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Hey, willie.

Hey. Morning, carl. Sorry I'm late.

Oh, you're not late. I'm early.

I wanted to get here Before you

So there'd be Some doughnuts left.

[chuckles]

Very funny. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. [chuckles]

So, um...

How are things At casa winslow?

Ohhh...[sighs]

Crazy, willie. Crazy. Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm. What's up?

My blood pressure,

Thanks to my daughter's Love life.

Really?

It all started when My daughter came home

From a date With steve urkel.

Ain't that the kid Who blew up the science lab

At the high school?

Yeah, but that Was years ago.

He's destroyed Hundreds of things Since then.

Anyway, laura And steve came home From this dinner date.

[door opens]

[castanets clicking]

Hola, big guy!

Hello, steve.

Laura?

Oh, shoot. You recognized me.

Why are you two Wearing--

What is that You two are wearing?

It's...

Flamenco.

[castanets clicking]

He's been doing this all night.

Everytime he hears The word "Flamenco."

Flamenco!

But why...

Are you wearing...

That?

Well... Steve always dresses

To match the food He eats,

And we went To el cid tonight For spanish food.

Ok. So how did he Convince you to...

Dress flamenco?

Flamenco!

[castanets clicking]

Yes?

Well, I...

I have something...

Very important To ask you, carl.

Please, please. Stand up. Stand up.

Alright.

What do you want To ask me?

Well, it-- This might come as A bit of a shock to you,

So...You might Want to sit down.

But you just told me To stand up.

Yes, but you Were already sitting,

So I couldn't ask you To sit if you were Already doing that.

So I asked you To stand up... And that way--

Oh, will you just Get on with it?!

Ok.

Aren't you gonna Have a seat?

Alright.

Steve, you are Driving me crazy

With the sitting And the standing And the flamenco.

Flamenco!

[castanets clicking]

Can I, uh, see those For a second?

Oh, sure. Here you go.

Aren't they great? Yeah, they're nice.

Yeah, look. I got A great deal on 'em.

Now you were saying?

It sure is a good thing I have these backup.

Mr. Winslow...

I...

Steven q. Urkel...

Hereby officially And respectfully

Request permission

To ask For your daughter's Hand in marriage.

Steve. L-l-l-let me-- Let me get this Straight.

Um...L-laura...

My daughter laura...

Has agreed to marry...

You?

Oh, no! Not yet! [sighs]

I just wanted Your blessing Before I asked her.

[laughing] Oh.

Ha ha! Not yet. Yeah!

For a minute there--

Ha ha ha ha! No, no, no. Not yet. No.

Ha ha! Well, Go ahead! Ask away!

Oh...Oh, thank you, Carl!

Oh, thank you! I can really Ask her?

Yes. Ok. Let me go now. Yes, you can. Oh, thank you!

Thank you.

Ha ha ha ha! Boy, I feel So much better now.

For a second there, I thought laura had,

Well, lost her mind.

Oh, no, she didn't-- Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

So steve popped The question?

Well, now, don't Get ahead of me.

It's not that simple.

Alright.

Of course, Nothing is simple

When steve urkel's Involved. [chuckles]

Thanks, annie.

I'm ok.

Laura's been dating Another guy

For the past 3 years Now...

A really Terrific young man.

His name is Stefan urquelle.

[doorbell chimes]

Stefan.

Hey, baby.

Oh, thank you. Why Are you so dressed up?

I thought we were just Gonna grab some burgers, Nothing special.

Laura, every moment With you is special.

Stefan.

Let me just Grab my purse.

Not so fast. What's The hurry?

Well, I've been Starving myself all day

So I'd look good In these jeans.

And now that You've seen 'em, I want to eat.

Well, let me see 'em For a few more minutes.

Have a seat.

Now, laura, what's My favorite nickname For you?

Princess.

That's right. And you've Always been my princess,

Ever since the night I gave you this.

Ohhh...My glass slipper.

You remember that night At disney world

When you were My cinderella and I was Your prince charming?

I'll never forget it.

[fanfare plays]

[some day my prince will come Plays]

Oh, princess, My princess...

Could this Be yours?

Perfect fit.

Laura winslow...

You are the sun...

The rain...

And the wind that Flowers my soul.

I love you more Than life itself.

Will you marry me?

Crowd: aw...

Yes, I will.

[cheering]

[some day my prince will come Plays]

[fireworks popping]

That was So romantic.

At the time, we thought We were too young To rush into marriage,

So we decided to wait.

That's right.

Well, I can't wait Any longer, laura.

I love you more now Than I did then.

Will you marry me?

Ohh...

Oh, my god!

It's...

Look at this! It's so...Oh, My god, it's...

Look at this ring. It's--oh, my god! I can't--oh!

Well?

Oh, you want an answer now?

Well, that's usually How it works.

Well, I mean, well,

This is so sudden, And...

Uh, you know. And you need Some time to Think about it.

Yes.

I'll go get us Something to drink.

And when I come back... We'll toast Our engagement.

[doorbell chimes]

Flowers For laura winslow.

Oh. Uh, You can just put 'em On the sofa table.

Thanks.

Oh!

Put it on-- End ta--

End ta--

Pian--

Aw, just Find somewhere.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Thanks.

A dozen dozen roses

For the world's Most beautiful woman.

Ah--ah--ah-- Ah-choo!

Ooh.

Uhh! Sorry.

Allergies.

Steve, They're beautiful.

[sniffling]

But why so many?

[door slams]

And what the heck Are you wearing?

Why, don't These clothes ring a bell?

No...But I'm afraid You've lost Your clanger.

Ha ha ha ha!

[snort snort]

Laura, exactly 7 years ago To the day,

In this very room, I wore these duds

While I played This song for you.

[strangers in the night Plays]

Oh...

Now I remember.

[strangers in the night Plays]

What are You doing?

Setting the mood, My darling.

For 2 wonderful weeks, You and I have pretended To be man and wife.

And now on this Our last night,

We can make each other's Dreams come true...

With a kiss!

Steve, did you eat That moldy cheese?

Don't hold back.

Let yourself go!

Do what you feel.

Ooh, I felt The earth move.

Steve, we're supposed To grade each other On this assignment.

And right now, You're staring down The barrel of an "F."

One kiss. A peck on the cheek.

A momentary Osculation.

Forget it. I have a headache.

I thought you Might say that.

So I came Prepared.

Aspirin, baby?

Steve, I want a divorce. Go home to your mother.

My manly ardor Has frightened you.

That's ok. It won't Happen again.

I'm prepared to wait Forever if need be.

In the meantime, I hope you'll accept This small gift

As a little memento Of our 2 glorious Weeks together.

Steve, this is Really beautiful.

1/3 carat diamond With 1/10 the sparkle Of your lovely eyes.

This is real?!

Where did you get The money for this?

From my stay-away fund.

Every year All my relatives Send me money

And hope that I won't visit them.

Steve, I can't accept this.

It's too expensive.

But my little baguette, It was a mere $800.

$800?

Are you out Of your mind?

This is a school Assignment.

It's pretend.

We're not married. We're not engaged.

We're not Even dating, and We never will be.

But I thought you like--

What I like is for you To leave me alone.

Laura, I know I'm not worthy of you,

But I just can't help Loving you.

It's like wanting To touch a star.

You know You'll never reach it,

But you just gotta Keep trying.

Steve...

Why do you always Say things like that?

These last 2 weeks Have been wonderful for me.

It's the closest I'll Ever get to marrying you.

That's why I wanted you To have this.

No strings attached...

Just the one to my heart.

Laura...

I kept this ring In hopes that one day You would accept it.

Now, I know I'm not worthy of you,

But I love you more now Than I did then.

Laura lee winslow,

Will you marry me?

Oh...

My god.

Hey, what's Going on Out here?

Steve?

Stefan.

Well, what are you Doing here?

I just proposed To laura.

W--I just proposed to her.

Laura?

Who do You choose?

Uh--look, I really Have to think about this.

I'm sorry.

But--

So, come on. Don't Keep me in suspense now.

Who'd laura choose?

Well, she thought About it for 2 long days And 2 sleepless nights.

Finally, she decided To get some advice.

Listen, I know You guys are busy, But I need some advice.

Oh, sure. I assume It's about your Double proposal.

Yeah. I just can't decide Between stefan and steve.

You're kidding, Right?

No. Actually it's A much harder decision Than I thought it would be.

You're kidding, right?

Daddy.

Stefan is handsome And sophisticated.

Yes. He's a top model And makes a lot of money.

Stefan would make A great husband.

Any girl would be Lucky to have him.

And then there is steve.

Oh, now there are many Wonderful things about steve.

Name one.

Well, no, see I'm hesitating Because even though steve

Has many wonderful qualities

He has a few Less wonderful qualities.

And for some reason, Only the less qualities

Are coming to mind At the moment.

Laura, what do you Love about steve?

Well, he's sweet, And he's gentle.

And he makes me laugh.

And he's really smart.

And, you know, One day I think one Of his crazy inventions

Might change the world.

Yeah, if he doesn't Blow it up first.

Mom, what made you Say yes to dad?

Well, that's easy.

I loved him With all my heart,

And I felt I couldn't Live without him.

Hmm. I always thought My wife married me

Because I had a piano.

Oh, she says she loves me And everything,

But I've seen her Look at me,

And I've seen her Look at the piano.

Willie.

Yeah.

This is my story.

I'm sorry.

So what did laura decide?

Actually, the decision Was nearly taken out Of her hands.

Hey, steve.

Good-bye, laura.

Where're you going?

Moscow, methinks.

Russia? Why?

I'm going to visit My parents.

Oh, do they know you're coming?

Heck no! That'd given them A 15 hour head start.

How long Will you be gone?

Forever.

Maybe longer.

What's going on? Why are you leaving?

Oh, laura. I feel so foolish.

The other night When I proposed to you,

You were very kind Not to laugh in my face.

Steve, why would I Do that?

Oh, come on. There's no comparison Between stefan and me.

It's like getting A proposal from brad pitt

And, 5 minutes later, Get another one From mr. Bean.

Steve, don't be So hard on yourself.

I took your proposal Very seriously.

You did?

I sure did.

Thank you, laura.

I'll savor that morsel When I'm sipping borscht At starbucks in red square.

Steve, listen.

No. You listen, sweetheart.

Stefan is the man for you.

With him, you'll live An exciting, glamorous life.

And you'll be With a handsome man Who never falls down.

Steve...

What can I possibly offer you Compared to that,

A modest existence In a tiny apartment

Crammed with test tubes And cheese?

Steve, but how can you Just leave?

You told me you loved me.

I do love you.

I adore you.

I worship the rain That waters the grass

That grows on the ground You walk on.

All I ever wanted to do Was make you happy.

Well, the only way I believe I can do that Is if I step aside.

Good-bye, laura.

I do have one favor To ask of you.

One small favor.

Remember me.

Steve, wait. You can't just leave.

Why not?

B-because...

Because I can't imagine My life without you.

What are you trying to say?

Well, I'm saying That I love you, and...

I want to marry you.

You do?

Yes.

A toast...

To your new son-in-law,

Steve urkel.

Steve urkel.