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So, Dana, I have one final question and I'm done.

First of all, thank you so much for your time. It's been a really good

interview.

The Market Street Journal listed you as one of the ten most important people in

Hollywood.

Your influence has been compared to Mike Ovitz, which is unheard of for a

celebrity blogger.

Did you expect you would achieve this kind of status?

I mean, I had no idea what to expect.

But, you know, I've always been very ambitious, and I've always, like, kind

done well. Like, even when I was doing PR for several years, I was working at a

firm before I became a full -time blogger.

And I just feel like celebrities, they sort of just feel at ease with me. Like,

I'm very, like, on their level, but down to earth. And so they're just very

natural in my presence. So I really get, like, a good...

behind the scenes, like, look, you know, how do I get my scoop?

You did a blog post that got up -and -coming actress Riley Reid fired from a

project. Did you feel badly about that?

Um, hell no.

She had it coming.

I think my site does really good service, invaluable service, write that,

industry. It's like she got fired for...

whatever like being an asshole or whatever and then somebody else gets to

her job and they could like you know fight evil robots in bikinis or you know

like do whatever in bikinis you know right yeah okay it's like spread it

around you know okay yeah do you ever feel like you go too far I mean if

anything I feel like I don't go far enough

The magazine will get in touch with you about doing some photographs.

Pictorial, yes.

I just want to be... Yeah, we have Jefferson Miles on it.

Okay. We'll be in touch. Thank you so much. It was a pleasure.

And good luck.

Bye.

Bye.

I'd kill you if I can get away with it.

Um, well, you could try.

I'd make a good blog post.

And then, like, I could sue you, and then, like, we could just do a whole...

would take a busted lip and a broken nose for a big story, wouldn't you?

Um, how did you even find my house? Docker much?

I have my sources.

Oh, I bet you do.

Listen, Dana, you need to take that post down.

It's ruining my media reputation.

You know, I can't take it back. I mean, it's out there.

It's in the collective consciousness.

I mean, you can't un -remember things.

And anyway, if you don't want to become scrutinized, maybe you shouldn't, you

know, be half -naked for a living.

You know?

Dana, what you're writing is deliberately mean and cruel, and it's a

lie.

Um, no.

I report...

The truth.

You said I had butt implants.

Yeah. Does it feel weird when you sit down on the butt implants? Like, can you

feel them in your butt?

I don't have butt implants.

My source saw you go into a Beverly Hills butt implant plastic surgeon.

He is the world -renowned best butt implant doctor.

So what do you have to say to that?

Huh?

Look at it. Touch it.

It's real, you asshole.

Wow. That does look very realistic. You can even see the scar.

Yeah, there you go. Touch it. Feel it. Hmm.

I mean, inconclusive. I mean, this butt.

It's real.

It's very firm.

Oh, my God. Are these the jelly, what are they called?

Jelly bears?

What are, those are very nice.

two gigs because of this ridiculous attention.

It's taking away from my reputation and my work.

I'm really sorry if this is hitting you hard, but you can't just waltz into a

plastic surgeon's office where the paparazzi are just everywhere and think

one's going to say anything about it. Like, if you were smart, you would have

gone in the back door.

You know the back door?

Get you places in Hollywood.

had a double mastectomy last year.

I took her to that surgeon so that she can get breasts again for her wedding

that's in a few months.

I went through the front. She went through the back so that nobody had to

her. I'm a good sister. That's why I did that for her.

My ass is real, not fake.

Um... I'm...

Really?

Sorry?

Okay.

Now can you take back that blog post?

Don't want to.

Okay.

I'm sorry. I was an asshole to you.

I'm really sorry about your sister.

So is this real or is this a fake ass too?

It feels kind of fake. I don't know.

Should I inspect it and find out?

Maybe we should go inside. There's like reporters and shit all over the place.

They're probably photographing us right now.

Well, why don't you lead the way then?

Okay, let's go to some place shady.

So my ass, um, it's actually a fat that's injected, so it's really on me.

Um, but, you know, it's not like implants, but it's like, it's like

a little word.

So my butt is, um, technically it is real because it's like all

my natural fat. Check it out.

Check it out.

So it's like what they do is they suck all the fat out from everywhere else in

your body. Where else do you have any? I mean, it was really hard to find any

because I'm so thin.

So where do they, like, inject it?

You just can't tell. You just can't see. Yeah, I can't even see. It feels really

nice. It feels nice, right?

It's all me.

Don't worry, I'm not going to write some crazy story about you.

Are you sure you don't have a secret camera somewhere and then you're going

tell everyone I do sex on camera?

No!

Why would I say that?

I don't know, you might get a lot of publicity.

Oh, I don't need your help for publicity.

I got that.

Let me see this real ass.

Is that what you want to see? Yeah.

Does it feel good?

Uh huh.

Nice and jiggly too.

I'm going to my lab.

Good sucking skills.

But really hard.

But you probably do too.

You're a hot little bitch.

You're a hot little bitch, aren't you?

You're a pervert.

So what if I am a pervert?

Are you going to tell everybody?

Yes, you tell everybody, but I'm sure they all know.

They might realize that I'm from

here.

I just want to fuck your thong into your fucking cunt.

Shut up!

Shut up, I don't want to owe you anything.

Oh my gosh.

Put your shirt on.

Do you need me to assist you?

No, I need you to suck my ass.

Come here.

Come here. You like that?

You like that pussy in your face? Ooh.

Ooh. I'm sorry.

Am I too rough with you?

I'm sorry.

I'm a really bad person.

I'm sorry.

You're such a really fucking bad person. What can I say?

I know,

I know.

I'm really blessed.

I'm really blessed. It's a perfect moment.

Oh my gosh, I can feel your apple wanting to pluck

my finger.

What's your face in there?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that little muffin.

Look at that little thing.

Mmm.

Wow, it's really tight.

Watch it.

Oh, my

gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, goodness.

Did it do good?

Oh, God.

Oh my gosh, it does. Your pussy feels so wet.

Oh my gosh.

Yes, I love that.

You're a fucking little bitch. I can't be.

Oh, gosh.

Yeah. Oh, my God.

That feels so good.

Oh,

my God.

Turn it over. Turn it over.

Turn it over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you.

Can I break your nose and you have another story?

Or I leave you broke your nose, fucking your face.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

You fucking little monster. You little monster.

Oh, my

God. Oh, my

God. Gosh, your ass is so goofy.

It smells good, doesn't it?

Come here. Come here.

Let me look at your ass. Let me fucking eat my ass.

Put it up in the air.

I want to see.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah. Sure. I don't know what you're doing, but it's really cute.

Put your ass in the air.

I can play with it. No,

the other way.

The other way?

Yeah. It's so pretty, but you sure are dumb. I love it.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Stop.

Are you going to put a finger in there?

I don't know.

Are you going to get mad if I tell you?

No. Why don't you get mad?

How about just a little one?

Okay.

Is that just

the tip?

I feel tight.

Your asshole is very tight.

I'm a bad girl.

You're such a woozer.

Come over here and taste your fucking butthole off my tongue.

I don't like that.

Hug me, I don't have many friends.