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Hey, man, thanks for letting me over, man.

Hey, it's fine, man. I feel you.

It's hard. It's fucking crazy. You're killing me. I haven't had a fucking

in weeks, man.

I think it's time for a vacation.

Yeah?

Yeah, my boy, he's got good discounts on cruises.

Oh, really?

Yeah. That sounds nice and relaxing.

I need a new purse.

I need, like, new jewelry. Look, I don't even have any jewelry on. I know, I

feel you. I have no earrings.

We should ask you that.

You really should. Like, it's about time.

Like, I literally need new shoes. Look at them.

Like, I know they look great, but...

I just need more.

Yeah. I want more money. Definitely.

And I want more clothes.

Yeah. Bags. Like, I need, like, a bag in every color because how is it going to

match my outfit? I understand.

You know what I mean? I feel like you want that.

You know what? Okay. I'm going to go last. I'm going to go last. All right.

Okay. We'll be right back.

Making that overtime money.

I don't know what you need money for. You're funny, man.

I need money for her car, my girl's car. All right. I just, like.

I really want to go shopping. Like, we both really want to go shopping. Like,

look at this dress.

Like, I just want a new dress. That's fine. I was just talking about paying

college tuition.

I don't think I have money for it right now. I don't want to be interrupted

while I'm playing political.

Wish me luck. Maybe I'll win some money.

Good luck.

Not enough clothes. Thank you.

Enough clothes?

I have enough clothes. Can you believe you just said that?

It's ridiculous.

I don't know. I don't know. Like...

Maybe you should try.

Maybe.

My dad's a little nicer than your dad.

Like, I have enough clothes.

Hey, Dad.

I kind of want to go shopping today.

Do you think you could?

I buy you everything that you want. You know I don't have any more money. I have

bills to pay, all right?

I mean, it's just one time.

Every time is the one time. Can you just...

Let us play the game and we'll think about it. How about that? Sure.

Do whatever you want, Dad.

It's ridiculous.

Not fair at all.

We asked both of them and they both agreed like that?

Ridiculous. They're supposed to love us. What are you talking about?

Cause we've been killing me our payments killing me man. You want to close?

What I mean Never

ending Just

blame me I get your money

Can I fucking play, please?

Oh, my God.

How many times you got to ask?

It's not fair.

Yeah, life's not fair.

Like, I just swept my room.

Yeah, right. You were short.

You're nothing for it. I just refilled the toilet paper.

Really? For yourself?

It's so much work. Why don't we talk about this after we finish our... Boys,

please.

I always get the worst hands, man.

I don't have any money, I told you. Yeah, I mean. If you don't have any

why are you playing that? This is fake money.

Fake money.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.

Here, take two coins and see how far I can get with those. That's all I got.

You know what? Wow, Dad.

Super funny. We could play.

We could play.

Yeah. I think I have a problem. You guys are playing for money. We could play

for money, too. Let's do this. First of all, you guys have no money to bet.

What? Exactly. You're asking us for money.

Because we know we're going to win. We know. We know. Yeah.

That's why we're doing this. Yeah, Dad. What game are we playing?

You know you're winning.

You have to put some on the line.

Yeah, you guys can come up with a plan. Yeah, get your own fucking jobs.

Maybe pay your own bills.

Pay your own college tuition.

Car payment.

Go shopping.

I can't even focus on this game.

I don't know what to do.

They're crazy. They want everything. They consume you. They take your life

Yeah, adults living in our house, man.

It's not our responsibility.

It's been way too long, man. I'm stressed.

I think it's time. You just want everything.

I'll give it to you.

That's it?

I think so. That's pretty easy. That's all I know how to do.

I just love that idea. Do you think they're smart?

We're smarter.

We're so much smarter.

Like, are you kidding me? Let's do this. Boom.

Hey, Dad.

What if we play strip poker?

What about that?

What are you talking about? That's completely immoral and wrong.

I mean, on the other hand, it's probably a good idea maybe to teach them a

lesson on how, you know, how hard it is out in the real world.

Like, teach them some values.

You know what they need to learn some values. Exactly. You want to shake on

them? Yeah.

I want to sit by you. Oh, okay.

Okay.

I think we don't know, but we know.

Definitely. We are going to win.

Are you guys going to do another play?

Yeah, we do, Dad, okay?

Yeah, I bet you have your card, but I have mine. Thanks, buddy.

Let's get it started.

All right.

Okay. All right, so let's start off.

Yeah Okay, oh you want to rain oh

Well

I'm

out of here

I'm all in. How about that? All in.

Hello, Dad.

Woo! We won! I just won. Yes!

Fuck yes!

This is all mine.

I think I'm going to finally get my nails done.

I think I made a new wardrobe.

What do you think about that?

Beginner's love.

Okay.

What's a gift for not just giving us money so that we can go shopping?

It's me.

It is fun. If you think losing is fun, I guess it's not.

There you go.

I learned all of this. Probably from mom.

Seems like the better half.

Yeah. All right. So I will.

to that nice little back of that head. Okay, cool. I'll actually go all in.

Yeah.

It's your idea. I don't have a clue.

Okay.

Okay,

I will just do... Actually,

maybe I will fold.

Yeah, I think it's on you. Okay.

Okay. All right. Flip that card.

Oh, well, you know what? I'm not going anywhere. Oh, I'm going to go

on with her and flip these two, I guess, because we're both going all in.

He's feeling really ballsy.

Sorry, daddy.

You know, the one.

Sounds like your dad's a grand indeed.

Yes.

I have to get a little more money out of it.

Yeah. Who needs college, right?

Maybe Lux on our side. Oh, really?

Yeah. Don't you feel sad that you told me all this? I'm going to actually deal

the next round. That's fine. That's fine. I mean, if you're good at dealing.

I can.

I can.

Tell me.

Okay.

Good luck with that. Yeah, a lot of luck

Do you need some help with that?

Are you going to have some good luck with that, Dad?

I've got to take out more money.

I bet you're mad I'm better than you.

When the student becomes the teacher.

You talk a lot of shit. You kind of suck.

Kind of suck.

Just a lot of poop.

Yeah, sorry, Dad.

Okay, are you guys ready to lose again?

Yeah? Ready to pay for a lot of stuff? I don't have much to lose, but... Are you

ready to lose your money?

I don't have my money.

I don't have my damn money.

All right, so, uh...

Oh,

okay. All right, man.

I'll go.

I'll go.

I'm going to put this one to match all that.

Big wall over here.

For now.

I'm going to flip that one over.

What are

you going to do there?

Okay. Okay. All right.

Tempting. All right.

I can't. Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, wow.

Wow. This is what I was raised by, guys.

Fucking pussy.

Running low on fuel, man.

You're all alone.

You all ready?

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you?

Okay.

I... I go over here.

Oh. What?

Yeah.

How did you have fun?

I don't know.

Like... Did your dad fold some paintings?

I mean... I kind of... I kind of have to fold, but... Yeah.

I don't know.

I think I made fools of you.

Oh, God, man. So you made a little bit of money there, huh?

Wow. Well, I mean, I'm stupid. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

Good luck to you. Grab it all over.

It's all yours.

What? Grab it all over.

Wow. Come on. These two.

Your dad's getting fooled.

Your dad is really getting fooled. It's like you guys.

Wow. Look at all this.

Yeah, well.

That means you guys lost, huh?

means you guys love it. Something has to come up. You know what that means.

Yeah, we both went into this situation.

Yeah, that means you too.

What?

Yep. You guys talk about taking my money.

Wow. Such bullshit.

This is the only time we're going to win, so.

Mm -hmm.

Got a criss -cross view here.

You guys maybe stand a little separate. I don't want to look at my daughter.

Sorry, Dad.

No, I just didn't separate.

I mean, you guys are half naked.

You guys were half naked before.

Wow, Dad.

Wow, what are you two to say?

Yeah, I do one.

Can you guys stop being so...

Shy? Yeah, a little bit. I mean, okay, well, that did a lot.

Come on. Yeah.

At least, you know, you guys don't have to play the game.

Okay, so let's just play.

You guys are assholes. Oh, wow. You guys wanted to play. You guys suck.

We suck, huh? Yeah.

I'm never buying paper towels again.

Never buying paper towels.

Yeah, I'm not.

Hilarious. Here.

We're going to do another one. Come on. My dad is staring at you.

You guys wanted a bro. I'll let you do it. Yeah? I can't believe he was doing

that.

He can still see them.

Oh, my God.

I'm not looking at my daughters. Sure, sure.

There you go. Put these on, and we have to start off with that.

You better fucking win.

Hard joke.

Why are you still covering the line?

You lost.

Oh my god.

You wanted to play. It's a fair game.

Dad, that's gross.

That's gross.

You're an old man.

He's right.

You're old.

You know what, man? How about you guys do that real quick?

Okay?

And play the game.

God, I don't even like having any more.

So unfair.

That's the most I've seen when you put those fists on.

Whenever.

Are you

playing? Yeah, I'm playing. I don't believe you. I'm playing.

All right, let's go ahead and see that. Let me check this out.

I really want to go shoot.

Are you just putting them in?

Okay, well.

You gotta grab your cards and a chip.

Same with anything.

It's hard to do both at the same time, okay?

You know what, man? I'm out again. I'm sorry.

You barely even have chips left.

Barely gonna have clothes on, too.

Thank you.

I'm out. You're cheating, Dad.

I guess that means you gotta get your panties off.

Panties? What?

What do you do? It's drip poker.

Not like, I didn't know we had to like... Panties off.

What are you guys, little girls or something?

Yeah, obviously.

Oh no, I'm not a little girl. Oh no.

It's part of being an adult.

She's keeping your word.

Panties come off. It's true. My dad didn't tell me to always make, you know.

You like this? This is what you want, right?

Yeah? Yeah?

You have enough?

You get enough of this?

Yes.

It's pretty nice.

So stupid.

You have a nice daughter.

You too.

I gotta... You think what I'm thinking? I think so, brother.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I think I am. I didn't put my wallet down for no reason.

I think you're the same figure as me. You guys want to make money, right? You

guys want to make money, right? Yeah, I mean, but... So let's finish the game.

That means we get the new dress that we wanted.

You're going to get a lot more than a dress.

What?

You're going to learn today.

You guys want to make some money.

You guys want to make some money, right?

Yeah. I mean, we didn't start this for no reason, you know?

All right, let's finish this game. I'll do it. I mean, what are we doing? What

are we doing?

Basically, it means you have to earn the money the old -fashioned way. With

that? Yeah.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Oh. Well, I brought the wallet. What? Wow, what do you mean?

Our dads are gross.

Basically.

Oh,

I mean, I'm already pretty open, though. Pretty open? Yeah.

So let's open up a little bit more.

I mean, I really want to go shopping. Do you? I mean, I'm opened up already for

a reason. So, I mean, that's a yes for me. All right, then.

Let's do it.

All right.

She works out as well.

Let's take a visit.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bye. Bye.

Oh, Denver.

You definitely earned the money. I don't think so.

I know, your dust comes all over my mouth.

I love being friends with you.