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some water up here isn't that yeah let's go fishing bro let's go fishing bro i

didn't bring my fishing rod though oh there's a park right here too let's go

cruise the park real quick yeah yeah i just want a side seat what is it this

oh look they covered it they must be doing they must be doing maintenance

yeah they go the wrong way they must be doing maintenance yo i used to come to

this park Used to be back in the day, bro. This shit used to be... No,

man. What's wrong with you?

Nah,

but for real, we are like... We used to do some pickups right here.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, we used to find hotties.

Hotties here.

Hottie -dottie.

Hottie -dottie.

Yeah, I just want to go around one time just to see what the... Oh, I've been

here before, man.

Yeah, remember Morningstar, right?

Yes, I forgot.

I dropped my boat here before.

Not good? Good.

Wow,

there's a dinosaur in the middle of the road.

What dinosaur, bro?

It's not funny when they run.

I believe this fool does.

Well, it's been proven he does catch them.

Look at that fucking mangroves right there.

Oh, yeah?

Look at that shit. Just that random -ass small patch of mangroves right there.

That's crazy.

I don't know. Why does it gotta smell so bad?

I don't know.

Water doesn't stand.

It doesn't have legs.

I mean... Oh, romantic thing.

Yeah.

Oh,

look at this chick right here.

Oh, she old.

She looks like she's preaching the word of God, too.

Yeah,

you could drop your boat right here, huh? Yeah.

It wouldn't take it out? Yeah, I don't have 4x4s so much. So I got the truck

came and helped me out and pulled that out for me.

Oh, what a fucking lame.

Yeah, you feel like a major bitch when that happens?

I don't have that money on my truck. Your truck's not 4x4?

The muscle candy. We don't call them roids around here.

We call them muscle candies.

All right, let's get out of here. We're close to the beach, though. Huh?

Are you into some dark chocolate today?

This is it. I don't give a fuck.

All right, well.

No, I want to go to the beach, though. Fuck that. I'm going to go to the beach.

I want to go to the beach.

That was probably his girl right there. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hold on a minute. Hold on a minute.

No,

man. Look at that right there. Where?

Right there.

Oh, behind the tree. I didn't see it.

She's like over here having a picnic or something.

So how should we approach this one?

Looks like she's sightseeing. Throw a water bottle at her. She probably reads

books. Throw a water bottle at her. She reads books.

Throw a water bottle at her.

We're an agency. Listen, listen.

We're an agency. Oh, we're an agency?

No,

we need people to read the books and to review them.

You're smart.

You're smart. I would have never gotten that one.

So we need people to review the books? Yeah, the book report.

The book report.

We need some of the big book reports.

We need a book reporter.

A book reporter.

She's going to be confused as fuck.

Well, we've got to interview her to see if she reads a lot of books.

You know what I mean?

Unleash him out of the truck. Let him go walk over there.

I should run by him.

Go walk over there.

And tell her what?

Do a front roll and end up like this in front of her. I said you do that. If you

do that shit, yo. Bro, I'm going to get my jeans all dirty, yo.

You got the joggers in your truck? You guys have been wearing these fucking

skinny girl jeans.

They're going to rip apart.

Bro, you're going to put me in the water, bro. This guy's the worst.

I'll jump. I'll jump. Relax.

You're going to hurt yourself. I got it. Bro, I'm definitely going to jump.

Old fuck.

I'll kick the tree down right now. What are you talking about?

See if she's interested.

Excuse me. Watch out!

Watch out!

Excuse

me, ma

'am. Hi.

Maybe I should explain it.

Ma 'am.

You got five minutes, I just wanted to try to ask you something explain

something to you I

knew I shouldn't send you

Ask

her

for directions

You know the piece of that.

Ma 'am.

Ah, okay. See?

Look.

Can I just... I mean, I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have... I shouldn't have

started with him. I should have... I should have just asked you myself.

But do you got five minutes? I just want to ask you something.

We're not trying to buy... We don't mean to... You don't have to leave. We

didn't want to interrupt your...

Holy shit.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo, get.

Yo,

you're the worst.

It's going to fall on your head.

Forget Jay.

Jay, forget this guy. Forget this guy.

Ma 'am, listen.

We weren't trying to bother you. I feel really bad that you had to leave your

little spot.

Look, I'm videotaping this.

We work for an agency, and actually, I thought you may have been reading right

there. Do you read a lot?

A little bit.

Yeah?

Leave it behind.

So, basically, we're looking for people to review books and magazines

and basically read stuff.

And then they pay for that. They pay you to kind of read a couple books a week

or whatever.

Whatever you can accomplish depends on how much money you make. I don't know if

you'd be interested. I don't know what you do for a living.

It pays really, really well.

It's usually about $150 a review per book.

So I don't know. I mean, if you read three books a week, it's like $400 a

you can actually make.

I mean, I could explain more if you're interested, but, like, you know, do you

read? Do you think you read that much? Yeah, it's something I would be

interested in.

Yeah?

I suppose you live around here?

Yeah, just, like, a couple miles down the road.

Okay.

Okay.

The only thing I would need to do is we would need to interview you and kind of

get some basic information off of you just to see, like, you know what I mean?

Like, you know, how many books have you read in your life? Like, do you know

what grade level you're at? Did you graduate high school?

Did you go to college?

You know, how's your English?

You know what I mean? Do you speak other languages?

You know, like, what do you do for a living? How much, you know, how much

do you make?

You know, stuff like that.

Are you interested? Or do you got five minutes? We could do it right now. We

could do it really fast.

Yeah, as fast as summer to be.

Really? Yeah. Okay.

Just make it quick.

Nice. All right.

You know what? We didn't even get your name, so I guess we can start with that.

Michelle. Yeah.

Nice. J -Mac. I already told you. You could just say J.

Or J. Yeah, J.

His name's J.

His name starts with a J, so he just likes to use the word J.

I think he has a hard time spelling his name. Yeah.

I only read at a second grade level. Yeah, he reads, yeah, that's, yeah.

I couldn't have the job. He cannot have the job.

He can't even review children's books because he can't even read children's

books. It's pretty bad.

Yeah. Do you read well?

I do.

Is that proper English? Do you read well?

You read well, yes.

You read well.

Okay.

And how many books have you read, would you say, if you had to put a number to

it? I try to read like one a week.

Really? You already read one a week. That's nice. That's nice. Good. So you

a good wide range of vocabulary?

Yeah. Do you find that books help you?

Does that help? I think it's time -consuming. Time -consuming? Yeah.

Yeah? Is it good for, like, what kind of books do you like reading?

Anyone, as long as they're interesting.

So what do you do for a living?

I'm a waitress.

Waitress. Ooh, where?

If you don't mind me asking.

Uh, it's actually. Oh.

Oh. But I'm not like that, so don't.

You're not like that. I didn't know that you'd have to be a certain type of way

to work at that restaurant.

I don't know.

You just shit on all your fellow employees?

Co -workers? I'm not like those other ratchet chicks.

No?

I mean,

I could see why you work at that place.

Is that a requirement?

I was wondering.

Do they discriminate against, like, smaller -breasted women?

You can't, right? That's like, you can't, right? I don't think so. I wonder

they word it then. Like, oh, there's no spot open.

You know, there's no position opening right now.

All the spots are filled. All the spots just filled.

So, okay, you work at, I mean, you probably don't make much money there, I

guess, huh?

Do you have a side job?

No. You don't have a second job?

No.

Then you must live with your parents.

No, I live on my own. You must live with roommates.

Yeah. You live with roommates, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah, I just don't, you know.

All right.

Now, as far as just a couple more questions, and then we'll just kind of

your information down. And the way this works is we'll be mailing books to you,

and then as you send us a report on them, We'll mail out the check to you,

Really convenient and simple.

So as far as your personal, what kind of partying

do you do on your nightlife?

I don't really party a lot. I like to drink wine, but... You don't party?

Not really.

No, you don't go clubbing?

You're not a wild girl?

No. Um, I noticed that, uh, I mean, you're, I noticed

that you're, you're, you, uh, so you like piercings.

Yeah. I noticed you like piercings.

So, uh, tell us about that. Like, uh, how many piercings do you have? Yeah, I

think I'm going to go.

Well, no, I mean, it's really important to know what kind of piercing. I don't

see how this has anything to do with book reviews.

It totally does, though. It totally does. Because then we know what kind of

books to send you and what to read and, you know, maybe books on piercings.

Okay. You know?

Do you have any tattoos?

Do you have a boyfriend?

No. No.

And if you had to put a number on how much sex you have, like, during the

like, what, like... It's kind of an important one, really. I have a personal

question.

That's... What?

Very personal.

Well, yeah, but you are applying for a job, so we kind of need to, like, you

know, we need to get in there. We need to know what kind of sex you have, like,

you know, who you're having it with, who's your partners, how many partners

you having, you know, on a weekly, you know, stuff like that.

Just like, you know, how many partners in one, like, Like, have you had sex

two guys at one time, maybe three guys?

You know, stuff like that. Like, it's all important questions.

You know, do you prefer, like, darker -skinned guys over lighter -skinned

You know, stuff like that.

Yeah.

Pretty personal, so I'm not going to go there.

Really? Yeah.

But I thought this was going so well.

Yeah.

I don't think.

Is it not going that well? All right, listen.

All right, how about this? How about we can start paying you now for the, you

know, we'll pay you for the interview.

Okay. Yeah, I'll give you $100, but, you know, I want to ask you some deeper

questions.

Okay. You okay with that?

Yeah. All right.

All right.

So about the piercing.

Yeah. My nipples are pierced. Yeah, they're pierced.

Does it enhance the feeling?

A little bit.

Did they hurt when you get them?

No. No? They didn't hurt. They didn't hurt? Very surprising.

And as far as for sexual, like, does it help? Does it intent?

Makes it fun.

Oh, that's it.

And if...

And if we wanted to see them, would that be possible?

That's a weird question. I don't just show my tits to random men in vans and

parks. Do you have a boyfriend?

No, I don't. No? So no boyfriend. So no boyfriend. So then that's a yes you

can show them?

I don't show to random men in vans and parks. I'm sorry.

So there's a chance you'll show them.

Probably not.

So is that a definite no?

Or is that like a maybe?

How about if I gave you $100?

You don't have $100.

What do you mean? Of course we have $100. I'm not going to offer $100 if I

didn't have $100. Would $100 do it?

Um, don't leave.

Don't leave yet. I can see it. Listen, you make, what do you make a week?

If you don't mind me asking a couple hundred dollars a night, a couple

dollars a night.

Oh, okay.

That's not bad.

But, uh, so we'll $300 do it

one night of working one night of working for, uh, maybe two nights, a

uh,

Quick flash?

Here in the park.

Whoa.

Are you nuts?

Well, I... I mean... Well,

I mean, if you really want to get in the van, but I mean, if you just showed us

right there... You don't have to know us.

We know you, though.

We know you like to read books, and you read about one a week.

And you don't have a boyfriend. You work at that restaurant.

It's all about titties.

So we do know a lot about you and you live in this area.

And you're not like your friends.

And you don't like friends. You're kind of a solo one.

What do you say?

300 bucks?

Come on. Look, I can see it in your eyes. Look, you're a go -getter.

Look, I bet you probably hate your job, right?

You're not like those other girls. Remember.

You're a go -getter. Those other girls would have walked away.

So you're not like those other girls. They would have walked.

If you want, you can stand right here if you want. If you're a little shy, keep

looking around.

Look, she's going to do it. Close the door, dick.

Are you sure?

Oh, I'm positive.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my gosh. She's going to do it. She's going to do it.

Holy shit.

Oh, shit. That's enough.

That's it.

I'm done.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you just showed us your titty.

Oh, man. Yo, that actually worked.

Nice. Fuck, money talks.

Money fucking talks.

Money talks. This is fucking awesome. So what are we going to do now?

So let's talk about what we're going to do. What are we going to do now?

Let's do something else. Wait, where's she going? Where are you going?

Have a good one.

Whoa, hold on a minute. You can't just take our money and walk.

Come on. Come on, listen. There's more money where that came from. Don't you

want more money?

A lot more money. Come on. Don't you want more money?

Listen. Hey, listen.

Like plenty more.

Like a lot more.

Like wouldn't you want to make like a week's pay in one day?

No, I wouldn't. I bet you would.

Come on. Listen, I know you like money.

You like opportunity.

That's why you took advantage right now.

All right? You got an extra $300 in your hand.

All you had to do was show us your titties. That was it.

Obviously, you're okay with your body, and you're kind of open.

So why don't you get in the van?

With you?

Yeah, with us.

Get in the van, and let's talk about how you can make some more money.

Hey. Don't forget about Baldy here. Remember me?

Hey.

Look, open the door so she knows we're not like, there's not like no whips and

chains in here or anything.

It's real fucking casual.

Sorry about that.

Yeah, yeah, thanks.

Thanks, dick.

Look, just so you can see, there's nothing in here. Look, there's just a

Good old time.

There's no ropes and shovels, nothing like that.

The shetties.

Wouldn't you want to come in here and have some time? Have a good time with

There's an AC in here.

We're chilling.

I know.

Literally.

I don't know, really.

Come on in. It's cold in here.

Cozy. Cozy. Come on. The water's fine.

Look, got a nice little seat for you up there.

Hang out like this? Look, yeah.

Whee! I'm chilling, yo.

We can do everything.

What do you say?

We can break dance in here. Look. All right, hold on. Let me just tell you.

We're talking, like, a week's worth of pay.

Just throwing that out there.

Not doing anything much more than what you just did.

Yeah. Just hanging out with us. Just hanging out. Just hanging out and

There you go.

We'll even stay in this little area, right? We won't even leave this, like,

little place.

Okay. Come on in.

Really weird.

I know. Come on. Listen, it's just an opportunity.

And you're a go -getter. You're getting it. Yeah.

Really awesome.

No, it is really, really awesome.

It's really fucking awesome.

Right? Fucking awesome.

It's so awesome.

There you go. There it is.

Don't be so shy, okay?

Listen, what we do is we drive around and we kind of like... We kind of

We see what people will do for money.

Oh. Yeah. All right? We have like a little tube channel, you know, with

subscribers and, you know, video blogs.

And we just go around trying to interview people, see what funny shit we

get into.

You know?

Sometimes we like take shit up off the street and pay people to eat it.

You know? Like dog shit.

Yeah, like all kinds of crazy shit. You guys are real?

Yeah, little lizards.

Paid this one guy to bite a fucking head off a lizard. It was so sad.

It was the worst thing I ever saw in my life.

Yeah. Wait, that was Jay. Jay, you did that. I didn't do that. Yeah, no, that

was you.

I love lizards.

But, okay, so look, so that's why. You know, we took a chance. 300 bucks, she

shows us your titties. That's awesome.

That's fucking great.

Tell us more about that. So you have no boyfriend?

No. No?

No. Okay.

So that means, uh, when's the last time you, uh, you've had, uh, some, uh, some,

uh, some good old -fashioned sexy sex?

Yesterday?

Yesterday? Oh, look at you!

Look at you, little pimp!

Little pimp! No boyfriend, but she's getting her dick.

Ah, you're getting your dick, huh?

We don't blame you. I mean, look at you. You're a cute girl. You got nice

titties. You know.

Probably have this dick, like, just waiting for you, right?

I know you do. Look at her. You don't have to tell us. We know.

Look at you.

Look, I like how you're smiling more now.

You like the subject of sex?

Look, I think she likes the subject of sex.

Look at her.

Okay, okay.

Maybe a little bit.

You do, huh?

She likes it.

So, you know what? Do you enjoy titty fucking?

It's all right.

Like, is that just something for guys, or do girls actually get off on that? Or

do you like measuring guys? I mean, it feels good.

It does? It feels good? Yeah. Like a massage on your tits? Yeah.

There you go.

Okay.

But, obviously, the bigger dick, the better, right?

I would say.

Yeah, right?

In more ways than one.

All right.

So, what kind of size dick would need for that to feel good right there?

I don't know, like, seven.

Seven? Yeah, seven inches. So would you say something like this would be?

Oh, my God, okay.

Why stick out?

Well,

we're just trying to see. Like, would you say, like, that would be a good

Yeah, like, would this be good for you or no? Do I have to look?

I mean, you don't have to. You don't have to. We can't make you, can't force

to. Wow, yeah, that's a big dick.

Wow, that's his big dick?

It's turning south.

So you genuinely think that's a big dick right there, huh? Yeah, that's pretty

big.

It's impressive.

Hey. Yeah?

They're really big, too. I like them. You know what?

You should sit with your tits out.

He's got his dick out. You should sit with your tits out.

We're hanging out. We're just hanging out, you know? You can't make him feel

all, you know, alone on this matter.

Look at him getting shy.

Oh, my gosh.

What do you think?

I don't know.

She does like the subject.

Look how she's all closed up. She's got her legs closed. She's got her arms

wrapped around herself.

Open up a little bit.

Maybe grab it.

She's letting you.

She pulled away.

She pulled away. This is weird.

Wait, what's weird about it? Please explain to me what's weird. You just

me up in a park and... Okay, so you've never had sex with a random person.

Because that's a lot... Because that's weirder... Because that's weirder than

what's happening right now. Because you don't even know that person and you,

like, fucked them. I mean, I probably talked to him on... First. I mean, I

didn't just... So what's the difference? Okay, let's pretend this is the app.

Boom. You just swiped and you just matched.

Here it is. He's here.

Instantly. Right? Over here. What's up?

What's up? How you doing?

And you already know his name.

Yeah. Yeah, Jay. Jay, Michelle. Michelle, Jay.

Oh, man. Can we see a better look? You teased us so, like... Oh.

Oh.

So nice.

Get your looks in now.

Oh, my gosh.

Pull the shirt back down, and then pull it back up. One more time.

Yeah, like that, and then just... No, like this, right? Pull it up, like this.

Like this.

Yeah, like that. One by one, it'll fall out. Like she already knows.

It'll fall out, it'll fall out.

Hey.

That's so nice.

Yeah, a little.

Your nipples are hard.

They're really nice.

Yeah.

Don't you like this?

Let's be honest. If you saw him on... Let's be honest. If you saw him on...

Would you like it?

Would you... What is it? Swipe right? Swipe left?

I don't know. Which one do you swipe?

To accept. Would you accept?

Yeah. He has a pretty smile.

He has a pretty smile.

That's it. That's another way of saying you're ugly, but you're okay.

You have a nice smile.

I didn't say that was all I liked.

What else do you like?

Kind of like, ah, whipped it out.

Had to look. You like that cock?

Yeah. You want to grab it? Go ahead and grab it. I know you want to grab it.

Don't leave me hanging over here. Come on, I know you want to grab it.

Fucking grab that shit. Fucking grab it. Fucking grab it.

Fucking grab it. There you go. Fucking grab it.

Look at her. She's fucking grabbing it. She's fucking grabbing it.

Look, she's stroking it, too.

Yeah. Should I stop?

Oh, fuck no. Hell no.

Fucking stroke that shit. You just started sucking on it, too.

Hey, whoa.

Wow. Hey.

I think you already stroked it. Dick in the hand is one thing.

Dick in the mouth is another.

Really? Come on. How about dick on the titties?

Oh, the titty bucket. Dick on the titties. I think we got some oil back

too. Yeah, I think we got some oil back there.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, that's oil right there.

No, no, no, it's good, it's good.

All right.

What do you say? Look, we got that oil.

Huh? Oh, look, she's okay.

She's doing it.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, come down here. Look, it looks like you're okay.

Scooch your fucking Mongolian ass over.

Oh, shit, I jumped over.

Oh my gosh, she's letting a titty fall!

Okay, I can stop right now, though. No, don't. Of course you can stop. You can

stop anytime.

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Come on, get up. She's titty!

Shut up, bro.

There you go.

I'm trying not to make you feel nervous. Does it look good, though, between my

tits? It looks so fucking good. What do you mean it feels so good to a titty

that's so fucking good?

Oh, my God. I'm starting to...

Put that dick between those two.

Oh, my God.

There you go. Bounce. Bounce the car.

Oh,

my God. Look at that.

Does that feel like pussy?

It feels so fucking good.

Hello.

Yeah.

You do have a dick between your tits. That's so good.

I guess I do. It's got to be.

Why don't you put it where you really want to put it?

What are you trying to say?

Your mouth looks kind of watery.

Yeah, I think so.

It does look really good.

Yeah.

Don't worry. We'll definitely make it worth your while.

All right? You'll leave here with a ton of cash.

I know girls like money.

First time you spoke to me. That's what I'm saying.

Thank you.

You gotta

be shy now.

Very good.

Mouthful of dick.

Maybe.

Look at that. You wear the nice panties. Yeah.

She wore the nice panties to the park.

I guess you never know who you're going to meet, huh? Look at that. Right there.

Look at that.

Oof. Look at that.

The vagina, have you ever seen one? Nah, that's so pretty. I don't know, but

yours looks really fucking pretty.

Look at that.

That's like really pretty.

Wait, hold the press.

Wasn't expecting all that.

That's a nice fucking pussy.

God damn.

Nothing better than, you know what's better than checking out a nice pussy?

Fucking a nice pussy?

Fucking a nice pussy.

Look at her.

Now she's kissing you.

Now she's okay with a kiss.

I guess when you suck dick, you kind of break the ice already, no?

Yeah, pretty much.

We're grown -ups. We're grown -ups at this point.

We're past first names at this point.

You better go get that.

You better get that, girl.

Oh, oh.

Looks like she's really fucking wet.

Oh fuck.

Thank you for watching.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Bang Bros.

Show us your pussy.

That's what he wants to do.

Oh my God.

Oh God.

fucking car yeah

Oh, fuck yeah.

I'm gonna fucking dick you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

oh my god that's

crazy yeah that wasn't supposed to happen there you go that was unexpected

Oh, look at this girl's a freak. Yo, we happened to pick up a freak, huh?

Yeah, she was hiding. Yeah, she was hiding in the little freak over there

shy and shit. She opened her up like a book.

Look at you.

That's crazy.

Fuck. Yo, that was awesome. You're pretty fucking... Yo, let her... Her

was amazing. She cleaned up? Where's your clothes at?

Um, yeah, but first, you said this, like, you're gonna make this worth my

Is she asking for money now?

Oh, I thought she was.

Oh, I thought. Well, you said. That wasn't just you guys getting to know

other. I got the sweaty ass. You know what? Stop right here. Hold on. Stop

here. Stop right here. Yo, I did this like.

Yeah, this is the spot right here.

What happened here?

Oh. You guys are taking me back home, right? Yeah, yeah. We'll take you back

home for sure. Yeah, for sure.

No worries, kid.

But actually, I got to show you something. It's really cool. There's

cool graffiti on the side of that wall right there. Right.

I got it all wrong.

What's up? What happened?

What did you say? Oh, look, her shirt.

Here's her shirt.

I got your shirt. Here's your shirt.

Here, you want to grab your shirt? Grab your shirt.

Here's your shirt.

Oh, shit.

Oh, go get it before it gets wet, bro.

Look, hey, put your pants on, Jay. I want to show you this.

There's some really good artwork over there. Oh, look, she got out.

Don't you know about it? Don't ever try to... Don't ever try to fucking... He

should have left.

All right.

Loser. Can you open the door and take me back home?

We're just kidding. Here, open the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sike.

Real funny assholes. Let me back in. Yo, give me your sandals. Is the ground

hot? Is the floor hot? There you go.

All right, we're joking. We're joking. We're just joking.

We'll let you in.

Here, show us your titties one more time. We'll let you in.

Yeah, you're not from around here, are you?

I don't know where we are.

Yeah, I never trust anyone from Miami.

What the fuck?

Look, she's just staring at us. She's sad.

Oh, man, she's sad.

I feel bad now.

I think she's so shell -shocked. You know, we have your purse!

I guess you don't care. All right.

Let's go fucking eat.

Yes. Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust.

Bang Bros Talk.

Thank you.