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Welcome to Love Your Family Line.

I'm your host, Alex Cole.

Make sure to call in with all your relationship troubles so we can come up

the perfect prescription.

Now we have Haley on the line. Haley, what question do you have for me

Hi, Alex.

Thank you for helping me with my problem.

I'm just having an issue with my stepbrother.

Oh, stepbrother.

We get a lot of calls for family fetishes.

Go right ahead, caller.

Okay. Well, it started off innocent, I swear.

There's, like, a couple of chores I really don't like doing around the

And, well, I discovered that I could bribe him into doing them for me.

You know, like, played around easier, and next thing you know, I don't have to

scrub the toilet.

Hmm. A little quid pro quo, I see.

Go on.

Yeah, if you say so.

Well, you know, it was going really great until a couple of weeks ago, and

his girlfriend broke up with him, and me making him fancy lunches just, like,

wasn't cutting it anymore.

She was just sitting there looking so dejected on his bed. I almost felt bad

asking him to dust for me.

And then he said, all I want is a kiss.

So I figured, sure.

One kiss is way easier than dusting every ceiling fan.

So I leaned over and I planted a kiss on his cheek.

He was so shocked, he got right up and dusted the whole house.

Hmm. Well, it seems like that worked out for you nicely.

Yeah, so I got what I wanted, and he got what he wanted. But after that, his

request for trading chores became much more touchy -feely.

Oh, really?

And then last week, he said he would clean the whole bathroom, top to bottom,

I gave him a massage.

Wow.

So did you do it?

He had set up the room really nice with candles and music. So it was like a

really nice atmosphere.

So we got set up in his room and he was lying on the bed and I started doing

what I thought would feel really nice.

Can you take your clothes off for the rest of the massage? I promise to clean

the bathroom for the rest of the month.

I'm sorry, what?

I promise I won't look.

So, did you?

But he reassured me and said, don't worry, I won't peek.

And I really hate cleaning the bathroom.

Ooh, the plot thickens.

So is that all or did anything else happen?

Yeah, I told him. Okay, but I'm keeping my panties on. Deal?

Deal.

So I tripped down and I kept massaging him.

I'm a bit embarrassed to admit, but it actually really turned me on.

So I'm glad I kept my panties on or else he would have felt me get wet.

Wow. What did you say?

No, there's more.

So a couple of nights ago, I was laying on my bed and...

I hear a knock on my door.

You can come in.

In walks my stepbrother.

So, what's up?

I just don't understand it. But I need you.

I want you.

Please.

I'll do everything.

All your chores.

For the rest of the year. If you just sleep with me.

Seriously?

Yes, you're all I can think about.

I was stunned, and I thought he was just trying to get over his ex, but I didn't

realize he wanted to fuck me as much as I wanted to fuck him.

Well, if I said yes, what would you do to me?

Anything you want.

I've wanted this for so fucking long.

Oh my god.

I've totally seen your dick in the shower.

I feel he's really fucking good.

Can you get a respite on me?

A little, yeah.

I've caught you.

I've definitely caught you spying on me when I'm home alone.

I'm so fucking lucky

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Thank you.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

We'll see you later.

Fucking you

Oh, what?

we fucked all night long and god i have never come so hard than i did on

my stepbrother's cock it was amazing i bet it was wait if this

went so well why are you calling in

fuck him just tell him you want to fuck him oh oh you're right wow

you really are a miracle worker well everyone sounds

like hayley knows what she needs to do remember sex is fantastic whether freely

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