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Come in.
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Oh, hi.
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Glad you guys can make it.
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I'm Michelle.
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Oh, sorry. I guess flies on the wall
don't really shake hands.
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Natural right. Okay, well, follow me.
I'll show you the rest of the gang.
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Hey, people.
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Another beautiful Monday at the office.
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Now, on Friday, I reminded you of the
documentary being shot here.
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So just, um, back natural.
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And action.
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Boring.
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Kylie, pour it up a little bit. You
know, like usual.
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I promise you some sexified office work
soon.
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I believe in the three F's in the
workplace.
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Fun, funny, and inter -office fucking.
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I mean, what good are your troops if
they can't enjoy the trenches?
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Sure, the work doesn't get done as fast
as you'd like, but hey, everyone's
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happy.
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And that's why not only am I the boss,
I'm the employee of the month.
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This is Dwayne. He is my assistant in
charge of paperwork.
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Also one hell of a badminton player.
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Here at Dinder Muffin, we have a
badminton team to, uh, boost morale.
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Michelle's correct.
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I once hit a birdie so hard, I collapsed
the opponent's lung.
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And this is my cell ninja.
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Hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya, hi -ya!
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You ever have one of those days?
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Every day?
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This is Jimmy's girlfriend, Sam.
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She's my receptionist and sex slave.
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Just receptionist.
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Michelle is... Who is Michelle?
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Michelle is... Let's put it this way.
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Today she asked me if I was Muslim
because I'm the Shiite.
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Well, her mug says boss, so I guess she
must be the boss.
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Playing solitaire?
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Yep.
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Funny, I was just telling Dwayne he
can't play with himself at a deck.
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And here you are.
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Well, I just can't seem to keep my
fingers off the keyboard sometimes.
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Why don't you come play with my hard
drive?
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No.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes. Yes.
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That's so good.
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Funny.
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Or our number crunching maniacs.
Mwahaha.
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Ha. Guys, come on. I thought we all
agreed to laugh maniacally when I
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Okay. So this is Kevin.
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This is Kylie.
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And this is Minuto.
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My fucking name is Oswald.
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Come on. It's a play on your last name.
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My last name is Poke.
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Not Hernandez or Valdez or Espinosa or
any other arbitrary Latin name you can
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think of.
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It's not that hard, Michelle.
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That's what she said.
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You can't say that's what she said.
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It was just a joke. They had fun. I
don't understand what the problem is.
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Sexual harassment.
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That's what the problem is. I have to
answer to somebody. You have to answer
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somebody. I have to answer to you. And
if you're happy, then I'm happy.
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I'm not happy.
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We need to work on this. We need to do
something about this.
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I can make you happy.
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Michelle, we have a lot of work to do. I
don't think you
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understand exactly what
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I'm trying to say.
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It's so much fun.
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So much fun.
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So unprofessional.
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Let me tie it down in here.
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little bit warm in there.
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I think you're getting dragged together.
Yeah.
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it already
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One for the reason that her little
pussy.
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I have to wrap my fingers.
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No, she doesn't know.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Take that cup.
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Thank you.
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I want you to come on this cot.
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This one?
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Here you go.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Yeah. Yeah, show me how much you can
fucking count.
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Oh, my God. I can feel you coming and
getting tired like that.
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um uh
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I think you feel good.
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Thank you.
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That's what she said.
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So, after a long discussion with our
regional boss, Jen, we decided it's
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important we teach the team here at
Dinder Muffin the dangers of sexual
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harassment. I started this morning with
Hernandez, and I plan to continue this
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afternoon with a very special lecture.
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So, yes, Mr. Derry, I would like to put
you down for 100 more packs of paper.
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Well, yes, we actually offer very good
financing on anybody that purchases over
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75 packs.
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Yes, Mr. Derry.
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Yes, I want to make sure you are
completely happy with the deal. Whatever
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can... Whatever I... Yes, Mr. Deary,
what... Yes, let me...
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I'm sorry, Mr. Deary, could you hold on
one moment, please?
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Sorry about that, man. So how can I, uh,
give this to you?
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Would you put it down for a hundred more
packs of paper?
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Mmm, Dwayne.
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Dwayne is like a banjo -playing
squirrel.
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Every day, I'm annoyed, yet amazed, all
at the same time.
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I'm pretty sure he likes nuts, too.
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It was great the way you handled
yourself back there with Jimmy. I mean,
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idiots need to learn they need to get
together and be nice to each other or
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the heck out of here.
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I love it when you talk dirty.
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Heck, heck, heck.
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Like that?
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Yeah, I know how to do it. You do?
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Yeah.
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You like that thing? I like that.
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Take that off, though.
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You take it off.
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Do you like this?
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I like the fall? Yep.
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You are God.
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Look at that chick.
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Take it off.
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Take it off.
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I can't.
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Thank you.
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Wait for my
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pussycat.
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special lecture from yours truly.
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Today we'll be talking about, drumroll
please,
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sexual
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harassment.
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This is going to be a fun one, you know,
more interesting than those
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conversations we have about fixing the
fax machines or minimizing overhead.
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So sexual harassment is bad, blah blah.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Now, how about a group activity to ring
in the point? Any volunteers?
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First, Michelle the genius.
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Let's just say we're cut from the same
cloth.
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If she asked me to, I would die for her.
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Method, samurai sword.
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Or a herd of rabid bears.
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I already have my volunteers. It was a
figure of speech, please.
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So without further ado, employees. of
Dinder and
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Muffin, I present to you from Cindy's
Tulip Lounge, Candy.
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Yeah,
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you go, Kevin.
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Now that's definitely sexual harassment.
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