Original subtitles

♪ SONG: The Pogues - "Summer in Siam" ♪

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ And the moon is full of rainbows

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ And we go through many changes

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ Then all I really know is that I truly am

In the summer in Siam

♪ In the summer in Siam

♪ In the summer in Siam

Look again, please.

I'm sorry.

I haven't seen anyone here that looks like that.

Well, think.

If you went out for dinner last night,

then maybe you saw something at the marina.

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

Karen, love, it's your mum.

Please pick up your phone.

We're all worried sick about you.

You're not in trouble, okay?

We all love you.

Jerry, it's Vincent.

The police can't treat this as a missing person's case yet,

but we're all out searching.

I'm walking the Coast south to north.

I'll keep you posted, okay? We'll find her.

Jerry, it's Ava.

We're inland driving and asking around.

Jerry, it's Margot.

Aaron and I are heading down to the port to look there.

ELODIE: Where do we go now?

JERRY: The car drove east?

Yes. Then I guess we go east.

Where? Haven't a clue, Elodie!

East to the next town, south-east to the marina,

north-east and up the fucking mountain,

because that's the thing about looking for people, isn't it?

You don't know where they are.

Right. Tell me again.

Blue van with white curtains, Spanish registration, two men,

one woman, all in their late 30s.

You think but cannot say for certain.

You didn't hear them speak.

They weren't holding Karen.

She got in of her own accord.

She saw you but didn't stop.

SIGHS

Christ.

What people in their late fucking 30s

drive off with a young girl of 14 in their fucking van.

And how did you let that happen, Elodie?

How the fuck are you standing there?

And my Karen is...

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have shouted at you, Elodie.

It's not your fault.

We'll keep looking, and everything will be...

bon.

Jaysus.

(phone ringing)

Karen?

Mum, it's Niamh.

How is everyone?

Niamh.

Hello, love.

How did you sleep?

You all ready for the big day?

I am, thanks.

Come here. Where is Karen?

Karen?

God, let me think now.

She's, em...

she's gone for a run.

A run? Since when does Karen run?

Yeah, she runs now.

She runs with Elodie.

They run all the time. Hither and yon.

Okay, well, when she gets back from her running hither and yon,

can you get her to call me?

She was meant to meet me last night with her choice of reading,

but she never came to the hotel.

Did you hear me, Mum?

I certainly did, my love.

CHUCKLES

Are you okay? You sound weird.

I'm just excited.

You know, it isn't every day...

Okay, the makeup artist is here. See you in a bit.

Ab-Ab-Absolutely, my love.

AVA: Poor little Karen.

She was so desperate to get away from her family.

Now it's come to this.

Yeah, I think...

Yeah, I think that''s kinda the full house now, isn't it?

What do you mean?

Well, let me see.

Drug and alcohol abuse, broken bones, an alcoholic priest,

sex diseases, tears and recrimination,

and now a teenage runaway.

Are you enjoying this, Felix?

I'm not enjoying it, no.

But I do think that if everybody spent yesterday taking photos

of pelagic fish on a glass bottom boat

like they were fucking supposed to,

like they promised they would, then none of this would have happened

because I was brought up to believe that promises count for something.

I'll tell you what you like about it, and it's not all good,

but one thing boarding school teaches you is discipline.

When we have kids, I really think it'd be better if they boarded.

Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Yes, yes.

Also, basic gratitude for screens,

unlimited meals, the holidays... PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD

..and nice beds, and Wi-Fi, and pets, and friends,

and not getting beaten up

and God knows what else by other boys and teachers.

RORY: I mean, there's not a whole hell of a lot you can do when

someone wants to get wild.

All I know is, when I came back from golf,

she was already pretty smashed.

She stayed another two hours.

But, running away like this.

Yeah, shame is pretty powerful stuff for young girls.

Where would you go with three strangers

when you were young and drunk?

I hate to say it, but anywhere they wanted.

GLEN: Bathroom's clear.

You must be freaking out. Of course I am.

We all are, a young girl that's gone missing.

Are you not freaking out?

Yes, I'm worried, but I'm not the one fucking her dad.

What did you just say? Relax.

I don't care about anything, and you know that.

Who told you? No one told me.

Then how'd you know?

Just pheromones.

Pheromones? Oh my God, come on.

You know she found Grindr on Jerry's phone the week

before the wedding? Shit, that tie.

Yeah.

And she gave him until the wedding

to tell Sandra or else she'd tell her.

Deadline? Mm-hmm.

Teenage girls are so hardcore.

She probably thinks her dad's going to leave.

Along with her sister getting married.

She probably thinks her whole little family life is ending,

and she's only 14.

14.

I kind of am to blame.

(GROANS) Don't be so Catholic.

Not all guilt is Catholic guilt, Glen. I did a bad thing.

Yeah, but don't get so horny for yourself for being bad.

That's the Catholic part.

Jerry did a bad thing, too.

If it wasn't with you,

it would have been some other twinky little chappy just like you.

Okay, I'm just going to come out and ask you,

do you think there's a world where people think this is all my fault?

Yes, I do think there is that world.

Why is there that world?

Aaron, you knew she was besotted with you?

Yeah.

Everybody fancies me, though.

What am I supposed to do, like?

You know what alcohol does to young people?

Alcohol. I didn't give her any alcohol, I swear.

She was drinking it all by herself all day.

For the longest time, I thought she was drinking an orange slushy,

and then...

all of a sudden, it's Fairytale in New York.

It's not just the booze, Aaron, it's you.

You have to know how to manage yourself.

No, no, no. What on earth are you talking with, Margot?

You're so reckless with your body.

You're always naked,

eating fucking sandwiches.

It's like, draped asymmetrically on a sofa.

Just fucking sit up straight and put on some pants, Aaron.

God.

If you were a woman, everyone would say you were asking for it.

It's not fair.

Jeeze...

Aaron, no. What do you think fits under there?

FOG HORN BLARES

SIGHS

DOORBELL RINGS

Sandra, I'm glad you're here.

I was coming back from breakfast at Caroline and Fergal's house.

After asking them some final questions

about their son's sculpture proposal,

I realised there was one question I never asked you.

How would you name your sculpture?

I'm sorry, what? What would you call it?

If we need to promote it, maybe putting a sign on the road side,

we need a name.

Caroline's and Fergal's son, Fintan,

has come up with the most provocative name for his submission.

It's called... INAUDIBLE SPEECH

DROWNED OUT BY DRONING NOISES, TICKING

I don't know what your sculpture is even called.

I have nothing more to say about this.

I have to be with my family, and...

You...

..now need to make your own decision.

SLAM

♪ TENSE MUSIC ♪

♪ SOMBRE MUSIC ♪

There you are.

SIGHS

Not much in the way of...

..restaurants around here.

(SIGHS) Thank you.

Are you okay?

Not really.

Did anything bad happen last night?

Did you not hear about the pool?

No one cares about the pool, Karen.

That's the worst that happened, then I'm very relieved indeed,

as will everyone else be.

I can't go back home.

Everyone's looking for you. They're all so worried.

They're all so worried because it's Niamh's wedding day.

They don't care beyond that.

I have to disagree. Your father's...

My father has other things on his mind.

Your father loves you. Your mother does, too.

They're sick with worry, Karen.

The only person in my family who knows what love is, is Niamh.

And she's leaving me behind.

Did you ever pick your reading?

I do have something big to say today.

About liars and hypocrites.

It doesn't sound very romantic.

Yeah, well...

..people need to know the truth.

GLEN: It's getting very hot.

I know we need to eat, but let's just do one more lap

and then we can sort it out.

Jesus Christ.

Any luck?

Nothing.

Apparently, there was a warehouse rave in an industrial estate.

Ten miles that way.

We're going to jump in the car and go there.

I don't know, maybe the car was headed there.

Maybe Karen couldn't get in and she got separated from them.

Hey, I just want to say you that... PHONE RINGING

Vincent.

SIGHS

Thank you, Father.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well?

She's safe. He found her.

He's bringing her back home.

She's okay. Glen! She's okay.

Oh, God.

SIGH

Hey.

Hey, you're okay.

The thing with us, that whole situation...

I have to go to my family.

Good news, huh?

The best.

YELPS

Glen!

I'll take care of you. Okay?

♪ DREAMY MUSIC ♪

Do you want to eat? Yes.

Mum?

SANDRA SOBS

♪ ♪

Where the hell were you?!

We were worried sick about you!

You know, there's a 20 person search party out there.

I don't want to talk about it.

We'll be talking about it a lot, but for now,

Get in there, get showered, get dressed,

get made up, and you know, Niamh,

she knows nothing about this whole business,

And I intend to keep it that way. Okay?

Go!

KNOCKING

I'm in the shower.

It's Dad.

Yeah, well, whoever it is, I'm still in the shower.

What is it?

I'm glad you're okay.

Hi.

Hi, Elodie.

Where did you go?

Those people with the car brought me to a rave.

When I couldn't get in, they left me outside.

Or maybe they lost me.

I can't really remember.

I tried to walk back here, but I got lost.

Then I fell asleep.

Now I have to put this fucking dress on.

Elodie, can you help?

Now...

I think I'm going to explode.

It's okay.

SANDRA: Time to go.

Let's go.

♪ POP MUSIC PLAYS ♪

I swear to God, I'm in a vice like grip from these almonds.

CLAIRE: Uh-huh.

I'm thinking of not wearing a shirt today at all.

Just going full model with it, full catalogue.

Oh, right.

Aaron, a girl nearly died because you weren't wearing a shirt,

so you are wearing a fucking shirt. Mmkay?

Thank you, sweetheart. Okay.

Sweet.

Jesus.

Sorry, guys.

I feel like there's an atmosphere here whereby like people think

that I'm to blame for any of this somehow, all this drama.

Aaron, you are to blame.

Yeah, and you should apologise. Yeah.

Jesus.

And Aaron. What?

Who's going to put that bowl away?

Like inn your imagination,

how does that bowl get back to where it belongs?

Thanks!

I didn't think you were in here.

I have to get my dress.

Okay, no problem.

Are you having fun,

putting on fake tan with the huns and the dancing to Calvin Harris?

Yeah, it's actually really relaxing hanging out with people

who aren't toxic snobs. Does that make sense?

Makes total sense.

Yep, one cubic ton of sense. Oh, wow.

You just scaled that up all on your own.

Have a great wedding. Thanks.

Have fun being on your own.

Fuck.

Alright, lover boy.

Ten minute warning. Time to get dressed.

Yeah, I don't think I'm going.

Well, that's the worst idea of the week,

including the one where the teenage girl

got into a car with strangers, okay?

I don't think I can.

It'll be too hard.

Is this daddy issues? Objectively, yes.

As in, he is a father.

Yeah, but he is a daddy.

Help me.

Okay.

Alright, tomorrow, you and me and everyone else in this villa,

we're all going to therapy.

So fair. For right now, butch up, Judy.

Go and get dressed.

Okay.

I love you. Bye.

I love you. Mm.

BELLS TOLL

♪ ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS ♪

CHATTER

BELL RINGS

♪ Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" plays ♪

Hi, Father.

Let us pray.

Most gracious God, we give you thanks for your tender

love in sending Jesus Christ to come among us,

to be born of a human mother,

and to make the way of the cross to be the way of life.

We thank you also for consecrating the union of man and woman

in his name.

Body of Christ. Cuerpo de Cristo.

And now, in clear defiance of the wishes of the bride

and groom and others,

I would like to add a few words of my own to the proceedings.

FERGAL: Good man, father, fair play.

LAUGHTER

When the bride and groom

exchanged their vows in this church today,

you could hear a pin drop.

Why is that?

It's because people love a promise.

Not just a promise to love, honour, or no obey, but any promise.

Why is that?

It's because promises are hard to keep.

I'm thinking about the promise to be a friend through thick and thin.

I've seen first-hand how sometimes that can be tough.

There's the promise to love thy neighbour,

even when you hate everything they stand for.

Like, imagine sharing a villa in Spain

for a week with a bloody priest.

Lol.

LAUGHTER

Then there's the promise to honour thy mother and father when

deep down you know they're only flesh and blood like you.

Then there is the vow of silence.

Sometimes that can be the most difficult promise of all.

But the promise to keep a secret might be the most important.

Without it, there is no space for confession,

without being able to share a problem in confidence,

there is no chance

to be healed.

We're here to celebrate the vows exchanged by Niamh and Derek.

But let us all take a minute

to remember the promises we've made to each other

and to commit to honouring those vows.

♪ I believe it's meant to be, darling

♪ I watch you when you are sleeping

♪ You belong with me

♪ Do you feel the same?

♪ Am I only dreaming?

♪ Is this burning an eternal flame?

♪ Say my name

♪ Sun shines through the rain

♪ A whole life so lonely

♪ And then come and ease the pain

♪ I don't want to lose this feeling

♪ Oh

FATHER VINCENT: And now Niamh's sister Karen Byrne

is going to read something for us.

♪ GENTLE ORGAN MUSIC ♪

Masons.

When they start upon a building,

are careful to test the scaffolding.

Ensure planks won't slip at busy points,

secure all ladders,

tight and bolted joints.

Yet all this comes down when the job is done,

showing off walls of sure and solid stone.

So if, my dear,

there sometimes seems to be old bridges breaking between you and me,

never fear.

We may let the scaffolds fall,

confident we have built our wall.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

♪ GENTLE PIANO MUSIC ♪

As you know, I hate priests.

Like, I fucking hate them. Yes, I know.

But...

That was a pretty solid few words you said there, and I was into it.

Oh. Thank you.

Yeah, like no notes.

Just 10 out of 10.

Would recommend to a friend.

Well, maybe you could tell your friend

Rory there that we're not all bad.

He's the only one not to have given me the time of day this week.

Maybe I should go over and say hello.

No, I wouldn't do that, Father.

Trust me.

Can't win them all.

Besitos.

SANDRA: Thank you.

So much, Vincent.

For everything.

Thank you.

FERGAL: Come on, come up to Caroline.

Look at this one. Ha?

CAROLINE: Out of this world.

Why are we just standing around like gannets?

It's massively dehydrating.

CHATTER

Claire? Yeah.

I'm the famous Councillor Barbera.

Oh, hello.

And this is my husband, Lucho. Hi.

Hi. Such a beautiful service.

Wasn't it beautiful? I cry.

Aw. LAUGHTER

He always cry. Oh. (LAUGHS)

It's true. I am in many ways a woman.

I love your work.

You know my work? I do.

Of course I do.

Tell her.

Were you listening to the priest's words?

Yes. Can you keep a secret?

Why?

You got the commission. I did?

I haven't even told Sandra yet, or Caroline and Fergal.

Say nothing until then.

Well, I'll do my absolute best. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, lads.

How are you getting on?

That was a good job up there, Karen, the old speech there.

It was real emotional or whatever. You know?

Smashed it.

Yeah, I mean, it's hard not to the poems, like legit, a slay, so...

Hope you're feeling better.

Yeah, I'm sorry about your pool.

Don't worry about that. Sure,

we got a net to just fish out the rest of the vomit this morning.

Annette's the villa housekeeper.

Sorry.

But it's fine.

I had a swim there and everything, so everything's all cool.

I'll probably see you guys later then at the reception.

Elodie.

Je suis trés, trés, trés...

I actually think not wearing a shirt is kinda weird.

I agree. 100 percent.

CHUCKLES

♪ LATIN-STYLE GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ♪

LAUGHS

Red, or white?

I'll have red, please.

And my wedding wife will have white, please.

♪ POP MUSIC PLAYS ♪

A woman just said to me, when she found out I was single,

how do you find the strength to come to these things?

You're such a hottie.

Have you looked at a mirror today? You absolutely smoke show.

Come on. I'm obsessed with us.

Same.

So on a scale of 1-10,

how much of a raging bitch do you think I am?

Oh, like a 6.

That feels low.

Well, you lose a point for being my sister-wife.

If you ever get married, I don't know who I'll be sitting beside here.

Same.

And I know that what you said was out of concern and kindness.

I am your biggest fan.

Well, then you will be very glad to hear.

I got the commission. Oh, my God. Claire.

Oh God. I know.

Obviously, I'm immediately losing my mind.

Riddle me this. Why am I so fucking mental?

You've got this. Honestly.

I don't know, Margot.

Please, can you make sure I actually finish this one?

Of course, I will.

Is it an animal?

Like a blob?

LAUGHTER

Hey, here's to causing massive discomfort wherever we go?

Codependence, spinster, weirdos, forever.

FELIX: Do you know what I've been thinking?

I don't really want an abroad wedding.

So you want to get married in Ireland?

No, no. I want to get married in England.

Well, that would be in an abroad wedding.

Did you read the five-year plan?

What five-year plan?

Our five-year plan. I emailed you yesterday.

I'm on holiday.

Yeah, I got your out of office, Ava.

But it's not work.

Us, is it?

Is it?

Yeah, I've realised I'm sitting at the wrong table,

and I think I need to go to Cormac.

Sorry, what?

Are you serious?

Are you going over there instead of discussing us?

I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry.

Just don't... You can go.

♪ TRANQUIL ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

Barbera tells me that your bid for the sculpture won.

After the countless dinners and all the booze we poured down the gullet

of that multi-coloured prick, and in the end,

you won just by being you.

Live and learn.

We won, Caroline.

I don't know what I'm going to I can't tell poor Fintan.

Tell him to be a man about it.

Maybe we'll look for a project for him somewhere else because,

quite honestly, Tenerife is going to the dogs

and Niamh last night down at the marina.

Fergal had a jug of wine poured over by a gang of

scutty lads from Dublin,

needless to say.

Yeah, he does seem a bit shook, to be fair.

♪ "Heyday" by Mic Christopher plays ♪

Alright.

Listen, Jerry.

I never wanted to come out and say this, but...

I understand you more than you know.

And I don't want you to hate me for knowing that

because that's what men do.

But you have to realise.

I've always thought that it's a delicate thing we have, you know?

If we still have it.

I love you, Jerry. I need you.

I love you, Sandra.

More than is good for me.

KAREN: Mum?

Yeah? Dad wanted me to tell you

that I don't want to go to boarding school.

You don't?

Well, Elodie says Margot went there,

and she says it was pretty crap, so.

CHUCKLES

Come on, come on, let's dance.

Oh, no, no, Mum.

No, no, no, my, beautiful precious girl.

One day...

I will be gone...

your dad'll be gone, and you will be gone too, so now,

while we still can,

let's dance.

You,

with your mother, and father.

Who are just crazy about you/

Yeah?

LAUGHS

Come here to me.

Aw.

Having fun? Mm-hmm.

I wouldn't have thought this was your scene.

How do you mean?

It's just very conventional stuff, isn't it?

Boy meets girl, commitment, promises made and hopefully kept.

We all good?

We're good. We're good, Cormac. I just, I don't know.

I just wonder sometimes if you think that because you're gay,

you think that sometimes you're just a teeny tiny bit better

than everyone else.

I'm talking fractions here.

Just a shade better.

Okay, I'm going to get a drink.

But just so you know, I know the secret.

Yeah, mate.

Ava told me.

You've got this incredible moral compass

where you can tell people what's right and what's wrong.

And at the same time, you can be sleeping with a person,

a man, a married man,

who happens to be in a closed relationship with another person,

his wife, and those two people could also be parents,

and they don't know.

Yeah, I just don't know.

I just can't stack it up how that person gets to lecture other

people about their relationship. I don't know.

Maybe I'm dumb. (CHUCKLES)

Well, I don't think I've ever lectured you

about your relationship. I don't think you ever stop

lecturing me about my relationship, Cormac.

Only you do it through Ava because you haven't got the nerve

to do it to me directly. Is that fair?

Yeah, I don't think it's fair.

I don't think it's fair that sometimes it feels like

there's three people in me and Ava's relationship.

How would I describe it?

It's like you're in the fucking bedroom with us, mate.

Well, maybe if you were there for her just a little bit more,

I wouldn't have to be so emotionally engaged.

CHUCKLES

What's that?

I just said that if you were just there for her a little bit more,

I wouldn't have to be so emotionally engaged.

Felix?!

Felix!

Ava.

Ava! What the fuck are you doing?

Hitting my friend at a fucking wedding.

Listen, I am sorry, Felix.

To be fair, I have said some unacceptable things.

No, don't...

..you apologise to him.

Go I'm not going to fuck home, Felix.

Alright, fine. Let's go. No, no. Go home.

Go. Oh, yeah, okay. I get it.

I'm the bad guy because I'm English.

Oh, it's not because of that. Well, yeah, okay.

The joke is on you, all of you,

because both of my parents are from Wales.

So I'm a Celt.

Jacket...

What's that?

RORY: Brits out. "Brits out."

Twat.

GLEN: Brits out.

I'm literally leaving.

Look, if you all knew what I knew,

this would all be...

Drama!

AARON: Brits out.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

♪ "State of Independence" by Donna Summers plays ♪

Come on, come on.

GLEN: Please on the floor, please on the floor.

AARON: Padre.

Padre!

♪ Coming out silver word for what it is

♪ It is very nature of the sound, the game

♪ Yes, I do know how I survive

♪ Yes, I do know why I'm alive

♪ To love and be with you

♪ Day by day by day by day

♪ Time, Time again, it is said

♪ We will hear, we will see

♪ See it all in His wisdom hear

♪ His truth will abound the land

♪ This truth will abound the land

♪ This state of independent shall be

♪ This state of independent shall be

♪ Say, yeah-e-yay, yeah-e-yo

♪ Yeah-e-yay, yeah-e-yo

♪ Be the sound of higher love today

♪ Yeah-e-yeah, hey, hey... ♪ SONG FADES OUT

♪ PULSATING ELECTRONIC MUSIC ♪

Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done

on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.

Forgive us our trespasses

as we forgive those who trespass against us;

and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Amen.

♪ SONG: The Pogues - "Summer in Siam" ♪

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ And the moon is full of rainbows

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ And we go through many changes

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ Then all I really know is that I truly am

♪ In the summer in Siam

♪ In the summer in Siam

♪ In the summer in Siam

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ And the moon is full of rainbows

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ And we go through many changes

♪ When it's summer in Siam

♪ Then all I really know is that I truly am

♪ In the summer in Siam

So there we have it.

A misplaced cereal bowl, a nut allergy,

a slippy pool deck,

and finally, one dead priest.

I'm sorry to have it end this way.

I know everyone wants to be able to point the finger at someone.

Sometimes, however,

there's nowhere to point it apart from up at the sky.

The prayer says, "I have my mission.

I may never know it in this life, but I shall be told it in the next.!

Well, I'm dead now,

and I could let you know in this very instant where we go when we die,

and then we'd all be feeling so much better.

But I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise.

I will add one thing, though.

Please believe me when I tell you

that we all get what we deserve,

every single one of us.

So you tell me,

where am I right now?

PLANE FLIES OVERHEAD