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Yeah, I like both of them.

And were you a cheerleader?

Yes. I think so.

My son only picks the winners.

Good. And where are you from?

Montana.

Montana. Yeah.

I don't really hunt.

I fish.

Oh, fish. Okay. All right.

So you were a cheerleader. What were your strengths?

Did you do all those flips?

Um, yeah, I could do the flip.

I kind of lost my middle because I haven't been stretching for very long.

I stopped stretching. Okay, okay. Yeah, it was super fun. I'm just like a side

-based employer, so. Oh, wow. Yeah.

And then how was it working with the other girls?

It was kind of frustrating because, like, girls are something else

but. Right, right. I was always impressed with how in sync you all are.

really have to trust each other.

Especially when they toss you in the air. Yeah, complete trust. If you don't

have trust, you're failing.

Well, that's the one thing that my son and I have. We have total trust. There's

a bonding here. He tells me everything.

And we believe that the family dynamic works best like that. Good, yeah.

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No, I mean, I go to open gyms occasionally.

Okay, okay. Yeah.

Open gyms, that sounds like fun.

Yeah, it's super fun.

I'd like to go watch. Son, you want to go watch an open gym sometime?

For sure.

Yeah, wow.

So Montana, I'm thinking some big boys out there at football.

Not really, huh?

Mm -mm.

They're more like country hicks.

Country hicks. Yeah. Okay, okay.

And what else? You said you like going fishing.

Yeah. I love fishing.

But I can't take the fish off the hook.

Someone has to do it for me. I'll do it for you.

Oh, no. That's cute.

We'll help you out with all that. We got a net. Don't worry.

My son, he has good hands.

He definitely, they're firm.

He doesn't let anything go. Right, son?

Yep. He's one of a kind. I think I've taught him well. I got the big hands

you, pops.

That's right. That's right. Nice, smooth. We know what we're doing.

That's the one thing with our family.

Gosh.

You're great.

Thank you.

Yeah.

This one, this is going to, I feel good about this one, son. She's a keeper.

No. This is right. This is right. There's been many that have failed. Tell

more about these terms, flyer, side base. I mean, you said you were a flyer?

Yeah, I was a flyer and I fell in side base. So basically there's a side base,

main base, flyer, and back base.

Wow. But I like being a flyer to spread my legs up in the air.

Oh, yes. You know, I didn't even know there was all these terms. It sounds

complicated. Oh, yeah.

Was it complicated or no problem?

Yeah, cheer is very complicated and it takes a lot of hard work and dedication.

Right, right.

And then they would toss you, uh, no problem in the air. Like, did you like

Did you ever get scared sometimes?

Um, I mean, there are some times you get scared, especially when you're, like,

working with a different team, well, teammates that you are fluid, but yeah.

Did anyone ever drop you?

Yes. Dropping is a part of flying.

Yeah. I mean, it's not too bad. Like, I feel like the back face always gets,

like, the foot in the face.

You didn't break any bones or anything, right? No, no, not like that. but it was

bruised. Right, right. And what if, I've always wondered, like, you have guys in

the cheerleading team, right? Yeah, you can have guys. I think they're perverts

or they're gay.

Right, right, okay. And when they grab, do you ever notice someone trying to get

in the business? Oh, most definitely.

When you're going down, they always, like, catch your ass and, like, squeeze

What? Yeah.

That's what they're supposed to do, right? Like, hey, I don't want to do

anything. We have total respect for women.

We're not into the grabbing. I mean, inappropriate times, but, you know.

We would never do that. No, we wouldn't do that at all.

Gosh, wow, so fine. And you said there's a side base, right?

Yeah, side base.

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Oh, yeah, I see.

All these terms and trilling, okay, wow.

I'm learning so much here.

Yeah, well, good.

Glad to help. You're going to learn a lot about my son.

He's going to, he's an honor student.

Oh, really? He worked very hard.

And there's nothing that I haven't taught him, that he doesn't know what to

Right on, okay.

Right, Johnny?

You feel you're pretty prepared? Have I prepared you well? You have.

Wow.

Yeah. I'm so glad.

Oh,

this game. I can't wait for the game. Jeez.

And then we get to see the cheerleaders. You can give me your review of the

cheerleaders, what you think about them.

I'm so excited.

And then you can tell me exactly who the flyer is.

Side kicks, side bases.

Wow.

This is going to be a fun day. I'm glad you could join us. Family tradition.

This is what we do all the time.

Wow.

Anyone getting hungry?

Yeah.

I'm getting hungry. I make the best nacho chili that you'll ever have.

I'm so excited. You're going to love it.

How good is it, son? It's the best. Isn't it good?

Yeah. Wow.

Nice OGs. Yeah.

And your parents also from Montana, too?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, okay.

All right, great.

Brothers and sisters?

I have a sister and a brother.

Oh, wow. Okay.

And you're the youngest?

Oldest? No.

Alright, game is about to start.

Britt, look at the cheerleaders.

You like their uniforms?

Look at them.

Oh, there's a

flyer. I see the

flyer going up.

And how's your routine? I didn't see.

To me, they all look the same to me. What do you think?

Yeah, can you give us a little...

Yeah, do we get a cheer? Yeah.

Come on, Brett, let me hear a cheer.

I've never had someone cheer during the climbing tradition game. Can you give me

a cheer, please?

Y -E -L -L, everybody yell win!

Win!

Oh, this is the spirit.

What a great day.

All right, so the game started. The cheerleaders performed really well.

And it's going to be time for me.

To make my famous nachos.

Food sounds good.

Do you want me to help?

I would love for you to help.

You'll have to see how I prepare this.

Special family recipes.

What do you think?

Is she ready?

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How many nachos, special supreme nachos, you're going to love. So, making

nachos is the kind of chips you use. Oh, really?

And I use three of the most popular ones.

Also, how you layer it out, right?

Done.

You know how to use a pen.

This is a classic.

When you make this, it has to come from the heart. It's everything from the

heart. If you don't have that, then you might as well not be in our family.

What?

You have heart, right?

What? Okay, okay.

How long have you two been dating now?

I don't know.

Three months?

Three months, too.

Three months, okay.

And how's your date?

Okay, this is, this is, this is the key right here that people don't know what

to do.

It's a special key.

A big key here.

Dawn, you can give me a little hand too.

Britt, you could too.

This is a special key that we do.

You gotta put it on top there.

She's very good with her hands too.

She's very good with her hands.

Yeah, mm -hmm, okay.

So now... Wow.

Hell yeah.

Everyone,

everybody, hold on, hold on.

Oh my God.

The more the better.

Yes, very good.

Just smash it off my face. That's it.

Do you like ink, Max?

I love it.

The panel.

It gets better.

More! And this last layer is the best run, because

first impressions are everything, okay?

Write them off.

No, no.

I'm trying to drop some hints.

I'm breaking here.

I'll let you do the last one, just about.

It's not helping out here. It looks like broken.

Yes, sir.

How does that look? Tell me, how does that look?

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Approximate

45 seconds And we just wait patiently,

that's all we do 45 seconds

I do an eye test obviously my son has good eyes

You're going to see how good this is.

This is working out pretty good, huh son?

Yeah. And we still got the game to go. And the game.

And the halftime show. You're going to tell us all about the cheerleading show.

Oh yeah, most definitely.

You hungry?

Are we hungry?

Oh yeah.

Here it comes.

Do a countdown, huh?

A cheer countdown. How about that?

Four, three, two, one.

Gourmet this is no one does this

Hold on we

I'm getting older.

I'm starting to... I got you. Thank you.

It's just getting harder and harder for me.

There you go.

Final ingredient.

Can't miss that.

This is taquitos.

And since I'm getting older, I could have used some, but it's chunky salsa.

Are you ready for this?

You just want to kind of swirl it around.

And get that big one at the end.

Okay. You can never have enough sauce.

Salsa. That's a family move. The big one at the end there.

Very good.

Yeah.

Here we go.

What do you think?

I like to go right for the cheese. I'm a big cheese guy.

Bomb.

For sure.

We never fail.

Yay.

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I don't know.

Okay.

And I always have the TV. That's why we're here, so we can watch everything.

Make a mess.

Make a big mess.

My son usually makes big messes.

I'll show you.

Wow.

You notice it's not too spicy.

It's just mild.

And you just want to keep grabbing it. I know, yeah. It's just perfect. Don't

forget the second layer too.

People forget about this.

So you're pretty comfortable?

Yeah, you're comfortable with my son?

Oh yeah.

Okay, alright.

Do you have any hobbies? What do you do for hobbies, baby?

I can see you like to eat.

Hiking, swimming.

And you like swimming.

I like the outdoors.

Okay.

You were in Montana.

Have you ever jumped in lakes and stuff like that? Oh yeah, in rivers.

Really?

Skinny dipping?

Sorry.

That's the funnest part about Liz. Oh, you're right. You know, my son, for some

reason, was always shy. He didn't want to skinny dip.

That's so boring.

Yeah, son, why were you shy like that?

I mean, you know, I didn't want to get caught looking like I had a small dick

next to you.

I mean, I am Maximus. I mean, it was hard for him to

follow up.

Right?

It's a genetic thing. Yeah.

But I think he's coming into his own.

I can see where he gets it from.

Right? Yeah.

Hey, not too many compliments, Bob.

Yeah, that's true.

You have pretty eyes.

You must have a beautiful mom.

She's so pretty.

Yeah? Is she single?

Oh, sorry. Did I say that out loud? We like to say jokes. And was she your

cheerleader? I want to know. Was she your cheerleader?

Sadly, no.

Really, huh?

But she loves cheerleading. That's why I do it.

So you would go to cheerleading camps and stuff like that?

Oh, yeah.

Wow. That's good.

Is your mom still in Montana?

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

You know, every year I think I might get sick of my own recipe.

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it more and more.

So do you love it more and more?

I love it more and more.

That's it.

Wow.

Brittany, you want some water?

Oh, yeah.

I'm so thirsty.

You got it.

Always good to wash it down a little bit.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Have some more.

Let's get one more chip in.

Want a chip?

How good is that?

So good.

So good, yeah?

Yeah.

You like that?

Good. Wow.

Let me tell you this is the second layer.

I can't wait.

That's always my favorite.

Yeah?

Mine too.

Son, hi. What do you think about the game, son?

Uh, I think we're gonna win. We need the over on this. You know that, right?

Oh, you put the bet down?

I did.

Hell yeah. I did.

Always makes it better. I just felt like with your girlfriend coming, it was

gonna bring us luck. Look, look, look.

So when you watched football, what did you, uh...

Like you're a cheerleader obviously on the field, but would you ever focus on

the players?

Would they look like?

Did you ever crush on the quarterback?

Always. Yeah, really?

I never knew if the cheerleaders really looked at the guys or not.

Of course, they don't.

Wow.

Who doesn't want to hear that?

I should have made you a football player, huh?

I guess so.

You just got in the book.

I'm not a nerd.

It's okay.

Again, you know, me being Maximus, how do you follow it up? I knew it was going

to be hard for him.

But he worked hard.

Yeah.

Have you watched him work hard?

That's it.

That's it.

Look at that.

Touch the helmet.

That's it.

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How do you feel about that?

Okay,

we got to get to the couch. This game is close. We got to get over there.

You guys ready?

Let's go.

We need to be.

Close your TV so we can win this game. Come on.

Let's go.

All right. I think we're going to hit that over.

Son, I'm checking the bets right now as we speak.

Britt, I think you're bringing all the luck here.

I mean, one more pass and we're going to call. We got this. That's it. Look at

this.

Britt? We're going to win, though. Wait, did you put... No, I got it all set.

I'm looking right now. We're good. We're good.

And Britt, if we win, can you teach us a cheer?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah?

Oh, I want that so bad.

Son, how bad do you want it?

I want it really fucking bad.

Gosh.

I just played a little bit more on this game, son. I feel good.

Yeah? In -game wager?

Yes.

Are you feeling good? Are you feeling good right now? I'm feeling great.

Britt, how are you feeling?

Fantastic.

Oh yeah.

Oh god, incomplete pass, son.

This was bad luck.

We got this.

We've gotta win this game.

You're perfect.

Can we all focus a little bit more? Focus on the game?

I'm focusing, I'm focusing.

Britt, can you focus please?

I am.

It's called multi -passing, duh.

Yes, you're right, yes.

Anyone need more nachos? Any more water?

Those are some really good nachos.

Those are good, huh Britt? So great.

Are you full?

Yeah.

Alright son, next bet coming out. I'm going to go in play that the next

touchdown is a pass.

How do you feel about that? That's a good bet.

Right, right?

It's not a sure bet.

But we can do this.

We can do this.

Brett, do you think we can win?

Mm -hmm.

Or maybe we're a winner.

You are so right.

I think this is going to be a tradition, you guys. You know that, right?

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Sometimes you just gotta say it like it is.

Right, Britt?

Uh -huh.

As long as I'm home.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Wow.

I'm really focused on the game.

Can you guys focus on the game a little more?

I'm focused.

When everyone's watching the game, that's when good vibes happen. Please.

What about good vibes?

I'm watching.

Britt, let me know if you need anything.

How about that cheer?

We haven't won yet.

Oh, okay, you're right, you're right.

We don't want anything to be premature.

We might need that cheer, though.

Sooner or later, Britt.

Please?

What do you think? I don't know.

I mean, I think you do know.

If we win this game, we're going to celebrate. You all know that, right?

What should we do?

That's a surprise.

Oh, what kind of surprise?

Oh, you're going to find out soon, Brett.

She likes friends.

Okay. You're going to get a big surprise.

A big surprise. That's it. I'm curious.

Touchdown! Woo! Yes!

Fuck. Woo!

That is looking real good for us.

All right. It is looking so good.

Oh, we got it now. Yes!

The last score's on me.

Britt, you are the good luck charm.

You guys need anything? You sure?

Because I am cashing in right now. We are going to party.

The party's already started.

That's it.

Britt, can you laugh all night?

We'll see.

All right.

Any questions? Can I laugh all night?

You know me, son.

You're going to love this.

What do you guys want to have for the main course of the week?

Because nachos were just appetizers.

What do you like to eat, Brett? What do you eat back in Montana?

Um, salmon.

Ooh, you like sushi too?

Not so much.

Sushi, we eat.

No sushi or anything.

I'm sorry. I'm thinking sushi.

Salmon? Yeah.

Okay, we'll do some salmon.

Delicious.

Yeah.

Lobster mac and cheese.

Okay. We've got about five minutes left in the game. We should be okay.

You're really good at competition.

Always. But I hated the damn spray tans we had to get.

They made you get spray tans? Oh, yeah. You had to get them.

And there was, like, one that was, like, blackout or extra dark. Terrible.

Did it, like, make your toes orange or some shit?

Um, yeah. And, like, underneath, the spray tans would get stuck in your

And then you'd smell. Like, I don't know anyone who likes a girl that smells.

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Well,

I date a lot.

I just can't remember.

You know, with a name like Maximus, all I do is date.

Right, son?

Mm -hmm.

That's right, coach.

I hope my son can follow in my footsteps.

Well, Britt, what do you think?

Yeah, for sure.

You think so?

Mm -hmm.

You have to have that quality, that it quality, though.

Most definitely.

Okay, okay.

Nobody say Britt and Wyatt.

I'm just like, what's up?

Now you know where you get the sense of humor.

That's it.

Do you go to the gym anymore? Do you do anything to keep yourself in shape,

Britt? Um, yeah, I go to the gym, but I have like really bad habits.

Like what? Bad habits? What do you mean?

Like, I go there just to look at the hot men.

What?

I thought that's all we did was go see the hot ladies.

I mean, I do work out too, but they're distracting.

But you really go there, huh?

Well, I'm sure you would get a lot of men looking at you.

Where did you guys meet again? I can't remember.

You said you were going to college? You were going to the same college, son?

What was it?

The same college.

Wow.

Well, you know, this has to take semester off, so.

Wow. Do you have any classes together?

Not yet. Maybe next semester.

Ah, okay.

Well, my son is certainly a very good tutor, I can tell you that.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah, he'll teach you a thing or two.

Mmm, I'm so excited for that one.

That was the only thing, all I did was focus on school. I was a little afraid

that maybe he wouldn't want to go out and get a girlfriend, but you know, you

seem like the right one.

You're not really selling me very well here, Dad.

That's okay.

I know.

Britt sounds like a real person, son.

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Interview.

Now I'm nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Just be natural, okay?

Yeah.

You can do that?

I don't know. I'm busy.

Okay.

What else do you both do for fun? What do you guys do?

You do anything?

We stay busy.

Yeah?

Make sure he takes you.

You know how to pick the right places.

To go out to eat.

Now you got it.

Okay. Very good.

You're going to do the best.

Alright, this game's in the bag.

That's right.

Celebrate tonight.

This game's in the bag. I don't even have to watch anymore.

I thought we were supposed to keep watching.

You guys can watch.

How are you going to know if you're going to win?

There's not enough time. There's just not enough time. But you guys can let me

know. It's all calm when I am.

I'm looking for the next bet for the next game.

Will you do a cheer for us when the game is over?

What's your favorite college team?

I don't really have one.

No? Mm -mm.

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Yeah. Yeah.

We're going to watch another game. There's another game where you just put

on.

Oh, really?

Yeah, because Britt, I am feeling lucky with you here.

Oh,

look, they've got the cheerleaders going.

Oh, yeah?

I love that.

Yeah, are those good cheerleaders? Do you like the uniform?

Yeah, they're so cute.

Yeah.

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If we win this, we win double. We all win this.

We just won the coin toss.

That's a good sign don't you think? Yeah!

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I think we're about to win this game. Oh yeah?

I'm making bets on... We're going to go on vacation.

Britt, would you like to go on vacation with us? Oh yeah, that would be so fun.

Will you bring a cheerleader outfit for us?

Oh yeah, I can bring that. Dad, isn't that a little too far?

I'm just in the chill to make things awkward.

I'm in the chilling now.

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Oh shit, we didn't even notice. We just won the game.

We did.

I'll cash in now, son.

Alright.

Daring's on you tonight.

Daring's on me, that's right.

Britt, you cash in. We all cash in, okay?

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Yeah.

Hi, guys. I think it's time for dinner.

Yeah. Are you still hungry? Oh,

yeah. Dinner and then, Britt, are you a dessert person? Do you like creamy

stuff? Do you like dessert?

Extra creamy.

Really? Okay.

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