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Oh, no.

Would you look at that?

Are you talking about me or you?

I don't know.

That is huge!

Now I'm a little creeped out.

Well, I told you it was big.

You weren't kidding.

Like, can you not stare?

I've seen stolen money from all those bank robberies.

Oh, my.

I think I'm going to have another orgasm. Like you and me both.

Quick, somebody's coming. Hide. No one's... Touch it.

Put it in my hands and rub on it.

Thelma.

Oh, Anthony.

Who's your friend?

Well...

Sure you do.

Fred and Shaq?

Oh, no. Never heard of them.

Tell me where they are, or you both shall perish from the bathes of the

Really? Did you just say perish?

Oh my gosh, I've always wanted to go there, but they don't speak very good

English. It's hard to understand them.

Silence!

I can sense them in here somewhere.

Hey Creepy, what do you think of this?

Is that your tongue?

Quiet, we have to create a distraction so the boys can jump him.

Just be quiet and go with it.

It feels like a dream.

Hey Fred, I just had sex with Velma and I liked it.

Get your clothes on and let's go.

Like we gotta go? Creepo here is about to wake up.

Is anyone else here heavy breathing?

We've left him.

I really need to stop smoking so much.

Or actually, I need to stop running so much.

I'm so frustrated nothing seems to fit right.

Well, what you're wearing seems to fit just perfect.

I'll say.

You look mighty sick.

Very nice. Very nice.

So how come you didn't tell me you like girls?

I don't. I mean, I didn't.

I just found that myself.

And Velma, whoa!

You've really come out of your shell lately.

Look, I did what I had to. It was a necessary diversion.

Like diversions don't usually come with orgasms.

That was one of the hottest, sexiest, most intense things I've ever seen.

I'm so horny right now, I could just... Make a baby?

Only if you swallow.

Every drop.

Oh, no!

Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?

What? But I'm just... You are sexy, intelligent, and horny as hell. In my

that spells perfect.

Oh, Jinky Shaggy, you're such a romantic.

I have my moments.

Well, that's good, too.

No.

It's all fucking wet.

Fuck you.

Stretch it out.

Stretch it out.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

You deserve it.

in the middle.

Get pregnant now, huh?

That's absolutely right.

Woo!

Like, why did we wait so long to do that?

I don't know, but I have a feeling things are going to be very different

here.

I don't feel pregnant. Do I look pregnant?

Apparently not.

in a crappy place.

What are you doing there?

Oh, really? Are you sure?

Well, maybe, but... Well, okay.

Bye.

So, what did he say?

Where is he? Is he okay?

My vagina hurt.

Well, he said he was at his nephew Scrappy's place.

And he's just now telling us?

Well, he may have told me before, but I'm a little foggy on that part.

Scrappy kidnapped... Scoop?

No, no, no.

Scoop's fine.

But we are lying here with the homicidal maniac on the loose.

Well, it does sound bad when you put it that way.

Breathe! Don't move!

Keep down on the ground!

It's a good thing I called the cops.

creepy goblin looking guy.

Could you come save us?

You're the best. Thanks.

Are you kids okay?

Yes, officer.

And I see you've captured the bad guy.

This is him.

Larry Bunce.

Better known as the Costume Bandit. Top of the list.

FBI's most wanted for bank robbery.

I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for these meddling kids.

They're all crazy.

They're all sex crazy.

Like, don't worry, man. I hear they're pretty sex crazy in jail, too.

You kids

be safe.

You never know what's lurking out there in the dark.

Oh, we know, sir.

We know.

Well, another mystery solved.

Another caper foiled.

Does this mean we get this whole place to ourselves?

We should all take a great big money bath.

My tummy hurts.

Do you guys think I'm... No!