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Morning, young'uns.

Uh, hi, steve. Heh.

You going on Another bug hunt?

Ah, would that I could.

No. Today is My first day

As the new Playground supervisor At lakeside park.

Uh, steve, some Pretty tough dudes

Hang out At lakeside park.

Not anymore.

I've been studying The park rules

And memorizing All the fines,

From loitering To puppy poop.

Why, I've got My official park Whistle--

** ** **

My nifty Supervisor's Manual,

And I'm prepared To hand out Citations.

You there.

Scrape that gum Off that bench

And put it back In your mouth Where it belongs.

Whoa.

Angela.

Don't you go down That slide standing.

You okay, baby?

I'm cool. Thanks.

Angela, are you Alright?

She's fine.

Angie, would you like to Take a spin on The merry-go-round?

Sure. As long as You're driving.

Back up off my stuff.

Ha ha. There you go, girl.

Baby girl, Don't be a litterbug.

Look who's Calling you a bug.

Yeah. Old Bug-face himself.

Excuse me, But I believe There are several

No littering signs Posted around the park.

Oh, is that right?

Well, I don't like to read.

Well.

I doubt it you can read.

Now, I would appreciate it If you and messy mary here

Would dispose of your refuse By placing it in the proper Receptacle.

Drop dead.

What do you think You're doing?

I don't--whoa.

Would you like something To wash that down with?

Mm.

Oh!

That does it.

You leave me no choice But to write you a citation.

Nine more, And you'll be banned From the playground.

Well, listen up, Bone butt.

You see this, Is our turf.

That's right.

I don't care how many Citations you give me.

If I want to stay In this park,

Then you can't make me budge.

Not without a forklift.

What?

Slow you go. Okay, alright?

Okay, okay.

Look at him. Ha ha...

Wait, wait. Watch this. Watch this.

Do it, girl. What he gonna Do to you?

[chattering]

Aah. Aah.

You asked for it. I'll be back.

And I'm gonna make you Sorry you ever messed With baby girl.

Hello, winslow, harriette.

Where's that kid of yours?

You ever consider Knocking, nick?

What for? You got Something to hide?

Nick, w-what Do you want?

A little neighborly Cooperation.

Your son parked In front of my house.

So?

So I don't want that Souped-up hotrod of his

Ruining the curb appeal Of my property.

Chicks dig guys who have Houses with curb appeal.

Hi, dad. Hi, mom.

There you are.

Hi, mr. Neidermeyer.

What makes you think

You can park that purple Eyesore you call a car

In front of my house?

Heh heh heh.

W-well, it's A public street.

Heh heh heh, well,

If you don't move it,

I'll let the air Out of your tires.

Alright, That does it.

If you touch My son's tires,

I'm gonna let The air out of you.

So that's how It's gonna be, huh?

That's how it is.

Lucky for you, I just moussed my hair.

But this isn't over, Winslow.

It's just starting.

Whoa! Oh. Ughh...

Are you alright?

I don't know.

Let me help you up.

No. Don't move me.

Quick. Call This number.

Who's this, Your doctor?

No. My lawyer.

I'm gonna Sue you for Everything you got.

Uhh...Uhh...Uhh...

The jungle gym is A wonderful and fun Way to develop muscles.

It tones the body and develops Physical dexterity.

Three days by He's already toned.

Tell the world, Sweet love.

Alright, now, I'll just Climb right down here.

Help me. Come on.

There he is.

The brother with no butt.

Oh, howdy.

Shut up.

Come on.

Uh, kids, perhaps you Should run along home now.

But, steve...

Richie, go home now.

Now, listen to me.

All I care about In this park

Is the safety Of the kids.

Now, you unhand me,

Or I shall be Forced

To verbally Castigate you in Front of your peers.

Fool, you got my girl, Chantelle, wet.

Well, she needed a shower.

And might I suggest The same for you.

You better beat it.

I don't want to see Your ugly mug Around here anymore.

Now, looky here, Pally.

I am the official Playground supervisor here.

And your girlie Was in violation

Of several posted Park rules.

I had no choice But to take Drastic action.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I am renaldo,

Leader Of the piranhas--

Ss-ss... Ss-ss...

And now I have no choice but To take some drastic action.

Right, piranhas?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah. [laughter] Yeah.

Hey, look...

Now the park has a fountain.

Hey, piranhas, Let's roll.

Bye-bye.

[muffled scream]

[doorbell chimes Repeatedly]

Alright.

I am seriously Injured, winslow.

Oh, come on, nick.

You're just doing this To make that trumped-up Lawsuit stick.

I am prepared to Settle out of court...

For, say, uh...

100,000.

In your dreams, Neidermeyer.

Hey, my medical bills Are astronomical.

This wheelchair alone Is 200 bucks a day.

That's because you've got The eddie bauer edition.

Ah. Ooh.

Ah. Ooh. Ah. Ooh. Ah. Ooh.

Well, I'm off to work.

Work?

Steve, if you Go back to that--

That park, renaldo And his gang

Are just gonna Keep beating you up.

Well, I don't care.

3j, richie, And the other kids

Deserve a safe And decent place To play,

And it's my job To see that They get it.

Good for you, steve.

Oh! Oh.

3j...

What happened To your face?

Have you been fighting?

No. I--I just tripped.

Yeah, right.

Come on, Out with it, guys.

Renaldo pushed him off The jungle gym.

Now he's hurting Little kids?

Oh, somebody's got To do something.

You're right, estelle.

I've been patient Long enough.

When they stuffed me In that basketball hoop,

I shrugged it off.

When they hung me And used me as a tether ball,

I held my tongue.

But when the start Hurting little kids

That's crossing the line.

It's time to take a stand.

Are you with me, men?

Yeah. Yeah.

Good.

'caused I'm fumed. I'm pumped.

I'm ready to rumble.

There, is that Better, nick?

Yeah, thanks, carl.

Uh, but, you know,

I'm still in So much pain,

I can't seem to reach The guacamole.

Well, allow me.

Ahh.

Mmm.

Here we go.

Some fresh iced tea

And some juicy Orange slices.

Tea?

This is the kind of Pain only booze can kill.

Uh, nick,

We invited you here In the hopes that--

In the hopes that I drop My lawsuit, right?

Well, actually, yes.

You know what, carl?

Your generous hospitality

Is starting to get to me.

It is?

Yep. I'm still Gonna sue you,

But now I'm gonna feel

A little bit bad About it.

[sizzling]

Harriette: oh, My god. Oh.

Fire. Fire. Fire.

Run for Your lives.

Fire.

Run for Your lives.

Fire.

What's wrong with you people? Get out of here.

There's no fire, nick.

And there's no injury To your neck and back.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Oh, give it up, Nick, you're busted.

Nick: oh, no, I'm not.

It's your word Against mine.

You have no proof.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Oh, edward?

Got it all On tape, dad.

Thanks, son.

Mm-hmm.

Winslow, that is The sneakiest,

Most underhanded Thing

I've ever seen.

And you are The sleaziest,

Most conniving person That I've ever met.

Now, get out of my house.

Does this mean That dinner is off?

No. Dinner's still on.

But it's on you, nick.

Chips?

Okay, daddy.

Way to go.

The nerd's not here.

Are you looking For steve urkel?

Yeah, that's right.

He called and said He wanted to talk.

But I guess he had No guts to show up.

Yeah, he sent some Old lady instead.

You watch your tongue, Young man,

Or I'll take you down.

So, what are you Gonna do granny

Knit us to death?

Steve sent you a present.

Look.

What is it?

Read the card.

"If it's a surprise You're looking for,

Flip the switch And open the door?"

What's it mean?

Flip the switch And you'll find out.

See ya.

Wouldn't Wanna be ya.

[gong rings]

Hello, there.

Look, y'all, It's the nerd.

So what's up with The ninja outfit, nerd?

It's my new Fall look.

Well, too bad we gonna Have to mess it up for you.

Hold it.

All we want is a safe Playground for the kids.

So if you're smart,

You'll leave Right now.

If you're stupid...

All your friends And relatives

Will soon visit you In the trauma unit.

You're the one Who's gonna end up

In a trauma unit.

That's right.

Whaa-taa.

Ugh!

Get him.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm bruce lee.

I'm bruce lee, too.

I'm bruce lee, three.

Together we are...

The bruce lee trio.

Get him.

Yah.

Whaa-taa.

Aah.

Yah.

Whaa-taa. Taa-taa.

Yah.

Whaa-taa.

Whaa.

You're closed for business.

Come on, Get him.

Whaa-taa!

Whaa-taa.

Whaa-taa.

Whoa!

You're gonna get it now.

Argh!

Renaldo: come on.

Oh, alright now. Come on.

Ah-ha!

Whaa-taa.

Nice job, bruce.

Good job, bruce.

You, too, bruce. You, too, bruce.