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Oh. What a night.

Jenna.

Wake up.

What time is it?

I don't know. I mean, I think we need to go ready for brunch. No, I don't want

to go.

I'm pretty sure we're late.

Why is it so sunny?

Because it was wild.

No, no.

What the fuck happened last

night? I don't know.

I think it was the anything goes kind of situation.

It was so fun though.

Yeah.

What's that?

They could knock.

Yeah. The door was wide open, so we thought we didn't have to knock.

Yeah.

Can you tell me which one of you actually owns this parking lot?

Okay, man. Well, I just wanted to let you know that we received a noise

complaint last night.

We only have like a couple people over.

Yeah. It doesn't matter how many people you had here last night. What matters is

the noise.

We have a thousand people here.

There's a lot of noise as well.

Yeah, so the issue we had last night is y 'all actually blew out somebody's

window with how much noise they were making. So it's like a 15th noise

complaint, mid -week.

So we're going to have to let you know.

As far as I know, you usually have to attend to get evicted.

No, no, I can't. We were not that loud.

There's no way that was us.

No, I can't get evicted again.

Yeah. Yeah. No. No.

I can't.

No.

No. No.

No. There's nothing.

It's really not necessary.

Officer J is going to keep an eye on you two.

I'm just going to take a look around.

Okay, yeah Yeah,

we really

didn't make a lot of noise like everyone's gone now. It's just us two

like no It

won't

happen yeah

I promise.

I will never.

This is my friend Jenna.

We're just friends.

Okay, well, look.

Jenna, your friend's probably going to get evicted here.

You just stay here and put. If either one of y 'all move, Officer J here is

going to basically just move y 'all around. No, I can't do that.

I'm pretty sure you can't do that. I'm pretty sure you can't do that.

I'm not going to let them do that. I don't think you guys can do this.

I'd like to see the law.

Ma 'am. Yeah, can you show us what... Ma 'am.

Ma 'am.

Please. Ma 'am.

Keep it down, please.

You're disturbing the neighbors.

Now, unless you two have something that I need to know about, I'm just going to

take a look around. This is supposed to be a drug -free community.

Do not, in any kind of way, like, move too quickly or do anything, because

Officer J is here.

You're going to get a little...

Just a little bit.

Let me know if you need me upstairs.

You really don't need to look around.

Ma 'am, ma 'am, ma 'am.

You don't need to look around.

Ma 'am, ma 'am, ma 'am. You don't need to go anywhere. You can stay right here.

I'm pretty sure that this is allowed.

We can work something out. Ma 'am, can you stop talking? Can you stop talking

and let us do our job, please?

So, look, we're going to go ahead and file this complaint.

You two can figure out what y 'all want to do the rest of Sunday.

You should probably get a lawyer.

No, I can't afford a lawyer.

Come on, we've got to work something out.

I'll fuck your dick.

Wait, what?

Jenna will too. She's good. She's really good. Come on.

I mean, I am, but I don't want to fuck their dick.

Look what they're fucking doing.

I can't get a rip to the man.

We gotta get creative, girl.

I will pluck your dick, too. I'll do anything.

Um, there's two offices here.

No, let's fold your dick.

We can share. Yeah, we'll link tag team. It'll be fun. There's two of you, two

of us, but no one's going to know.

It'll be fun.

We can work this out. We don't need to get lawyers.

I'm going to make it.

What do you think, my compadre?

I think, partner.

Both down?

If that Elk House bucket comes down.

This just might be the world's lucky day.

Might be.

Because I won't eat something big.

Oh, thank you, officer.

Go ahead.

Grab pillows.

We ain't got all day. We got a place to get up.

Are you going to come yet?

No.

Wow, you're naked. Okay.

Thank you.

Go ahead and switch mouths. I want some of that.

You come here.

Wow.

You don't want to get addicted, right?

You don't want to get addicted. No, I don't want to get addicted.

Thank you.

Let me sit down.

I don't want to get evicted.

Oh, my God.

You're such a good friend.

Yeah, you own me.

Oh, yeah.

You're a good friend. I'm a good friend.

Oh my god, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes.

Oh, yes.

She robbed me.

I'll get the person.

I'll get the one who's not going to be here.

I mean, Mike.

Mike. Mike.

Mike.

Don't worry about it.

Okay.

What?

Don't worry about it. I thought we were doing this.

We usually only do this.

Special nights.

Yeah.

I don't want to know what's in that cup.

I don't want to know what's in that cup.

Oh, it's just alcohol.

No, no, it's just water.

Oh, yeah, it's just water. I think she's telling the truth or whatever.

Oh, no, no, no. Cut it, cut it.

One more time, one more time.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Oh,

my God, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

I know this was just supposed to be a blowjob.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, I love it.

Yeah, it makes me cum so hard.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes.

You look like you want to come. I do want to come. I want to come.

Oh, my God.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yes, you want to come?

Yes, yes.

Can I come, please?

Please, please.

Oh, what a good girl.

Feel the blood there.

Face down.

Face down. Just like that.

But you're going to let her go, right?

You're going to be okay, right?

Not in the trouble?

Yeah, of course.

No, Officer J likes doing cream pie, so... Oh!

Oh!

Yeah. You're afraid I'm going to get a cream pie, ma 'am?

Ma 'am? You're afraid I'm going to get a cream pie? I'm sorry.

Are you getting a cream pie? I think I am. I mean,

only... But you don't know when it's going to go, right? Yeah.

Right?

Will this be fine? Yeah, sure. Whatever. After?

We'll think about it. Totally.

Okay.

What I'm going to do is take that hip to the right just a little bit. Yeah,

don't worry about it. Mm -hmm.

Okay. I mean, it's a proof.

Okay, yep, you're talking too much. You need to get up.

You need to fuck some more.

That shut you up.

I was going to screw your face, but this works for me.

Oh, yeah.

You don't want to get any bigger.

But he's big too.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think that you're being such a good friend.

You owe me.