should have them all!

And when they're mine, they will not hug icky humans.

They'll hug me and do whatever I say!

[cackles]

Boo! [gasps]

I want Granny's bear to be extra-special.

So I made a Sweetheart Patch to change what it says.

[teddy bear] I love you, Granny.

Aww! - So cute!

Hey! Someone took my new bear!

Whoa! My bear's gone, too!

Mine too! - Mine too!

[both] That's what I just said. Aww!

Someone's taking all the teddy bears.

[gasps] Hey! Granny's bear!

[Ultron cackling]

It's Ultron!

Soon all your adorable teddy bears will belong to me!

So long, Iron Chumps.

[cackles]

Valentine's Day is ruined!

Not on our watch.

We're gonna find Ultron and get everyone their bears back.

Iron Friends, it's time to...

[all] Armor up!

Iron Man! - Ironheart!

Iron Hulk!

[male singer] ? Gonna armor up Help people everywhere ?

? Armor up Call us and we'll be there ?

? Armor up Show up no matter where ?

? Suits on, masks down Armor up! ?

No Ultron over here.

[scanning]

[Iron Hulk] I don't see that rascally robot anywhere.

How about you, Iron Man?

[sighs] Nothing.

There's no sign of Ultron anywhere.

Looks like he took all the bears and left.

Hmm...

What if there were one more bear left to take?

A bear Ultron would really love to get his hands on.

Is he saying what I think he's saying?

You bear-y believe it!

You look like an Iron Teddy Bear.

Thanks. Now I need to act like a teddy bear.

And when Ultron shows up to take me,

We'll nab him instead. Ready?

Oh, I stay ready.

[loudly] Wow, I am super thirsty.

Let's go get some smoothies.

[loudly] Iron Idea, Iron Man.

I will leave my brand-new Giant teddy bear right here all alone.

[loudly] I am sure no one will take it!

[loudly] Here we go.

We are leaving to get smoothies.

[both giggling]

[whispering] Psst. Don't forget to act like a bear.

Roar!

[laughs] I mean, act like a teddy bear.

Oh, right. Hugs, hugs, hugs!

[racer whirring]

Hmm, could that giant teddy bear be a trap?

Oh, even if it is, I have to have it!

[Iron Hulk] Hugs, hugs...

Whoa!

Hey! You're not an adorable teddy bear.

Give those bears back, Ultron! They don't belong to you.

[Iron Hulk] Whoa!

[grunts] I knew a giant teddy bear

Was too good to be true.

Those nasty-wasty Iron Friends

Want to spoil our fun!

But I won't let them. No!

Hold tight, teddy bears!

[singsong voice] Whooo! Try and catch me if you can!

Oh, you do-nut wanna mess with me.

[cackles]

Oh, no!

[donut creaking]

[? intense music playing]

Got you!

[sighs in relief]

Thank goodness for that donut hole. [meows]

[both grunting]

[laughs] Those rusty heroes are no match for Ultron!

[racer shakes] [gasps]

I don't think so.

You again? - [teddy bear] Hug!

Give us back those bears!

Never!

[Ironheart] Whoa!

Look out!

[Iron Man and Iron Hulk] Whoa!

Phew! That was a lucky landing.

I was so close to reaching the bears.

Ultron must be bringing them back to his headquarters.

Then he should be bear-y easy to find.

[Iron Hulk chuckles] Bear-y.

[Iron Man] Repulsors ready!

[Ironheart] Hey, Ultron!

Whoa!

What? More tea for me Ms. Love-N-Hug Bear?

Why yes! I'll take it all!

[cackles] [Iron Man clears throat] Ahem.

Argh!

This tea party's over, Ultron!

What tea party?

Those bears don't belong to you.

Oh, but you see, they do belong to me.

As long as they're wearing my Ultron ears,

My teddy bear bunch will do whatever I say

And they'll never go back to their gross humans!

Now listen up, my little cuddly lumpkins,

Give the Iron Friends a big bear hug! [remote beeps]

[cackles]

[laughs] That tickles.

Iron...

Oh, I can't boom them. They're too cute.

We can't use our repulsors either. We could damage the bears.

[cackles] See?

They're unstoppably adorable!

Now get them!

[teddy bears exclaim]

It's a teddy bear group hug!

Can't break free!

[cackles] Enjoy your cuddle time.

Now me and the rest of my teddy bear bunch

Are off to ruin Valentine's Day at the mall!

[cackles]

How are we gonna get free without hurting the bears?

Time to put some Ironheart into it.

Heartbeat Bubble!

[Iron Hulk] You did it!

Now we need to find a way to free the bears

From Ultron's control.

[Ironheart] Hmm.

I've got it!

I can add some fixes to this Sweetheart Patch

That'll break Ultron's control.

[tinkering]

Yeah! That ought to do it.

[antenna shorts]

[electrical buzzing]

I love you, Granny.

[Iron Friends] It worked!

We need to make a lot more patches.

You got it, Ironheart.

We've got some teddy bears to fix.

[beeping]

My bear is back!

Aww! You're still cute, but that was not very nice.

Oh, for me?

[all gasps]

Oh, you shouldn't have.

Hey! You stole my heart! - Hey! You stole my heart!

Aww! - Aww!

That's right, my cutey patooties!

Just yoink away their Valentine's Day!

[cackles]

[man] Not my balloons!

Here you go, teddy bear. Have a heart.

Gotcha!

[teddy bear] Hugs!

Don't mind if I do.

Let's put an end to this Teddy bear troublemaking once and for all!

Iron Man! Iron Hulk!

I need your help to round up all the bears.

[scanning]

Time for a little fancy flying.

? You have stolen my heart Oh, yeah ?

? Never let it go-oh-oh ?

? No, never let it go-oh oh-oh, oh-oh, oh ?

? Lightning straight to my heart, oh, yeah ?

? I got all the feels for sure ?

? Yeah, I got all the feels for ya ?

? Boy, I, boy, I, boy I know ?

? I know I get the feels ?

? Boy, I, boy, I, boy, I know ?

? I know you feel it, too ?

? Sway in the moonlight dance in the dark ?

? I know that I caught your eye ?

? Are we on the same... ?

Hey!

What are you Iron Friends doing?

You can't take my bears.

They don't belong to you, Ultron.

Aah! If I can't keep the bears,

At least I can keep all the Valentine goodies.

[Ironheart] Not so fast, Ultron.

Looks like you're not feeling the love. [sighs]

Now who wants an Iron Hulk hug?

Argh! I do not love this.

Well, I do.

All the bears are back to their normal snuggly selves.

Bear-y cool!

[Iron Hulk laughs]'Bear-y.' [Ultron groans]

Now let's get everyone their bears back.

[Ultron groaning]

Valentine's Day is the worst!

[Riri] Valentine's Day is the best!

[boy] Yay!

Valentine's Day is saved!

Aww! This new patch makes the bear even more adorable.

Hugs!

[both] How about a bear hug? Aww!

Granny Williams!

Hello! - Hi there!

Hey, Riri! Hi, Amadeus! Hi, Tony!

[both] Happy Valentine's Day!

Got you something.

[gasps] For me?

Would you look at that! A Love-N-Hugs Bear!

How about a bear hug?

[teddy bear] I love you, Granny.

And I love you, too.

Me too, sugar.

And this is for you.

[Riri gasps]

You made me an Ironheart bear?

I love it! Thanks, Granny!

I made you a little something, too.

Totally awesome! - So cool.

Thank you. - Thank you.

[all] Happy Valentine's Day!

[Amadeus]"The Iron Friends and the Trouble at the Tar Pits."

[Ironheart] Ready? - [Iron Man] Got it!

[Iron Hulk] And... That's the last piece.

Right, Sammy Scientist?

Thank you, Iron Friends.

It would have been much harder to put together

This giant mammoth skeleton

Without you.

I'm super-excited for the Tar Pit Museum to open.

Are you excited, Tony? Riri? Are you?

Are you?

Yes, Amadeus.

Everyone will get to see The mammoth skeleton we helped build.

And they'll learn all about the tar pits.

What are they going to learn, exactly?

Tar-rific question, Riri!

I'm glad you asked.

I love teaching people about the tar pits,

Which are pools of sticky, mud-like goo.

A long, long time ago,

Some mammoths just like this one

Got trapped in the tar.

Much later, scientists like me

Found their bones inside the sticky substance.

We carefully got the bones out of the tar

So that we could put them on display

For everyone to see.

Awesome! - Oh, yeah!

I love it!

It's almost time to open the Tar Pit Museum!

There's a special skeleton on display today.

Like, super-special?

I can't wait to see it!

[Swarm] Oh, yes,

A super-special skeleton on display.

That's why I'm here to make a mess of it!

[laughing maniacally]

[Absorbing Man muttering]

[boy] Hey! No cuts!

Hmm... What's this?

But I wanna go inside now!

Sorry, you'll have to wait your turn in line.

Why doesn't anybody get it?

Absorbing Man doesn't wait in lines!

[Absorbing Man muttering]

Oh, I can use him to help me make a mess!

[Swarm] Psst... Absorbing Man! - Talking plant!

Aah!

It's me!

Oh, it's you!

Swamp, right?

No, it's Swarm.

And I'm gonna forget you just called me'Swamp,'

Because I think we could work together.

Really? - Yes!

It's no fair that they wouldn't let you

Into the museum, is it?

Not one bit.

And it's no fair that they want you to wait in line.

Not fair at all!

They're so mean to you.

They are, aren't they?

So I say we make a mess of this place.

We can make twice as much of a mess together.

And then no one will get to enjoy the special skeleton.

Yeah! That'll teach'em! [laughs malevolently]

It'll be the messiest mess that ever messed! [cackles]

[laughing wickedly]

Hi, everyone, welcome to the Tar Pit Museum.

[Swarm] Ah, ah, ah!

Not so fast.

It's Swarm.

[Absorbing Man] Hey, watch it! Coming through!

And Absorbing Man?

Yeah! It's both of us!

And we're gonna make a mess... - Mess of this place!

Absorbing Man, we agreed I was going to say it.

But I wanted to say it!

It doesn't matter who says it,

'cause we're gonna stop you no matter what.

[Amadeus] Yeah! - Oh, yeah?

Let's see if you superheroes can stop my Robo Tar Bugs!

[Robo Tar Bugs whirring]

And my wrecking ball!

[Swarm cackling]

Don't forget my wrecking ball!

Come on, Iron Friends. It's time to armor up!

Iron Man!

Ironheart!

Iron Hulk!

[male singer] ? Gonna armor up Help people everywhere ?

? Armor up Call us and we'll be there ?

? Armor up Show up no matter where ?

? Suits on, masks down Armor up ?

? Gonna armor up Help people everywhere ?

? Armor up Call us and we'll be there ?

? Armor up Show up no matter where ?

? Suits on, masks down Armor up ?

? Armor up ?

Let's do this!

Uh, maybe it's safer if you hang back.

[chuckles] Yeah, that would be better.

[laughing wickedly]

[thuds]

That's not good.

[Iron Hulk] I got it. I got it! - Thank you, Iron Hulk.

Always happy to help.

[Ironheart] Heartbeat Bubble!

[clanging]

You'll be safer away from the museum.

Thanks, Ironheart.

[laughing wickedly]

Hey, your bugs are doing all the fun stuff!

Let me do some!

[grunts]

We're not gonna let you two ruin the museum.

Ugh! The Iron Pests are getting in the way my...

[Absorbing Man] Hey! - I mean, our mess-making!

Oh!

All that icky sticky tar Might make things trickier for them.

Robo Tar Bugs, get messier!

[squelching]

[Ironheart] She's using tar to make an even bigger mess!

Wait.

Why doesn't the tar stick to the bugs?

So glad you asked.

They're super-slippery so the tar won't stick!

Let's see how they handle our repulsors.

I don't love this.

Our repulsor beams are sliding off of them, too.

[Iron Man] Whoa!

Hey, Swarm! Why are you doing all the cool stuff?

Uh,'cause I'm cool?

Not cooler than me!

I can do cool stuff, too!

[grunting]

Whoa, close one.

[Iron Friends grunting]

Tar coming at you! [grunting]

Hey, leave my botbugs alone!

Tell your bug not to roll there!

Tell yourself not to fling tar there!

Wow, those two really don't work well together.

Let's show them some real teamwork!

Repulsors ready! - [both] Yeah!

I don't think so.

[zapping]

[Absorbing Man] Ha! I'm so cool!

See, Swarm? Did you see? I blocked those blasts!

No, I didn't see.

I'm too busy being amazing at defeating the Iron Friends!

Keep it up, Tar Bugs!

Well... This isn't going great.

Let's think of a plan.

Look out!

[grunts]

[Iron Man] Okay, Iron Friends, how about we... Whoa!

[Ironheart] Hang on, Iron Man.

[Iron Hulk] Gotcha! - [Iron Man] That was close.

[Iron Friends] Whoa!

[Swarm cackling]

Guess you are no match for me.

[Absorbing Man panting] And me!

Ugh! As I was saying,

We're off to mess up that special mammoth skeleton.

You three can just hang out here if you want.

Oh, that's right.

You're trapped! [cackles]

[all grunting]

Pretty cool how I knocked them into the tar, right?

You knocked them into the tar? As if.

That was all me!

Nuh-uh, it was all me!

[Swarm] Wrong, Absorbing Man. It was all me!

No, me! - No, me.

[all grunting]

What are we gonna do now?

Fighting two bad guys is totally not awesome.

You can say that again.

Hang on. Listen.

Your bugs wouldn't have knocked them in

If I didn't throw the tar first!

They're not very good at getting along, are they?

Not at all.

And that gives me an Iron Idea.

Fine, I did most of it, but maybe you helped.

A little.

I helped more than a little!

[Iron Man] Hey, Swarm! Absorbing Man!

[both] What?

Can't you see I'm about to make a mess

Of a mammoth skeleton? - No, I am!

That's actually what I wanted to talk about.

The mammoth skeleton. - What about it?

Well, I was just thinking...

It's a shame that only one of you Can knock over the skeleton.

Wait. Really?

Oh, yeah.

Once you give it one push,

The whole thing will fall down.

[mimicking falling and crashing]

Looks like our time working together is over.

I didn't wanna work with you anyway.

And I'm gonna be the one to knock over that skeleton.

Nuh-uh, I'm gonna be the one to make a mess.

Robo Tar Bugs! Get him!

[grunting]

[Iron Man] That'll keep them busy for a while.

Now we can escape.

Well, the tar's really sticky,

So we need something super-strong to push it away.

I have just the thing.

Everybody, hang on! - [Iron Man] Okay.

Iron Boom!

[Iron Man] Oh, yeah! All right, Iron Friends,

Let's stop Swarm and Absorbing Man's double-trouble.

Game on!

[both grunting]

Oh, yeah!

The Iron Friends got free?

Well, you have fun dealing with them.

Hey! No fair.

[grunts] Hey!

I'm trying to knock down the skeleton!

[Iron Man] Nobody's knocking down the skeleton.

Ugh, you pesky heroes.

Robo Tar Bugs, deal with them.

[Iron Man] Come on, team!

[Iron Hulk grunting]

[Ironheart] Ooh, let me get in on this.

[grunts]

[clanging]

Goal!

Woo-hoo! - [Ironheart] And that's how you do it.

[Iron Man] Not today, RoboBug.

[Ironheart] Iron Man, look out!

[Iron Man] Whoa! [crashing]

No!

What have you done to all my beautiful buggies?

We stopped them.

And we're stopping you next.

What about me?

Stop me, not her.

Oh, don't worry. We will.

Wait... That's not a good thing, is it?

You're right. It isn't.

[Iron Man] Iron Friends, repulsors ready!

[repulsors blasting]

Aah! [grunts]

I'm outta here.

Catch you later, Iron Friends!

Wait for me!

How about we work together again?

Take me with you!

[grunts] No way!

Get off!

Whoa! [thuds]

[Iron Man] You couldn't play nice together

And now you're stuck together.

Ugh! I'm a mess!

This is all your fault.

None of this was my idea. [groans]

[Swarm] This is the pits!

[Absorbing Man] I don't get it.

It's so tall!

Wow! Look at that!

Looks like people are really loving the mammoth skeleton.

[laughs] Yeah.

It's a good thing Absorbing Man and Swarm

Didn't end up knocking it over.

And that's all thanks to you, Iron Friends.

We're always happy to help!

Even though they caused a bit of a sticky situation.

[all laughing]

[? closing theme music playing]

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