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How do you get this one?

Oh, I, uh, thought you wanted the menthol.

Uh, no.

You like the menthol.

God damn it, can I just screw up sometime?

Okay, well why don't you go get them yourself next time?

I can't. I told you my daddy cut back on my wallet.

Mr. Greenwood?

Uh,

nothing. We're just, um, just, uh, getting some fresh air.

Uh, yeah.

You too. Have a great day, sir.

See you on Monday.

What'd you go and do that for?

Do you really want Professor Greenwood to see us smoking? What have you told?

Uh, we're freshmen.

We're 18, idiot. We can smoke.

Okay, you're going to have to stop calling me names. I'm just looking out

you. I mean, you're clearly crushing.

And your daddy said that guys don't like girls who smoke.

Yeah, fucking right.

They love it because when they see our lips wrapped around a cigarette, they

think about our lips wrapped around something else.

And Slim's particularly.

make you look elegant and mature and super hot.

Take note.

You know, if you ever want to get laid, you're going to have to start taking my

advice.

I can get laid.

I mean, there are plenty of guys who are attracted to me.

The only problem is, I don't want any of them.

They're just not my type.

And that's your problem.

Your standards are way too high. There is not a man on earth that can fit your

criteria. Uh, actually, I like a guy at home.

Who?

I mean, that's personal. Keep it a secret.

What? Oh, come on.

We're like sisters.

We tell each other everything.

You're not going to tell your sister your secret?

You disapprove.

I mean, he's not like the other guys on campus. He's different.

You know I like older guys.

You know I like young guys.

I like jocks. I like geeks.

I am not shallow.

I don't judge a guy for his outer shell.

I look at him for what he has on the inside.

Come on.

You can tell me your secret.

I tell you all mine.

Come on.

You... First, you have to promise that we'll still be dorm mates.

That we'll be besties, even if you disapprove.

Why would I disapprove?

Just tell me.

Okay. Okay, okay.

It's Tommy.

Tommy Salami? The...

Italian rock guy.

Nylon basketball shorts.

Huge dick print.

Oh, my God, girl, you are in for a wild ride. No, no, no.

Tommy.

You know... Thomas Reeds.

My daddy?

Well, he's a stepdad, so I thought it wouldn't be as weird, right? I mean, it

would totally be weird if he was, like, your... My dad?

what I'm hearing right now.

Are you seriously telling me that you want to lose your fucking virginity to

dad? You don't understand. I really like him.

I mean, he was so great when my grandma passed away. He was so kind and so

caring and so, so... A turtle?

Yes. No!

God. I don't know why I'm attracted to him, but every time I'm around him, my

body... screams for him to touch me.

It's not just a physical attraction either.

I mean, it's like his soul talks to my soul.

He may be the one I'm supposed to marry, even.

Please, please tell me you're not mad. Come on.

What would I do without you? You're my best friend in the whole world.

Come on, say it's no big deal.

I know you to be the most non -judgmental person.

You're so open and so free and so caring and... Okay.

Okay? Like, you're okay with this?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I think I'm okay with this.

Under one condition.

Anything.

I get to watch.

Um, like, like, supervise with something?

Like, to make sure I don't say the wrong thing?

Yeah.

I, uh, I want to coach you on how to seduce my daddy.

You know, be there, make sure you say the right thing, and

supervise while you guys have sex, and later.

I can tell you if you did a good job or not.

Look, I'm just trying to help you.

I mean, I know that you're going to wear the wrong thing, say the wrong thing.

I mean, you're hopeless.

Look at you.

You're a hot mess.

Do you really want to come on to my dad and...

You?

He'll laugh in your face.

That's horrific.

You think?

See, that's what it's going to feel like if you blow your one chance with my hot

dad. You're going to be all, Oh, Kenzie, I can't believe...

I blew my one chance with your hot daddy.

Yeah, I mean, I totally see that happening.

Yeah, that's right.

You need me.

So, do we have a deal?

Deal.

Jenna. Hey.

Hey, Mr. E.

Oh, come on. You could call me Tommy.

Tommy?

Wish I could call you Daddy.

I don't know if your real dad would find that appropriate.

If you wanted to call me daddy, you could.

Where's Kenz?

Uh, she thought she was going to be at her mom's place.

Oh. Yeah, you should have went with. Her mom just got a boat.

You'd both be on the lake.

I'd actually rather be here with you.

Oh, um... So how's everything going?

How's campus life?

Me and a young man?

Um, no.

I have always actually preferred mature men.

Like someone who's intelligent, sophisticated.

Someone like you.

Wow. Really?

Um... What about you, Daddy?

Um... Have you ever dreamed about being with a younger woman?

Honestly, no.

I met my first love when I was younger,

you know, ages ago.

And after that ended, that's when I met Kenzie's mom. And, you know, when

that divorce happened, it was really hard on me. So I didn't date.

Haven't dated anyone since so I guess I am an older guy, but I am

I am unexperienced So

you've only been with two women Hey,

are you hungry there's a really great pizza place up the road am

I making you uncomfortable

And why do you think that is?

I think... No, actually, I'm sure I

shouldn't be talking about my sex life with my stepdaughter's best friend.

Is it because you find me attractive?

No.

Not at all.

Uh, no. Hey, hey.

Hey, look at me. That's not what I meant. You... You're a very

pretty young woman.

I am?

Pretty?

Yeah.

Yeah, you are.

I wouldn't... I wouldn't be surprised if all the boys are chomping at the bit to

take you out.

Do you think a girl like me can turn a guy on?

Absolutely.

But I think it's more important that you focus on your schoolwork and your

studies and, you know, your life when you have free time.

What about a guy like you?

Let a handsome man think of me as sexy.

I'm gonna peel your hair.

I'm sorry.

Fuck.

Oh,

fuck. I'm sorry.

You're so fucking wet.

I can feel you through my pants.

That pretty mouth.

People love when you make eye contact.

When you do that.

Just like that.

When you use your tongue on the tip.

to tease him with your teeth.

Oh.

Oh.

And you play with their balls.

I really appreciate that.

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

You're doing really, really good.

Hey. Oh.

Oh, my.

Thank you.

It's okay if your eyes get a little watery.

That means you're really trying to make it work.

To do the best you can.

Let me see your eyes.

Just take it up nice and slow.

Whatever you want.

If you do things like that.

Wow.

Really.

Really good.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Holy shit.

Yeah.

If you try to do that, you'll blow people's minds.

If you can get them both in your mouth.

It's just like...

contract when you come out.

So fucking good.

Squeeze it.

Bite it.

Not everyone.

to enjoy it.

But you'll learn what certain men like.

Oh my God.

Oh yeah.

You push that thumb down there.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Oh my fucking god.

Oh my fucking god.

You're doing so good.

That's right.

That's right.

All that fucking space.

That's it.

That's so fucking awesome.

It's so fucking hot.

It's so fucking hot.

Wow.

So fucking good.

Oh, you're going to do great.

You know exactly how to.

Look at me. Look at those eyes.

Show me your tits.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

You're fucking gorgeous.

It's so good. Squeeze.

Squeeze that.

Squeeze.

Yeah,

squeeze it just like that.

All over that fucking young, very fucking chest.

Just like that.

That's so fucking good.

It's okay.

Oh, my God.

Thank you.

to be so tired it's choking my cough.

Let me see how they're right there.

Isn't that beautiful?

Yes, please do.

So, how did I do last night?