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I'm so happy that we can go to school and go to the beach today.

Oh my god.

It's so much fun.

It fucking sucks.

There's so many hot dudes at the beach. Did you see that one guy down here? He

had all those tattoos. Yes. It was so hot.

Back to school.

Seriously.

Smoke weed all day.

Yeah, let's do it tomorrow for sure. We're not gonna get caught.

Like nobody's home during the day. No one's ever home here.

Literally no one's ever here.

Seriously.

Whatever.

Oh my god.

The weather is so great. We got such a nice day out.

I know, it looks so good.

Oh, yours is better than mine. Oh, whatever.

We have the same jeans.

I've got chili.

We'll go to mom so I can get it. Yeah, but you can't wear sunscreen.

You can't wear sunscreen.

You remember like all of you drenched yourselves in like tanning oil?

Yeah. Well, I'm trying to get cancer.

I know. I'm trying to look like a handbag when I get it.

I'm nice when I get that. I'm nice when I get tanning oil. So a little more.

Yeah, a little more. We're not even going to let we have like

Hey What the fuck are you doing here? What the fuck are you guys doing?

Nothing. We're just hanging out.

What are you doing in your bathing suit?

Why are you home?

Yeah, you're not supposed to be here. What the fuck?

Oh, you're going to flip it around on me? Yeah, you're not supposed to fucking

be here.

You're not supposed to be here. I'm working at home today. You're skipping

school. This is a school day, isn't it? No, it's not.

No, we have the day off today. We have the day off.

This isn't the day off. Oh, you think it's funny, huh? No.

You got jokes.

Oh, funny.

All right.

It sucks. It's so rough. It's your office. Go to work, Ben. No, you skip at

school. I'm telling your mother.

Why? What the fuck? What is that you have in your hand? Are you doing drugs?

No, it's nicotine.

I'll call the police on you. It's like one of those... No, you're not going to

call... You're such a joke. Go upstairs.

This is truancy. Fuck off.

This is truancy. Truancy.

Drug addiction.

Oh, my God.

It's a...

It's like a baby pen. Yeah. It's like hookah in like a little pen.

No, it's not.

You know what? We found it in the couch. Yeah, it must be yours.

All right, I'm calling your mother.

No, don't. Don't. Stop. Please don't. I'm going to call the cops or call your

mother because you're out of fucking control. No, we're fine. We did good

grades.

Everything's great.

We just played hookah in school over like two weeks and like, come on,

Yeah, well, guess what?

What? Your mother was talking about getting you to a car last night.

When I was laying in bed with her.

Okay. I don't think that she would like this very much. So then just don't tell

her. Don't tell her. Go back up and finish your work. We'll keep it down and

we're going to watch a movie now. We really need a car.

We're just going to chill.

Fuck that.

Why do you have to be such a dick? What are you talking about? You're skipping

school and you're fucking doing something with it.

What is that weird thing? What is this?

The kids are out of control.

We're not. We're really not. Oh, my God.

Huh? We're just hanging out. Just go back upstairs, finish your work, know

place. Out of control teenagers is what this is. No, we're not. You're so weird.

Look, you're acting like you never played hooky. I'm not even going to,

Played hooky?

Yeah. No, I never played hooky. That's why I have a house like this.

The house is not that nice. Acting like we're stupid.

How nice is yours?

Well, it's pretty nice. You're such an asshole.

Are you done? Are you done harassing us? Can you go upstairs?

Not call the cops. Not call our mother. And just go back to your office and do

work. And we're just going to chill.

It's not that big of a deal. Unfortunately, the world doesn't revolve

you. And I can't have you doing this shit. Because you're going to get me in

trouble. You understand?

No, we're not.

You're so ridiculous.

Listen, if your mother knows that I saw you here, then I'm in trouble.

So, she won't know.

She won't know.

She won't know.

I got a better idea.

What is your idea? How about we watch a movie together? How about that?

No. No. We're just going to watch a movie after. Yeah, we don't want to

movie with you. Gossip.

Well, we could work something out, I guess. We're not going to work. I mean,

just go upstairs. Yeah.

Why are you just lounging around in bikinis anyways?

We just got here. Did you know I was here?

No, you're supposed to be at fucking work.

We wouldn't have come here if we would have known that you were going to be

here. What are you doing?

I don't know why you're dressed like that.

We came back from the beach.

Yeah, well, I think you either need to get spanked or

you need to have the cops called on you.

Or I need to call your mother. Something needs to be done.

Well, I think the latter two are not what you should do.

Well, you at least need to do something because this is ridiculous.

I'm not going to let you off that easy. Well, what are your great... But you do.

You look cute together. You do. I have to admit. So why don't you like... Why

don't you guys hold hands if you're so happy about what you're doing?

If you're just...

Yeah, it's such a joke. This is fucking weird.

Huh? You're like, yeah, it's fucking weird. Yeah, I might tell your mother to

get you a car if you do as I tell you to. How about that?

You're really going to dangle a car in front of us? Yeah, that's pretty fucked

up. Well, what else? You know we need a car.

Yeah. So fucked up.

You also need to go to school. You're out of control.

There's two weeks of school left.

Huh? Okay, well, what the fuck do you want? Look, we're holding hands.

We're both fine.

And you, what are the tattoos? You're out of control.

Don't fucking touch me, you creeper.

I'll touch you if I want to. What the fuck? It's my fucking house. I'll do

I want.

My mom knows I have tattoos, so it doesn't even... Let me see.

Hmm.

Yep.

And you.

What?

Walk around dressed like this.

We're in a bikini suit.

There's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing.

What have you been doing?

Are you guys sexually active?

What? Yeah.

What? Why are you being so weird?

Why do you think that? Why are you asking me that? You're being so weird.

Oh, my God.

Why are we still holding hands?

Huh? Why do you... Stop touching her. Yeah, like stop touching us. You're so

weird. I got a better idea.

What is your fucking brilliant idea? We just want to watch a movie and get this

over with.

Yeah, like just punish us and then let's... I know what you can do. You can

probably give me a blowjob and then maybe I'll think about not telling your

mother about this. Ew, what?

No. What?

No. No way.

No. You guys know what blowjobs are, I'm assuming.

The way you're dressed and all. Dude, fuck you, dude.

You're such an asshole. We're not blowing you.

What? We're not fucking blowing you. Oh, you're not? Well, how about I go get my

cell phone? No, fucking stop. No, stop. Don't call her. Just don't. Don't call

her. Just don't call her.

Yeah? Is that our only option?

Well, I mean, I am looking after you, aren't I?

No.

Huh? Okay, fine. Whatever.

You promise you won't call our mom? Yeah. You have to let us get off free.

Well, I'm the best stepdad in the world, so I guess... You're really not.

Huh? You're really not.

No? You kind of suck.

You look pissed. What's wrong?

Uh, you're gonna make us... You're giving us the worst ultimatum ever.

So we can get a car.

All right, let's get this over with.

Shall we?

Huh? This is weird.

It's weird.

But you think that this is okay.

Who said it was okay?

Oh my God.

Huh? Oh my God. Oh my fucking God.

Can you just hurry?

Hurry? Yeah, like, I just want to get this over with.

It was so gross.

It's what you wanted, you fucking pervert.

Ugh.

swallow cum?

Not necessarily.

Huh? I mean, I guess.

Watch your sister swallow cum? As long as I get a car out of it.

Keep going.

There you go. That's a good girl. There you go.

That's good.

Help her out. There you go.

Hey, did you really just swallow that?

You fucking happy now? You're disgusting.

Why don't you kiss each other and go to your rooms?

Are you serious?

Do I look like I'm joking?

Oh my fucking god, just do it. Just do it.

Alright, now go to your rooms.

Go upstairs and go to your rooms. Go study.

Do something productive.

Where in the fuck is my wallet?

Jesus.

Those little brats stole my fucking wallet again.

I thought I left my wallet right here. I don't understand where in the fuck it's

at. Little shitheads.

What the fuck is it doing here?

What the fuck?

What the... They took all my fucking cards? These little... Oh, my God. These

little bitches.

Where in the fuck are my cards? Fuck!

Where are those little shits?

Oh, ho, ho. Look what the cat dragged in.

Hi. What have you two been up to?

We were out.

Hanging out.

Yeah, I know. I noticed that my cards were missing out of my wallet.

That's weird. Yeah, I don't know where they could have gone.

Yeah, I also got on my computer and saw a few charges for a couple of cell

phones.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I have no idea what you're

about. I have no idea what I'm talking about.

No.

Hmm.

What do you have in your hand?

Let me see that.

Give it to me now.

But it's new.

You bought phones with my cards. What the fuck?

We needed them.

You think this is funny, don't you? We don't think it's funny.

You guys are skipping school. You're fucking experimenting with things. And

you're going to steal my cards and buy new phones. Are you kidding me?

Give me that.

Give it to me now.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? You're going to take this shit back. No,

we're fucking not.

Well, you are.

No, we're not.

I'll tell you what I'll do. Take them, and you can take them back. How about

that? No.

We're just going to put them right in our pocket.

Go about our day. It's fine.

Go about our day. It's fine. It's not a big deal. It's not fine.

You make good money.

We'll pay you back. Don't worry.

We shouldn't even have to pay you back. You make really good money. You stole

out of my fucking wallet.

Look, I got... Listen, if you want to keep those phones, you need to go up the

stairs and go... Go visit my bedroom. How about that?

What? Go up to my bedroom. Your bedroom?

Yes. Go up to my bedroom. I want to have a talk with you. If you want to keep

those phones, I know something that we can do.

You can't be stealing out of my wallet. Can I keep your cards, too?

No, you're going to give me my cards back. Give them to me now.

God damn it. You little brats.

Little shitheads. We're not... We're not... Shit head. I just have needs.

You're out of fucking control.

Fucking buying phones with my credit cards. What the fuck is wrong with you?

have needs.

We need things. We needed a phone. So you want to keep the phones, correct?

Yeah. You don't want to take them back?

No. Then get your asses upstairs.

Okay?

Go.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Stop calling us so weird.

What do you mean?

This is like all up in our business.

Hey, Vanessa, why are you in such a rush, huh? Because I'm pissed.

You're pissed?

I'm pissed.

Yeah, well, get in my room. You want to rush?

Okay, go ahead.

You want to rip me off and buy phones,

huh?

That's how you want to play this? We needed them.

We really did need them.

You saw our shitty phones.

You know we needed them.

No, I didn't know you were going to... We've been asking you for new phones for

like weeks now.

Yeah, well, that's not my responsibility.

Well, you are our stepfather after all, so we are now your responsibility. Yeah,

but you're of age. You're perfectly capable of getting a job and making your

money. You don't need to be stealing from me.

But it's easier.

Yeah, well... That way.

I know something else that's easy, as I recall.

So, why don't you girls...

Get over there and bend over. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up and bend over. I want

to see.

No. Are you going to?

Why do we have to do this again? If you want to play a man's game, you've got to

pay a man's price. Stand up.

Oh, my God. You're such a douchebag.

Stand up. Stand up. Okay, we're standing up.

All right, bend over.

Are you serious?

Okay. Wait, really?

Wait, you really want us to bend over? Yeah.

Fine. Are you happy now?

I don't know yet.

Oh, my God. You're such a fucking pervert.

Such a pervert.

Oh, my God.

What? You hurt. That hurt.

That hurt?

You hit her, and I felt how bad it hurt.

Really? Yeah.

So, you want to keep the phones?

Yeah. All right. Well, why don't you go ahead and slide those pants off?

What?

Yeah. Seriously?

Yes, seriously.

I feel like this just goes further and further every single time.

And we keep the phones? Okay, if we do this, we keep our phones, right?

Yeah, you get to keep your fucking phones.

I got my cards back, right?

Yeah, I just gave them to you.

Okay, well, go ahead and... Yeah, exactly.

Like all the way down or like should be like what are you?

Fucking weird. Why would I want them down halfway?

I do get the blankets out of here. So you're Yeah,

why aren't they yeah you planned this didn't you fucking pervert I didn't plan

shit bend over I didn't plan shit, but I don't have any Yeah

He doesn't act up, huh

I'm going to be bad?

Rebellious? We're just being young women.

Young women, huh?

Yeah.

Okay. Well, let's try this for a second. Let me see.

What are we trying?

What are we trying?

We're about to find out.

Oh, my God.

I think I have a pretty good idea.

Huh? I think I have a pretty good idea.

I do, too.

Fuck it.

You want to keep the phones, right?

Yeah. Not a word about this.

Not a word. Huh? Fine. Okay, not a word.

Okay.

Take

your

shirt off.

You're like the most demanding pervert ever.

Do you need help?

Since you're so like unable to do this.

No, no, I don't have to do that. Okay.

Want to be a bad girl?

Huh?

We're not bad girls.

We're sorry.

Here, come here. Help your sister. Come here.

What do you mean?

Like, she put my head right here?

Yeah. I don't know how to help her.

Besides getting you out of her.

You learned your lesson yet?

Sure.

Are we done?

Do we have to keep going?

It's your turn now.

What? Yep.

And you bend over.

Like this?

Yes, just like that.

Can we keep our phones now You can keep your phones and you can get your clothes

on and you can get out of my room

You understand?

Yes, sir.

I hope you enjoyed that.

Not as much as you obviously did.

No, I think this one did.

Don't forget your phone.

I'm sure he'll make you return it if you leave it in here because he's cheap.

Alright. Are you going to leave us alone now?

Maybe. I don't know.

Yeah, why don't you guys go have fun being rebellious?

Whatever. Maybe you'll think twice next time before you steal from me, huh?

Don't steal your credit card!

I'll stop you.

Bored.

My God.

Fucking... $2 ,000 light bill? Are you fucking kidding me?

It's gotta be a joke.

Holy shit.

Where are those little fucking chicks?

What are you guys doing?

What are you laughing about?

We're just hanging out. We're stretching. We're getting ready to go to

Yeah, well, I just found a $2 ,000 electric bill.

Not my problem.

So I think that maybe you guys are leaving all the lights on constantly.

Why do you love to, like, maybe you should turn them off? When you see them

Charging your phones constantly. All this crazy shit that you guys do.

You love to find stuff. How do you think that just the two of us can create a $2

,000 electric bulb? There's other people that live there. You're always in your

office. All those computers and shit.

I don't do shit. That monitor you have that makes that little buzzing sound all

day long.

That all makes up the $2 ,000.

I swear.

You know,

you guys will not stop turning lights off and shit. You guys turn them on and

you leave them on. Well, you should just. turn them off when you see them

we're not in the room. Well, you should remember to turn them off. Oh, my God.

Okay.

Yes, sir. Do you realize how expensive a $2 ,000 electric bill is? Just pay it.

Fuck you.

I'm not a little shit. You're a little shit. You're so annoying.

I'm going to grow on both of you. No, you're not.

I'm getting sick of this. You guys are out of control.

What are you doing up here stretching topless?

Why are you an idiot? This is weird.

It's my house. We're just hanging out.

This is our house, too. We live here, too.

Where do you think we call home? What are you doing exactly?

We're stretching, and then we're going to go to the gym.

But you just come in here all angry.

You need to relax. You need to de -stress.

How am I going to de -stress? I'm curious to know.

Well, every time you get angry at us, we kind of figure out how to de -stress

you. Yeah, I've noticed.

I'm fucking furious about this bill. You can tell. Just pay it.

Just fucking pay it. Why don't you just pay it?

I will.

You will? Yeah, I'll take care of it. Where are you going to get $2 ,000?

From his wallet.

From his credit card. You guys are so bad.

I'm going to have to pay you. You don't think I took pictures of your credit

card when we took them the other day to go shopping? We just put them in our

Apple Pay. All right, look.

I'm not going to listen to your shit anymore. You come over here. Who?

You. Me?

Yes.

You come here.

Okay. What?

What's up?

What? Are we distressing you now?

I don't know. Are you? This has just become the norm.

No, it hasn't become the norm. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Come here.

I'm paying a lot, though. You guys have to do something around here.

We are.

Satisfying you.

Here you come here.

Both of you. Come up here. Sit up here.

Put your arms behind that.

Come here.

Am I in bed?

No? Wait, sit on top of the couch? Okay, good. Just like that.

Put your arms right there.

Don't do that.

Here you go.

What the fuck?

You have to come closer if you're going to have me.

Your mother walked in right now. She wouldn't think much of this, would she?

Everything would be fine. We're just paying the electric bill.

I'm sad

Come on.

Here, you sit right on the edge.

You two, right next to each other.

Why don't you pull your panties off, and I'll stretch you out properly before

you go to the gym. How about that?

Well, it doesn't make any sense, but sure.

You know?

Get it over with.

Come here.

Are you distressing?

Please help your sister.

I am helping her.

Leaving the lights on?

No. Yes. No?

No.

We're not going to leave the lights on, I swear.

God damn it.

I just want to go to the gym.

I know.

This is so stupid.

I really just want to go to the gym.

Yeah? Yeah.

You got a better workout.

Let's do.

cutting into our

Kind of fucking weird that this is happening.

and I guess I should just go to the gym.

He doesn't know exactly what to do

Thanks for that, stepdad.

Can we go to the gym now?

And can you leave us alone about the bill?

You guys are so worried about the...

Fucking Jim, you should be more worried about the $2 ,000 fucking electric bill.

Just pay it.

I guess I'll pay it now.

Yeah, you better pay it now. I'm sorry. We're sorry.

Yeah. Sorry. We're really sorry. Yeah, I see. You're really sorry.

We're so sorry.

We're out of control. If you do this with me, I can't imagine what you're

with the guys you're dating. This is ridiculous.

We'll just have this. What the hell?

Alright, you girls, this is it. This is the last time this shit happens.

You promise?

I promise.

I enjoyed the last one. You were being a creep a couple days ago.

What's that?

I enjoyed this last one.

But you were being a creep a couple days ago.

It's okay, I guess.

Alright, well, guess what?

What? I have to go pay bills. Great, we have to go to the gym.

With our new phones and our new car.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

You little shithead. Fucking pervert. Get out of here.