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I'm shocked, not deaf, Les. I'll make sure I heard you correctly. Bailey, what

happened? I don't know, Andy.

I thought I gave the tickets to Les, but he didn't have them. I'm so sorry.

It's okay, Bailey. We'll figure something out.

I told you those were some hot tickets.

Les, not now.

It's fine.

As long as we have some time before the finalists get here, we should be able to

fix this.

Too late.

Must be our contest finalist. Yeah, we're here for the Super Champ tickets.

How's the contest going to work?

Listen, girls, I'd like you to meet Dr. Johnny Fever.

He's going to take you to his DJ booth and explain all the contest rules to

Okay.

I need you to keep them occupied.

You want me to keep these two young, beautiful, excited girls occupied?

It's just some kind of static.

Okay,

Andy.

I'll do this one for you, but you and me.

Ready?

Let me tell you about the challenge.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, what's happening, baby?

Hey, Vena.

What? Will you do me a favor?

The concert takes three minutes.

Don't mind.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I need your help on this one.

I need you to go down to the stadium.

Someway, somehow, you gotta come up with two tickets to front row seats, baby.

Fine, but you owe me.

Yeah, I've heard that one a lot today.

Les, Bailey, listen, I need you to go through this entire office and see if

can find those tickets somewhere.

Okay. Got it.

Hello, baby.

The doctor is in.

This is the doctor, Johnny Fever, and I got the prescription you've been looking

for. So act crass, say yes, give me some tucking head, kiss my six, and let me

slide into your velvet underground.

This is the day, the big day, the day you've been waiting for. This is Super

Tramp Day.

And I've got two hot young fathers here for me to choose. Who has won the front

row tickets to see the one, the only, Super Tramp. So what do you have to say

for yourselves?

All right, that's what I thought. Are you girls ready to rock and roll?

Yes!

You girls are a real scream, you know that?

Okay, okay, all right. Contestant number one.

What's your name?

Um, Bianca.

Bianca, why do you think you deserve the super tramp ticket?

Well, because I really, really love them, and I myself am a total super

Excuse me?

I'm a huge super tramp.

I just love the taste of it.

Big. Sucks.

Thank you, contestant number one.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

All right, let's talk to contestant number two. Contestant number two.

Contestant number two, what is your name?

Simone. Simone.

And I'm a bigger super tramp than her.

I'll demolish any cock that comes my way.

Get cocked on the air?

You're probably just for saying booger.

Sorry, folks, I'm having some technical difficulties. Now, while I decide which

one of these girls to give it to, I mean, which girl I decide to give the

to, I'm going to play some music to keep your eardrums throbbing.

This is the doctor, and I've got some physical to do.

Okay, ladies, who wants to talk about this concert ticket?

No, no, no.

Yeah, all right, girls. Let me see those tits.

Yeah, let me see.

Oh,

yeah, it's like modeling.

Yeah.

Show Johnny.

Show Johnny Fever. Oh, yeah, you can flip them pants off. Yeah,

just go ahead and flip them off.

Let's see who's the super tramp here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good. Yeah, that's the contest.

I'm dresser. Yeah.

You want my hands up?

You want them up?

Yeah?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, take them up.

That's a dying voice.

Oh yeah.

That's a dying voice.

Where are you coming?

Truly,

this is going to be a tough contest to judge.

You are a super champ.

I imagine you're going to disappear.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Johnny likes it. Yeah.

Yeah.

She's winning.

She's winning right now.

Looks like number one.

like your friend's pussy.

Come on.

Up to the desk.

I want it.

Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Oh

my fucking God.

Put it back in. Put it back in.

That's good.

That's good.

That should be.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Yeah.

Give her that big dick.

I'll take it.

Johnny loves you, baby.

Where's Milo from, Johnny?

Now you fucking take my...

Yeah. Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck this.

Oh, yeah.

Almost there.

One more time.

One more time. I'm running around. There you go. Stick it in. A couple times.

One more time.

Oh!

will be fuming mad when she finds out about this.

Yes, sir, I do believe she will. No tickets for a ticket giveaway?

When she gets angry, oh, she makes Stalin look like a heavily mustached

pussycat.

Maybe she won't find out. Oh, she will. She finds out about everything.

She found out about the mayor's interview fiasco. She found out about

promotion fiasco. The fiasco when we hired a dog to do a show. Oh, she'll

out. There's a lot of fiascos.

And those are just the ones lately.

Oh, yeah, she'll find out.

Well, if she finds out, I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and go over

there to myself and try to smooth things over with her. Well, you're going to

have to bite a lot more than that to smooth this over.

I don't

see them anywhere.

Me either.

I think we should speak quietly, just in case there's a communist fly.

I read the KGB uses bugs now.

If we're quiet, we may hear the buzzing.

What? Could be the flies, the mosquitoes, the beetles.

Any bugs whatsoever, Nikki read.

Bless, I don't think it was the Russians. And I don't think those

even in this office anymore.

Did you check the filing cabinet?

No, not yet.

What's again?

Sir.

I think I got something. Me too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ah.

I want you to lick my pussy.

Just a little harder.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, that's what I need, baby. I need your big cock inside me.

Nice and deep like that.

Baby.

Such a bad little girl.

Oh, yeah, I have. Fuck yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. You like that?

Yeah, baby, I like that.

Fucking beautiful big cock.

Yeah, you know I like it fucking hard and dirty.

Yeah, you know I do.

Dirty little whore that I am.

No luck. No luck with what?

Tickets.

We could not find them. Not even one of them.

One of what? The tickets, of course.

Hey, babies.

Those girls are crazy.

I could only hold them off a bit longer.

Then one of you is going to have to find Johnny's dealer and tell him Johnny's

running late.

Hold them off from what?

From asking about those tickets, of course.

Has Mama called yet?

Anybody have any luck with those tickets?

No, no luck.

Not us, Andy. We tried.

Well, I could probably handle both of those problems. If I get someone to come

to the studio, I'll make sure my jizz is flowing by 2 .30. I mean, Andy.

Now,

will someone please tell me what's going on?

Well, we can't find our front row tickets to Super Tramp anywhere. We've

contest finalists waiting in the other room over there. Mother Carlson's going

to be calling any second now. I want to know what's going on.

That's what our problem is.

Why didn't you just say something?

One second.

Hello, Rick.

Hi, it's Jennifer calling.

I miss you too. How's the tour going?

I see.

Well, okay, so I know you're in Cincinnati. Do you think I could get two

row tickets for tonight's show?

Great. Do you think you could leave them at will call?

Perfect. Maybe I'll come by you later and give you a little something, you

Bye.

Voila. Just like that. Just like that.

We have our tickets. You have your tickets.

What's everyone standing around for?

I'm glad you're all here. I got a big announcement to make.

Got a new sponsor for today's show.

Tony's Trumpet Emporium. Guess what you're slogan is.

Blow it, and you'll taste the difference.

Good, huh?

Huh, guys? Yeah, right.

What?

What?

Herb, I think I'm gonna have to make you WKRPs.

Senior sales manager.

Wait a minute.

I am the senior sales manager.

Andy!