Original subtitles

We interrupt this program to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring, Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere

with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga! - Aahhh!

[thunder]

This looks like a crummy place to end a crummy vacation.

[thunder]

[howl]

Welcome to the Katz Motel.

I'm Katz.

Will you please sign in.

No dogs allowed.

But...but...

Oh my...

Kaboom!

What did I do?

[mumbling] Dog!

Oh, Courage. Don't worry.

It's only for a short time.

Good night, Courage.

It may be a good night for you. You'll be in a warm bed.

[humming]

Can't wait to sleep in my own bed.

Muriel, you hear me?

Eh, what do you know?

Bed...ah.

[snoring]

[locks unlocking, door creaking]

My loves, dinner has arrived.

Oh, and, by the way, your web is such a mess.

Clean it up, will you?

[snoring]

[humming]

[foot steps]

[gasp]

[scream]

[scream]

Yeah!

[humming]

Finally I can relax.

[screaming]

It's Muriel. She's in trouble.

Muriel! Muriel!

MURIEL: [screaming]

COURAGE: Oh, I hope this works!

MURIEL: Ahhhhh!

C ourage, go get help! Hurry!

[snoring]

Wake up! Wake up!

[honking]

[howling]

MURIEL: [screaming]

Ooohh!!

Courage, did you get any help?

Eeee!!!

[screaming]

Help! Help! Help!

Where is everybody?

[howl]

What do I do? What do I do?

[chomp]

Leaving so soon?

[howl]

Oof!

I wish you hadn't done that.

[screaming]

Now what do I do? Now what do I do?

Oh, no. It's dark in here.

[scream]

KATZ: I wish you hadn't done that.

[screaming]

Oh, no!

There's no place to run, and no place to hide.

Oh, you fiend, you.

A little sport before dying, dear boy?

Do I have a choice?

Oh! Oh! Hyeah!

[flushing]

What a fine way to end a vacation.

Hmm. How lovely.

Now, where's that man gone to?

Ooh!

Ohh!

Now you're going to learn

why no one ever checks out of the Katz Motel.

[laughs]

[howling]

[laughing]

Come on, Courage. We're leaving.

The service here stinks!

[snoring]

That's a fancy blanket grandpa has on.

Maybe we should get you one.

[screaming]

FOX: Ooh wee! This is gonna be good.

Cup of lizard lips.

Pair of elephant ankles.

Tablespoon turtle eyes.

I can't wait to win first prize for my granny stew,

and one cute little old granny.

What?

I ain't got one of them!

Well, I just have to get me one.

Oh, Courage. Isn't it grand to feed the birds?

Birds. I don't like birds.

They always make fun of me.

�Yam!

[howling]

Isn't this the life?

Not a care in the world.

Now that's what I call one cute little old granny.

Courage, will you be spending all afternoon in there?

Ooh! What was that?

Hey, man. How ya doing?

Oooohhh!

[snoring]

Oh, ain't that sweet?

Granny fell asleep.

[knock]

Hate to pull you from your crib,

but I got a granny stew to do.

Oooh!

Ow ow ow ow ow!

A Muriel stew!

I don't know what I'm going to do, but it better be good!

MAN: Hey there, dog. What you want?

Hey! Come back here with that salami!

Ok, fox. Where's Muriel?

[scream]

Now I do take offense, sir. I do!

[screech]

I truly thank you.

Muriel!

Muriel!

Muriel!

Oh, there she is!

Here I come, Muriel...l hope.

Won't take but a moment, my petite sweetie.

Mmm mmm. I can taste that granny stew now.

Hey, what's this?

Oh my.

Now keep your dirty hands to yourself, you filthy fox.

[snoring]

All right, Muriel. Don't worry about that fox.

[howl]

He's way behind.

Hello again!

Just rest your head, my darling.

Leave everything to me.

Oh, I've got to stop that fox.

Those rocks will stop him.

[moaning]

[scream]

That dog is becoming a real pain in my...

[snore] Oh! Where am I?

I'm just having one of those floating dreams.

Oh well. [snore]

[howling]

Muriel!

I'll just take that from you.

Thank you.

Muriel!

You're gonna be right proud to be in my stew,

and I can't wait.

Hey now!

What's all this here?

Ahem. You look lucky. Want to try?

I sure am lucky.

Shhh.

And this is a particularly lucky day.

I was born lucky.

You see? I win!

Wake up, Muriel.

Come on. Come on!

WOMAN ON TELEPHONE: Hello. Police department.

Help! Help! I'm...I'm...

[growl]

WOMAN ON TELEPHONE: Ok. We'll send a car right over.

You called?

Oohh!

Now, if you don't mind,

I got a stew to do.

Mmm mmm. I can taste it now.

Muriel!

And I hate to fly.

It won't be long now.

Mmm mmm!

Hold on, Muriel. I'm coming!

What? What is wrong with that dog?

[Courage screaming]

He's a hanging on kinda dog, ain't he?

[screaming]

Go on. Make yourself right at home.

Hey, sport. Look at this.

BOTH: Wait. Don't do it! No! Don't! Ooh!

Hold on! We're coming for you!

Ooh!

This is all your fault.

My fault?

Yeah.

You're trying to make a stew out of her.

And a right good one she gonna be.

[screaming]

I knew she was there all along.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

[whistle blowing]

[screaming]

Ooh. That was some ride.

Now where'd my little old granny go?

There she is!

Oooh! Muriel!

I really should be in the Olympics.

Oof!

Will someone close the window? It's so drafty.

I got you, Muriel! Ooh!

Going somewhere?

Nooo!

Granny stew, I'm waiting on you.

[screaming]

Mmm mmm. That first prize is surely mine.

Mmm mmm. A little oil. A little vinegar.

My favorite.

[screaming]

I'm rolling with granny and flour.

Make me the dish of the hour.

In you go, granny darling.

What?

No! Don't do it! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh. Oh!

Courage, what am I doing here?

[sniff] What's that delicious smell?

[sniff] Is that Cajun fox stew?

Courage, shall we have some?

FOX: No, no. Fox stew is not for you.

No thanks.

I've had enough Cajun for one day.

EUSTACE: Stupid dog!