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Welcome to Love Your Family Line.
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I'm your host, Alex Cole.
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Make sure to call in with all your
relationship troubles so we can come up
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the perfect prescription.
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Now we have Haley on the line. Haley,
what question do you have for me
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Hi, Alex.
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Thank you for helping me with my
problem.
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I'm just having an issue with my
stepbrother.
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Oh, stepbrother.
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We get a lot of calls for family
fetishes.
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Go right ahead, caller.
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Okay. Well, it started off innocent, I
swear.
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There's, like, a couple of chores I
really don't like doing around the
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And, well, I discovered that I could
bribe him into doing them for me.
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You know, like, played around easier,
and next thing you know, I don't have to
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scrub the toilet.
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Hmm. A little quid pro quo, I see.
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Go on.
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Yeah, if you say so.
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Well, you know, it was going really
great until a couple of weeks ago, and
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his girlfriend broke up with him, and me
making him fancy lunches just, like,
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wasn't cutting it anymore.
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She was just sitting there looking so
dejected on his bed. I almost felt bad
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asking him to dust for me.
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And then he said, all I want is a kiss.
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So I figured, sure.
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One kiss is way easier than dusting
every ceiling fan.
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So I leaned over and I planted a kiss on
his cheek.
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He was so shocked, he got right up and
dusted the whole house.
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Hmm. Well, it seems like that worked out
for you nicely.
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Yeah, so I got what I wanted, and he got
what he wanted. But after that, his
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request for trading chores became much
more touchy -feely.
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Oh, really?
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And then last week, he said he would
clean the whole bathroom, top to bottom,
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I gave him a massage.
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Wow.
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So did you do it?
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He had set up the room really nice with
candles and music. So it was like a
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really nice atmosphere.
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So we got set up in his room and he was
lying on the bed and I started doing
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what I thought would feel really nice.
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Can you take your clothes off for the
rest of the massage? I promise to clean
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the bathroom for the rest of the month.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I promise I won't look.
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So, did you?
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But he reassured me and said, don't
worry, I won't peek.
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And I really hate cleaning the bathroom.
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Ooh, the plot thickens.
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So is that all or did anything else
happen?
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Yeah, I told him. Okay, but I'm keeping
my panties on. Deal?
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Deal.
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So I tripped down and I kept massaging
him.
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I'm a bit embarrassed to admit, but it
actually really turned me on.
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So I'm glad I kept my panties on or else
he would have felt me get wet.
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Wow. What did you say?
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No, there's more.
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So a couple of nights ago, I was laying
on my bed and...
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I hear a knock on my door.
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You can come in.
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In walks my stepbrother.
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So, what's up?
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I just don't understand it. But I need
you.
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I want you.
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Please.
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I'll do everything.
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All your chores.
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For the rest of the year. If you just
sleep with me.
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Seriously?
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Yes, you're all I can think about.
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I was stunned, and I thought he was just
trying to get over his ex, but I didn't
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realize he wanted to fuck me as much as
I wanted to fuck him.
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Well, if I said yes, what would you do
to me?
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Anything you want.
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I've wanted this for so fucking long.
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Oh my god.
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I've totally seen your dick in the
shower.
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I feel he's really fucking good.
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Can you get a respite on me?
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A little, yeah.
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I've caught you.
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I've definitely caught you spying on me
when I'm home alone.
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I'm so fucking lucky
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Mm -hmm.
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Hmm.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck.
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Thank you.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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We'll see you later.
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Fucking you
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Oh, what?
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we fucked all night long and god i have
never come so hard than i did on
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my stepbrother's cock it was amazing i
bet it was wait if this
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went so well why are you calling in
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fuck him just tell him you want to fuck
him oh oh you're right wow
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you really are a miracle worker well
everyone sounds
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like hayley knows what she needs to do
remember sex is fantastic whether freely
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given or transactional now if you want
to see more of love your family line
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i do You have to let us know.
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We really won't make any more unless you
tell us. Maybe you can even submit your
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own questions.
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Let us know in the comments, or else you
might not see this show ever again.
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