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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,860 --> 00:01:03,820 Morning. Oh, morning. 2 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:07,460 You off to work? 3 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,620 Yeah, big date station today. 4 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:11,500 Really? Yeah. 5 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:15,300 Bigger than the day that you interviewed the lady with an extra thumb? 6 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:18,400 Possibly. 7 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,100 Hopefully. 8 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:22,040 Well, just be careful. 9 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,060 Those people are crazy. 10 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:27,600 Not to worry. They're more surreal crazy than dangerous crazy. 11 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,260 Well, they have to be some kind of dangerous. 12 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:34,290 You've been there for six months, and you still haven't unpacked a thing. 13 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:37,950 Yeah, I kind of get tired of packing and unpacking, you know? 14 00:01:39,410 --> 00:01:45,610 Well, maybe it's time for this cowboy to hang up the old spurs and six -shooter 15 00:01:45,610 --> 00:01:47,710 and settle down on this ranch. 16 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:49,970 Maybe I should. 17 00:01:53,810 --> 00:01:54,810 Giddy up. 18 00:02:44,550 --> 00:02:45,550 It's a little tight. 19 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,880 Give it to me. 20 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:18,840 Oh, Mr. Carlson? 21 00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,380 Oh, no, he's not available right now. 22 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,040 Where is he? 23 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,600 At the doctor. 24 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:28,180 And what is he doing there? 25 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:32,960 He's getting penile implants. 26 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,140 Yeah, sure, thanks. 27 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,580 Good morning, Mr. Carlson. 28 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,240 Call your mother when you get a chance. 29 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,600 Thank you, Jennifer. Could you please send Andy into my office when he gets 30 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,840 here? Sure thing, Mr. Carlson. 31 00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:51,880 Good morning, Jennifer. How are you doing? 32 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:57,200 Well, there's something kind of big I need to get off my chest, Andy. 33 00:28:58,260 --> 00:28:59,640 I can see that. 34 00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:06,380 So tell me, what's been eating you out? I mean, eating at you, Jennifer. 35 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:10,180 Well, you know, I usually only answer three phone calls a day. Since this 36 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:11,660 contest, I've been doing like ten. 37 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,180 If this keeps up, I'm going to have to ask for a raise. 38 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,720 I understood, Jennifer, about that. 39 00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:19,510 I have no fear. The contest is over as of today. 40 00:29:19,730 --> 00:29:23,890 The finals will be in shortly, and Johnny's going to decide who's won those 41 00:29:23,890 --> 00:29:25,470 front row tickets to be super tramp tonight. 42 00:29:26,550 --> 00:29:27,810 Hey, what a relief. 43 00:29:28,510 --> 00:29:31,050 All that extra lifting? It's a strain on my body. 44 00:29:33,610 --> 00:29:36,350 Yeah, a phone receiver can be a terribly heavy thing. 45 00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:56,910 Morning, 46 00:29:58,550 --> 00:29:59,550 Andy. Jennifer. 47 00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:02,850 Oh, my God. 48 00:30:04,990 --> 00:30:06,090 It's Howard Cosell. 49 00:30:08,610 --> 00:30:10,430 Somehow you don't look quite as hip in person. 50 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:12,450 Hardy har har, Johnny. 51 00:30:13,350 --> 00:30:14,350 Check this out. 52 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:19,150 My feet match my belt. 53 00:30:19,370 --> 00:30:21,070 And that's all class, Steven. 54 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:24,380 You look like something the Grateful Dead left in Omaha. 55 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 It was Albuquerque. 56 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,160 Forget about me. I just ran out of drugs. 57 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,180 Johnny, shouldn't you be on the air? 58 00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,000 It's Supertrap day today. 59 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,040 Supertrap. 60 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320 Day. Today. 61 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,300 Oh, well, let's not forget about Supertrap and all they did for those 62 00:30:46,300 --> 00:30:48,240 people. Then, it's a good shot. 63 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,800 Wait, that's Martin Luther King Jr. 64 00:30:51,929 --> 00:30:53,490 Supertramp. Oh, the band. It's on. 65 00:30:53,890 --> 00:30:55,750 Yeah, well, they deserve a holiday, too. 66 00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:57,990 Johnny. Hey. 67 00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,850 Just kidding, just kidding. 68 00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:01,550 I'll take care of the finalists right now. 69 00:31:02,090 --> 00:31:04,310 Venus is in the booth taking care of it. I'm getting prepped. 70 00:31:06,430 --> 00:31:07,430 It's a good thing. 71 00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:10,710 You got a new sponsor for this ad tonight. 72 00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:13,670 And you're paying mutual bucks for this. 73 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,450 Who is it, Herb? 74 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,630 Steve's Used Coffees. 75 00:31:17,890 --> 00:31:19,310 And their slogan is fantastic. 76 00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,430 Don't worry. We've cleaned them out already. 77 00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:25,210 Isn't that great? 78 00:31:26,470 --> 00:31:27,470 Wonderful, Herb. 79 00:31:27,990 --> 00:31:29,190 Best sales guy we have. 80 00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:35,330 Hey, wait a minute, Andy. I'm the only sales guy. 81 00:31:37,490 --> 00:31:38,590 Hello there, Cincinnati. 82 00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:45,890 Venus Flatrap here to set the mood and insert his big, 83 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:48,450 meaty music deep inside your soul. 84 00:31:49,710 --> 00:31:53,610 It's Super Trap Day here at WKRP, when it will be announced shortly upon the 85 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:59,610 return of Johnny Fever, who will hopefully be back in about 25 minutes or 86 00:32:01,290 --> 00:32:06,910 Until then, here's a couple from the super group, Funky Ass Frankenstein. 87 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:17,330 Oh, Venus, that was so sexy. 88 00:32:18,410 --> 00:32:23,010 Your voice is like hot chocolate mixed with butter, and it's making me hungry 89 00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,150 and turning me on, honey. 90 00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:29,030 Let me ask you a question, baby. Have you ever flown up to Venus? 91 00:32:30,030 --> 00:32:33,830 Because Venus is about to go down on you. 92 00:34:14,380 --> 00:34:15,580 See y 'all fucking slobbery. 93 00:36:47,770 --> 00:36:48,810 Oh, yeah. 94 00:36:53,310 --> 00:36:54,730 It's like you're digging my face. 95 00:37:02,950 --> 00:37:04,930 That just beat my pussy through. 96 00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:21,510 It's good. 97 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,140 That's what you feel so fucking good. 98 00:40:26,860 --> 00:40:29,580 You look so good inside this little pink pussy. 99 00:40:29,820 --> 00:40:30,279 Oh, yeah. 100 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,060 Yeah? Oh, fuck yeah. 101 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:39,920 Oh, you have such a perfect fucking cut. 102 00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:05,100 Catch anything yet? 103 00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:08,260 Just crabs and a phone call from Mama. 104 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:13,200 Reminds me of how she owns this station. If we don't turn a profit soon, she's 105 00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,540 going to turn this into an all -new station. 106 00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:17,520 Les would like that. 107 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,580 Les would like nothing better than the United States to dig up in Rihanna and 108 00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:24,680 make McCarthy so he could protect us from the communist threat at home. 109 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,080 Les is a dingbat. 110 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,740 Les is the best newsman we've got. 111 00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:31,520 Rock and roll is the best chance the station's got of making a profit. 112 00:48:31,860 --> 00:48:33,200 I know, I know. 113 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,440 Is that true? 114 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,100 Yes, sir, Mr. Carlson. 115 00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:39,580 You should call Mother up. 116 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:40,718 Oh, dear. 117 00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:43,300 Just let Mother know we've got everything here under control. Oh, my. 118 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,640 Let her know it's a super tramp competition. 119 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,820 There's a real moneymaker on our hands. 120 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:49,900 Super tramp? Sounds explicit. 121 00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,400 I promise you, it's going to penetrate our market share issues and enlarge our 122 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,680 revenues. That sounds really explicit. 123 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,920 You handle Mama, and I'll handle making WKRP profitable. 124 00:49:11,050 --> 00:49:12,050 Hello, Mama? 125 00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:16,590 I'd like to talk to you about penetrating a super tramp and making 126 00:49:16,590 --> 00:49:17,590 enlarged. 127 00:49:20,550 --> 00:49:24,590 Yep, yep, yeah, no worries. We got you covered. Oh, hey, I gotta go. 128 00:49:27,170 --> 00:49:28,170 Andy! 129 00:49:28,390 --> 00:49:32,650 I got a new sale for today's contestant. Well, that's great. Who is it? 130 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:37,130 Geek Goat Cat Insurance. 131 00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:38,950 We got your cat covered. 132 00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,940 Except for fires, dogs, and Koreans. 133 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:46,020 Wonderful. It's like we never had a sales guy before you. 134 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,120 Wait a minute. 135 00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:51,360 There wasn't a sales guy before me. 136 00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:56,300 Hey, Andy. 137 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:57,600 How you doing, Bailey? 138 00:49:58,060 --> 00:50:01,320 I'm great, Andy. How are you doing? I'm doing fantastic, thanks to you. 139 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,300 That ticket promotion giveaway I did, yours was brilliant. 140 00:50:05,380 --> 00:50:06,680 Shucks, Andy. It was nothing. 141 00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:10,020 Nothing? And Bailey, you're just too modest. 142 00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:15,180 Tell you what, that's the biggest promotion we've had at WKRP since... 143 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:17,400 since we dropped those turkeys out of the helicopter for Thanksgiving. 144 00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:21,520 Who does guess that turkeys can't fly? 145 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:26,760 Big disaster there, but, you know... It was big, and that's the point. 146 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,080 Those poor turkeys, gobbling their way down to Earth. 147 00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:36,780 Until, gobble, gobble... Bailey, you're doing a good job. 148 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,720 I feel a certain promotion coming on for a junior employee. 149 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:43,840 Les? 150 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,720 Les? 151 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:50,580 Yes, who is it? 152 00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,400 It's Andy, Les. Can I come in? 153 00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:54,420 Andy? Of course you can. 154 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,020 So, what can I do for you, Andy? 155 00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:01,220 Well, Les, I just wanted to come by and tell you what a great job you did with 156 00:51:01,220 --> 00:51:03,040 the ticket promotion giveaway on the news. 157 00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:05,780 I didn't see what any good newsman would do. 158 00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:07,120 Report the news. 159 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,500 And that's why I may even get another Buckeye News Hawk Award. 160 00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:12,720 Or maybe even a silver cow. 161 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,060 Or possibly a real office. 162 00:51:16,060 --> 00:51:18,940 The point is, you did a great job. Now listen, could you help get those tickets 163 00:51:18,940 --> 00:51:20,460 ready with Bailey for this afternoon's giveaway? 164 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:21,700 I sure can, Andy. 165 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:23,900 Well, that's great. Thank you very much, Les. 166 00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:26,060 Oh. 167 00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,640 You should not spur yourself on those tickets now. 168 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,840 They are hot. 169 00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:33,480 It was a joke, Les. 170 00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:35,180 Oh. 171 00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:37,560 Sure was. That was funny, Andy. 172 00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,100 Oh, and Andy? 173 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:44,520 Yes? You will be replacing that door that you just walked through, right? 174 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:45,779 Yes, sir. 175 00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:48,180 In fact, I'll get the men's guy on it right now. I don't think I can even 176 00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:49,340 convince him to do it for free. 177 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,980 So, Bailey, what did you do with the concert tickets? 178 00:51:57,420 --> 00:51:58,440 I gave them to you, Lex. 179 00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:03,260 No, Bailey, I never got concert tickets from you. That's why I just asked for 180 00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:05,860 them now, so I can see whether the musician... 181 00:52:06,250 --> 00:52:08,090 Buffer T. Rant is going to perform. 182 00:52:27,830 --> 00:52:29,290 So how's it hanging, Jennifer? 183 00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:33,830 Standing, actually. 184 00:52:35,150 --> 00:52:36,670 Can I take you out to dinner, beautiful? 185 00:52:37,550 --> 00:52:39,970 I don't date a man who thinks plaid is a color. 186 00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:43,050 How about a man who's about to be rich? 187 00:52:43,350 --> 00:52:45,750 I'm about ready to get paid for those two big accounts. 188 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,030 Do you know how much steak I can buy you with that? 189 00:52:49,030 --> 00:52:50,870 Herb, I only dine on Kobe beef. 190 00:52:51,310 --> 00:52:57,430 You're more of a hamburger helper, cheeseburger macaroni casserole. 191 00:52:58,390 --> 00:52:59,510 Meat is meat, Jennifer. 192 00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:03,270 Ah, what the hell. I don't have anything better to do. 193 00:57:32,170 --> 00:57:33,310 Wanna fuck, baby? 194 00:57:34,570 --> 00:57:36,410 Yeah, you wanna fuck me now? Mm -hmm. 195 00:57:38,030 --> 00:57:41,750 Oh, yeah. 196 00:57:44,190 --> 00:57:47,750 Oh, yeah. This is so good right there. 197 00:57:48,370 --> 00:57:50,330 Oh, yeah. 198 00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:24,210 It feels really good. 199 00:58:27,050 --> 00:58:28,490 So good. 200 00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:34,470 They stayed for a long time. 201 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,840 I said, I love you. 202 01:02:08,300 --> 01:02:09,098 So good. 203 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:10,100 Oh, my God. 204 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:11,340 Tighter. Oh, God. 205 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,600 She is so good. Yeah. 206 01:02:48,910 --> 01:02:49,910 Love it. 207 01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:45,180 Yeah, why don't you get up here so I can fucking ride your cock? Yeah. Yeah, 208 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,180 whatever. 209 01:05:47,530 --> 01:05:48,530 Ugh. 210 01:07:22,990 --> 01:07:23,990 Yes. 211 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,960 Oh my god, yeah 212 01:15:23,940 --> 01:15:24,940 Fucking good. 213 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:04,840 Oh, God. No, no, no. Let me like that. 214 01:16:43,980 --> 01:16:44,919 I'm gonna make you cum. 215 01:16:44,920 --> 01:16:50,060 Oh my god, I want you to cum so bad. 216 01:16:54,900 --> 01:16:57,780 God, come on. I'm gonna make you cum bad. 217 01:16:58,440 --> 01:16:59,860 Yeah, yeah. 218 01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:01,680 That was so bad. 219 01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:06,620 I want you to cum all over my dirty little asshole. 220 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:10,080 Yeah, cum all over my fucking ass. 221 01:17:38,990 --> 01:17:43,550 Oh my god, yeah. 222 01:18:03,690 --> 01:18:04,770 Fucking dirty little asshole. 223 01:19:22,039 --> 01:19:24,200 Oh, yeah, I can feel it. 224 01:19:47,080 --> 01:19:48,260 Wow. 225 01:20:34,410 --> 01:20:38,010 What's so important? Less than I really... Bailey lost the concert 226 01:20:38,310 --> 01:20:39,310 What? 15888