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Yo, what the fuck? Turn around, turn around. You see that shit?

What the fuck is she... You see that girl that's just, like, walking?

There must be a gym. Is there a gym around here?

Is there, like, a hot girl gym around here?

Is it called Hot Girl Gym?

Where's the hot girl gym at?

Hey.

Hi.

Where's the hot girl gym at?

Is there a gym around here or something?

Not that I know of.

Oh. Can I help you? You're not coming from the gym or nothing?

No, I'm just getting my daily walk in.

Oh.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry. We were cruising the neighborhood. We were heading to the

beach. I have a tube channel and a podcast, and we just, like, kind of fuck

around and just, like, talk to people.

Oh.

Okay. Well, can I... You think we could talk to you?

No. I mean, I'm just trying to get my walk in. That's why I like it. I just

don't normally get bothered. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I'm not trying to... Oh, my God. She's walking away from me.

What the fuck?

I mean, I was talking.

I'm not trying to bother you.

Well, you're bothering me a little bit.

I mean, you look great. You don't need to work out.

Well, of course I do.

Look,

I know I'm bothering your workout, so here, let me give you $100 just for your

time. Five minutes, $100. What?

$100, five minutes, just to kind of chat. This has to be like some kind of

No, this is for my podcast on my tube channel.

I need to chat with you. I want to get to know you. I think my viewers would

love to have me ask you some questions.

I don't know. Something about it feels wrong to me.

It's just a hundred bucks for five minutes of your time.

I mean... I mean, if you only make it five minutes, because I did want to

this and... Yeah, I'm not going to bother you. I mean, do you live around

Like, what's the deal? Yeah, there are condos nearby that I live in.

A hundred bucks? I mean, sure. Like, that's the most random thing that's ever

happened to me on a walk.

Any particular reason why you come, like, in this, like, it's not really

residential. It's, like, got a lot of businesses.

I like it because it's quiet and I can just be unbothered.

Unbothered? I'm the exception today, huh? But apparently, yeah, that didn't

work. Not today?

Not today. What's your name?

I'm Violet.

Violet? Yeah.

Isn't that the color you're wearing?

Funny enough it is. I love this color.

Violet, huh? Just like a coincidence.

Is your mom a stripper?

Where did that name come from, Violet?

That's her favorite color, too.

That I know of. She's never stripped, but she's eclectic. There's a lot of

Spanish.

Violeta.

Yeah.

Violeta.

Okay.

Could I ask how old you are? Is that improper?

I mean, generally it is. Okay. Are you over 18?

Yes. Okay. I just want to say, I just want to make sure that we're not. Yeah.

Okay. Well, that's good.

That's good. You ever been on a tube channel or a podcast?

No, I haven't. What do you do for a living?

I'm in real estate.

Are you? Oh, shit. Is it time to buy a house or should we not buy a house?

I think it's always time to buy a house.

That's the real estate agent, huh?

It's my job.

Once I sell it, I don't care what happens.

Yeah, pretty much.

Oh, okay. All right. Well, shit.

You know, maybe we could exchange info, you know.

Buy some properties and stuff like that, you know. Oh, yeah. Now you're speaking

my language.

Does your, like, boyfriend or husband know that you walk around here?

Oh, no. I'm recently single, so. Recently single? Yeah.

Oh, man. What a loser.

I know.

What a loser he is.

Whatever, you know. I've got better things to do than date someone like him.

Yeah, fuck him. Yeah.

Talk them.

A loser.

I know.

Yeah. Whatever. You know.

Okay.

So what do you do after this?

Well,

it's Sunday, so I'll go get my groceries and then generally... So what do you

eat after something like this, after a run like this? What do you eat?

After this, normally a protein shake.

And then I'll make dinner for tonight. What do you do to, like, what exercise

could get your tits bigger?

Oh.

Um, that's random. Is there an exercise to get your tits bigger?

Yeah, like chest exercises.

I've heard.

I want my driver to get his tits bigger, so I want... Oh, okay. Just trying to

find some exercises for him. I would try the chest ones. Why are you laughing,

Dick?

Sorry, I got another guy in here. Oh.

Okay, well, what other... All right, look, I don't want to bother you too

I'll let you get back to your exercise. Thank you for chatting with us.

You know, I'd love for my viewers to be able to see something, get to know you a

little bit better. How about you show us your tits or something?

Excuse me?

You want to see my tits? I mean, what I meant to say was, what I meant to say

was, I'd give you 500 bucks to show your tits.

What?

You're kidding.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not kidding, but... What the... No.

I'm not that kind of girl.

Well, I wasn't implying you are. I was just... I mean, I wasn't implying you're

that type of girl. I don't even know you. I mean, you literally just stalked

on a walk.

So I don't know you. So is it because you don't know me or you're not that

of girl? Which one is it?

Both.

I mean, you can be both.

I mean, all right, how about this? I got $1 ,000 to see those titties. $1 ,000?

$1 ,000 to see the titties. Let me ask you this.

Well, because they're tits. Let me ask you this.

Have you ever had a one -night stand?

Well, yeah. I mean, who hasn't?

Oh, okay. Cool, cool. So, that random stranger, dude, saw your tits for free.

Yeah, I guess you have a point. At least I'm offering you $1 ,000.

Do you want to hold it? I mean... I don't know what you do. What do you do

living?

Could you use $1 ,000? I mean, anyone could use money, right? Like, free

It would be helpful.

I mean, is it going to be, like, quick? You just want to see him and get to know

me a little bit more?

Are you considering it?

I got $1 ,500.

Give me five more. Give me five more. Give me five more.

I got 500 more. $1 ,500? $1 ,500.

You show us your kids.

Seriously? Well, they look like they're just nicely packed away in that little

sports bra.

It's like, you know.

Oh, my gosh.

That is not something I would have ever thought was going to happen today. Yeah,

that's okay. I mean.

They are just tits. I mean, a tit is a tit.

Sure, they're just tits. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I mean, yours look

awesome tits, though.

Yeah, I mean, I guess. I mean, for $1 ,500, I feel like I'd be kind of silly

to.

I like your thinking, girl.

You're a go -getter. But look, there's the money, right?

Wow. I mean, don't run off, because I could follow you.

Well, yeah, I don't think I could be.

The van. Yeah. So look, we don't expect you to do it out there. If you want, you

get inside, show us your tits, and then you can go back out to exercising.

There's a few cars around, and I'd be more comfortable.

No, no, of course. Make yourself useful, dick. Open the door.

God, this guy's fucking dumb.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, see, this is our little office away from office.

Oh, she's just going to get right in. Okay, fine.

Can we, like, leave it?

We absolutely could, but do you mind if we, like, do, like, what happens is if I

sit idle for too long, the car is going to turn off. It's kind of an old beater.

So do you, like, do you mind if we just drive up and down this street?

We'll just, like, turn around, turn around, turn around, and we'll just

up. We won't go any further than this street.

Are you sure?

Yeah, absolutely. We wouldn't do that to you.

Um, all right.

I mean, come on. Look how, do we look?

We look harmless. Look at this guy, right? I mean, I feel like I could take

I believe you.

No offense.

I don't know you, but... Nah, it's okay. He's used to that.

I mean, him being a virgin... I did do karate a few years ago, so just... She's

a killer.

Oh, shit. She's a killer.

Yeah, you don't want to... She's a whoopee old ass boy, and... Hey, hey,

virgin. Wait, what?

He's a virgin. Dude, I'm not a virgin. You're a virgin.

No. You know?

No. He kind of looks like one.

You seen that show, 30 -Year -Old Virgin? Yeah, that's going to be him.

This poor guy, bro. Look at him. Look at his face.

He's always saying that.

Hey, what about the tips?

Oh, yeah.

Well,

you got off on a different tangent. Yeah, yeah. Well,

here goes nothing.

Don't orgasm, all right? You behave.

Oh, my.

I'm just kidding. I don't know what he's capable of. This guy's already in his

mid -20s. I mean, have you seen tits before?

Yeah, I've seen tits. Like online?

Yeah, online for sure. Okay. Yeah, he's a habitual, like, probably, like, he,

like, looks at them online. That's the closest he's ever gotten to these.

Well, everyone has to start somewhere, I guess.

Oh, my God.

Wow, look at those tits there, Jody.

I mean... He's never even touched titties. He's never even...

That's crazy.

I'm not a virgin. I've touched titties before.

No, you're a total virgin. Don't lie. I feel like... Listen, you don't have to

act like you're something that you're not. It's totally cool.

Everyone's been a virgin at one point.

You know, it's true.

I kind of feel bad. I mean, I don't think you've ever touched a tit. I mean,

just looking at you.

Fucking loser.

No, I didn't say that, but, you know.

Will you let him touch one?

I'll give you, like, I'll give you a hundred bucks.

Oh, my God. You just keep, like. Yeah, well, we make a lot of money on our

YouTube channel. If we don't give it away, then Uncle Sam takes it. Clearly,

in the wrong business.

Uncle Sam and then Uncle Sam and then, yeah, all that.

I mean, I kind of feel bad for you. Let him touch one. Yeah, I mean, if you

don't mind, let him touch one. Why don't you come... All right, listen. Here's

the rules. She's going to let you touch one.

Be easy, okay?

Calm. Yeah, just... Calm, Kimo Sabe, okay?

I'll show you how to... Okay.

Just, uh...

Don't be too evil. Grab it, you know.

Like this?

Well, just, like, spread your hand and just, like,

cut it. Yeah, there you go. Grab a hold of them things. Yeah.

And then you probably want to touch that one, too, so you can say you've touched

two tits before.

There we go. We popped your cherry with titties.

I can't believe this is how my day is going. Popped your cherry.

So, yeah.

Well, that's awesome. Awesome. I mean, listen, man, you're a trooper. Thank you

a lot for helping me. I've been trying to figure out how to get this guy, like,

you know, laid and titties and stuff like that. It's been a mission, you

Well, I can't believe you never fucked a girl.

No, look at him. He's like, what, 25 now? Never had sex.

I feel bad.

He dresses his hand up on Valentine's Day.

Like, he puts lipstick on his hand and, like, you know, he takes her out. Oh, my

gosh. Takes her out to dinner and stuff like that.

I told you that in confidence.

Look at him. He's blushing.

Oh, well, you're just, like, picking on him. And I just feel bad. I want to see.

You know what? Listen.

Do you want to make another 15? I got, like, three grand.

Oh, my gosh.

I'll give you three grand.

For what?

I don't know. Maybe take them.

Maybe take the bottoms off? Would you get... Would you take your... Would you

take your pants off?

Is that... Really?

I mean, you're single, right?

Well, yeah.

Well... Is that so... Three grand's a lot of money.

Is that crazy?

I mean... And then that way he could see pussy in person, you know what I mean?

That way he could just catch a glimpse of some.

I mean, that's true.

Oh, well... What do I have to lose at this point? I feel like...

Think about, like, charity, you know? You're, like, doing it for a good cause.

You know, that's a good way to put it.

And I do feel bad for you, so, I mean, I just take them off, you know?

I mean, if you're down, I mean, we have the money. We'd give it to you.

Okay, well, that, I think I can do that. I think, you know,

I've already, I'm already halfway untressed, so.

If all I have to do is take off my pants, like, you know.

Yeah, put that money there. It ain't going nowhere.

All right, so probably want to take off my shoes.

Jodi, help him pull that out.

Well, here we are.

No pants.

How you doing, Jodi? You okay?

So, yeah, this is the first time you've ever seen a pussy in real life. That's

kind of crazy.

Here, have a seat up there. Go ahead and sit up there so we can see a better

view of the vagina.

So that's what we call the vagina.

Yeah, this is a vagina, and... And as you can see, she has no hair. She's

completely shaved bald down there. Usually don't all come like that, but

that's... This is true. A lot of girls have hair or landing strips or... These

are things you just don't know, I guess, as a virgin.

Oh, you know, listen.

I mean, you're, like, smoking hot and everything, and I thank you for, like,

giving him this opportunity.

And this might be overreaching. This might be overstepping.

But I feel like, hey, right? You don't know unless you ask, right?

Yeah. Okay, so would it be crazy?

He's never really eaten pussy before.

And I know that if he ever gets to this, he should always eat pussy before

assuming she's going to, like, suck his dick. You know, it would be get her in

the mood, some foreplay, kissing, go down on her.

Right? Right.

Yeah. So, like, would it be crazy to, would you let him

maybe go down on you?

Like, I mean, you're single, that's why I'm asking, because it's like, ah, you

know, you don't really have anything tying you down, and... Um, that's so

but... I mean, look at that. I feel like... Look at his face. Look at his

innocent looking face.

That's true.

Do a puppy dog face.

That's so random.

But, you know, I happen like... Pout like a puppy.

Oh my gosh.

God damn it, Jodi. Pout. Why are you laughing so much?

I'm sorry.

Um... What do you think?

Well, like, I've actually kind of been a little horny since I broke up with my

boyfriend last month. Oh man, so is this like...

And if I could show the version in the road... Yes, that way if he sucks at it,

you could tell him right now so he doesn't embarrass himself when he

does get a girl. I mean, to have an opportunity to tell a man how to lick my

pussy would be kind of funny.

I mean, I... It might be fun, too.

I don't know. So, is that a yes?

Yeah, you know what? Sit back, let him...

Don't fuck this up.

Don't fuck this up, you loser.

Go ahead, lay back and let him... Go ahead and lick it back.

Yeah, you just, you know, stick your tongue out and...

Lick it.

Wow.

You're, like, a natural with that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

gosh.

You're, like, surprisingly good at this. That's not what I

expected. Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

Wow. Wow.

I'm like really horny now.

So I'm curious like what a virgin dick looks like too.

Keep eating that, bud.

Are you sure you haven't done this before?

Oh my gosh, I almost forgot you were there.

Is he good?

Is he doing good?

It's like, actually really good.

Is he good enough to get the return favor?

Yeah, you know, at this point. Oh man, you fucking earned. You got me all

up. You earned yourself some fucking, earned yourself something, bro. Sit down

and show what you got.

Yeah, let me see this.

It's actually like, surprising and okay for a

virgin.

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

sit on it at this point, you know, if you don't, I don't think you mind.

Oh my god.

Oh my gosh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

if you fucking come. Yeah, I'm gonna come on my face.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get her something to wipe her face, bro.

Hey, girl. What's up with that?

I guess your girl was horny.

Yeah, you sure were, huh?

There you go.

Good. I mean, I'm glad we could hook you. Or you could hook him up. We could

hook you up.

Yeah. Maybe he's not a virgin. I don't know.

Maybe he's not.

Maybe he's telling the truth.

Fucks like he wasn't a virgin, which I was not expecting.

You got a little drop on right on the tip of your nose, like root off the red

nose, the sperm nose reindeer.

Hey,

so look, while you're getting dressed and we're like, I guess we could drop

off now while you're getting dressed. I wanted to ask you something.

You look like you had lots of fun.

And I don't really know what you do for a living, but would you want to make

some more money like this?

Are you serious?

Yeah, like, you know, like, fuck. I mean, you might have to fuck, like,

different guys, but, like, you know, would you... I mean, you're single.

you want to do something like this for... What is this for again? Like a

gigs? Well, you know, for some online stuff, you know, some adult stuff.

is my normal job, like, doesn't get affected, you know? I mean, you could

whatever normal job you have, you know? Oh, yeah, you do real estate. I can't

quit that. You could definitely do real estate, but who knows? I mean, you might

make more money doing this.

Maybe you don't need real estate.

Um, well, yeah, for now.

I mean, um, I would consider doing it again.

All right.

Would you let him have your...

like phone number real quick so we could uh call you up in a little bit and you

know just or give her your number whatever just can we exchange some info

could call you up and i mean sure yeah i guess you could step on out you got

your money right yep you got it yeah uh

we're basically like right around this Right on the block from where we picked

you up.

Before, hold on, before you leave, we're right on the block. You can literally,

like, walk a little couple of streets down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Could you just tell us your name real quick and tell us you just got fucked on

the bus?

Sure.

My name's Violet Boss, and I just got fucked on the bus.

Thank you.

Thank you.