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Welcome ladies and gentlemen.

You're listening to WRCK Radio 104 .5, where we got all the greatest hits of

news all the time. Hope you're staying warm on this brisk night. Here's what's

happening around you.

After a tense week, Ohio reps have voted to open more state land for fracking.

We know firsthand the devastation that working the land this way can do.

Frack, baby, frack. I just sold gas rights to my mama's place, and now I'm

buying a Porsche.

You're listening to WRCK Radio 104 .5.

Fucking touch me.

Listen to me.

Maybe sleep.

Listen.

Your stash isn't up here anymore, I found it.

We're not going to have any drugs in this house.

You don't have to come here. You don't have to steal here anymore. You can come

home.

We love you, Luz.

Luz, I'm not going to hurt you.

Don't trust me.

But I'm just a very affectionate person.

Don't fucking touch me.

I don't fucking touch you.

You're walking around like you do.

You little fucking shorts.

You little fucking sling tank.

You're telling me you're fucking wanted, you little stupid slut.

You're crazy. I thought you were dead.

Vinny came by and offered me a friend, Grace.

You want some?

You know I don't touch that shit.

Oh. She got any pop?

No, I don't need pop. I just need a place to crash.

Just doing community service, Mom. Not going to prison.

I know. It's just community service.

That's fast.

I don't want to hear any more about how I'm Daddy's little princess if you can't

even get me out of community service.

It's so humiliating.

Like I'm just a dangerous drunk driver.

Pretty cold, yeah?

Nervous. Do we not give you enough allowance?

She's very confused.

Maybe you could explain this to her. The judge said permanent record next time.

It's not like everyone else isn't doing it, Dad. Everyone else ain't black,

Doug.

Lucinda Smith.

Liz. You know the drill. No guns, no knives, no phones.

Hey, Liz.

Hey, where's your dad?

He still owes me for the OSU game.

Done?

So you're telling me I have to do community service because I'm black?

Well, you've got to go now, so we'll talk about this later with the

What's up, bro?

What are you doing here?

It's a long story.

I shouldn't even be here.

You bet.

Put your arms up.

Sorry.

Open your mouth.

Stick out your tongue.

Hello, boss.

So, Kyle, where are you going to school?

Harvard.

Yeah? Really?

I thought you wanted to play football.

Pac -12, baby.

Harvard has football.

Yeah.

Yeah, come on.

Look, I'm not trying to tell you how to play football or anything like that, but

you needed to go long.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah? Yeah.

DeMarco was open half the time. He was a hidden blitz.

Yeah, DeMarco's good at getting open, but he's also bad at catching.

What are you going to do? Am I right?

I mean, maybe if your pocket wouldn't collapse so fast, you could have got

downfield for big yards.

Exterminate.

Exterminate.

exterminate.

Thank you.

All right, listen up.

This land has reverted to the state under the 200 -year Treaty of the

Turtles by the indigenous tribe, the Hakadena Indians.

Now, I want you to clear a trail through there.

And remember, this is ancient, sacred Indian land.

So don't fuck around.

Is there going to be a park or something?

Kyle's dad bought the menorah rights. So he's going to frack it into a giant,

gas -producing asshole.

Ew. Wait, so Kyle's dad also owns the correctional facility?

Yep. So he's using our force community service to clear his land?

America, baby. Free enterprise.

More like slave enterprise.

Now go.

Hey, I recognize you.

You're the prom photographer.

Really? We're just gonna sit down?

Dude, are you serious?

I have glaucoma. I have a prescription.

Ooh, I have that, too.

Can I have that?

Tell Kyle how many times we partied together.

Oh, but he's a cop now.

Yo, I'm only down here because I got busted for smoking weed. What if homeboy

comes back down here?

His dad is homeboy's boss.

I don't get any service out here.

How did you smuggle that?

Let's just say if he was gonna find it, I'd make him take me to dinner and a

movie first.

You guys are gonna get me thrown in jail.

yo where are we i don't know but this isn't where we were and the bus has got

be around here somewhere you're supposed to know this shit

You get service? No, but I can still take selfies.

Ayo, just kicking it back nature style.

Here, hold this.

Shit.

Ayo, just hang around.

Just hanging.

Can you see my feet? Does it look like I'm in the tree?

Hold on, do it again. I can see the ground.

Oh, shut up, both of you. Come on, we're totally lost.

Kyle, we're in your custody. What do we do? I'm not a cop.

I just work for my dad to pad my resume.

Oh, yeah, but you're rich, and you're going to Harvard.

I nominate him, too.

And that makes him a survival expert?

Have you guys ever seen that show where the guy has to survive in the wilderness

all by himself?

The first thing he does is he sets traps for food.

Then he forages for berries and starts saving his piss.

This is why you don't have any friends, Gary. You don't know when to shut your

mouth. Fine. Do what you want. But when you guys are dying of thirst, don't

think I'm going to share mine. I thought the nerd has to keep his mouth shut.

My dad hired a geologist. There should be a drill site out here somewhere.

We should look for that.

Hey, guys.

We're not alone.

Yeah, we should keep moving. Come on.

Let's move.

When's your dad going to start looking for us, Kyle?

Does he have a helicopter?

I'm fine.

What is this?

What is it, Kyle?

I don't know. I think it's an alarm.

Huh. Yeah, but what is it doing in there?

Hey, guys, check it out. It's a cabin.

I don't want a cabin.

I want a road.

Cars, you know, that could take us to houses.

My house.

Yo, what is it doing here?

What's the cabin in the woods doing in the woods?

I'm not going in there.

Ew.

Excuse me.

We must have stumbled onto somebody else's property.

Yeah, I would say so.

Yo, this is a drug den.

At least I'm not drinking urine.

Check this out.

This is a Scorpio XL502 record player.

Nerd. Fun fact about these, in 1983, the transistors for them were made almost

completely interchangeable. Nerd. They, the, when... Nerd.

Blown capacitors.

Yo, what could you have possibly done to get community service?

I made a list of all the people that I hate.

And the school found it and thought I was going to go Columbine.

Was I on the list?

Was I on the list?

It was a pretty long list. I don't think you... Maybe somewhere towards the end

they could... That is really fucked up.

Yeah, what'd you do?

Me? Mm -hmm.

Big fucking deal. It's not like a huge thing. It's not like I made a murder

list. What's your excuse? You're a rebel?

Yeah, I'm a rebel. I rebelled against my foster dad who tried to touch me, so I

stole his car for a place to sleep.

Ew.

Yikes.

I'm out of here.

Anybody got papers?

I do.

Hey, Tiff, what's up? You okay?

Kyle!

That is so sweet.

I, uh... What is that?

We are so going to fuck later.

I... I didn't do that.

What do you mean?

Man,

it must be the weed.

But I feel so relaxed. I'm usually so nervous.

Hey, Guy.

Did you hear that?

Hey, Hulk!

What are you doing out here?

I was going to go look for you.

I've been hiking in the woods for hours. I can't find a way out.

I'm glad you're back.

It's warm inside. Why don't we head on in?

What's up, girl?

Like I need to catch up?

Did you, uh...

Did you see anything while you were out there?

Yeah, I saw a booby trap.

You said booby.

Be like a secret device that's meant to kill people.

Yeah, I mean a hole full of spikes.

You know what, just...

No,

no, I can't. I really want you to. I can't. I'm sorry.

You know, I was in the woods, I found a cave.

It's strange, but it sounded like someone was in there, like they were

my name or something.

They tell ghost stories or something.

Scary. I'll go first.

Great power.

What happened?

You know, that sounds scary.

Yeah, I agree.

Oh, yeah, I've been quite scary.

Like, real shit.

Like, I know a girl whose parents kept her in a shed behind the house.

Like the people that are close to you are the monster.

Like who?

Your foster dad?

Oh, snap!

Or wait, wait, like... Or like the time your mom told you child services is

going to take you to a circus.

Tiff, ease up, will ya?

How'd you know that? I don't know why.

My mom told me that. How did you know that? I've never told anyone that.

not true. You told your first boyfriend, and he laughed.

What the fuck is going on? How do you know that?

I think I can read your mind.

No, seriously.

Oh, my God. I can read your mind.

Bullshit. If you can read my mind, what number am I thinking right now?

247.

For real.

Take that.

Can you tell what I'm thinking?

Gary.

Are you serious?

Awkward.

Tiff, wait.

I don't know why you're so jealous. We're not even going out.

I'm not sticking around if that bitch can read my mind.

What? Doug, I can see through you.

God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. What is happening to me?

I think you're so sweet and nice and I really like you.

I know you're lying to me.

I'm not.

So, Kyle, you're kind of fucked up, right?

How did you... Yeah, well, Doug has invisibility, and

as for me, I'm not an nerd anymore, Kyle.

I came here to do community service.

Maybe I fell.

Maybe I hit my head.

What is that?

We should just go to bed early and wake up first thing in the morning and leave.

Don't act like you're not scared.

You're just as scared as the rest of us.

I think we're gonna get through this.

Of course we are.

I'm so scared.

Will you hold me?

Hey Tiff.

The house is on fire.

There's something out there.

There's nothing to be afraid about. We're in this together.

That feels so good, Doug.

Oh, you know, I always liked you.

What is it?

Did I do something wrong? No, I just, uh, you know, um... I wonder what the

others are doing.

Is it because of what they said at school?

What did they say at school?

You know.

The usual stuff.

Oh, she's really pretty and everything, but she's a total slut.

I've never heard of that before.

You didn't hear what everybody says?

I like really kinky sex.

Like, the dirtier, the better.

I just... I don't want you to hold it against me.

Oh, I don't judge.

Hey, dude.

You think I'm pretty, don't you?

Kyle doesn't think so.

Sometimes it really sucks being able to read minds.

He likes loose.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

And now you know.

I know our friends don't really get along, but... I like you, Kyle.

Awkward at this.

Awkward at what?

First move type stuff.

That's okay. I'm not.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Can I use that?

Hey, what's up, bro?

Um,

I just made out with Lucas.

Hey, bro, I just had sex with a demon.

So, that happened.

I'm gonna go walk it off.

Oh, come on, man. That's not that bad.

Hey, what's going on?

You okay?

It felt so real.

What? What felt so real?

That it felt so real.

I'm here now.

I'll stay with you until the morning.

Hey.

Where's Doug?

Yo, Doug!

Doug!

Doug!

Why would he go outside by himself?

I mean, to just leave in the middle of the night like that? It's crazy.

Look.

Wow, great. I look fat.

It's gotta be one of us, right?

We were on the camera.

Not all of us. The police was outside, remember?

It's not me.

Yeah.

What is that?

That's it.

That's the drill site.

We're home free.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

What is going on? Obviously, they were murdered, guys. I think we should keep

moving. Yep.

There might be a telephone in there.

I'm gonna go in. We gotta go.

Shut up, Kyle.

I'm going in.

One,

two, three.

Why are we carrying him around?

Why don't we just kill him?

Because he's the only one that knows what's going on.

Hey, guys, where is the cabin? I recognize this place.

It's gone.

Oh, shit, dude. How did the fucking cabin disappear?

Because it was never there.

Hey.

Who are you?

I go out the cave.

Maybe if you tell us what happened, we can help you.

I've been wandering around these woods for the last couple of weeks.

I don't know. It might have been hours, man. It's impossible to tell.

The demon, he screws with you. He fucks with your mind, your sense of time, your

sense of reality.

Now, the sonar picked up an old Indian well.

There's at least five major deposits down there, all accessible through this

hole. And how big are those deposits?

They're seven miles down.

Impossible. Yeah, it took 24 years for the Soviets to drill down seven miles.

To do this by hand would take thousands of years.

We were out here drilling for some rich motherfucker.

I don't know who it is.

In 1994, Russia shut down its Kola Super Depot in Siberia, remember?

Yeah. They started getting acoustic anomalies at about 35 ,000 feet, same

as us.

And he dropped the mic down there. What did he hear?

That's the live feed off the mic.

Yeah, you're working for my dad.

That's your dad?

Yeah. Fuck your dad. I can't read his mind.

Yeah, no shit.

Why? You probably all think you have.

Superpowers. But you don't.

It's an illusion to trick you into the hole.

Hole? The demon must have called to the Indians.

They dug and dug for thousands of years.

Generation after generation.

Crazy. Finally, when they realized they had opened the doorway to hell, they

tried to seal it with a sacred stone.

If you go into the hole...

Moloch will take your body and use it as a vessel to enter our world.

That's bullshit.

How can you tell who's a demon and who's not?

I can't.

I just kill everybody before he gets his hand on them.

My grandmother used to speak of it. A spirit from before the time of Moses.

Moloch. Trapped not in the land of Israel, but here, in these woods.

Bobby!

One of our workers went missing, so I went looking for her.

So then tell us what to do.

That fracking site that you passed on the way up here, in the doghouse,

a box full of explosives.

If you can get it in the hole, blow it. You can close the well.

Blow it?

This is crazy. I'm not doing that.

Yeah, it is crazy.

All right, you know, you could sit around and that's fine, but I'm not

I'll do it myself.

Luke, wait up.

All right, bye.

Great, so I'm just going to stay here and wait?

Okay, listen, while they're blowing out poles, you should go get help.

Maybe we should go get help, or we should stay here.

Please?

You know what? I got it. You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna go get help.

You stay here.

Okay? You stay tight.

I'm getting help.

Bye.

You say he needs a human

host. Why?

Have you seen that thing?

Why does he want to come out so bad?

Why are you so curious?

Power.

Great power.

Yeah. He's going to take your soul.

You can't have everything.

You hear that?

What you doing with them rocks?

What you doing with them rocks? I'm trying to save you!

Bitch, I'm trying to save your soul!

I guess this is where you and I... Huh?

We're a little bit different.

But do it.

Do it!

Okay.

Fucking bitch!

You fucking... Oh, you weak bitch!

Do it again or why, why, bitch?

Do it again!

Do it again!

Fucking bitch!

You can't even get the fucking job done.

Kyle. Kyle.

There's something out here, and it's calling my name.

Yeah. It was that thing in the well that that guy was talking about.

We need to blow it.

Listen, Luce, there are billions of dollars out here.

I mean, did you see the charts of natural gas in the computer?

The gas, the well, it's real.

Do you understand that?

We need to think about this.

No, we're blowing it up.

What the fuck are you doing, this guy? Why are you doing this, Gary?

What?

You know, I guess he doesn't even like me. He's like, fucking Kyle.

Where's Kyle right now? He's not in the fucking woods.

And he doesn't fucking like me.

Okay.

I need your help. Someone's trying to kill me, Gary.

Wait, how do you know my name?

There's only one way out.

There's a hole in the cave, and I need you to take me there.

I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't love that idea.

I just, I'm not really... You seem super nice.

and, and, and, and, I just... You're sweet.

Stop.

Don't you touch those things.

What?

She's not real, son.

You have to kill him.

I already fucking killed her. Murder!

Son, son.

Listen.

Okay?

You're just scared. I know, I know. I know you're a good kid.

Put the stick down. Come on.

I'm nervous.

This is not your thing. Come on.

Come on, just come over to this side. I know you're just a little frightened.

Come on.

I'm nervous.

I know. Come on.

All right.

All right.

I told you, bitch.

I'm going to fucking kill everybody.

You are not getting out of these woods.

I'm sorry, son.

Bastard. Leave me okay.

Malek!

Malek!

I'm sick of your shit, motherfucker!

I'm sick of your bullshit and your illusions!

You fight like a bitch! You wanna go?

I'm right here! Come get me, model or not a motherfucker!

Motherfucker, let's go!

Look. What?

You sure you want to do this?

You didn't see what I saw at that drill site.

Here. Take the detonator.

Let's get out of here before we set that thing off.

I can't do it.

What are you talking about?

It isn't about you.

And it's definitely not about us.

It's bigger than that.

It's about money.

You've got to be kidding me.

Give me the detonator, Kyle.

No. I said give me the detonator.

It is near goodness now.

dead near her.

Stay here. I got this.

Okay.

Who are you?

Where'd you come from?

They're dead.

They're all dead.

You've been through quite an ordeal.

I'm Richard Vallis. I'm Kyle's father.

I'm sorry.

Oh, shh. No, no, no, no, no.

The most important thing is your health.

You got it?

Can I get a little help over here?

I'm with this shit cleaned

up. I got another crew coming in.

I want this drill site up and running in 24 hours. You got it?

All right.

Got a problem with that? No.

Good. Because if you do, call the governor.

One more thing.

Don't say shit about the girl.

You alive?

Kinda.

What about the cave?

The explosion.

That was an illusion.

Don't get the wrong idea now.

When I say your love is all I need.

Everywhere I go.

Every now and...

Need it.

Y 'all up.