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Previously on Georgia and Mandy's first marriage.

That was Channel 7.

They want me to fill in for the regular weather girl on Friday.

Heather with the weather?

Heather has to go to her grandma's funeral in El Paso.

Which is obviously sad.

You don't look sad.

Well, I am.

Over night into the morning, we'll be seeing some

wind gusts which should clear out those clouds.

You're on your day morning, darling.

You're really good.

Heather will be back with the weather on Monday, unless she needs a few extra days

with her family, which would be very understandable

given the tragedy that's falling her.

Hey!

Oh hey!

No CC today?

No, but it's nice when you're disappointed it's just me.

I am always happy to see you.

But happy when I bring your granddaughter.

Well, I'm not gonna lie in church, so yes.

Not just some kangas for the food drive.

That is very thoughtful.

Well, haven't seen the expiration dates.

Mary, did you order the... Oh!

Hey there, Mandy.

Didn't know we had a celebrity in our midst.

Oh, please.

It's just a local news.

Let's now forget the biggest celebrity of all.

He's here too.

Amen to that.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

I don't know if Mary told you about the church carnival we have coming up.

It's a pretty big deal.

Some might even call it newsworthy.

Oh, well, me and Georgie will try to stop by.

Oh, I think what Pastor Jeff is trying to say is that it could be really helpful if

you were to... run it by your bosses.

Please put it on the news.

That.

All the money goes to charity and we could really use the publicity.

Well, we do cover that sort of thing, so I'll check.

And if you do, maybe you could wear something a little more modest than usual.

Don't blow this.

Sometimes she shows too much bosom.

If her boss is okay with it, we should be too.

What about our boss?

Jesus hung out with prostitute, he's fine.

It's a win-win!

Church gets some publicity for their children.

You're a charity thing and I get extra airtime.

So you'll cover the Baptist church, but not the Catholic church.

Hey, I would cover a cult if it got me on TV more.

Well, then, you're off to a good start.

Oh, church carnival's actually pretty fun.

First boos and games, Pastor Jeff and a dunk tank.

You know, I had my first kiss at a church carnival kiss and booth.

You paid for your first kiss, that's sad.

It was a thing people did.

It wasn't weird.

Yeah, she was my Sunday school teacher.

Okay, it was weird.

Maybe the shop should sponsor a booth.

I'm in a gang, not a creepy one like he is.

Well, this was a game.

Her piece was left.

I think in like, though a football threw a tire and went a free old change.

You sure?

This is Texas.

A lot of people can throw a football.

I can't.

No, son, you really can't.

I can teach him?

No, son, you really can't.

So what did you tell him?

It's a great idea.

Really?

Yeah, advertising built some good work with the community.

Oh, you don't usually agree with me.

Well, you don't usually have good ideas.

Are you messing with me?

No, I think this is smart.

Are you doing reverse psychology?

No.

Are you doing reverse psychology?

I don't think so.

So what's happening?

Are we doing the booth or not?

I'm not sure anymore.

Okay,

so they're going to go live to us in about 20 minutes.

Just keep it casual and look at me on the camera.

You don't need to explain it to me.

I'm also in the news business.

The good news business.

Fine.

I got more like that.

Can't wait.

So, any questions?

Yes.

Do those have one more button or is that all the way up?

You're blown into gear.

Pretty is a picture.

You know, you're looking a little shiny.

Do you want me to powder you?

I have my own makeup.

Thank you.

Dammit.

It's a church carnival.

Dang, it's only please.

Hey, how's it going?

Great.

No one or so far, but I'm handing out a lot of business cars.

I guess everyone can't throw up a bomb.

I rigged it.

The balls extra heavy and the tires extra small.

What's your cheating at a church carnival?

How are you with your mother's son?

I think it skips a generation.

Also, what if when your interview in Pastor Jeff, our booth is in the background?

So, Mandy McAllister is standing in front of the McAllister tire booth?

Yeah.

And let me take it down a button.

Okay, you and your mother need to think, what's about my clean itch?

The pet python was finally found in the bathroom at the local park.

So just remember, look before you leak.

And if you're looking for something fun to do with the family this weekend,

our very own Mandy McAllister has a suggestion.

Mandy?

Thank you, Kimberly.

So I'm here with Pastor Jeff Difford at the first Baptist Church carnival,

where the funnel cakes are hot, the booths are hot, and all the money goes to charity.

Pastor Jeff, give us the detail.

Well, the devil's in the details, but I'll give you the scoop.

Just a little church humor.

You did warn me.

We'll be out here all weekend raising money for the food bank.

It's going to be full of good old-fashioned wholesome fun, sack races, egg toss.

You might even get a chance to sink yours truly in the dunk tank.

Well, that is tempting.

And it's going to be a beautiful day for it.

I've predicted sunny skies all through Monday.

Yes, we've got him to thank for that.

Or her.

Oh, I met God.

No, I know so did I.

But God's a man.

Good be a woman.

Our father, who aren't heaven, sounds like a man.

Fair point, although created all life, sounds like a woman.

Well, he's not.

I'm just saying we don't know.

You may not, but I do.

Well, one thing we can agree on, the carnivals open from

noon until nine, Saturday and Sunday, so come on down.

For Channel 7, I'm Danny McAllister.

He's a man.

And we're clear.

Okay, well, that was fun.

What?

Look, I know your mom's upset, but other than her and Pastor Jeff, I promise.

No one cares.

So God's a woman.

See?

Come on, it's not that big a deal.

It is a huge deal.

Dad, you can't even say anything bad.

Still shouldn't have said it.

Oh, my God.

Maybe call it what the G-word for, wow.

It's not like I said, God doesn't exist, because I think she does.

Not funny.

I have to live in this town.

I have a hair appointment tomorrow.

That is three hours of dirty looks and bliss, your heart.

You're overreacting.

There's three things you don't talk about in Texas.

Religion, politics, and money.

What about sex?

Four things.

Well, maybe it's time we start talking about them.

Bliss, your heart.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Well, I can assure you her views do not reflect

those of this station, and we will take care of it.

I don't think we stone people anymore.

Thanks for calling.

Goodbye, Reverend.

Let me guess.

Another fan.

It's not a joke.

Folks are really upset.

Tell that blaspheming fanbo.

She can do her next weather report from hell.

Well, that's silly.

It's going to be hot there.

I know we should pull you off the schedule for a while.

Let everybody cool down.

No, no, no.

Don't take me off the air.

I can fix this.

I'll just apologize.

Really?

Yeah.

Why are you surprised?

As long as I've known you, I've never heard you apologize for anything.

And I am so sorry for that.

I've heard it.

I'll practice.

And before we go to commercial, our Channel 7 Weather Girl, Mandy

McAllister has a special message for our audience.

Mandy?

Thanks, Kimberly.

I just wanted to address some comments I made on air yesterday.

I meant no disrespect, but I understand if some of you were offended.

So, from the bottom of my heart, I'm sorry you took it the wrong way.

Personally, I thought it was a compliment.

I think women are great, and God would be so lucky to be one.

But this is Texas, so I should have kept my mouth shut.

That's you, Kimberly.

Okay, Doki.

And while we go to commercial, how about we all pray for Mandy?

Suspended.

Can you believe it?

Oh, I got suspended a ton of times.

It ain't bad.

Sit at home, watch TV, hit your dad's liquor cabinet.

This isn't high school, Georgie.

I could lose my job.

You ain't gonna lose nothing.

You just gotta let this blow over.

Somebody will grow the world's biggest pumpkin and they'll forget all about you.

I really don't think so.

You see how huge some of them pumpkins get?

You could live him.

Do you think what I said was so wrong?

I don't know.

I guess I never really thought about it.

Why would you, you're a man?

Like, if God's a woman, I'm cool with it.

You really feel that way?

No.

Wow, I wish everybody was as open-minded as you.

I mean, if you think about it, plagues, floods.

That kind of temper sounds like a woman to make.

I bet that's to look God gives right before she smites, folks.

Hey.

Hey, honey.

Everything okay?

Not really.

Man to get suspended.

I heard.

I'm sorry.

Are you?

Of course.

She is my daughter-in-law and I love her.

What?

She said what she said.

And then she tried to undo what she said and she said more.

She was only at that corner because y'all asked.

I didn't ask her to mop God.

She said she saw him.

That I took it the wrong way.

I heard.

That ain't what she meant.

Georgia, what do you want me to do?

I can't help the people are mad.

Maybe Pastor Jeff can say something to Solomon.

You know, love the sinner.

Judge, not lest you be judged.

Give Mandy a break because her husband's drowning in debt.

I will talk to him, but he is mighty paved.

Yeah, but he listens to you so you can deephe him.

Deephe him?

On?

Deephe him?

No, it's deephe.

What's your reading?

Another ratchet, hate mail.

Jokes on you, Satan Barbie sounds cool.

May I?

Yeah, knock yourself out.

So the bad ones go here, and the really bad ones go here.

What's that file?

You don't want to know.

I thought at least one person will be on my side.

Now hold on.

I think this one.

No.

Whoa, yeah, no.

Hey, Raven, search.

Congratulations, you knocked a pregnant teenager off the top of the prayer list.

Someone's the bell of the ball.

Where are you at church?

I was hoping I could get Pastor Jeff to say

something in a sermon to call him everyone down.

Was he gonna?

He will.

If you sit down with him on errand publicly apologize.

Oh, no.

I will not be extorted.

Okay.

Well, I tried.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Shouldn't you be working?

On what?

Belly had any customers since your wife made God mad.

There's a car up on the lift.

Yeah, mine.

Figure I changed the shocks and let me be my new home.

She's gonna fix this and everything will go back to normal.

Doesn't help that her name is on the store.

So, we'll change the name to Cooper.

Why not Alvarez?

Cooper's got two hoes.

We can make them look like tires.

I wanna argue with that.

But it's good.

I'm handy through those letters away.

She did.

You took them out of the trash.

I tried not to.

I failed.

What is wrong with people?

They don't have to agree with her, but there's no reason to tear her apart.

You know, we got one of them AOL discs in the mail the other day.

We're about it.

I have a feeling this whole worldwide web thing is gonna bring us all together.

Let's make people kind.

Can't happen soon enough.

People all over the world talking to each other.

I don't see the downside.

Hey.

Hey.

You're not reading more than letters, are you?

Oh, my mom found this one in the pile.

It's from a little girl.

It can be made.

Don't take it personal.

No, she thanked me for what I said.

She called me an inspiration.

She didn't spell it right, but it still counts.

I-N-S-P-R-A-T-O-N?

Yes.

Take that, she'll.

Anyway, I got me thinking about CC and the kind of example I'm certain.

What do you mean?

Being a hypocrite just to keep my job.

Everybody does that.

Besides, she's gonna grow up with the famous new lady for a mom.

That's a good example.

Thank you.

Oh, come on.

Great job.

Beautiful kid.

Young trophy husband.

You've got it all.

Chopy husband, huh?

You've seen me with my shirt off.

Pastor Jeff, thank you again for doing this.

Happy to be an example of Christian forgiveness.

Get that all out now.

I'm just stretching my eyes.

Okay, we're back in five, four.

Hi.

Mandy McAllister again.

Don't change the channel.

I know I upset a lot of people, and I realize

that instead of talking more, I should listen.

Which is why I have Pastor Jeff from First Baptist here with me.

Can I just say, I am so sorry that I offended you.

Thank you.

And I understand you've been getting a lot of hate mail.

So I would like to remind my Christian community.

That is not how Jesus teaches us to behave.

We don't write nasty letters about our neighbors.

We write them about the Simpsons.

I'm nice to our campaign.

We're going to get out.

Why is she staring like that?

She was trying not to roll your ass.

Well, I'm so glad we could put this behind us.

I think what ruffled the feathers of my flock was

that your comments seemed disrespectful of God.

Uh-huh, we good?

And frankly, a little ignorant of a scripture.

For God so loved the world that he gave his only son.

Okay, you know what?

I can't do this.

Sure you can.

Keep going.

I didn't mean to offend you, and I am sorry

for that, but I'm not sorry for what I said.

I don't want my daughter or any other little girl thinking

that they need to apologize for having an opinion.

So if that's what it takes for me to keep this job, then... I quit.

God.

What did she do?

What did I do?