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Now I can finally properly celebrate my college graduation.

Is everything okay, Kendra? You look a little flush.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Trust me, I get it.

The excitement of graduation, they always get to people.

I hope you're not too disappointed to not graduate with honors, though.

What?

Yeah, you just missed graduating minor cum laude.

I mean, if you had one grade higher in anatomy, you would have... I'm sorry,

forget I said anything. You should be celebrating.

This entire fucking thing's in line. I need answers!

Kendra, what the hell?

I'm going to call security.

What's this with me not graduating with honors? I want some answers.

Well, you're going to have to take that to the grades committee.

If he doesn't say with honor on your diploma, there's nothing I can do about

On my diploma?

I can't read Latin, you ivory tower nerd.

You're going to translate every word on this piece of paper for me right now.

What is this?

This would be grounds for explosion if you were still a student.

But I'm not a student, so you can't do shit.

How about I take something of yours?

Dean Legend, I had no idea you had a kinky side.

This is not what you think. I confiscated that from a student.

This is sensitive material.

Why would you look at magazines when you can see and feel the real thing?

Holy shit.

Here's what's gonna happen.

We fuck, and I graduate with honors.

Any questions?

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. Your mouth feels so good.

I'm so tired.

Thank you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

man.

Oh,

my God.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it.

Must have been a mistake or a mistake you for someone else.

You did graduate with full honors.

I guess my lighting is a little rusty.

Well, at least I know I'm leaving college knowing how to funk with a

tube.

Now that you've graduated, can I call you?

No.