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excuse me

are you from the land layer the new

chamber made let Miss see your

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references your

hands you're the scholary

made there's a train returning to Paris

in 20 minutes take it but I haven't the

money to get back to Paris that's your

business besides a girl with your looks

it's a little bit too much I'm sorry sir

but it's not my fault it's not my fault

I'll work for l I'll do

anything what else can I do come on you

just a

moment are you Mr landl i r The landl

Establishment I know what you are you're

the valot am I

right I am the valet amongst other

things nonsense you're the valot and

that's all and don't put on airs with me

and you can just go and tell your master

mistress or whoever it is that you were

for because you didn't like the skull

made that the chamber maid's quitting

too that's all you may

go oh you shouldn't have done it for me

I didn't my but you're brave I wish I

was Brave like that I wish I were too

I've never talked like that before in my

life and stop crying stupid we can cry

all the way back to Paris wait a minute

I changed my mind get in both of

you both of

us get my

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he must be a very important man he's a

valid let

me let me

do what's your name Louise and what's

yours Joseph my name's Celeste in case

anybody's interested I see

are you sure he's only a valot he's an

Undertaker listen what I know about vots

would fill my diary

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here's youro

for both of us yes there's only one bed

oh that's all right I'll sleep over

there on the floor stop shrugging bring

him another

bed you

see I don't ever want to see you shrug

your shoulders again believe me a you

never do

it it's what I've done all my

life do this do that bring me this bring

that you eat too much sugar are you

clean I'm sick of it

yes you don't know it that you changed

my whole life when I saw the way you

acted at the station I understood what

was wrong with me all of a sudden I

understood Life Is Life from now on I'm

going to fight and I'm going to fight

hard and I don't care who gets hurt just

so it's not me yes and I'll tell you

something else I'm not going to be a

chambermaid any longer no I'm not I'm

going to be a mistress and have a house

of my own oh excuse

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me and I'm going to grab the first man I

meet to get where I'm going yes I am the

very first man I don't care if he's

handsome or ugly or young or old just so

he's got money that's the main thing

money

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yes they've always hurt me so from now

on I swear to you I'm going to use them

no more love for

Celestine I'm going to write that down

so I'll never never forget

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it I hope you like to work there PL of

it here hard work keeps you out of

Mischief what kind of Mischief could you

get into having six or seven gentleman

friends after me all at the same time

fighting over me that's enough Mischief

for anybody isn't it clean the sink

that'll keep you busy for a

while

eggs new yes are you from the village do

you have a good time

there you'll be seeing us the first

afternoon we have off what's your name

his name's Pierre run along now we're

busy

he's not where's the other one Celestine

she's coming she get into Mischief too

she's my closest friend we get into

Mischief

together

oh did you have a good hunt sir I never

have a good hunt I don't like to kill I

never carry cartridges up there's a good

dog I had to walk to get away from this

house I have the I'm hidden for you Mr

La

H is a

good we're on the wrong

way would you like a nice bottle of

coold cider to wash it

down I'm Celestine the new made what's

that you're eating I'm starving can you

give me

that what do you do around here I know

you're the

gardener

M say what's this place like to work in

I you another one I'd go to it they let

you wear a beard that's B that Joseph's

kind of bossy isn't he well he's not

going to boss me around I'll tell you

that that's just P nobody else is going

to boss me around either I found out it

pays to be very tough well that may be

all right for you but I don't go with me

oh will you just stick with me and

you'll be on the right track we'll put

the Masters in their

places sit down

huh Charles what are you doing in the

kitchen I'm sorry my

dear Maran this is the last time I'll

warn you not to feed Mr L between

meals you're the new schol maid yes

madame your name Louise Madame that's

very

proper and you're the chamber made yes

madame your name please

cestine that's too complicated I'll call

you Marie yes

M I prefer to be called by my own name

Madame very interesting turn around

please turn around that's what I

said I like your figure we'll modify

your clothes Joseph they'll help with

the dinner tonight and retire

immediately afterward they will Arise at

5:00 in the morning and begin their

duties now come to my room I want to

talk to you

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Joseph we live in these rooms here it's

of no interest to you for the moment

I'll find out you're not the only source

of information in this house I'm the

most

reliable is it haunted or something no

but it will be oh if you want to see

something worthwhile come with me now

now

aside from Madame I am the only one who

has the keys to this

VA upstairs is haunted what's this a

torture

chamber oh my

goodness this must be worth a milion

worth more than the Chateau and the

grounds put together they antiques

symbols of aristocracy do they use them

every day no only once a year on the

midnight of July 14th to celebrate our

freedom in this family July 14th means

the day of Francis June this is gold

don't they like the Republic no neither

do I the Republic was created for

weaklings I see I see oh look at this

one it's lovely oh it's got rubies and

diamonds on it that's a snot

box it's very valuable you think they'd

miss it I'll go back to work ah

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oh I'm sorry about yesterday I should

have known you were the master forgive

me please and thank you so much for

being nice don't go you know you're a

very pretty girl very pushes I hope you

like it with your help I'll try sir of

course it isn't like Paris is it it's

quite different I bet you had a gay time

in Paris didn't you Mr land there really

I'd like to bring a little of Paris here

I'd like a gay time

myself perhaps uh we could go together

to Paris sometime couldn't we no you're

just like all the other gentlemen and I

still thought that you'd be different

Celestine please don't be angry will you

do me the favor to buy yourself a little

gift as token by

Emil you will you accept this Frank

you're sweet sir but I can't take your

money I'd rather have uh some sort of

remembrance something that belongs to

you like an old snuff box maybe an old

snuff box like yes something I could

feel have been close to you the one with

the rubies and the

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Diamonds breaking my class

again 1 2

3 I kill you

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come

out come out

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out okay mosquito where are you

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I'll get my

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gun excuse me oh my ner Captain I'm your

neighbor I live right over there I'm an

old Soldier as ready to serve a pretty

woman as I was to serve my country well

Captain if it isn't asking too much why

are you breaking our glass tactics my

dear young lady to get lir away so I

could talk to you couldn't you talk to

me if you were here no no we're enemies

bitter enemies the land lers I mean

we're their reactionaries and I'm a

liberal they criticize me publicly for

eating at the same table with Roose

she's my servant there's nothing wrong

with eating with the roll I told him

well I should say not yes I told him

excuse

me

these delicious delicious well why do

you eat them I eat everything I've eaten

every kind of flour in this guy some of

these are very delicious some of them

don't them out so much these are very

bad well that's very interesting but

here comes Mr lanir with a

shotgun now I'm no coward my diet proves

that know I'm famous famous over the

entire District I'm afraid of nothing

When

anybody alive no matter what it is me

the first thing they do is to bring it

to me and fight

it my RO is

off no

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you go away you go away and let my baby

alone you great bully your baby you your

baby on my want to

car away

ordinarily we never enter these rooms

however since they may be occupied very

shortly we're going to clean them

thoroughly today Joseph open the door

please

Louise shine those shoes Celestine take

those clothes and brush them carefully I

do hope the mods haven't got into them

now Joseph come with me I'll pick out

the curtains you are to hang

I was thinking of you last night and

today I've been thinking of you too sir

you know that snuff box oh there's no

hurry you must forget that I even

mentioned it not at all it's just that

it takes time that's

all oh well celestina are you getting

accustomed to the I'm getting to like it

very much indeed good well you must

excuse me

Joseph who do all those things belong to

what's the mystery you'll find out in

time don't be so curious I don't know

why I expected you to tell me anything I

tell you one thing the master has

nothing in his own name except his birth

certificate not even a

snuffbox you know an awful lot about me

don't you don't you yes you learn I'm

your friend I doubt

that I was saying when we were

interrupted I'm sorry sir but I have to

do my work I'm making plans about that

snuff

box I think Madam works you too hard

perhaps you will insist that Madame will

give me more time off so that you and I

can go to Paris together if I done

something wrong not all not at all

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I'm out whever are I'm out of your house

and fight are you going to let him talk

to you like that aren't you going to

accept his challenge accept his

challenge certainly I will certainly Mo

wait for

me that's it hi that's that's what you

always do well that settles that why he

hasn't got a scent oh now what are you

going to do

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after all the captain's not so bad je

come over to my

house I'm over and visit a

man now hurry up hurry up yes Captain

take too

long you'll never learn how to fix ABS I

don't want to learn it's bad for you

keep quiet hurry up

Captain

Captain tell us you asked me to come to

visit you C did I my what a

distinguished looking estate you have

distinguished you think so definitely

but then you're a very distinguished

type yourself see the R I thought you

might have eaten them all by now no

wa I switched to water

L that was fasina things you leave

that's right you know it's failing to

meet a man of the world like you in this

dull Countryside no I'm just an old

village bump don't you believe him no

FSE Mony Captain he's my baby boy wife

would you like a gra no thank you I

would not too much Captain you run along

long start dinner very well baby I will

I get on my baby's nerves lately it's my

asthma but he couldn't get along without

his mommy could you Captain you run

along I said very well I'll go but don't

you get Mischief no Mischief no Mischief

don't get into Mischief no Mischief

listen to a puff puff like a locomotive

what we're talking about you're a diet

that's right sit down let me explain now

everybody in the world except me gets

into a run about fol they have no

pioneering Spirit probably the first man

who ate a noise to people called him

crazy entric that's right that's right

now the same with me by my boldness I've

discovered new foods that nobody ever

heard of before I'm willing to eat

absolutely anything keeps me young and

vigorous you know if you were in Paris

they'd write a book about you you'd be a

celebrity no I was in Paris nobody wrote

about me oh you just didn't know the

right authors now tell me more uh e

Stones too no stones have no taste you

don't get the idea come here let me show

you come here so I'll show you what I do

with stone and watch this see that now

listen see what I know was you're the

cleverest man I ever saw a good time

anyway

there oh now now I'll show you something

else this is Clay bear that's get up

there clay General clay bear he's the

best friend I have in the world darling

he looks like you thank you does he eat

everything too he doesn't eat as many

things as I do nice little clay bear

landl they hav't got anything like you

all they have is dogs anybody can have

dogs but a tame squirrel what do you

think of that well I I think you're

amazing look miss it tears my heart to

see you working for those crazy people

next door that Maniacs all them and the

son have you seen him yet no tell me

about it well he's a monster a monster

he's got two heads and a tail I wouldn't

even eat him I'll get to the point like

an old Soldier come over with me in a

nice sane household you could have

everything you want and no work rolls

would do it all would you give me play

bear certainly he's the dearest thing I

have I'll give him and what else girls

like lots of presents you know if you

come with me I'll give you everything

everything what do you call everything

my house my Gardens everything people

would talk well you let them we'll get

married house after an idea it's an idea

but I bet you're married already no

you'll be the first one and you tell you

something else upstairs in my room I

have hidden away 25,000 Franks now

nobody knows about it not even Rose

how's that for a present you give it to

me yes I would I give it to you I give

it to you give it to you stop it stop it

you're crushing him

baby baby

you did that I saw you now go back where

you

belong come

baby what are you doing here

I bet you like to see things killed not

without a

purpose an orderly woman shouldn't

become involved with a man like the

captain what can he offer you 25,000

Franks 25,000 Franks that's what he can

offer

me 25,000 Franks yes all my life I've

waited on people and now now no I'm

going to get what I can that's up to you

but there are safe methods and unsafe

ones the death of that squirrel should

be a warning to you I don't know what

you're talking about anyway I'm not even

interested someday you will be and stop

spying on me you vot

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telegram for the LA is it from the Sun

government secret good news or bad

depends on how you look at it from the

Sun all right then it's bad news I hope

so stingy old skin

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plint the GH delicious maranne

congratulations do you really like it

you have Joseph to thank for that it's

the way he kills

them yes he sticks a long pin through

their heads in that way they die very

very slowly and the blood stays inside

it's what makes the gravy so

rich oh my

pudding W for m madame L I take it I

didn't see you you girls in our village

last couple of weeks don't you like us

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anymore tegram madam

George that's funny isn't it we were

talking about

him oh my prayers have been answered my

prayers have been answered Celestine

come with

me put it down put it down don't meet

the plane Maran Lise Charles do

something helpful gather some roses and

put on a decent suit my other suit has a

hole in it

what happened what have I done but

nothing you were fine excellent I told

you I wasn't satisfied with your clothes

now we'll do something about it do

something yes I'm going to try an

experiment undress please undress I said

undress I sent all the way to Paris for

this here take it now hurry up it

shouldn't take you all day to get out of

that thing now slip into that as quickly

as

possible it will fit it will do

beautifully very proper Madame I'll

explain I told you I was expecting a

very particular guest Mr L and myself

are not as young as we once were we find

that our friends don't wish to visit us

as they used to no no Celestine the

other way yes that's it perhaps a fresh

face or two in our home yours and

Louis's although Louis's isn't much help

Heaven Knows will make it a little more

gay so now you understand let me see ah

very proper we can take it up with a

needle here we'll try these other

dresses later mam I oh I almost forgot

you haven't any proper perfume have you

that's good cheap perfume is

unforgivable now let me see ah here's

what I was looking for now I want you to

keep yourself properly sented at all

times but a chambermaid is that the best

you can do with your hair I wear it

plain for work that's not proper sit

down now I want you to copy these

exactly and by the time our guest

arrives I'll expect you to have your

hairdress according to these

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pictures my darling boy your

home everything we have is for you

George father

hello I see that he never leaves me

again

never celese go in go in

good afternoon

sir sir good

afternoon Madame lir would like you to

enjoy a bottle of B cico 65 sir yes sir

I've had

it it's still in the bottle sir all

right go ahead and serve

it yes

sir come here against the

light our hair is very nice where did

you come from oh I come from Britney sir

I was born in odier and where it's windy

and foggy and rough but I love it what

ever since I was a little girl I've

always never mind never mind I've had

that story

you've had it I beg pardon sir then you

don't want the champagne yes I do yes

sir how long have you been around here a

little over two weeks

sir I'm sorry

sir what do I get the champagne yes

sir oh you have a cold sir for about six

years I'm sorry sir that's

all wait what's your name my name's

Celestine not actually Celestine is it

yes it is pretty fancy uniform you're

wearing thank you sir it came from Paris

did you bring it from Paris me sir or

did my mother your mother is she your

mother she is

and I'm the scapegoat of the L family

Haven you heard about me Oh Captain Mo

said that you had two heads and a well

For Heaven's

Sake so the captain gave me a black mark

did he oh the captain's talk means

nothing sir I uh I've had it that's

right listen to him you'll wind up

eating beetles anything more sir more

than Beatles I mean anything more for

you

sir like what for instance well I could

read to you I read aloud very well well

that would be nice

here wait a moment did they tell you to

entertain me too right never mind I've

had

it very well sir

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Maran do you think I'll

do you'll do want to

exited C

come here I want to talk to

you why are you going I'm going to the

Village it's my day off why do you ask

it's not a good plan to be seen with Mr

George I thought I was brought here to

entertain him yes but not in public

neither Madame nor I would approve of

that is that all you wanted to tell me

no but I have patience I can wait

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hello celese

hello taking a walk my day off oh that's

fine someone following you oh Pierre

where's Louise she's working today

Louise in in a tree what's he talking

about he wants to sit with her under the

wishing tree wishing tree The Story Goes

that a prince sat there with a

shepherdess and she made a wish and he

up and married her just like that so

when young people want to get married

they sit there and

wish does it work well it did with me

blasted oh good day sir good day sir

hello Celestine hello Mr George I want

you to meet my friends uh the postman

and Pierre please know you say something

I'm tell

me he says he used to see you go by in

the carriage I used to see him playing

in the field I remember the day you were

born your father let me peek in at you

well I'm glad we've met formerly at last

well goodbye Stine bye goodbye and come

back often sir I will goodbye Celeste

goodbye

goodbye goodbye bye

I hope you didn't mind meeting my friend

sir you no I wanted to meet them before

I never knew how to go about it thanks

to you it was quite simple you've been

away so much and of course you mean it's

the way I was brought up I didn't mean

that it's so good to see you walking in

the sunshine you you seem to be getting

better every day I have you to thank for

that too I suppose well I'll be going

along Mr

Geor you know why I came to the Village

this afternoon yes it's your day off I

overheard you say you were coming here

you e Dro do you always that's veryy

Frank of you you had something to ask me

I wondered if I could go walking with

you this afternoon as usual well as a

matter of fact I was just going

somewhere to read let me read to you

please just one sentence one sentence

please go

ahead here I could a tale unfold whose

lightest word would Harrow up thy soul

freeze thy Young Blood make thy two eyes

like Stars start from their spheres I'll

bet you thought I couldn't read I did

why do you read such frightening things

makes me feel better by comparison I

don't think it's good for you I know a

more soothing kind of poetry I uh

composed it myself go

ahead Little Flower how I Pine for the

secret of your beauty oh to keep my hand

as soft as thine and still to do my

duty is it so bad that's it under the

tree that tree exactly

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now tell me what it means your poem it

means it it's hard to keep your hands as

soft as a flower when you work hard give

me your

hand are you making a wish you know

about that I heard tell that's why I

brought you

here you making a wish Celestine will be

happy with someone someday

I'm wishing that you will too no with me

it doesn't matter let's walk back to the

Chateau

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what's that somebody's killing somebody

this is a funny house isn't it Celeste

that's just what I was writing in my

diary not for

children oh I'm sorry but do you write

everything in there even the unhappy

things I used to because that's all

there ever was to write about what do

you write now I'm WR about Mr landl and

the captain next door what about Joseph

I'll bet he's got a lot of money hidden

away he's an

Undertaker yes who's he mad

at I don't

know but this is a place for murder

shelin don't talk like that maybe it'll

be me Louise no no maybe it'll be you no

no

no no someone behind the door open it no

you open it I'll open

it

sh it's late Madam doesn't approve of

the help sing up until this hour it

wastes the candles I'll burn all the

candles I want and you stop sneaking

around our door don't be afraid of me

you and I are alike H maybe not in looks

but down underneath we are the

same something I'd like to make a little

speech a short speech will you listen to

her of course sir even if it were a long

one it's only four words I'm going away

oh I didn't want to hear that kind of a

speech I didn't want to make it but I

can't stay here any longer wasn't the

service satisfactory sir I mean did we

neglect you no on the contrary I

appreciate what you've done more than

you know then why do you go I've never

been so happy before I don't know but

since I am going away will you do me a

big favor sir of course will you call me

George oh what will Madam LL say if she

hear I'd like to hear

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her please go away I can't bear people

when I feel like this

I'm not people I'm Celestine and I'm

here to serve you it's my job so let me

do

it your fingers are so cool are they

George I'll tell you something I thought

of just this moment I don't know why it

popped into my head tell me I thought if

I'd met you earlier I could have waited

on you and cared for you and served you

and things would be different than they

are

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now I that's the saddest thing I ever

heard I thank you for telling me I'd

like to tell you something Celestine

it's a sort of

farewell I've come home to what I call a

home beaten and disillusioned and Ill

come to a house I've never loved to look

up and Fields I've never enjoyed debris

there that stifles me it's been less

than a homecoming and more of a defeat

why do you tell tell me

this because your name is Celestine your

hair is

gold because I'm

leaving because you're bitter I think

that's the main reason I can't

understand why you have money you went

to school you studied law couldn't that

have been exciting it required both

energy and ambition I had neither I

never found the urge to live or die on a

big

scale I remember when you first came

into my room and I saw your hair I

thought it was the brightest gold I'd

ever seen D makes me do it up fancy this

way I don't like it how do you like it

just hanging loose on my shoulders of

course you do now let it fall just for a

moment

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I hadn't meant this I had only meant

goodbye how does it feel to be in love

it changes all the time now it hurts it

hurts terribly because I don't

understand he almost kissed me and then

he ran and locked himself in his room I

think he's mean to go away don't say

that he's not mean he knows what's best

better than

anybody I just wish I could see him once

again the greenhouse is no place to say

goodbye I told he knows what's

best I knew it who is it this is

I I saw your light Celestine so I knew

that you were awake I'm very upset I've

heard my son pacing up and down in his

room all through the night I know he's

unhappy and

ill I want you to help me of course

Madame I think a cup of hot broth might

be soothing to him would you like to get

it certainly I'll I'll put on my uniform

put my rapper on think he wants to leave

us when he's so ill I I won't have it I

tell you

there who is it it's me

sir what do you want

I've brought you some hot broth S I

don't want it you can take it

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back wait put it

down

so yes George

why do you come here this hour of the

morning what's the idea behind it I was

told that you couldn't sleep Sir so we

decided you were told who told you I

mean Madame told me to I knew it I knew

it come

closer yes

GE I said you bye to you today do you

remember that well didn't I make myself

clear you mean you never want to see me

again I meant a lot of things which I'll

explain with a proper

witness come in here

I want to talk to you George mother

inside here are a lot of Secrets fears

moods not one particle of hope I'm

finished now what do you wanted me what

are you trying to do I'm trying to get

you to stay with me I know that you

won't be sorry I'll take care of you you

leave me alone no I'll watch over you as

I've always done since you were a

fragile little boy haven't I always

protected you sheltered you because you

want to possess me as you possessed

father and Joseph George yes and

everyone else around here oh you're

tired my son and upset whatever I am

will you leave me alone is that asking

too much but George now that you won get

out and take your fellow conspirator

with you you don't mean that take her

out I said keep her out of my sight I've

seen all I want of

love now go

away then you'll stay with me my darling

you've changed your

mind my mind has nothing to do with it

I've tried to go but I I can't as much

as I want to I haven't the strength to

crawl from here to the Village from here

to the to the front

gate is that satisfy you of course you

haven't the strength please get

out get out get out

my poor boy is not himself tonight but

he'll soon be having you wait on him

again no he won't what do you think I am

a dog or a cat or an animal or something

that you can send for me one minute and

throw me out the next really I hate him

I hate him for pretending to be nice to

me when all the time he was just like

you are mean and cruel look at you glad

I found out in the time that you're both

the same and I hate you too I don't want

to dress like you look like you or be

like you I can't stand with you anymore

I'm

through I'm

through here you are Celeste I'm not

taking them you can have them but Madam

ller gave them to you take them all and

welcome I don't ever want to see

anything to remind me of this place oh

cheste there

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for

oh excuse

me are you from the land layer the new

chamber made let miss your references

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your

hands you the scy

made there's a train returning to Paris

in 20 minutes take it but I Haven the

money to get back to Paris that's your

business decides a girl with your looks

it's a little bit too much I'm sorry

sorry sir but it's not my fault it's not

my fault I'll work for L sir I'll do

anything what else can I do come on you

just a

moment are you Mr landl I I'm the landl

establishment I know what you are you're

the valot am I

right I am the valet amongst other

things nonsense you're the valid and

that's all and don't put on airs with me

and you can just go and tell your master

and mistress or whoever it is that you

work for for because you didn't like the

sky made that the chamber maid's

quitting

too that's all you may

go oh you shouldn't have done it for me

I didn't my but you're brave I wish I

was Brave like that I wish I were too I

I've never talked like that before in my

life and stop crying stupid we can cry

all the way back to Paris wait a minute

I changed my mind get in both of you

get my

thing he must be a very important man

he's a valid here let

me me

do what's your name Louise and what's

yours Joseph my name's Celestine in case

anybody's interested I

see are you sure he's only a valot he's

an Undertaker listen what I know about

vots would fill my diary

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here's your

room for both of us yes there's only one

bed oh that's all right I'll sleep over

there on the floor stop shrugging bring

another

bed you

see I don't ever want to see you shrug

your shoulders again believe me it

doesn't work you never do

it it's what done all my

life do this do that bring me this bring

me that you eat too much sugar are you

clean I'm sick of

it you don't know it but you changed my

whole life when I saw the way you acted

at the station I understood what was

wrong with me all of a sudden I

understood Life Is Life from now on I'm

going to fight and I'm going to fight

hard and I don't care who gets hurt just

so it's not me

and I'll tell you something else I'm not

going to be a chambermaid any longer no

I'm not I'm going to be a mistress and

have a house of my own oh excuse

me and I'm going to grab the first man I

meet to get where I'm going yes I am the

very first man I don't care if he's

handsome or ugly or young or old just so

he's got money that's the main thing

money

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they've always hurt me so from now on I

swear to you I'm going to use

them no more love for

celesine I'm going to write that down so

I'll never never forget

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it I hope you like to work this sun of

but here hard work keeps sh of Mischief

what kind of Mischief could you get into

having six or seven gentleman friends

after me all at the same time fighting

over me that's enough Mischief for

anybody isn't it clean the sink that'll

keep you busy for a

while

eggs new yes are you from the village do

you have a good time

there you'll be seeing us the first

afternoon we have off

what's your name his name's Pierre run

along now we're

busy he's not where's the other one

Celestine she's coming she get into

Mischief too she's my closest friend we

get into Mischief

together

oh did you have a good hunt sir I never

have a good hunt I don't like to kill I

never carry cartridges up up

there's a good dog I have to walk to get

away from this house I have them hidden

for you Mr

L is it

good we're on the wrong

way would you like a nice bottle of

coold cider to wash it down

I'm Celestine the new maid what's that

you're eating I'm starving you give me

that what do you do around here I know

you're the

gardener M heart say what's this place

like to work in if I knew another one

I'd go to it they let you wear a beard

that's about all that Joseph's kind of

bossy isn't he well he's not going to

boss me around I'll tell you that that's

a SP nobody else is going to boss me

around either I found out it pays to be

very tough well that may be all right

for you but I don't you go with me well

you just stick with me and you'll be on

the right track we'll put the Masters in

their

places sit down

huh Charles what are you doing in the

kitchen I'm sorry my

dear Maran this is the last time I'll

warn you not to feed me Mr L between

meals you're the new scholar maid yes

madame your name Louise Madame that's

very

proper and you're the chambermaid yes

madame your name please

Celestine that's too complicated I'll

call you Marie yes

M I prefer to be called by my own name

Madam very interesting turn around

please turn around that's what I

said yes I like your figure we'll modify

your clothes Joseph they'll help with

the dinner tonight and retire

immediately afterward they will Arise at

5:00 in the morning and begin their

duties now come to my room I want to

talk to you

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oh

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Joseph who lives in these rooms here

it's of no interest to you for the

moment I'll find out you're not the only

source of information in this house I'm

the most

reliable is it haunted or something no

but it will be oh if you want to see

something worthwhile come with me now

now

aside from Madame I am the only one has

the keys to this

Vault upstairs is haunted what's this a

torture

chamber oh my

goodness this must be worth a milion

worth more than the Chateau and the

grounds put together they're antiques

symbols of aristocracy they use them

every day no only once a year on the

midnight of July 14th to celebrate our

freedom in this family July 14th meets

the day of Francis Doom this is gold

don't they like the Republic no neither

do I the Republic was created for

weaklings I see I see oh look at this

one it's lovely oh it's got rubies and

diamonds on it that's a snot

box it's very valuable do you think

they'd missed it I'll go back to work ah

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oh I'm sorry about yesterday I should

have known you were the master forgive

me please and thank you so much for

being nice don't go you know you're a

very pretty girl very I hope like

with your help I'll try sir of course it

isn't like Paris is it it's quite

I bet you had a gay time in Paris didn't

you this land there really I'd like to

bring a little of Paris here like a gay

time

myself perhaps uh we could go together

to Paris sometime couldn't we you're

just like all the other gentlemen and I

still thought that you'd be different

Celestine please don't be angry will you

do me the favor to buy yourself a little

gift as token of I

D you had you will you accept this

Frank you're sweet sir but I can't take

your money I'd rather have uh some sort

of remembrance something that belongs to

you like an old snuff box maybe an old

snuff box ni yes something I could feel

have been close to you the one with the

rubers and the

Diamonds foren

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sake breaking my class again

2

three okay I kill

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you

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I come

out come out come out

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okay mosquito where are

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you I'll get my

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gun excuse me oh my nerve Captain I'm

your neighbor I live right over there

I'm an old Soldiers ready to serve a

pretty woman as I was to serve my

country well Captain if it isn't asking

too much why are you breaking our class

tactics my dear young lady to get landl

away so I can talk to you couldn't you

talk to me if you were here no no we're

enemies bitter enemies the landl I me

we're their reactionaries and I'm a

liberal they criticize me publicly for

eating at the same table with rose she's

my servant there's nothing wrong with

eating with rose I told him well I

should say not yes I told him excuse

Mead delicious delicious well why do you

eat them I eat everything I've eaten

every kind of flow in this Garden

some of these are very delicious some of

them don't amount to so much these are

very bad that's very interesting but

here comes Mr lanir with a

shotgun no I'm no coward my diet Prov

that you know I'm famous famous over the

entire District I'm afraid of nothing

When

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anybody no matter what it is the first

thing they do is to bring it to me and

fight it

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[Applause]

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Ro you go away you go away and let my

baby alone you great big bully your baby

you

baby on

my ordinarily we never enter these rooms

however since they may be occupied very

shortly we're going to clean them thly

today Joseph open the door please

L shine those shoes Celestine take those

clothes and brush them carefully I do

hope the mods haven't got into them now

Joseph come with me I'll pick out the

curtains you are to hang

I was thinking of you last night and

today I've been thinking of you too sir

you know that's not off oh there's no

hurry you must forget that I even

mentioned it not at all it's just that

it takes time that's

all oh well Celestine are you getting

accustomed to the place I'm getting to

like it very much indeed good well you

must excuse me

Joseph who do all those things belong to

what's the mystery you'll find out in

time don't be so curious I don't know

why I expected you to tell me anything I

tell you one thing the master has

nothing in his own name except his birth

certificate not even a snuff box you

know awful lot about me don't you don't

you yes you learn I'm your friend I

doubt

that I was saying when we were

interrupted I'm sorry sir but I have to

do my work I'm making plans about that

snuffbox I think Madam works you too

hard perhaps you will insist that Madame

will give me more time off so that you

and I can go to Paris together have I

done something wrong

not at

all come out come out whever are I'm out

of your house fight are you going to let

him talk to you like that aren't you

going to accept his challenge accept his

challenge certainly I will certainly Mo

wait for

me that's it hi that's that's what you

always do well that settles that why he

hasn't got a scent oh now what are you

going to do

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after all the captain's not so bad CH

come over to my

house come over andit a

man now hurry up hurry up yes Captain

take too long

you'll never learn how to fix absence I

don't want to learn it's bad for you

keep quiet hurry up Captain

you

Captain you asked me to come to visit

you did I certainly did my what a

distinguished looking estate you have

distinguished you think so definitely

but then you're a very distinguished Ty

see the Ros I thought you might have

eaten them all by now no wa

I switched to water

lily those fascinating things you leave

that's right you know it's thring to

meet a man of the world like you in this

dull Countryside no I'm just an old

village Bumpkin don't you believe no F

modesty Captain he's my baby boys would

you like a drink no thank you I would

not too much Captain you run along start

dinner very well baby I will I get on my

baby's nerves lately it's my asthma but

couldn't get along without his mommy

could you Captain you run along I said

there well I'll go but don't you get in

any Mischief no Mischief no Mischief

don't get into Mischief no Mischief

listen to a puff puff like a locomotive

what what we're talking about your diet

that's right sit down let me explain now

everybody in the world except me gets

into a r about fool they have no

pioneering Spirit tobly the first man

who ate a noise to people called him

crazy entric that's right that's right

now the same with me oldness I've

discovered new foods that nobody ever

heard of before I'm willing to eat

absolutely anything keeps me young and

vigorous you know if you were in Paris

they'd write a book about you you'd be a

celebrity no I was in Paris nobody wrote

about me oh you just didn't know the

right authors now tell me more uh eat

Stones too no stones have no taste you

don't get the idea come here let me show

you come here so I'll show you what I do

with stone watch this see that now

listen see what I do with

you're the cleverest man I ever saw time

anyway there oh now now I'll show you

something else this is Clay bear get it

there clay bear General clay bear he's

the best friend I have in the world

darling he looks like you thank you does

he eat everything too he doesn't eat as

many things as I do nice little clay

bear landl they got anything like you

all they have is dogs anybody can have

dogs but a tame squirrel what do you

think of that well I I think you're

amazing look miss it tears my heart to

see you working for those crazy people

next door they Maniacs all of them and

the son have you seen him yet no tell me

about it well he's a monster a monster

he's got two heads and a tail I wouldn't

even eat him I'll get to the point like

an old Soldier come over with me in a

nice sane household you could have

everything you want and no work Rose

would do it all would you give me play

bear certainly he's the dearest thing I

have I'll give him and what else girls

like lots of presents you know if you

come with me I'll give you everything

everything what do you call everything

my house my Gardens everything people

would talk well you let them we'll get

married how after IDE it's an idea but

I'll bet you're married already no

you'll be the first one and you tell you

something else upstairs in my room I

have hidden away 25,000 Frank 25,000 now

nobody knows about it not even Rose

how's that for a present you give it to

me yes I would I give it to you I give

it to you give it to you stop it stop it

you're crushing him Bab

you did that I saw you now go back where

you

belong come baby

what are you doing

here I bet you like to see things killed

not without a

purpose an orderly woman shouldn't

become involved with a man like the

captain what can he offer you 25,000

Franks 25,000 Frank that's what he can

offer

me 25,000 Frank

all my life I've waited on people and

now now and now I'm going to get what I

can it's up to you but there are safe

methods and unsafe ones the death of

that squirrel should be a warning to you

I don't know what you're talking about

anyway I'm not even interested someday

you will be and stop spying on me you

bot

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telegram for the lawn Le is it from the

Sun government secret good news or bad

depends on how you look at it from the

Sun all right then it's bad news I hope

so stingy old skinin

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the goose is delicious maranne

congratulations do you really like it

you have Joseph to thank for that it's

the way he kills

them yes he sticks a long pin through

their heads in that way they die very

very slowly and the blood stays inside

it's what makes the gravy so

rich oh my

goodding w

for Mr Madame La I take it we didn't see

you girls in our village last couple of

weeks don't you like this anymore

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tegram

Madam George that's funny isn't it we

were talking

[Music]

about oh my prayers have been answered

my prayers have been answered Stine come

with

me put it down put it down meet the pl

Maran l

something helpful gather some Roes and

put on a decent suit my other suit has a

hole in it

do what happen what if I but nothing you

were fine excellent I told you I wasn't

satisfied with your clothes now we'll do

something about it do something yes I'm

going to try and experiment undress

please undress I said undress I sent all

the way to Paris for this here take it

now hurry up it shouldn't take you all

day to get out of that thing now slip

into that as quickly as

possible it will fit it will do

beautifully

very proper Madame I'll

explain I told you I was expecting a

very particular guest Mr Lon and myself

are not as young as we once were we find

that our friends don't wish to visit us

as they used to no no celese the other

way yes that's it perhaps a fresh face

or two in our home yours and Louis's

although Louis's isn't much help he

knows will make it a little more gay so

now you understand let me see ah very

proper we can take it up with a needle

here we'll try these other dresses later

mam oh I almost forgot you haven't any

proper perfume have you that's good

cheap perfume is unforgivable now let me

see ah here's what I was looking for now

I want you to keep yourself properly

centered at all times but a chamber is

that the best you can do with your hair

I wear it plain for work that's not

proper sit down now I want you to copy

these

exactly and by the time our guest

arrives I'll expect you to have your

hairdress according to these pictures

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my darling boy your

home everything we have is for you

George father

hello I see that he never leaves me

again never

Celestine go in go

in good afternoon

sir sir good

afternoon Madame L would like you to

enjoy a bottle of B Cleo 65 sir

pre yes sir I've had it yes

sir it's still in the bottle sir all

right go ahead and serve

it yes

sir come here against the

light oh here it's very nice where did

you come from well I come from Britany

sir I was born in odier and where it's

windy and foggy and rough but I love it

what ever since I was a little girl I've

always never mind never mind I've had

that story you've had it I beg pardon

sir then you don't want the champagne

yes I do yes sir how long have you been

around here a little over two weeks

sir I'm sorry

sir what do I get the champagne yes sir

oh you have a c sir for about six years

I'm sorry sir that's

all wait what's your name my name's

Celestine not actually Celestine is it

yes it is pretty fancy uniform you're

wearing thank you Sarah it came from

Paris did you bring it from Paris me sir

or did my mother your mother is she your

mother mother she

is and I'm escapegoat of the L our

family hadn't you heard about me Oh

Captain Mo said that you had two heads

in a well For Heaven's

Sake so the captain gave me a black mark

did he oh the captain's talk means

nothing sir I uh I've had it that's

right listen to him you'll wind up

eating beetles anything more sir more

than beetles I mean anything more for

you you

sir like what for instance well I could

read to you I read aloud very well well

that would be nice

here wait a moment did they tell you to

entertain me too right never mind I've

had

it very well see

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[Music]

maranne do you think I'll

do you'll do

I want to

excited

Celestine come here I want to talk to

you why are you going I'm going to the

Village it's my day off why do you ask

it's not a good plan to be seen with Mr

George I thought I was brought here to

entertain him yes but not in public

neither Madame nor I would approve of

that is that all you wanted to tell me

no but I have patience I can wait

[Music]

hello Celestine

hello taking a walk my day off oh that's

fine someone following you oh Pier

where's Louise she's working today

Louise in in the tree what are you

talking about you wants to sit with her

under the wishing tree wishing tree The

Story Goes that a prince sat there with

a shepherd and she made a wish and he up

and married her just like that so when

young people want to get married they

sit there and

wish does it work well it did with me

blasted

oh good day sir good day sir hello

Celestine hello Mr George I want you to

meet my friends uh the postman and

Pierre please now say something I'm tell

me he says he used to see you go by in

the carriage I used to see him playing

in the field I remember the day you were

born your father let me peek in at you

well I'm glad we've met formally at last

well goodbye C bye goodbye and come back

often sir I will goodbye Celeste goodbye

goodbye goodbye

bye I hope you didn't mind meeting my

friend sir you know I wanted to meet

them before I never knew how to go about

it thanks to you it was quite simple

you've been away so much and of course

you mean it's the way I was brought up I

didn't mean that it's so good to see you

walking in the sunshine you you seem to

be getting better every day I have you

to thank for that too I suppose well

I'll be going

along Mr George

you know why I came to the Village this

afternoon yes it's your day off I

overheard you say you were coming here

you e drop do you always that's pretty

Frank of you you had something to ask me

I wondered if I could go walking with

you this afternoon as usual well as a

matter of fact I was just going

somewhere to read let me read to you

please just one sentence one sentence

please go

ahead here I could a tale unfold whose

lightest word would Harrow up thy Soul

freeze thy Young Blood make thy two eyes

like Stars start from their spheres I'll

bet you thought I couldn't read I did

why do you read such frightening things

makes me feel better by comparison I

don't think it's good for you I know a

more soothing kind of poetry I uh

composed it myself go

ahead Little Flower how I Pine for the

secret of your beauty oh to keep my

hands as soft as thine and still to do

my

duty is it so bad that's it under the

tree that tree exactly

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now tell me what it means your poem it

means it it's hard to keep your hands as

soft as a flower when you work hard give

me your

hand are you making a

wish you know about dead I've heard tell

that's why I brought you here

you making a wish Celestine will be

happy with someone

someday I'm wishing that you will too no

with me it doesn't matter let's walk

back to the Chateau

[Music]

[Music]

up

what's that somebody's killing somebody

this is a funny house isn't it Celestine

that's just what I was writing in my

diary not for

children oh I'm sorry but do you ride

everything in there even the I used to

because that's all there ever was to

write about what are you write now I'm

writing about Mr lir and the captain

next door what about Joseph I'll bet

he's got a lot of money hidden away he's

an

Undertaker yes who's he mad

at I don't know but this is a place for

murder shelin don't talk like that maybe

it'll be me way no no maybe it'll be you

no no no no someone behind the door open

it no you open it I'll open

it

sh it's late mam doesn't approve of the

help staying up until this hour it

wastes the candles I'll burn all the

candles I want and you stop sneaking

around our door don't be Afra afid of me

you and I are alike H maybe not in looks

but down underneath we are the

same so Ste I'd like to make a little

speech a short speech will you listen to

her of course sir even if it were a long

one it's only four words I'm going away

oh I didn't want to hear that kind of a

speech I didn't want to make it but I

can't stay here any longer wasn't the

service satisfactory sir I mean did we

neglect you no on the contrary I

appreciate what you've done more than

you know then why do you go I've never

been so happy before I don't know but

since I am going away will you do me a

big favor sir of course will you call me

George oh what will Madam lanl say if

she hears it I'd like to hear her

[Laughter]

please go away I can't bear people when

I feel like

this I'm not people I'm Celestine and

I'm here to serve you it's my job so let

me do

it your fingers are so cool are they

George I'll tell you something I thought

of just this moment I don't know why it

popped into my head tell me I thought if

I had met you earlier I could have

waited on you and cared for you and

served you things would be different

than they are

[Music]

now I that's the saddest thing I ever

heard I thank you for telling me I'd

like to tell you something Celestine

it's a sort of

farewell I've come home to what I call a

home beaten and disillusioned and Ill

come to a house I've never loved to look

up and feel I've never enjoyed debris

there that stifles me it's been less

than a homecoming and more of a defeat

why do you tell me

this because your name is Celestine your

hair is

gold because I'm

leaving because you're better I think

that's the main reason I can't

understand why you had money you went to

school you studied law couldn't that

have been exciting it required both

energy and ambition I had neither I

never found the urge to live or die on a

big scale I remember when you first came

into my room and I saw your hair I

thought it was the brightest gold I'd

ever seen mam makes me do it up fancy

this way I don't like it how do you like

it just hanging loose on my shoulders of

course you do now let it for just for a

moment sure I

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

I hadn't meant this I'd only meant

goodbye how does it feel to be in love

it changes all the time now it hurts it

hurts terribly because I don't

understand he almost kissed me and then

he ran and locked himself in his room I

think he's mean to go away don't say

that he's not mean he knows what's best

better than

anybody I just wish I could see him once

again the greenhouse is no place to say

goodbye I told he knows what's

best I knew it who is it this is

I I saw your light cestine so I knew

that you were awake I'm very upset I've

heard my son ping up and down in his

room all through the night I know he's

unhappy and

ill I want you to help me of course

Madame I think a cup of hot broth might

be soothing to him would you like to get

it certainly I'll I'll put on my uniform

put my wrapper on think he wants to

leave us when he's so ill I I won't have

it I tell you

who is it it's me

sir what do you

want I've brought you some hot broth sir

if I don't want it you can take it

[Music]

back

wait put it

down cestine

yes

George why do you come here this hour of

the morning what's the idea behind it I

was told that you couldn't sleep Sir so

we decided you were told who told you I

mean Madame told me to I knew it I knew

it come

closer yes

George I said goodbye to you today do

you remember that or didn't I make

myself clear you mean you never wanted

to see me again I meant a lot of things

which I'll explain with a proper Witness

come in

here I want to talk to you George mother

inside here are a lot of Secrets fears

moods not one particle of hope I'm

finished now what do you want of me what

are you trying to do I'm trying to get

you to stay with me I know that you

won't be sorry I'll take care of you you

leave me alone no I'll watch over you as

I've always done since you were a

fragile little boy haven't I always

protected you sheltered you because you

want to possess me as your possessed

father and Joseph George yes and

everyone else around here oh you're

tired my son and upset whatever I am

will you leave me alone is that asking

too much but George now that you won get

out and take your fellow conspirator

with you you don't mean that take her

out I said keep her out of my sight I've

seen all I want of

love now go

away then you'll stay with me my darling

you've changed your

mind my mind has nothing to do with it

I've tried to go but I I can't as much

as I want to I haven't the strength to

crawl from here to the Village I'm here

to the to the front

gate does that satisfy you of course you

haven't the strength please get

out get out get out

my poor boy is not himself tonight but

he'll soon be having you wait on him

again no he won't what do you think I am

a dog or a cat or an animal or something

that you can send for me one minute and

throw me out the next really I hate him

I hate him for pretending to be nice to

me when all the time he was just like

you are mean and cruel look at you glad

found out in time that you're both the

same and I hate you too I don't want to

dress like you or look like you or be

like you I can't stand of here anymore

I'm

through I'm

through here you are Celeste I'm not

taking them you can have them but Madam

ller gave them to you you can take them

all and welcome I don't ever want to see

anything to remind me of this place oh

cheste they

beautiful L stop crying

here close up my bag here in this place

stifles me I want to get out of here as

fast as I

can

we here help me with this hook I'll help

you with the hook

I you with

the

Joseph I want you to Hitch up the

carriage and take me to the station you

been dismissed by Madame no I haven't

where do you want to go I'm going back

to Paris there's no train until tomorrow

morning I know that I'm going to wait

station why are you leaving because I

hate everybody in this house everybody

yes everybody I hate them Joseph kept me

out of here please please get me

out Celestine I'm a patient man and I

waited patiently to talk to you just a

minute I found a little cafe in sherberg

a year ago I made the down payment and

every month I paid more money on it very

soon I will own it how interesting you

listen to George now listen to

me sit down

here you know sherber it's an

interesting town it's full of Soldiers

and Sailors they like a good time they

like to drink and they like to look at a

beautiful woman with a place like that I

could make a fortune but I need someone

like you to run it with me aside from

everything else it's insulting insulting

I don't know what what you mean you will

sit behind the bar and count the money

you laugh and talk with the soldiers

they won't dare to insult you because

everybody will know that you're my wife

yes Celestine I I'm going to marry

you I want you I need you I need you

more than you can understand you you're

in my brain and in my blood Joseph your

eyes they bad they frighten me I'm

afraid you like Mr Georgia's eyes better

huh don't speak to me about him ever all

right but you and I Celestine we are the

same I don't don't to be a servant any

more than you do you're a ballot and you

always will be no I won't I tell you we

are likee you and I maybe the worst of

me is like you I've tried to be good

always ever since I was a little

girl but every time I'd see a new face a

man's face I'd look into his eyes to see

what was behind them and I never knew

until it was too late until I've been

terribly terribly hurt I'm not trying to

hurt you I I want to free you don't you

see think of the cafe you're going to be

the mistress your own mistress you

you'll rule it like a

queen mam is stringing for something you

better answer I won't I won't be

humiliated again a few more days and we

be free these people that have

humiliated you think of your revenge to

ride back here not as a servant but as a

mistress in a carriage with two horses

with for horses will Madame lir

humiliate you then she'll bow to you and

bite her lips with

Envy it will never happen oh yes it will

I have a plan plans can get you into

trouble not this one I tell you I've put

too much time and effort into it you see

for years for 10 years I had the

unpleasant job of working my way into

madame's good graces 10 years of service

of devotion until I had her confidence

and the proper set of keys why did you

do this for one purpose Freedom today is

the 14th of July why after the midnight

banquet is over the way is clear you

mean the silver what I mean is my Affair

I can't stay in the house on me to

impair for sure I'll let you go now

don't don't struggle I want you alone

now all right I'll

stay I'll give you one more day until

tomorrow if you're not ready by then

I'll go alone I've been fooled for the

last time

how much more Joseph about finished I

hope so if I had my way we'd use this

stuff all the time or sell it or

something would you Charles careful

you'll Dent that

Cru when are you leaving tomorrow Madame

alone I think so isn't the silver

beautiful Joseph always thought so

Madame yes I

know did you hear Madame they're

beginning the celebration they play the

same old Tunes every year we're about

finished with our work Madame could we

go to the village for a while nobody

leaves this house on the 14th of July we

don't approve of it what do you mean by

we I've decided that this year everybody

shall go for one hour you mean all of us

no not you go into the garden and pick

some roses isn't it getting a bit dark

any and now

Joseph give me the keys to the

Vault Keys

yes

Celestine after 10 years I demand an

explanation has come over me recently

that perhaps I've done you an injustice

by placing Temptation in your way I

shudder to think how easy it would have

been for you to have entered the vault

in any time you wished knowing the theft

would not be discovered until the

following

year yes I've really done you a great

Injustice having been your confidential

Steward for so long this hurts me very

deeply I understand Joseph Now give me

the

keys you want all the keys

to all the

rooms now carry that silver to the

dining room

you'll always be a valid Joseph

what is it Joseph did she take the

keys it doesn't matter one more day and

I leave alone things will work out

you'll come with me all right but get

the money

first sh come on we won't be got in home

are you coming with us no run along but

it's no fun alone who buy me things

Republic why not take Captain mo mo are

you serious yes he'll buy you things and

it'll keep him amuse for a while all

right I

will goodbye goodbye goodbye

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Stine you off the celebration oh

naturally would you like to be our esort

naturally come

on where you going I'm over sir wait for

me Captain wait for me all right go on a

village I'll meet in the Square be sure

yes

natur where are you going my little

sugar bun watch to the Celebration will

you get in that case let's go this way

let's go this way

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did you forget something Captain yes I

did my littleone I forgot my money I

want to be sure and give you a good

time aame isolating enemy military

strategy you're after that cesty you

couldn't get better you a

c baby

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tell

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Oh Captain for that that's right Captain

have you tried anything new

lately I have

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take take fell get me a drink get me a

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drink there's the captain

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here you I been looking for you me too

come on and find me certainly will

certainly will hit the BSE eye Captain

hit the BS on are you a good shot best

in the Army how about you wait and see

mine's try the other one Captain come on

everybody have a free shot the captain

will pay for won't you Captain certainly

will have a good time everybody the

captain help yourself the captain's the

most generous man in the whole country

aren't you Captain well pretty good

sport that

I hope

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my you ready

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is the isn't it it's wonderful look at

the bride and the groom and the

motherinlaw

left there

are yes I will

ahead now watch this this

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that means you're going to get married

you see you hit the FR I it's BR I guess

I can't get out of it that's right come

on we'll have a dream walk it

over give me two glasses no give me a

full Bott need more money yes I have

that's

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all this

way let's sit there oh no why not please

that that's the wishing tree

I

wish I wish celesty and me would go to

Paris together and get

married in a cathedral don't say that

only wheat people sit around under trees

wishing for things it's better to do it

yourself you're right no wishes there's

a train in a few hours we'll take it

how's that for an idea we go to Paris

yes you wait here I'll run home and get

some money I'm a man of action

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n

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going

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Captain Captain me out me out I won't go

to the you don't want

me get my

money no you won't go with you know what

she do your

run away

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it will be an honor to dedicate the next

march to you Miss Celestine Lael

Parisian that's very sweet of

you now everybody is in

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you going to let me

out baby let me

out I'm sorry I won't you anymore me

baby be a good baby your mmy

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I wonder what happened to the

captain we better go for we'll be late

at the chat oh don't go we'll miss you

I'm afraid we'll have to I'm going to do

something I've never done before the

lair don't like us and we don't like

them but tonight we're going to March

play our music right under the very

window in honor of you Celestine now

don't forget to listen well don't forget

to come bye

everybody wait for me

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Captain Mo was dark daring he bought us

everything let's get in already it's

late what have you been doing digging

for Treasure he's funny isn't it like an

Undertaker now let's go to the L and

play for sbody

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H there's another woman murdered in

Paris another woman cut the pieces

Charles here you are am everybody's so

late are going to be ruined here the

salad all right everybody is the dining

room what do we do there we make a tote

we do it every

year I have some news for you you gave

me one more day to reforce sherberg I'm

ready to go you got the silver I've got

the money how that needn't concern you

my captain where my captain where's my

baby boy what have you done with him

where is he you're hurting where is he

broke up his locker he took his money

and ran away I don't know what you

told you know she let him on she tricked

him he did it for you he told me so with

go look for him he's Dr somewhere no he

isn't you hit him somewhere she stole my

baby

oh my baby captain captain my baby where

are you oh my

baby where is

he

jie J listen you were in Mo's Garden you

killed him for the money we killed him

you were in a hurry for the cafe wear in

this together no be

quiet come

on open the

door get

in Joseph serve the wine please

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that music sounds louder than usual

George there's a question I've been

wanting to ask your mother yes how we

going to end the Republic just by

closing the shadow once a year and

celebrating with this confounded silver

it isn't a celebration it's a funeral

for ourselves and everyone like us well

that's a question I've always wanted to

ask your

mother is death to the

Republic do you George

if you should ever leave me again I

don't think I could go on

living yes the Republic

Madame I'm taking this occasion to make

an

announcement I have served you

Faithfully for 10 years 10 years 3

months and 3 days to be exact but like

so many other people of my class I

always had the ambition that one day I'd

be my own master that day has come I

have through the years saved and

invested my money carefully until I was

able to buy a little business I thought

you'd be glad to hear about it you mean

you're leaving yes sir well well that's

too

bad how soon will you go right away

tonight we're leaving tonight perhaps I

should also announce that I am going to

be

married I found myself a wife Celestine

yes Celestine you're a liar get out of

this room George please he a liar of FO

sorry I didn't mean to lose my temper

but just for a moment I took you

seriously it's true he's not lying I

don't believe you Joseph I gave you a

chance to get out graciely take

advantage of don't say anymore I'm sorry

you don't believe it Celestine loves me

and we are going away together Take Me

Away now I congratulate you I'm happy

very happy let's all drink a toast of

celestine's future first let me see you

kiss him we are not used to kissing in

public Mr George not in public Are you

ashamed you shouldn't be ashamed of love

you should be proud take him in your

arms hold him kiss him Embrace him

him

Celestine

Celestine George where are you going

flying to the Moon that creature cares

nothing for you if she pretended to it

was my orders she's a servant she

belongs with us a servant let her go

with Joseph that's it that's what I like

to hear you and I are liar parasite

thieves that's as it should be but she's

a servant she has no feelings no Mar no

rights nothing you're my son that's just

what I'm trying to forget

for my

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son what did you say I said hooray for

my son

let the music come in let's be free the

shs let ho for my ho the revolution you

miserable fool sit

down those are close those

shs before you go

I want you to do one thing for

me what is it Madame my son is Bewitched

by that creature when I brought her here

I didn't bargain for this his

infatuation is complete he'll go away

with her and never return I want you to

take her with you it will take a certain

price Madame price for me yes what is it

the silverware a you're as insane as the

rest of them very myam good night Joseph

you know what this silver means to me

that's exactly why I want it to hurt me

no I must have it as you had it for my

peace of mind it represents to me as it

has to you my new position in life my

new

security I'll give you one

piece I'll give you this I want all of

them no I I I'll divide it with you I'll

give you half all of it leave in my

calabra and this and this all of it

Madame and youd better decide

quick all of

it all right take it all take it

take why do you come here why I

must I love you celese but you told me

to get out that you never want to see me

again I was wrong forgive me will you

forgive me it's too late it's too late I

have to make you understand that you me

about Joseph please believe me George

you mean about Joseph yes because of

Joseph you don't love him you showed me

that I love you George I think I've

loved you all my life but I can't be

with you I know why because I'm Ill you

think I'm dying don't say that it's

cruel it's true I knew it from the

beginning that's why I tried to leave

you I understood you were afraid afraid

it's afraid of me of my lips afraid to

kiss me that's not true George it

isn't come

here you see it's not

true oh I wish there were no other place

but right here no other time was G my

dearest my

dearest what cry

why are you cry because I I love you so

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go

away don't tou him I would har Mr George

not if you come with me

stop it stop it Mur

if you touch him again I'll kill you did

I start it come on

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are you coming with me now or do I have

to kill him too

your luggage is in the carriage

everything is prepared look

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silver it's ours now all of it you'll

eat from it like a queen and here

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look

everybody back

let me through there get out of my way

I'm in a

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hurry I tell you I want to get through

just make way there did you hear our

music we played it for you don't run

away what's the hurry if you don't let

me throw I used the whip you understand

stop it come on

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what do you mean J help me somebody I

kill an next person who what do you mean

you kill them I kill the next person who

touches these trunks you'll kill them

that's an awful word to use Joseph did

you hear what he said my husband to be

well this is my wedding present and I'm

going to share it with you what

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is take it

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strange thing about me Joseph here I am

again the more I'm beaten the stronger I

get you think I'd be finished would well

I'm not

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let me go

stop

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itop hit him again

come on come

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on

take for

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all right celest I want you to write

something on the last

page forsaking all

others through sickness and health

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For Better or For

Worse till death to us part

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