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"G.G. Noah Films, and Israel Studios in Jerusalem present:
"A Production of Menachem Golan and Yoram Globus.
"Up Your Anchor" (Lemon Popsicle VI)
Tzachi Noy
Yiftach Katzor
Yosef Shiloach
Yehuda Efroni
Dvora Keidar
Produced by: Menache Golan and Yoram Globus.
Directed by: Danny Volman
This is the cruise ship Orion, sailing in the Mediterranean sea.
During the day shes a reliable vessel, but at night...
theres a celebration in every cabin.
This is the captain. A real man. A loyal seaman, a family man,
who cares for his wife and daughter.
This is Ella, the captains wife. She paints as a hobby.
Thats how she satisfies herself.
Because her husband won't.
Both try to protect their daughter, Dana,
so she doesnt fall into bad company.
They want her to marry Moshe, a handsome yet somewhat dry guy.
He keeps in shape and builds his body. The brains, however...
All ships have a chief petty officer.
George is our C.P.O.
Hes no fool. His daughter is the apple of his eye.
He watches her like a hawk, so she doesnt lose her virginity.
When daddy sails he leaves his parrot to watch his daughter.
This is Baron Von Alexander, And this the Contessa, his wife.
They are a couple of international cons.
And this is their dog, a professional smuggler.
Lets begin our story. We have many surprises in store.
Let me see...
Whats this? -Momo sent it from America. Hes having a blast.
Show me. -So Benzi, whats he writing? Read it to me.
I am so sorry for you guys for not being in America with me.
Every lay is a fuck fest.
I met this girl who asked me to show her the city of New York.
I took her to a hotel room,
And all she saw the whole week was the hotel rooms ceiling.
Hey guys! Whats up? Hows the sea? -Shut up, youre disrupting.
Benzi, keep reading. - Froyke, come here a minute.
You cant compare this to Israeli girls. -Hold this a sec.
Say, Benzi, what are you reading there?
A postcard from Momo. - Show me.
Hes having a ball.
Lemon Popsicle! -Come on, keep reading. Hurry.
I have the postcard now. - Look whos coming.
Look at these balloons...
Hey guys, look, heres Johnny from the chairs,
and his nymphomaniac wife from the kiosk.
What a babe! -Wait, you aint seen nothing yet.
Now shell probably changing to her swimsuit. Want a peek? -Yeah.
Now youll see how her fat husband kisses her every morning.
Did I tell you or did I tell you?
Now what? -Here, she's putting on her bathing suit.
Thats it. Are you guys coming? - Lets go.
Sorry
Oh man! -My God! Look at those boobs!
What an ass!
Come on, you guys. I want to see too! -What are you yakking about?
Let me have a look. -What are you getting in my way for, jerk?
Yudale, you let me see then. lm missing everything.
God, those jugs are making me rip my trunks apart.
OK, youve seen enough.
Thats great. lm missing it all. She's going to put on her suit!
Man, those boobs!
OK, shows over.
Hey, horny boy, what are you doing up there?
I said, what are you doing? -|...
I asked you what you were doing up there!
He wants to get us ice cream. - Yeah, hes getting ice cream.
You want some ice cream? - All of you? -He said it, not me.
Would you like to buy ice cream? - Yes, four. -Which ones?
I want mocha. -Double fudge. - Chocolate. -Damn jerks.
Sir! Sir!
What do you want?
Can you get my ball out of the hole?
Which hole?
Right there.
Kid, you better not be yanking my chain!
Heres the ball. - What do you want from me?
Here, Ill hold your ice cream.
Dont you eat them, you hear?
Come on already!
Ill kill you! Hey, get my ice creams over here!
Why are you taking his ice creams? -lts mine, not his!
Give me the ice creams before I kill you.
Let go! What do you want from me? - Come here! -Let go!
Come here, fatso! Where are you running to?
Come here, fatso. My kids ice creams are not good enough?
Man, I was this close to getting killed.
Guys, we gotta get some game for tonight.
Hey, look over there. - Oh great!
Oh guys, just watch me. Watch this.
Give me back my skirt!
Youre blocking the view, jerk!
Look what hes doing.
Man, I really have changed.
Yudale, you used to be much thinner.
Electrifying girl.
You can say whatever you want, but she was a knockout.
Move over, let me see. - Hold on. -Move over already!
Youre so selfish! You never let me have a look.
Youre great, baby. Youre wonderful.
Honey! -Even back then Momo knew how to party.
Move over already. Let me see.
Man, youre too young to see what goes on in there.
Come on, dont be cruel. Let me have a look.
Look at those boobs.
Move over! - Youre so young.
Hes banging her! Hes banging her!
Let me see. -Hold on. - Come on, move over.
Wait, shes gonna hear us.
Youre so good, baby. Yes.
Oh, mommy. Oh mama! lm gonna come!
Im gonna come! lm gonna come!
Im coming, baby! I... now! Now!
Now, now!
That Momo, what a stud! - Whos coming into Stella now?
Stella make you feel good. - Go on, Benzi. Go in.
Yudale, you go. - No way! Why should I go? You go.
I already went this morning. You go. Go on.
Come on, I make you feel good.
Go on already. She wont bite.
Yudale, you were always a big talker.
How was it? -Awesome.
Come here, sugar... Come here, muffin...
She freaked you out, didnt she? - Who, me?
Get closer... Closer, baby.
Stella make you feel good.
Take it off.
Now, dont be scared. Nobody scared of Stella.
Look what hes doing to her. - Excuse me, have you gone insane?
No. You? -Than what do you think youre doing?
Youre my strudel. - Youre electrifying me.
What? -My dads an electrician. For fighting horny guys like you.
Now! Now! lm coming, baby.
One more, sugar. Youre my strudel, baby.
Youre sweet.
Well, do you think only Momo can?
You know, its too bad God didnt create the woman
with her cunt over here and the mans dick over here.
Why? - Could have been fun.
Say we meet on the street, and I ask you, "Hey, whats up?"
Whats up? Did you come? - No. You hurt me.
I didnt even have it on. - You disgusting pig!
Now! Now! lm coming, sugar!
One more time, sugar! Youre my strudel, baby!
Im coming! lm coming!
Man, remember when that guy came in? We were scared shitless.
Stella likes happy. Put music on, yes?
Hold on. Whos there?
Im coming...
Whats this?
You guys are gross.
Hold on. Hold on... - Let me go!
Goddamn these girls.
Did you see those cunts? They dont want to fuck.
Since that Momo went to America, the wells dried. No more lays.
Hey, wait, Ive got a cool idea.
Lets go abroad. - What?
Lets go abroad. lm telling you. - What for?
Look, Momo is having a ball there.
Theres girls there, like trash. You never have to zip up.
I dont know. My parents might not let me.
Say youll kill yourself if not. - His parents will be grateful.
What should we do now? -lm going home. My parents are waiting.
Man, if I dont get laid, Ill die.
Im off. I have a date. - Man, where are you going?
I have a date with this hot chick. Shes a sure thing.
Her dads a sailor, shes home alone, waiting. You coming? -yep.
Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck! Dont fuck!
Dont fuck! Dont fuck! No!
Whats this? -My dad got this from Africa, to watch over me.
What for? Ill watch over you.
Dont cover! Dont cover!
Asshole! You asshole!
Asshole!
You know what? lll make you a drink that will blow your cunt.
Wait right here. Dont move.
My dad is supposed to come home any minute.
So? Well make it quick.
Oh my God...
Here, drink this.
Cheers! Drink up. Drink up.
Why do you keep putting your shirt on? Take it off.
Cant you see how much I love you? -Really?
Yeah, sure! Dont you believe me? Here, give me your hand.
See how my heart... How my heart is pounding for you.
Dont be such a little girl. Take you bra off.
Thats it. Ive had enough of him.
What the hell is he whistling about?
Whats the matter with you? Youll wake up the neighbors.
Well, are you coming or am I going? -Just a minute!
Shes gonna put out in a sec. - Come fast. -Okay.
Come on. What're you waiting for? - No patience, huh? Me neither.
No, not today. Some other time. - Some other time what?
Do you mean to tell me I wasted the entire evening on you?
Yudale!
Doesnt hurt... -lm crazy about you.
Thats good, baby. So good. - Man, what a great fuck.
Turn off the lights, you idiot! - Could I be drunk?
Dad! Dad? -Wheres is knife what I killed lion in jungle with?
Now I kill you like rat! No move!
You move, you die! -lm not moving, -What do you want?
First you break my daughter, now you cry like frog?
You pay for this! - What do you want from me?
What did I do? - You ruin my daughter!
You ruin honor of my virgin ship, you dog!
Dad, I love him? - Love who?
This rabbit? -Yes.
You need now marry her. Not every day you have such pretty girl.
Virgin, what her papa buy her parrot to watch her.
You want me to marry this cow?
I kill you! - No, dad, no!
You kill my daughter! My Yafa! Now you no run away.
Go, idiot! Wait for me!
Got screwed, did you? - Dont ask, just go, go go!
Ill get you! Rapist of little girls!
Dog! Bastard!
Thats a fat fish. A trout I'll catch him yet.
Benzi, look at those two babes there. Probably tourists.
How can you tell? - They look it.
Look how pale they are. Probably Swedish.
Coming? -Forget it. Nothing will come out of those two.
Why? they wont give you trouble. Theyll fuck you for nothing.
Benzi. Ill have the one on the left, youll have the other one.
Excuse me...
Excuse me?
What time is it, please? - Sorry, I dont have a watch.
Can I help you?
Hows the water? -Wet.
Im Benzi. Whats your name? -lm Dana.
What are you doing? - Nothing. Looking for oil.
Pervert!
What are you doing here? Shame on you, asshole!
Dana! Dana! Are you coming?
Sorry. My mothers calling me.
You speak Hebrew? - Yes.
Why didnt you say so? - You never asked.
Dana! -One minute.
Say, can we get together sometime?
Sure, next week on the Orion.
The Orion? -lts a ship. lm sailing to Europe next week.
Ciao...
Benzi! Benzi!
Did you see her mother? She wont put out.
Are you sure that Orion ship is here?
Sure its here. She said she was sailing on that ship.
I dont get why you are so smitten with her.
Youve only seen her once. - You dont have to come with me.
You can stay here if you want.
Benzi, youre crazy.
Heres the ship.
I told you. I wasn't lying.
Are you really gonna board it?
Im dying. I have to get that girl.
Man, I am so sick of your goddamn affairs.
Go on, go on. - What do you have, a joker?
Mom! Mom! -Benzi, come say hello to the guests.
Oh, how you son has grown! -Yes. Such a good by. So helpful.
Can I talk to you now?
Benzi, you havent said hello to the guests. -Hello girls.
Can I talk to you? - One minute. After the game.
Whats the rush? -Come here. - Excuse me. whats the rush?
I need you to sign here. - What exactly am I signing?
Its for my studies. You want me to be an engineer, dont you?
Oh, an engineer, yes! Ill just go get my glasses.
Whats this?
What do you think this is? What kind of studies are you on about?
Its a job application... as a sailor on a ship.
Are you nuts? -What? Your son wants to be a sailor.
What are you talking about? He wants to be an engineer!
I dont want to hear it. lm not signing.
Someone from my family, a sailor on a ship?!
No. No way. Working on a ship. What an idea.
So youre not signing? -No! Youre not signing? -No!
Im gonna kill myself. - Youre not scaring me.
Go ahead! No one died from that yet!
Did you hear that? Something new. A sailor!
But I didnt do anything to her! - Then how did she get pregnant?
From the weather? From the heat? Or maybe it was the parrot?
But its impossible!
Here, I have a note from the doctor.
It's your fault, you're to blame.
Yeah, he got it from you. He likes to run after girls.
You also run after girls.
Thats not a doctors note, thats a receipt. -Whatever.
The point here is that you got my baby pregnant.
Didnt he, Yafa?
Look at her. What a beauty.
He can mess with other peoples' heads, not ours.
What a stubborn guy!
So what kind of wedding do you want? Waiters or buffet?
What wedding? Whats he talking about? lm not marrying anyone.
Mazel tov! Come here, Yafa, my sweet.
Come kiss the groom.
Here, I got an engagement ring.
Yafa honey, these are your parents now.
Here you go. Yafa, kiss him.
Here, mom, thats the ship. - Really, thats the ship?
Are you sure thats it? Benzi, tell me, are you sure?
I just hope you dont sail to Africa by mistake.
Oh, Sonya! - What is it?
I still dont understand: why is he going?
Isnt it dangerous? -Oh, really. Hell go to England and Europe,
and learn some manners. Become a gentleman.
You know, its different there.
Everybodys on board. I gotta go. Goodbye. See you later.
Oh, Benzi! -Take care! - Benzi!
Ima, everybodys looking. Youre embarrassing me.
Benzi! Benzi! Benzi! Bezni!
Benzi! Bezni!
Benzi! Bezni!
Promise me one thing, Benzi, that you dont hook up with any girls.
You might catch a venial disease, or something.
Hello!
Hello. -Nice to have you on board. Have a nice time.
Hello. lm always glad to see you.
Hey, Benzi! Benzi! I told you Id come.
Did you see the ship?
Were gonna have a ball, arent we?
Ella, watch your head coming in.
Dana, great to have you with us.
OKยป guys, pay attention!
Everybody put your personal items here, and stand behind them.
So youve arrived, boy? Stand right here. Chin up.
Theyll soon take you downstairs, to the lower deck.
Theyll show you your cabins, and give you the uniform.
What time do you call this, than? Trout!
You stay here now, just as you are, is that clear?
Everybody, wait here until the guy in charge shows up.
Hey, Benzi! -Hey Yudale! What are you doing here?
Same thing you are. I had to get away.
Get away from what? - Remember that fat girl
I screwed, while you were in the car downstairs? -Yeah?
Her dad is forcing me to marry her.
No shit! Whos her dad? - Some guy.
Some asshole called Georgia.
Looks like an ape, with his black moustache.
His daughter too. Looks like a guerilla with a moustache...
You havent seen the ape with the moustache for a while, have you?
Did you miss him?
Did you think you could run away, maggot?
No, I just came to say goodbye. lm out of here. Bye, Benzi!
Shut up and stand here!
From now on, no exceptions for sons in law!
Hello and welcome to the babies who want to be sailors.
Seamanship includes working on deck, in the mess, the kitchen,
painting, dishwashing, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
Barracuda, get over here!
Now well try a rescue drill. Everybody put your suit on.
Now everybody say: 8.0.8! 8.0.8!
Mommy! -Mommy!
Mommy! -Mommy!
Help! -Help!
Help! -Help!
The sea is drowning! The ship is nervous! Help! -Help!
Help! -Help! - S.O.S! Help!
Mayday! Everybody!
Mommy! -Mommy! Mommy! -Mommy!
Mommy cant hear you! - Mommy! -Cant hear you!
Mommy! -Mommy!
Dry land! Were saved! Were saved!
Georgia!
Are you nuts? I cant stand this.
Take them to the cabin, right now!
A great drill, wasn't it?
I hope a shark eats him. That dog. Everyone in your cabin!
A good seaman needs certain things. One, confidence.
Quickness...
Speed...
Skills...
Like a trapeze artist! You see?
Now you can pick up a plate and put it down.
No problem. You see?
Occupational hazard. Dirty dishes.
Darling, we are lucky. The police didnt suspect anything.
But when we arrive in Italy, we have to think of something new.
The police there, know the dog trick.
Dont worry darling. I have someone who will do if for me.
Who? - The purser, Georgia.
Im so glad I came.
Finally, Ill have a chance to rest and paint.
Well, are you enjoying yourself? - Yes, its nice.
Heres Moshe!
Hes very nice, isnt he? - Yeah, hes nice.
Hello Moshe. -Hello. - How are you? -Great.
Whats up?
You look wonderful. Are you having a good time?
Great. lm glad. Shall we toast?
Good evening, Madam, Monsignor. ls everything okay?
Benzi, forget about her. Shes out of your league.
Cant you see shes with someone? - Leave me alone.
Man, I dont get you. See you around.
Hey, Benzi, where are you going?
Im just going upstairs, to check something. Ill be right back.
Hey, what are you looking at?
You know you and your guys cant hang out here.
Do you see this tray?
Take it, and get into the kitchen.
Leave him alone.
Moshe, your behavior is disgusting.
Here, take the popcorn. -So, guys, hows it going? -Great!
Here, have some popcorn. - No pushing. -No pushing.
Benzi, whats with all the drinking? Youll get drunk.
No pushing. -No pushing!
Hi Dana. Would you like to dance? - No thanks.
Why not? -I dont feel like it. - Whats wrong?
You don't feel well?
Would you dance with me?
Me? -Yes.
I cant. lm on duty. -lts fine. Dont worry about it.
But were not allowed. -Come on.
Come here. Take this upstairs. Were out of hot dogs.
You take it up. - Me? take it up?
Did you see how hes slacking off work?
Do you see what I see? Do you see her there?
Im sure shes doing it to piss us off.
Georgia!
Whats that guy doing?
The crew aren't allowed to dance with the passengers!
Ill kick him out of here right now.
Ill punish him tomorrow.
I won't stand for it.
Benzi, why are you crying?
You mess with the captain's daughter, you end up crying.
And if you mess with the purser's daughter, you end up laughing?
What are you doing here, my son in law?
Im here to help him.
Him? Even God cant help him.
The skipper has his eye on him,
Since he wanted to lay something on the skippers daughter.
His dick?
Exactly. I have a shrewd son in law.
A poet.
You say a word, And he immediately rhymes it.
Youre doing it all wrong. Move over, Ill show you.
You take the onion, you put the knife, you cut.
What are you standing around here crying for?
Theres a lady on deck, that ordered a juice.
Go take her the juice, but no peeking.
Have you become a poet, dad? - Go, my little quiche, run!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Did you order the juice? -Yes.
Rub my back.
- Rub it on?
And there, you can see the isle of Pocolopolus.
Hey, buddy, what are you doing here?
I got her something to eat and drink.
You call this eating?
I got her a mayo sandwich,
but it fell on her back, so lm cleaning it up.
Mayo? -Yes.
Quit being a smartass, kid, and get back to your duties. Now!
Come to my room later. Two two.
Dont forget. Two two. Okay? - Two two?
People, did you see Pocolopolus? Its a very nice island.
Come in please.
Contessa, are you alone? - Yes darling.
I got you a special champagne. - Good.
This we drink later.
Are you going out?
Ella, lm just going to the bridge. Ill be right back. -Ok.
Are you upset?
Every night you say youll be gone just a minute,
but you only get back after I fall asleep. -Well, but... I...
You know how busy I am. You know how much I have to take care of.
Ella, lm going to the bridge.
Ill tell them not to bother us tonight.
Well be together...
But youll be back soon?
Ill be right back.
Would you like some music?
Yes.
This isnt real.
Its a mirage. -Mirage?
Isnt the baron coming? - Dont worry, dear.
Shes hot. - I think shes a virgin.
Im gonna die.
Im gonna die.
Im undoing my pants, and then lm doing her.
Coming, dear!
I never had anything like that.
If my father was here to see this, he would have cried.
Rozen is not coming...
Oh man... Not yet. Wait!
My pressure is dropping! My pressure is dropping!
Shes so hot! Oh boy. Yes, princess...
Princess... Come here, princess...
Two two? Two two two?
Wow baby, what a Swede!
Shes a submarine, lm a torpedo!
Youre nice. I like you. Do you like you?
You have very nice thighs, you know?
You speak Swedish?
Well be done soon. The baron is coming.
Slow down, theres time.
So hot... shes killing me. lm gonna die. My blood pressure.
And my heart is pounding. Oh, dear...
What time is it? You came now?
I dreamed that we were together, great idea.
Ella!
Whats this? Whos that?
Leave me alone.
Whats was he doing with you? I demand an explanation.
I told you, I was sleeping.
Did you take a pill or something?
You have something like that on top of you and you cant tell?
I dreamed it was you. - With a body like his?
How low can my life go? My wife and my daughter with sailors!
Next thing I know, Ill start messing with lady passengers.
Its a good thing youre here!
What happened? -What happened? lm asking you what happened?
You are embarrassing me! Kissing a sailor in public!
Hes nice, dad! -Nice... what are you talking about, nice?
Hes a common sailor! Nice, she tells me!
You were once a sailor, weren't you dad?
Yeah, and no girl would even look at me then. -Except for me.
And besides, and besides, you have...
a guy who is nice, hot, educated, - Rich...
And in love with you!
Hes in love with himself! He comes by looking in the mirror.
What? What? What?
Where did you pick up this language? From that sailor?
I order you never to see him again.
Do you promise me?
You promise?
If not, Ill drop you off in a raft in the middle of the ocean.
Youll be eaten by sharks!
Ladies and gentlemen, lm happy to announce
that tomorrow well be docking in Venice, our final destination.
On behalf of the crew, I thank you for your pleasant company.
Before we begin our feast,
Baron Von Alexander has something to tell us.
Baron, please.
Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to invite you to our castle
tomorrow, to celebrate our Venetian masquerade party.
Froyke, come here. Help me right this down.
Guys, before you puke your guts out,
I have an excellent remedy for sea sickness.
Its an amazing thing.
It'll make your sea sickness go away.
Guys, whos buying? Whos buying? No pushing! No pushing!
How much is it? - Give me five. Here.
Whos buying? No pushing! Theres plenty for everyone.
Hands offl Five! -Thats five. Give me some change.
How much? Dont touch. Give me five. Write down five.
Whos buying? No pushing! Theres plenty for everyone.
I want to buy soap.
Soap, write it down, two liras. Heres your change.
Guys, I have the address of every whorehouse in the world.
Who wants it?
Do you carry condoms?
Sure I do. All kinds.
French, English, Italian. Elastic, plastic, aluminum.
What sizes do you have? Do you have this?
Bigger. - This? -Okay.
17. give me 10. Number 17.
Can I also have some? - Here you go. 10.
Okay, whos next? What size do you have? This big?
Smaller. - Smaller than this?
Smaller. - Get out of here!
Im done. OK, guys, get out of here.
OK, whos next? No one.
What about me?
Hey, what about me? Do you have this? -Bigger.
How about this? - Bigger.
This? - Bigger.
This?
Hi Dana. How are you? - Oh, its you.
Will you go on shore with me when we dock?
No. lm staying here.
Why? Theres so much to see.
Please leave.
Leave me alone.
But last night at the party I thought...
Stop thinking.
Forget about last night. lt meant nothing. Stop.
Shine these for me. - Give me five.
Shine these too. - Five.
My shoes too, please. - You owe me five.
But I paid you? -When? - I paid you before.
Baby, I have a little job for you.
I want you to shine my shoes. Something special. So they shine!
These shoes? Thats gonna cost you 10.
Good. I like a son in law what thinks of saving.
Put it down in the notebook. Well take it off the dowry.
But I want them to sparkle,
so the queen of Italy can shave on their top.
Sparkle? - Like a lighthouse.
Could you show me how to make them sparkle?
Sure. Father of bride is always example for groom.
Shoe in left hand, brush in right. Put white cream and begin.
You see? Yafa likes having many shoes.
Can you make the heel sparkle?
Good. Now the top.
You missed a spot there.
A little to the right.
Sparkle the heel some more. You need to use more cream there.
Now shine the top. And the heel.
Do you think lm stupid? Shining shoes?
Finish it. Double time. S.O.S.
Make them sparkle.
Dana?
What is it, Benzi? - Nothing.
Whats wrong? -lts hopeless. They took her away.
I dont get it. What are you talking about?
I told you. They took Dana. They left.
Thats impossible. I carried their bags myself.
They went to Lydo. - What do you mean?
Are you sure? -Gerogia himself told me to carry their bags.
He even told me they were staying in a hotel tonight.
Theyre still in town? - Yes.
Im gonna go look for them. - Hold on. Ill help you.
Ill come with you. Let me get dressed.
Hurry up. - Get the hats.
Nice going, son in law. Thats a very nice shine.
Yafa will be pleased.
Hey! He took my shoes!
Heres another pair. Come on, lets go.
Come on, come on!
What diamonds? What are you talking about?
We want to go. - Thats too much.
Mario, let them go.
Lets go.
Which hotel did you say they were at?
I heard Hotel Maffa or Baffa.
Lets ask someone where it is.
Excuse me, do you know where the Maffa hotel is?
Excuse me, do you speak English? - A little.
Were looking for a hotel. - Hotel? -Mabafa... -Mabafa?
Were looking for a girl. - A girl?
A blond girl. - Blond?
He thinks l'm a whore.
Me? Hotel? With you?
Crazy, crazy, crazy!
No, no, no. You are looking for a girl?
A pretty girl. -Lets go.
Were looking for a hotel. Mabafa.
Come with me. I'll show you.
Wheres the hotel? - Wheres the hotel?
Look. Original. Swiss watch.
Man, hes jerking us off. He doesnt know where the hotel is.
Look at those watches. - How much is that?
For you? Nothing. 50, 000.
If youre not coming, lm leaving. lm leaving. -Hold on.
Watch me working him. Hold on a second.
This? 5,000. -5,000? No, no...
One minute mister. Mister!
For you? Five.
Watch me working him. 5,000? -Five.
Hurry up. Come on.
Thank you.
My buddy.
Thank you.
Did you see how I conned him?
Man! He stole my watch!
Hey, he took my money! - Come on, come on.
Forget it. - Look what he sold me.
Come on already. - Sonofabitch. -Come on!
Hey, Benzi, hold on.
What is this? Somethings wrong with these shoes.
They hurt like hell. - Come on, well fix it later.
Benzi, hold on. lm tired. - What do you mean youre tired.
Come on, fatso. Move your fat ass.
Excuse me, Mabafa, Mabafa...
Excuse me, lm looking for captain Green.
Or his daughter, from the ship Orion.
L'm speaking on the phone now. Go sit down.
Excuse me? Excuse me?
Im looking for captain Green. - Wait, l'm talking to this man.
His daughter. - The Orions captains daughter?
Im sorry. They left. lm sorry.
Can you tell me where they are?
Can't you see this is a hotel? This is not information.
Can't you see that l'm talking with this gentleman?
This is not information, you understand?
Get out of here now!
Forget it. Theres no point. They left. Well never find them now.
Benzi, dont give up. Lets think where they could have gone.
Ive had it.
Im going back to the ship. - Hold on.
Ill take you somewhere that will make you forget all about her.
Say, are you sure this isnt the fire eaters booth?
No way. His show is outside. Didnt you see him?
Thats the fortune tellers booth.
Listen, guys, this says that if she reads your fortune,
and then you do this with your finger three times, and say:
Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka, shell put out right away.
Yassu. - Whos next?
Im first! - Havent you forgotten something?
No. I got it.
Not that! Give me a ten. I gave you the address, didnt l?
I see a great future for you.
Youre going to go to Hollywood. Make movies.
Demitris, Acropolis, Musaka.
Mom, I want to go back to the hotel.
Youre not going anywhere. I know you want to run away.
Youre staying here, and youll be a good girl.
Smile. People are looking.
Its been 20 seconds.
Man, look! Look how shes read his future!
Look how shes eating his Musaka.
Wait! Wait!
Georgia! Hello.
You recognized me, princess. - Of course I did, Georgia.
Come on. Lets have a drink with the baron.
Im glad youre here.
Man, what a fuck! Hes blowing her cunt up.
Look at that!
Do you like Venice?
Yes, I do. I love Pisa.
Come my friend with me. We talk here.
Come, sit over here.
Dino, close the door.
I think this guys crazy.
My Shoes!
Dont worry. Ill get you a new one.
But...
Where are the diamonds? - Diamonds?
Yes. I put them in your shoe.
In my shoe? Diamonds? - Yes. I will kill you.
Maybe this is not my shoe?
Go home. Don't bother the guy.
How was it? -Amazing. - Didnt I tell you?
Wait, where are you going? -lts my turn.
My turn... My turn!
Sit Yudale!
Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka.
You will travel alot around the world.
Acropolis, Demitris, Musaka.
We'll go, people, people. You will be rich.
There will be nothing like this in the world.
What's this, a hand? You're handsome, blond, your eyes
everything...is good, good.
One second...
Hey, you! We were here before!
Im next, hes after me, and youre after him.
Moshe!
Are you enjoying the party?
Its great. The costumes are amazing.
Dana, I have to talk to you. Come outside with me for a second.
Thats a great idea. Definitely. You can go out with Moshe.
We know he wont do anything stupid.
Right Moshe? - Sure.
Go.
Hes so nice.
I hope shes a little nicer to him.
Look at this party!
Dana, wait, I want to talk to you.
Yes, what is it?
Dana, kiss me. - Leave me alone. -Dana...
Dana, kiss me. - Let go! Stop it!
What is wrong with you lately?
You barely talk to me. - Leave me alone. -Dana!
Leave me alone! - Dana!
Stop it! - Dana, Dana. -Stop!
Get offl Dont touch me. Let me go. Stop!
Leave her alone!
Dont touch me!
Stop it! -Leave her alone!
Stop! Stop!
Moshe, stop!
Benzi, stop it. Stop, Benzi! Leave him alone.
Wait, those are my shoes! Those are my shoes!
He took my shoes. What? -Those are my shoes!
Look! - Watch him. Come on.
Come sit down. No one will find us here.
What are you doing with him?
I asked what you were doing with him?
I slept with him, dad.
What? Since when do you do things like that?
Shame on you.
Dad, youd better shut up.
Ella, why is she saying that to me?
Id like to know that too.
Actually, you know... I think hes a nice guy. lsnt he?
Froyke, look how in love Benzi is.
Translation: Shaily Giveon Subtitles: Elrom Studios Ltd.
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