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Oh, gee, I like that. Good, good, good. Watch me.

Don't! Don't!

Quiet.

James, it's a good workplace.

Yeah, you are good.

Ow!

What's wrong, baby?

Your hair got caught on your sleeve.

I'm sorry.

Why can't we ever make love for once?

Come on, don't be a party pooper.

It's cold.

Bye.

They say they have no firm leads in this. The fourth gang shooting in as

days. Lori?

Police are also in the dark regarding a strange assault early this morning on

the west side.

Morning, hon. Police say the victim described the assailant as average

wearing black commando -style clothing.

While police aren't talking at this point... Hey, what

are you doing?

Adam, let's talk.

About what?

Adam, I don't understand why we always have to play actors all.

Oh, come on, baby.

Look, it's just fun.

Add a little spice to life.

Look, if it's because I pulled your hair, I'm sorry.

Adam, it's not that. Why can't we just hold each other and... Death.

Role play.

It lets off steam.

You used to like it, remember? Remember that time at your sorority house?

Man, that was such a trip, baby. I thought the top of my head was going to

off. And you, you were halfway at the moon.

Adam, why can't we just start loving each other and... Look, Steph.

Look, I am under a lot of pressure at work right now. That Jameson deal fell

through.

I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Your father called yesterday

morning. Oh, great. He's got you checking up on me now.

Adam, I am not checking up on you. He just wanted to know where you were

yesterday morning.

Where the hell did you think I was? I was at a client going over blueprints.

Adam.

We were supposed to look out for each other, remember?

Right.

And that doesn't mean you ripping into me first thing in the morning.

Hey, you.

Hey, squirt.

Ah, nobody's called me that since I left home.

And I used to call you Uncle Jake.

That was a long time ago.

I used to have the biggest crush on you.

You know, I'm really sorry we haven't seen you more since we moved in.

No problem.

But you know how it is. The moving, the setting up the office.

Is everything okay?

No leaky faucet?

Oh, no, nothing.

You really took good care of the place while we're gone. Thank you, Jake.

It's the least I could do.

I could clear out of here any time you say.

Oh, don't be silly. Dad wanted this way. Besides, Adam doesn't know one end of

the hammer from the other.

I need you around here to keep up this big old place from falling down.

The colonel, your dad.

He liked big things.

He liked you.

Steph, babe, let me use your car.

Adam, say hello to... Oh, yeah, hey, man, how's it going?

Morning, Mr. Dorsey.

Where's your keys?

I'm late for a meeting with Dad, and the shop still has my car.

Come on, Adam.

Bye, Jake.

God, why do you have to be so mean?

Jesus, what a loser.

How long have we got to put up with that?

Adam, keep your voice down before he hears you.

I don't care if he hears me.

I do.

How can you hear anything with that noisy goddamn car?

Adam, Jake can stay in the back as long as he wants.

Oh, great. Let's just adopt him.

Look, I'll see you later. Adam, I'm serious.

My father's will stated that Jake can stay in the back as long as he wants.

Perfect. We've got to share the estate with some guy suffering from some

dramatic stress.

Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome, Adam. Yes, whatever.

Any excuse to get on disability.

Dad, you in there?

Jesus.

Shall I come in?

No, no.

I'll come to you.

Okay.

could come in today.

Jamison deal fell through.

Tough luck.

The old bitch couldn't make up her mind.

So she didn't do anything.

Son, we don't call our clients old bitches.

Assholes, maybe.

Women. Double at home?

I don't know.

Ever since her old man died, she's just different.

Hasn't been that long.

She hated his guts.

Who the hell is that?

Look.

Mr. Dorsey?

Yes.

Adam Dorsey?

That's me.

Junior?

No, it's stuff like that.

I think I hear Laurie calling me.

Hi, I'm Madame Dorsey. How can I help you, miss?

Miss, please, if you must, but why don't you just call me Cindy?

Okay, Cindy.

I am telling you, Empress Green is not the pattern I chose. But, Mrs. King,

you were here last week, I distinctly remember you saying Empress Green, not

Cinnamon Sunset, and... Young lady, are you calling me a liar?

Of course not, Mrs. King, but...

Hello, Mrs. Kane. This is Stephanie.

Is there a problem?

Your employee is either saying I'm a liar or accusing me of an early case of

senility. Steph, I'm sure Mrs. Kane chose Empress Green for her wall

I most certainly did not, young lady. I want Cinnamon Sunset.

Cinnamon Sunset?

Really? Are you sure?

Well, yes, of course.

Well, far be it for me to dictate your taste, Mrs. Kane, but I would think that

you of all of our clients would know that cinnamon is out this season.

Out? Really?

Oh, yes. Everything is rich and cool this season.

Greens and blues.

Greens and blues?

Well, perhaps it did.

Oh, let's see. Where is that one?

Here.

I have a beautiful fabric for your music room.

It would absolutely highlight the empress choice.

But I just wish you were here to see the richness of the color.

Really? Well, perhaps I should come down and look at it myself.

Absolutely. I think you'll be very, very pleased.

You do?

Oh, and please, call me Anne.

Ciao.

You are amazing.

What?

The way you handled Mrs. Kane, I mean, you knew just what to say and when.

It's not a big deal. You'll get the hang of it. Just remember, they're like

kids. They have too much money and too much spare time.

I don't know. I guess I just get flustered so easily.

I'll never have your self -confidence.

I've come from having someone like Adam to depend on.

Oh.

Adam,

these are marvelous.

My partner's going to love your designs in the house.

to get the, uh, structural guy to check, but, uh, I bet you we can take that

wall there, knock it right down.

Looks like you could knock it down all by yourself.

Yeah, I, uh, I played a little football in college.

I'll bet you did.

You know,

I used to do this for my dad.

He had nice big shoulders just like you.

Oh, yeah, that's great.

I wish all my clients were like you.

Don't be so sure, Adam.

I'm not like your other clients.

You see, I believe in mixing pleasure with business.

Oh, thank you

Darling

Stephanie!

I haven't been waiting long, have you?

Naughty, naughty, Teresa just told me you were here.

Actually, I just arrived.

Oh, good.

You have a beautiful home here, Mr. Salt. Mr. Salt?

Oh, no, no, no.

It must be Yvette and Stephanie between us.

We are sure to become great friends, huh?

Yes? Yes.

Now, my darling.

You must help Yvette transform this cold, cold place into a place of life

light and beauty.

This house, it must express, how do you say, personal?

Personality. Yes, yes, yes, personality.

And I have so many ideas as to what to do, but I just need someone to organize

me.

I am breathless over what you might do with this.

As you can see, I've already attempted to impart a little bit of my personality

here and there.

And in here, I would so like to change this horrible floor to wood parquet.

And mirrors.

Mirrors everywhere.

Is this a dance school?

Dance school?

Dance school?

Oh, no, no, no.

Not a school as you think. I provide what I believe you Americans call a...

Finishing school?

Finishing school. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Finishing school.

But you, huh?

You must be a dancer. Oh, no, I'm not a dancer. I really am. I'm not. Oh, no?

But that physique, my dear.

Thank you. Such legs. Can we see the kitchen now?

Is it over here?

Oh, of course.

I told you, Adam. I'm not like your other clients.

I make my own rules.

Take your shirt off.

Take my panties off.

Get up.

I want to think.

Okay,

let's see here.

Arise, arise, my little flower.

We must not take the day away.

I'm so sorry.

The little flower just had, how do you say?

Her coming out affair?

Uh -huh.

What exactly did you have in mind for this room?

Oh, mirrors.

Mirrors everywhere.

Other than that, I placed myself in your hands entirely.

All righty then.

Lay on your back.

You're done.

But I'm not.

I'm not sure what to do with this room yet, but I'm sure... Oh dear!

Excuse us!

forgets that her darlings use the spa to unwind.

I think I have everything I need to get started. Yeah?

You do?

Yes. So I'll call you soon.

Oh, I do hope so, my dear. I will.

She's such a little child.

Such a rich little child.

Such a shame.

Such beauty.

What I would love to do to her.

What about the man?

I'll let you be the judge of that tomorrow.

Oh, my God, we are so late. Don't even sweat it. Rebecca's always late. Okay.

So, Yvette, were they really, like, doing it? They were doing it all.

So, did Yvette say something?

She grabbed my ass.

How interesting.

I mean, how gross.

Hey, good day. You already have a picture behind.

Oh, really?

This is so good.

They are. They're great.

Tequila. Huh? Tequila, por favor.

Tell me about that, Miss Denise.

I love bossing around famous people. Well, don't get used to it.

Damn, that's good.

I'm multi -talented, didn't you know?

Oh, no.

Oh, no, wimping out now. We've got two more cans of margarita mix to go.

Oh, Lord. Okay. Lord's got nothing to do with these little hammers, child.

We may all be talking to God after a couple more.

To Stephanie, our little prom queen, who survived her maiden voyage to the

Isle of Lentbo.

I'm serious.

This guy was a real mongrel.

What?

It's hell out there.

Every guy in America wants your broad, and you complain.

Well, you know what they say.

Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find a friend.

I know Steph is so lucky to have someone like Adam.

Lucky?

No offense, Stephanie, but does that Asian frat rat still expect you to dress

like some hooker?

What about that cruise to Ensenada?

You made up for that yet?

Yeah, what about that time?

Guys, we had a great time. We had a lot of fun.

Didn't sound like it.

No, I feel like I can't tell anybody anything anymore.

Oh, please don't stop. I'd hate to miss a single exciting chapter.

I'm keeping you awake, darling.

Don't mind me.

Steph, did you tell Rebecca about the leather?

Leather?

Kinky. I told you that in the strictest confidence.

As a friend. Who are we, strangers?

No, it's just that me and Adam were having a lot of difficulties right now.

Yeah, first he's living off his dad, now he's living off your dead dad.

Shh, Denise.

I mean, come on.

You know, he's married to a rich, beautiful, brilliant woman who, God

loves him. And he still has to fantasize to get his rocks off.

Pardon my French.

Anyway, what the hell do I know? I'm the one in therapy.

But you're making great progress.

Thank you.

I feel like going out.

Look at her. I hate to wake her up.

I feel like going out, too.

I'll give you a lift home.

Okay. Come on.

Rebecca? Oh, not tonight.

Thank you so much for having us over. Thank you for coming over. Thank you.

Great party.

Great margarita.

Oh, it's okay. You don't have to show it. Okay. Bye. Good night. Good night.

Thank you.

Nice of you to come home. Hi, Annie.

Are we a little tipsy?

I'm okay.

Adam, don't, please.

Stop, Adam.

Oh,

your mouth says stop, but your nipples, they say go.

Adam, please stop.

Adam, stop. You feel so good.

I want you so much.

Adam, stop.

Adam, I just want to get undressed and go to bed. My idea exactly.

You need some help?

Adam,

don't.

Stop.

I've got a big surprise for you.

Oh, yes, you look so hot.

Want your surprise?

It's in the bathroom.

Come on.

Adam.

What

is

it, Adam?

Oh, you're going to look so hot.

All right, Adam.

Go wait for me outside.

Maybe I'm always nuts.

Tell me you want me on my back.

I want you on your back.

Oh, yeah.

Talk to me. Tell me how you like it.

off my pants.

I want to take off your pants.

Look

at

you.

Boy, you look so hot.

Why don't you tell me how you like it?

Talk to me. Tell me how you like it.

Oh, Adam, I love it. You're the best.

Go a little faster.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I like that, baby. I like that a lot.

Tell me again.

You're the best ever.

Oh, yes, baby, don't stop.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, I like that.

Look at how good you look.

That's it, baby. Tell me how you like it. I love it, Adam. Tell me again.

you're the best.

Keep going.

Keep going, Steph.

Touch me.

Oh, yeah, touch me, Steph.

Yeah.

Deb had to be at work early thanks for last night.

You were great. How was I?

Your lover man.

What do you want?

You startled me.

Sorry. What's up?

Oh, nothing.

Where have you been?

My car broke down to me.

Fooled with it all night long.

You just back from a run?

Run?

Uh, yeah.

I'm so out of shape.

You look okay to me.

See ya. Bye.

Cindy, what are you doing here?

Did you forget our appointment? I came to the gym to pick you up.

Appointment? All right.

I know this isn't politically correct, but if you'll kind of move over there,

I'll make really good coffee.

You know, we're all good at certain things.

Yeah, that's what I like about you, Cindy.

You're not like other women. I mean, you don't... You don't jump down a guy's

throat at the drop of a hat.

Hey, be careful.

See, that's what I mean. Steph would have been all over me like flies on...

know, Steph sounds a little anal.

What do you mean?

Retentive, excessively uptight.

Oh, right, right.

And she has no imagination.

With you to work with, I find that somewhat hard to believe.

But remember, we're supposed to be going out to the house.

You haven't changed your mind about our remodeling job, have you? No, of course

not. My partner just wants to meet you and thank you in person for all your

work.

Come on, we'll swing by my place. It'll take me ten minutes to shower and

change.

Finally, a woman that doesn't take hours to get ready. Oh, I'm always ready.

Oh, nice of you to show up today.

Why did you let a nice little country girl like me drink tequila last night?

all seems a little fuzzy to me, but I seem to recall a girl who looked a great

deal like you screaming, Eat the worm!

Eat the worm!

God.

And you finally did it. I know.

Hello,

this is Stephanie.

Hi, Steph.

Hi, Rebecca.

Somebody broke into my house last night.

What? And tied me up.

What?

I tell you, kid, this guy was one weird puppy.

Are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital just to be safe?

No. They kill people in hospital stuff. I want to be home where I live, where I

feel... felt safe.

Let me start carrying my gun.

Your gun?

Put a hole in the neck.

I guess I'm still a little shook up.

You're in shock.

And that's why you're going to lay down right now.

In a minute.

You and Mr. Cole shouldn't have gone to all this trouble. Don't be silly. I've

told Yvette all about you. She's dying to meet you.

Yvette?

What, uh, what's she like?

Well, let's see. She's, um, very rich.

Very eccentric.

And very beautiful.

You wonderful, wonderful man.

You will build little Yvette a loving ass? How can she thank you?

No trouble at all.

We can handle any kind of job.

Come. Come inside for a refreshment.

My name is... I just

can't seem to get the smell of them off me. It's like old motor oil or

something.

I mean, this guy was a major loon.

And guess what, Steph? You'll love this.

He didn't even do it.

He didn't do anything. He just tied me up and left.

Thank God.

It sounds really scary.

Yeah, he was a weird one, that's for sure.

I do hope so you're getting something bright enough to swim

aren't they so wonderful I

just know you're going to make this into how you say it

Sure, we can handle any job.

Is something wrong? Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

My little flower simply tells me, how you say, you're very tense.

You know you don't have to do this.

Don't feel good?

Oh, that's nice.

Morning, Flynn.

What do you want?

Now, is that any way to greet an old friend?

Are you an old friend, detective?

Oh, you and I are going to be friends for a long time to come, pal.

When are you going to stop bothering me?

Well, we have a reason for our little visit this time.

That's a change.

Night.

Sure beats the nuthouse, huh?

You got a warrant?

No.

We just want to talk, Jake.

You know how it is.

When women get molested, we come talk to perverts.

Yeah, fuck you.

A little branching out, are we?

Get to the point.

Point?

Point is this, Jake.

I think you're what the Head Shrinkers call a sociopath.

Maybe it was the Marines.

Maybe your mama didn't love you enough. I don't know.

It doesn't matter.

What does matter is you're a mad dog who needs to be put to sleep.

Now, you can either invite us in, or we'll send for a warrant.

And then we'll all go down to the station.

You know where that is, don't you, Jake?

Can I help you?

Sorry, ma 'am. We're just having a word with Mr. Flynn.

Hey, Steph. What's happening? Oh, hi, Adam. You're home.

Right. I lived here.

it would have been a little considerate of you to give me a call and let me know

that you were getting a ride home, Adam. I went all the way back to town for

you.

I forgot. I'm sorry.

Who were they?

Adam, who gave you a ride home?

A client. Who were those guys?

Salesmen.

They don't look like salesmen.

Come on, I'm beat. Let's just go in.

Maybe you can give me a little back rub after dinner?

Now, what do you think I've been doing all day? Lying around eating bonbons?

Something in our marriage.

And don't you love me?

I love you.

Love?

People who love each other are not thoughtless or inconsiderate.

Yeah, but I'm so cuddly.

And when they are, they apologize.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry you're happy. No.

grow up i'm not some kind of bimbo that wants to do whatever you want to do it

yeah that's what's wrong what i can't even say it say what sex

don't be silly say it's sex we screw that's what we do we we screw is that

we do

Remember, Stephanie, no marriage is easy.

Well, maybe Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's marriages.

It takes work to make a marriage.

That's what Mom always said.

No run today.

I'm going to make an effort.

I'm going to the market. I'm going to get what you like for lunch.

And I'm going to treat you special.

Death. Death.

Hello. Adam.

Oh, Cindy, hi.

Can we come over?

What? For a swim.

Now? Uh -huh.

Yeah, sure, why not?

See you soon.

Okay.

Anyway, did you build this?

No, my brother -in -law.

Really? I don't see why you got into this business.

Uh, yeah, kinda.

Aren't they the cutest little couple?

Hmm. You know, Yvette and I have known them since they were each about 14 years

old. Really?

Steph,

where you been?

Oh, Adam, did you miss me?

Of course, baby.

Cindy, this is my wife, Stephanie.

Adam, I went out to get us lunch.

You did?

Yes.

I'm sorry if we've come at the wrong time, Mrs. Dorothy.

Excuse me, I'm talking to my husband.

Well, what are you getting so upset about?

Adam, I'm going to go inside the house now.

What is wrong?

Nothing is wrong.

Hey, what's the point of having a spray pool if we're not going to use it?

Let her calm down, Adam.

Maybe we came at a bad time. No, no, no. Hey, everybody drink up.

Cheers.

Steph? Why are you so angry?

Why am I so angry, Adam?

We come home, and you're playing around with a bunch of naked bimbos.

It was all completely innocent.

I mean, that's just the way they are.

Why are you so uptight? I said I was sorry.

Adam, as a matter of fact, you didn't say that you were sorry, but I guess it

really doesn't matter anyway.

Jesus, what is wrong with you lately?

What's wrong with you?

You know what our problem is?

It's your holier -than -thou, uptight, anal attitude.

Hey, Squirt. Want a hand there? Hey. No, it's all right. I don't mind.

Are you okay?

Sure.

I was wondering about the... Cops.

Yeah?

Is there something wrong? Are you in some kind of trouble?

No, it's just something I'd rather forget.

I can't.

I wish I could help.

Maybe I'm the problem.

It's a new squirt.

Bad dream.

No.

No. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, God, no.

Forgive me.

Forgive me.

Jake.

It's okay.

Forgive me.

Forgive you for what?

Jake, don't turn away. Adam always does that.

What is it? Does it have something to do with the police?

I want to help you.

I want to help.

You never met my wife, did you?

No. You went away to school before I met her.

I didn't really stay in touch with my dad after my mom died.

Colonel understood.

I met Cecilia in the hospital.

She was a nurse.

She didn't take any shit.

We decided to have kids, making babies, she called it.

She would have had a dozen if she could.

It seems so long ago.

When I went up there...

It was like a nightmare.

I thought, okay.

When we hit the ground, I'll wake up.

We'll both laugh.

And... She was dead.

She was strangled.

When the cops got there, I knew.

The first trial lasted six months.

Hung jury.

Six for conviction.

They accused you?

You better leave.

You better leave.

Hi, Denise, it's me.

Hi.

I just wanted to make sure you were still coming over.

Absolutely, I'll see you at 10 sharp.

Okay, bye -bye, sweetie.

I wonder where.

Denise!

Oh, God.

How's Denise?

She's still pretty shaky.

Yeah, I bet.

Hey, look.

This will have been the third time in the same area.

Police have no leads at this time, but believe the same suspect may be... Saw

your old man's charity case coming home this morning.

He was out all night.

Jake? You think he?

You can't be serious.

Why not?

You don't know what you're talking about. I just saw Jake last... No,

ridiculous to even think.

I'm not calling the cops.

You can't.

Yes? No.

Look, what do we know about this guy anyway?

I mean, wasn't he in a nut house or something? One with rubber walls?

You don't know that.

Where are you going?

Look, I want you to stay away from that nut, okay?

Is there anything else that I can do for you?

Just be careful, Steph.

Oh, God, just please be careful.

I'm sorry.

Hello? Hello, Steph.

This is Cindy.

Don't hang up.

Adam needs you.

What are you talking about? Where is he?

Has something happened?

Get home now and don't tell anybody.

Don't tell anybody what?

Something wrong what no, I don't think so

Someone's here. They're going to wonder where I am. I told you to be quiet.

I want you in a nice, sweet little package.

I've looked forward to this.

And now, it has finally come to pass.

You wouldn't believe all the preparation.

I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.

Steph!

My, we have a persistent visitor.

Steph, you okay?

Steph!

Steph, you in there?

Met him with me, babe?

Surprise.

I can't believe our luck.

That was your caretaker, knock, knock, knocking at your door.

Now he can take the fall instead of just presiding over.

Jake? Jake, what's going on?

Oh, of course not. Don't be dim.

Adam.

Adam.

Get real.

He's too stupid to ever think up anything like this.

Be nice.

Besides, his mind goes no further than the end of his dick.

And you of all people should know that's not very far.

You're so nice.

It's almost a shame to lose you.

Kisses. Do it.

Much better.

These are so nice.

Are they real?

Of course they are.

Little Miss Perfect Rich Girls. How could I be so dim?

Please, Steph, don't disappoint me.

You see, I've been practicing.

Of course, my dear.

They were all leading up to you.

You are my grand finale.

I might even take a curtain call this time.

Adam's going to be home soon.

He's coming home.

He's at a vet.

A vet?

You and I have... Plenty of time together, babe.

It's actually been quite easy.

Almost too easy.

You see, I knew that after a series of assaults, the

police would believe that a sex deviant was running loose.

And having a prime suspect living right in your backyard was such an added

benefit.

Besides, who would ever suspect a woman of rape?

After the police arrive, they'll find Jake next to you.

Just another convenient, also understandable murder -suicide.

You certainly didn't think you were going to survive, did you?

After a suitable mourning period, Cindy will marry little Adam.

And then after your estate's settled...

Cindy and Yvette will come up with an imaginative way for poor, grieving Adam

end it all.

And then, who knows what might happen to little Yvette.

After all, why share?

Be still.

The old saying goes, relax and enjoy it.

I tell you how much fun this is.

You should try it sometime.

But then you won't have the chance, will you?

Ow!

If you can't play nice, then we can't play at all. And if we can't play,

Steffi, I'm just about done with you. No!

Just try and avoid cycles from now on, okay, champ?

I'll do my best.

Thank you.

No problem, Squirt.

God, this is all so crazy. It's like a bad dream.

I think I just woke up.

We, uh, we found the other suspect, Mr. Salt, at the house where you said she'd

be. Thanks.

Good.

I guess I owe you an apology, Flynn.

I'm sorry.

Accepted.

Baby, I just don't understand any of this.

Can't we talk?

Adam, it's too late to talk.

I'll give you anything, but I can't and I won't be your wife anymore.

What's for dinner, Annie?

Something good.