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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest times.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

What did you guys do?

Nothing. What are you talking about?

My milk is all green and there's like this little note here or something.

Okay, and we would have had to walk by you to mess with your cereal.

Yeah. Maybe it was leprechauns. I mean, it is St. Patrick's Day after all.

I totally believe in them.

Yeah, like little fairies. You don't want to mess with them.

They're me.

Do you guys know that's bullshit?

No, you better be quiet.

They'll hear you.

Really, you didn't do anything to my food?

No. Did you see us mess with your stupid cereal?

Well, no, but... Okay, well, then, there you have it.

Spin the phone.

Really?

Catch me if you can.

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Fucking leprechaun.

What the?

Is this another one?

I can't read that. It's so small.

I have an idea.

Oh my god.

Look at this.

Stop!

I could never tell him in person.

You want him to fuck you, you should just tell him.

No, I think this way is better.

He's not gonna be able to read it anyway, and if he does then I get what I

The bearer of this

note gets free use of Kyler's pussy?

What?

Happy St. Patrick's Day, the little people.

What the hell?

What do

you

want?

Take off your shirt.

What? Why?

I get free youth.

What do you mean?

I read the note.

What? No, no one can read that small.

I'm waiting.

What, did you get a magnified glass or something?

So, do I get free use?

That is what the notes said.

So, yeah.

But I kind of want to do something first.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you. I love you.

I love you.

Thank you.

um um

All right, good.

I don't know what to do.

And you take them off.

um um

You want to lay down?

Yeah. It's not for you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck you.

Yes, yes, yes

didn't say anything about taking the cum i'm feeling lucky today

i'm the lucky one