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Ooh... Purdy.

Gadzooks! I've done it!

This is the greatest Discovery I've ever made!

Hey, steve! Shh!

[whispering] Not while I'm pouring.

Listen, I need you To do me a favor.

Forget it, ed-o, Do your own laundry.

No. Man, I'm talking About new edition.

The singing group? They're back together again.

Eh, johnny gill Already filled me in.

You know we still Trade baseball cards.

Oh, so then, uh...

You guys Are still cool, right?

Oh, yeah, but johnny's A bit of an easy touch.

You know he traded me Three cal ripkens For one fred fox?

Well, who's fred fox? Exactly.

Look, this means You can hook me up, then.

New edition is playing At the civic center Next weekend.

I need two tickets, Front row, center. Thanks, pal.

Hasta.

Not so fast-a.

What?

You want me To use my friendship With johnny gill

To score you tickets?

Yep.

See, next week Is greta's birthday,

And I want to treat her To something special.

You mean something free?

Right.

Come on, steve! I'm begging you, man.

I'll do anything.

Anything? Anything.

Will you let myra and me Double-date with you?

Anything but that.

It's double or nothing. Hee hee hee!

Man.

Alright. Alright, steve.

We can double-date, But if you Have to talk to us,

Don't look In our direction.

Deal!

Ah! Thanks, pal. Aah!

Oh, man, steve. I'm sorry.

I hope that wasn't Anything important.

Oh, no.

Just the development Of a cheap and abundant Source of cold fusion

That would propel mankind Into the 21st century!

I'll never be able To duplicate that In a million years!

Man, steve, I feel terrible.

Make sure you get some Parking passes, too, Alright?

Harriette!

Harriette!

I'm home! We're going to Paint the town red.

Just give me 5 minutes to change.

Carl, carl, carl!

Hey, larry's lobster hut Has a dress code.

We can't go. What? Why not?

Our baby-sitter's Backed out on us.

Oh, you're kidding? Nope.

Laura's working Late at fergus.

Steve's working late At the park,

And eddie's Working greta.

Well, that's just great.

You know, harriette, You and I haven't Been alone together

Since disco was king.

Don't worry, carl. I have a backup plan.

Oh, yeah?

Well, what is it?

A barney's pizza Warming in the oven,

And the bridges Of madison county.

Isn't that a chick flick?

Clint eastwood's in it.

Alright! Hey.

Okay, so that's pizza For dinner

And cuddling For dessert.

Ha ha ha! Okay.

Clint's gonna kick Some madison county butt.

[imitating clint eastwood] Go ahead. Make my day.

Hey, it's not Larry's lobster hut, But I'll take it.

What's on tube?

The bridges Of madison county.

Isn't that A chick flick?

No. It's A grown-up flick.

Yeah. Well, can't we Watch ren and stimpy?

It's a two-parter, where Stimpy saves his nose goblins.

Ew! Ew!

Hey, pepperoni!

Richie, Want a slice?

You guys have Already had dinner!

Yeah, but that was Almost an hour ago.

Come on. Fire up the toons.

[sighs]

[cartoons on tv]

This is great.

Yeah. I love it When you guys baby-sit.

Hi, steve.

I brought you something.

Oh! Nose alert.

[sniffing]

It's some form Of ground animal meat.

[sniffing]

It's from The weasel family.

Ohh! Could this Be badger casserole?

Especially for you.

Oh! Oh, thank you, estelle, You shouldn't have.

Oh, it's no problem, Honey.

Why--[sniffs]--ooh! What's the occasion?

Well, I was hoping You'd get me tickets To see new edition.

Steve: consider it done.

Oh, thank you, sugar.

Now, enjoy your badger.

Oh, I will.

Mmm! Mmm!

Oh! Mmm! Ahh!

Mmm! So sweet.

Mmm! Mmm! Sweet.

Mmm! That's-- Ooh--tender.

Ooh! Mmm...

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! That's--oh. Whisker.

Care for some, laura?

Oh, no thanks.

Badger goes Straight to my hips.

Pity. More for me.

What?

You know...

You're looking A little tense.

I am?

Mm-hmm.

You've had a hard day At work.

You should sit back And relax.

Well, I don't Feel like--

Whoa! Hey!

Well, what Are you doing?

You know what? You should take off These heavy shoes.

Here. Let me.

Well, they Don't feel heavy.

I mean, I wear them All the time. I--I--ooh...

Ahh!

Oh!

You comfy?

Laura, have you Been swallowed by one Of those pod people?

What do you mean?

Well, a minute ago You were ignoring me,

And now you're actually Touching my feet.

Heh heh heh!

Boy, you're so crazy.

I'm just being nice.

Just being nice?

That's all.

You want anything From the kitchen?

Oh, no. I have my snacks.

It's just to bad They're all the way

Over on the coffee table.

Here. Let me.

Chip? No dip?

Cheeto? Neato.

Sprite? Alright.

Okay. There you go, baby. You like that? Ooh!

Okay. Uh-oh. Soda dribble.

Soda dribble. Soda dribble. Soda dribble.

Soda dribble. Okay.

Thank you.

Here you go. Ha.

Uh-huh. Heh heh.

Oh, dear.

Neck crick. Ooh.

Uh, laura, would You be an angel?

Oh.

Ohh! Oh...

Oh, love me tender.

Oh, bring it home To daddy!

Oh, rock my world, Baby!

Um, stevie?

Yessie?

Could you get me Some tickets to see New edition, too?

Aha!

I knew that's What you wanted.

The old sit-me, feed-me, Rub-me routine.

Well, did it work?

Not yet.

I want two tickets, Or you'll never Whistle again.

Mmm. Mmm. Ooh.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay?

Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[ring]

Hello?

Ahh, bonjour, mon cherie.

Stefan!

How you doing, baby?

Well, better now That I'm talking to you.

That is so mutual.

I can't wait For friday.

I'll pick you up From the airport,

I'll wear a dress that's so hot It comes with A fire extinguisher.

Laura, you are Breaking my heart.

I really wish I could See you in that dress.

What you talking about, Stefan?

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to Cancel my trip.

Again?

Stefan, I got us tickets To the new edition concert.

Ouch.

That makes awful Even worse, but, laura,

Giorgio armani Is featuring me In his spring line.

Now, baby, nobody Says no to giorgio.

I will. Give me his number.

Really, laura, You know I'm sorry.

Stefan, that's what You said the last time And the time before that.

Come on, baby. Talk to me.

Tell me what's On your mind.

Well, stefan, your life Is going great,

And I'm really happy For you,

But I have a life, too, And, with you gone,

It's been on hold.

So what are You trying to say?

Well, I'm not sure.

I just have a lot Of thinking to do about us.

But, laura, you know--

I gotta go.

Bye, stefan.

Hey, want to go To a movie tonight?

Can't. Little richie's Got peewee football Practice.

What about tomorrow night?

Isn't that the school Book fair night?

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

How about the next day?

Can't. 3j is in The thanksgiving pageant.

He's a sweet potato pie.

How about the year 2010?

Nope. Kids are graduating.

You know something, Harriette?

What?

I miss you.

I miss you, too, earl.

Carl.

That's how long it's been.

You know, I thought Once we raised the kids,

We'd have more time To spend together.

Well, here we are Raising kids again.

You don't regret it, Do you?

No, no. I thank god every day For these kids,

But it's just that I just wish

We had a little bit more Time for romance.

Me, too, honey. Me, too.

Now, come on.

Announcer: hello, chicago!

Announcer: are You ready to party?

They're back, and they're Better than ever!

Give it up for the boys From roxbury!

Here they are... The new edition!

Here we go. Here we go.

Come on!

Go ahead Without the shame.

Come on! Put Your hands in the air.

Come on! Put Your hands in the air.

That's right. Come on! Put your hands In the air. Yeah!

Come on! Put your hands In the air. That's right!

Come on. Put your hands In the air. Come on.

Here we go. Here we go.

Here we go. Here we go.

* gotcha open, baby *

* you got me crazy *

* she's the finest thing I've ever seen *

* yeah *

* looking like A natural queen *

** ooh hoo hoo Hoo hoo **

* I said let me Take you for a ride, baby *

* to the other side *

* oh, baby, yeah *

* oh, uh *

* I like you could you? *

* come on, baby *

* drivin' me crazy * * ooh, yeah *

* so who's makin' moves *

* 'cause I'm lookin' At you *

* and I like it *

Jam! Come on!

Alright. Tonight Is a special evening for Us, ladies and gentlemen.

It's been a long time Since we been back together.

That's right, baby.

We got a new album out,

And it's Called home again,

And it feels real good To be on this stage Tonight.

And tonight is special For another reason.

I was talking To my boy, steve urkel,

And he told me About a buddy of his

That hasn't been home For a long time.

Which is real tough, You know, because he Misses his girl,

And I'm sure she Misses him, too. Yeah.

And he feels It's real important

For him to see His lady again.

And so tonight, He's coming home again,

And thanks to steve urkel,

He's gonna do it in style!

* he's down, laura He's comin' do *

* he's comin' down, laura He's comin' down *

* he's comin' down, laura He's comin' down *

See what I'm sayin', Everybody?

See what I'm Trying to say?

Thank you, steve.

No sweat, my pet.

* you see, Say do de ow *

* hit me off *

* hit me off *

* come and hit me With the flavor *

* let me Taste you, baby *

* come on *

* come on, baby *

* you drive me crazy *

* hit me off *

* hit me off *

* oh *

* come tell me you're mine *

* do de ow do de ow *

* come on, You drive me crazy *

* do de ow do de ow do *

* do de ow *

* hit me off *

* do de ow do de ow do *

* do de ow *

* ooh hoo ooh ooh *

* hit me off *

Look, carl, Clint's driving off,

And meryl will Never see him again!

Isn't that sad?

I'll tell you What's sad, harriette.

I've just watched Two full hours

Of the bridges Of madison county,

And clint didn't Blow up one bridge.

Hey, goodnight, Aunt harriette.

Goodnight, uncle carl.

Goodnight, richie. Goodnight, 3j.

Hey, come on, I'll tuck you fellas in.

Nope. Not tonight. Why not?

We know you guys wanted To go to that concert tonight,

But you couldn't 'cause You had to stay home with us.

Yeah. Y'all been Missing out on a lot Because of us.

Oh, well, we didn't Mind, did we, carl?

No. No.

We like staying home.

All our stuff is here.

Still, we wanted to Find a way to say thanks.

Yeah. Since You guys couldn't Go to the concert,

We're bringing The concert to you.

Isn't this cute, carl?

They're gonna put on a little Show for us. Sit down.

Uh, we're not...

But they are. They who?

* still In love *

* oh, what can I do, girl? *

* so much in love, girl *

* that your friends Got you thinking *

* and it's affecting you *

* oh, what can I do, girl? *

* so in love, girl *

* that I don't know what to do Cause I don't wanna loose you *

* no *

* what would I do Without your love? *

Lord have mercy.

Sing, baby.

Thanks for making This happen, uncle steve.

Just call me The king of romance.

* I'm still in love *

* time *

* passes so fast babe *

* I wish It would last, babe *

* 'cause I know In my heart *

* that my life ends And starts with you *

* and, baby, I know That this feeling *

* I'm feeling just Won't let me go away *

* 'cause you're the first True love I've ever known *

I still think I'm dreaming.

One minute I'm watching the concert,

Next minute, I'm dancing on Stage with new edition.

Oh, yes. Very cool.

Still think You're dreaming?

Well, if I am, Don't wake me.

Stefan, I'm so glad To see you,

But aren't you missing Your fashion show?

I just told giorgio I couldn't make it.

Was he angry?

Yeah. He threw A blouse at me.

Stefan, that's bad For your career.

True, but being away From you was bad for my life.

Laura, I stayed in paris To discover myself,

And what I discovered Is that I'm miserable Without you.

How miserable?

Well, I only bought A one-way ticket.

You're moving back?

For good.

I love you, stefan.

I love you, too, Laura winslow.