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Whew. Whew. Ahh ahh.

Happy holidays, My sassy snow bunny.

Hmm. You seem Happy.

Oh, why not?

It's the Christmas season,

And I just landed A holiday job.

Oh, what's The job?

I'm going to be...

A wrapper.

Get out of here. You can't even Carry a tune.

No, not rap... Wrap.

I'm working down At the mall,

Wrapping christmas Presents.

I'm surprised anyone's Going to let you handle...

Breakables.

Getting a job Is all about Having a good resume,

Being prepared,

And having A professional Appearance.

Mm-hmm. Myra hired you?

Bingo.

Ooh. Boss Gingerbread house.

Oh, yes. I like. I like.

Thanks.

Touch it and Spend christmas In a body cast.

Well, I wouldn't Think of it. It's absolute perfection.

All except for that...

That little bare spot Right there.

Don't touch it.

Oh, but, laura, uh--

Don't touch it.

Really, it's Right here. I--

Steve, I know Where you sleep.

Now, laura.

I know you're worried That I'm gonna hurt Your precious little house,

But, please, Give me some credit.

Steve, Please don't.

Why? Laura!

Look what you did.

Come here.

Come here! Whoa!

There you go. That's right.

There you go. We got it in there.

Alright. Not too far.

Watch the couch. Whoa, whoa, Whoa, whoa.

Okay. Maneuver A little bit.

Let me just Get that door. Ahh.

Alright. There you go.

She's a beauty, Huh?

Yeah, and I Want to thank you

For letting me Cut this tree Off your property.

Oh, no problem, Carl.

That'll be $69.95.

Hey, where You going?

I'm kidding. Stop. Stop.

Never kid with a man On a budget.

Oh, sorry.

Here we go. Okay.

Ah. Oh. There.

Wow.

It's my Christmas gift

To you And your family.

Thank you, willie. She is beautiful.

Yeah. Hey, uh...

Did you get your gift From commissioner geiss?

Ha ha ha. He handed it to me Personally.

Ah ha ha ha.

Me, too.

Wait a minute.

I'm captain. Shouldn't mine Be bigger?

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Well, maybe he took Looks into account.

You wanna see What's inside?

No, I'd like To wait till...

Christmas.

Ah ha!

Fudge.

What a cheapskate!

After all the work We've done,

All the overtime, Putting our lives On the line.

Now what does The commissioner give us?

A lousy, stinking Piece of fudge.

You want a piece?

Give me The nutty part.

Mmm. Well, I gotta Get to work...

Earn my fudge. Ha ha.

I want to thank you.

Hey! Merry christmas.

Merry christmas.

Right. Okay.

Hi, honey. Oh.

Congratulate me.

Why?

I did all my Christmas shopping In one day.

Hey, congratulations.

And you fit every gift In that little bag.

Oh, no. These are The receipts.

Oh.

The truck's bringing The gifts later.

But, carl...

I only have one more Person to buy for.

Who? Steve.

Oh, don't worry About him. He's easy.

Just give steve Some cheese or Something with 8 legs,

And he's happy As a clam.

Richard, did I Ever tell you

How wonderful And generous

Mr. And mrs. Winslow are?

God broke the mold

When he made those Fine people.

Oh! I didn't see you Right there.

Give it up, 3j,

I already got Your present.

Well, you cannot Blame a brother For trying.

Oh, richie? Hmm?

Great news.

Your mom called today.

Aunt helen's Feeling better,

And so she's gonna Be here for christmas.

Really? This is great.

This will be the best Christmas ever!

Yeah! Yes!

[glass breaks]

Well, that's the lights.

Ma, I spoke To dr. Fleming.

He said he can't play Santa at the mall,

So you're gonna have To find somebody else.

Oh, great.

Well, what lame excuse Did he give this time?

Something about A heart transplant.

Oh. He's doing one?

Mm-mmm. Getting one.

Gee, honey. That's really terrible.

Where you gonna find Another santa This short notice?

[lacking enthusiasm] Ho ho ho. Merry christmas.

Yeah, hi. How are you?

Yeah. Yeah, Hi, how are you?

Carl, it's christmas.

Kids don't want to see A sad sack santa.

They want to see A peppy, perky santa.

Perk it up, carl.

Mom!

Ma!

What, baby?

Mom, do I really Have to wear This stupid outfit?

Oh, honey, You look adorable.

The whole world Is gonna see me Dressed like this.

Oh, honey, Nobody'll care.

Cute. Cute.

Hi, laura.

Go on and say it. Give it to me.

Laura, you have Any keebler cookies?

Nice bells. They look great with Your pointy shoes.

Oh, what's the matter? Take it easy.

I'm sorry, girl. I just feel I look like A fool in this outfit.

No, you don't. You just look like The eighth dwarf...

Dorky.

Well, that's one less Christmas gift I gotta buy.

Alright, Everybody.

Santa's Open for business!

Yay! Yay! Yay!

Listen, I gotta go. See you later.

Hey, santa's cheating On mrs. Claus!

Heh heh heh. No, son.

That is mrs. Claus.

She's just In civilian clothing.

Is number 20 Ready yet?

Just finished it.

Well, it's about time.

Huh? Well, excuse me. That's 6.95.

What? $5.00.

Oh, it's on the house. Merry christmas.

Yeah, that's What I thought.

Okay, okay, okay. Alright.

Uh, steven, You just gave That package away.

She scared me.

Listen, sugar plum. You wrap very well.

But we can't afford To spend an hour And a half per gift.

Remember, we're Paid per package.

Oh, but, snow globe,

Each package is like A work of art.

And art...

Can't be rushed.

Well, when your art Starts hurting Our honeymoon fund,

I have to put My foot down. [stomps]

Ooh! Ow!

Allyson, this is santa. Santa, this is allyson.

Hi, santa. Hello, allyson.

So, allyson, What would you like For christmas?

I wasn't sure How you organized Your inventory,

So I cross-referenced My list

By manufacturer's Name, product code,

And suggested Retail price.

But first, let's review Last year's list.

Oh, okay, uh...

Give me the bow From number 8

And the ribbon From number...2. Yes, okay.

Alright. Yes.

Ah, no, no, No, no, wait.

Actually, the ribbon from 3 Goes better with 6.

What do you think?

Uh, I have the answer. I have the answer.

The ribbon From number 8.

Yes, I love that.

You like? I knew you would.

Now we're Getting somewhere. Here we go.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Use number 2.

Number 2. Right.

Okay. Alright. Number 2.

It isn't extra If I use different Combinations, right?

No!

What are you doing?

Well, I was just helping This lovely young--

You're wasting Far too much time On this one customer.

Now make her pick A sample and move on.

But, myra, the customer Has to be happy.

Well, that attitude And your snail's pace

Will send us To the poorhouse.

Yes, dear.

And remember...

Volume, volume, Volume. Volume, volume, Volume.

Yes, I know. I know.

You know what?

Uh...I've Changed my mind.

I'm going To take that back.

Well, okay.

Then again, Mom loves figurines.

So there.

[door opens]

It's really Coming down out there.

Yep, it looks like We're gonna have

A white christmas Tomorrow.

You have any trouble, Uh, getting home?

Oh, no. Not on my snowmobile.

Hey, 3j, let's Go make a snowman.

No way. Snowball fight. You and me.

You're on, man.

Oh, richie? Huh?

Your mom called.

Great! When is She coming?

Oh, honey, I got bad news.

The detroit airport Was snowed in,

So she's not going To be able to make it.

I'm sorry, sweetie.

Honey, your mom loves you Very, very much,

And she'd do anything To be with you.

We'll have a wonderful Christmas anyway.

Thanks, grandma, but...

Without my mom...

It won't be christmas.

[impatient chattering]

Here you be.

And I used 2 colored Ribbons to make it Extra pretty.

Well, thank you. It's beautiful.

Did you remember To take off The price tag?

Oh! Oh!

[impatient chatter]

Yes, I did.

Well, brian.

I suppose you have a long List of presents, huh?

Oh, no. I just want One thing.

Oh, really? What is it?

A new bike? A jet ski? A computer?

No.

I want a job For my dad.

A job for your dad?

Yeah. He's not too Happy right now.

He really needs one. He's pretending Everything's okay,

But I know It bothers him.

You think You could get him A job, santa?

I want him to be Happy for christmas.

Well, brian... I tell you what.

You give this card To your dad.

This guy, he's A personal friend of mine.

His name Is carl winslow.

Nice guy. Good-looking, too.

But, uh, he probably Could help your dad.

You think so?

Oh, I know so, brian.

Thanks, santa. You're welcome.

Hey, dad.

You think you'll be able To get his father a job?

I sure can.

Where? Down at the precinct?

No. Down where I have more pull.

The doughnut world.

38!

Where's 37?

37? Where's 36?

Hold your horses! I'm doing my best.

Steven, what's Taking you so long?

I'm moving as fast As I can, myra.

Well, kick it Into high, baby.

36!

This is a mess.

I'm not paying For this.

That's right.

This is the most Unprofessional job I've ever seen.

Hey! Take your present And blow.

You and your Loudmouth wife are Holding up the line.

Hey, shut up.

Oh, yeah? You want a piece of me, Christmas boy?

Well, if he doesn't, I do!

Oh, yeah?

Shut up!

Look at yourselves.

Y'all acting like animals.

It's christmas

This is the season To give... And spread love.

It's not about brightly Wrapped packages.

It's about The generosity Of the human spirit.

It's about the way We treat each other

During this special Time of year.

So what do you say?

Why don't we wave Good-bye to crankiness

And say howdy-do To holiday cheer?

Whoo!

Steve: hey! Let me outta here!

Get back. Get back here.

You're all gonna Find lumps of coal In your stockings.

Stevie, I feel awful.

Well, if you feel Feel so awful, Why did you help them?

I got caught up In the moment.

I'm sorry.

I let you down.

No, I'm the one Who's sorry. I pushed way too hard.

No, I'm sorry. I was Going much too slow.

No, really, I'm the one who's sorry.

I was too quick To criticize.

I'm sorry, and let's Just leave it at that.

Do not cut me off!

Okay...Whoa!

Well, as long As you're down there...

Santa came! Santa came!

3j: where is he? Where is he?

He was here. He was here. He was here!

Merry christmas, Everybody.

Merry christmas, Big guy.

Harriette: merry christmas, Mother winslow.

Merry christmas, Honey.

Hey, we should just Go open our presents.

Alright. But it's Not gonna be the same

Without my mom Watching me.

Where's eddie?

Oh, he left a note On the christmas tree.

He had to pick up A gift.

On christmas day?

The only thing open Is 7-eleven.

Uh, I guess I'm Getting the same thing I got last year...

A slurpee.

Hey, I declare open season On all presents.

Carl, harriette, wait. I'm going to get you Your gift from me.

Oh.

I can't wait.

Here it is.

Oh, let's see. Steve.

What is that?

Ahh.

Oh, steve, It's beautiful.

Thank you.

Well, I know how much You love them,

So I just knew it would Make the perfect gift.

Oh, carl.

Well, you know Something, steve?

There is only One thing wrong With this photograph.

Well, what's that?

You're not in it.

Ah, oh.

Oh...Oh, darn.

You're gonna make me Bawl like a baby.

I need tissue.

[snorts]

Harriette? What?

I didn't get steve Anything.

What?

Well, carl, we gotta Give him something.

That fudge from Commissioner geiss.

[loud blow]

Oh, steve?

Here's something For you.

Whoo.

Hark the herald Angels sing.

What can it be?

Well, open it up, steve.

Yeah, okay.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

A sterling silver pen.

Ster-ster- Ster-ster- Ster-ster-

Sterling silver?

Oh, why, these cost At least 200 bucks.

But, of course, You know that.

T-t-two--two... Oh, my god!

2--2-- Hundred?

Dollars!

Oh, carl, I...

Are you crying?

For joy, steve. For joy.

Hey, son.

Hey, eddie. Merry christmas.

Hey! Merry christmas, Everybody.

Merry christmas, Baby.

Eddie, where Have you been?

Didn't you read My note, mom?

I had to pick up A present.

Then Where is it?

Right here.

Richie!

Mom!

Eddie drove All night to get me

So I could be here With you today.

This is great.

I thought you Weren't gonna make it.

Honey, the way eddie drove, I didn't think so either.

Sis! Oh, rachel.

How did you make it

All the way to detroit In this blizzard?

Easy. I tailgated A snowplow.

Thank you, eddie.

Hey, man.

It wouldn't be christmas If the whole family Wasn't here, now, would it?

No. Nah.

Hey, eddie?

Thank you.

Harriette: oh, hey. That's wonderful.

* o, holy night *

* the stars are Brightly shining *

* it is the night *

* of our dear Savior's birth *

* long lay the world *

* in sin and error pining *

* till he appeared *

* and the soul Felt its worth *

* fall on your knees *

* o hear, Hear the angels' voices *

* o night divine *

* o night *

* o night divine *