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APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, thank you so much.

Thank you, everybody.

Hello, and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

We're in the middle of a game, and if you missed the last show,

the facts you need are -

Lionel Wilson, South Hampstead,

£2,000 and three.

To make more sense of this, let's bring him back!

APPLAUSE

Welcome, Lionel.

Well rested? OK.

Good man. There is your seat.

Right. So, to fill in the blanks of the opening there,

you are Lionel Wilson, you are from South Hampstead,

you are a retired finance analyst

and you have three lifelines remaining,

cos you used one early on.

Burnt one early on.

But you're on £2,000. That's true.

I think we should get cracking straightaway, shouldn't we?

Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

APPLAUSE

First question is an easy one.

Would you like to set your safety net at 4,000?

Not just yet, thank you. OK, good man. Here is your question.

READS QUESTION

Based on the Jurassic Park movies...

Everybody's reference point, I think.

The only reference. Yeah.

I will go for, er...

velociraptor...

...based on that premise.

That's my final answer.

And it's the right answer. Well done.

APPLAUSE Well done.

Right. So, safety net at 8,000?

Not just yet. Okey-doke. Here's your question.

READS QUESTION

WHISPERS: Incredibles, Brave, Soul.

I have an ink... Ah, let's go 50/50.

OK, computer, could we take away two wrongs answers, please?

I will go - hesitantly, I have to say -

with Brave as my final answer.

No need for the hesitancy.

It's the right answer. Well done.

APPLAUSE

Just looking at your notes, you've had a pretty varied life.

Just a tad.

Involving Thai cave rescuers and Jimmy Page.

Absolutely, not to mention ricin and Dolly the sheep.

What did you do with ricin?

Please tell me you didn't sprinkle it somewhere

you shouldn't have done.

Well, this was two years before ricin hit the world headlines,

as the Bulgarian dissident

got murdered by being stabbed in the back

by an umbrella.

Yep. No-one knew about ricin until then.

And it was in my gap year

when I went to the National Institute for Medical Research,

which was close to where I lived,

became a lab assistant for 12 months,

worked with an American, who came over for his year sabbatical.

We did, apparently, some amazing stuff.

We used ricin, which works in a very particular way,

part of which can obviously kill you.

Mm-hm. And nowadays, they still cite the work we did 40 years on,

so I was...

What I'm trying to establish here is that...

I was gonna ask you... Yes.

...what subject do you hope crops up?

But it could be anything, really.

I'm a journalist, and bearing in mind what I've seen already,

I think, "God, I know nothing," so...

You might in a minute.

Let's find out, shall we? Let's find out.

Would you like to set your safety net at £16,000?

I will pass for the time being, thank you.

Okey-doke, we still have two lifelines left,

so let's see the question.

READS QUESTION

Thank goodness, I know something.

Well, Buxton's in Derbyshire, and Peak District is there,

so I would say it's Peak District. Final answer.

And the right answer. Well done.

APPLAUSE

Yes, it's a weird one, isn't it?

When you get the ones that you think are difficult earlier on,

and then that looked pretty easy.

Yeah. And it was 16.

So, safety net at 32,000?

Yes. OK.

Computer, could we set the second safety net, please, at £32,000?

And now let's see if we can get you there.

That's the critical thing.

Here's the question.

READS QUESTION

Ooh, I was expecting Mercury to come up.

So was I, if that helps.

That would be neptunium, so therefore that would be Neptune

because there's an element referred to as neptunium.

And that's my final answer.

And it is the right answer.

Your chemistry background

has stood you in good stead.

APPLAUSE

Right. So, you're on your safety net.

This is a free shot at 64,000.

And here's the question.

READS QUESTION

Oh. Well, I think I know this.

Ooh. Er...

I think he did not play for Everton,

and that's going to be my final answer.

The right answer, £64,000.

APPLAUSE

If you won... well, you have won a lot,

but if you won a really significant amount of money,

what would you spend it on?

Well, I'm from London.

As I know you know,

property prices in London are brutal.

Mm. And I would help my children, with respect to the property ladder.

Oh, that's nice.

Right, here we go. This is a big question.

This is for six-figure money, £125,000.

Loose change, so... Your children are willing you on.

LAUGHTER

Here is the question.

READS QUESTION

OK, John Constable, I think, was before Vincent van Gogh.

I be... Ah, I think he was. Frida Kahlo was after.

Ah.

Downside's 32, upside's 60.

I will be obliged to phone a friend,

who I think has an expertise in literature.

Not sure what his expertise is in art.

So, I will phone a friend. OK, who's that?

OK, I think he's...

It's not my son, Duncan, so therefore that leaves...

I think it's Mark.

So, you can't remember who you've chosen?

I think it's Mark, I said...

LAUGHTER

People have... Somebody just get a phone book.

If you find someone called Mark, give 'em a ring.

That person over there will be fine.

Whoever it is, let's call 'em up, see who answers.

RINGING TONE

MARK, ON PHONE: 'Hello.' Hello, who's that?

'It's Mark.' Mark, great.

It's Jeremy Clarkson here from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

We've got someone called Lionel here. Do you know him?

'I do know Lionel, yes.' Very good, excellent.

We've been struggling to establish that,

but there we are, we're good now. LAUGHTER

Can I just check that you've got someone

from our office there making sure that you're not cheating?

'Yep, he's filming me right now.' Lovely, lovely.

Right, so you've got 30 seconds. OK, are you ready?

Your time starts now.

READS QUESTION

REPEATS ANSWERS

'Erm, John Constable, 75% sure.'

That's good enough, Mark.

Thank you so much. We'll speak later.

'OK, great, thanks a lot. Bye.' Take care, bye-bye.

Just goes to show. Just goes to show. Hm.

Oh, sorry.

Erm, I will go with him as John Constable, final answer.

Well, I don't know who Mark is... But...

He got it wrong.

CROWD GASPS

Well, I did say it was C or D, but there you go.

Oh, I am so sorry, Lionel.

I mean, you'd be able to give him a call on the way home,

if you knew who he was and...

LAUGHTER ...remonstrate.

It does mean, however, you're leaving here with...

BOTH: With 32. ...thousand pounds.

Ladies and gentlemen, Lionel Wilson!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sorry about that. Sorry about that. It's OK.

It was one of those things that I had to go to a lifeline.

You did. There is the, er... There is the exit point.

Oh, there goes another one.

Now, it's time to take a break.

We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,

and I've just realised I forgot to reveal

the correct answer to that last question.

It was Edvard Munch,

who was alive at the same time as Vincent van Gogh.

Right, that's established I'm old. LAUGHTER

And now we have six brand-new contestants.

Let's meet them. They are...

Lucas Sprakes from Glasgow,

Kate Stokes from the Isle of Man,

Richard Longden from Sheffield,

Jo Crouch from Oxford,

Sergio Cortes from Twickenham,

and Clementine Hadcock from Leeds.

OK, now to see who gets to sit in the chair,

we're going to play Fastest Finger First.

No distraction from the audience, please.

Here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

OK, time's up.

So, let's see the correct order first of all.

Got the SIM card at the bottom there -

that's the smallest - then the stamp,

then the credit card,

and then the A4 paper.

OK, so let's see

how many people got that right.

All, bar one.

And who was the fastest?

Ooh, wow!

By three one-hundredths of a second,

it was Sergio Cortes in 2.9 seconds.

That was close. APPLAUSE

So nearly not you. Ah, I know.

So nearly. I know.

Have a seat.

Have a seat.

So, you're Sergio Cortes, a communications consultant.

Yes. From Twickenham.

Mm-hm. Shall we get going?

Let's. Let's. Yes.

Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

APPLAUSE

Right, this is your £100 question.

Settle your nerves, if you've got any. Here it comes.

READS QUESTION

OK, just, obviously, re-reading it about six times

to make sure I know the answer,

but I believe it will be a clip, final answer.

I believe you're right. Well done, £100.

APPLAUSE

This is for £200.

READS QUESTION

Er...

Say robin redbreast, final answer.

That's £200.

APPLAUSE

Right, this is for £300.

READS QUESTION

Erm...

Telephone, final answer.

Nothing to worry about there. That's the right answer, too.

APPLAUSE

You're seeming very unsure of these ones.

Do you know what?

You doubt all sorts of things here. I was...

Everybody says the... I've never sat there, you know?

Right, this is for £500.

READS QUESTION

Loose-fitting, short-sleeved. Hawaii, final answer.

Right again, £500.

APPLAUSE

This is where your uncertainty ends

because this is your first safety net.

This is your £1,000 question.

READS QUESTION

Erm, OK, so, checkers, they're not dominoes.

It's not chess, it's not backgammon...

...which means it's draughts, final answer.

It is, £1,000. I can breathe.

I can breathe now we're there.

Chill. We're there.

Chill.

So, I was reading in your notes that you've taken it upon yourself

to cook the national dish of every country.

Yeah, I have, and I did...

And you're up to 34. Yeah.

What was your favourite?

I think a haggis is probably... Haggis?

Haggis, yeah. I'm with you there.

It... Yeah. It is a fantastic thing.

Yeah, we've incorp... Well, I say "we've".

I've incorporated it into the family Christmas dinner now.

So, we'd be hoping for food questions, then?

I... Yes, it'll be good.

Good. That means you won't ask me.

LAUGHTER

Righty-ho, here we go.

Now, would you like to set your safety net at 2,000?

No, thank you. All right. Here is your question.

READS QUESTION

Erm, OK, I don't think it's a hand

or a stomach or an inner ear.

So I'll say eye, final answer, please.

Done it again. That's the right answer, £2,000.

APPLAUSE

Would you like to set your safety net at 4,000?

No, thank you.

Wise. This is the question.

READS QUESTION

OK. Well...

Raw minced steak is steak tartare.

But I also...

I don't know exactly what "steak... au poivre" means,

or steak Diane.

Erm... CLICKS TONGUE

"Raw minced steak with seasonings and topped with raw egg."

Ah, do you know what?

I think I might have to use a lifeline here.

Steak tartare, final answer.

That is the right answer.

Thank God. Well done.

APPLAUSE

Not really the national dish of anywhere, is it?

No, I don't think it is.

And delicious if you empty a bottle of Tabasco into it.

OK. LAUGHTER

And chives, that's really stunning. OK.

Steak au poivre is steak with pepper.

OK. Diane is fried with... served with a sauce,

and steak frites is steak and chips. OK.

So, would you like to set your safety net at 8,000?

No, thank you. OK, here is the question.

READS QUESTION

OK. I mean, I wasn't entirely sure until the options came up.

If there was someone like a Chaka Khan or something...

I may have doubted it, but Dusty Springfield, no.

Whitney Houston, no. Aretha Franklin, no.

Donna Summer, I'm fairly certain, sang I Feel Love.

Er, Donna Summer, final answer.

That's the right answer as well. APPLAUSE

Cruising along, £8,000.

Well done.

I Feel "Lurve", I think, is its correct pronunciation.

Oh, my apologies. Right.

Safety net, 16?

No, thank you.

Okey-doke. Here is your £16,000 question.

READS QUESTION

So, before the options came up,

I did think it was probably chlorine.

I mean, I just don't see any reason why it'd be...

I think neon, and I think it may be colourless,

argon as well.

I think if I lose seven grand on this...

...I don't think I would beat myself up too badly.

Chlorine, final answer.

It's the right answer. Well done, you.

APPLAUSE Well done, you.

OK, it's time to take a break.

We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

We're here with Sergio. He's on, er... Where are you?

...£16,000, all the lifelines intact.

Tell me, if you won big,

and I'm starting to think you might, what would you spend the money on?

A Formula 1 simulator car.

Erm... LAUGHTER

Well, that's quite...

Well, it's more sensible than buying a Formula 1 car.

Yeah, that's true. That's true.

So, you're a F1 fan? Yeah, yeah.

I am, yeah. I went out to Barcelona this year for the Grand Prix.

Oh, great. Hoping for an F1 question, then?

Mm, fingers crossed. They do happen.

Right, let's find out, shall we?

Would you like to set your safety net at 32,000?

No, thank you. Right.

Well, here's the question.

READS QUESTION

OK. So...

I know two that he has definitely directed.

I was hoping for a different option here.

Yeah, I think I'll probably have to use my first lifeline here

because I'm...

Which two? What are you thinking?

Well, call it superstition,

but I'm not sure I wanna say just yet.

You don't believe that the computer is random, do you?

I... you know.

You're a conspiracy theorist.

LAUGHTER

The Earth is round, and man did land on the Moon

and the computer is random.

Yeah, can I take a 50/50 here, please?

A good time to use it, if you're certain of something. Mm.

OK, computer, could you take away two randomly selected wrong answers?

CHUCKLES

Oh, that's really... Now, did that help?

Now we can find out. Not in the slightest, no.

OK, so it was those two you... Uh-huh.

Mm-hm, OK. This is frustrating.

I'm gonna have to burn through a few lifelines on this one.

Let's ask the audience.

OK, audience, erm...

fingers on your keypads, please.

Here's the question. REPEATS QUESTION

If you think it's Mission: Impossible, press B.

If you think it's Jurassic Park, press C.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

Well, 71% say Jurassic Park is the answer,

29% say Mission: Impossible is the answer. Yeah.

So, how does that align with your thinking?

Do you know, I mean,

I kind of figured that that would be the response.

That may well be because it's correct.

Do you know what? I mean, I... My other lifelines won't know it.

Jurassic Park, final answer.

I'm not feeling the slightest bit hurt...

Mm-hm. ...that you didn't ask me.

OK. And I absolutely knew the answer.

So did the audience. That is the right answer. Well done.

Well done. APPLAUSE

Well done.

I'm literally never speaking to you again after that.

I... I was sitting here going,

"Oh, God, none of my Phone A Friends will know it."

If it makes you feel any better, Jeremy,

I think you're far too valuable to use at the 32.

LAUGHTER

CHEERING

And now we're best friends again.

There we go.

Would you like to set your safety net at 64,000?

It's annoying.

I didn't wanna have to use two lifelines at this point, so...

SIGHS

Yeah.

OK. Computer, could we set the second safety net at £64,000?

So, now we've gotta get you there, and this is the question.

READS QUESTION

OK. Let's think.

Lady Godiva... is older.

Boudicca's certainly older.

Joan of Arc was Hundred Years' War,

which puts her...

...around...

...I think it's probably 15th century.

Now, Pocahontas.

Columbus got to the New World in 1492.

And Pocahontas was obviously involved with a British fella...

...according to the Disney movie.

LAUGHTER Erm...

It's a lot of money.

It is, but, of course, if you make it to the 64,

then you have a free shot at your Formula 1 simulator. Yeah.

Let's talk it out, Jeremy. I'll ask you.

OK, here's what I think.

Mm-hm. Right.

Oh, hm.

Hm. LAUGHTER

There's no certainty here. OK.

The problem I've got is Lady Godiva.

We know she was in Coventry. Mm-hm.

And we know she was on a horse. Mm-hm.

And we know she wasn't wearing anything. Mm-hm.

What I haven't got in my head

is why she was doing what it was she did. Mm-hm.

Boudicea, as I call her...

Well, it's Boudicca, as you must now call her... Mm-hm.

...she was the Iceni, so that's Roman times,

so we know it's not Boudicca, don't we? Mm-hm, yeah.

So it's 100% not her. Yeah, correct, yeah.

Joan of Arc was, you say, Hundred Years' War,

so that could be any time in a hundred-year period.

Yeah. I think it was towards the later end

when the French were making a comeback,

which puts it, like, 1430s, I think. Yeah.

And then Pocahontas, I mean...

Pocahontas must be after that. It has to be, right?

Well, 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Uh-huh.

That's the only thing I remember from school. Yeah.

Or was it 1462? LAUGHTER

Anyway, it was 14-something-two,

so we know that...

Well, we're pretty certain Pocahontas is after Joan of Arc.

We know they're both after Boudicea.

Mm-hm.

So, it's between Lady Godiva and... So, it's...

Yeah, you've got a choice of two.

Er, and that is my final answer. OK.

OK. And I know you had a choice of two before you asked me,

so I haven't been of much help, but...

No, that's fine.

A chat can sometimes unclog the mind.

The thing is, Lady Godiva was always the one that...

I know I initially said she was definitely before,

but I guess without having an actual date in mind,

I can't confidently cross her off.

Pocahontas, I'm sure...

that she was, obviously, later than B and C.

Erm, I mean, I've got a Phone A Friend.

You do. SERGIO SIGHS

So, how much do I lose, 31?

A fairly significant £31,000 is what's riding on this.

But, as I say, if you win, it's £32,000 win

plus a free shot at the 125,

so the upside at this point in the game is huge. Mm-hm.

Go on, let's phone a friend. Phone a friend?

Yeah, please. OK, who are we calling?

The science teacher.

OK. SERGIO CHUCKLES

Right, and the name of the science teacher is?

Is Imad. Imad.

So, can we call Imad, please?

RINGING TONE

IMAD, ON PHONE: 'Hello.' Hi, Imad?

'Hi, Jeremy. How are you?'

I'm very well, how are you? 'I'm very good, thank you.'

Well guessed who it was.

Now, mm, we've had a long deliberation over this question,

and Sergio has decided he does need your help.

Right, Sergio.

In a moment, I'll hand it over to you.

Thirty seconds to read out that question

and the four possible answers, if you wanna read out all four.

And your time starts now.

SERGIO REPEATS QUESTION

Lady Godiva or Pocahontas?

Twenty seconds. 'Er...

'I'm... I'm thinking Lady Godiva, but it'd be a total guess.'

Why are you thinking that? You've got ten seconds.

'Erm, Pocahontas seems more historic to me.'

Do you know anything about Lady Godiva, when she was around?

'No. No, it'd be a total guess. History's not my...'

Yeah. TIMER BUZZES

Yeah, that's as I thought.

Erm...

SIGHS You can do a lot with 32,000, right?

You can do even more with 64.

LAUGHTER You can.

Twice as much.

That's a mathematical brain.

Oh, Jeremy.

This is one of the reasons I...

I mean, you're not loving it at the moment.

That's why I love this show.

Everyone at home is thinking, "I feel that man's pain."

Yeah. Seeing the Xs in all of those lifelines,

seeing my safety net right there.

Well, look, I can talk about it for hours,

and I'm not gonna get any closer than what I am now.

If you told me I was gonna win 32 grand...

...I'd be happy with it, so...

I am going to...

Oh, I'm gonna take the money.

Oh, I don't... I don't wanna say those two words.

LAUGHTER I really don't wanna say them.

I'm gonna... I'm gonna take the money.

Final answer.

OK. That was agonising, wasn't it?

Do you know what? Agonising for everyone in the room.

Oh, it's just so frustrating.

If I was at home, I'd be saying with my chest, "Pocahontas."

Yep. Well, look, the great thing is you are leaving here

with £32,000, so that's great.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Really, really. Yeah. That's a lot of money.

Not as much, as we established, as 64.

So, go on.

You had narrowed it down to two. Yeah.

What would you have gone for?

When you were agonising like that, what was...

I mean, Pocahontas. You'd have gone Pocahontas? Yeah.

I'm gonna spoil your train ride home.

That's the right answer.

AUDIENCE GROANS Yeah.

Oh. Oh, Sergio, you were great.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sergio Cortes! APPLAUSE

Great contestant. It's 32,000.

Really enjoyed having you here. Yeah.

Well done, thank you.

Wow! OK, it's time now to get our breath back.

We'll be back in a few moments. See you then.

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE

Welcome back to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

We've got five contestants left,

and once again, they're gonna play Fastest Finger First.

OK, nice and quiet in the audience, please.

Here comes the question.

READS QUESTION

OK, time's up, so let's see the correct order first of all.

We've got Katherine of Aragon first,

then Anne Boleyn,

then Anne of Cleves,

and then Katherine Howard.

Right, now let's see

how many people got that right.

Only one, Jo Crouch in 4.62 seconds!

Well done, Jo. APPLAUSE

Congratulations. Very best of luck. There you are.

So, you're Jo Crouch, civil servant from Oxford,

joined in the audience by your partner Simon.

Hey, Jeremy. Simon, how are you? Welcome.

Let's keep our fingers crossed, shall we? You ready?

Yep. Good. Thank you.

Let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

APPLAUSE

OK, so nice, easy questions to get us going.

This one for £100.

READS QUESTION

It is A, final answer, estate agent.

Yep, exactly right. Well done.

APPLAUSE

Now, then, this is for £200.

READS QUESTION

I believe it's eggshell, D, final answer.

Exactly right, £200.

APPLAUSE

And this is for £300.

READS QUESTION

LAUGHTER

Erm, I'm gonna go with A, respiration.

Final answer, thank you.

And there you go, that's £300.

APPLAUSE

This is your £500 question.

READS QUESTION

Honestly, I'd love it to be A and a duck quack,

but it is C, swansong, final answer.

And the right answer. That's £500.

APPLAUSE

And this is it. This is your safety net question,

This is when things start to get serious.

Here it comes.

READS QUESTION

So, I am quite a big cheese fan,

and I would therefore say it is B, fondue.

Final answer.

And the right answer, well done. You've made it to £1,000.

APPLAUSE

You're not going home empty-handed. OK.

Now the shoulders can come down, and we can plough on.

If you won big, what do you think you'd like to buy or do?

Working on the cheese theme,

I'd actually love to have my own cheese and wine shop.

I think that's a rather lovely thing, actually,

a cheese and wine shop.

In Oxford?

I think it would do quite well in Oxford.

I think it would. I'd be there. LAUGHTER

I'd love to have you over. Live up the road.

Right, good. Well, let's hope we can get you a cheese and wine shop.

Brilliant idea.

Would you like to set your safety net at £2,000?

No, thank you. Okey-doke, here's your question.

READS QUESTION

So, back in the '80s when I was a kid,

my mum would always have the TV on.

She's a big sports fan.

And Steve Davis was one of my big fans,

or I was a big fan of Steve Davis...

I was gonna say... LAUGHTER

...as a six-year-old, as you do.

So... He loved you.

Erm, so, yeah.

C, snooker, final answer.

There you are, £2,000.

APPLAUSE

Right.

Now, then, safety net at 4,000?

No, thank you. Okey-doke. Here's the question.

READS QUESTION

So, when the question started and came up,

when it said Marvel, my heart sank.

But then it said Ragnarok,

and I knew straightaway, and that is Thor: Ragnarok.

D, final answer.

The right answer. Tremendous.

APPLAUSE

Have you seen it? Yeah, I think I have.

Hilariously funny. Yeah, it was good.

I mean, really well written film, that.

OK, good. Well, you're doing well. All the lifelines still there.

Safety net at 8,000?

Not yet. Okey-doke, here's the question.

READS QUESTION

OK. So, Elizabeth Arden is a cosmetics lady.

I want to say Elizabeth...

Well, I know Elizabeth Barrett Browning

is a poet,

and she wrote How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways.

I don't know whether she was a prison reformer

as well as being a poet, I have no idea.

Elizabeth Warren makes me think of an American politician,

but I could also be mixing that name up

with someone else with a similar name.

And I have no idea who Elizabeth Fry is.

Oh, gosh. Erm...

Let's start by asking the audience.

All right, audience.

There wasn't much hope there,

"Let's start by asking the audience."

Sorry. You might not get it right, but let's find out.

On your keypads, please.

If you think it's Elizabeth Warren, press A,

Elizabeth Barrett Browning is B,

Elizabeth Arden is C, Elizabeth Fry is D.

And if you'd all vote now, please.

Crikey, 80%.

Whopping, whopping majority there has gone with Elizabeth Fry.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning 10%, tiny numbers for the other two.

You've always gotta factor in

the fact that you've done some outline thinking,

but it's still a huge majority.

I don't know whether to use a 50/50 just to double check,

cos I really don't know this.

But 80% is a really clear...

Huge, yeah. ...kind of dominating majority.

I'm gonna trust the audience with Elizabeth Fry,

and I'm gonna say Elizabeth Fry, final answer.

WHISPERS: Oh, God.

I can hear your heart beating from over here. Yeah.

Calm it down. That is the right answer.

Well done. Well done, audience.

APPLAUSE

You were right, actually.

It's just come up, Warren is a US Senator,

Barrett Browning is a poet, as you said,

How Do I Love Thee? and Let Me Count The Ways,

so you were right and even recited the same thing.

And Arden is the cosmetics company. See, you got it completely right.

Brilliant. Well worked out.

OK, £16,000 safety net?

I'm going to leave it for the time being, thank you.

OK, good for you. This is your question.

READS QUESTION

I don't think I know very much about the animal kingdom.

My natural instinct is to say Canidae

because it feels like it's leaning into canine,

which suggests that it's canine, carnivorous.

Erm, Felidae feels like it would be feline,

with the root of "feli",

erm... which leaves Ursidae and Leporidae,

which I have never heard of.

Oh, erm...

I'm just trying to think whether Ursine means anything,

like, does it relate to cows or horses or, erm...?

Do you know what? I'm gonna go with...

I'm gonna go with Phone A Friend.

Actually, no, no, no. I'm gonna go with 50/50.

OK, computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?

OK, so I'm just gonna... Like, I'm not 100% sure.

I'm assuming that Canidae means canine,

and therefore Leporidae means something else.

I'm gonna hate myself if I get this wrong

and I've just completely made up Latin root things,

but I'm gonna go with D, final answer.

Beautifully played and the right answer, well done.

Well done. Yes!

APPLAUSE

Yep. And your thinking was correct.

The Felidae is cats.

Canidae is dogs, wolves, etc.

Ursidae, I guess, from Ursa Major,

which was where my head was, is bears.

Oh, yeah. And that leaves you with Leporidae,

which is rabbits and hares,

which, to my certain knowledge, don't eat meat.

So, that was beautifully done. No, really, well done.

KLAXON Oh!

Well done and goodbye,

because that klaxon signifies it is the end of the show.

Jo, of course, will be back next time

to see if she can get further up the ladder.

We'll also be joined by six brand-new contestants,

all hoping to become millionaires. Good night.

APPLAUSE

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